#Just Joshing

[sigmathesillyenigma]

redacted characters w kids 💥💥

not to be mistaken for dad!redactedboys

david :

gets clung to at every pack event. something about the nonchalant, reserved man with the cute partner who gives them candy is extremely alluring. he’ll be sat in a chair, arms crossed with a “😒” expression as he has like 4 toddlers screaming in his ears, pulling on his hair, little hands iron-clad around his arms.

asher :

is “the fun one”, but not in the way he would have liked. the pack children definitely bag on him (obviously lovingly), milo acting as their little (literally) leader. outside of the teasing, asher is truly well-loved amongst the children.

milo :

picks fights w the teenagers LMAO. he sees them like a different species; how could someone be so intelligent yet incapable of basic manners and maturity? it makes his head spin. at the end of every argument (which he inevitably loses, because he is arguing with pre-teens who don’t quite grasp his large words yet), milo will be rambling to sweetheart during the car ride home about how he was never like that (he most certainly was).

darlin :

unlike milo, they get along well with the teenagers. it's a mix of their relatability and strong sense of personal justice, which aligns closely with them. unfortunately, the curse of having an older southern partner is all too real, so their name in their phones in meemaw/peepaw. it made their eyes roll the first time they saw it.

sam :

while i don't think he'd be super popular amongst the pack kids, he'd definitely be a safe space for the quieter teens to hang around. sam doesn't speak to them unless spoken to, which they like. every pack gathering, sam will have like two teens glued to their phones just following him around, avoiding smalltalk.

porter :

idk this man's an enigma. he either hates kids or is really good with them (maybe both lmao). it's not often porter finds himself in an environment where there would be children, but in the off-chance that he does, i think they'd find him funny. his wit is great for all audiences, and he doesn't even have to try. or he pisses them off. again, probably both.

vincent :

good with kids in a big-brotherly way. i picture him (headcanon alert) as having had a sibling or atleast a younger friend before he was turned, which gives him this brotherly vibe. nice for the most part, but again, i don't imagine vincent would find himself in a place that involves kids. unless he like. hangs out near playgrounds at night now cause he isn't in the house 😭😭😭

gavin :

pretty good. gavin doesn't mind entertaining them for a while, but he finds his humour is better suited for adult audiences. he could listen to a kid ramble all day, (interested “hmm?”’s and “ohh, is that right?”’s are his specialty) but when it comes to making conversation himself AND cracking kid-friendly jokes? yeah he's lost. short-lived social battery.

@skunkox @vividmilk @definitelynuwonhere

hi evie yes u got added to the taglist no u wont be removed i lvoe you

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[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

I had to pee real bad and now I don't #public urination

[stallioncrossing]

INTRO POST.

MY NAME IS TOBY, OR KARKAT.

I USE MASCULINE AND NEUTRAL PRONOUNS.

I'LL DRAW FOR YOU, AND I WILL ALSO DRAW FOR MYSELF. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR ONCE.

I ALSO WRITE FANFICTIONS, THERE'S THAT.

I COMMAND YOU TO BE MY FRIEND!

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Fantano you ain’t special

[greywobbles]

happy international clown week to all of you freaks. all of you clowns. oh my god i hate you all.

[peppertaemint]

Q: Bottom or Top?

JK: Top!

[casually-cool-collecting]

The 1883 Racketeer Nickel from The American Historic Society

When they first minted the Liberty Nickel it was minted without the word "cents" under the V. This led to a minor crime wave in which people would gold-plate the coin and buy something worth five cents. They would either get the item, or get the item and $4.95 back in change. This was most famously done by a man named Josh Tatum, leading to the phrase, "I was just joshing you."

[blizzardoflizard]

Delete your account 🥰

Kill yourself 🫵👁️👄👁️

[bossypotato]

Don’t be ashamed of titties that face opposite directions. It’s an evolutionary trait that allows them to see a full 360 degrees to spot encroaching danger

[badsonicfics]

Can we turn any of the fanfics on this blog into real fanfics?

only if they are GOOD fanfics. i don't want UTTER SHREK associated with my GOOD NAME!!!!!!!

[sec0ndhanddepressi0n]

BUT FAT PEOPLE ARE SO UGLY !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think the thing that drives me the most batshit about the medical fatphobia conversation is that the burden of proof feels so exactly backwards. Just from an obvious best practices standpoint???

Things like intentional malnourishment, intentionally incapacitating vital organs through surgery, denial of potentially lifesaving medical care until those things are done, etc.

Those are all pretty extreme. The kinds of things it feels like a “first do no harm” system should have a lot of solid evidence for before recommending or implementing them.

But they’re so bog standard and accepted and everyone from doctors to your own family will look at you like you’re a flat-earther when you suggest maybe we shouldn’t be defaulting to that.

[jpantalleresco]

My New Podcast

I had successfully moved the podcast as you know it to my Substack. My substack is where I’m writing a lot about my adventures on the open road, and I thought it’d make the most sense to do everything there. I was only going to release one podcast a week, and that’s with interviews. I contacted podomatic and thanked them for their service. I wasn’t going to renew. They then offered me a podcast…

[boyblogging]

MY EX SAYS SHE GAVE ME THE BEST YEARS OF HER LIFE

I SAW A RECENT PICTURE OF HER I GUESS SHE WAS RIGHT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[klimthiii]

I have an ocean themed bathroom and kiss boys, pls fix

What house decor screams “I’m straight”?

[cakemadeofbacon]

Bro this game is impossible to pira i mean buy

[ace-with--a-mace]

bitches be like "we need more evil women in media" and they cant even handle tashi duncan from challengers (2024)