#Johnsollux

[davekat-sucks]

daverezi, davetav and gamdave are better troll ships for dave. davenep and davequius are my underrated faves too. i wish we coulve seen him and sollux talk, and would johnsollux have worked...? idk even if it was just a carbon copy of davejohn id probably like it better than davekat too

I definitely could see Sollux and John working out well. John might think he is cool too, which makes him a little embarrassed that someone else thinks he is. John may suck at programming, but he can't be as bad as Karkat, right? Would be cool to see him try to teach John how it works. Sollux would at times tease John for being like a dweeb, but secretly is happy for his presence. The two could also join together for some pranks, with either of them ending in some kind of pun. Cloud Computing is also a cool ship name for them at MSPA Booru. They were always there before it became mainstream.

[honeydropcrow]

just a bunch of nerds kissing

[homestuckshippingnames]

submitted by dokidokiprincesschan

[abnest]

what are your thoughts on johnsol? personally they're both kind of douchey but they mean well, and the fandom loves the both of them. I think they'd have fun playing online with one another.

2ound2 liike 2ome 2eriiou2 nerd2 two me!!

[dolceminerva97]

Probably not what you expected but I hope this is okay!

[anakistarsong]

When Sparks Fly

So I owe this fanfic to Gaara'skitten over at fanfiction.net  It's based off of this picture.  Enjoy!

“Hrmk”

John scrunched up his closed eyes as the edges of the dream he was having faded slowly into waking.  He slowly became aware of something squirming on top of him.  His hands trailed lazily over the blankets, a stray pillow shoved aside, then something warm and soft as fine leather.  Suddenly, a shock jolted through his chest and John jerked awake.  Coming to his senses quickly, he began to rub the back of the troll that was draped haphazardly across his torso.

“Hrmm,” Sollux groaned and shifted, a spark flickering up into the air with a crackle.

“It’s ok, Sollux,” John rubbed soothing circle on the troll’s bare skin.

He’d learned this trick when they were younger.  When John was about three, his father had enrolled him into preschool.  There were several other kids and grubs in the class, in particular a yellow grub that had a penchant for bad headaches named Sollux.  One afternoon when John had been preoccupied playing with a model airplane, the little yellow grub blindly bumped into him.  At first John was annoyed and turned to scold whoever had interrupted his playtime.  Upon seeing the little grub in pain, however, John became concerned.

“Soluks?” the little grub didn’t respond, only buzzed and twitched as tiny sparks of blue and red crackled in the air around his head.

“Yu hurt?” John watched the grub with concern.

Sollux’s little claws swatted annoyingly at his head, “Soluks yur head hurt?”

John laid a hand on the grub and it immediately pressed into the warmth of the contact.  John remembered an earlier time when he’s hurt his ear and his dad had picked him up and rubbed his back.  It couldn’t hurt to try, right?  So John began to rub gently up and down the little yellow grub’s back.  The buzzing and twitching became less and Sollux let out a little chirp.  Encouraged, John pulled the grub into his lap and continued to rub his back.  Soon, the sparks disappeared, the buzzing ceased all together, and after a series of soft chirps and clicks, Sollux even began to purr. 

After that, the two had become inseparable.  Whenever Sollux had a headache as school, John was there to soothe it away.  When they started Kindergarten, John had been mortified when Sollux began to look sick and then finally just stopped showing up for school.  It had taken a gentle talk from his dad to assure him that Sollux was ok and was going through something all grubs went through, he was pupating.  After a phone call, John’s dad even took him to Sollux’s hive to visit him.  There, a giant creature with two heads and totally white greeted him.  John about turned to run when he noticed a little yellow cocoon right inside the hive, in a corner, part way up the wall.

John cautiously approached and found that, if he looked just right, he could see the outline of his friend within.  After that, John came over every day after school and sat and talked to the cocooned Sollux.  He’d tell him about the letters they’d learned that day, the few simple words he could spell, how to count to one hundred, and much more.  John was even there when Sollux’s cocoon cracked open.

John’s dad had just come to pick him up for dinner when a sound like a cracking eggshell echoed through the room.  Sollux’s dad (Or that’s what John called the two headed creature anyway) got very antsy and excited and John stayed to watch as the glossy yellow shell broke open and out slipped a grey little naked body almost as big as John was himself.  The little troll shook its head groggily as it’s dad tossed a towel over it and began drying it off.  When it looked up, John recognized the mismatched blue and red eyes and ran to embrace his friend.  Sollux giggled and hugged him back.

All through grade school and into Junior High, they spent nearly every waking hour either together or, through the miracle of the internet, chatting and video calling each other.  When John’s hormones started kicking in, well it was no surprise to his father or anyone else that Sollux and John’s friendship budded into a more romantic relationship.  With an embarrassing talk about the birds and the bees and pailings (Told twice, once by John’s dad and once by Sollux’s Lusus), John and Sollux’s relationship budded.  Sollux still suffered headaches through all those years, and John never forgot the trick he’d learned all those years ago. 

“Mmm,” Sollux twitched again, the sparks already dissipating and a low rumble of a purr vibrating deep in his chest, “John?”

John slowly pulled the other troll up till he could press their lips together, another echoing purr rumbling through Sollux’s naked torso and into John’s.  The troll began to trail a few kisses down John’s neck and the boy moaned softly and thrust his hips up against Sollux, their naked bodies grinding into each other under the covers.  The sound off quickly approaching footsteps made John groan and Sollux roll off of him quickly.

“Boys?” John’s dad called from outside the door, “Time to get up.  Don’t want to be late for school.”

“That’th what you think,” Sollux chuckled under his breath.

“We’ll be down in a minute, Dad,” John called back before kissing Sollux with a giggle, “Don’t worry, he won’t be home till late tonight.”

“Good,” Sollux’s smile was mischievous and John knew the sparks that crackled through the air now weren’t from a headache…

[davekat-sucks]

John x Sollux aka Cloud Computing is better than Davekat.

[browniebrittle]

JohnSollux :)

Endless Possibilities from Sonic Unleashed

[potatofuzz]

johnsollux replied to your post: *whispers in your ear seductively* “How do you feel about *pauses for dramatic effect* bukkake?”

omfg wHAT

did i make you uncomfortable

[homestuckshippingnames]

submitted by orzimpotent

[hurricaneclouds]

johnsollux replied to your post: everyone is just ‘wow i hate the homestuck...

a homestuck au where sollux gives me a blowjob

a chapter fic about how that blowjob makes him feel

[neuse]

do u poo

is this the face of a poo-er?

[themockingcrows]

johnsollux replied to your post: johnsollux replied to your post: johnsollux...

wow i never realized how many people were rude about prompts x.x but yes i’ll definitely have to catch you on trollplay some time!

8U Yeah, people can be dickbags.. but awesome, hopefully that'll be cool. uvu For now I'm still running my Magicastuck prompt while doodling Dave's outfit. :snicker: 

[crimeful-blog]

OH MY GOSH I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU FINALLY GOT THE URL OMG

THAN KY OOU SO MCUh

[potatofuzz]

johnsollux replied to your post: johnsollux replied to your post: trying to clean...

i got your first letter and i sent you a letter baCK BUT I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GOT IT YET LIKE I SENT IT THE DAY I GOT YOUR LETTER. I also put a little surprise in my letter but you might not get it because of some weird reason!!!

okokokok i havent gotten it yet BUT I HOPE I DO SOON GOSH!!!!