#Joey x Kristof

[maycanady]

It’s getting awfully close to dinnertime.

ABIGAIL (2024) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett

[killyspinacoladas]

Anyone else losing it over the difference in their hand sizes or is it just me?

[maria-and-aguilars-codex-1492]

Okay but the TENSION between Joey and Kristof Lazaar is not talked about enough! I need more fanfics! Head canons! A crumb!!!

[internetmisfitsworld]

I watched Abigail a few days ago. And it's already been a while since the movie came out.

Soo.. am I the only one that ships Joey & Lazar? Like deadass, I have yet seen anyone talk about them??

I was going crazy for THAT scene 😭

-There was a brief moment where she looked captivated by him when he kissed her hand.

- The way he looks at her when he went to kiss her hand.

- The eye contact!!

- The size difference of their hands!! man's got BIG hands (matthew is 6'2 yall)

- I just know Lazar lowkey was a bit jealous of Joey and Abigail's bond.

- Judging from her stance, Abigail was ready to throw hands with her own father to protect Joey.

- So yeah, he was shooked by this revelation and so, him kissing Joey's hand was probably a sign of respect and appreciation for her kindness towards his daughter.

Mostly respect, though. She did, for a moment, almost turned his own daughter against him. Judging from his reaction, this probably never happened before. I definitely see him changing his ways and starts being with Abigail more often.

Anyway, so yeah, Lazar and Joey have so many potential storylines. I could see Lazar grew curious and maybe even a sense of.. longing. He wanted to know about her more.

- It could be Lazar starting to care for Joey through discreetly supporting her financially. Maybe he pays for her meds, her son's school, etc.

-It could be Lazar offering her a job within his empire.

-It could be about Abigail missing Joey one day. And Abigail's birthday is coming soon. So Lazar, being a dad that he is, invites Joey to the party.

Plisss yall anyone with a writing skill of a god, pliss write something about these two 😭 I'm losing my mind.

[writing-rat]

Cooking in Session

Pairings: Joey x Sammy

Content: Abigail Spoilersish, Fluff, Cooking lessons, mentions of drug use

Summary: Since Joey has a job has a school nurse now, she can't let Sammy not know how to cook. She needs to learn how to make lunch after all.

WC: 885

It had been a week since Sammy and Joey left the mansion. With Joey helping to kill Frank, Abigail promised to help a knocked-out vampire Sammy that Joey had managed to knock out and tie up. Kristof Lazar and Abigail had helped her out and Sammy was happy to be back to herself, Abigail promising she was saved. Safe to say Sammy wasn’t the same mentally, but she was trying. Currently, the 2 girls lived together while Caleb was also with them. He was currently in high school while Sammy was working at a company, looking at the data she was sent. She was a coder now and not a hacker unless needed to see if she could crack security systems. She was using her skills for good now. Joey meanwhile managed to make it as a school nurse and she was happy about that. She was currently using a holiday day after all as she wanted to teach Sammy cooking. She saw how she had eaten the entire week for lunch after all. She only had plain noodles and pasta.

“Sammy, are you on lunch break?” Joey asked. 

“Yeah babe, I am. Why?” she asked. 

“I am going to help you make a sauce for your pasta so you don’t have it plain when I am at work,” Joey explained. Sammy widened her eyes before she smiled, the same smile for when she was being figured out by Joey.

“You are the best,” she spoke. Joey shrugged. 

“I want my lover to be healthy,” she explained and Sammy nodded as she was quick to go into the kitchen with Joey. Sammy was excited. Joey meanwhile got a can of chopped tomatoes, peppers, tomato paste, ketchup, onions and different herbs out. “Those are onions,” Sammy spoke confidently. “I learnt the difference between garlic and onions,” she added. Joey snickered. 

“I’m glad,” she spoke and kissed Sammy’s cheek. She was happy they could joke about that at least.

“First, chopping onions,” Joey instructed. She showed Sammy how to hold the knife and chop them before she let Sammy take a go at it. Sammy was happy as she was doing it all before she looked at Joey when she finished. She wanted the praise that she knew Joey would give her. 

“How did I do?” she asked just to make sure she got it. 

“You did well mi amor,” Joey responded with a smile. “You could quicken up but it takes time to learn,” she added. Sammy nodded as Joey grabbed a red pepper. She once again taught her how to cut it and Sammy did as told, no injuries happening. She was also praised once again and it made her excited. 

“Now that these ingredients are cut, we put in the onions first,” she spoke, letting Sammy scrape them in. Sammy nodded as she was listening, choosing the pasta she wanted as Joey was admiring Sammy a bit. She was wearing some of Joey’s sweatpants and one of her tank tops. It was a hot day after all. Joey meanwhile was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, her scars from her old drug use being shown, and a pair of shorts. She was more confident showing them around Sammy and Caleb now, Caleb was happy to be with his mom rather than his fuck up of a father. Soon the onions were done, and Sammy put the peppers in under her lover’s command. She was being good as Joey was hoping she would memorise this. She was sure she would though if she could remember code. 

After 30 minutes, the sauce was done and was simmering as Joey and Sammy were getting something to drink. Joey got some water while Sammy got some Dr Pepper and was sitting on the counter. “Thank you for this,” Sammy thanked, looking at Joey genuinely with a soft smile. 

“It’s no problem mi vida. I am happy to teach you anything and I know you have had a hard childhood so I am happy to show you new things you need to learn,” she spoke. Sammy was happy. She felt loved. Soon enough the sauce and pasta were done and she got 2 plates ready for them. She let Sammy choose how much she wanted first. Sammy meanwhile made it even and Joey chuckled. She was happy to see how compassionate her lover was. The 2 girls soon sat down. 

“You know… it’s weird how we still call each other our undercover names,” Sammy teased. Joey widened her eyes then laughed and was nodding. 

“Agreed. Why don’t we use it when one of us is in trouble? Like if you made a mess in our room,” Joey teased. Sammy nodded excitedly. 

“Yeah! So… Ana, want to go on a date soon?” Jessica asked. 

“Yeah, I would love that Jess,” Ana spoke with a smile, then both proceeded to laugh. They were just happy. That was when Jess took a bite of her food and she widened her eyes. 

“Holy shit, this tastes so good. Fuck your school nurse job, become a chef,” Jess praised. 

“Thanks, but I don’t think I have that much skill,” Ana chuckled as she was eating. Sammy just smiled. She was sure she did, but she wouldn’t push her. For now, she would enjoy the food.

[proyecto-gaia]

● A

Alyssa Sutherland. 

Alexander Ludwig.  

Alfie Allen.

Arnas Fedaraviciua

● B

Ben Barnes 

Bradley James

Brenton Thwaites

Ben Schnetzer

● C

Charlize Theron. 

Christian Hilborg. 

Chris Hemsworth 

Chris Pine 

Caitlin Stacey   

● D

Daisy Ridley.

Daniel Sharman

● E

Estella Daniels.

Elle Fanning.

● F

Finn Jones

● G

Gemma Chan 

Gregg Chillin.  

Gong Li 

Gugu Mbatha-Raw.  

● H

Holliday Grainger. 

Hritrik Roshan.

Hera Hilmar

● I

● J

Jaqueline Fernandez. 

Jude Law. 

Jason Momoa. 

Jamie Campbell Bower   

Joey Batey. 

Jessica Parker-Kennedy.   

Jordan Patrick Smith.

Ju Jingyi.

● K

Katrina Kaif. 

Kristofer Hivju. 

Katheryn Winnick.

● L

Lena Headey. 

Lotte Verbeek 

Luke Evans

● M

Mahesh Jadu 

Matthew Macfadyen    

Medalion Rahimi

Matteo Martari

● N

Naomi Scott.

● Ñ

● O

● P

Peter Mensah. 

● Q

● R

Renee Zellweger.

● S

Sophie Turner 

Sonam Kapoor 

Sam Heughan.  

Synnøve Karlsen  

● T

Timothy Omundson. 

Tom Wlaschiha.

Tom Riley

Toby Regbo

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● W

● X

● Y

● Z

Zethu Diomo.

Zhu Zhu

Zhang Bin Bin.

[killyspinacoladas]

Okay but where are the Joey/Lazaar fics? I need them.