#Jon Schmidt

[dolphelecat]

The Snow Queen (Original inspired by The Moldau) The Piano Guys

[wife-of-all-dilfs]

✎ masterlist ✎

this is a collection of all my one shots. more will be added as i continue to write. requests are closed!

[ key: ]

🌷 ≈ fluff

🍑 ≈ smut

🌪️ ≈ angst

💻 ≈ work in progress

!LATEST! — from the flames | b. blake 💻🍑

•finnick odair•

— the five stages » 🌪️

— hungry eyes » 🍑

— love(rs) and war » 🍑

— what friends do » 🍑🌷

— lionfish, seahorses, and dolphins, oh my! » 🌷

— beautiful mess » 🌷🌪️

— two souls, one heart » 🌪️

— nsfw alphabet » 🍑

— flower therapy » 🌪️🌷

— bad idea, right? » 🍑🌪️

— red wine: part 1, part 2, part 3 »🌷🌪️

— forbidden fruit » 🍑

— a darling and a virgin » 🌪️🍑

•bellamy blake•

— from the flames: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4 » 💻🍑

— close call » 🍑

— bioluminescence » 🌷

— pretty fixation, wicked temptation » 🍑

•gally (the maze runner)•

— relationship headcanons pt. two » 🌷

— relationship headcanons » 🌷🌪️🍑

• (more characters to be added)•

[kwistowee]

JON BERNTHAL as ILAN UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT (2019)

[nevvdrinksteaa]

my blog contains 18+ content that may be uncomfortable or triggering, including but not limited to: smoking, drugs/alcohol, sex (m and f), dark themes, violence, yandre behavior, noncon, and overall attraction towards men that would most likely put me on some sort of watch list and more !

nev // 21 // she/her // bisexual // writer (sometimes) // chronically online // activist (politics are important !!)

REQUESTS: CLOSED ( currently inactive :/ )

some of the fandoms i'll write for include: rory culkin // criminal minds // five nights at freddy's // call of duty // stranger things // the last of us // game of thrones // the 100 // you

i try incredibly hard to be inclusive to all body types, genders, and races. i try to be very descriptive with my tags so if i write anything too specific or uncomfortable, please let me know and i will fix it! i do unfortunately make all smut with f!reader in mind (i stick to what i know i’m sorry) but all fluff, angst, one-shots, etc. will never talk about gender! i want everyone and anyone to be able to read and enjoy my work. this is a safe space <3

please make sure to check out some of my fav fics and other lovely writers works which can be found under # nev’s recs !!

** dividers by @cafekitsune **

indicators: ☆ smut ☆ ♡ fluff ♡ ☁︎ angst ☁︎ ★ asks ★

☆ history // charlie walker (3.1k)

☆ jack thurlow blurb // face fuckin (400)

☆ spencer reid blurb // breeding kink (650)

★☆ spencer reid blurb // duty calls (1.8k)

♡ favors (pt i) // mike schmidt (1.7k)

☆ favors (pt ii) // mike schmidt (6k)

some of these works are subject to change, they are just quick ideas i think of and will more than likely change them as i go! please keep in mind i have a full time job and am currently taking night classes to get my emt certification, patience is greatly appreciated <3

☆ what if we had one? // spencer reid - you and spencer babysit henry for jj and will, something about seeing him with kids lights a fire in you * view similar blurb here! *

☆ through the window // charlie walker - you’re new in town and notice that you and your neighbor have a habit of watching each other through your bedroom windows * view small tease here! *

☆ only by the night // steve harrington - inspired by sex on fire by kings of leon,, giving steve head while he’s driving

☆ partners in crime // spencer reid - you and spencer have been working together for years. when his apartment flooded and the inspector finds mold growth, he needs a place to stay.

☁︎♡ stuck // charlie walker - after deciding to drop out of college to pursue a different career, you find comfort in a long term friend after feeling lost

☆ reading is fundamental // spencer reid - after spencer finds out that you were never read to, he decided that now was a great time to start. you on the other hand have different plans.. because what’s hotter than a man who reads?

[garethamm]

Jon in orange prison uniform

[cult-of-the-eye]

Jonathan Sims is afraid of spiders in the same way Schmidt from New Girl is

[mastercontrol123]

Happy 53rd Birthday Jon Hamm! 🥃❤️

[avoidingdestiny]

Reddit is full of people who want to talk about Danish Graves and all tumblr cares about is Gator. Where are my fellow Jon Hamm/Juno Temple scene appreciators.

[endearingfascination]

jon hamm is so great. he’s like only ever this dark drama guy that tina fey or neil gaiman call in if they need a REALLY funny guy. they are the only two showrunners who seem to be aware of this quality in jon hamm.

[emmynominees]

jon hamm as richard wayne gary wayne in season one of unbreakable kimmy schmidt

primetime emmy award nominee for outstanding guest actor in a comedy series

[flergblerg]

If Tina Fey is gonna do anything she’s gonna employ Jon Hamm as a guy involved with some weird sexual shit

[fairyvtale]

some manips & cover for my new fanfic about kendall knight from btr. oc’s name is angel

[helphowdoiusethis]

Two different series

Two completely different characters

One unredeemable asshole

The other redeemable asshole- who's actually kinda sweet

Why am I saying this- I'm watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt with my mum again and only just realised they are played by the same actor.

[bejeweled-wahlberg]

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP PUNCH ME IN THE FACE YALL

(This picture was taken around 2022 btw)

But YALL TWO OF MAH FAVORITE BANDS

THEY SHAL BE CALLED NKOTBTR

AND MY FAVORITE BOYS TOO 🤯🤯

AND JOEY’S SON GRIFF WEARING A BTR SHIRT

[1941-crowley-slut]

Ngl to you I did not know Jon Hamm was as big as he is😭 I've never seen mad men and if my eye's caught him somewhere else before I must have forgotten. First time I saw him was unbreakable kimmy schmidt (that show was on crack idek) and then good omens and that's it. Can someone tell me if he's ever played the role of a nice person/being anywhere😭