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What if we adopted Arabella and/or Yenna together? Haha just kidding...unless?
#My Tavs holding up every orphan that asks them for help: can we keep it?#(except Sivya and especially Jacqui)#bg3#bg3 arabella#bg3 yenna#tav x astarion#tav x gale#tav x karlach#tav x shadowheart#tav x lae’zel#tav x halsin#tav x wyll#Tav x minthara#But they only get Yenna ig#I tag Lae'Zel but I also tag her gf doesn't want kids-#Sivya doesn't want kids but Jacqui is a former orphan and feels for the brats#Jacqui and Astarion also only get Yenna I let Arabella die there#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#Just a normal family unit of-#Hey if Auntie Ethel dies I'll gladly take Mayrina's baby too /j#Adoption process may or may not be not totally legal
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like tree, like apple
#NEPO BABIES UNITE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥#myart#elias bouchard#gwen bouchard#gwendolyn bouchard#tma#tmp#tmagp#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#it’s technically both of them ok. dont bite my head off thank uuuu#eyestrain#week 2 pacing around the house thinking about the bouchard family and how much everyone sucks there#actually unbearable people to be around#inb4 next week’s episode proves that elias has never existed or whatever. WHATEVER. LEAVE ME ALONE#in my heart i know the reveal is happning in like (opens my third eye) s2. and in my heart i know they are siblings#Ok. Trust me on this one. inb4 they reveal elias to be some estranged uncle#as u can see i’ve thought about this a normal amount#I just made like my appendix hurt thinking sbout how much i want them to interact it’s over BRO IT’S OVERRRR#the way every bouchard is straight up Doomed because of their upbringing . UNWELL. inb4 gwen becomes the head of oiar and it’s all fucked.#There is something much more sinister going on
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How bout that election year huh
#tim walz#jd vance#kamala harris#vote blue#i love that walz started the whole republicans are weird thing bc he really is just a normal guy by comparison#united states presidential election#election 2024#theyre frothing at the mouth to make him an evil woke commie and he#just hangs with his family#and goes to amusement parks#based asf
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lately ive been thinking about the contrast going on in Early Lime where hes like "tbh im pretty sure i could have any girl i wanted including mochi i mean i guess if she wanted we could give it a shot one day but i dont really care lol" and then very easily becoming completely unhinged for her the second he gets a tinge of romantic affection
#lime: yeah mochis not a huge deal i mean were friends#af (after affection) lime: *needs to dunk his head in the sink at least once a week trying to snap himself out of thinking about her*#anyway. its been a while since them i miss them#my recent development is taking away limes mochi cuddle time#it makes more sense for the slow burn if he cant cuddle with her whenever he wants#starve him#lime: (why would i like her shes so plain shouldnt i be with like some supermodel or something ??)#lime: (the kind of person everyone wants but cant have??)#also lime when mochi smiles at him: (i want to kiss the shit out of you)#i think there something about limes family where being a goldwood means being expected to be a cut above#where its ingrained they should only be/settle for the best of the best#so lime catching feelings for this (pre-reveal) very normal and plain forgettable girl that no one else seems to give a shit about..#...is a struggle for him#tiramisu thinks its laughable because the goldwoods arent part of the magic community#she thinks its hilarious how they are lowkey obsessed with being successful and top-notch when they literally have no idea whats going on#i dont think the goldwoods are even especially rich#maybe its just one of those (parents being hard on you so you can have a better life than they did) kind of things#but they are known to be a well-connected and beautiful family#any goldwood you meet i the prettiest person youve ever seen#i wonder if they were disappointed or proud of lime when they found out he joined the capitol guard#his sister became a dentist#maybe it was one of those (why would you join the military...youre going to struggle...)#and then he tells them his paycheck and all of a sudden theyre like (we're so proud!!!)#(the capitol guard in general has pretty normal pay but the m-34th gets way more as a specialized unit)
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Sometimes you just get so tired from all your bullshit you misplace your son with the family cat- Good thing your horrible, awful, no-good teenage daughter is around-
fuck you, epsilon
I cast Single Dad at 6th level with my Found Family modifier ON, fucker
@sparky-cryptidcrafts and @thephoenixfirescout because you guys keep enabling me to draw these Green Beans that I Adore
#the secret saturdays#TSS Francis#TSS Agent Irene#TSS Epsilon#waaaaaaaaaaa they are fucking familyyyyyy *chews on my fucking canvas*#I see what youre cooking and I too just want them to be a normal family unit ajhvksdshgvSJHDGvk
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If Jane Austen could write about my family from the outside and I could read it then maybe I would be healed.
#moving out has helped! but is there is not a new social life/core for me yet#maybe ever? idk#but within the actual family unit there is ….. so much going on#so much suffering. so much change. unbelievable levels of stress and anxiety and depression#like I really cannot emphasize enOUGH how much#and my parents are essentially full time caregivers#and I both want to help and be a stabilizing factor and I also want to be honest about how much of a toll it takes on me#because i think it’s A Lot#but also I don’t like modern rhetoric on any of these difficult topics and I reject it even though I use a lot of the language#hence why I need Jane Austen to do it for me#to bring this full circle#anyways if you could say a prayer for us. for my parents especially but also my sister#well all the sisters and my brothers!#anyway reflecting angsting etc.#tbh I would love to know the medium of the average family’s unhappiness and stress#Because I think ours is off the charts#But idk. Would love to know more tbh#I would love to know if a lot of it just the human condition! But sometimes I’m just like this is not normal lol#thanks for listening
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ok but also vaguely re: the other post but also just in general like. i think it'd be super funny if like. mr jones taught ginny how to shoot ( at least enough to be somewhat familiar enough with handling them etc. ) but like just imagine mama ginny finally Having Enough and pulling a shotgun out of the backseat of her minivan,
#[ ♡ ] ── * virginia j. / 𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦.#... she doesnt have a minivan. but the sentiment still stands-#idk its like the picture-perfect all-american stereotype kinda family on the surface that the Jones' give off. but then mr jones ofc having#the unfortunate aftermaths of being active m.ilitary in certain instances. ginny being so warm-hearted motherly nurturing etc#but also in her own right kind of hardened herself bc being a nurse / in the medical field is often fucking Horrendous & the shit u see-#but the both of them having tried incredibly hard in spite of both ends to give jesse as normal & loving & supportive of a family unit.#but i feel mr jones & vice versa with ginny - they were each others pillars in so many ways & him not being around both beats her down#& also reinforces her if that makes any sense idk#either way i just think mama ginny deserves a Fucking Gun sometimes- thats it. thats the hc. ur welcome !#( im also listening to ginnys playlist & im still so right for milf$ / stacys mom / & all the mom-cleaning-music type songs on here )
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instead of grinding for finals i lost hours to a one piece wiki spiral
#IT ALL STARTED...WITH CP9S INDEPENDENT REPORT#in the most predictable fashion. ive yet again fallen for the “dangerous murder bot villains are actually a found family and genuinely care#for one another“#PLSSS THE WAY THEY ALL WORKED SO HARD TO EARN THE MONEY TO TREAT LUCCI#thinking so hard about how they are one collecfive unit. they move together they work travel live thrive together#giggled so hard at kaku giraffe slide#SOEAKING OF WHICH I JUST LEARNED KAKU IS THE YOUNGEST OUT OF CP9#HE WAS 18 WHEN THEY PLANTED HIM AND THE OTHERS IN WATER 7#im not ok im ripping my pillow to shreds punchjng the wall screaming shaking good GOD DJFJ#KALIFAS DAD WAS IN THE PREV GEN OF CP9????? SO SHES RRALLY BEEN THERE THROUGH IT ALL#thinking about lucci and jabra and blueno trio...#yes i originally was devastated to discover my favourite shipwrifjts were actually undercover government assassins but like#the found family.....maybe not found family but FORGED FAMILY THEY MADE IT WORK#i still think it's so silly that. kaku is the youngest but hes second ij terms od power and he speaks like an old man#in my ideal world cp9 brutally murders spandam and they live their best lives after doijg whatever#attention span for stats and cs??? nonexistent#but yea sure i can spend 2 hours memorizing the key detaisl from the wiki entries of all cp9 agents and making a chart and timeline#maybe this is a sign...that i need to fix this before it causes bigger issues#rambling about stuff#wait omg no last thought is how when all the cp9 members reunite after 5 years and firsg thing they do is immediately check their doriki#and jabras upset by how both lucci ajd kakus are higher than his now but then u think about how hes the oldest in their group#heck five years ago when they were sent off to water 7 those two were 23 and FUCKIJG 18 YEARS OLD#OF COURSE HES UPSET THESE TWO FUCKING KIDS ARE STRONGEE THAN HIM#who holds seniority over them. im actually devastated and extremely entertained#the last time u see the youngest of your group hes some 18 year old kid you could best in a spar. maybe even leave some words of wisdom for#then he goes and leanrs how to build ships for 5 years and comes back stronger than u#they are a family to me... HE COULD HAVE ABANDONED TJEM?!?! THEM ALL HAD THE CHOICE OF LEAVING THE OTHERS BEHIND TO SAVE THEMSELVES#BUT THEY DIDNT. HE STILL GAVE KALIFA HIS SHIRT AND CARRIED KAKU ON HIS BACK ALL THE WAY TO ST POPLAR#biting my hands hitting the wall scratchijg the floors screaming shakijg not normal about these guys#THE WAY JABRA HAS A PET CHICKEN TO COUJTER HATTORI
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i haven’t stayed up this late in fourscore days
#tmi incoming#up too late getting really possessive to bf over text someone please restrict my internet access#we are planning a trip to his family’s cabin with 12 friends (AAAAHGHG but that’s beside the point)#while bf was napping i made a sleeping chart of the cabin in discord with the help of like 6 ppl who are going#i put him and me in the master bedroom and no one had any comments or concerns like that was just expected#something abt that made me warm and fuzzy#and then when we were trying to find a spot for our friend mike when all the rooms were full#l**m joked about putting him in mine and bfs room#the idea that we are a unit that is so one that it’s like funny to joke about disrupting it#bc it so obviously would not happpen is just like. soo satisfying to an urge deep within me#ANYWAY. im sooooo normal#situation.txt
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I want to take the Goostarion concept and turn it into Tav coming back to camp like 'Guys I impulse bought a goose.'
'You what?!'
'I named him Goostarion because he reminds me of a certain someone ^w^'
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#astarion ancunin#goostarion#just a normal family unit of a vampire elf rogue a half-orc bard a human child a Gith egg a cat a dog and a goose
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I do not know how to feel about the fact that I just wrote 35 pages of My Two Dads fic
This seems like a new level of depth to the questionable decisions I've made in my life, but I'm going to choose not to unpack any of that
#i had to. the ending of the show is so patently stupid and a total thematic betrayal of all that has come before#and i understand why some executive decided on it because the other option would've been to maintain the status quo#and in this case maintaining the status quo would've meant condoning the idea that not everyone wants or needs a heterosexual marriage#which was fine for the show to condone *while it was running* because there was always the potential for the dads to meet women#it was schrodinger's Life Partners up until that point#but they got scared at the last minute and had to say 'yes someday they will have to move on to normal heterosexual family units'#instead of ending with the dads continuing to live together with the implication that it might in fact be forever#but also that doesn't make the ending less stupid and bad. it just makes it easier to be like 'no. fuck that. joey comes home.'#so i had to write fanfiction about it. i didn't have a choice
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DAD GOSS! + about Lucia to make me emo
send in " DAD GOSS! " to hear what the Dads (i.e. stanley and richard) would say about your muse in a conversation!
" you know who we should invite to dinner some time? " stanley's at it again with the tweezers; a hot towel shave does wonders for the complexion, but he knows the few straggling strands of stubble will only frustrate him if he doesn't handle them now. it's a ritual that richard knows and accepts as part of the many curiosities of his husband's nature. in response, he simply hums, turns the page of his book, and places his fingertip beneath the first word of the first sentence. " lucia. "
" rivera? "
" yes. " a sharp wince as he tugs out another strand. " it seems completely rude that we haven't invited her over yet; she's practically aisling's mother! "
" darling, she's been over for dinner many times. she brought dessert last time, remember? "
" yes, and everyone loved it, i know, but i mean... i think a little parental dinner would be quite nice, wouldn't it? i could make that pasta with the zucchini that you like... we could even crack open the limoncello from last summer! " pluck. pluck. PLUCK. and then the tweezers are folded away into the leather pouch, and after a liberal application of moisturizer, he returns to the bed, carefully extracting seven of the nine pillows and cushions on his side before settling down in the duvet. richard absently takes hold of his hand, closing the book as he does so.
" i think it's a superb idea, my dear. " richard raises his knuckles up to press a gentle kiss to them, and then lies back, closing his eyes as stanley switches off the lamp and resumes the discussion.
" you know, there's so much we don't even know about her. i mean, other than the fact she's an archaeologist, and that aisling loves her as much as she's loved by her. "
" careful, stanley, you sound almost jealous... "
" oh, hush. " his thumb traces gently against his husband's hand. " i only mean... i'd like to get to know her a little better. tim's the most anxious child i know, and he absolutely adores her. i just want to understand her, that's all... "
" i'll admit, she's a very intriguing person... but look at how the children love her. and even tina! it took you three months to finally get through to her, and lucia achieved it in under a week. that's a natural touch, not some faked persona. " these dark, whispered moments are perhaps the only tolerances of time that richard will indulge in to be as open as he is now. " she saved her life. aisling's life. that's what tells us who she is. we know what sort of a monster gave birth to aisling, but... lucia is the only real mother she ever had. and she loves her as we do. she may be a little different to what one might expect, but... so are we. so is everyone we know. invite her over for dinner, my love. and we can get to know aisling's real mother, and she can get to know her real fathers. "
#fortislumen#( V: WELCOME TO STANLEY'S! (MAIN) )#( ' ORDER UP! ' / REPLY. )#( I JUST HAVE MANY NORMAL EMOTIONS ABOUT THE FAMILY UNIT U KNOW? )
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im vibrating with love for crazyb right now i am going to explode
#shay speaks#stares at my dms with lis. and the essay i've sent shannon#they are the family unit ever.#i think i accidentally made them comfort characters by proxy for shannon with my absolutely insane essay about them#they just mean soooooo so much to me. this says NOTHING about me i promise#totally normal and have no need for people like this in my life nope. <- filthy liar
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I have so many feelings about hands of the emperor/at the feet of the sun, not all of which are positive (which does unfortunately limit ways to share these feelings) but I'm guessing the ones that are way more than the average reader are the ones specifically about Kip's house. What do you mean, he just RANDOMLY STUMBLED ACROSS a house that has nice living space for FIVE ADULTS with SHARED COMMON SPACE and SEPARATE INDIVIDUAL SPACES with a good amount of room for everyone but not so much that it's unwieldy
#like I do actually think you can use this as a metaphor for some of the ways that the worldbuilding is inconsistent#because like with many things there's not a real decision whether the world is a fantasy of things working or of beating oppression#nominally even in the islands they have a society where it's *not* normal to have these very close important friendships#and marriage is a marker of adulthood#nominally this house has so many rooms because extended families would live there#but I don't think that gives you a layout with five adult sized bedrooms - that gives you too many rooms some of which are tiny#and I am definitely poking at this too much#it can be magic#they can throw a lot of money at the problem#maybe the original layout of the house was to have 1 adult and 1 kid bedroom per family unit and the kid ones are offices in Kip's layout#this was such a small detail I'm just fixated on it because I have irl been looking at apartments#anyways I feel like these tags do a decent job of explaining why I'm not joining the hote discord#or dragging my irl friends into reading 2000 pages of fantasy novel#lots of things I liked but also I think I would start unnecessary fights#anyways I am not organizational tagging because this series has too many names and I want to stay out of the main tags#if this keeps happening I'll come up with something
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#god its just a constant cycle of pretending to have to be okay and not hurt for my lab friends and family#and maybe everyone just lives like this but im weak minded and willed so it just everything just sucks sometimes#i dont feel genuine ever#and for someone who values truth and honesty thats such a dissonant feeling#but thsi world doesnt care about that#society only cares that u fit in#truth be damned#the least i can offer the people around me is to not be down and moody and gloomy and all that#but the end result is just feeling like theres no one i can be honest with and therefore no one i can trust..#and its frustrating cuz it feels like most ppl dont have to live life this way people actually want them in their lives#i feel like im just lol not to quote hq but villager number 2 in everyones lives#which maybe tahts more normal than i think it is but it still hurts when people arent just villager number 2 in my life yaknow#also seeing everyoen coupled up is hurting more than i thought it did#its not even that i want to be in a relationship it just fucking hurts having to step aside#having to interact w certain ppl as a unit when im also someone who just preferes one on one interactions#and i know i shouldnt take things personally but a) it feels like my presence isnt enough sometiems and b) feel like itd bother me less#if i had an existence like that in my life too yaknow#but since i dont and i just have to watch everyone have people in their lives#its hard not to feel unimportant and pushed aside#does no one want me to be actively in their life :(((((((
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i’m sorry but if they wanted me to seriously root for any other lorelai love interest, tney shouldn’t have invented max medina
#trying to keep this out of the main tags#bc i have shit to say but don’t want an argument#anyway i loved max. just watched cinnamon’s wake#and the way his eyes lit up when lorelai mentioned there was an emergency#‘rory? is rory okay?’ PLEASE#i genuinely might not have a single bad thing to say about max#other than: well. okay. dating a student’s parent and making out with her in a classrooms more specifically probably notb the wisest move#but i’ll give it a pass#and like: i think the actor and lauren graham have great chemistry#which…. and i may be one of the few people in the world who feels this way.#i Don’t like her chemistry with luke i’m sorryyyy#i’m normally reticent to believe cast rumors but the one about the actors not getting along?#i believe it almost exclusively because i think it bleeds really heavily into the luke lorelai dynamic#i know some of it is supposed to be like. the tennis match back and forth verbal sparring dynamic people enjoy#and it isn’t always a dynamic i’m super drawn to but i can appreciate it#but i so often don’t buy that they LIKE each other#and it feels like i always feel that Worse once they get together#whereas i appreciate the found family unit thing they have going on with rory in the earlier seasons#that is much closer to being strictly platonic and i oddly enough believe in their friendship more there.#anti javajunkie#jic#like ship what you want i’m just. simultaneously uncompelled and often frustrated by them
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