#Jokes on you Bailey

[downfallofi]

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[softgaycontent]

I like to think Imogen's frequent complete lack of filter is because she got to used to hearing everyone's candid thoughts and forgot what was acceptable to say out loud

[criticalbeauregard]

thank you laura bailey i owe your absolute inability to have a failed dnd relationship my life

[currymanganese]

The Bear Season 3 gave me the courage to start Interview With A Vampire~ Among many of the things that I found darkly funny about the season are:

1. The whore house scenes:

a. The Alderman that rightfully got his head busted open for dipping his dick in Brick's poop chute without her consent.

b. Lily saying to her madam, "they're swapping Andouillie sausage recipes." over ldpdl and lestat's dick measuring contest / posturing over her with all the gay ass lust and tension over them being so thick and pervasive like the fog of war on a DOTA map.

c. Brick's ascent to being ldpdl's woman of business and ldpdl skirting around racist ordinance targeting his *ahem* 'facilities' by giving the ladies shares in the business.

d. "I have clean pussies walking the floor out there!" ~ okay ma'am, Brick my beloved, I believe you.😭

2. The period accurate homophobia:

a. Paul's gaydar going off if Louis and Lestat even so much as breathed, gurgling and screeching like a geiger counter going off at ground zero of the Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor disaster - but not the defective geiger counter, "3.6 roentgen, not great not terrible.", but the accurate ones that could've saved so many lives and warned the reactor staff and first responders that they were all doomed in short order 😔

b. The police chief that came to loustat's home and shaded them for, "crimes against nature" at every opportunity

c. Ldpdl's mama basically calling him a filthy faggot in her mind at every opportunity, when unbeknownst to her he knew exactly what she thought of him after lestat turned him.

sidenote: actually it was heartbreaking how desperate ldpdl was for his family's love and approval, he tried so hard to hold onto them for so long - he's better than me in that regard, but it was so clear why that was ultimately an impossible task for multiple reasons namely....Bro you're a fucking vampire now! 😭

d. The crowd reaction to loustat having a 'dance of romance' at their family murder (unbeknownst to Lestat) divorce ball - the couple that walked right the fuck on out in disgust immediately at the sight of their pda might've saved their own lives if they were at risk of being lured in as prey. 🥴

e. "Daddy Lou and Uncle Les had a real funny way of being nice to each other!"

3. The unapologetic gayness:

a. "Ahhh! Lestat! Unpack your trunks (wdym by that lestat 👁️ that's innuendo there isn't it 😭) you're home!"

and the UNPARALLELED downbadism of "he ain't white, he french,!"

b. Lestat seducing Louis.

c. Claudia Louis divorce lawyer and power of attorney arc - he really couldn't have let that man go on his own. 😔🙏🏽

d. "Come To Me!" 😩🥵♥️✨💦🍆🌈

e. Louis taking Lestat back

d. Daniel being shady af and calling Louis a battered wife - he was so real for that.

e. Daniel in general - I know his old ass was lusting after "Rashid!" so bad and trying to act mad or like he was above it - but like sir! why tf did you want to know what he tasted like and how much he weighed etc. etc. but okay, no judgement, he IS fine as hell and *Spoilers* he's older than you anyway so good for you! 😉

3. Lestat's cheating ass,

a. he was almost as shameless a philanderer as my grandfathers, amazing.

b. him giving louis permission to indulge in an open marriage and obviously lying through his teeth about it - R.I.P Jonah

c. Him and Antoinette arguing over her finger.

4. Lestat in general. Sam Reid ILY - lestat my behated though but i see his appeal i really do.

5. Raising Claudia.

6. Claudia in general - she really is her fathers' daughter after all.

7. "Did you eat the baby?!" 🤨

Louis took so long to answer it makes me doubt his ✨ odyssey of recollection ✨ about the circumstances under review in this here interview

8. The 🧚🏾‍♂️💅🏽✨💖Odyssey of Recollection💖✨ 💅🏽🧚🏾‍♂️ smh louis - you spent way too much time with your huzzbands and they rubbed off on you - you were not always a theatre gay! but also go off king 👑🥰 because you have the talent for it.

9. The flashes of loustat coparenting baby vamp Claudia - the stakeout / ambush / you are grounded missy! moment in her room when she snuck back in the house.

10. Mr. Dr. "I'm not here!"

11. The poor tractor salesman that got got 😭

12.Nobody questioning why Louis' eye colour changed. "That information is on a need to know basis!"

13. realizing what moment that gif of louis' pov of lestat dropping him like it's hot was from - the vfx for this show is shit sometimes but I don't even care because everything else was so good 😭

14. Daniel a la Will Smith in Suicide Squad, "What is this, some kinda dark gothic romance?!"

..........

Well, duh! I know everybody involved in this show was giggling their asses off like this 😁🤭 on set for that line and Mr. Bogosian sold it with conviction, well done.

What a great piece of television this season was. Thanks for the recs! @ambeauty @melfinawins

[darthluffy]

Zephora is for fuckers…

“Shopping” episode…

First chance to be alone since kiss…

Episode 69…

[theplottdump]

Orange: I -𝘶𝘩- Hinoki: And I'm certainly not getting any younger darling. That's why Doctor Leo has me on this high poly diet! The extra polys go straight to the skin and help smooth everything out.

Poppy: Is this a real doctor? Or one you saw in a dream. Hinoki: 𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗟𝗲𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹! He just keeps his diploma behind a permanent paywall. It's all very exclusive.

Hinoki: Oh! 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, you haven't even touched your photoskinned ham and tomato croissant-wich! Apple: I'm letting it - uh, decimate a little.

Hinoki: I'm just trying to take care of myself baby. At this lifestage there's a very real chance I could drop dead at any time!

Poppy: Is that a promise?

Orange: 𝘗𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘺…

Hinoki: 𝘛𝘴𝘬- Such a spitfire. She gets it from her father you know Orange. Such violence. Such Passion.

[sparring-spirals]

i love laura bailey merch corner, where i can count on her to give me vital info about the merch like: "it comes with a thing, it comes with a little bag, it comes with a POLISHING CLOTH-"

[sunshine-knight]

@shecarnionmyval, I hope you got home safely. I'm still baffled over you getting all the way to Missouri that fast, and for baked goods alone, but you're pretty fun company. (For a kid who's twelve or whatever, anyway :p ) School's starting back up soon, so tell me how that goes! Hope your moms aren't too mad at me over you crashing here, but it was late, and I didn't want you traveling before daylight.

[jbcatboyedits]

Haven't had the time to update the assets because the launcher hates my PC but here's a summary of the last month or so of content.

(and a bonus silly one for discord emote purposes)

[pocketgalaxies]

laura: i rolled this thing but i don't know how to tell what number it landed on???

sam and tal: i think it's a 9

laura:

laura: how do you know that???

[ladybugsimblr]

Pre-Gaming: Squad Edition. Legz, little dude, you have a lot more years of waiting for your Mom and sis to get ready to go out, but at least you have corny jokes with Dad to get you through.

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You already know someone was pissed when they woke up...

"Don't give me that face. You were taking a nap." "Unbelievable..." "You want juice and a solo pic?"

"Yes, I'll accept that apology"

[morgana-ren]

I'll blessedly forget that Degrees of Lewdity exists for, like, months at a time, and then I'll wind up coming back to it and end up reminding myself just how awful and unreasonable my masochism truly is when I fall back in love with Literally The Worst Characters Imaginable™

[mars-graveyard]

puberty really hit ruwanda hard huh

[baileyboo2016]

Mental breakdown (not) over, but Lanayru lanyard has become official 👍

[dodecademons]

Everyone: omg tlou season 2 is going to be brutal, pedro grew out his hair he's so dreamy, cant wait until we're all crying

Me: Dina oh Dina, where art thou

[outlawssweetheart]

Bitches will see a character murder (often times, brutally murder) innocent people and ignore it or excuse it or even support it (fine, I do that too, they aren’t real). Meanwhile, that same character will do something else that is almost as bad, bad but not even nearly as bad as murdering innocents, or something that isn’t even bad at all, and they will FLIP THEIR SHIT! And suddenly, that character is a demon for that, but not for the homicide, and anyone who likes them is “Excusing this kind of behavior!!”

Like, honey, you just saw them mutilate an innocent bystander. 😒

Unless a character is on some fucking Freddy Kr*ger shit, I have to say the murders are at least slightly worse.