#Johnny Proctor

[brine-in-my-eyes]

If Hershell Panzer ever met Hershell Proctor the first thing he'd do is confirm if this is the right person (& of course Proctor would start gloating that he is the one and only brain genius ever.) then proceed to wallop his evil doppelganger into the atmosphere before going to Johnny Proctor and then adopting the poor kid.

Then he goes home and is like "Hey Johnny, you have a twin now." And Johnny Panzer is just like 👍

Johnny Proctor is so very very confused as to why his father has been beaten up (though he does feel catharsis for that) and why he's been taken into a home that feels so safe and lovely despite the brute that is Hershell Panzer. But he's given so much comfort he never knew of and also being taken care of so so sweetly that he just accepts it for as long as it lasts. It's not that different from foster care

idc if the Panzer family isnt actualyl that gentle but for ME!!!!! Johnny Proc needs a break that isnt from his bones.

[digital-roots]

@brine-in-my-eyes

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

[griefbringers]

graves and johnny's height difference is SO fucking funny to me

[johntest]

Every now and again I get someone who reblogs the nomination post with an "oh no" and I'm just confused why that is?

[thebubblesareevil]

A Deal is a Deal…

I haven’t really posted any danny/kaldur in a bit so here you go

Danny was having a really long, really stupid day.

First he was late for his exam because he woke up to kitty and johnny fighting in his apartment. By the time he got that sorted out he had to rush to campus.

Then, by some miracle, the proctor let him in despite being late only to realize he was in the wrong exam halfway through. (He decided to finish the test and turn it in rather than admit his mistake.)

Then he finally managed to stop and get a truly unholy cup of coffee that he topped off with his last bit of ecto shot only for someone to run into him, spilling his coffee.

Which really didn’t make the blind date Sam set him up with anywhere near bearable. She was nice, don’t get him wrong, however Sam has two types of friends outside of Tucker and him. He was pretty sure he would have preferred hearing about the deforestation of the Amazon than have the heavily pierced girl get wayyy too excited when she realized he was from Amity Park. After he finally escaped with the excuse of feeding his dog Sam decided to call to find out how the date went.

“She did the thing Sam.” He stated bluntly as he struggled to unlock his door.

“And which thing would that be Danny? The one where she’s interested in your personality or the thing where you might need a restraining order?” He groaned, thumping his head on the door before checking the hall for neighbors. With the coast clear he phased through, once more leaving his arch nemesis to fight another day.

“The second one, or at least that definitely seemed where it was heading. She kept asking about all my favorite cemeteries back home.” He threw his keys on the counter, dropping his bag to the floor.

“Well did you tell her about the one near the old clocktower? I’m sure she loved that.”

“Sam, she wasn’t asking about nightly walks and talking to ghosts. She made some not so subtle hints about what she liked to do there.” He could hear Sam wince through the phone.

“Eww, sorry Danny. She really seemed like someone you would click with.” He sighed as he looked through the bare cabinets.

“Not your fault, to be fair things were going great till that point. Plus most people don’t see half as much as I do in graveyards. It could have been worse.” He grinned.

“Oh yeah, what are you thinking?”

“Do you remember that guy from the protest you set me up with awhile back?”

“You mean Orion? What about him? You said he tried to gas light you.” Sam almost sounded offended on behalf of her semi-cannibalistic friend.

“Oh he did more than that. He followed me home.”

“No!”

“Yep, apparently I was being stingy and he thought I owed him so he tried to steal my bike.” He laughed.

“Ugh, don’t worry I’ll be sure to pass the word on to his new partner Marcy. I guarantee he’ll regret it.” He shrugged as he ate a piece of plain bread.

“It’s whatever, at least he didn’t try to kill me.” Sam sighed.

“It was one time!”

“Oh really?” He said as he munched. “If I remember correctly it happened twice.” He could hear the sound of Sam smacking her forehead.

“The first time doesn’t count, that was an accident! Besides Valerie tried way more than I did.” She huffed.

“Yeah, I know.” He yawned, heading over to the bathroom, discarding his socks and shoes along the way. “Some how neither of you are even my worst exes to date.” Sam snorted.

“No I think that title belongs to that crazy Viking that was convinced you were going to start Ragnarok.” Danny felt a small tug at his core as he brushed his teeth.

“What can I say? She was charismatic!” He claimed after spitting into the sink.

“Yeah well Miss. Charismatic nearly talked you into a war with her brother just because he flirted with you.” The tug on his core got stronger. “Personally I would have gone with the brother.” Danny nodded as he nearly tripped walking to his bed.

“I mean, that was never in question. Regardless, I’m swearing off Vikings for the next century.” Danny began struggling to take his shirt off without setting down the phone. The tug on his core was stronger than ever, try as he might to ignore it.

“You really suck at this dating thing, I killed you twice and somehow I’m still not in your top ten-” Danny struggled to escape his stupid shirt as his core PULLED, sending him tumbling to the ground. With a groan Danny finally gave in and just pulled the stupid shirt through his body only to come face to face to someone that was distinctly NOT his bed.

He looked around,coming face to face to someone he was actively avoiding.

“Ello Phantom? How’s death going for ye.”

John Constantine, accompanied by what appeared to be some of the newer members of the Justice League.

Danny decided the best option for this would be to do his best impression of a confused, semi-hungover college student.

“Look man, I don’t know who you are, or what you want but do you have some coffee or something? I’m dying over here.”

“Yet not foolin anyone mate. Need a favor from you. Or rather your better half of you don’t mind.” John replied vaguely as he rubbed his hands together before blowing some kind of powder all over Danny.

Danny stood there flabbergasted, as a rain of dust? Covered him head to toe. He stood there for a minute before his face started to twitch as John began to chant a spell. Danny took a deep breath and-

“AACCHHOOO” John jumped back as the sneeze disrupted the dust.

“What the hell man?” He scolds as he rubbed his nose. John grunted.

“Stubborn little shit huh? Too bad we need the Phantom and he’s coming out one way or another.” Once more he began to chant, Danny however chose to ignore this fact as he took in the faces surrounding the circle. They were clearly some of the younger heroes, even a few apprentices by the looks of it. But Danny really didn’t have time for this, he had another exam tomorrow.

“Look man, I’m not sure what you’ve been smokin or how I got here but unless you’re gonna help me study for my engineering exam, then I gotta go.”

“Please wait.” Danny spun around to face the hero standing behind him, stopping him before he even started to leave. The handsome hero stood tall, clearly he was the leader of this group, which begged the question of-

“Why? What you guys possibly want from me?”

“Allow me to explain. I am Kaldur’ahm, though I am also known as Aquaman. We are seeking the help of a spirit of hope and protection that goes by the name of Phantom. We need his help.” Danny gave the gilled hero a considering look.

“With what?” Kaldur’ahm somehow managed to stand up even straighter.

“A powerful magician by the name of Zatanna was pulled into the Infinite Realms. We need to help of Phantom so we can venture into the realms to retrieve her.” He replied with a barely noticeable sense of urgency. Danny raised a brow.

“You want to go to another dimension? With help from a ghost named Phantom? And you want my help to what? Summon him?” John scoffed, completely ignoring the glare Aquaman sent his way.

“Don’t go playin dumb mate. How exactly do you think you got here.” He pointed to the floor “ That there is a summoning circle, invoking Phantom by name. Now here’s how I figure it. Either you’ve gone and disguised yourself or you decided to take this poor sod for a joy ride.” He smirked. “So which one is it mate?” Danny glared at the Englishman.

“Whether you’re Phantom or not we need help.” Danny sighed as he looked back at the hero.

“Well what’s in it for me? You dragged me from my apartment and you want my help, give me a reason.” He announced.

“Name your price demon.” Danny rolled his eyes at the annoying sorcerer.

“Not a demon.” He paused, trying to figure out what he could ask for as the little heroes started to get nervous. He was gonna help them one way or another, ideally they would give up on him and send him back to his apartment. It would be easy enough to get a magician out of the realms. Danny took one more look around the circle before grinning.

“How about a date?” He said, looking directly at Kaldur’ahm with a grin. He laughed before he continued “Just Kidd-”

“Deal.” Danny choked on his own spit as his cheeks lit up like a Christmas tree. John shouting from the other side of the circle.

“What the bloody hell kind of request was that?!?”

“ I didn’t think he’d say yes!!!!” Danny covered his cheeks as the handsome hero smiled at him.

“A small sacrifice to help a friend, though not a difficult one.” Danny’s face turned a darker shade of red as green started to bleed into his cheeks. ‘Was this guy seriously flirting with him right now?!?’ The hero raised a single smug brow at him, tilting his head just slightly to the side.

“Do we have a deal?” Danny took a deep breath, coughing into his hand.

“Uh, yeah sure, I’ll get your friend back from the realms.” Kaldur’ahm smiled, Danny blushed. “I guess I’ll just… yeah.”

“We shall begin preparations immediately. Once Phantom arrives we should head out immediately, the less time Zatanna spends in the realms the better.” His face closing off as he got serious, Danny couldn’t deny it was cute before he realized what he said.

“Oh, yeah no, you guys aren’t going.” John practically growled causing the hairy green kid to back up.

“Like hell we aren’t! Just because you claim to be a spirit of protection doesn’t mean I trust ye.” Danny turned a steely glare on the sorcerer as he walked towards him. He made it all the way to the edge and the look of confidence he’d been sporting during this whole ordeal dropped from his face as Danny stepped over the edge of the circle.

“I don’t give two shits if you trust me! You aren’t welcome in the Realms John Constantine. Not until you get that piece of patchwork you call a soul sorted out!” He looked around at the rest of the people in the room. “Besides, it’s against the rules to bring the living into the Realms and I’d rather not have to deal with Walker today, thank you very much.” John glared.

“Look here you dead piece of sh-”

“HALF-dead thank you.” He interrupted as he started to float off the ground. “Now buzz off before I change my mind.” John looked as though he intended to reply when Kaldur’ahm stopped him.

“Enough Constantine, we need his help. For Zatanna.” The British asshole grumbled to himself as he scurried off to the side. Danny stepped back on the ground, making his way over to the Atlantean.

“Hey Kaldur’ahm, before I get your friend, you don’t actually have to go on a date with me.” He looked away as he rubbed the back of his neck. “I was gonna help you anyway, I just wanted to get under Johnny boy’s skin.” He just looked at Danny with a smile.

“I thank you, however a deal is a deal, it’s too late to back out now.” Danny’s jaw dropped as the Atlantean grinned. “And please, call me Kaldur.” Danny coughed into his hand to try to force himself to talk.

“Okay… well… okay then… um…” he studdered, dying a little more inside. “I’m gonna go get your friend we can��uh… talk about the details after.” Kaldur nodded as Danny reached a hand behind him to open a portal.

“Agreed, and please be careful Phantom.” Danny paused.

“You can, you can call me Danny.” He back with a slight stutter.

“Very well Danny.” He smiled. Danny blushes as he backed up into the portal, tripping over his own two feet as he fell through. Once on the other side he quickly reached out to find the intruder in his domain. She was easy enough to find, he didn’t even bother transforming. She was standing on an unclaimed floating island only a few miles from where he opened the portal.

Armed with the knowledge that she regularly worked with superheroes he thought it would be best to announce his presence before he surprised her.

“You wouldn’t happen to be a magician by the name of Zatanna would you?” The fierce woman turned, her wand posed, ready to send a flurry of spells at a moments notice.

“And if I am?” Danny smiled.

“A friend of yours asked me to come get you.” She looked at him suspiciously.

“And which friend would that be?”

“A cute Atlantian with a killer sense of humor, named Kaldur.” She raised an eyebrow at that.

“I’ve never heard him described as having a sense of humor.” Danny chuckled.

“Yeah, I told him I’d come get you in exchange for a date. He didn’t even hesitate. Like he’d actually wanna go on a date with a ghost!” He replied with a laugh. Zatanna however did not join in and instead looked Danny up and down before looking him dead in the eyes. She grinned.

“Gotta say I can’t exactly blame him. It’s not often he gets asked out by handsome shirtless men.” Danny squinted at her confused before looking down. His eyes went wide as he realized he hadn’t been wearing a shirt the whole time!

[dimension20npcofalltime]

Round 1C - Bracket Two [Dimension 20 NPC of All Time]

Esther Sinclair vs The Cubbys

Propaganda under the cut (Contains major spoilers for The Unsleeping City and Fantasy High Freshman Year)

Esther Sinclair - She/her

Campaign: The Unsleeping City

Who is she?

Esther Sinclair is the Proctor of the Clinton Hill Chantry and the Chairwoman of the Gramercy Occult Society. She is a very powerful wizard and the daughter of Gabriela Sinclair, one of the Furies of Tompkins Square Park.

Why is she the NPC of All Time?

Protected her heart from ever being close with people so she'd never be hurt! Very sad! Bags the absolute babe that is Ricky Matsui after breaking her families curse! Amazing!

Cool punk wizard. Her spell focus is a baseball bat. Need I say more.

The Cubbys

Campaign: Fantasy High

Who are they?

The Cubbys are a family of openly political halflings that help the Bad Kids after their encounter with Johnny Spells.

Why are they the NPCs of All Time?

Anarcho socialists, say ACAB, broke the bad kids out of jail, physically cannot stop slaying.

[high-school-lit-tournament]

High School Lit Tournament Round 2B

The Outsiders: The Outsiders is about two weeks in the life of a 14-year-old boy. The novel tells the story of Ponyboy Curtis and his struggles with right and wrong in a society in which he believes that he is an outsider. According to Ponyboy, there are two kinds of people in the world: greasers and socs. A soc (short for "social") has money, can get away with just about anything, and has an attitude longer than a limousine. A greaser, on the other hand, always lives on the outside and needs to watch his back. Ponyboy is a greaser, and he's always been proud of it, even willing to rumble against a gang of socs for the sake of his fellow greasers--until one terrible night when his friend Johnny kills a soc. The murder gets under Ponyboy's skin, causing his bifurcated world to crumble and teaching him that pain feels the same whether a soc or a greaser.

The Crucible: "I believe that the reader will discover here the essential nature of one of the strangest and most awful chapters in human history," Arthur Miller wrote of his classic play about the witch-hunts and trials in seventeenth-century Salem, Massachusetts. Based on historical people and real events, Miller's drama is a searing portrait of a community engulfed by hysteria. In the rigid theocracy of Salem, rumors that women are practicing witchcraft galvanize the town's most basic fears and suspicions; and when a young girl accuses Elizabeth Proctor of being a witch, self-righteous church leaders and townspeople insist that Elizabeth be brought to trial. The ruthlessness of the prosecutors and the eagerness of neighbor to testify against neighbor brilliantly illuminates the destructive power of socially sanctioned violence.

[illusivesoul]

Music Tag Game

Was tagged by @vorchagirl and @defaultjane Thank you :) I'll tag @imakemywings @corpocyborg @mxanigel and @t0tentanz Only if you feel like doing this, of course.

List 2 songs or a playlist that represent your OCs or characters who you love - and don't forget to tag some other people so they can have fun!

I have too many playlists for everything, so here are 2 songs for my fav Da character, Leliana, and my canon Shep

Answers under the cut.

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Leliana

I Am Not A Woman, I'm a God - Halsey

Maybe I could be a better human with a new name

Yeah, I'm better all alone

Look, I am not a woman, I'm a god

I am not a martyr, I'm a problem

I am not a legend, I'm a fraud

So keep your heart 'cause I already got one

The Breaks - Sarah Proctor

I could be lost here forever

If I didn't have my faith

And if I don't keep it together

I'll never take a breath again

But I see hope in the shallows

In the rush of blood in my veins

And if I go down with the devil

Well, that would be my mistake

Katerina 'Katya' Shepard

Numbers - Daughter

Chemically enlaced faces

Blackout nights in tight spaces

We'll feel distant embraces

Scratching hands 'round my waist, yeah

I'll wash my mouth, but still taste you

I feel numb

I feel numb in this kingdom

God's Gonna Cut You Down - Johnny Cash

Well, you may throw your rock, hide your hand

Workin' in the dark against your fellow man

But as sure as God made black and white

What's down in the dark will be brought to the light

Go tell that long tongue liar, Go and tell that midnight rider

Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter

Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down

[monkeyssalad-blog]

Vintage STEM Ad 578 - Proctor and Gamble - 1952 by Johnny El-Rady Via Flickr: TIME Magazine, July 28, 1952

[simgrump]

❦ Founder Household, Day Six ❦

❧ PROXIMITY - - - - -

     Robyn tried her best, but she couldn’t stop herself from cussing when the test seemed to freeze up on, making panic rush through her that she might accidentally get a poor grade because of a computer error. She let out a whine, forgetting for a moment that the proctor was there until she heard his voice call out to her. 

“Having trouble?” he asked. 

She jumped slightly, looking over her shoulder at him, sheepishly. “I, uh, I think it froze.” 

“Ah,” he said, smiling as he stood up. She sighed, hating that she had bothered him, but he came over to her, leaning over her shoulder to try and get the page moving again for her exam. She was intent at watching what he was doing, but there was a moment when she realized just how close he was. Cologne wafting off of him and filling her nostrils. She was suddenly extremely aware of the proximity and had to bite her lip to keep from saying anything. She was a married woman and it concerned her just how distracting the man was. She’d never cheat on Johnny. Not ever. What the hell was wrong with her? 

Gen One || Legacy Page

[brine-in-my-eyes]

remind me again to draw this

Charles Rebelivin: Captain.... Am I ugly...?

Captain Bailfalse: What! Nonsense! I'm looking at you right now and you are the most beautiful boy in the world :)

Johnny Proctor: Father am I ugly

Hershell Proctor: Very much

[battlechicken]

I can make it even scarier for you: this is in public schools. I was raised by two incredibly evangelical parents, and in middle school, scared of the information they were being fed about Common Core being implemented (which my dad explained in this way: "If Little Johnny says 2+2=5, we have to tell him that's okay because we don't want to hurt Little Johnny's self-esteem"), they pulled me out of public school for homeschool.

I don't know if things have changed since I was homeschooled (it was almost 30 years ago), but at the time as long as I was taking standardized tests given by certified proctors, the curriculum could be anything. My curriculum was A Beka Book, made specifically by and for evangelical Christians. When I tell you that the things I learned in Social Studies and Science were things I had to actively unlearn--we spent an entire chapter talking about the Fertile Crescent (great!) and about why the Garden of Eden probably existed there (>.<). We read about Noah's Ark and the "proof" for its existence as well as the evidence for Creationism.

I wrote a paper about the Pilgrims, and yes, it was 100% about how they were victims of European religious persecution, that they bravely came to the new world to worship in peace and (get this) they are the reason we have religious freedom in the United States. That they set the standard that would become the basis for our entire country's very existence: a place where people (read: Christians) could worship without persecution.

Oh yeah, and we learned that Manifest Destiny was an amazing way in which God's will was done so that we could explore and spread across the country, and the way Native Americans were treated in this process was minimized. It was framed in a way that celebrated missionaries to Native Americans and any harm that was caused them was more like an unfortunate circumstance of a necessary process.

Worse, there was a curriculum my parents chose not to use (Bob Jones University) because it was "too much" even for them, so there's that.

So yeah, if you think public school Social Studies is jaw-dropping, the things kids are learning in Christan-based homeschooling are extreme.

Note: not every person who homeschools teaches their kids these curricula. There are secular homeschools and online homeschools, as well (there are also parents who just teach their kids whatever they want--yikes). Don't vilify every homeschooler until you find out what they're teaching.

[naturecoaster]

10th Anniversary Celebration and Fundraiser for Florida Wildlife Corridor Foundation!

Let's gather to celebrate 10 years of NatureCoaster.com and enjoy a beautiful day on the Upicktopia Farm from 2-9 pm on April 6, 2024. Proceeds will benefit the Florida Wildlife Corridor Foundation while we enjoy art, food, wine, and music in a rural, relaxing setting. Get your VIP All-Inclusive tickets and join all the fun and food - or go a la carte to meet your schedule!   Let's Make Art Together Join us for a painting party under the pavilion as the first part of our NatureCoaster.com 10th Anniversary Celebration from 2-4 pm where we will be led in creating our own Nature Coast painting to support the Florida Wildlife Corridor Foundation by Autum Proctor of Traveling Art Parties. Autum has created a one-of-a-kind painting to support the Corridor's work and celebrate 10 years of NatureCoaster.com connecting people to the best of Florida's Nature Coast. A donation of $25 and an RSVP is requested to join the paint party. This is recommended to be an adult activity and has limited availability. An original painting, in the style of the Highwaymen, created by Autum Proctor of Traveling Art Parties will be part of the fundraising fun! Image by Autum Proctor.     We will have outdoor games, like cornhole and Giant Jenga, hula hoops, and more for attendees of the NatureCoaster.com 10th Anniversary Celebration while the painting is going on. Do you prefer to pick fresh berries and vegetables on the farm? Get out there and pick strawberries and veggies to your heart's content. All you have to pay for is what you pick. Live Blues and Dancing with Sarasota Slim Band At 4 or so during the NatureCoaster.com 10th Anniversary Celebration, we will enjoy the amazing blues music of the Sarasota Slim Band until 6 pm, with an open dance floor under the pavilion roof, or maybe you prefer boogying out in the fields. Sarasota Slim began playing the blues in the 1970s, with international fame in the 1990s when he made several records (CDs) for the Appaloosa Label in Italy and toured throughout Europe and the southeastern U.S. Sarasota Slim band will be entertaining guests with their incredible musicianship and engaging showmanship. He is a Florida native with a love for people, the blues, and the beauty of natural Florida. His musical influences vary wildly from current Latin pop to the old-school blues greats.  While playing with local bluesmen James and Lucky Peterson, Slim had the door opened to many opening act opportunities – including Bobby Blue Bland, Little Milton, Gatemouth Brown, Etta James, Koko Taylor, Johnny Winter and Gregg Allman. Diane Bedard, Florida's Original NatureCoaster, is proud to call Gene Hardage a friend and is grateful to have his band celebrate her business's 10th anniversary. Food and Drink are Available Onsite during the NatureCoaster.com 10th Anniversary Celebration Stop into Suzy's Kitchen or the Masaryk Winery onsite for great food and wine. Masaryk Winery offers free wine tastings to guests and Suzy’s Kitchen creates food crafted from fresh-grown produce from the farm (don't skip dessert). Both are available any time during the event! See the Florida Wildlife Corridor's Latest Documentary Film and Find out More with a Panel Q & A At 6:30, we will learn more about the Florida Wildlife Corridor and see the latest short documentary film, O2O: Path to Connection, followed by a panel Q&A. The 2023 expedition featured three veterans from three branches of the military who undertook a 57-mile exploration of the Florida Wildlife Corridor from the Ocala to the Osceola National Forests. The core of the Expedition involved a 4-day journey which included paddling a section of the Ocklawaha River as well as biking/hiking segments through the Florida National Scenic Trail. The Expedition highlights the health and wellness opportunities of the Corridor as well as the importance of working lands, state lands, and military installations to statewide connectivity. ⁠ Then we will learn more about how we can help establish and protect the Florida Wildlife Corridor and wrap things up with a song and a prayer. VIP Tickets Support the Florida Wildlife Corridor Foundation and include the Paint Party, Food, Drink, and More There will be a Silent Auction to benefit the Corridor Foundation at the NatureCoaster.com 10th Anniversary Celebration and VIP All Inclusive Tickets are available for $75 and include the paint party, music and dancing, a bbq dinner box with dessert and water, iced tea, The Florida Wildlife Corridor Foundation film, O2O: Path to Connection, Q & A Panel discussion, a festival t-shirt, and a raffle ticket to win a pontoon day or sunset cruise for up to six from the Freedom Boat Club (a $450 value). VIP All-Inclusive Tickets include a Festival T-shirt, as well as a donation to the Florida Wildlife Corridor Foundation. Image by Diane Bedard. $10 General Admission Donations include outdoor games, live music by the Sarasota Slim Band, and a donation to the Florida Wildlife Corridor Foundation. Food and drink are available for purchase at the event.   $5 raffle tickets will be sold onsite for the Pontoon Cruise donated by the Freedom Boat Club. You do not have to be present to win.   Read the full article

[griefbringers]

just for funsies i've been thinking about Endless Alignments (TM)... obviously the griefbringer is aligned with Dream and that's that, but. i think it's tasty to think about how much they might have been touched by other Endless whilst in the Waking, so here goes.

johnny: Destruction (the creation of new things; constant change; the acceptance that things change and things pass and there will always be new things to discover) graves: Death (self explanatory, really, but the loss of others; the constant awareness that mortals die and you do not) mykonos: Desire (because hasn't everyone who ever claimed to love or want them hurt them? desire is cruel by nature: mykonos is caught in the cycle of it, of being wanted and hurt and wanted and hurt) proximity: Delirium (paranoia and the inability to trust your perceptions: do you know where you are? which city are you? do you even remember?) cassette: Dream (all fantasy, all imagination. idk what else to say about this one because cassette is not very fleshed out) proctor: Destruction (ruining everything you touch because you just can't help it; encouraging others to do the same) nothing man: Despair (despair.)

[johntest]

Okay well I might as well release the list now I guess. In no particular order, our contestants are:

Johnny Appleseed

Jon Arbuckle

Jonathan Archer

John Bender

Johnny Bravo

Jonathan Byers

Johnny C. (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac)

Johnny Cade

Jonathan Carnahan (The Mummy (1999))

John Connor (The Terminator)

John Constantine

Blaine "John Deaux" DeBeers (iZombie)

John Dillermand

John Doe (Batman: The Enemy Within)

John Doe (Malevolent Podcast)

John Doe (Roblox)

John Doggett

John Dough (John Dough and the Cherub)

Don Juan (The Trickster of Seville and the Stone Guest)

Jonny D’ville

John Egbert

Johnny English

John Freeman (Half-Life: Full Life Consequences)

Johnny Frost (iZombie)

John Gaius

Johnny Ghost & Johnny Toast

Johnny Grillo (The Four of Them)

John O. Guardian (The Vampire Dies In No Time)

John Hammond

Jonathan Harker

Jack Harkness

J. Jonah Jameson

Johnny Joestar

Johnathan Joestar

John Keating

Johnathon Kingsley (ROSE, Sorta Crashing)

John "Jack" Arjuna Korrapati

John Kramer

Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

Little John (Robin Hood)

Jonathan U. Loughran

John Marston

John McClane

"Trapper" John McIntyre

"Father" John Patrick Francis Mulcahy

Jonathan Morris

John Watson (BBC Sherlock)

John Watson (any other rendition of Sherlock Holmes)

John Wick

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (Song)

John 'Jack' Seward

John Shadow & Shaun (Shadows House)

Commander John Shepard

Jonathan Sims

John Smith (Doctor Who)

Jon Snow

John Stalvern (DOOM: Repercussions of Evil)

Jonathan Strange

Johnny Test

John (The Adventure Zone: Balance)

John Thomas Ward

John Peters (Welcome to Night Vale)

Prince John (Robin Hood (1973))

John Proctor (The Crucible)

John Winchester

Johnny 13

[officious-seeing-eye-bitch]

"We are the daughters of witches you couldn't burn" no, you're in the crowd yelling for her to be burned