#Julia posting

[total-karma]

okay, so we know that julia is the type of person who can stomach literally anything disgusting because of s1e8. she also ran a wellness blog/page/instagram account where she definitely at some point drank some bullshit immune-system-boosting gut-health green smoothies and downed handfuls of 'healthy hair-growth vitamin gummies!' on camera for a cheque. but we know that she's also an incredibly performative fraud, so as soon as the cameras were off she definitely immediately downed a redbull and like, three cans of diet coke. prior to her wellness-influencer phase, i believe she probably did the whole unfailing-2016-go-viral-quick scheme of doing all kinds of gross food 'challenges' for a few minutes of brief youtube fame, including but not limited to the warheads super-sour challenge, the tide-pod challenge, and the cinnamon challenge. i think she's definitely also been through a gym-rat phase where her diet consisted entirely of unseasoned chicken, protein powder and creatine. and nothing will convince me that there's a single universe out there where julia doesn't have a vape constantly in her hand. she relies on that mint-leaf-honeydew-berry-kiwi vapour to live.

which leads me to believe she has consumed more weird/gross things on this planet than anybody else, has grown a near radioactive microbiome in her gut as a result of this, and become immune to practically anything including but not limited to dangerous toxins, poisons, chemicals and literal plastic. if owen is a human garbage disposal, julia is a human garbage INCINERATOR.

[ashleys-coffin]

I am sending pipe 🧨bombs🧨 to the 🤬haters🤬.

You're a 👸queen👸Ashley and don't let the🤬haters🤬 tell you otherwise

Maybe this wasn’t the best thing to open this inbox t

[collectiondemeduses]

it's about the oranges i'd have peeled for you.

[witchkittymeow]

Happy birthday woohoo

[drawnbydayuh]

Fleur Waltham from drawtectives S3 ep. 4 really reminds me of someone, for some reason...

I wonder whom?

Speed draw here

[i-am-not-a-who-i-am-a-what]

so who else is screaming about everything we learned today

[yallstar]

“What was that for?” Viktor asked softly. Jayce smiled wider, tilting his forehead against Viktor’s. “I was happy, I guess."

more art for chapter 2 of differential burdens!

[yooboobies]

shaped like love, like sunshine, like happiness - a boundle of joy | dedicated for @raplinenthusiasts tiny tan (3/7)

(cr. 0613data}

[anotherartblock]

dolly and greg from this drawfee episode, bc jacob is right about them deserving fanart 🫶

[loveneverfades]

Spike and Julia

Art by Nekro-comix

[riverlarking]

julia louis-dreyfus on the late show with david letterman, 1994

[total-karma]

reboot cast headcanons (off putting / problematic edition)

millie: femcel twitter user

julia: bought all of north america's ozempic supply, resold it to her followers under the pretence of 'weight-loss vitamin gummies'. her followers were well aware she was actually just reselling the shots in the wrong packaging, didn't bother to report it because they're just as bad as she is

scary girl: joined the jehovah's witnesses for the laughs. sends gore to people who slightly inconvenience her online

chase: lied about being terminally ill in a youtube video so people would feel bad and subscribe to him

priya: qualified for the olympics, took steroids, got disqualified.

axel: sold priya the steroids. wild conspiracy theorist & lowkey an anti-vaxxer (didn't get vaccinated in 2021 bc she thought it would turn ppl into zombies). has been on a 'carnivore diet' for a year.

mk: hacks people's accounts, sells their personal data to companies. doxxes people who disagree with her on anything. resells vapes at 3x their market price to middle schoolers. also sells fake weed (oregano) to middle schoolers

caleb: once accidentally hit someone with his car and then panicked and drove away without checking if they were okay

bowie: world's worst trip sitter. says things like 'can you hear that?' or 'i think there's something in the walls' to people high out of their minds and finds it funny when they start freaking out

[ashleys-coffin]

Impulsive thoughts won…

Hi, I’m Julia :) i haven’t been able to sleep (it’s 6am) so I’m gonna jump on Ashley’s account and clear out her inbox! She’s been meaning to do this for awhile anyways hehe

(She has no idea I’m here or that I’m doing this… hope i don’t die lol)

[mleeich]

A Eugene sketch in this trying time?

[wistfulvulpine]

get your tickets to the Rat Race

[handsomepear]

Women aren't usually my cup of tea BUT Goddam!! Look at the CURVES on julia!💘😩🤭

GOD she so mathematically intirciate I'm DROOLING 🤤 😋 😩 😫

Just look what she's got hidden under there ❤️

Hnnnn you can rotate her in SIX diffrent dimensions she Is just so Flexible 😉 😜 😘 😉 😜 😘

Ohh my god QUEEN you contain the mathematical beauty of the universe in you

Is it just me or is it getting hot in here!!

I need her too step on me so bad