#KANON? IS HERE? YOU GOTTA BE

[sylhea-raemi]

OKAY LOOK I KNOW IT'S GONNA COME BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE THIS EARLY. WHAT THE FUCK.

maydare tensei monogatari got me reading texts only again and it's for a character named nero pachelbel

[le-agent-egg]

Sorry i gotta yap for a second. Why do Leon and Kanon have different last names if their dads are brothers.

Like it says in their wikis that Leon’s dad is Kanon’s dad’s older brother. So like. Why do they have different last names? The only explanations i can think of is that, either they had different last names at birth, either Leon or Kanon has their mom’s last name, or one of them has two dads (though i think this is the least likely since their parents were probably married in the late 80s or early 90s, and same sex marriage wasn’t legal back then like. Anywhere.)

This is my personal headcanon: their dads have the same last name, but Kanon has her mom’s last name, since she didn’t take her husband’s last name; Leon’s mom took her husband’s last name, which basically means Leon has no other option for a last name lmao

ALSO. MORE YAP ALERT TIME.

What’s Leon’s natural hair colour? Because it is said that he dyes it (side note why would you willingly dye your hair ginger-)

Here’s what I think: Leon is a natural blonde (womp womp) and I think this for a couple reasons. First off his beta design is blonde which I feel like would be a coolio reference. BUT SECOND. GET READY CAUSE IM GOING FULL ON BIO TEACHER ON YOU.

Kanon, while her wiki page says she has chestnut brown hair (bullshit look at her) probably has blonde hair. It looks like a really really pale blonde. Which means that her parents at least need to have one dominant gene and one recessive gene each (since blonde hair is a recessive trait) if we assume Kanon’s dad is blonde, which makes him recessive/recessive, that means that it’s probably likely that his parents (L and K’s paternal grandparents) at least have one blonde person, since getting recessive/recessive out of two dominant/recessive is pretty unlikely. This means that it’s very much possible for Leon’s dad to also have that recessive/recessive or dominant/recessive gene for hair. If we assume that Leon’s mom has at least one recessive allele, that means Leon could very well be blonde. Additionally it’s implied he does have decent genetics in terms of hair because yada yada constantly grows out - if he’s bleaching AND dyeing that shit there’s no way is it still fluffy and nice and grows out well and fast.

TO MAKE A VERY LONG STORY SHORT VIA THE DIAGRAM AGAIN:

Just for a little reference for myself, this is how i personally draw them (with genetic bullet points!!)

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[pinkprettycure]

cleaning out my games folder a bit because this bad boy has been travelling from computer to computer since i was in HIGH SCHOOL and im lowkey hoarding this shit lmaooo

i got quite a few old pirated/fan translated vns in here from back in the day, like I got an old copy of a fantranslated Kanon in here that i could not run on this computer. I already purchased the official version soon as it dropped so she's gotta go. I got a lot of dupes in here from back before steam was accessible and itch was a thing so people would sell games through their own store fronts with systems that sucked hot ass that I ended up getting a steam key for and redownloading from there

i have a TON of old builds in here too. Yall will not find THIS bad boy in stores *holds up the free version of pyrite heart that included voice acting before winged cloud decided to sell for some reason but they werent allowed to sell with the VA so they removed it from the paid version and wiped the clearly superior free version off the map.* <- he doesnt even really like that game he's just keeping it because the Man doesnt want me to have it

Never getting rid of my old demos though a lot of this shit is really fun to look at especially when the final version is crazy different. Like I still have the original demo for coming out on top

im never getting rid of you

[lightlycareless]

How are Hinata and Ren as aunty and uncle to y/n and Naoya's future kids?

Hello!! ooooohhh I love this ask already.

Ok so, to make this a bit easier, I decided to go with the notion that your first child with him is a daughter (Naomi) :> but if you want a son just let me know! Although I don't think much would change lol (except Ren)

Ren is the chill/spoiling type of uncle. The one that would have “girl’s day out” with your daughter, braid her hair, paint her nails, dress her up and treat her like the absolute princess she is. And because he can bake/cook a bit, the two will make just about any food she wants; dessert is the same (turns out she has your sweet tooth) although she mostly likes going out and try different things. Her favorite activity to do with him is get ice cream and go to the beach while she's sitting on his shoulders.

Whenever she spends the day with Ren, she comes back even better than how you left her (it'll make sense when we get to the Hinata part.) wondering if she'll be able to see uncle Ren and auntie Kanon (his gf) anytime soon.

While Hinata is 100% insane, outgoing, crazy, screaming matches between the two, who can pull the best prank on her dad (Naoya) or Satoru, (and surprisingly) teach her the first semblances of breaking the rules. Her favorite thing to do is, breaking the rules. As in... staying up late, eating sweets before dinner, that kind of stuff. Slumber parties are oof, the best thing ever.

Whenever Naomi spends the day with your sister, she's going to come back a mess, her hair all disheveled, clothes dirty (ok, not like that, but whenever you see her you know something went down), and already asking when will she see auntie Hinata again.

That's when things get competitive between your siblings.

You're more than happy to let Ren take care of her for a few days (Not wanting to disturb his home too much) but with your sister... oof, you gotta really think about it.

Naoya is a resounding no when it comes to Hinata, thinks she's a bad influence (she is to some degree) and would rather... have supervised visits when she's around. Although he's gotta admit, he'd always choose her above his siblings.

And because why not, let's make a list of the people you and Naoya would trust your kids with:

Would trust:

Nanami. no questions asked. Naomi might find him a bit square, (if not boring) but it's the small things that make her fond of him. Like he'll get her an ice cream or something without even asking her and she'll be like "omg how did you know???" or the next time he sees her he has something hello kitty... yeah, Nanami is his favorite person in the whole world now.

Geto. He's like Ren but tenfold. I think she might develop a crush on him too... Naoya does all in his power to kill those feelings before they grow, but no matter how much he tries, he can never succeed. Geto is just that important for your baby, more so when he brings Nanako and Mimiko along, your daughter likes hanging out with them cause they're like the "cooler older sister" type of girls, you know? She's even told them she wants to be like them when she grows up.

Toji: because of Naoya. see the following list for more details.

Would not trust:

Satoru. He's like Hinata in some sense... but worse. Naomi's first bad word undoubtedly comes from him. Let's say that he's come to regret his recklessness.

Shoko. One word: smoking. Even if she quit, Naoya doesn't want anything to do with her. Can't blame him tho, have you seen the other reference he has for bad habits (Naobito)? Yeah. And you somewhat agree with him.

Mai and Maki. Mostly Maki. They still can't believe that something so cute came from Naoya, yet here the are, taking care of Naomi. Honestly they would be on the would trust list if it weren't for the fact that they often try to influence Naomi into making fun of her dad. And they succeeded once... let's say their auntie privileges have been completely revoked since then.

Toji. That man scares you, honestly. And the only reason why you allow him near your daughter is because... well, Naoya is fond of him and wishes to see interactions between the two. Outside of that, nope! However, Naomi grew to be fond of him after Toji gave her sweets when she was grounded by you and Naoya. The shock in your face when hearing Naomi cheerfully greet him when walking around the estate was priceless. (extra: if her first curse word didn't come from Satoru, it comes from Toji. Only that Naoya would be a bit more... lenient with his anger)

And there you have it :> the whole package regarding your and Naoya's daughter, and the interactions they'll have with some. Luckily, I already have a pending ask regarding Naoya's siblings so I'll take that chance to explore the whole family, as well as the rest of the Zen'in clan :)

Thank you so much for sending in this ask! It was really fun to answer🤭 take care and hope to see you soon!!

[matsoono]

— CONTACTS

Oh, you’re looking for someone’s number? I thought you got it from Kei? …Didn’t have it? Ah, yeah, he did hit the contact limit so maybe he wasn’t able to save it. Here, what’s their name again? Maybe I’ve got it…

TETSU K. @tetsukurood — “Tetsu! Yeah, I know him! …How do you know him? Mm? Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”

KOSHI S. @sugarushed — “Koshi!! Yeah, my friend’s sister’s daughter is in his class. Says he’s a dream of a teacher. He’s pretty popular with the single moms around the town too.”

SHOYO H. @shoyosun — “Oh Sho! Real nice, super bubbly guy. Real big too.”

MANJIRO S. @speed-demon-s - "Do yourself a favor and do not challenge this guy to a race. Just don't do it. You're gonna lose."

RINTARO S. @srintarou — “Sunarin! You know him? You don’t? You gotta get to know him, he’s a dope dude. If you know what I mean.”

TOMIYAMA C. @tomiyummys — “The eyes Chico…the eyes never lie.”

ATSUMU M. @atsoomu-m - "One time his fangirls pushed me out of the way to get a picture of him. Guy's got insane aura."

SHOYO H. @shoyo-boke - "Ah, yeah. Suuuper sweet dude...unless you're his opponent. Did beach volleyball with him once? Never again. Dude almost took off my arms."

KOTARO B. @bokootos - "I want to put him and Rindou next to each other and measure who's the biggest."

MANJIRO S. @realmanjirosano - "He's...calmed down these days. I think. He's chill! I promise. Go say hi, you'll see."

MADRAME S. @madramepup - "Nobody put him and Kanon in the same room together. We won't hear the end of it."

TAIJU S. @t-shiba - "He's not so bad these days! A little weird and off putting but hey...he doesn't beat people to death anymore!"

SEISHIRO N. @httpseishiro - "Quiet guy but super intense...we played soccer together. Once. For fun. I dislocated my leg. I want to put him, Shoyo and Choji on a field together with one ball."

ATSUMU M. @matsumus — “Do us all a favor and make him shut up. Please?”

Didn’t find who you’re looking for? Ah, check Kei then. He’s probably got it.

[thenewfuture]

Yeah Kanon, maybe stop with the sass there? Seems like the task force are just doing their job and don't even like Kyosuke and find it hard to work with the branch heads too, again I'm not trying to defend future foundation here but it does seem to be the case.

Oh, that reminds me of something.

You all go on ahead. I gotta talk to Kan-Kan for a sec.

Sure thing, Miss Hiroko. ...You okay, Mikan?

I-I'm fine... Thank you...

Alright, come on. Let's go you guys.

*Everyone else heads off to fifth island, save for Hiroko and Kanon...*

Kan-Kan, I need to talk to you about something.

Me too. You really nailed into the pink-haired bitch.

Hahahahaha! Oh, you think she grew a few extra wrinkles under that mask? Totally deserved if you ask me.

Well....that's close to what I wanted to talk to you about...

Kanon... You gotta chill out with the whole Future Foundation hating thing. It's for the best if you do.

What?! But you saw how they were treating everyone, and us!

Treating us like a bunch of criminals when their whole Foundation has done some sketchy shit, and even now when they-

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. We all heard it.

But you have to remember something to. They were just doing their job. Just following words from higher up. And we were technically preforming in criminal acts, remember? Aiding terrorists in their attempted escape?

And not to mention that....well, you saw how that naily woman was. She was suffering, so much grief and pain. And that clouded her judgement, and would have done even moreso if we didn't bring it up.

Well she clearly deserves it if she truly believes in that silver haired, samurai maniac.

That! That right there, see?! Your attitude stinks and you need to change it!

We're going to be fighting alongside each other for now as allies. And we obviously can't do that if you're still holding on to that beef you've got with them. And that same attitude could've cost us our lives earlier when they arrested us.

Look, the Future Foundation ain't perfect. I get that. You don't like them. You are more than right to. But you gotta face the facts that they're not always the bad guys you're making them out to be.

So just, take a few breathes if you have to. And get with the program that we're going to be helping them, okay? Think you can let that go for a little while?

Yeah, nothing like working with a bunch of stuck-up suits tha pretend to be superheroes. I'm just overjooooyed at the thought.

Kanon! I'm serious! Knock it off, now!

Okay okay okay, I'm sorry. I got it. Teamwork and shit. I'm all for that.

Haaah, good. Glad we got that settled. Let's go, Kan-Kan.

Right behind ya...

*sigh*.........

*Hiroko and Kanon leave the beach and heads towards the fifth island...*

[ggren-mainz]

Umineko - question arcs playthrough -> ep 1 - 11

last part - All parts and episodes - next part

Things are getting worse and worse

she's been telling y'all who the culprit was all along, y'all just don't want to listen.

Also I was looking on reddit at memes and one umineko one was like making fun of people who assume the answer arc will answer shit and that they finished ep 8 and still didn't know the culprit like ....that can.,,happen? God no wait i gotta lock in huh?? no more 'NONBELIVERS"???? well i think for now it's ok since i sincerely doubt you can solve anything with half of ch1 only, but still.... Ig ill have to think *disolves into a puddle and dies*

Wouldn't Kinzo's room be the closest to a safe one? I mean i remember them saying that only Genji had the key to his room, and in rest it's all done with an automated system.

Am i smart or am i smart ? (I think i'll become the queen of pointing out the obvious atp.)

Sooo true, save this here to keep it in mind, but yeah while something may seem like the most logical answer for the opponent, they might've not done it because perhaps they haven't thought of it. Variables variables...

they all go to hide in Kinzo's room, and at the entrance, Maria says how the door is built to not let magical entities in, having the same symbol drawn on it as the charms she gave to Jessica and Battler. So Beatrice couldn't have entered this room with her magic, and instead the theory that Kinzo left it of his own accord is probably right. That or Eva was right about Natsuhi or she lied about the receipt OR a secret door exists.

oookay this changes things quite a lot. Basically, he said that Beatrice existed but she died. So does this suddenly turn into a ghost story? No i don't think so.

Yk what would be the funniest thing Beatrice could do rn? Appear lmao. But yeah no good resolution too bad it's almost definitely not the real one. Or at least not the entire story for sure.

Wait wait wait, will this imply that Kanon and/or Shannon were Kinzo's children?? Hmm i mean, maybe it could explain Kanon's words. Or maybe just someone in that orphanage. I don't know if I'm sold in any way but i'd argue it's something to keep in mind.

Ok they say he used the orphans as human sacrifices which we know isn't true cause Kanon kind of died of his own will...to some extent. Idk i don't believe it rn, but again, good to keep in mind.

FINALLY. Took them this long huh.

Huh so my earlier theory was wrong, the twilight doesn't literally mean twilight. Then i sure wonder what will happen at the end.

If this isn't magic and someone is doing all of this than props to them they sure are a good actor.

Look i get it these people are very worried and do not know what to do. I'm not gonna call them stupid or say they should've acted another way, but i hope next time loop/whatever going back in time will happen they will figure out that maybe they should take the "get my gold" threat more seriously.

She's so cool but at the same time she's so getting stabbed soon. I can just feel it.

They're dying.

:C poor Maria....She deserves better parents. Pls guys fix it fic with Maria found family,

so later they realize the whole purpose of the letter was to divide them, and bring fear. A phone call comes in which you can only hear Maria's distant singing, and the people in the room panic and go out as to find and help her.

Oh god...she'll be singing next to the corpses, won't she? Also, i wonder what she's singing.

ofc i was right. Also *points finger* I know this image! it's the one in the thumbnail of the "Answers to all Umineko crimes and murders" video that kept being recommended to me on youtube! I cannot wait to watch it tbh, i bet I'll be like"HUH??? NO WAY!? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO GUESS THAT?!" the whole time.

So she is somehow blood related to Kinzo? I mean it being his wife would also work but I'd say daughter works better. Idk I'm saying bullshit, I'll just make a note of this.

ok so Natsuhi is invited to a duel with Beatrice and when the children find her, she has apparently shot herself. Maria then starts running towards the portrait where apparently Beatrice was, and we can hear her voice laughing. Then we cut to a sort of retelling of the events from the police's perspective, and apparently, they found the story about what happened on the island in a journal written by the one and only....*drum rolls* ....MARIA! now this wouldn't be that big of a surprise except we are also given the last line of the journal which says...

WHICH IS WEIRD ASF! because of obvious reasons. Why is she saying to find out the truth?? Does this mean she didn't actually believe in the witch? Or well maybe not that but did something else also happen? This doesn't sound like Maria at all. so ig another mystery to be discovered.

And this is it, the end of the chapter. The next part will be the tea party and my final thoughts and theories. Also just a thought but yeah, although i obviously wish to find the answers, this would be a metal way to end the game, and like not continue at all. Would be quite an end lol.

next part

[tsuki-sennin]

I turned 23 years old yesterday~!

Time to Gotcha and Go celebrate by watching the funny team up episode :3

Spoilers, I guess...

-Oh hi Clotho.

-"Useless as the boys."

-L

-LEGEND????

-KAGUYA TIME???

-I mean, he was on the

-Ohhhhhhhh

-...I swear I recognized that Kasshine guy, but idk

-Wait, that's interesting... I just assumed that all the Kasshine were robots, but here's this guy! How about that?

-Poor Butler Kajiki.

-Un-Gorgeous! The Riser fled!

-I was not informed about this!

-Akumano...

-So this guy's just a straight criminal?

-We haven't had one of those in a while!

-Akumanocaris....

-Good job guys :)

-I suppose that fascinating conversation between Rinne and Lachesis can wait.

-Rengeeeeee~!

-Bonk

-"Today is the day you finally get squashed, bug boy!"

-Suddenly Hundred~!

-"...robot birds?"

-Pushing her limits ten times beyond.

-They kidnapped him!

-What about Atropos, Miss Rinne?

-"Go on."

-Kyoka???

-KYOKA?????

-Lachesis, I firmly believe you don't need to be human to live that kind of experience, but okay if you wanna go for it

-Oh my Gotcha-

-I can't

-Hi Clotho :)

-Pain peko

-Even dazed and running on fumes, she still wrecks shop.

-That's Kanon Miyahara for you!

-Homunculi~! Of course~!

-"Dude, c'mon :<"

-"Fuck you!"

-"A future for humans and Chemies... one for you too, Clotho? :)"

-Everybody's gotta have a dream.

-Hello, Hundred guys.

-Oh, Goldmechanichor!

-That's a throwback.

-Oh, UFO-X too!

-This is some good shit right there.

-Teamwork~!

-Yeahhhhh!

-I never thought I'd be so happy to see Dread.

-This is so good.

-I love this.

-I love this so much

-Well, whaddya know? We did it.

-Goodbye, Mr. Kasshine.

-"Friends? :3"

-Kicked in the hand, ow

-OH?????

-H

-Hello?

-Gigist?

-Oh no

-Ohhhhhh nooo

-"Power..."

-Fucked me right up

-Oh

-More Hundred guys.

-Help us Kaguya

-Okay, what do these guys become?

-Holy shit what

-They kept Eternal and Dark Kiva???

-Glare too!

-Gorgeous~!

[construingseacats]

Umireread: Legend of the Golden Witch - Chapter 7: Letter and Umbrella 

Sat, Oct 4 1986 - 6:00PM

The following contains spoilers for the entirety of Umineko. Please do not read if you are yet to finish it.

And so we find ourselves back in the Guesthouse. Hopefully Battler can be a little less uncomfortable to read about this time.

I can’t help but feel this is a little too self indulgent. “Wow being trapped on an island is great! No school on monday!” “I can’t wait to go to college and never have to be on this island again!”. Ryukishi’s being a funny guy for writing this into his murder mystery. You could only be more on the nose if Gohda was one day from retirement or something.

This one’s also a pretty funny line. I know it’s a little contradictory of me to say given the paragraph we just had in defence of Rosa, but still, it’s quite the picture we paint when we go from Rosa beating Maria and leaving her in the rain to “no-one understands me :(“

Oh that’s… disconcerting. That feels like a trauma reaction. Hm.

It really is fascinating how much Rosa is being shown to be a good parent (in spite of her just being a terrible one). The moment she’s cognizant of the situation once again, she’s immediately out looking for Maria to make sure she’s okay. I suppose this is kind of mandated by her being one of the first sacrifices, since we only have so much time with her to paint her complexities beyond her moment in Chapter 6.

It feels odd for me to entirely skim over the umbrella scene in the garden, but there’s not really anything I have to add. Yeah, Yasu showed up in cosplay and gave Maria the Umbrella, but there’s no particular insight I have to say here.

I’m living for all the Kinzo Study scenes. Nanjo’s just sitting at a Chessboard by himself while Krauss is pounding on the door.

Stripping the fantasy and framing this as Nanjo giving himself a pep talk before going to the family is VERY funny.

So this is the kind of thing that I was hoping to see a little more of earlier on - this is a lot more representative of what Umineko is about, but is remarkably absent in the first few chapters in favour of… mundane greetings. Having a small, harmless mystery to break up Chapter 2 would have done the start a lot of favours, I think.

Either way - I really like this as a proxy mystery to ease the reader in before we get to the big howdunnits later on. Obviously the stakes don’t matter yet since no-one’s died, but we’re able to see how alibis are collaborating, and can start to think about how to peel things back to find the truth of the matter.

Even if it was mandated by how dinner is usually served, it’s interesting to see Shannon’s persona used here instead of Kanon’s. Her natural (or artificial, I suppose) meekness gives her an advantage since it immediately disarms everyone who would point an accusatory finger at her.

You know, I hadn’t thought about it until now, but the emphasis on Natsuhi’s headaches in Episode 1? Absolutely intentional, spiteful writing by Yasu to make her suffer as much as possible. Natsuhi faces so much anguish in almost every scene, almost like the writer wants her as a character to have the worst time she possibly can. Heck, you can go as far as to say that Jessica giving Natsuhi the scorpion charm was an intentional writing decision of “and then I’m going to kill her and her husband in the first twilight - no, that’ll be too easy. I’ll keep her alive and then kill her towards the end, after she’s suffered even more.”

Another one for reading Maria as autistic. I feel so bad for her here.

Fun confirmation that literally all anyone needs to do is dress up as Beato and say they’re Beato for Maria to believe it. It’s fun how early Umineko says the truth, and it’s obviously the truth, but you’re kind of digging into “but what if the witch is real?” territory so you feel compelled to disbelieve it.

Gotta love the time-honoured tradition of Umineko just flat out telling you the answer.

It’s interesting that they pick Genji for this example, however - that kind of makes it sound ridiculous and discredits it from the get-go. If you opened with Shannon dressing up then it’d sound far more plausible.

Speaking of which, time for another Shkanon scene!

Interesting phrasing - “me either” feels like it’s following from Kanon’s dialogue, but it could still be read as Genji referring to the adults. Maybe I’m onto something with this “Shkanon scenes can be read as if one of them isn’t there” idea.

Here again - you think nothing of it, but Gohda doesn’t even see Kanon here. He addresses the women and Genji. Then Genji patting Kanon on the shoulder can quite easily just be him patting Shannon and saying the same thing.

Ah, well that immediately torpedoes what I was just saying. Genji’s just talking to himself now. Long live fantasy.

That being said, this scene is just dripping in Yasu’s penmanship. Very clear that she’s writing both of them as they talk about Beatrice and being Furniture.

The letter looks so good. The one winged eagle is just a cool design in general.

Yeah, tell that to Rosa.

Interesting detail that Maria parroting English means we know that was a mannerism of the Beato cosplayer’s dialogue. Unfortunately I don’t think this serves as an actual hint since I’m pretty sure the only person we’ve established as being big into western stuff so far is Kinzo. I suppose it helps set the tone of them being an “outsider” though.

It’s extremely funny how everyone reading this scene for the first time jumps on the fact that we just saw Kinzo throw the ring out the window. It’s such a heavy loaded bait and switch since, you know, he’s been dead for a while.

I love how the adults are all up in arms at trying to disprove it’s official Kinzo correspondence, and the moment we get “it’s from Beatrice!” they’re all “oh okay then open it who cares lmao”

I can’t help but notice there’s been a lack of ambient music for quite a lot of these last 2 chapters. I kind of wish they had something here? The rain sfx only does so much for the scene.

IMMEDIATELY COUNTERED BY FISHY AROMA, I TAKE THAT COMMENT BACK, PEAK CHOICE

I always preferred the name “Suspicion’s Fragrance” for this song. I think I remember hearing that Umineko Project calls it Suspicion’s Scent? Anyway, I digress. This is the Umineko song.

Is Maria just doing an impression of Beato here? Very funny if she’s doing an impression of someone who was already doing a fake voice.

Nanjo sweating as he goes “Yes! Kinzo is definitely alive! The ring is gone but he is definitely alive. Do not question it.”

Nanjo is honestly so nervous about the Kinzo situation. Really panicking here when they suggest they’ll all go knock on his door.

Honestly, the first time I read this scene, I was so focused on “BEATRICE IS REALLLLL” that I completely missed the scrambling from the adults. They are so funny in this situation. Literally everyone has lost their cool after being so calculated during the inheritance discussion earlier.

I’m actually a little curious about what’s going on in this scene. So Kinzo refused to come down to dinner, but the servants still took some food up to him, and none of the adults thought to use this opportunity to try and get a word out of him? I know we’ve already established a mood of “lmao I ain’t gonna be the one to do that” from Rudolf, but I do feel it’s kind of off that they just let Kinzo get his food delivered to him and didn’t think to try and reach out to him in the process. I feel like it’d make more sense if he had food kept in his study and/or servants prepared something for him there, but they explicitly say it’s Gohda’s cooking from downstairs.

Ah, Genji and Shannon are just chilling and eating their dinner in here. Good vibe, honestly. They picked a damn nice room to relax in.

Hey. Hey Kanon. How would you know that. I’m pretty sure all the servants were out of the Dining Room by the time the letter was revealed. You want to confess something buddy?

Good chapter. The story is really starting to pick up here. Who knew a mystery novel would be interesting once you start getting to the mystery?

[despair-to-future-arcs]

Fuck you Haiji!

*Inside the adult base*

*Is on the radio*...Hey, you there? Respond...

Women: Hey... have you heard anything from him, Haiji? He's been gone for a while...

No... I haven't, seems he hasn't responded, what's keeping him up...

Women: ...Hey, you don't think he got in any trouble, do you?

No... he shouldn't have, he knows how to defend himself so there's no way he could of not been caught.

Women: Well okay...

Man 2: *rushes in* Ha-Haiji! We got trouble!

Trouble...? What do you-?

*BANG!* *BANG*

Women 2: GAAAAAAH, MY LEEEEEG!!!

Wait... is... is that...?!

Man: Yeah it's that traitor Komaru Naegi and those on the hit list!

You gotta be fucking kidding me...! *Rushing out and like the man say...*

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*firing shots at the adults which he got their legs which as then one man rush over to attack*

*decks him in the face* Don't think so...!

*As then Kanon began to throw baseballs at fast speed as it knocked them straight in the head*

Adult: GAH! *fell over*

Oh darn... I ran out of baseballs... what a shame... *Adults came rushing towards Kanon but then...*

*She grab her bat and swinged right in the face as a teeth flew out* Well, I guess you gotta take the bat to the face then from a cute girl like me, hm?

*as then the adults try to run away which Kanon gave chase* Come back here you assholes!

*Hitting some guys with an iron pipe* Hey you fuckers, keep in mind the crazy diamonds live on!

Hey Komaru... you notice that there's way less guys around? I thought there be more...

*decks another adult in the face as she then gives a roundhouse kick* HYAH!

*takes some breaths* Ye-Yeah... I notice, I thought there be more as well...

But keep going everyone, we gotta keep fighting! *rushes over, lunging for another adult*

Adult: GAAAAAH, HELP MEEEEE!!

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*He is watching as all his men either get knock out or capture* No fucking way, why... why...!

Women: Ha-Haiji, what do we do?!

What do you think!? stop them!

[bossbutch]

umineko chapter 6 (first half)

or door chains and "wait, is umineko actually about being trans and plural"

after thinking about Trans Beato in my last post one of the early things Featherine (hi featherine) says is to describe new beato as An Egg, lol so in anje's reality every chapter is a bottle message and ep 5 (and 3 and 4?) was a Forgery, ok ok umineko the book tells umineko the reader "without you here i don't have the power to think" yeah i get it i get what you're putting down

so i thought battler figured out Everything but he really only knows love and what his sin was? or he figured those out and could derive everything else. i'm 99% sure it was his promise to sayo but also that kanon was the one mad at him, not shannon

ok how much does umineko author understand about DID. i'm not sure what specifically made me write that in my notes? i'll be up front that i am not plural and get all my info about it secondhand from autistic girlies. but like. i'm seeing a lot of what i know about it in umineko, which like the trans reading idk how much is authorial intent versus what i'm bringing to it. but umineko rolls out the red carpet for you to read into it "fun beato won't be revived" :(

sayo giving kanon Permission to Love is a conversation i've had with one of my friends a number of times YOSHIYA-KUN! google translate has kanon writing his name something like "good, question mark", i'm sure if i knew japanese there's a lot of meaning in how he writes it (kanon may be a boymoding girl but "kanon" is An Assumed Identity anyway. i'm going to use he/him until he says otherwise.) but can i trust any new information in episode 6 to be Truth or just battler's interpretation? i guess that's all i've ever had to go on

beato chick being all like "i gotta Live For Father" is incredibly fucked up knowing that that's probably what kinzo asked of beato the younger

so now chick beato is reading umineko, which is awesome. i wanted ch6 to jump right into Battler's Game but chick beato and anje+featherine commentary are fun side stories.

erika once again metagaming and battler using it as bait. we love an "i know you know i know". lol at everyone in battler's story expressing immediate annoyance with her

anje doesn't get why the servants need "magic" to allow themselves to love which means she must be way behind me and battler in understanding. but, with that said, why in top-level-reality would they think that they Have the power to marry into the family, but it can only be used by shannon OR kanon? going under the assumption that they're different people because the alternative is too silly to consider at the moment

eva-bea is back (in metaphor at least), and they reiterate that spiderwebs are bad for beato-prime but part of eva-beato's Thing. dunno what's important about that- eva beato is A beato, not Our beato. as someone with a controlling parent george's Thing with his parents hits hard. i feel bad for kanon because jessica clearly loves him Way Less than george loves shannon

anje says that asumu gave birth to battler when we know that's not true. is the anje that meets with featherine not seeing any of the purgatory stuff?

i know there's still a "lion" and a "williard" to be introduced because of the fighting game but they still aren't here in chapter 6

[while writing my notes i wrote "anje" and forgot what i was gonna say]

big focus on The Chains this chapter. if knox means that the chain couldn't be set from the outside, how do you make it possible. they could've been shot and staked through holes/traps but knox says that's undiscovered evidence. if knox 8 resolves anything not shown then either its hiding in the room (boring) or the room was never really closed because kanon cut the chain before battler arrived. but genji supposedly saw the door locked and with no sigil so he'd have to be lying too.

if knox Is a misdirection- that is, beato has used secret passages or weird devices or other unrevealed clues- then the amount of focus they've put on it is kinda silly. but what counts as a "clue that's shown to the reader" leaves a lot of wiggle room. like umineko isn't under an obligation to show the necessary clue in the same chapter as the puzzle or anything.

remember when rudolf told battler that he was gonna die soon? when was that. that was probably a big deal.

umineko outright says "pay attention to the romance sections" and idk if that's just a hint for The Promise To Sayo or something more

battler to beato: "i understand magic, so i'd be able to carry you off the game board, i think that was your wish". so is host-beato not just a representative of trauma but explicitly A Headmate to battler?

what's the thematic point of making erika Pathetic. [i'll write more about her when the episode is over]

Alright so there's only one Big Mystery in episode 6, and it's How Do You Get Battler Outta The Room. i'm writing about this no later than featherine tells anje to think about it for herself. "love" is the hint to the intended solution. -_- Erika is Not the Detective, so he could just kill her, but he would still have to deal with the standing red truths. could he argue Kinzo Exists This Time? he died before The Game Begins so i dont think he could be part of the setup. either battler doesn't know how eva and hideyoshi's Chained Room was set up (if it was set up at all) or erika made that setup impossible this time.

the two nonmagical explanations are "not a crime" or "not a closed room". he has to Leave The Room without breaking the tape somehow, so it's not a closed room. (on that subject, i love that battler's first idea for a game is "everyone fakes their deaths". of course he wouldn't want to really hurt them.)

if erika isn't held to knox's 7th (she killed those folks) then battler isn't held to knox's 3rd right? he could make a secret passage? or say that "no secret passages impossible for erika to find" just means erika missed it. but that's a weak answer, it's much stronger to create a possibility for someone to escape the Other sealed rooms to come help him. we haven't said no secret doors or search from erika for them. we do say "unbroken seal means no one has entered or exited" but that just means no one used those particular doors, right? if there's another means of escape it's all okay

in the second half of the chapter: gaap immediately goes through everything i just said. umineko is good, ya'll.

[chamanthi-crab]

Continuing episode 6 and then til the end of it - done in a few sessions

Damn Kyrie is ruthless, but still very respectable for how much she held back

Willing to kill for love, like the murders of the games...or not...

The Grey eyes effect on Jessica looks cool

I hope that Jessica does not succeed...but I don't think that will be the case

Do the people in the trials get enhancements?

Flustered is a different look on Kyrie. I knew it was a bit of a farce

Thought Kanon had it too easy with Rosa, wonder why Maria was here and not in the guest house

Awww Shannon to the rescue

Supposing everyone does succeed in the trial, there would still be one more foe the first twilight?

What would be the deciding factor for the winner for the trials

Huh...how come all the characters chosen to be killed for the trial are all female characters

Come on Beato

Oh this is how we'll get the sixth murder, with Battler

Lol did he kill Erika? Or himself

Okay it's not Erika unless she gets killed later

Hm why did he choose to kill himself

Ah okay so he has also wanted to die

Good to see him acting nicer to her now

Now I'm more convinced that Battler's sin he forgot is promising to come back, cause getting embarrassed about how he acted in the past is very similar to that scene, but yeah we shall see

Oof Bern ruthlessly ripping into Erika but I am here for it

I was thinking the next trials would be the next twilight. Each pair would have to kill one person again and the first two pairs to kill would pass. Something like that.

Okay nevermind, but would this make the second twilight, isn't Battler already dead in the first twilight?

Battler is getting manipulated too much by Erika, with the duct tape and also with using red for the two rooms. Geez not answering can also reveal something I'm worried

If everyone is used and the seals are used, it could severely impact the tricks set up and the plausibility of this game. See. Now they have some truth if someone opens the door or leaves and other aspects of this room with Dlanor's red longsword

Ahh you're making me nervous how are you going to make this work later

Is the one place the closet? Like in the previous game where Natsuhi was

Is he dead in the bathroom? gosh I hope he's not naked. Or this water is a distraction? Steam to cover vision and movement, water sound to cover sound of someone leaving

Maybe there is a body switch and someone else came in to hide and reset the chain lock. That's one idea I can think of. And they hid inside the game. They are so focused on Battler, what about the other victims of the first twilight they could also be alive

Whenever there's applause I like to clap along too haha

Whoo its just like I thought. My brain is working

Okay nevermind

So you're saying Erika can be a killer and when she checked the rooms she made sure to kill them herself

yep

It feels like there are too many things relayed retroactively in this game

Oh man he just wanted a game where everyone was alive and happy still, I feel bad for Battler.

Oh god dont tell me she killed everyone in the guest house too and sealed the room

You could have everyone leave the room at the same time

LOLOLOLOLOL what is this voice i'm crying hahaha "oh yeeeeeeeeaah!! Very gooooooood!! One more!!" "Oh very GOOD!!"

Or someone leaves through the window. Oh so that was restricted as well I forgot

Huh this is like the dream that Ange was having where they cant leave the room

You're not telling me Lambdadelta is Ange...that dream is someone else. Rather its just a sympathy ploy right hm?

Oh this is the vegetable Battler that was in the beginning of the episode in the wedding

The joke is it actually got released in a CD right. Or probably it was released later or soon after?

Yeah I dont have an idea for the closed room right now

Maybe I'm remembering wrong from what was mentioned before by Lambdadelta, but was Bern's old master Lambdadelta?

Oh my god we gotta stop the wedding

Love is an open door hah

There's certainly some metaphor of the closed room called marriage. Closed room can be opened with love hmmmm

Is this supposed to be wordplay...need to create a spare key, closure, idk

yesssss birth of a new witch banger ost

Oh my god we gotta stop the wedding

Beato has to come save him and she's in the next room?

This ring scene is very uncomfortable as if Erika is raping Battler

What exactly is furniture, how are they created

So Beatrice was made in Battler's taste...

Okay assuming Shannon might be Beatrice, Beato is a fragment of Shannon cause her love can be fulfilled here in this episode. And she moved on because she started to love George and split. That's why she is an incomplete soul. But why is Kanon's soul also incomplete. Shannon was also the one who could see Beato in the previous episodes though Kanon could as well

Oh shit Kanon laugh is this the first time or I just cant remember

Come on Beato you can do it

How did she revive? she merged? she understood how to be the witch? Its the older sister? She understood why she was born?

You just gotta whisk Battler away

She understood the previous Beatrice? or she is acting a role?

Oh so it was Battler this whole time, not Ange's dream

There is not always one truth (anti-Conan thoughts)

*clap clap

So they did merge

rip Erika

Oh the Birth of a New Witch with singing is used as the ending of episode 6 cool, wasnt sure if it was a separate track

congrats on your marriage

*clap clap

Now i'm just waiting for something bad to happen again. What's going to be in the next few games. Ange is still there waiting so probably creating that Fragment?

There are still unanswered parts for previous episodes

what if its Sakutarou lolol the cat in the ????? just kidding

Considering the window that appears does this have to do when Bernkastel was trapped? She has a cat's tail right

Next one is Bernkastel's game, but would this be a different Fragment of the previous ones. Separate from one where Battler is the territory lord then.

Beatrice's put to rest is having everything exposed and her role is completed is that how it works?

Anyways whoo done with episode 6! Gonna start episode 7 laterish or tomorrow we'll see

On track to finish everything within this year o7

I started umineko and am properly going through it (third times the charm whoo). Hoping i get enough momentum to finish it

I looked up word count it doesnt seem too bad around 1.1 million thats almost like erha (i say as someone who got through only about 2/3 of erha lol someday ill finish it)

Im gonna say i do not like the sound of crying or kids throwing a tantrum [i think cause i feel traumatized by my cousin's children] so the U-u-u crying of Maria was driving me insane i had to mute and speed through. The voice doesnt bother that much when her mood is good

I got into the music from it cause it was by shikata akiko sometime maybe 2015 or 2016 cause they were absolutely beautiful songs, so i was interested in playing it eventually

[centrally-unplanned]

I have a particular affection for the ways non-cultural designs & choices can create cultural artifacts. Anyone remember ToHeart2?

An ero visual novel coming in at the tail end of the VN era Tokimeki Memorial ushered in 1994 and Kanon crystalized in 1999, it was released in December of 2004 and was the ‘it’ game of its genre for the next year. It got an anime release in 2005, spin-off games, OVA’s, drama CD’s, the works. It was really big at Comiket in the next year, selling ‘image CDs’ of risque art, promotional manga, and a…car billboard?

ToHeart2 did not last though. Its known among visual novel fans for sure, but it's currently ranked #609th on Visual Novel Database in popularity - totally respectable, but no one is recommending it today as the “oh you gotta play this” game and if you aren’t into visual novels it is not coming up in your day-to-day anime-fandom conversations the way Clannad or Doki Doki Literature Club is. It had its era and the fandom moved on, like almost any other property.

But I bet way more people have encountered it than they know, because something else was released pretty much right after ToHeart2 was, in May of 2005 to be precise:

Oh yeah, this is that kind of essay. Danbooru is the original ‘successor’ to the 2ch-style imageboards that was art-first, non-hierarchical, and easily searchable, making it absolutely perfect for porn. The style quickly swept the competition and for a while Danbooru, and its architecture-clones like Gelbooru, ruled the hentai roost on the internet. If it's the year 2010 and you want some pics of Asuka in a school uniform stepping on you, Danbooru was your very first stop.

How you found those pictures is important here; Danbooru is 99% of the time used via searching for tags. Those who don’t have an account - aka most users - can only search by two tags, so you do the best you can; to take the above prompt you go “soryuu_asuka_langley stepped_on” and bam:

Only 4 results, are you kidding me?? Jesus get it together ero artists, some low hanging fruit here. Let's go with something more popular:

There we go, “red_hair school_uniform”, that is more like it. Okay, so sometimes you want Sailor Pluto + Zettai Ryuoiki or bust and you are gonna get what you are gonna get with those search terms, but other times you are exploring, you wanna see what you will find, any red-head will do, and you get this absolute sea of results. What are your options for navigating it?

Pretty…basic, right? And you can’t easily narrow down your search, you only get two search terms. So you do what comes natural, you look at each page, select out images you like, and hit next. But that is…a lot of pages, you aren’t going to read them all.

A funny thing about UI design is that if a button exists, humans are going to press it. We are just inherently curious, we want to try things. And this UI essentially gives us three buttons: “First”, “Next”, and ….“Last”, in this case Page 43654. So as you are building your stache of auburn-topped white button-ups, you are gonna click Page 1, then Page 2, then Page 3…and at some point your curiosity will get the better of you, and you are gonna click Last

And the posts are organized chronologically by order of submission. You get it now, right?

For large searches, which the two-tag cap encourages users to do, Danbooru’s UI gives you the option of showing you the *latest* posts…and the *first posts ever submitted to Danbooru*. If its 2013 you are not gonna stumble on anything from 2008 without actively looking for it, but there is always a button flashing in your face to show you every post from 2005.

When ToHeart2 was the most popular ero game around.

As you can bet Danbooru on opening day was flooded with ToHeart2 images. It generated so much content applicable to this site concept too - it's a split path harem game! Look at these girls:

You got your big titty red-head, white-haired soft kuudere, your lolis your genki’s, this is the OVA so it isn’t even all of them; option coverage is the point of these games. And it clocks in at, help me out here VNDB…

55 hours are you fucking kidding me?! This is the Anna Karenina of visual novels, this work is someone’s magnum opus, my god. Point is it had a lot of art - and you add in the anime, the Comiket CD’s, the promotionals, the manga, the doujin, its a lot. Wait, I don’t have to guess:

Its 6.2k images worth of ecchi art as of today. Every single ‘basic category’ search term people would commonly use had some ToHeart2 character in it, stored at the back of the history log. Far beyond its popularity as a visual novel, due to the inherent UI design of the site, anime fans got all the ToHeart2 porn they could handle just organically. And as time went on the ‘gap’ in between today and 2005 grew, cementing this little cultural artifact in place. Obviously other works from 2005 got similarly cemented, ToHeart2 is just the most prominent one to me.

I love how some of them have their context just buried in there too, like this one I pulled from the site:

This is the cover of a Comiket 70 doujin collection - actually a mix of characters, not ToHeart2-specific - by doujin group Spread-Pink, a talented group; something the median non-Japanese searcher saving this to their hard drive would have no clue about. Here is a link to the full doujin, it has Haruhi SOS Brigade propaganda, absolutely choice. This is of course a trait inherent to a lot of the older art on the internet - so much of it was taken, often without attribution or with edits, from random professional-adjacent works and repurposed into the context the internet needed it to be. Today the internet of Japan & the West is way more merged, and tracing back an image is way easier, but in the early days it was anarchy, and so early Danbooru is full of that, in comparison to the modern uploads.

And yes I cropped the image here, but it was for sizing purposes I swear, don’t judge me, the full one is in the link!

I do have one more reveal before I wrap this up, however - I have been lying to you. I doctored that Danbooru screenshot up there, because that isn’t how the search in Danbooru looks today. It looks like this:

Yup, the Last Page button is gone. I pulled a screenshot from the Wayback Machine for the edit, I am not sure when it vanished but I think it is sometime around 2015? Now this phenomenon lasted longer than that - at that time Danbooru clone Gelbooru had grown to higher popularity due to ease of use but imported all of Danbooru’s content including its chronology meta-data when it was made in 2007, and it kept the button. Gelbooru grew to such sizes that in the late 2010’s however, if you try to hit Last Page on a large enough search, you get:

Alas, a pagination cut-off (unless you upgrade your account, which is like paying for WinRAR). 

So this isn’t a present cultural artifact, but a past one - a generation of internet users for a decade+ had privileged access to the ToHeart2 Hentai Collection, but in the 2020’s it's gone now, lowered down to equality with every other historical work. Alas ToHeart2, your reign was brief but beautiful, and may we all hope for an elysian future where Danbooru re-implements the Last Page button and your rule is restored.

[shizuokadivision]

Division Battle Anthem (Wicked Requiem & Silent Tragedy Ver.)

I tried my best with the lyrics but I am no lyricist

Bring the Beat!

[Yuriko:]

Welcome to my morgue 

I hope you’re ready for a fight

Cause I’m here to send you to an early death

Look I got a body bag ready with your name on it

But don't you worry I’ll lay lilies on your grave

While the rest of your team weeps in sorrow

The Black Dahlia is here to kill

And I'm fresh out of mercy 

[Kanon:]

Mz Hyde has come out 

Better run and hide 

Don't you know I've got a taste for revenge?  

I'll make them pay 

Drowning in sweet madness 

I'll cut you wide open

Your life is in my hands 

Now let me see how you tick

— [All:] —

Rise up, gladiator!

Back off, wussy hater!

The Hypnosis Mic is mightier than the sword

The punchline decides winners and losers

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Adrenaline!

PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!

You have no choice, it’s kill or get killed

Don’t look back!

Welcome to the division

Welcome to the division (Oh yeah)

Welcome to the division

Hypnosis busting out this masterpiece!

Remember, don’t look back!

[Kaoru:]

Edogawa’s resident genius here!

Arachne is the name 

Technology is my game

Weaving a web you’ll never escape from 

Inventing lyrics that will give you a shock

Are you ready?

The laws of victory have been set

Now, shall we begin the experiment?

[Reika:]

People are so easy to manipulate 

Like taking candy from a baby 

I've got husbands dropping like flies 

A widow gotta have a little fun in this world 

Beware the venom in my smile 

Belladonna got a nasty bite 

Don't you know diamonds are a girl's best friend?

The best ones are stained blood red

— [All:] —

Rise up, Gladiator!

Back off, wussy hater!

The Hypnosis Mic is mightier than the sword

The punchline decides winners and losers

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Adrenaline!

PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!

You have no choice, it’s kill or get killed

Don’t look back!

Welcome to the division

Welcome to the division (Oh yeah)

Welcome to the division

Hypnosis busting out this masterpiece!

Remember, don’t look back!

[Kanra:]

Bloody Kanra is here to play

Don't mess with me!

Terrifying strength in a tiny package

Entering the ring with explosive rage

Piss me off and try your luck

I’ll leave you a smear on the pavement

Edogawa’s very own red menace

This D.Vil is here to knock you out!

[Sakura:]

It's not easy running a criminal empire 

So better put some respect to my name 

A blood-stained cherry blossom 

Blooming with vengeance 

Catch me if you can 

I won't go down without a fight 

One shot is all I need 

Renegade got a bullet with your name on it 

[Yuriko:]

Poisoning you with my rhymes

[Kaoru:]

Weaving madness in your mind

[Kanon:]

Such a worthless endeavor to face me 

[Reika:]

I’ll stomp you with my heels 

[Yuriko:]

Get ready for a brutal end

[Kanra:]

Sending you running with one punch

[Kaoru:]

My spider’s web is your downfall

[Sakura:]

Try your luck against this queenpin 

[Kanon:]

I can see the fear in your eyes

[Kanra:]

Sending you running with one punch

[Reika:]

I'll enjoy seeing you choke 

[Sakura:]

I never miss a shot 

[Wicked Requiem:]

Roar, my Hypnosis Mic!

[Silent Tragedy:]

Kneel down and beg for forgiveness!

— [All:] —

Rise up, Gladiator!

Back off, wussy hater!

The Hypnosis Mic is mightier than the sword

The punchline decides winners and losers

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Adrenaline!

PUMP! PUMP! PUMP!

You have no choice, it’s kill or get killed

Don’t look back!

We’ve got major beef, now we settle it

Roar, my Hypnosis Mic

Customized to reach your mind directly

Rhymes to stir up your brain fluids

We’re the Trinity, it’s showtime

We’ll rock you with our vibes

Hypnosis busting out this masterpiece!

Remember, don’t look back

It’s kill or get killed

So don’t look back!

[meirimerens]

i've been listening to your spotify playlists a lot and they're wonderful, i've discovered so many new artists through them and i gotta ask, do you have any more recommendations? any favorite artists, anything you want to share that didn't make it on the blorbo playlists, any old or recent favorites? i always love discovering new music and your taste is impeccable!

ok tumblr crashed when i was answering this so i’m gonna try to run through this again because it’s getting late

tldr a lotta songs i just found either 1) typing words in the search bar to steal songs from already-made playlists (<- guy who typed “cannibalism” in the bar to fill the farkhad and threefold bullet and then didn’t find anything bc everything was too edgy and/or sexual and not sensual enough) Or 2) by the algorithm, just clicking on stuff it offered me when i was making playlists. i'm going to recommend here songs i. actually listen to outside of playlists so like stuff i put when i'm driving so no breakcore Pure Noise grinding 7hrs ambient drone none of that. if you scour through the playlists you might find things that fit this bill, more likely in the ship playlists because they're not as #conceptual. ok let's go

folk/folk-ish kuznets and matushka by sny salamandry curses and metaphors by crane wives trup nevesty by green apelsin myshonok by lampabikt

electro/electro-ish vizdoravlivay skorey and krov na tanspole by mujuice imla by casa ukraina [electrofolk] obsessed with you by the orion experience [fun. poppy. dancing. sexual. to me it's andrey modern au "nasty little thottie" song. it's so fun tho makes you jiggle]

edgy teen behavior: LINE by downward saint bernard by lincoln

fuck it we ball: na obratnoy storone luny by fleür entirety of black hill's discography at this point bestie

addon: throwing stuff and seeing what sticks also because spotify won't let me copy and paste from desktop and i had to use my phone and copy links over so youll excuse me

anne sylvestre (french singer, childhood...)

versailles (the visual kei band. yes. i recommend Amorphous, Brave, Catharsis, Judicial Noir, Masquerade, Truth, Serenade and Reminescence)

system of a down. fuck it we ball.

powerwolf. i wike Bête du Gévaudan and Sanctified with Dynamite.

jupiter (visual kei againnn, check out Decadence, Scarlet, forever with you and heaven's atlas)

kanon wakeshima (cello player, check out album Shinshoku Dolce and Heroine Syndrome, Kuroneko to Pianist no Tango and celmisia on her album Lolitawork Libretto)

check out Wolf and It Gets Better by AlicebanD

[dreamii-yume]

SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!

*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long

So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”

Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol

- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN

- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol

- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA

- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it

- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA

- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“

- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.

- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now

- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”

- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT

- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents

- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO

- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay

- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL

- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM

- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS

- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE

- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY

- #Grimportectionsquad

- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?

- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got

- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM

- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR

- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

- Ace ヽ(；▽；)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son

- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO

- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—

- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF

- BRUH WE CAN TALK

- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter ＨＥＬＰ

- Leona…A big fat ｍｏｏｄ honestly lmao

- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—

- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH

- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL

- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—

- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG

- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE

- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip

- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE

- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF

- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh

- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language

- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL

- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad

- …so can i have him back pls—

- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??

- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is

- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING

- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON

- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol

- It’s the next day lol

- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD

- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و

- VIL. what you have my queen

- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—

- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA

- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol

- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing

- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing

- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap

- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH

- Rook i swear—

- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol

- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL

- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (；ω；) it was fun at least

- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM

- What is this beautiful character development

- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol

- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT ＣＲＡＣＫ

- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—

- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it

- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol

- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad　ｓｔｏｐ

- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa

- NOO BABY DONT CRY

- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—

- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀

- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE

- Damn vil is ＳＴＡＣＫＥＤ He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN

- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM

- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨

- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII

- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol

- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—

- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR

- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol

- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER

- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE

- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´；ω；`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois

- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can

- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))

- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY

- Bro this is so wholesome omg

- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still　ｌａｃｋｉｎｇ lmao

- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning

- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh

- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants

- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao

- 👁👄👁 …!?

- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—

- WHAT IS GOING ON

- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS

- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE

- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH

- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN

- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ！」SO COOL

- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT

- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—

- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG

- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM

- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf

- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK

- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face

- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK

- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?

- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT

- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS

- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—

- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute ｂａｌｌｓ on these robots

- God we’re getting absolutely ｆｕｃｋｅｄ in here

- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM

- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000

- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY

- Oh 👀 Rook pls help

- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—

- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE

- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO

- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—

- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry

- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—

- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter

- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—

- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol

- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO

- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—

- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him

- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after

- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now

- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.

- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf

- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF

- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol

- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls

- WHAT THE FUCK

- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!

- OLD MAN WHAT—

- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry

- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀

- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA

- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS

- THE BOARD GAME CLUB

- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“

- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “ｆｕｃｋｅｄ＂

- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol

- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries

- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS

- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY

- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED

- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat

- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—

- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi

- Malleus??? 👁👄👁 TSUNOTAROU

- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place

- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol

- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg

- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO

- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad

- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN

- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol

- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN

- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf

- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO

- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???

- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT

- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it

- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT

- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—

- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO

- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous

- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE

- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF

- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL

- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy

- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT

- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN

- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what

- WHAT THE FU— IDIA

- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???

- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER

This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 ＱＵＩＣＣ From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—

It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁