#José Ron

[movienized-com]

El gallo de oro

El gallo de oro (Serie 2023) #Lucero #JoséRon #PlutarcoHaza #AlejandroAvila #LuisFelipeTovar #AdrianaWilliams Mehr auf:

SerieJahr: 2023- Genre: Drama Hauptrollen: Lucero, José Ron, Plutarco Haza, Alejandro Avila, Luis Felipe Tovar, Adriana Williams, María Aura, Axel Alcántara, Roberta de la Portilla, Pablo Abitiia, Santiago Colores, Alberto Estrella … Serienbeschreibung: Die Serie spielt im Mexiko der 1940er Jahre und folgt Dionisio Pinzón, einem schüchternen Stadtboten, dessen Leidenschaft dem Hahnenkampf…

[bringbackwendellvaughn]

Wonder Man's bigger and more detailed entry from the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe: Deluxe Edition by Mark Gruenwald and Peter Sanderson. New artwork of Wonder Man by José Luis García-López (surely an in-joke to get such an obvious Superman artist to draw Wonder Man). Schematic for Wonder Man's jetpack by Eliot R. Brown. Repurposed art from comics by Don Heck, Al Milgrom, George Pérez and Ron Wilson.

[ronmayhewphotography]

San José de Gracia Church, Trampas, New Mexico

San José de Gracia Church in Trampas, NM San José de Gracia Church in Trampas, NM The San José de Gracia Church, nestled in the village of Trampas, New Mexico, stands as a captivating testament to the region’s rich history and architectural heritage. This adobe gem, dating back centuries, holds immense cultural significance, blending Spanish colonial influences with the indigenous traditions of…

[cuba-redh]

Venezuela en la geopolítica regional y global. Por José Ernesto Novaez Guerrero

Venezuela es víctima en estos días de una nueva ofensiva que busca desconocer los resultados dimanados del proceso electoral ocurrido el pasado 28 de julio en el país, así como la institucionalidad soberana de la nación. El imperialismo norteamericano, en aliaanza con la ultraderecha local e internacional, no ha dudado en apelar a viejas tácticas, que van desde el reconocimiento a presidentes…

[thebutcher-5]

Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Benvenuti o bentornati sul nostro blog. Nello scorso articolo abbiamo ripreso a parlare di animazione e lo abbiamo fatto con la DreamWorks, arrivando in questo modo a parlare del loro 11° film animato ossia Madagascar. La storia parla di quattro animali dello zoo di New York: Alex, Marty, Gloria e Melman. Marty, la zebra, vorrebbe poter tornare alla natura anche solo per un giorno e l’incontro…

[cuartoretorno]

Cementerio Club - Underground 1997

[hannahhook7744]

Encanto-Descendants Au Fancast List;

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Pedro x Alma Madrigal’s Family (Minus Their Kids):

María Conchita Alonso as Alma Madrigal (formerly Botero Molinari).

Avan Jogia as Pedro Madrigal Yatra.

Constance Wu as Alejandra Botero-Yee (aka Alejandra Madrigal, Alma’s sister-in-law). 

George Lopez as Raimi Botero Molinari (aka Raimi Madrigal, Alma’s younger brother).

Carmen Salinas as Rosa Madrigal (formerly Yatra Salinas aka Pedro's mom).

Zhang Ziyi as Miranda Botero-Yee (aka Miranda Madrigal, Alejandra and Raimi’s daughter). 

Tatyana Ali as Beatriz Botero-Yee (aka Beatrix Madrigal, Alejandra and Raimi’s daughter).

Esai Morales as Benito Madrigal Yatra (Pedro’s Brother).

Christian Marie Serratos as Faustina Madrigal Yatra (Pedro’s Adoptive Niece).

Julieta x Agustín Madrigal’s Family:

Pedro Pascal as Agustín Madrigal. 

Lorena Forteza as Julieta Madrigal.

Rafaela Cocal as Isabela Madrigal. 

Maribel Martinez as Luisa Madrigal.

Paulina Chávez as Mirabel Madrigal. 

Pepa x Félix Madrigal’s Family:

Maria Canals-Barrera as Pepa Madrigal. 

Mauro Castillo as Félix Madrigal. 

Ron Stallworth as Gabriel Espinosa Castillo (aka Gabriel Madrigal, Félix’s younger brother). 

Samantha Logan as Dolores Madrigal.

Neighborhoodcrackelf as Camilo Madrigal.

Harold Perrineau as (adult) Antonio Madrigal.

Raphael Alejandro as Giovanni Madrigal (aka Antonio’s son). 

Bruno Madrigal's Family:

David Castañeda as Bruno Madrigal (with Dev Patel as a younger version if need be).

Christian Slater as Rick Madrigal (Formerly Ratcliffe). 

Unknown Extra as Rachel Madrigal (Formerly Ratcliffe). 

Unknown Extra as Rory Madrigal (Formerly Ratcliffe). 

Louis Garrel as Cesare Madrigal (Formerly Frollo). 

Jan Cina as Cornel Madrigal (Formerly Frollo). 

Robert Sheen as Cyriacus Madrigal (Formerly Frollo). 

Holland Roden as Claudine Madrigal (Formerly Frollo). 

Unknown Extra as Mason Gothel (Gigi Gothel’s brother. His and his twin’s father is unknown).

Unknown Extra as Glenn Gothel (Gigi Gothel’s brother. His and his twin’s father is unknown).

Fiona Frills as Gigi Gothel (Claudine Frollo’s half sister via Frollo). 

Isabela Madrigal x Bubo Marquez’s Family:

Tony Revolori as Bubo Marquez Madrigal.

Unknown Extra as Miguel Melchor Marquez Madrigal Jr.

Unknown Extra as Zoey Alejandra Marquez Madrigal.

Luisa Madrigal x Ryder Nattura’s Family:

Forrest Goodluck as Ryder Nattura Madrigal.

Jenna Ortega as Belinda Nattura Madrigal.

Ariana Greenblatt as Silvia Nattura Madrigal.

Mirabel Madrigal x Miguel Rivera’s Family:

Omar Rudberg as Miguel Rivera Madrigal.

Sasha Pieterse as Vera Rivera Madrigal.

Julianna Gamiz as Renata Rivera Madrigal.

Dolores Madrigal x Mariano Guzmán’s Family:

Michele Morrone as Mariano Guzmán.

Julia Rehwald as Princesa Guzmán Madrigal.

Sofia Wylie as Fuega Guzmán Madrigal.

Dafne Keen Fernández as Leta Guzmán Madrigal.

Aiden Fernandes as Javier Guzmán Madrigal and Juan Guzmán Madrigal.

Camilo Madrigal and Mina Madrigal-Prepon's Family:

Shoba Narayan as Mina Madrigal-Prepon.

Auli'i Cravalho as Amelia and Sofia Madrigal Prepon.

Marcel Ruiz as Hugo Madrigal Prepon.

Jake T. Austin as Carlos Madrigal Prepon.

Xolo Maridueña as José Madrigal Prepon.

Love Interests of Bruno’s Kids:

Ashley Nicolette Frangipane/Halsey as Mad Maddy Mim (Rick Madrigal's girlfriend).

Colin Morgan as LeFou Deux (aka Lee, Claudine Madrigal's boyfriend).

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More to be added.

This is for my au.

[spidermannotes]

Two Massive DC/Marvel Omnibuses Coming this Summer

Covering around 25 years of DC/Marvel crossovers, the two comic book giants are giving fans young and old the chance to appreciate classic characters together in memorable tales.

Press release:

The vast and varied history of DC versus Marvel returns to print for the first time in decades with two massive volumes collecting the universe-bending comic book crossovers between the greatest characters in pop culture! These fantastic stories, originally co-presented by the two powerhouse comic book publishers, have been highly sought after and hard to find for most readers—but they’re making their return in DC Versus Marvel Omnibus and DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus,both publishing on August 6, 2024.

Who would win: Superman versus Spider-Man? Batman versus Captain America? The X-Men meeting the Teen Titans? DC Versus Marvel Omnibus collects crossovers between the core DC and Marvel characters, from 1976’s Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man to 2000’s Batman/Daredevil. Included are stories from some of comics’ most revered talents, namely Dennis O’Neil, George Pérez, Dan Jurgens, Chris Claremont, Walter Simonson, J.M. DeMatteis, Mark Bagley, Gerry Conway, John Romita Jr., and more. DC and Marvel fans alike can’t miss these thrilling pieces of unearthed comic book history!

DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus features stories, first told in 1996, of the two superhero universes fused together into a new Amalgam Universe, combining DC’s and Marvel’s heroes, villains, and mythologies. The result was a series of unforgettable one-shot comic books starring the likes of Dark Claw (Batman and Wolverine), Super Soldier (Superman and Captain America), Iron Lantern (Iron Man and Green Lantern), and many more! These stories, from creators such as Peter David, Dan Jurgens, Mark Waid, Dave Gibbons, Ron Marz, José Luis García-López, Gary Frank, Bill Sienkiewicz, Claudio Castellini, and more, represent one of the most fun and unlikely periods in comic book history, and now are available in one omnibus. Included in this volume are the historic DC Versus Marvel miniseries and its sequels, perfect for fans of both DC and Marvel!

DC Versus Marvel Omnibus collects Batman/Captain America #1, Batman/Daredevil #1, Batman/Punisher: Lake of Fire #1, Batman/Spider-Man #1, Daredevil/Batman #1, DC Special Series #27, Darkseid vs. Galactus: The Hunger #1, Green Lantern/Silver Surfer: Unholy Alliances #1, Incredible Hulk vs. Superman #1, Marvel and DC Present Featuring the Uncanny X-Men and the New Teen Titans #1, Marvel Treasury Edition #28, Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights #1, Silver Surfer/Superman #1, Spider-Man and Batman #1, Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man #1, and Superman/Fantastic Four #1.

DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus collects DC Versus Marvel #1-4, DC/Marvel: All Access #1-4, Unlimited Access #1-4, Bat-Thing #1, Bruce Wayne: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. #1, Bullets and Bracelets #1, Challengers of the Fantastic #1, Doctor Strangefate #1, Iron Lantern #1, Legends of the Dark Claw #1, Lobo the Duck #1, Speed Demon #1, Spider-Boy #1, Super Soldier #1, Thorion of the New Asgods #1, X-Patrol #1, and more, plus a treasure trove of behind-the-scenes material.

DC Versus Marvel Omnibus (9781779523259) and DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus (9781779523266) will both be published on August 6. The two volumes will each have a direct-market-exclusive cover available only in local comic book shops, while supplies last.

[batmannotes]

Two Massive DC/Marvel Omnibuses Coming this Summer

Covering around 25 years of DC/Marvel crossovers, the two comic book giants are giving fans young and old the chance to appreciate classic characters together in memorable tales.

Here is the official press release:

The vast and varied history of DC versus Marvel returns to print for the first time in decades with two massive volumes collecting the universe-bending comic book crossovers between the greatest characters in pop culture! These fantastic stories, originally co-presented by the two powerhouse comic book publishers, have been highly sought after and hard to find for most readers—but they’re making their return in DC Versus Marvel Omnibus and DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus,both publishing on August 6, 2024.

Who would win: Superman versus Spider-Man? Batman versus Captain America? The X-Men meeting the Teen Titans? DC Versus Marvel Omnibus collects crossovers between the core DC and Marvel characters, from 1976’s Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man to 2000’s Batman/Daredevil. Included are stories from some of comics’ most revered talents, namely Dennis O’Neil, George Pérez, Dan Jurgens, Chris Claremont, Walter Simonson, J.M. DeMatteis, Mark Bagley, Gerry Conway, John Romita Jr., and more. DC and Marvel fans alike can’t miss these thrilling pieces of unearthed comic book history!

DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus features stories, first told in 1996, of the two superhero universes fused together into a new Amalgam Universe, combining DC’s and Marvel’s heroes, villains, and mythologies. The result was a series of unforgettable one-shot comic books starring the likes of Dark Claw (Batman and Wolverine), Super Soldier (Superman and Captain America), Iron Lantern (Iron Man and Green Lantern), and many more! These stories, from creators such as Peter David, Dan Jurgens, Mark Waid, Dave Gibbons, Ron Marz, José Luis García-López, Gary Frank, Bill Sienkiewicz, Claudio Castellini, and more, represent one of the most fun and unlikely periods in comic book history, and now are available in one omnibus. Included in this volume are the historic DC Versus Marvel miniseries and its sequels, perfect for fans of both DC and Marvel!

DC Versus Marvel Omnibus collects Batman/Captain America #1, Batman/Daredevil #1, Batman/Punisher: Lake of Fire #1, Batman/Spider-Man #1, Daredevil/Batman #1, DC Special Series #27, Darkseid vs. Galactus: The Hunger #1, Green Lantern/Silver Surfer: Unholy Alliances #1, Incredible Hulk vs. Superman #1, Marvel and DC Present Featuring the Uncanny X-Men and the New Teen Titans #1, Marvel Treasury Edition #28, Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights #1, Silver Surfer/Superman #1, Spider-Man and Batman #1, Superman vs. the Amazing Spider-Man #1, and Superman/Fantastic Four #1.

DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus collects DC Versus Marvel #1-4, DC/Marvel: All Access #1-4, Unlimited Access #1-4, Bat-Thing #1, Bruce Wayne: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. #1, Bullets and Bracelets #1, Challengers of the Fantastic #1, Doctor Strangefate #1, Iron Lantern #1, Legends of the Dark Claw #1, Lobo the Duck #1, Speed Demon #1, Spider-Boy #1, Super Soldier #1, Thorion of the New Asgods #1, X-Patrol #1, and more, plus a treasure trove of behind-the-scenes material.

DC Versus Marvel Omnibus (9781779523259) and DC/Marvel: The Amalgam Age Omnibus (9781779523266) will both be published on August 6. The two volumes will each have a direct-market-exclusive cover available only in local comic book shops, while supplies last.

[ylaka]

"My own bones have grown into a prison, lonely as Naxos — my blood is the Styx."

- José Royo / Ron Hicks, 1965 / Marina Tsvetaeva, Bride of ice: New Selected Poems.

[braveclementine]

Part 19

Warnings: None. However, future chapters will contain sexual content so readers that are under the age of 18 may have to skip those chapters (However they are very few so those under the age of 18 can still read a majority of this book. However please keep note of the warnings).

Copyright: I do not own any Wizarding World characters that J.K. Rowling wrote. I do however own Elizabeth Kane (main character) and Trang Nyguen (best friend). There should be no use of these two names without my permission. Also, all of Severus and Elizabeths' childrens names are mine and mine alone. I also do not condone any copying of this.

WHITEHALL, CELLAR

🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶

Mari petted Snowball, the cat disliking being in the cellar of Whitehall. They were only a few blocks away from the Ministry of Magic where they were going to attempt to steal. . . retrieve. . . hmm, borrow (?) the time turner. 

Delphi had gotten her hands on ingredients to make Polyjuice potion, which Mari knew must've been prepared over the summer since it took a month to make the potion. She also knew from her visions that these must've been taken from the Hogwarts potion cupboard since that's what Headmistress McGonagall had noticed was gone. 

Mari wasn't sure how she felt about that, the vibes from the Delphi woman growing more untrustworthy as time went on. 

"So we just take it?" Scorpius asked, looking at the bottle in front of him. 

"Scorpius, do I really need to explain to you- ubergeek and Potions expert- what Polyjuice does? Thanks to Delphi's brilliant preparation work, we are going to take this potion and be transformed, and thus disguised we will be able to enter the Ministry of Magic." 

"Okay, two points, one, is it painful?" Scorpius asked hesitantly. 

"Very- as I understand it." Delphi said. 

"Thank you. Good to know. Second point: Do either of you know what Polyjuice tastes of? Because I've heard it tastes of fish and if it does I will just vomit it back up. Fish doesn't agree with me. Never has. Never will." Scorpius rambled on. 

Mari had read her mothers' books and knew that her Uncle Harry thought that Polyjuice Potion was the worst thing he'd ever taken, including Skelegrow. Mari had never had to take Skelegrow as she had never been active enough to break a bone. However, when Davina had broken her leg climbing a tree, she had cried when she had to take the medicine. 

All in all, Mari was not looking forwards to taking the Polyjuice Potion. 

"Consider us warned." Delphi said, before knocking back the potion in her hand. "It doesn't taste of fish. Actually it tastes quite pleasant, yum. It is painful but. . . take it back. There is a- slight-" Delphi burped before turning into Hermione Granger. "-Slight- overpowering- fishy residue." 

"Okay, that's. . . wow." Albus mumbled. 

"Double wow." Scorpius said. 

When Delphi spoke, she sounded exactly like Maris' Aunt Granger, "This really doesn't feel how I- I even sound like her! Triple wow." 

"And I'll be Quadruple wowed when we get into the Ministry, get the time-turner, and get out alive." Mari said dryly. 

"Right. Me next." Albus said quickly. 

"No. No way, José. If we're doing this, we're doing it together." Scorpius said as he put on a pair of Harrys' glasses. 

Mari dropped her mother's hair into the glass, wondering what it was going to be like, being her mother. She watched as the brown sludge turned a beautiful turquoise colour. Scorpius' turned gold while Albus' turned a dark red, almost light brown for Ron. 

"Three. Two. One." Albus counted down. Mari tossed back her drink and immediately wanted to retch. It was indeed one of the worst things she'd ever drank, tasting like a mixture of mud and sewer water. 

The taste is only drowned out by the pain of Mari changing. She shrinks down to her mothers size, her shoulder length black hair growing and lightning up. Her anorexic thin body becomes bigger, though still slender. 

Mari observed herself in the mirror, realizing that she was not perfect. She had tired bags under her eyes and she had stretch marks along her thighs and stomach. And yet, she was still beautiful- her mother that is. 

She noted how sad she made her mother look, since it was her resting face on her mother. Was this how she constantly looked? She knew she was different from the other kids. Didn't laugh or smile easily, but her life wasn't bad either. She wasn't depressed. But looking at her sadness on her normally cheerful mother made her realize something deep inside. . . she just couldn't place her finger on it. 

"This is going to be slightly weird, isn't it?" Her Uncle Rons' voice came from behind her. While she had been observing herself in the mirror, Scorpius and Albus had been looking at each other instead. 

"Go to your room. Go straight to your room. You've been an incredibly awful and bad son!" Harry/Scorpius cried out dramatically. Maris' lips twitched into a smile, which definitely looked more natural on her mothers' face, which made Mari realize another thing. 

To really pull this off, she needed to not only look like her mother, but act like her as well.

"Scorpius. . ." Albus/Ron laughed behind her as Mari looked back in the mirror, trying a larger smile. It didn't fall naturally to her, but it looked a lot better. 

"It was your idea-" Scorpius defended himself as he fixed his glasses on his face. "I be him and you be Ron! I just want to have a little fun before I-" He burped "-Okay, so that's utterly horrible." 

"You know." Albus commented as he ran his hands over his body. "He hides it well, but Uncle Ron's got a bit of a gut growing." 

"I think my mother has been hiding her stretch marks with magic." Mari commented with another smile. "She shouldn't though, I actually kind've like them." 

"Your mother is actually really hot." Scorpius said and then paused, "You know what, I think I should probably take that back." 

"Considering you're disguised as Elizabeth Potters' brother, I would agree with that." Delphi said and then added, "We should go- don't you think?" 

As they walked onto the street, Scorpius continued to backtrack his thoughts, "I said that wrong Mari. What I meant was that many guys think your mother is hot. Like you've heard them at school, right?" 

"Harry!" Mari complained, pushing his shoulder playfully. "Knock it off! I don't want to think about it." 

"Right, right, sorry Elizabeth." Scorpius coughed, holding his hands up in surrender. 

Delphi led them to the telephone box, dialing 62442. Mari almost jumped as a voice in the box spoke suddenly, "Welcome, Harry Potter. Welcome, Hermione Granger. Welcome, Ron Weasley. Welcome, Elizabeth Snape." 

Mari smiled as the box started to descend into darkness. 

Hmm. . . this smiling thing was coming more naturally with time!

[dertaglichedan]

Eighty-eight corporate leaders endorse Harris in new letter, including CEOs of Yelp, Box

Eighty-eight corporate leaders signed a new letter Friday endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris for president.

Signers include former 21st Century Fox CEO James Murdoch, Snap Chairman Michael Lynton, Yelp boss Jeremy Stoppelman and Ripple co-founder Chris Larsen.

If the Democratic nominee wins the White House, they contend, “the business community can be confident that it will have a president who wants American industries to thrive.”

WASHINGTON — Eighty-eight current and former top executives from across corporate America have endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris for president in a new letter shared exclusively with CNBC.

Among the signers are several high-profile CEOs of public companies, including Aaron Levie of Box, Jeremy Stoppelman of Yelp and Michael Lynton, chairman of Snap

. 

Other signers appear to be issuing their first public endorsements of Harris since she became the de facto Democratic nominee in July.

They include James Murdoch, former CEO of 21st Century Fox and an heir to the Murdoch family media empire, and crypto executive Chris Larsen, co-founder of the Ripple blockchain platform.

Other notable signers are philanthropist Lynn Forester de Rothschild, private equity billionaire José Feliciano, Twilio co-founder Jeff Lawson, and D.C. sports magnate Ted Leonsis, owner of the NBA’s Washington Wizards, WNBA’s Mystics and the NHL’s Washington Capitals.

The three-page list also includes a slate of longtime Democratic political donors, like Kleiner Perkins’ John Doerr, Insight partners Deven Parekh, and Jeffrey Katzenberg, founder and managing partner of Wndr and former chairman of Walt Disney Studios.

Another subset of names are people who have supported Harris in particular since her political campaigns in California, like the philanthropist Laurene Powell Jobs, Facebook co-founder Dustin Moskovitz, and NBA Hall of Famer and billionaire businessman Magic Johnson.

More than a dozen of the signers made their fortunes on Wall Street: Tony James, former president and COO of Blackstone and founder of Jefferson River Capital; Bruce Heyman, former managing director of private wealth at Goldman Sachs; Peter Orszag, CEO of Lazard; and Steve Westly managing director of the Westly Group and a former Tesla

board member. 

Still more are prominent in Silicon Valley, including the venture capitalist Ron Conway, entrepreneur Mark Cuban and former LinkedIn CEO Reid Hoffman.

***Cuban just said her plans would destroy the stock market.. Oh well... WOW

[juststupid882]

My Kg Adults AU characters Favorite songs in Spanish

Kidd: Humanos a Marte -Chayanne

Billy: La Gata Bajo la Lluvia -Rocío Dúrcal

Ted: Ya no se que hacer conmigo -Cuartero de nos

Lily: Amar Sin Ser Amado -José José

Felix:Yendo a la casa de Damian -Cuarteto de nos

Nugget: Tu Última Canción -Los Temerarios

Jerome:Colores -Ska-P

Carla: Traicion -Miranda!

Monty: Bugambilia -Nasa Historias

Buggs: Lo malo de ser bueno -Cuarteto de nos

Alice: La bicicleta -Carlos Vives,Shakira

Ron: Torero -Chayanne

Maddison: Secreto de Amor -Joan Sebastian

Ozzy: La Historia Sin fin -Elefante

Cindy: Te Aviso,Te Anunció -Shakira

Penny: Una cerveza -Rafaga

[artelatino7]

ARTISTAS de MÉXICO 🇲🇽🌹❤️

MARÍA FÉLIX 🇲🇽 con MARILYN MONROE 🇺🇲. Copyright ©️ Todas mis Guerras.

MARÍA FÉLIX 🇲🇽. Color: KIMBLIM.

JORGE NEGRETE 🇲🇽

ARTURO de CÓRDOVA 🇲🇽

SEBASTIÁN RULLI 🇦🇷 🇲🇽. De origen Argentino y nacionalizado mexicano.

ADELA NORIEGA 🇲🇽

ADELA NORIEGA 🇲🇽

JOSÉ RON 🇲🇽

JUAN GABRIEL 🇲🇽

PELE 🇧🇷 y CANTINFLAS 🇲🇽

[revistapipazo]

Mp4 de la discordia

Mi gran amiga Dalila, me invitó al cumpleaños de su poniente esposo un Viernes. “Excelente” –pensé-.

El carrete prometía: Asado, copete, bailoteo y blá. Como andaba engrupiéndome a un minito, encontré la excusa perfecta para comérmelo seguir conociéndolo más y encontrar transporte gratis, así que lo invité.

“José Francisco, vamo a un cumple el Viernes?”

“En serio?”

“Sí poh, hueón. Si no, no te invito…”

“Ya!” –Entusiasmado el lagi.-

No sé qué chucha le encontraba al loco, porque detesto a la gente oscura, y éste, era casi negro . [No, mentira, pero moreno bien moreno]. Un cubano que vive hace como 20 años en Chile, alto, y bien rico. Nos conocimos en un carrete, nos amanecimos conversando, y desde ese momento, nos volvimos inseparables. Pensé que podría “haber algo piola” entre nosotros, porque la onda era mucha. Así que listo. Sólo quedaba dar el próximo paso.

El Viernes, me pasó a buscar a mi casa tipín 23:30 hrs. y partimos al cumple. La Dali vive en Macul, así que un hueón que me transportara era básico en caso de querer venirme a cualquier hora o lo que fuera. Llegamos al cumpleaños, y estaba realmente la raja. Yo –pa’ variar- no comí niuna hueá, y me dediqué a chupar como contratada. La Dali tenía un bartender que le hacía al arte de embriagarte con lo que se te parara la raja, y yo, muy pelotuda -como toda la vida-, me puse a mezclar ron, pisco, whisky, vodka, entre mojitos, whisky sour, piscolas, caipiroskas, roncolas y hueás. El punto, es que a las 2 am, estaba como zanja, pero digna en mi condición. José Francisco, muy moderado él, se tomó como 2 copetes porque estaba conduciendo. –Aunque le zapateaba el hocico por chupar como desesperado.-

Bailé hasta que las patas se me reventaron, y seguí chupando como mongólica. Sabía que la hueá no era gratis, y que tenía que llegar el momento en que debería “dar la cara” y aperrar como corresponde en estas situaciones de conveniencia. Ya me estaba entrando la ansiedad, porque José Francisco quería puro. Pero chucha, por más que intenté hacerlo, su piel reculiá me provocaba repulsión, y el entusiasmo se me iba a la mierda. Así que, a pura evasión con el socio.

José Francisco, estaba muy irritado porque no lo pescaba más que para bailar,  me puso los puntos sobre las íes y me llevó al patio:

“Ya poh, Iso, qué onda? Acaso no te gusto? Yo pensé que teníamos onda!”

“No, no es eso, es que igual… ando ultra ebria y ná que ver poh. Vamo a bailar?” –Corriéndome olímpicamente.-

“ARGH! Ven pa’cá!” –Me abrazaba y quería puro chantarme un beso el hueón.-

Yo, zorra que soy hábil, esquivaba su hueveo con cualquier excusa barata.

Como el copete carrete estaba la zorra, no me di ni cuenta cuando eran más de las 7 de la mañana y mi socio seguía insistiendo con la hueá. Así que la mejor manera de zafar, era hacerme la ofendida, que yo “no soy de esa clase de minas”, y “pensé que éramos buenos amigos”. Así que me despedí de todos los hueones que quedaban, me chanté mi mp4 y huí como caballo de carrera, camino a tomar cualquier hueá que me dejara en el metro, llena de serpentina, challa hasta en la raja, y una coronita de lo más ahueoná y pokemona que podría existir en la cabeza, haciendo DON ridículo. A los dos minutos, llega José Francisco:

“Ni cagando te voy a dejar sola.  Estai muy pasá. No te urjai, sólo te iré a dejar a tu casa, no te huevearé más.” -Sí oh!-

Al salir al aire, quedé como pico, ya ni modulaba.

“HUEÓÓÓÓÓÓN! ÁNDATE A LA CHUCHA!!!!! DÉJAME TRANQUILA, VEEEEEETE! NO TE QUIERO VER NUNCA MÁS EN MI VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! YO AMO A OTROOOOOOOOARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“No, tengo un compromiso contigo, y te puede pasar cualquier hueá.” –Jugando sus últimas cartas, jurando que yo nací ayer.-

“Culiao, y tu auto?”

“Lo dejé estacionado, después lo vengo a buscar, pero te vas conmigo!” –Me ordenó el hijo de perra.-

Como no podía ser tan maricona con él, y realmente estaba como la pichula, dejé que se fuera conmigo, total, pico. El problema era de él, y en máximo una hora estaría en mi casa, sana, salva y fin.

Iba ebria y embalada escuchando a Daftcito Punkcito, sin darle ni pelota a este hueón. Todo el mundo me miraba con ganas de buitrear, y yo, ni ahí con los simios culiaos. Como el metro iba atestado de hueones que trabajan los Sábados –media novedá-, íbamos parados. Yo bailaba y cantaba feliz de la vida. José Francisco agarró papa,  me abrazaba, y yo, sencillamente me dejaba querer.

Transbordo a la línea 1 en Tobalaba. No sé realmente qué mierda me pasó, pero sentí unas ganas irresistibles de besar a este monito moreno, y lo dejé atrapado en la estación:

“Esperemos que suban todos los hueones y nos vamos solitos, ya?”

Que le dijeron a este otro… subieron todos los esclavos, y nos fuimos beso y beso en la escala mecánica culiá con Daft Punk de fondo, solos, cual parejita de pololis enamorados. Al llegar arriba, mi mp4 se silenció sin explicación alguna. Asumí que en el movimiento de soltar a José Francisco para que la escala no nos mandara a la chucha, los audífonos se soltaron, o en su defecto, la hueá se me había caído y la basura  se estaría haciendo pico en el borde traga-come-pica hueás. No lo tenía en ninguna parte. Era totalmente incomprensible el “Dónde quedó”, ya que no me lo robaron –estábamos solos-, y no estaba en ninguna parte. Al costado de la escala había una canaleta, y curá que andaba, asumí que estaba ahí. La hueá tenía como 25 cms. descubiertos y como 90 cms. sellados por una lámina de acero. Se me metió  en el seso que la hueá estaba ahí, y partí a pedir ayuda. Hablé con estos típicos hueones que están en los andenes, el que me mandó a hablar con los típicos hueones de chaquetas rojas. El loco me dijo que no se podía hacer nada, y que “en caso de encontrarse, tiene que venir a hablar con el Jefe de Estación mañana”.

Yo quería mi mp4 AHORA, así que exigí  en mi completa poca sanidad mental y mi ridícula estampa, que el Jefe se presentara ya. La mala raja de la mina que tuvo que lidiar conmigo, fue de antología. Era “Jefa” y se hizo acompañar de dos matones, en caso de que yo armara un escándalo. Mi lindo y conchesumadre acompañante, se desligó rápidamente de mí, y se alejó a un rincón a la chucha, para no comprometerse en ninguna hueá. Pico!

“YO SÉ QUE ESTÁ AHÍ, ASÍ QUE QUIERO QUE ABRAN LA HUEÁ!!!!!!!”

“Señorita, se lo robaron en el vagón”

“Culiá, cómo me lo van a robar en el vagón, si yo iba sola en la escala, escuchando música! No seai ahueoná, por la gran puta!”

“Entonces se lo sacó el caballero” –Aludiendo a que el negro me lo había derechamente, pelado.-

“Cómo se te ocurre, pelotuda!” –Aunque aún la pienso… Ahummmmm.-

“A verrrrrr!!!!!!! No me hable así, o vamos a tener que llamar a Carabineros! Mírese, así no se puede tratar con nadie, está ebria!” –Me grita la fea culiá.-

“Llama a los pacos poh, conchetumare! Y no me gritís, BASURA!!!!!!!”

En ese momento, me agarraron los pobres culiaos matones que la acompañaban, mientras la hueona le gritaba a José Francisco si “andaba conmigo”.

Al feo culiao no le quedó otra que acercarse, y yo, me puse a putear a destajo hasta que llegaron los pacos.

“Señorita, si no se calma, la vamos a tener que detener. Anda en evidente estado de ebriedad.”

“Llévenme, pero saquen mi hueááááááááááa!!!!!!!!!!!”

Tenía la tremenda cagá, y al final, los mandé a todos a la gran conchasumadre;  me fui gritando que “disfrutaran” de mi musiquita, y que se metieran mi mp4 en la raja, como si fuera la gran hueá.

Me dejaron ir no sé cómo, y lloré todo el resto de camino. A la media hora de llegar, suena mi citófono. Era José Francisco, que me dice:

“Por tu culpa, reculiá, me llevaron detenido a mí para declarar por tu show!”

“Ándate a la mierda, conchetumare” –Corté.-

Fin al divino romance.

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