#Just me being stupid

[duketod]

[tarta-de-limon]

I saw this on Instagram

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I think it's very Jason coded.

I also saw this one artist making Jason a selkie just for the sake of it. It convinced me. Here's another Instagram video:

It's so silly I love it

[traumaboyexo]

OKAY GOTTA GET THIS OUT B4 COWBOY DAY ENDS

ISAT X FRIEND INSIDE ME AU: THE WOODY AU

Brief rundown

Siffrin is now a wild west gunslinger. Upon making a wish, the Universe grants it by planting a small star parasite inside his missing eye, unknown to him.

The King is now Woody from Toy Story. He's freezing people in time to keep them as "Toys", a perfect state of play that he assumes will keep everyone safe, happy, and more importantly, unforgettable.

He speaks in distorted Woody lines and Toy Story songs, (Think Loggy and Friend by Rattle_M_Bones/Tumourloaf: https://toyhou.se/25335102.loggy-friend/gallery), and just like the inspiration, and just like a Siffrin, there's a parasite inside Woody too.

The stars are effectively the power source for them to keep using Time and Wish Craft. However, the stars slowly grow sentient over time, with a personality influenced by their hosts.

Siffrin's "Friend Inside Him" is called "Bullseye", buried behind the eyepatch of his lost left eye. It's personality is alike to that of a loyal pet cat or dog, formed by a wish of love (Siffrin's) and hope (Vaugarde's). It only wishes to help Siffrin and make them happy, yet at the same time unsure about their place alongside Siffrin.

Woody's "Friend Inside Him" is called "Fuzz", and their buried inside of Woody himself, and it's personality is more malicious, formed by Woody's desperation and new foundevil nature. Fuzz is simply waiting for Woody's body to slowly wear out and die, so they can take over and destroy everything.

Loop has a more of a wild west Undertaker type role, taking count of the times you died, not holding back on the dark corpse humour. Loop is the result of wishing to be free, and in turn the Universe assigned them to be Siffrin's new "star", a new "Friend" to help them out. Unfortunately, this leads to an unfortunate corrupted fusion with his existing Friend, causing Loop to become more humanoid.

Woody may be turning people into toys, but Siffrin is slowly becoming one himself, as he finds themself saying the same lines over and over again, like a doll on a pullstring.

Alright stupid idea done bye

[stubberudsgirl]

you think there is any significance to the solar eclipse falling on Pelle’s death date

[murdockcalavicci]

I tried to start my car with my house key, then got to work and tried to turn off the alarm with my phone passcode. How’s everyone else’s day going?

[astral-wings]

I wonder if it'll fit over my head

NGC 2359, Thor's Helmet

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[albinogel]

[slaanesh-want-me-to-do-it]

OK maybe that's not normal but I forgot my makeup bag at work today and I'm totally stressed about it right now.

I know it's nonsense but still. And damn I need to clean my make up brushes.

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

[prlssprfctn]

Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.

[whatevenislayf]

i think its funny how i went from trying to find ways to kill myself to finally being content with living just because i decided one day that writing about characters who i wanted to be was fun and ended up feeling alive while rereading them. i even felt excited while thinking up what the next chapter would be like and i think the only other times that i’ve felt excited was when meeting my dogs. that said, i still don’t know what to do with my life, i barely pass my classes and i don’t feel any drive to actually do something because even if i do, i’ll eventually feel like i’m being forced to do it and lose interest. it’s kinda weird putting it out here, but i think whenever i mention it to my friends they think i’m joking? or maybe that i’m lying, i dunno. i try to live as everyone does, but i don’t think it’s the same? then again, i’ve had trouble telling them my feeling and if i do, i’d be shut down by ‘you’re being rude’ comments

[suntails]

growing up!

[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[myonlylovelykuromi]

I forgot I have a tumblr acc 🧍🏽‍♀️

[fffrost]

I miss s1 Jon's sass dearly I cannot lie...

details here because i actually like this

...and the ref!