#Just no Jojo siwa or anything...fuck no

[leclerc-drives-in-circles]

theory: within the next year or so the entire jatp cast and then some will start leaking secret 'season 1' bts clips but their really from the secret season 2 that Kenny ortega is inevitably working on rn

[212-apricity]

theodore nott headcanons part two!!

is it headcannons or headcanons?? anyways i hope you guys like this one, ideas for a new fic are in plan...

masterlist

theodore nott masterlist

patriotically italian, esp now that its the euros this man is 10000% against anything english and his friends are still mad at him for last euros (same)

loves to go shopping with you, he’ll hold stuff for you, he’ll buy stuff for you, he’ll ask people questions for you, literally anything

dog person, hates cats

imagine doing that one trend with theo where your lipstick is smudged and you tilt the phone to him and he’s got lipstick kisses allll over

keeps a polaroid of you two in his phone case

has to hold hands all the time

definitely sappy drunk, most times he’ll talk about your future wedding and sometimes he wont recognise that it’s you and won’t let you touch him thinking it’s some random girl

loves watching you get ready

will take your makeup off for you after a long day/night

doesn’t text basically anyone apart from his friendship group and you, and is always that one person in group chats that never texts back to anything

uses "👍" like a dad

buys things for you if you mention them once e.g. if you say one day that you love blueberries, he'll show up with five boxes of them the next day

has all his family recipes in a box and doesn’t let anyone not even you see them, your favourite: his grandads tiramisu 

sees mattheo breaking spaghetti, proceeds to try and break his legs

always has ink on his hands

you guys are not like those couples at theme parks who are basically doing it in a “family friendly” environment, you hold hands and kiss sometimes but nothing more

old moneyyy

knows how to ride horses for some reason

walked in your and pansys dorm once without knocking when you two were doing the jojo siwa karma dance, was traumatised, left silently, never spoke of it again and never came into the dorm without knocking 

loves photography, hes always taking candid photos of you and random things he sees

the majority of his camera roll is you, old photos of his mother that hes been trying to recover from the Nott achives, and just random things he sees that he finds nice, from a painting in a museum to shattered glass in the sunlight on the street

loves taking in italian with lorenzo when he knows you don’t understand things, loves to see you get frustrated

if you speak a language other than english with your parents and you���re on the phone with them and he hears the one or two words he knows, he’ll get all happy and smiley and keep repeating that word/phrase, same with you when theo speaks italian (if youre not already an italian speaker)

super tall, touches the border of doorways when he walks by them, is called slender man on a daily basis as a result

resting bitch face

lorelai gilmore type comebacks 

prideful, knows the status his family holds

fuck around and find out kind of guy

he’s got that built in dad feature of being able to fix absolutely anything from a shelf to the stove

princess treatment both ways

makes sure to wear a freshly washed shirt for a few hours so when you wear it, they smell like him

serves you first in the great hall

loves coming home with you and your family on holidays

does that thing of keeping a flower from a bouquet he gives you so he knows when to get you more

scorpio

if you are an air sign: that one lyric from chemtrails over the country club, "youre in the wind, im in the water" is so you two bc hes a water sign

kendrick supporter

academically smart, womanly stupid

would ask you to teach him how to make daisy chains and get frustrated when all his would break

he and blaise are the appointed spider catchers for you, mattheo, lorenzo, pansy and draco

cursive handwriting

favourite colour is deep blue

[kittyit]

The anti Jojo siwa frankly homophobic social contagion is making me rage out. It's literally just because she's an arrogant (positive) dyke which she has been giving since she was like twelve or whatever. It's fucking stupid. She didn't do anything to you but be a confident lesbian. The general public cannot even begin to imagine what it's like to be a child star constrained by your brand and the only move to be to pivot to a new brand (which probably is still being managed!) she is genuinely really talented. the allegations against her abusive momager (btw who do you think was the primary recipient of that behavior) being used as an excuse to mock her style, her DYKE VOICE, the lesbian sexuality in the new video... it's fucking insane. I don't usually get worked up about pop culture but it's just literally blatantly homophobic. Mnot liking the song or video is not what I'm talking about. Certainly anyone reading this in good faith who's been following the response can ascertain what I do mean

[elsblunt]

ellie williams | soft hc’s.

— when ur gf is the most cocky but sweet girl. headcannons

warnings black femme reader , masc ellie , smoking , ellie being protective , college ellie , fingering (e rec)

౨ৎ ellie williams will always be the girl to be honest about your friends, not being shy to tell u they might be total bitches, the sweetest people, or totally wanting to fuck u. also will be the judgiest person, glancing at somebody random in the club and looking to u, hoping ur thinking the same thing. (u always are.)

౨ৎ passing the blunt back and forth with u, small giggles falling from ur lips when u see her using ur pink sparkly lighter. she specifically has pink paper for u.

౨ৎ also before u started dating, she would use those pink rolls for the girls she thought was the prettiest. once she saw u, she bought them specifically for u and only u.

౨ৎ giving u the cutest high eyes ever when u stand up, walking in ur small white panties and a pink lacy bra she picked out as u look in the fridge and pantry wanting something to munch on. her eyes scan ur body, ur smooth skin, ur bonnet, ur ass.. ur boobs..

“els, do we have any kettle chips? the salt and vinegar ones?” u click ur tongue, sighing as u scrounge through the bags and boxes of food in her cabinets. u soon notice she isn’t answering, only hearing small breaths and inhales she takes from the blunt.

“ellie?” u furrows ur brows, turning around. when u notice why she wasn’t answering, u scoff and grab a soft bag of some food, throwing it at her.

“babe!!” she whines, throwing the food back at u lazily.

“fuckin perv! now where are my damn chips?”

౨ৎ always the one to cheer u up during ur finals. u sat between her thighs as she helps u study, calling out random questions on a notecard she probably doesn’t even know the answer to.

౨ৎ will also be the one to hold u when u cry from stress, wiping ur tears and reassuring u.

౨ৎ she practices doing ur hair. and when u trust her not to tangle it or mess it up, she places little bows in ur hair, small braids scattered throughout ur curls, hands wet with hair product. and when she’s done, she shows u in the mirror, the proudest smile on her face as ur lips tug to a smile, kissing her cheek and telling her how good she did. (even if she didn’t.)

౨ৎ now when u try to put pink ribbons in her hair, she will run away, like a cat in water. “babe, i’m not putting fucking pink bows in my hair! im not trying to look like jojo siwa!” u pout and eventually convince her, smiling brightly as u squeal and give her a half up half down, holding it together with a ribbon. she doesn’t wanna admit it, but she loves to.

౨ৎ speaking of cats, u both definitely have a cat. it’s either a orange cat or a black cat.

౨ৎ at the club, she always has eyes on u. but sometimes she doesn’t, accidentally looking over to her friend and laughing, drinking away as she waits for you to be back from the bathroom. when she looks back though, she will defend and protect u with her life if she sees somebody bothering u.

u couldn’t even make it back from the bathroom before a man comes up to u, flirting with u. “i’m sorry, but im not interested.” u try to walk away, but his cold hand grips on ur exposed waist.

“didnt i just say i wasn’t interested? or are u just deaf? i have a girlfriend.”

he scoffs, not taking u seriously as he puts his other hand on ur body, making u flinch and step back, removing his hands.

“ehh, u just haven’t met the right man yet, i can show u..” he grins sneakily, making ur face scrunch up with disgust, body tensing.

before ur able to do anything, ellie pops up next to you, placing a kiss on ur cheek, hand rubbing the small of ur back.

“hey baby, we got a problem?” she chuckles dryly, only glancing at the man for a second, looking him up and down with a judgmental look plastered across her face.

he walked away real quick.

౨ৎ ellie will ramble about comics, space, and dinosaurs as much as she can. drawing shapes on ur thigh with ur finger as she speaks softly. where the fuck did she get these facts from?

౨ৎ always holding ur bags when u shop, handing u her credit card if u mention u like something online. u returning the favor by buying her things u think she would like, as much as she says she doesn’t need it. buying her small gifts 24/7, her doing the same. you were basically each others sugar mommy’s.

౨ৎ defends u no matter what in every argument or situation, ur always right.

౨ৎ let’s just say, when ur drunk out of ur mind at a party, dancing on tables and twerking on all ur friends. she will be the one to pick u up bridal style, throwing ur drunk ass into the uber while u sing stunna girl horribly.

౨ৎ neediest fucking girl in the world, because of her masc look people are convinced she tops. but once you touch the waistband of ellie’s boxers, her breath hitches and her hips roll softly, personality changing. “baby, please..”

౨ৎ either moans so loudly when u fuck her or is quiet, grunting and breathing heavily, tiny whimpers falling past her puffy lips.

౨ৎ when ur fingers plunge into her pussy, curling in the right spot and sucking her clit. her back arches and her nose touches the pillow under her head, trembling and playing with her nipple. “fu-fuckkkk! so fuckin’ good…” she groans, other hand holding ur head, trying to push u closer as u snicker at her.

౨ৎ will litter ur body in kisses during and after sex.

౨ৎ best at aftercare, always making sure ur cleaned up and taken care of.

౨ৎ ellie’s the best girlfriend, and if u ever try to break up with her, trust she will still text u in her 30’s.

i used to write wattpad stories so this is the best i got…

[radioisntdead]

Saw how you encouraged Valentino bullying. Love it~!

How about an ask with (romantic) Angel’s assassin BF finally getting fed up with the moth, and making it their personal mission to kill him. I mean, if you have pseudo-immortality might as well use it right?

Good evening my dear! I may have gone overboard.

Pinned moth display

Angel dust x male reader

Warnings!! Murder, improper use of embroidery scissors, Valentino as a whole, JoJo Siwa's karma is a bitch music video, READER MAKES UNSAFE ASSASSIN DECISIONS, I am so so sorry this probably not what you were expecting again I am so sorry.

You had come to the hotel after a certain assassination that had resulted in a "What the actual fuck am I doing?" Moment and the first person you had met after Charlie was Angel Dust, the famous spider harlot who had a concerning amount of erotic jokes up his gloves and was concerningly horny all the time.

At least that was your first impression of him, he did have a concerning amount of erotic jokes up his gloves but he was slightly different from what you had originally thought.

The two of you had gotten drunk at the bar and ended up on the hotels rooftop, had a mutual heart to heart and, let's just say you didn't wake up alone in your room the next morning.

Your life went from rather dull in the hotel to skincare at night with products you had never heard of, watching shitty movies and convincing Angel to not put on one of his erotica movies, getting talked to in Italian, cuddles, words of pure mildy unholy affection and much much more.

You would do anything for Angel Dust, and so when he stumbled into his room that you spent the majority of your time in, beaten and bruised on the verge of a breakdown because of a certain moth, you had enough.

You had heard him complain about Valentino, come home with bruises, burns and whatever, but it hadn't been this bad, at least not in the time you had been romancing.

You comforted him until he fell asleep in your arms, you carefully slid out of the bed giving him a soft kiss on the forehead before slipping out of the room leaving Fat nuggets to look after him.

You vowed that after the last assassination you did that you wouldn't pick up that gun again, that you wouldn't take another life.

Just once, you'd break your vow just once, would it mess up your streak of redemption? Possibly but it would be worth it, what was one more sin amongst your thousands of them? What was one more life to end?

You unlocked the door to your room, you closed it quickly before heading to your woredrob changing out of the casual clothes you wore and into a seemingly pristine suit and tie, you even had a handkerchief tucked into the breast pocket, a long with a small pair of embroidery scissors, was it a strange outfit choice for an assassin to wear? Possibly but that didn't matter here.

You bent down to pull something out from underneath the bed, a dull, beaten brown suitcase.

You hid in the shadows as you followed Valentino at a distance, following him into the Vee's tower miraculously undiscovered.

Valentino slipped away into who knows where, but he was in the tower, you searched meticulously through rooms until you found his, you carefully opened the door and slipped into the perverted room of unholiness and sin.

Valentino looked around the living room, cup of tea in his hand, confused squinting his eyes trying to make out just WHERE that music was coming from,

"I was a bad girl, I did some bad things"

The song rang out throughout his room, just loud enough to leak through the door,

You swiftly opened the briefcase you brought revealing a gun, Carmine weaponry.

You should've pulled this out before you put the music video on to lure him in, take it as you being rusty.

You loaded in one single shiny sliver angelic steel bullet.

JoJo Siwa was coming out of the water like a emo pennywise behind you on the tv screen.

Valentino wrapped his gross hand over the door knob and twisted.

You crawled up the wall as he walked in, squinting at the music video playing, confused at what exactly was playing as there was some type of weird neck touching.

"Qué in the softcore p-"

He was swiftly shut up by you jumping from the wall like a deranged ferret, gun unsafely being held in your mouth.

You crawl up his back like a roach, pulling out tuffs of floof as he tried to grab you with one of his arms.

JoJo Siwa continued singing in the back as you pulled yourself up and wrapped your legs around his neck, tightening around him you pulled out the pair of embroidery scissors from your breast pocket and with two swift motions you snipped his antennas off, he screamed out in pain one pair of hands catching the fallen antennas, and the other reached up and grabbed your legs managing to pull you off of him as he let out a slurry of curses.

"karma's a bitch."

You were flung into a plastic bookcase of unholy toys that fell onto the ground with the impact of your body, your gun was slid across the floor.

Valentino felt dizzy, without his antennas everything felt fuzzy like he was having a horrible trip.

He collapsed onto the ground as he breathed heavily, within that time you got up and dusted yourself off from whatever filth was on those toys,

You moved past him and grabbed the gun, with all the noise you were surely going to attract at least one of the other Vee's.

And that you did, you heard harsh knocking on the door,

"Valentino, I swear if you and TV for brain, or whatever whore you have in there don't fuckin' quiet down while I'm trying to have my beauty sleep, I will take your wings and shove them so down your throat that you'll be shi-" Velvette shrieked through the door, you rolled your eyes and simply kicked the Woozy floozie moth onto the ground, deciding you'd have to make this somewhat quick as opposed to the full torture you had planned,

You heard Velvette stomp away slamming a door.

Putting the tip of your shoe on the back of his neck, you held firm as you grabbed onto one of his wings and held it out, moving it to be flat on the ground, you glanced over to the broken bookcase, cracks were evident in the side giving you an idea.

Valentino was laid flat on the floor, mumbling out words as he was still dizzy from having his antennas ripped out.

His extravagant and useless wings were spread out and flattened, pinned down with large shards of broken plastic, like a pinned moth display.

You wiped your hands together as you nodded at your work, Valentino squinted as he saw you move closer, he couldn't make out your face, only seeing a fuzzy blob.

The last thing he felt was cold metal against his temple.

You stole an set of clothes from a department store as you fled, booking it into an alleyway and changing out of the blood splattered suit, you grabbed a lighter and burned away any trace of the crime you committed that night.

You silently unlocked the door to Angel's bedroom, and stepped in, carrying a plastic bag of goodies that you may or may not have stolen.

He was still sound asleep, you placed the bag of goodies on the bedside table beside him, gave him a kiss on the forehead before hopping in bed beside him and letting sleep consume you.

Angel dust would wake up in the morning to discover Valentino was dead, he was freed.

What he wouldn't discover was that you had done the crime.

Karma was a bitch and Valentino should've known better.

Good evening folks I hope you enjoyed this! Also Yes I did have to watch that darn awful music video in order to see what I was working with, JoJo Siwa when you're not tormenting children with horrible working conditions or defending predators you should TOTALLY PAY FOR OUR THERAPY, y'all should totally listen to brit smith's version of karma it was better in my humble opinion, what was my thought process to write this??? I don't know and I'm sorry, anyways Thank you for tuning in!

we have a discord if you'd like to join, totally understandable if you don't want to because of the above.

[dianemillers]

this is just.....bizarre and offensive. it shows how little GH knows (or cares!!) about how gay fans actually behave lol.

unless the message is "look, gay people are just as bigoted as straight people!! cancel culture bad!!!!" which is. a choice!

in the real world (which no one at GH would care to know since the lives of wlw celebrities and their fandoms are of no interest to them) billie eilish was outed and...... gained new fans who loved seeing the queer billie side.

i remember rebel wilson was outed by a tabloid too... and the fan response to both the outings were overwhelmingly not "oh fuck them for HIDING their trUE selves" (although i am well aware of the dumbass 'queerbaiting' argument that a FRINGE minority of twitter losers have).

chappell roan is becoming more and more mainstream and she's an openly lesbian singer with a large lesbian/queer fanbase. jojo siwa has been getting a lot of hate for being cringey with her 'gaypop' comeback but she's got people talking about her, and like it or not a hatestream of her song has the same $ value going to her.

literally the way to go about this was to capitalize on blaze's sexuality because that's a whole group of loyal fans. why why WHY the fuck is the response to drop BLAZE from deception?? none of this is her fault!! i wanted to smack maxie when she was going on about how blaze was like betraying all their gay customers by being closeted. what the fuck??? in the real world, maxie, this PR will LOSE you all those gay influencers promoting deception. GH has ZERO interest in actually trying to make this story make sense and instead of being wacky and stupid it's actually offensive.

get rid of natalia!!!! all those dummy deception employees were standing around as she hemmed and hawed about how she didn't remember when she said those things... so you knuckleheads this means natalia is clearly going around port charles just rambling homophobic bullshit to every rando she meets????????

and kristina. oh god this is bullshit. why the FUCK is SHE "cancelled" too???? dating a closeted woman... makes her a hypocrite??? WTF????? she's running a YOUTH SHELTER, what does her personal relationship have to do with anything?? she could be straight and that would have no impact on her running the shelter. WTF??????

[liverralonee]

I think all the Sidney friend group would have the worst, most Industrial Revolution and Its Concequences type senses of humor known to fucking mankind. Just in different fonts

Stu is 2024 skibidi toilet baby sensory video family guy subway surfers.

Billy is unironically still stuck in his 2005-2016 MLG edit YTP airhorn pepe saying slurs on xbox live phase

Randy is like CinemaSins but somehow more nitpicky and is really pretentious over film and movies. He will portray anyone who disagrees with him as a wojack.

Tatum is almost always in some kind of drama. She has the passive aggressive "love that for you hun 💅" humor. She gets 80k viewers on her TikTok/Instagram lives just to see what she has to say. Once she got in a fight with Jojo Siwa. No one knows why or how.

Sidney. Sidney is just above Billy in the 8th circle of Hell. Sidney plays Animal Jam and Club Penguin Rewritten religiously. She makes really bad puns, cute animals with a funny impact font caption, and unironically posts facebook minions memes. Sidney has horse girl behavior

LMFAOOOO all of these are so true honestly

stu would’ve fucking ADORED acting cringe on purpose, “erm what the sigma!? 🤓” type shit . he kinda has the same humor that i have around my best friend all our jokes is just stupid tiktok humor

now billy. HM. he gives off that type of humor but i feel like he wouldn’t post anything like that if scream was taking place in a modern day, he thinks he’s too good to post like memes online

also this isn’t even funny, but i’ve always compared cinemasins and randy , cause he would’ve loved that channel (he’s just like me fr). he’d give like movie reviews and have a patreon letterboxd account and everything

now tatum to me gives off those 2020 tiktok comments that would be like “no ❤️” but generally she just gives off a really good sense of humor , but she’s also like REALLY good at arguing 😭

and sidney. sigh….. cause she posts minion memes probably and finds them hilarious . like the facebook minion type of memes like

and you’re so right she’s giving off horse girl without even being a horse girl it is so scary 🥶

[scoliosisgoblin]

my brother wanted Donkey and Shrek so I gave him Donkey and Shrek

Peter with Ro back home (IM SORRY FUCKKK I DO SEE THE LIKENESS AHAHAHA)

an attempt was made my dear dear Benny

[ticktockmyclockworkhart]

Wuh oh!! I've been based and trollpilled

I was one of the people who scoffed at trolls and thought it was dumb. I take the L. I admit I was wrong... at least about the other movies lol, I still think the first movie was kinda weak but damn did they go from kinda weak to kinda peak. They're nothing groundbreaking but they are fun and a lot less annoying than I anticipated them being.

SO bc I love redesigning things I redesigned some characters and will be redesigning more. Below the cut is my thoughts on the designs~

So for the pop trolls as a whole I think their aesthetic is cute, but kinda conflicts with the worldbuilding in the later movies because all the troll tribes EXCEPT for pop have a very cohesive aesthetic related to their music. I like the smurf-y, crafted aesthetic but it doesn't really scream "pop" yknow? But pop is a kinda unique genre in that it can literally be anything as long as it's very popular and mainstream and any genre can become pop so I decided to theme the pop trolls around different kinds of pop.

Also!! Literally so many people give the trolls tails. And I AGREE. Honestly, I'll take as many degrees of seperation from the good luck trolls as possible bc they're scary as hell. No amount of nostalgia is going to change the fact that good luck trolls unsettled me as a kid and unsettle me now. I'm all for embracing more critter-type looks to them since trolls are in a way like fae so let's get quirky w it!!

For Poppy I wanted to commit and go full ham, bubblegum jojo siwa girlypop girly. It fits her existing aesthetic but also generally when we think pop music that kinda upbeat, colorful "girly" music tends to come to mind. She's got full-time legwarmers because YES I agree with her wearing those in the third movie she should wear them literally always. I initially wanted to give her plaid stuff, that sort of 2000s black and pink plaid that was huge but decided against it because black doesn't really fit her vibe. Rock zombie Poppy however...

She's also got a sparkly vest and SO. MANY. BOWS. Her bowtie is actually more of a smaller choker than a tie but I realize I didn't convey that lol. Her crown is also a pearly kind of clear plastic, like the old Disney princess shoes, remember those?

(I love how the third movie really leaned into the toy inspiration aspect of it so fuck yeah I'll lean even harder!!)

And this time she's the one with frosted tips because as Branch said, IT WAS AN ERA!! And I really wanted to stick to the vaguely Y2K theme with her.

For Branch, he doesn't have as much of a committed aesthetic reflecting his complicated relationship with music, but I pushed him into a soft pop-punk aesthetic with what he does have, and maybe a tiny sprinkling, just a hint of grunge... which he kind of did on his own in the og design. And again, I'm all for leaping into as far of a departure from good luck trolls as possible so I ditched his troll hair and gave him long, droopy, probably greasy emo boy hair. Has the added benefit of any time he uses his hair as a tool or weapon it becomes the sickest headbang hair flip. I buy into the theory that due to his trauma and probably depression, Branch only shows his "true colors" when excessively happy and his normal state is kind of permanently muted, but I gave him a streak of the blue as well. Whether it's dyed or not is up to yall lol.

I originally was going to change his clothes, but because the third movie establishes his vest was a gift from Floyd I decided against it. He does wear suspenders under it though, but they can't be seen. Probably has a chain wallet too, the hot topic goblin he is... I did change the color of his pants to black though, and to show how much of a bedraggled recluse he is, I made sure the patches matched colors with his vest to show he's been slowly taking the least visible parts of the vest apart to patch his pants. Poppy, get your man some skinny jeans.

Let me know what yall think!! This is such an EMBARRASSING interest to have lol I'm really putting myself out here with this one... not as bad as my danganronpa days though

[hopelessdelusional]

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labyrinth

EDIT: i fucked up and forgot to add a pic and it won’t let me so. yeah. also i fixed the out of order mistake i’m so sorry😭

ONCE AGAIN THE OC JORDAN IS NOT MINE‼️‼️‼️ it’s the dearest @kotoprincesa !!

hey…life…am i right?

yeah hopefully you saw the post LMFAO ya boy has had a weird week

i’m sorry this is a short one but like i said shit is crazy

i rlly hope i’ll have time to write tomorrow 😭

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AND SINCE THIS IS LATE IM GONNA FINALLY TELL U HOW EVERYONE GOT THEIR NICKNAMES FROM BKG MWAHAHA YES:

Sero-tape arms/soy sauce:

1. tape arms is from when it was their freshmen year of high school, and sero once got RLLY drunk at some senior’s party….anyways he got tied up by a bunch of girls. with tape. (yes he did cry as the gang ripped off the tape) fun fact!! Jordan was actually at that party (their cousin was the hostess) and was the one who told the bakusquad abt him getting taped up!

2. soy sauce is from the very first prank Kaminari did on the channel where he gave sero a glass of soy sauce but told him it was coke (sero didn’t speak to him for three days afterwards)

Mina-pinky/raccoon eyes:

pinky is like rlly obvious she has pink hair, BUT raccoon eyes is a much more funny story! you see, just like her lover; kirishima, she too had a sort of…alt-y phase. in her case, she experimented with black clothing but more importantly, black eyeshadow. like. a LOT. kirishima thought it was the CUTEST thing ever and was low key upset when she stopped doing it💀

Kirishima-weird hair/shitty hair/spiky:

he just had a rlly bad haircut when they came back to school for their sophomore year, it was legit like how teen guys had it in the early 2000s-gelled up into spikes 🫥

Kaminari-Sparky:

he tried rewiring their broken fan in college. got electrocuted. went to the hospital. yeah.

Hitoshi-eyebags:

he may not get sleep now, but it was RLLY bad their jr year of high school dear GOD. everyone would have to FIGHT him to get him to go to sleep, even putting that powder melatonin in his drinks 😭😭 (it was actually kats’ idea :(( such a sweetie)

Shoto-IcyHot:

shoto had this…phase…half way thru sophomore year of high school where he would over work himself with sports/work that he would literally put on icyhot every. single. day. (it drove EVERYONE crazy but no one dared to say anything)

Jirou-headphones:

ALL throughout high school jirou always had her headphones in. there wasn’t one time where she wasn’t listening to music and bkg being the old man he is thought it was “incredibly rude” and “disrespectful” (karma is a bitch tho bc after this HIS nickname was old man)

Momo-ponytail:

yeah the gang wasn’t kidding when momo went thru an INTENSE ponytail phase like she would gel it and everything😭😭😭the girls would be begging for momo just to keep it down or else she’ll keep getting called jojo siwa by the freshmen

Iida-four eyes/glasses:

….uh it’s kinda obvious LMFAO

Ochako-pink cheeks:

so bkg and ochako were actually #besties after they put their differences aside (after bkg apologized to izuku) and she would ALWAYS go to him and rant abt her crush on Iida. so, as “revenge” he would call her pink cheeks whenever she was talking to Iida. HOWEVER that so backfired on him bc the nickname made iida think bkg liked ochako (he also noticed their newest infatuation w/each other) and iida one day went to bkg to tell him HE liked ochako and was like “i see that you and ochako have made a new relationship, but i just need to tell you i have feelings for ochako.” anyways. bkg was going thru new anger management stuff and he had to take VERY deep breaths in order not to lose his shit LMFAO

Izuku-Nerd:

….do i really need to say anything? 🤨🤨

hope you enjoyed that! thank you for the wait i love u guys 🫶🫶🫶

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- you know it’s bad when kats is up at 1AM

- ain’t i a genius for that thomas the train gossip account? huh? hm?

- Jordan keeps their man in CHECK (they love each other) and Sero is half scared, and the other half find it very sexy

- also when i wrote that part all i could think of is that one song “walk him like a dog sis” because toshi and Jordan got that covered

- do u like mina and kiri’s users😇😇 idk if i do but whatever

- that gc has…some stuff in it. mainly just all the things of bakugou’s the gang has taken, broken, or lost LMFAO

- toshi and kam are just so cute i’m throwing up sobbing rn

- kiri always scowls at “unnecessary” language but then cusses too… double standards (he has never once called out mina tho HA)

- i feel like i’ve said this before but i need to say it again; i just KNOW in my SOUL kiri uses the laughing emoji

- sero and kam are mina’s ultimate hype men

- kacchan and deku-bed friends forever!

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[deeply-unserious-fellow]

No because the thing is, Bucky's behavior in Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2 would actually be perfectly fine if it WEREN'T FOR HIS PART IN STAND! Like, if he didn't have those few lines showing that he genuinely is reconsidering his values and starting to see the world differently, then you could very easily explain his sudden change in Z2 as him just faking the redemption in Z1 so he could come out on top. But he DID have those lines in Stand. He DID show genuine remorse. And then through the rest of the movie, he went through a surprisingly realistic change: at first he doubled down, not wanting to face the fact that he was wrong. He keeps spiraling and spiraling until finally crashing and burning at the cheer competition. Then, when Zed, Addison and Eliza offer to let him join, he refuses, and that could've been for a lot of reasons, but I think with the context Stand provides, a big part of his refusal is guilt. He feels bad about all the shit he did, and it took that crash for him to snap out of his denial and realize he was well and truly in the wrong. Then he goes off to sulk and shit for most of the song before Zoe approaches him, and I think that interaction with Zoe is what really solidified his desire to change. So he joins in on the big preformance and then everybody is friends now because this is a DCOM.

Also, while Bucky didn't actually do anything to earn forgiveness in Z1, I think it's also important to note that he's like, 17 at most in the first movie? He's still a kid. A kid who was raised in the DEEPLY toxic environment that is Seabrook, was put up on a pedestal for who knows how long, and going off of Addison's parents' behavior, PROBABLY HAS PRETTY BAD FUCKIN PARENTS! That kind of shit doesn't result in healthy people! LOOK AT JOJO SIWA!!!!!!!! Addison literally punched Zed in the face when they met for the first time because of the shit she was taught about zombies, the main reason she flips so fast is because she already got to know Zed before the reveal. Bucky deserves a chance to grow and be better, because everybody deserves a chance to get past their shit up bringing and be better. And HE FUCKING WAS!!!!!!! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, HIS LINES IN STAND ARE ENOUGH TO PROVE THE CHANGE HE WENT THROUGH IN ZOMBIES 1 WAS GENUINE!!!!!!!!

There's a reason I get so fucking mad about Bucky's character assassination. It's the same reason everybody hates Chloe's character assassination in Miraculous. Bucky is a kid who comes from, tbh not just a shit family, a whole shitty TOWN, and deserves the chance to escape that cycle. He was making genuine progress by the end of the first movie, and was on the path to maybe recovering from all the fucking problems being a local celebrity in HIGHSCHOOL can cause, but he was completely ruined in the 2nd movie either because Disney Channel can't handle a proper redemption arc in their Original Movies, or because the writers just needed a B plot and didn't know what else to do so they threw together the fucking e l e c t i o n p l o t l i n e. I fucking hate it here.

Anyways yeah stan Zombies Re-Animated for fixing Bucky :)

[fatfuckingcatstuff]

Balam Shichiro X Reader

Gift for my friend, full of fluff

Ok so first off, he's well known for his urge to just pat people's heads. Whether it'd be one of his students to a random grandma. Now let's take that fact and put it into a relationship with him.

Headpats

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Every second in your life, your head will never be alone. The only time you don't have a giant hand on your head is when both of you are at work.

Whenever you're in a bad mood or just tired in general he'd always somehow know and give your head a nice massage. Maybe 10 seconds or so after his big hands move around on your head you fall instantly into a coma-ish sleep.

Quality Time

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He's quite huge, like I actually mean it. His canon height is 95 feet tall which makes him 9 foot 6 inches...

tall bitch

I can imagine him just lying on the bed, starfish position and a Y/N also in the same position on top of him. It's like a person stranded on a big ass island.

Standing next to him you are nothing but a small insect. A pathetic tiny creature.

I Headcanon he likes to put you on his shoulders and just walk around.

Piggybacks would NEVER work. You're too fucking short for it and he's too fucking tall.

I mean sure he could carry you but the only view you'd get is HIS BACK.

HAIR

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(Before short hair)

He would absolutely love it whenever you styled his hair. Not only does it help him see better he also gets to look pretty like the babygirl he is.

Everyday he would show up to the school with either brightly coloured bows and his hair tied in a long ponytail or other stuff.

He would be the centre of attention and he knows he looks good because of his Y/N making sure he looks fabulous everyday.

(Short Hair Arc)

He cut his hair. How could he. The absolute betrayal. You could no longer style his long silky hair with your Jojo siwa bows, no more cute ribbons or anything.

He felt that his long hair was a big inconvenience for both him and you. Luckily his hair is still fluffy enough to put random hair accessories in it.

HHSISJWJN HI THANKS SM FOR READING I HAD ALOT OF FUN WRITING THIS.

[wrongcaitlyn]

kind of weird but i just saw a video of laufey singing karma by jojo siwa (but like actually making it sound good?) and i can def see nico doing something like that. like singing a meme song but it actually sounding good

OH MY GOD HE WOULDLSDKF

dude i keep on having thoughts about like joja siwa and the "inventing gay pop" think which i just find absolutely hilarious considering like. a good number of the main rising popstars rn are queer. but anyway he absolutely would, and i can imagine he starts it off very serious acting like this is gonna be so super emotional to him, and then "i was a bad girl-"

im sorry i laugh everytime i think abt that songsldjf ive watched way too many yt videos about itSLDKF (and yet i still havent listened to the whole thing just a lot of the same clip of that "inventing gay pop" like HELLO-)

but anyway yes. yes yes yes. canon. he absolutely would. he lives to fuck with his fandom so anything he can do (that's not problematic) to just drive them slightly insane, he will

[spookymoonz]

you should totally tell me more silly facts about your ocs‼️‼️

THABK YOU SO MUCH FOR ASKING

-Luna absolutely HATES hot weather and usually likes staying inside whenever there's any going on

-Xavier has an extreme fear of horses. No trauma with them or anything, he just does.

-Teddie has a large sweet tooth. Thankfully for him, he has a wife who loves to bake!

-Mary really loves dolls. She has a collection of them that goes way back to when she was still alive.

-Luna gets nosebleeds pretty often.

-Xavier is fucking blind without his glasses. If he loses them, he needs someone to drag him around so he doesn't run into stuff.

-Teddie has a fear of bugs and thunderstorms

-Mary is very strong. Her father was an engineer, and she liked to help him move around a lot of heavy parts

-Luna has a pet raccoon named Skull. The whole family loves him. He's not allowed to hang out in the cafe part of the building, though.

-Even though he has the ability to float like all other ghosts, Xavier usually chooses not too

-Teddie has the weakest stomach known to man. It definitely did not help that he was poisoned, and those pains pasted onto him when he died

-Mary is an excellent cook. Teddie gets the good eats all the time

-Luna likes to draw a lot. One of her goals is to become an artist when she gets older. She also wants to write songs. She can play violin, piano, and guitar.

-My friend came up with a joke that Xavier had a not-so-secret love of Jojo Siwa, so there's that.

-In contrast to his wife, Teddie is terrible at all things culinary. He tried to make a birthday cake for her once while she was out (they were still alive when this happened) and she came home to a bunch of fire men putting out a fire in the kitchen

-Mary also really likes sewing. She sewed Teddie's cape for him by hand (He has a cape btw you'll see that later)

Thank you so much for asking! I've been waiting to talk about these MFS for a long time

[weed-cat]

okay guys did jojo siwa actually do anything proportionally bad enough to warrant whatever's happening on tiktok right now or is everyone just primed to hate her because historically her demographic has been exclusively little girls. im actually asking i have no idea what the fuck her deal is 😭

[possibilistfanfiction]

your latest rebloghad me snickering i never have understood the obsession with her. anything youve been listening to lately that you rec for someone looking for something new?

ok before anyone comes for me lmfao i do want to say that i generally find her music mostly fine, sometimes good, occasionally a song will make me absolutely feral for no discernible reason lol. i think she's an eco-terrorist basically but like... her music is fine & ppl being normal fans is... normal lol

what is BEYOND to me is when ppl will literally like... post abt her like she's their friend, or defend her music when like sometimes artists u like make mediocre shit! that's fine! lol like i have two lorde tattoos & i do think overall as a project solar power is beautiful & cool but was it earth-shattering like pure heroine or melodrama? no! which is fine! i don't need it to be! i also have no idea what lorde is doing day to day lol

also i will say i love pop. i love being a fan of pop. i think the world runs on pop music & it should! i named my dog after charli xcx! not everything i listen to (or consume in general) aligns with my personal politic of a free palestine & a free world! my ultimate weakness is drag race! so the level of insanity surrounding taylor swift (& beyonce tbh) by (at least in my community) gay white men (or gay men trying to perform whiteness / gain proximity to it) is just... bonkers! i could go on about this forever but i will not lol. [if u like podcasts tho, a bit fruity did an ep on the political power of taylor swift which is quite interesting. their episode becoming a woman with miss benny also talks abt gayness, femininity, & pop (in an illuminating way!!) -- check them out if u want!!]

ANYWAY SORRY. some stuff i'm currently loving:

tierra whack's new album whack world. super funky, smart, heartfelt, she's the weirdest in the game & we are all better for it

BRAT ERA BABEY aka charli xcx's new singles. my favorite is club classics atm but B2b & von dutch (& the remix w/ addison rae) are summer bops. can't wait to be drunk on the beach listening to them

constantly going back to ethel cain's preacher's daughter, especially when i'm in nature w/ char. it's one of my favorite albums of all time; so fucking beautiful. hymns.

as the world's no1 bangerz apologist, & bc of jojo siwa being absolutely delulu & kind of iconic lately, i've been returning to 2013 miley for a laugh, & bc that album is so good. feels rly sad now? idk. her cover of jolene ate so hard no one will ever come close, sry

random but a cover of breezeblocks by taylor rae

honestly also whatever i loved II MOST WANTED lmao. it's gay. the only reason ppl are saying it's not is bc beyonce is on the track. it's gay i will die on this hill

lastly listening to a lot of lonnie holley