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thecaptainoutoftime · 2 years ago

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“Has the boy ever run away from home?” “No.” “Has he ever been in a situation where's been on his own?” *Kate shakes her head. Peter gives her a look* “As a matter of fact, this has happened before. It's become sort of a McCallister family travel tradition.” “Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage.” *They both laugh, and knock on the wooden desk* *Officer Bennett does not laugh* “He was left at home, by accident, last year.” “That's what my wife meant when she said this has become a McCallister family travel tradition.”

Happy 30th Anniversary to Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

November 20th 1992-November 20th 2022

#Home Alone #Home Alone 2: Lost in New York #Home Alone 2 #Home Alone 2 Lost In New York #Macaulay Culkin #Joe Pesci #Daniel Stern #Catherine O'Hara #Tim Curry #John Herd #Chris Columbus #John Huges #Kevin McCallister

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felsicveins · 10 months ago

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Alrighty, another ex revealed! Meet Barley! I demanded that @persistenttenderness conjure up a bf for John Dory and this is who they came up with ❤️ 🐎

#ill reblog with added details later #have to consult #trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #trolls jd #jd trolls #john dory #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #brozone #man .. it really is just him huh #like okay i dont think its likely he spent all 20 years in isolation so maybe .. he was wandering across lonesome flats #and maybe there was a cowboy herding some of those wack buffalo #and maybe they got to chatting #the full story will come later ; )#dw trolls #dreamworks trolls #concept and story by lilith design by me

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exhaustedalien · 2 years ago

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#can't herd...can't swim...can't lets go party #john marston #rdr2 #rdr

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synthwavecryptid · 2 months ago

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Bunverse peepaw, more like Haresea

/I am booed off the app

#art crimes with koko #bnuny…..#one of the few hares in a herd of rabbits #John is also a hare but not his by blood like Arthur #and Arthur is only half hare #I know he’s doing wack hare shit like staring into the distance saying the trees are quiet because the rocks are listening

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swifty-fox · 1 month ago

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last line tag

tagged by @c-goldthorn and @whirlpool-blogs thankyou loveliessss

have some Halloween Fic!!

One night, a small posse of cattle-thieves try their luck with his herd. They come from seemingly nowhere, crept up from the tangled maze of the nearby canyons, yellow-teethed and bristling for a fight. The bandits race about on the dark on their fleet-footed horses, attempting to cut off a section of the herd, and John draws his pistol with the intent to kill.

ZigZag is marvelous, turning on a dime and refusing to spook at the shouts or the sharp ping of bullets against sandstone. Her body heaves beneath him, and when John’s body kicks back with the force f hot lead burrowing into the meat of his shoulder, she hardly falters.

John howls, then bites his tongue against further betrayal of his wound, and shoots the offending man dead.

Two wide brimmed hats are vanishing over the rise, five or so panicked cattle ringed between them and John curses, turns ZigZag round with his knees and takes aim.

Another shot rings out.

His horse screams, high-pitched and shrill, losing her footing and they both go down hard.

John ducks his head, tucks his limbs in tight and prays.

Dust, then blood fills his mouth, the breath diving from his body. He’s rising before the pain can paralyze him, Zag pushing up as well with flailing sharp hooves that scrabble for purchase. There’s no time to check her, but she’s up and moving and he limps to her saddlebags to pull his second revolver as hoofbeats surround him.

This is it, he thinks as he checks the bullets in the chamber with blood streaked hands, reloads both. His hands do not shake.

This is it.

His wrist throbs.

tagging @reallylilyreally @skyyguy @joeyalohadream @rambleonwaywardson @irregularcollapse @galetops

#swiftywrites #i followed fires #mota halloween fic 2024 #mota #masters of the air #john egan #op does not know shit abt cattle-herding

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arthur-morgans-last-journal · 4 months ago

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I've been doing a second playthrough of RDR2 while I finish up my first playthrough of RDR. Arthur bitching at John about not being able to herd is so funny in "The Sheep and the Goats" because twelve years and a whole ass farm later the man still doesn't know. RIP Bonnie McFarlane you were very kind to this rat of a man (affectionate).

Then John does the same thing to his kid at the very end when they run the herd. John herds from the back while Jack leads and John promises to teach him someday but someday never comes because John is killed

#Arthur you can't just tell your brother to go be a farmer #he's got the spirit but he ain't got skills #teach him my guy teach him #god the older brother core of “guess I better do this so you don't fuck it up” and then complain about him the entire way #also what con were you running where you learned how to herd lmao #arthur morgan #john marston #bonnie mcfarlane #rdr #rdr2 #the sheep and the goats #rdr2 spoilers #rdr spoilers

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toffoliravioli · 2 years ago

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“Our #NJDevils Girls Learn to Play participants are kicking off tonight's Gender Equality Night celebrations!”

#actually gonna yell #THE GIRL NEXT TO DOUGIE LOOKS SO TINY 🥺🥺🥺#screaming!!!#timo got a whole herd of children omg #and bb I too look at bastian with that much love #new jersey devils #dougie hamilton #timo meier #nathan bastian #nico hischier #jesper bratt #john marino #jesper boqvist #vitek vanecek

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chobit92 · 7 months ago

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Me: Okay Jake whatever you say…

Jacob: You know I’m right.

Me: Yes but…Can’t you just be normal for once? Just sit with me and have a drink. We could have a nice walk around the mountains. No talking about culling the damn herd either.

Jacob: I have things to do.

Me: Not now you don’t. We are going for a walk.

Jacob: No.

Me: Yes. I’m outside.

Jacob: 😑

Me: ☺️

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nerds-yearbook · 6 months ago

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The last episode of the original run of Quantum Leap aired on May 5, 1993. Almost everyone in the episode appeared in previous episodes or reference previously mentioned characters. In theory, Sam lept into himself in August 8, 1953 in a mining town, but it appeared he had actually lept into some kind of limbo possibly meeting God. It was implied that Sam was the one controlling his leaps. Sam went on to alter Al's life. A title card at the end revealed that Sam never returned home again. ("Mirror Image", Quantum Leap, TV Event)

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yifftwiceplz · 9 months ago

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man how many boring johns are there i cant keep track of this shit anymore

#i should tell my john hes missing from his herd

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johnschneiderblog · 3 months ago

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Where'd she go?

I caught a fleeting glimpse of these triplets in early June, when they were still teetering on wobbly legs. They declined to pose for a photo then and have been notoriously camera-shy ever since.

They showed up in our backyard with their mother Saturday afternoon, but stayed too far apart from each other for a family portrait ... until Mom disappeared into the brush and her fawns gathered to investigate.

Even in southern Michigan, where winters are relatively mild and food is abundant, triplet fawns are pretty rare. Only about 5 percent of the does in healthy Midwest herds bear triplets.

#John Schneider #triplet fawns #relatively rare #healthy herd #camera-shy

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softtidesworld · 7 months ago

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I don't have any WIPs so I'll just ask you about yours lol. what's goin on in the FC5 prequel one 👀

aww thanks for asking!!!💞 so excited to share and yap

it’s called cherry waves (or whatever else i may call it in the future), which is an au where instead of burning down the barn/beating up their foster parents jacob takes joseph and john and runs away, which results in jacob never going to juvie, the seed bros never get separated, and jacob possibly never even enlists in the military (but he still finna be a kickass teenager). i’m still working out the kinks, including the time period (their timeline is wacky asf as it is!) so probably mid/late-80s? early-ish 90s?

also— joseph still becomes a cult leader surprise surprise 🙃 but it’s kinda like a children of the corn type thing?? he’d still be young, like around eleven or twelve. just a baby faced cult megalomaniac <3 gathering people for the end of the world, killing people, and jacob having absolutely none of that shit. john would be a wee bab but still has an effect on the story.

i will possibly introduce other fc5 characters, but considering the timeline, i’m kinda iffy about it. plus i don’t know if the story would take place in georgia, or in hope county. maybe joseph intentionally leads jacob to hope county so he can build his cult, and not just to seek safe haven from abuse and neglect??? maybe he’s more manipulative here because he’s just a kiddo and nobody expects a kiddo to supposedly talk to god about nuclear warfare and killing people??? he’s just using jacob to get him to where he needs to be like in canon???

what an asshole kid, honestly.

#jacob would be significantly less cult oriented bc no war trauma/less culling the herd type shit #him and joseph would become advisaries quick #jacob would just hate people fr. he’ll just glare at you then leave. maybe throw hands if provoked #but he definitely goes thru his little healing era in the midst of it all #learning to be gentle #learning that being a protector isn’t his only life purpose #learning that it’s okay to be weak sometimes #not exactly a traditional heroine but… he’s gonna be just fine :)#far cry 5 au #jacob seed #joseph seed #john seed #idk if faith would be here😭 maybe i’ll make up some random woman to fill her role

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spockvarietyhour · 9 months ago

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V: The Final Battle (1984)

#V The Final Battle #Diana #Jane Badler #Commander John #Richard Herd

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exhaustedalien · 11 months ago

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"save me john marston...save me...john marston" I say over and over again knowing something horrible happened to every single person he's ever tried to help

#can't herd can't swim can't positively impact peoples lives #john marston

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marc--chilton · 2 months ago

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i can imagine that house would want his daughter to know her grandma. but does house ever let john near giselle? does wilson know about all that john has done?

good question! i only actually just started figuring out a better timeline for when giselle's born and settled on a post-birthmarks point and just sort of futz with canon after that point. so giselle doesn't ever meet john, but given how stressed house gets when his dad gets brought up, she pieces some stuff together and finds she's not exactly heartbroken to not know him. she has a nice relationship with granny blythe though her shortcomings as a beta who doesn't have strong instincts can ring pretty loud sometimes -- she hasn't changed since house was a kid in that way, so it's sort of a raw spot all around.

i'm gonna be so fr right now. i feel like whenever house opens up about like his childhood or trauma or what have you he like barely gets any comfort and i'm a little mad about it! so i take advantage of having a bad memory and trick myself into thinking over the course of the 'birthmarks' trip wilson ended up garnering a lot of reluctant sympathy for house bc he was genuinely so pitiful trying to convince wilson to let him off the hook by explaining a little of how awful john was to him. the stuff house has hinted before but wilson had just chalked it up to that just being john drawing on military knowledge for discipline (which. isn't entirely wrong i guess. but it was very much abuse too)

BUT

if john WERE still alive. oughh. blythe would want to visit immediately after giselle's birth and she'd drag john with her despite knowing how poorly john and house get along. she doesn't even consider the danger -- actual danger, real harm -- that could ensue if house doesn't want to see his dad. haywire hormones and high instinctual drive to protect his newborn pup could very well lead to a physical altercation that even if house won would still hurt him terribly.

and even with the lax attitude wilson holds for the father-son relationship, he too would get set off rejecting john's presence through sympathetic response to house's own distress on seeing him. bc like granted everything's running high in that timeframe, but now he's a parent too, and he just thinks on what house has told him in varying degrees of detail john's forms of punishment for minor infractions, and how when his dad's around, house's entire demeanor changes to uncharacteristically demure, polite, with a wariness that comes from experience.....

what's really sick is how john can just huff at house once as a warning if he starts acting up and house would heel with a flinch. he does it once when house had seen john reach for giselle while blythe was holding her. house's growling dies instantly (fearful, but mostly just resentful) but wilson's cranks up and he finally physically escorts john out of the room, who goes semi-willingly because frankly the whole thing just reminds him that his son's an omega so he didn't exactly love to be there either, he just came because blythe wanted him to.

#asks #mayormeena #mgv #house mgv #i be having THOUGHTS rn god #blythe holds a lot of like willful ignorance/neglect at play wrt the john-greg conflict #some things can be brushed off some are 'forgotten' sometimes she says they did the >#best they could when it came to raising a pup like house #and while she and house have gotten into whispered spats about it #he still seeks comfort in her bc she still hugs him and tells him that she loves him and understands a scant >#few of his many many quirks (which is still more than some people care to)#and that's much more than he ever got from john #house loves him mom at least but she still stresses him out immensely #while he's on bedrest wilson has to do a lot of visitor herding as you might be able to imagine #which is fine bc that's generally what new alpha dads do anyway. lots of 'territory guarding' behavior

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rxdhairxdsirxns · 5 months ago

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👀 { For uhhhh yes LMFAO- }

HOW MUCH? || ACCEPTING || @general-kalani

JOSEPH

----- "WAS I not obvious enough in my actions?"

JOHN

----- "DO I really need to say more?"

JACOB

----- SHE'S still kinda mad at him. And herself for loving such a stubborn asshole.

#siren's song [ANSWERS]#The Voice [Far Cry 5 Verse]#oh! bold and brave [ JOHN SEED ]#eyes in the sky‚ heart on the ground [ J/T ]#he's the shepherd‚ and i‚ one of the flock [ JOSEPH SEED ]#culler of the herd [ JACOB SEED ]#rifles by our sides [ J/T ]

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