#Jonathan: ...and what did he do?
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Dracula, May 28th: Here he caught sight of the strange symbols as he opened the envelope, and the dark look came into his face, and his eyes blazed wickedly—"the other is a vile thing..."
Dracula, Sept 25th: He opened it, and for an instant his face fell. Then he stood up and bowed. "Oh, you so clever woman!" he said.
a quick contrast here in how the opposing sides view shorthand, a message they cannot read: Dracula is furious, he is cruel; how dare Jonathan withhold information, how dare he think he has any power in his situation, how dare think he have anything beyond what Dracula chooses to give him. He promptly burns the letter, in front of him, to show Jonathan how helpless he is Van Helsing, in desperate need of this information, and though upset - gracefully accepts this joke, and asks for help. He acts charmingly, he doesn't use his Stern Talking to Women Voice (c) to tell Mina she must not do this, they part as the start of dear friends
#dracula#dracula daily#no strong points here just musing on this being the second time somebody else saw shorthand#Mina: I played a joke on the wonderful professor I showed him shorthand#Jonathan: ...and what did he do?#Mina: told me I was clever and asked for my help in translating it#Jonathan: oh he *is* wonderful
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I feel like if Jon had snapchat, his story would be completely unhinged. Like his story would be a picture of a cat and then a video of him running from the cops. A picture of his tea and a statement, then a picture of a dead body in an abandoned house. Just some really weird shit.
#imagine if his assistants could see his story#like what the fuck did my weird little boss do now#funny thing is this could be at any pont in tma#the earlier the better#the magnus archives#tma#jonathan sims#jon sims#jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute london#ilysm#hes so funky
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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podcasting again👍
#i forgor how funny jonathan is.hes so emotional whispering duringthe story and then goes normal voice. well that was stupid#the magnus archives#also whats his beef with martinnnn what did he ever do omggjfgh
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🖍Sml cringe compilation cause artblock and brainrot hit at the same time. The new puppets were too ugly to not draw at least once.✏️
Enjoy, or not..?
#sml#sml fanart#i guess?? thats what we're doing now???#marvin sml#brooklyn t guy#brooklyn guy#jeffy#jeffy sml#karen guy#jonathan guy#sml junior#sml cody#sml joseph#sml bully#sml penelope#sml lil t#chef peepee#chef pee pee#does bad things guy#shucks fnf#is that what they called it? i think. anyway the secret door was one of the best plot twists ever i think. i hope they bring/brought back--#--does bad things guy. he was def a favorite “one-off” character.#jonathan makes me sad bc WHY DID THWY REPLACE DBTG W HIM?? Like dont get me wrong i love his energy but ickkkk#there are so many things wrong w SML and a lot of irl drama that i dont really want to get into but hey#i drew these just for fun. it made child me happy. just a little...#its good background noise i think#this series is a shitshow. pure 2000s edgy humor just how i remember it
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I think more media should work with the concept that you can still love someone you never forgave. You can still rebuild and create a new relationship with someone but also be "what you did to me was wrong and I trust you to not be like that again and want you in my life but I can't won't forgive that, won't forget the hurt you caused. I love you but there will be days I won't be able to see you because the trauma you gave me is back and I'm just so angry and sad and at least you never asked for forgiviness just to be here, just for friendship, because you know that this are things I can give you."
#that is jondaisy dinamic ok#i love them#they are besties and Jon never forgave her because he was never as scared as he was at that florest#and she never asked forgiviness because she knows that being better doesn't delete what she did#they are brothers your honor#also i do think if tim had not died it would be jontim dinamic#like Tim would never had forgiven Jon for the stalking and for all the little things that were builded#but they were friends once and I think they could've been again just in a different way#also#this is the dinamic I want for Bruce and Jason#Jason slowly rejoining the family and he and Bruce rebuilding their relationship but Jason never fully fogives Bruce#and Bruce never asks him for#tma#the magnus archives#daisy tonner#jonathan sims#characther dinamics#jason tood#bruce wayne
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hot take but I don’t think that lucas or dustin (or anyone, for that matter, other than maybe robin) are going to see what’s going on between mike and will until it happens. they don’t suspect ANYTHING. when they actually get together everyone’s going to be shocked
#as much as i love the “max knew all along!” fics#well… she didn’t#when she got there mike was obsessing over two people: will and el#i’m sure she assumed it was because he just got will back and el just disappeared (of course she didn’t really know about el from the start#as for everyone else#they’ve always been like that.#mike and will since the beginning- always together#i don’t think they suspect anything. maybe they did once but i doubt they do now#i don’t believe el suspects anything#to dustin and lucas they’re not acting any differently than how they always do…#robin is the only one who would really notice anything honestly (which is why i’m excited to see her on screen with them)#and YES jonathan KNOWS but he DOES NOT THINK that mike likes will back.#i truly do think that no one has any idea what’s going on except for mike and will themselves#byler#stranger things#stranger things 5#will byers#mike wheeler#the duffer brothers#byler endgame
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thinking about every drow boy child
#were they all like drizzt? were they all young and innocent and curious and wide eyed children?#what changed them? hardened them? when did they first feel the sting of a cleric's whip across their back?#was soluun ever like that before he chose to murder half-elves? was true soul nere innocent once? did gromph baenre ever cry?#do they mourn the loss of their younger selves? do they take it all in stride as lolth's will?#do their fathers ever regret allowing them to live in this world like zak does?#drizzt do'urden#dnd#dnd drow#drow#legend of drizzt#jonathan rambles#finally read homeland and its fucked me up beyond recognition
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First, they discontinue super sons issues, bringing it back for a Halloween special edition and then ghost.
Then, they have Jon age up and date immediately in time for pride, no warning.
Then, he’s Superman.
Then, we get a super sons movie where he’s 10 again (?)
Then, they have Jon and Dick team up as a protege-mentee situation—not bad! Just…not quite the character we’ve just established. Not quite Jon
Then, they have Jon and Damian babysitting wonder woman’s daughter for *checks books* 7 years????? Making Damian and Jon 21 and 24 respectively??? Ok…?
Then, they do Beastworld, and Nightwing comics, AND Superman comics AND Wonder Woman issues with Jon in ALL OF THEM at the SAME TIME and looking vastly different in all of them, with vastly different characterizations, none of them solid, consistent, or acknowledging the fact that he’s been trapped inside a volcano and travelling the multiverse and having a boyfriend all in the same breath.
What am I supposed to be believing right now, DC.
#what am I supposed to take away from this other than Jon from their greedy stupid hands#they don’t know what to do with him or how to characterize him and it’s so so sad#his parents are CLARK KENT and LOIS LANE and he was the perfect coming of age character. so much potential.#he could be smart and sly and emotional and kind all in one in canon IN CANONNNNN#we’ve already shown it’s possible in the comics before super sons w him and his family#dc#jonathan kent#salt#super sons#trinity#girrrllll I am reading this back a few days later and when I tell you I was so mad 💀#i wrote this right after reading the newest Trinity comic and seeing Jon confirm Damian’s not straight IN A THROWAWAY JOKE HED NEVER SAY??!!#like sir. you do not speak like that but also even if you did the writers should do better to not just jump to that#anyway.
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hiiii heres my qsmp stuff from my ipad :) its all really old now i don’t have anything during or purgatory since during is in my sketchbook and after that charlie only streamed like one more time before the server imploded and id moved interests in like october
they’re in chronological order from oldest at the top to newest at the bottom- and the tallulah and chayanne designs are so old that if i redrew them now they would look completely different lmao. (they’re also so old that i spelled tallulah’s name wrong lol) those are from before we knew all that much about them (at least for tallulah, i think for chayanne i just hadn’t watched enough streams) but the canvas next to it that didn’t pass the cringe test does have chayannes skull mask so i fixed that part RIGHT after that drawing lmao. the election doodles are from during the winner announcement stream and the charlie glitches are from the evening that stream dropped i watched his pov live and then watched cellbit and phil’s perspective afterwards while doodling it :) watched a lot of tubbo for a bit since he was always live when i was up and before anyone else went live so there’s frubbo as well :]
#the charlie slimecicle glitch drawing was inspired by faith the unholy#there’s one frame in a scene after he gets stabbed w a needle where his face like#AAAAAAA like that#and charlie had played it recently at the time and i got invested in the game and drew some art for it so it was on the brain lmao#qsmp fanart#qsmp frubbo#qsmp slimecicle#and again obligatory fuck cc wilbur#but boy did i have fun w headcanoning him like i said on the other post#i have more stuff of quackity that didn’t pass the test i mostly watched him and charlie and tubbo#OH AND FOR THE TALLULAH AND CHAYANNE#if i redid them tallulah would be purple :D she’s yellow and blue there cause those were what i associated w wilbur and that’s all we#had to go off of at the very start#chayanne would prolly look similar just w his skull and more stuff referenceing missa#ALSO THAYS THE ONLY TIME IVE DRAWN CELLBIT AND I DIDNT DO HIM JUSTICE IM SORRYYYYYYY#he’s got like a fucking jonathan sims fit#i need to revisit the qsmp so bad there’s so many people i didn’t draw and i wish i did#fifty tags and 3 posts later and i just realized i typed faith the unholy instead of faith the unholy TRINITY#your honor i have unmedicated adhd
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Knowledge that if I look up things about TMA that I will get major spoilers VS. desire to look at every piece of art of Jonathan Sims ever made
#switching my Jon posting to this blog because the other is giving the wrong impression#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#magnus archives#he is so aggressively my type it makes me mad. like wtf did the engineer him in a lab for me personally#i already know too much just from doing this like what is all the eye symbolism huh???? what’s that about (don’t tell me)
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I'll honestly never get over the fact that TMI spent 6+ books building up the central theme that your parents/origins don't define you, that having demon blood doesn't make one inherently evil & all creatures are worthy of dignity & respect regardless of their strange appearances/mannerisms, just to completely undermine all of that by making one of the main antagonists evil because he has demon blood -_-
#sebastian morgenstern#'well the process was different' 'lilliths blood isnt what made him evil'#ok so why did the sword that burns out evil stuff give him green eyes? is it possibly bc his black eyes are caused by the demon blood#like magnus'?#& if he could only be good if the demon was burned out (along w his eye color). well it stands to reason#aghhh it doesnt even make any SENSE. sebastian gets black eyes & evilness from demons blood but all jace & clary get from angelic powder is#powers?? art skills?? rapier wit??#my dislike of this plotline also has to do w my inherent hatred & distrust of anything that ascribes morals to immutable appearance#anyways it was really weird to imply that sebastian was evil bc of lillith. sebastian was evil bc of valentine#altho yes he mightve been awful regardless of who raised him (personally i dont think jocelyn wouldve been a good mom to him)#(but thats a rant for another time)#jonathan morgenstern#jonathan christopher morgenstern#ash morgenstern#the mortal instruments#clary fairchild#clarissa fairchild#jace herondale#city of bones#magnus bane
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not mindful of why he was invited to the function
#john gallagher jr#jonathan groff#spring awakening#the article that accompanied this pic is so sweet that man did NOT know what he was doing
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Regarding your frog heist fic: I feel the need to tell you that, when I first started reading your excerpt where Jonathan talks to Ms. Kelley, my first thought was "oh, no, he got caught doing unhinged nature boy things and someone finally made him talk to a counselor about that specifically!" I love that passage as it is, but I also keep laughing at the idea of the frog heist being the last straw for some authority figure or another.
Miss Kelley upon seeing 60 frogs vanish overnight: Oh he needs professional HELP
#she's not wrong#I do love that they're very much two separate WIPS but it's like no yea that could happen#idk if it's funnier that in my canon the frog heist is AFTER he's been seeing Ms Kelley for 4 months#like that's funnier to me#he comes in after spring break and she's like did you hear about the frogs and he's like what? what frogs? no of course not?#in that squeaky lying way#anyway#jonathan byers#moots ask#my wips#frog heist#beloved moots
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writing fic will have u googling shit like "when did winston come out with menthol cigarettes" and "cigarette purchasing laws 1980s indiana"
#also 'when was goo gone invented' was something i googled for another fic#will smokes winstons btw. i think he starts out with menthols but then switches to winston lights#(which is what he smokes in second chances fic)#could not find a definitive answer for when did winston start making menthols#BUT did find a record site that shows a menthol pack from the 70s/80s so. it is possible for will to have acquired them#and i think i talked about this before but as far as i could find the purchasing laws for indiana - u could buy cigarettes if u were 16-#- up until like? 1986 i think it was? so will steals cigarettes from his mom and hop until jonathan caves and buys them for him <3#anyways as always thank u robin pinkeoni for smoker will bc it is so real to me !!!!#if the duffers arent fuckign cowards they'll give will a nicotine addiction in st5#(if they are fucking cowards i'll just do it myself)#yelling
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I don’t typically like when star trek characters reference legacy characters just to talk about how great and perfect they are but I do like this route where even though Tuvok calls him a great visionary in the end he brings Spock up to say he argued with him. I think this is the way of the future. Lean in. Star Trek characters should say things like ‘An old man cut me off in space traffic the other day. I think it was McCoy?’ and another should nod and shake their head like he’s always doing that shit
#'I met Jonathan Archer and he smelled like wet dog?? Seemed nice though.' <- more stories like this#Also since Janeway idolizes ppl like Sulu I want her to occasionally bug Tuvok for more stories about working with him after she finds out#that they were alive at the same time on the same ship and have Tuvok begrudgingly tell her I don't know...we didn't talk much and I was#busy at the time...one time Kirk sneezed on the bridge. It was quite loud.#<- what he doesn't say is that Tuvok had a handkerchief but did NOT give it to Kirk bc he was concerned about being called a suckup again#Tuvok what do you MEAN you 'spoke out against [it]'??? You aren't a politician??? HEHEHE did you write an open letter???#Tuvok old man moments...Tuvok's children cringing: dad please DON'T bring up your initial opposition to the Klingon-Federation alliance#Tuvok's low estimation of Klingons...B'Elanna..you sit back. I'LL get him!!!!!#I mean everyone in star trek ever like every non klingon character has a low estimation of Klingons for Some Reason*#*You Know.#but I'm a Tuvok girlie so it's my job to rake him across the coals for it from time to time v_v#-sniffs and salutes- gotta kill that old man for my babygirl -fires a cartoon canon at him and he flies into the sky and becomes a star-#love you Tuvok <3#Tom I smashed with a mallet#cartoonishly large for whimsy but just overall more gruesome
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