#Just a normal family unit of-

[iamapoopmuffin]

What if we adopted Arabella and/or Yenna together? Haha just kidding...unless?

[simcardiac-arrested]

like tree, like apple

[one-pissed-off-child]

How bout that election year huh

[musubiki]

lately ive been thinking about the contrast going on in Early Lime where hes like "tbh im pretty sure i could have any girl i wanted including mochi i mean i guess if she wanted we could give it a shot one day but i dont really care lol" and then very easily becoming completely unhinged for her the second he gets a tinge of romantic affection

[ohmygillygoshoppler]

Sometimes you just get so tired from all your bullshit you misplace your son with the family cat- Good thing your horrible, awful, no-good teenage daughter is around-

fuck you, epsilon

I cast Single Dad at 6th level with my Found Family modifier ON, fucker

@sparky-cryptidcrafts and @thephoenixfirescout because you guys keep enabling me to draw these Green Beans that I Adore

[itspileofgoodthings]

If Jane Austen could write about my family from the outside and I could read it then maybe I would be healed.

[meatriarch]

ok but also vaguely re: the other post but also just in general like. i think it'd be super funny if like. mr jones taught ginny how to shoot ( at least enough to be somewhat familiar enough with handling them etc. ) but like just imagine mama ginny finally Having Enough and pulling a shotgun out of the backseat of her minivan,

[immamapletreekid]

instead of grinding for finals i lost hours to a one piece wiki spiral

[joshtoby]

i haven’t stayed up this late in fourscore days

[iamapoopmuffin]

I want to take the Goostarion concept and turn it into Tav coming back to camp like 'Guys I impulse bought a goose.'

'You what?!'

'I named him Goostarion because he reminds me of a certain someone ^w^'

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

I do not know how to feel about the fact that I just wrote 35 pages of My Two Dads fic

This seems like a new level of depth to the questionable decisions I've made in my life, but I'm going to choose not to unpack any of that

[peachcitt]

oh my god college life

[bailesona]

DAD GOSS! + about Lucia to make me emo

send in " DAD GOSS! " to hear what the Dads (i.e. stanley and richard) would say about your muse in a conversation!

" you know who we should invite to dinner some time? " stanley's at it again with the tweezers; a hot towel shave does wonders for the complexion, but he knows the few straggling strands of stubble will only frustrate him if he doesn't handle them now. it's a ritual that richard knows and accepts as part of the many curiosities of his husband's nature. in response, he simply hums, turns the page of his book, and places his fingertip beneath the first word of the first sentence. " lucia. "

" rivera? "

" yes. " a sharp wince as he tugs out another strand. " it seems completely rude that we haven't invited her over yet; she's practically aisling's mother! "

" darling, she's been over for dinner many times. she brought dessert last time, remember? "

" yes, and everyone loved it, i know, but i mean... i think a little parental dinner would be quite nice, wouldn't it? i could make that pasta with the zucchini that you like... we could even crack open the limoncello from last summer! " pluck. pluck. PLUCK. and then the tweezers are folded away into the leather pouch, and after a liberal application of moisturizer, he returns to the bed, carefully extracting seven of the nine pillows and cushions on his side before settling down in the duvet. richard absently takes hold of his hand, closing the book as he does so.

" i think it's a superb idea, my dear. " richard raises his knuckles up to press a gentle kiss to them, and then lies back, closing his eyes as stanley switches off the lamp and resumes the discussion.

" you know, there's so much we don't even know about her. i mean, other than the fact she's an archaeologist, and that aisling loves her as much as she's loved by her. "

" careful, stanley, you sound almost jealous... "

" oh, hush. " his thumb traces gently against his husband's hand. " i only mean... i'd like to get to know her a little better. tim's the most anxious child i know, and he absolutely adores her. i just want to understand her, that's all... "

" i'll admit, she's a very intriguing person... but look at how the children love her. and even tina! it took you three months to finally get through to her, and lucia achieved it in under a week. that's a natural touch, not some faked persona. " these dark, whispered moments are perhaps the only tolerances of time that richard will indulge in to be as open as he is now. " she saved her life. aisling's life. that's what tells us who she is. we know what sort of a monster gave birth to aisling, but... lucia is the only real mother she ever had. and she loves her as we do. she may be a little different to what one might expect, but... so are we. so is everyone we know. invite her over for dinner, my love. and we can get to know aisling's real mother, and she can get to know her real fathers. "

[starswallowingsea]

im vibrating with love for crazyb right now i am going to explode

[inimitablereel]

I have so many feelings about hands of the emperor/at the feet of the sun, not all of which are positive (which does unfortunately limit ways to share these feelings) but I'm guessing the ones that are way more than the average reader are the ones specifically about Kip's house. What do you mean, he just RANDOMLY STUMBLED ACROSS a house that has nice living space for FIVE ADULTS with SHARED COMMON SPACE and SEPARATE INDIVIDUAL SPACES with a good amount of room for everyone but not so much that it's unwieldy

[buffyspeak]

i’m sorry but if they wanted me to seriously root for any other lorelai love interest, tney shouldn’t have invented max medina