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downfallofi · 6 months ago

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#Hey like #Can I please have some encouragement #And stop being fucking told at the dinner table #That if I turn 40 years old still working at a quote entry level job #Like a grocery distribution center that wants to hire me #Or the job from yesterday that theyre taking advantage of me #Can I like #Talk about looking for a job without being made to feel like Im a fucking failure piece of shit #No I guess not #I am a failson who cant even live on his own after all #Jokes on you Bailey #Im not going to be alive by the time Im 40.#You wont have to worry about the family screw up much longer sis #sorry

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softgaycontent · 4 months ago

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I like to think Imogen's frequent complete lack of filter is because she got to used to hearing everyone's candid thoughts and forgot what was acceptable to say out loud

#the real reason is bc laura bailey likes to make cheeky jokes but. it fits #imogen temult #critical role #bells hells #specifically thining of ''fucking meet you'' -> ''fuck and meet you.... oh im so sorry.''#and recent direct out loud plans to go have sex with her gf #if she can hear everyones thoughts they may as well hear hers.#op

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miles-crow · 15 days ago

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I have watched way too many interviews with Jeff Goldblum and Jonathan Bailey

#excuse me for this shitpost #you can also blame my bestie for encouraging me instead of stopping #wicked #wicked the musical #jeff goldblum #jonathan bailey #the wizard of oz #fiyero tigelaar #this is obv a joke #I ship both fiyeraba and tincrow

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criticalbeauregard · 10 months ago

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thank you laura bailey i owe your absolute inability to have a failed dnd relationship my life

#she won’t let go LITERALLY #marisha you are killing please stop trying to end my life #this is all jokes i respect all their choices of course and i think it’s all very interesting #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e89 #cr laudna #imogen temult #imodna #marisha ray #laura bailey

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a-flickering-soul · 11 days ago

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not to fucking brag but tell me how i fucking clocked the thropple dynamic during the movie alone because i just went through all of the deleted scenes and i just wanna say i clocked not just the fiyero baby fever but the glinda abandonment issues FROM THE START!!! me when i am cooking!!!

#flickerthoughts #wicked #like i was joking abt the fiyero baby fever only to get hit with the jonathan bailey yearning eyes looking at elphaba holding the lion cub #LIKE..... dots. he needs her babies so bad.#also. tragic loss that they cut out that train montage #bc me i was noticing the way glinda woke up and she looked at elphaba first and the rest of the world second.... yuriana you get me #anyways EVERYONE go read make our lives make our ways NEOWWWWW i was COOKING i CLOCKED THAT!!!#also #'i need u to bounce w me girl' me when i like men. me when its definitely men im attracted to. good lord.

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darthluffy · 1 year ago

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Zephora is for fuckers…

“Shopping” episode…

First chance to be alone since kiss…

Episode 69…

#imodna #imogen temult #critical role #laudna #she has to be thinking about it… right?#like it’s Laura fucking Bailey. she has a chance to do something absolutely hilariously epic #not my joke but I like it #and please. if you want to break a fandom this is how

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theplottdump · 6 months ago

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Orange: I -𝘶𝘩- Hinoki: And I'm certainly not getting any younger darling. That's why Doctor Leo has me on this high poly diet! The extra polys go straight to the skin and help smooth everything out.

Poppy: Is this a real doctor? Or one you saw in a dream. Hinoki: 𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗟𝗲𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹! He just keeps his diploma behind a permanent paywall. It's all very exclusive.

Hinoki: Oh! 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, you haven't even touched your photoskinned ham and tomato croissant-wich! Apple: I'm letting it - uh, decimate a little.

Hinoki: I'm just trying to take care of myself baby. At this lifestage there's a very real chance I could drop dead at any time!

Poppy: Is that a promise?

Orange: 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘺…

Hinoki: 𝘛𝘴𝘬- Such a spitfire. She gets it from her father you know Orange. Such violence. Such Passion.

#if you get my mesh jokes you're my new best friend #plott gen 6 #gen6Angels #Poppy Plott #hinoki plott #orange bailey moon

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sparring-spirals · 1 year ago

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i love laura bailey merch corner, where i can count on her to give me vital info about the merch like: "it comes with a thing, it comes with a little bag, it comes with a POLISHING CLOTH-"

#this is phrased like a joke but also i DO need this info thank you laura bailey #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e67 #cr cast #laura bailey #laura ads

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jbcatboyedits · 2 months ago

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Mexico and NYC Premiere

(the tail matches the jacket I didn't realise that)

#jonathan bailey #this is a joke ive kept going on for way too long #g'raha tia #jonny bailey #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #graha tia #jonathan bailey as a cat #Couldn't find a clear Mexico photo for *ages* hence why it's late #but also it is 7.1 release week I am not looking for Wicked stuff which i couldn't care less i am my game back for a bit #wicked premiere #i am going back to those Mahjong lines jfc WHY ARE YOU MOANING

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sunshine-knight · 5 months ago

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@shecarnionmyval, I hope you got home safely. I'm still baffled over you getting all the way to Missouri that fast, and for baked goods alone, but you're pretty fun company. (For a kid who's twelve or whatever, anyway :p ) School's starting back up soon, so tell me how that goes! Hope your moms aren't too mad at me over you crashing here, but it was late, and I didn't want you traveling before daylight.

#...i hope you know that 'twelve or whatever' is a joke i know you're old enough to drive #[[ooc: i wanna come up with a platonic tag for them for organizational purposes]]#[[also bailey's assumption about morgan's 'moms' is 100% her jumping to conclusions and i'm curious abt how morg's gonna react]]

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pocketgalaxies · 4 months ago

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laura: i rolled this thing but i don't know how to tell what number it landed on???

sam and tal: i think it's a 9

laura:

laura: how do you know that???

#i thought at first she was joking bc she rolled low but no that was a very genuine 'how do you know that.'#33m c2e75 #text #critical role #cr2 #cr lb #laura bailey

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ladybugsimblr · 2 years ago

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Pre-Gaming: Squad Edition. Legz, little dude, you have a lot more years of waiting for your Mom and sis to get ready to go out, but at least you have corny jokes with Dad to get you through.

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You already know someone was pissed when they woke up...

"Don't give me that face. You were taking a nap." "Unbelievable..." "You want juice and a solo pic?"

"Yes, I'll accept that apology"

#mini-me's #another jokester dynamic #and juice apology #why do they insist on trying my girl?#also lyree wants to make sure you saw her lip gloss 😅#fun fact: i get my giggle ON looking up dad jokes #bklegacy #bklgen2 #bailey kay #quinton #lyric #legend #rebi

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morgana-ren · 2 years ago

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I'll blessedly forget that Degrees of Lewdity exists for, like, months at a time, and then I'll wind up coming back to it and end up reminding myself just how awful and unreasonable my masochism truly is when I fall back in love with Literally The Worst Characters Imaginable™

#morgana whinings #Degrees of Lewdity #catch me making googoo eyes at Bailey #my villain attraction isn't a joke #i see the most wretched horrible person imaginable and its immediately 'id die for you'#let me romance the wraith LET ME ROMANCE THE FUCKING WRAITH #i had a bailey piece in the works from ages ago #i think i like him because he reminds me of another character so i clearly project #z e r o redeeming qualities that one #Leighton is a piece of work isnt he

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mars-graveyard · 7 months ago

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