#Joey Shithead

[napunk-history]

Joe Shithead (D.O.A.)

[spilladabalia]

Jello Biafra with D.O.A. - We Gotta Get Out Of This Place

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

BECAUSE THE "MAD MAX" SAGA ALWAYS DID HAVE HARDCORE PUNK CRED -- HERE'S THE PROOF.

NOTE: I understand "Furiosa" finally came out today, which is also pretty kool. And so the "Mad Max" saga lives on over 40 years later.

PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on D.O.A.’s Joe Keithley, a.k.a., "Joey Shithead," rhythm guitarist/vocalist of Vancouver hardcore punk band D.O.A. (alongside an overjoyed fan), unknown venue, c. early '80s. 📸: Dina Douglass.

"D.O.A.'s Joey Shithead (Joey Keithley) currently serves as a city councilor in Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada. I don’t remember where I shot this, but the guy who jumped on stage looks ecstatic."

-- DINA DOUGLASS (@dinadouglasspunkphotography)

Source: www.picuki.com/media/3351526617339250996.

[rottingraisins]

Elle a chaud au cul (+ a funny)

[alternativeproject]

Hey big guy the suns getting real low

[ender-of-the-sender]

Chat, I'm coming out as an Ezekiel fan. The way Joey plays him- Im so sorry but like ?!! You give me another hateable shithead character thats also just a little guy and expect me to act normally?

No. Fuck that.

Joey had NO RIGHT to play that fucking bird. How dare he.

AND WHEN HE FALLS IN THE WOOD CHIPPER AND JOEY PULLS THIS SHIT ??? I screamed.

Fucking look at the SPECTACULAR lightning for this stupid fucking weed bird.

Chat, I am actively screaming, crying, throwing up, throwing myself into a wood chipper- this fucking Nighthawk.

If it seems like I'm angry, it's because I am.

[smytherines]

I keep thinking about how Curt Mega (actual) said that Tadius is a Littlefinger type of character, and like... that is just going to be so. much. fun.

I mean obviously we all love the classic Curt Mega himbo character, but the idea of him playing a long-suffering bitchy manipulative shithead is kind of like the staircase swap but for a starkid show? Like yes, let this man be an entire bitch. Please. Let him be a lil passive-aggressive scheming loser who is kind of right but is a total dick about it. I love that for him.

I'm gonna defend this character to the death (unless he somehow ends up killing Joey Richter's character- in which case its on sight Tadius)

[punkrockhistory]

45 years ago today

Randy Rampage and Joey Shithead of D.O.A. at the Rock Against Racism concert June 9, 1979, Lincoln Park, Chicago

[roxyteal]

"What does everyone think about Joe 5?"

Well-Made_Account🧤 (@BILLYLĖ) I believe he has spoken to me exactly once. Quote, "Watch where you're going, dipshit". Apparently, he was the one riding that cool motorcycle. That was a long time ago, however. I doubt he remembers.

MediterraneanWaves🦈 (@DENIEDLĖ) ummm i think he works for baldina? if she lets me teach marine bio, im sure ill finally meet him!!

Dave_Oddity!🧰 (@DAVE_82) There's more than one Joe?! Why am I only learning about this now?! Is he a new resident? No?! A few years?! Oh gosh, I'm so embarrassed, I'm sorry.

Dave🪛 (@DAVE_1) Ah, yes. The fifth Joe. The only of his game type to refuse merging. His counterpart, Joey, cares about him quite a lot, despite everything that's happened as a result. … I empathize.

Viktor🎭 (@VSTROBOVSKI) I think the strangest thing is that he's sober. And he didn't even get clean here, but back in whoever's computer he was originally in. How is that possible? The world needs to know. (The world is me. I need to know.)

Gonzalo⚓ (@CAPTGONZALO) That poor kid lacked direction, honestly. I'm just glad he found a reason to keep going. What do you mean by that? That a salty sea captain away from the land 90% of the time can't keep up with current events? Oh, you're sorely mistaken.

Mohs_10!💠 (@DM_82) yeah, he's the headmistress' assistant i've seen him a few times but never talked to him he kinda looks like a rock star, it's in the hair :)

Time4Plus!📋 (@PLUSBALDI) From what I know about Joes, he seems pretty non-standard! Not that it bothers me, of course, considering what I'm like, ha ha! I wonder what he's all about. I'd love to meet him!

ALEX.CS🥀 (@ALEX) Like all Joes, he's not particularly powerful. He'd be more of a meal than an asset. But at this point, I can't afford to be picky about the menu.

DerivativeHellion🌶️ (@Â̶͎L̵̗͑D̴̲͒Ū̷Ṛ̵̎R̴̯͠A̸̙̐) He's a bit fidgety, to be honest Like he's constantly in fight-or-flight mode Oh shit wait maybe it's because it's me Yeah that's right I remember now Apparently Alex broke his arm once, that shithead

[alleykatart]

Happy Pride 2024, everyone!

... when I tell you I am tired.

Do you ever do that thing where you create an OC and then they have a family and friends you also create, and then suddenly there's an entire world in your mind?

Well, I do. About a decade ago, I created four OCs for a roleplaying game I helped run, and when the game closed, their stories changed significantly and kept going.

From left to right: Rhys, Mercy, Kyle, (a random ginger lorez model!) and Soo (with purpley blue hair!) Jason, Joey, Aarav, Colt, Toby, Carter, Shane, Zane, Everett, Kane (and another random lorez model!), Andrea, Tomas, Aster, Dahlia, Theros, and Wren.

Aster, the Swanmay who'd existed since around 2002 or so but got a major update, Soo the Werecat, Toby the librarian and reluctant adventurer, and Wren, the unicorn made mortal.

Andrea has been with Aster since the beginning, first as a teacher, then later as a friend and confidante to Aster. Everett came about in 2016 as Aster's half-Dryad gardener, then Tomas eventually arrived as a handy man and extra muscle around the house (and he has no idea Everett wants to climb him like a tree).

Soo demanded a boyfriend, and got werewolf cutie Jason, and then Jason brought along his shithead cousin Rhys and ex girlfriend and best friend, the witch, Mercy. Rhys brought Kyle, some random powerless twink he started hooking up with and dragged into supernatural things by accident, and now Rhys feels protective of him. (There's also a cousin of Soo and also Mercy's grandmother, but they just didn't fit and I've barely written about either of them, so.) And then Joey, Zane and Kane just sort of showed up and went, "Hi, we're werewolves too."

Toby started life with a friend's character (Arjun), but I feel weird about continually using other peoples OCs (even with permission, which I do have) when I can create my own, so along came Colt as an adventuring partner, and Arjun pops in to say hi sometimes. Then Toby developed an estranged uncle, Carter, and suddenly Carter and Colt had a prior romantic history which complicates Toby and Colt's interest in each other, so then Aarav showed up to appeal to Toby's academic side while Colt appeals to his enjoyment of adventure and securing old, abandoned relics from forces that would abuse them--

And then Wren was suddenly being quietly insistent that he'd like to live with Aster's household, but he'd like a boyfriend too, and suddenly there was Theros and his twin sister Dahlia-

And this isn't even counting my sci-fi crew. 😅

They keep multiplying like bunnies! There's also a curvy vampire hunter named Pixie and a plus size witch named Ariadne but I haven't sorted either of their stories nearly enough yet- and of course there's Dita, but I'm still playing her, and... aaaagh

Help 😅

[napunk-history]

Joey Shithead (D.O.A.)

The Metro, Chicago, IL (1987-03-22)

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

I know I know I know I am still in the middle of forgetting Ashville but someone made me so curious about 51 and 52 that I had to do an intermezzo.

Neil trying to split them to go each to their own domains, and then pendragon being like yes let's split up Britta stays with me lol.

Neil wanting to grab Britta to keep her with him and away from pendragon. 😭

Neil is so anxious, poor boy.

Uhoh. The shower went silent???

Miles daydreaming... But sir about what? 👀👀

Wait is this the same day? Because it sounds like Miles has been in office for a little bit? Or am I misunderstanding?

Johnny calling Miles your highness with sarcasm is so good.

Nara! Is she Miles's doorman now? What's been happening?

Miles is so casual about everything? Was his uptightness all because he didn't get laid?? You can't tell me him and Marcos didn't get it on now and then.

Miles is trying so hard, but this is all so complicated. Noooooo this is unbearable. I cannot deal with this awkwardness and Miles saying the wrong thing. It's too much, please I cannot handle secondhand embarrassment. Why would anyone want to be Prince?

What is happening right now??? Miles is being collected?

Okay not gonna lie, it's not that this episode isn't good so far, but I don't get the big deal with this episode. So far.

Johnny as senechal??? 😂😂 And primogen?? And Miles didn't even tell him beforehand?!? Why???

What???? These fucking princes, bunch of shitheads. I am so confused.

Wait praxis again?? Lmaoo is new haven going to be a revolving door of praxises? 😂

Not the rust coloured jacket!!! How dare they!

Okay but what is Miles's obsession with chopping people's arms off?

5 celerity actions??? Damn

Holy fuck. They are both absolute beasts this fight, like it's kind of scary actually.

He's trying to rip the guy's arms off??? I'm screaming!!! Reminds me of "is your weakest at the elbow or the shoulder?"

An sos from his fucking daughter???? Right now???? Can they never have a moment of peace???!? Fucking fuck.

Kabir!!! I totally forgot about Kabir!

Oh my God! New mechanic?? Seizing narrative control!?! That's cool!

Jesus christ!! That static was a fucking jump scare omg!!!

No little boy can survive....?!? Don't you dare touch Joey!!!! I will murder you.

This narrative control is crazy!!! So badass.

"my Joey" omg I'm gonna cry! 😭

Kabir is gone?????? Because she took narrative control??. Cruel but amazing.

"Baby?" Not the baby omg. 😭😭���� Parents talking gentle about their children is my weakness.

The shower turns off and the sink begins to run? Why?

FESTER!! STOP! 😂😂😂😂

... Is that racist against toreador??

Can she even...? NEIL! How were you going to finish that sentence???

"I've done sex" clearly said by someone who has had sex... Clearly.

The way I cackled when Neil said that.

Neil just talking about how he likes that his family is closer and Britta is the glue. 😭

Fester! Don't you dare make Neil doubt that Britta loves him!!

What what what??? What is happening???? What is this conversation??? Neil's sire?? What? Fire?!? Molotov cocktail??? Fester Neil's sire??? I'm so confused?!?

He has some guts, just pulling her by the corset and starting to untie it. So fucking rude!

"it's just rational to let him help" suuuure Britta.

In front of a fucking mirror??? Pendragon is such a walking villain cliché.

Jan Petersen is Miles's sire right?

Also so far the only redeeming quality Pendragon has (aside from sexiness) is the way he says camarilla.

They're just having a normal conversation and I think oh this isn't so bad, but then he goes to brush his hands over her arms and touch her and I'm just squicked out! And forcing her to see her moon. GROSS!!!!

This man is using such classic abusive tactics of pulling her in, being semi nice, and then threatening her. Like what a piece of trash!

Don't you dare be disarmed by this girl desperately trying to save herself from meeting the sun!!!

He summoned her to the bathroom?!? Like dude you can just call her over she is like 15 feet away from you. You are such a piece of SHIT!

I hate pendragon. And I hate That part of me is still going 👀.

[youcouldmakealife]

Holden is the ultimate trash raccoon baby of the YCMAL 'verse. Move over Shithead!

Oh, but no, quoth Shithead: move over Holden. That's what got us in this mess in the first place!

Sometimes I like to imagine Shithead blundering in and out of people's lives like a pinball ricocheting through a machine, completely heedless of the effect he's having. And considering how long he's been in the league at that point, and his...less than clean style of play, he's blundered into a lot of them. Everybody's got beef with Shithead, except perhaps one Joey Munroe, accidentally Shithead's best hockey buddy.

(I truly don't know how I became so fond of a guy I called Shithead from the get-go. I blame Joey for this.)

[menacetosocietyy]

If you do not mind my request, I wonder how Joey and Frank from DbD asked male!reader out? (Separately or together are okay) And what would their daily life together look like as a couple?

I'm so sorry that it took me so long. There isn't much excuse for it so I really hope that you at least enjoy what I've written.

There is a clump of words with no spaces, so for anyone that struggles with reading those I put what it says in brackets afterwards!

THE PICTURES ARE NOT MINE, CREDIT TO THE OWNERS.

Joey:

A bit romantic, and sheepish

Gets you some flowers and your favourite sweets, or favourite snacks if you don’t like sweets.

Shyly asks you while he is blushing. He took his mask off just for this.

“Y/N, I’ve uhh... I’ve had feelings for you for quite a while and… Iwasjustwonderingifyouwouldpossiblygooutwithme. It’s okay if not uhm… I hope this didn’t ruin our friendship-” (the big clump says: “I was just wondering if you would possibly go out with me.” He just says it super fast.).

You would have to cut him off from digging himself a hole because he’s so nervous and worried.

When you say yes, he has the BIGGEST smile, like a little kid on Christmas that got everything they asked for.

Will take you on the sweetest date, he listened to everything you said so he knows all your favourite things and had planned accordingly. 

It’s the most incredible date ever btw.

Such a caring boyfriend, a true simp.

Afterwards, if you guys don’t have a sleepover, he will take you home and with your consent, give you the softest, most loving kiss ever. You will have the wind knocked out of you and also become a simp.

Mutual simping proceeds.

If you do have a sleepover, at his place, he will lend you his clothes for you to wear. Cutest shit he has ever seen.

Idc if you're bigger than him, mans bought something in your size and made it smell like him, if you’re like me and allergic to cologne he just wore them until his smell was on ‘em. If not, he sprayed his cologne on them. Get fucked.

If you are a touchy person, you get ALL of the affection and cuddles while you guys watch movies or play games until you fall asleep.

If not, then you just watch movies or play games until you fall asleep. He will let you have your space because he is a respectful man.

We love this man.

The end.

PS: Makes some bomb-ass breakfast in the morning. Your favourite, obviously. The dude really did his research bc he didn’t wanna fuck it up.

Once y’all live together he’s a dream.

Will make breakfast for you both on the weekends so you can wake up to the smell of his immaculate cooking instead of the fire department (That will make sense soon).

On other mornings he would wake you up with kisses.

He makes sure to keep you out of the mess of his friend group because he doesn’t want you to get hurt.

I think he’s a decently neat person- like he’s not a clean freak but he’s not a messy person.

If you hated a chore he’d do it instead.

He’s just… thoughtful, and not afraid to show it.

Always makes sure you are absolutely okay with everything. Like what you’re going to eat, going out to do/buy, etc.

If you have a bad day he’d be the best listener. Hype you up, comfort you, and call you out gently where it’s needed. He’s the best.

Frank:

Ah, this fucker.

So he isn’t great with emotions

Isn’t great with anything at all, tbh.

Him asking you out? Nah. He demands you go out with him.

“Hey, shithead. We’re going to dinner tonight at 7PM. I’m buying. Be ready.”

No, you don’t have a say in this, in case you’re wondering.

He also did his research, but won’t admit it.

He throws in some stuff to make it seem like he totally wasn’t planning this whole thing for a week, no not at all. (Sarcasm)

Is anxiously making sure you’re enjoying yourself, but play it off because he totally gives no fucks noo not at all. (Sarcasm x2)

Grunts and looks away at any kind of affection you show him, he’s hiding his blush, dw.

VERY jealous if anyone even so much dares to look at you the wrong way. Will kiss you hard on the mouth and make eye contact with them. 

Will walk you away from them with his arm around you or just whatever you’re comfortable with (Ass preferably)

You’d have a wonderful date with him, and afterwards, it would be nearly midnight because he just wouldn’t want to let you go. But don’t let him know that you know that.

Or do, watch him get flustered and deny it. It’s funny.

Would “casually” invite you for a sleepover, like he doesn’t care or whatever (Say yes. It’s the correct answer.)

So, since you said yes, the sleepover would likely be at your place, ngl.

Would probably borrow your clothes. He looks great in them, very attractive. Menace approved.

Call him cute, he will blush and tell you to shut the fuck up.

You guys would spend the night with you underneath his arm while on the couch.

I don’t think he’s the super touchy type but he does enjoy some cuddles.

If you’re not super touchy then that's perfect! You guys can just vibe on the couch while you watch shitty horror movies (or whatever you’d like to watch).

In the morning he’d try to surprise you with breakfast which results in him: nearly burning your house down, and then telling you that you should be grateful for the burnt toast he made. He is an awful cook. 

He will pay for any damages, dw.

Once you guys settle in together, have a home together and all that jazz I think he wouldn’t change much.

Occasionally waking you up with your local fire department at your door. The usual.

He’s mostly cuddly at night, he enjoys holding you while he sleeps.

Or the other way around but he will never outright admit he likes being the little spoon sometimes.

He’s the type to randomly buy you a gift since he’s absolutely dogshit with words.

Looked at an expensive wristwatch for a little too long?

Whoops, it’s on your dresser a few days later.

Don’t ask if he paid for it, there’s a 50/50 chance of him having just stolen it.

Flynn Rider wannabe lookin’ ass.

Anyway, he’s not the most expressive, a very angry man, and can’t admit that he’s soft for you BUT- he is thoughtful.

Will make sure that if you have any pet peeves he doesn’t bother them- like let's say you hate a messy house? Well, he is a walking dumpster fire but he will begin to clean up after himself more. Not completely- but more.

He’s not the greatest listener and I do believe that if he was in a bad mood he would definitely brush you off or accidentally take it out on you, but if you had a bad day and he wasn’t in one of his moods he would listen. He’s not as good as Joey but he tries. He’d probably ask outright what you needed.

He’d also be not so great/gentle at calling you out.

Would probably ask if you need the person bothering you to “disappear”.

Give points where they’re due.

[lewmagoo]

Leah my friend?? If you're ok with me sending in some werewolf!rhett thoughts/thots, I'd be more than happy too. I'm so sorry if I keep spamming your inbox and spamming with the same thing over and over again (sometimes I'm afraid to send things in because I'm afraid of being pesky or that I'm sharing the same thoughts/thots with everybody and their mother).

I don't know if you've seen Yellowstone or not but lately I've been thinking about the Abbott pack being really, really close with the Duttons who are one of the most powerful packs in both Wyoming and Montana. Prepare yourself for some Perry slander because oh do I have a ton of it.

You and Rhett adopted Amy as a newborn (Rhett was very, very snuggly with her in his wolf form) but Perry was always snooping around the property even though you and Rhett took custody of her literally the moment she entered the world. After shit went down with Perry, the clan up north in Bozeman called you to come and join them to protect the land up there from both Perry and Jaime.

Oh but it gets absolutely hilarious when yours and Rhett's pups all get in with John, Thomas and Mo's grandkids. They're always out in the woods, especially at the full moon causing trouble when the grown ups are either on the prowl or off somewhere.

One night, much to your surprise, you, Beth and Monica are all coming back from a night walk and you see three male wolves, each carrying a pup or two in their mouths by the scruffs of their necks. You and the girls all are wondering what could've happened when Rhett begins rattling off what they did. For instance:

"This little shithead rolled in a pile of horse shit" (Amy)

"This little shithead took a dive in the crick" (Rip and Beth's son Joey)

"This little shithead almost ran through poison oak" (Kayce and Monica's boy, Tate)

"And this little shithead tried to chase after a skunk.....and got sprayed" (Thomas's granddaughter, Teona)

It gets even worse when John, Royal, Thomas Mo and Lloyd, the elders of the pack, all get word that Perry and Jaime have teamed up and are sneaking around. John thinks it's time that the grandpups all have some kind of pouncing lessons......basically it turns into that scene in The Lion King where Mufasa is teaching Simba how to pounce. Yeah the hands (Teeter, Jimmy, Avery, Colby and Ryan) were a little less than pleased when they became the pups' first victims.

I'm just gonna stop right there Leah. I apologize greatly if I sent in a bunch of asks that have this same idea or shared them with others. If you ever wanna talk Perry slander at any point I'd be more than happy to do so. And as always, I appreciate whenever you guys take the time to read and reply back, it means alot.

----Mary

i am all for the pups going after perry and jamie (i don’t watch yellowstone but i know he’s no good at least lol). tear ‘em up, kids! 👹

[punkrockhistory]

46 Years ago

Young punk rocker - D.O.A. In January 1978

Joey Shithead (22), Chuck Biscuits (13) and Randy Rampage (18)

Photo by Don Denton

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