#Joe Gomez Personal Life

[jamarrseternalsunshine]

about me <3: UPDATED

This about me is for the new people that followed me & want to know more about me :)

My name is Tina but y’all can call me Tee Tee (my tags on here are #jamarrseternalsunshine, #teeteepeeps, #teeteeaddresses, #teeteeanswers etc.)

I’m 23 and an August Leo

I’m White Asian and Hispanic

My tumblr name is basically referenced to Cincinnati Bengals WR1 Ja’Marr Chase with Ariana Grande’s song Eternal Sunshine off her latest album (btw F Dalton Gomez!)

I’m a Bengals & Team Breezy fan until my casket drops!

Anything else you want to ask about me, drop it in my inbox <3 

Who I Love:

Ja’Marr Chase:

Ja’Marr has been a part of my life since I was 19 years old. I’ve been a fan of his since his LSU era and broke down on the phone when I found out he was drafted by the Bengals.

He has interacted with me plenty of times through Instagram story views (idk if it counts as interactions or what not), 5 times through Twitch (the man knows my name for fucks sake and if you need proof, message me ;) ) 

I go into defensive mode about him, his family and people that he loves dearly (so if you’re on my page to disrespect him, know that disrespect towards anyone including my mutuals here on Tumblr will not be tolerated and will result in you being blocked <3)

Tee Higgins:

The story on this one is crazy as fuck but basically I have kind of a personal connection to him via my close friend in Tennessee who played football with him at Clemson. NO I did not meet Tee, nor have I spoken with him face to face and NO if I don’t like you or know you, I will not arrange for you to meet him end of story (only person that will get that connection is my girl @partywitbarbiee <3)

Tee’s a fucking sweetheart and I’m praying that his jellyfish loving headass doesn’t get traded anywhere (because I just got his jerseys in and I don’t wanna get new ones if he goes to another team!)

Andrei Iosivas: 

Andrei is a complete sweetheart! He’s interacted with me a few times through DM (no homewrecking shit just made an edit and he just so happened to see it and he said it was fire THATS IT) 

He’s from where I’m from and if you were to come to me and you go to his high school, his teachers will tell you what an absolute sweetheart he is!

WE ARE LOGAN HARLOCK STANS HERE (Logan’s Andrei’s longtime girlfriend that he met while he was in college)

CHIQUITAAAAA <3 (Joe Burrow):

This is my chiquita (baby girl, iykyk) Joe Burrow. 

Yes, he’s done things that are questionable in people’s eyes but at the end of the day… this is my pookie bears best friend, and my QB.

I didn’t see the hype until my friend in Cincinnati and @wickedfun9 really increased the hype and my love for him

Contrary to popular belief, Joe is an actual sweetheart. My friend (the one I told yall about who was my source) actually met him at Training Camp last year and she has pictures with him at previous games and told me he’s a sweetheart and very angelic (no I’m not a part of Joe’s PR so shush <3)

WHAT ISN’T ALLOWED ON MY PAGE:

ANY FORM OF DISRESPECT TOWARDS ME, MY FRIENDS, MY POOKIE BEAR, HIS BESTFRIEND ETC.

No slander whatsoever about anyone, keep it respectful or keep it the fuck pushing <3

SLANDER ABOUT PEOPLE’S KIDS (if you aint got kids take some tape and put it over your mouth because I will get really disrespectful and you won’t like what I have to say <3)

WHAT IS ALLOWED ON MY PAGE:

ANY FORM OF LOVE, RESPECT AND KINDNESS TO ANYONE THAT I LOVE AND WHO YOU INTERACT WITH HERE.

Fact checking (because even I need fact checking sometimes)

Y’all asking about me and what I like doing

Compliments to my page (because my only priority for this page to be a refresh for people coming into the sports world)

[stormoflina]

Here are some silly little headcanons (sort of), because I'm still annoyed about the Toulouse result, and I want some happiness in my life:

LFC players who are the type of guys too...

- Trent seems like the type of guy, who would text you "what's up" at like 1 am, but leave you on read, only to text back in the next 7-10 days saying he "forgot" to reply.

- Joe Gomez seems like the type of guy, who would be the first person in a group of survivals in a zombie apocalypse to get bitten and die (sorry Joe)

- VVD seems like the type of guy, who would leave in the middle of a date with his girlfriend, if his friend (Matip) called asking if he wants to hang out

- Darwin seems like the type of guy, who would enter a marathon, make an incredible run, only to slip 5 meters before the finishing line and come second place, only for the social media to hype him and vote him Athelete of the Year or something, because of his positive attitude.

- Darwin also seems like the type of guy, who would somehow manage to accidentally light someone's house on fire with birthday candles.

- Dominik seems like the type of guy, who would call his own girlfriend "bro" and have an app on his phone showing who unfollowed him on Instagram.

- Harvey seems like the type of guy, who would use pick-up lines on girls he found on the internet.

- Klopp seems like the type of guy, who should actually be the likeable, funny and sarcastic history teacher in a high school.

[strangefable]

Tarot Pairs Tag

tagged by @inafieldofdaisies, @josephseedismyfather, @aceghosts, & @simplegenius042 to do this uquiz, thank you lovelies <3

Our Sins Make You Mine (Micah x John)

the devil + the emperor there's only one religion for the two of you, and that religion is the other. you two are very nearly unhealthily obsessed with one another, and that's just how you like it. when they touch you, they can feel the blood pumping under the surface of your skin. your hearts beat for one another. when the day comes that one stops, the other will soon after. until then, you both will live out your lives in perfect, gothy paradise

obsession, devotion, blood, and religion of one another, yeah this should come as no surprise to anyone. micah and john are completely obsessed with each other, and no matter how much they protest, they like it that way. they were made for each other; when micah first entered his life, john unwittingly molded her into his perfect mate. and when they parted, she grew to match him even more than he could've imagined. their reuniting is when they each finally realize that they were always one another's home. (they're only gothy in the sense that they're like morticia and gomez, only more unhinged)

Wolves Can't Tame Snakes (Lilith x Jacob)

ace of cups + ten of cups your romance is the love story that seems only possible in movies. it starts from a youthful first meeting, innocent. and from what may seem like a lifetime later, you both end up happily in union, perhaps even married! your coupling is the epitome of emotional fulfillment and devotion. neither of you thought you'd end up here, but damn if you aren't glad you did

from jacob's perspective, it was an innocent first meeting. in reality, she was coated in the blood of the man she'd just killed and was still sitting over, so. they're married long before either of them is happy about it (thanks joe), but they do eventually learn to appreciate and respect and even feel a kind of devotion. jacob gets there a lot sooner than lilith, though. their relationship is definitely a shock to both of them, but they do wind up happy in it, despite their best efforts

A Bartender and her Vicar (Lore x Max)

the tower + the lovers meeting this person shook your whole world. crumbling down is everything you thought you knew about life and love. their warmth, their generosity, their naivete, their knowing...! you don't know how anything made sense before them. all you know is that nothing will make sense afterwards

oh boy, yes. lore stomped into that mission and both their worlds collided in violent, unmistakable, irrevocable sparks. they challenged each other and changed each other to their very cores. she traversed space and time to find him, unknowingly. fate had a hand in them, but in the end it was their desire to choose each other that created the bonds that saw them through. their worlds collided and became one, like the creation of planets

But She Was Mine First (Lilith x [Redacted])

the two of cups + the star your romance is a wish granted. finally, finally, they're here. finally, *it's* here! the time where you don't have to feel lonely anymore - you'll never feel that way ever again. laughter, joy, sweetness, kisses - be at ease. all of these are things you have found someone to share with. your love is a dreamy fantasy of love and devotion and miracles. at first, your chest gets too tight when they're around - until they become as natural as the air in your lungs

these two are young love personified, so most of this is fitting, except for the 'finally' part. they're everything that is soft, sweet, innocent, puppy love. until she ruins it and lives to regret it. life has some surprises coming for them, though

Fuck Around Burn It All Down (Micah x [Redacted])

knight of pentacles + the magician if there's something you want, you will GET IT. nothing escapes your fingertips. after all, you're the power couple. your pairing sparks pure cosmic energy. you're fiercely driven to your goals - whether that be status, fortune, or power. you're also fiercely protective of one another. with the knight's earthy energy, you both prefer to purposefully make your way towards your ambitions, rather than playing cards too early or acting too loosely. meanwhile, the magician's half makes gives you a little fire. if they get too close, onlookers and threats to your relationship may get burned

oh hot diggity DAMN does this fit. every word is exactly on the money. they are definitely a powerhouse power couple. but don't expect anyone else to benefit from it

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[astroismypassion]

Hi! Good morning or good evening!

I was curious, who is your favorite celebrity couple, and do you have more than one?

Personally, mine is Lionel Messi (Sun in Cancer) and Antonella Roccuzzo (Sun in Pisces).

I love that they are childhood sweethearts.

I'm also biased as I'm a Sun in Pisces and love cancer placements, and for the most part, get along incredibly well with them.

Have a great and fantastic day!

Hi,

oh there are a few. Some of them already broke up though. Believe it or not I quite enjoyed celebrity couples who had also 8th house overlay in synastry somewhere in there.

Similarly, like you mentioned with your preferencce for Cancer Pisces, I like Taurus Sun Cancer Sun couples. That's why I always loved Megan Fox (Taurus Sun) and Brian Austin Green (Cancer Sun) together. I think he has a Capricorn Moon, which I love, it gives perhaps a tad more stable energy than a regular Cancer haha you know. But yeah, he had Taurus 8th house, which makes sense. I think it was already so long that they lasted, it was admirable how long they were together and the family they created, which I think is rather big. But also just the fact that when they were raising children, they were really private about their life, there wasn't much press about the two at the time.

Then I also liked Emma Stone (Scorpio Sun) and Andrew Garfield (Leo Sun), they actually have really good compatibility, despite Scorpio Leo Sun "clash". But then again Andrew Garfield has Scorpio over the 8th house and Pluto in the 8th, I think too, but I would have to double check that Pluto.

I liked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, which I honestly thought will be the longest Hollywood marriage in history. It sad how it ended like that and so abruptly. Which got me thinking, whether Aries Moons are "fated" to be single parents or witness violence in the family circle. It's really worrisome. Honestly, I often hear the most outrageous stories about how family life really was years after by or from Aries and Scorpio Moons.

And now just recently, Sofia Vergara (Cancer Sun) and Joe Manganiello (Capricorn Sun), now that came as a shocker. Because, just strictly astrologically speaking, they have a bomb compatibility. Like you would imagine these two being together 10+ years. So I thought there will be a longer marriage due to really good compatibility.

I also liked some others, that was better for the both parties to end probably, but I kind of liked Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, but also Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth. I think they made sense together, even though they were different, but I guess there were a lot of ego clashes, due to 8th house synastry in both cases and it seemed like it was wiser to break up for both parties.

I think the example you have is really good actually! Pisces and Cancer Suns are so often each other's first love yeah.

This was a really interesting question that really got me thinking.

@astroismypassion

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SmartLess Podcast Welcomes Presidents Biden, Obama & Clinton

SMARTLESS’ UNITES PRESIDENTS BIDEN, OBAMA, AND CLINTON FOR HISTORIC PODCAST INTERVIEW

While one former president is in court defending himself against hush money payments to a porn star and to a Playboy playmate, three other Ex-POTUS's discuss gun violence, foreign relations, Biden’s re-election campaign, what they miss about being in office, the State of the economy, passing the baton Between Presidencies, and more on the Smartless podcast.

SmartLess hosts Will Arnett, Jason Bateman and Sean Hayes have brought together three U.S. Presidents, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Bill Clinton, for a historic podcast interview.

The momentous episode is available early on Amazon Music/Wondery+ here. It will be wherever podcasts are available on Monday, April 29.

The podcast interview was recorded in-person recently with the hosts and the Presidents in New York City.

SmartLess with Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett is a podcast that connects and unites people from all walks of life to learn about shared experiences through thoughtful dialogue and organic hilarity.

The award-winning podcast was launched in July 2020 and is consistently among the top five most listened-to podcasts monthly. Guests have included Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Don Cheadle, Larry David, Greta Gerwig, Idris Elba, Kristen Stewart, Pedro Pascal, Selena Gomez, and many more.

INTERVIEWS CLIPS AVAILABLE HERE:

Sean Hayes: Do you all miss something specific about holding office, obviously except for you because you’re in office, but do you guys miss something?

President Biden: I miss not having an office.

President Obama: Well, look, everybody talks about Air Force One.

Sean Hayes: Yeah, sure.

President Obama: Marine One. It’s pretty convenient, I won't lie. But I’ll tell you the thing I miss the most. Remember those music concerts I used to do at, you can basically invite anybody, and you have this concert and I mean we got you know Stevie Wonder, Paul McCartney.

Sean Hayes: Everybody will show up.

President Obama: They’ll show up. And they do these rehearsals the night before a lot of times and you can kinda sneak down and could just sit there and watch Mick Jagger practicing with BB King or something on a blues night. I do miss that.

President Clinton: I miss the fact that they don’t play a song when you walk in a room anymore.

Sean Hayes: We should’ve done that today.

President Clinton: I was lost for three weeks when I left office. But let me tell you something serious, this is one reason that I so badly want President Biden to be re-elected. What I really miss is the job. Not doing it, I'm glad, I believe in the two-term limit strongly, but what I learned was on the worst day, when nothing was going right, problems are everywhere, there was still something you could do that would make somebody's life better. There is no job like that on earth.

Sean Hayes: I love that.

Clinton: And I want somebody..

President Obama: Who appreciates it.

President Clinton: …that I trust to make the most of that every day. Cause they’ll be bad days no matter who gets elected. But he’ll get up and he’ll start thinking about that. And I think his opponent will be thinking about…

President Obama: Himself.

President Clinton: …yeah, who I can get even with, who I can send away. Joe Biden will make the best of the bad days.

Jason Bateman: And the team that you have assembled and your comfort with deferment. For me personally, I love leaders that have the confidence to hire those that they respect, that might make them a little nervous.

Will Arnett: And also not to think that you're the…

President Obama: That you’re the smartest guy…

Will Arnett: Yeah, that you’re gonna have every…. We had leaders like that in the middle part of the last century who were put into government by presidents of old, and they made a lot of decisions that they thought they were right about, and they were terrible people. And when that happens, when you think that you’ve got all the answers, is the moment you don’t.

Jason Bateman: Like Ron Klain, bringing us out of COVID. It’s just on and on and on, the way in which you’ve surrounded yourself with the absolute best this country has to offer.

President Biden: I made a commitment, having an administration that looks like America. I have more women in my cabinet, I’ve appointed more Black Circuit Court judges than every other president combined in American history. I’ve kept my commitment about putting a Black woman on the Supreme Court. I’ve had an opportunity to go out and get the best people - and by the way, I sometimes pick up the phone and ask these guys who they think are the best people. And I’m looking for people that most of all, not just are good, but care about what they’re doing.

Jason Bateman: Whereas the other guy is only hiring people that won’t talk back and that’s…

President Biden: Oh mine talk back.

CLIP 2 - Download Here

Sean Hayes: What are the issues coming up that people are focusing on that you believe are the wrong things, or they may be the right things, and what should they be focusing on?

President Biden: I think they should be focusing on a couple of things. Number one, we’re gonna, in the second term, God willing, we’re gonna make sure that we do something about gun violence in this country.

Will Arnett: Yes.

President Biden: The idea that we allow assault weapons to be sold, and magazines with 100 rounds, is just bizarre.

Will Arnett: Well, President Biden, I’m so glad to hear you say that because that was gonna be my other question. Which is, the Democrats never say we want to take your guns away.

President Biden: Absolutely not.

Will Arnett: You never said that, you said we gotta be smart about what’s going on.

Jason Bateman: You don’t need to kill a deer with an AR15.

Sean Hayes: Right.

President Biden: The Second Amendment, when I taught law school, the Second Amendment wasn’t absolute ever. You weren’t able to have a cannon when you were, you know, the liberty is ordered with the blood of patriots. I mean, it’s a bunch of crap.

This episode of Smartless will be available wherever you get your podcasts on Monday, April 29.

[footballffbarbiex]

Christmas / Winter fics 2024!

Thank you so much to everyone who sent in a request. I thought 10 could be doable so fingers crossed they're enjoyed!

Below is what to expect coming your way in December. If I can finish these in a timely manner, I may re-open the requests for another handful. Is there any you're looking forward to? 👀

Cody Gakpo - smut - Cody had arranged a cutesy date but the snow messes everything up; thankfully for him, it hasn't dampened the mood. If anything, it's made things better.

Antoine Griezmann - smut - hoping to have a much needed day off on Christmas, Anto is unimpressed at having to leave the home and a horny girlfriend. She does what any good girlfriend does, and makes sure that whenever he checks his phone, there's a reminder of just what he's left behind.

Jan Oblak - fluff - Jan's not necessarily a scrooge, but he does set the tone for the Christmas movie marathon when he states his.

Fernando Torres - fluff - Christmas gifts and general attention for one another has moved down the pecking order once children came along, but Nando is adamant to show her how much he loves her.

Antoine Griezmann - fluff - Antoine takes the cowards way out by inviting her to the club's Christmas meal as his plus one. But as the alcohol flows, his finds his courage to finally confess his feelings.

Matteo Berrettini - smut - emboldened by receiving some pretty raunchy and buzzing friends by her bestie as a joke (a joke that Matteo discovers after overhearing), he's determined to show her how beneficial they can be when used with the right person.

Joe Gomez - when LFC's Christmas party brings both the men's and the women's teams together, she's placed next to Joe during the meal. Flirting and alcohol tends not to end well, but Joey is determined to give her a present she'll never forget.

Antoine Griezmann / You / Rodrigo De Paul - smut - it's been a year since they came out as a throuple, and when the men in her life give an early present, it becomes incredibly clear that they fully plan to celebrate in only one way.

Ruben Dias - smut - Ruben has his very comfortable style which usually, he would not veer from. but when he becomes your very own personal mannequin, there's only one way on your mind to thank him.

Mats Hummels - smut - Italy doesn't do snow. you don't do snow. but Mats is used to the cold, wet stuff and he's determined to get you to change your mind and you quickly find out that Mats can be very convincing when he wants to be.

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[jalwyn21]

In her documentary, Taylor talks about how she's always had a need to be seen as "good" and how she's been raised to be fulfilled by other people's approval. The whole documentary is framed in a way to portray her as this young woman who is just always trying to make everyone happy and how she's done with that and she's going to do what she wants. Basically, it focuses on her reputation era. But looking back, the person she portrayed herself as in the documentary and the person we're seeing now feel like completely different people. I don't feel comfortable making a diagnosis because I don't know her personally and I'm not qualified anyway but I do know enough about the subject to say she gives off some very narcissistic vibes with how she constantly and consistently victimizes herself and always turns around the blame to everyone but herself while also trying to make herself come off as this empowered girl boss. That's always bothered me about many celeb documentaries. Even Selena Gomez's one. It's just always framed in a way to make the celeb in question the constant victim and make anyone who ever criticized them for anything feel guilty.

But for Taylor, anytime she has had criticism for anything, she has always had more than 2x the amount of people defending her. And there is so much self-congratulation literally as she's talking about what a victim she's been. Like how can people justify the contradictions of her entire persona. And it really angers me on a personal level that Taylor gets to maintain this flawless goddess image where she claims the music industry has done her dirty while getting every award and the same people that love to talk about how corrupt the music industry is (which it totally is) will celebrate and act like Taylor deserves an award for winning an award. I'm just legitimately angry and sick to my stomach watching this phenomenon and seeing even otherwise reasonable people lose their minds and become hypocrites over her. Her fans are literally out there body shaming her ex and making the exact comments about him as she has always said hurt her.

I also hate this narrative that she built about being an "unhinged woman" where she is calling herself a nice girl who is "fucked in the head" because she is literally fetishizing mental illness. She'll complain about being accused of victimizing herself while victimizing herself and encouraging her fans to do the same. She literally talks about playing narcissists like a violin which is not something you can do. She's literally parroting something a narcissist would say to hype themselves up. The parts where she's talking about Joe make me so angry now because she's done such a 180 since then. And the fact that she had the nerve to show Harry and Tom in the scenes where she's talking about her love life and there's a whole scene of her recording and performing Getaway Car. Just seeing her face now is disturbing to me yet I can't look away either

[starcrossedau]

Selena gomez

astrology teaaa

(Girl let's get started)

Personalitea

Her first house is filled lmao.This girl is charming af and people won't know what hit them she just charms their pants off. Her first house also indicates how career driven and good communicator she can be. Maybe she flirts in a way that is charming and cute idk.

She can also be egotistical and selfish.cause when it comes to her career and money that she wants she will do whatever to get to that place. And arrogance is common in people with her level of intelligence and pride.

Friendships

She gets close really fast to people and when she realizes that they are not what she thought they were she drops them.Honestly saturn in in 7th literally opposing her venus in first house.The two planets hate each other ,they won't come to like each other no matter what. She needs to be really careful about what she wants and needs. She comes off as super charming girl who did nothing wrong but ends up wronging/ditching (idk what the word to use here) the people who pitied her in the first place.

Like she just doesn't know who to trust. She is not capable of knowing what good for her in the long run cause she has been in the industry since she was a kid. I don't blame her but intense therapy and self work would help

Her mind is very afflicted she can attract drama at times but will also misinterprete comments or things someone says to be targeted towards her. Like someone could say" I hate makeup" and she would think it meant "you hate rare beauty"( the audacity lmao).

She has insecurities that affect her mind alot. She likes to hide herself but also on the other hand craves attention.

It's like a double edged sword. Her enemies are familiar to her and know how to hurt her emotionally. Could be like they get to know her really well and then use her insecurities against her.

She also craves public validation. I dont think she can handle scandals really well emotionally (unlike the Kardashians who turn scandals to daily soap).She will be affected by it for along time.so she might hide from them.

Intelligent

To the positive side she is extremely Intelligent and knows what she wants. She also has the confidence to pull of what she wants career wise. (May not be personal life wise. Many people are different at work and at home)

She has good communication skills and is able to charm people based on her looks and talents. I'm telling you this girl literally gets many thi gs of her charm alone lmao it's all over her chart

(She and kylie are more similar than you think honestly. The business mindedness and the dating shitty men . Intense insecurities etcetera.)

Money 💰

She is rich and will remain rich. I think she knows who to hire and how to work in a business setting.

she also knows how to make money through her creative endeavors and sometimes they can merge (rare beauty).

People might try to make her sign bad contracts but that won't work out or the project may fall through etc.

Marriage prediction

If she ever decides to marry she will marry a business guy or someone non famous. I don't see her marrying someone who loves fame or anything. Her dating life can be all over the place but if she ever chooses to marry I think it will be when someone more mature then her and likely not famous.

It prolly help ground her from the craziness of the industry. (Prolly like how taylor and joe dated but were super lowkey).

Also she is not an bad person sometimes she just oversteps her boundaries and can expect people to Save her when they don't.

Mainly I see her having issues with trusting people nothing more.

[im-a-ramblr]

Fics I would like to see for Arcane Ascension, but don't want to have to write myself because I already feel overwhelmed with ideas or unqualified to write them [Edited/Updated as of 10/25/2023]

The Winter Ball Dance Scene from Jin's POV (maybe extended)

Corin actually taking the position as Professor Erzan's TA

Tristan is still a whisper and still part of the Ascension Faction, but he's also not tower-bound bound so he has to keep all his activities secret from his family. Corin and Sera are pretty sure Tristan is trying to run a cult out of the basement, but they hope if they don't say anything he won't get them involved.

A The Joy of Joe like fic where Jin runs an Art YouTube channel and his fans are super interested in the small bits of his personal life that he drops. In the end, it's revealed that he is Dalen Jin, who is a very big deal for several reasons

AA x Addams Family, where Morticia or Gomez are either Magnus or Laura's estranged sibling who, despite not being close with the parents, are very interested and invested in Corin and Sera

Corin gets his Arbiter Attument by helping a disguised visage do something super basic and has to deal with the consequences

That one CorJin idea I posted about here

Kelridge rebellion and liberation

Corin is immune to love and/or lust potions, and can fight off most love spells (they have to be citrine or stronger for him to give have to work to throw them off) He is completely immune to Lust spells (Ace King 👑) Corin learns this the hard way. So do each of his friends/companions.

Vanniv and Researcher are given Mana regenerative items that let them stay summoned for extended periods of time without draining Sera. Shinagines ensue

Corin is kidnapped by Dawn, Reika and Ishyeal, because of the Selys-Lyann having part of Flowbreaker in it. He makes it clear that he had no idea and convinces them to let him tag along on the quest for a little bit. He forgets that Keras, Derek and the others don't know that he is in danger, and it's quite surprised when they crash the party

Corin eventually realizes Tristan isn't all that great and moves on with his life. Tristan has a hard time accepting that, because Corin idolizing him was kind of an important factor of his plan. He's convinced Corin must have been spelled away, and tires multiple times to break it. Obviously it doesn't work because Corian isn't under a spell.

Hartigan Manor becomes infested with Mimics while Keras and the kids are staying there. Shenanigans ensure.

Time Loop. Ara_Mochi has started to do ones with this, and they're great but I kind of want to see one where Corin just keeps getting different attunements every time. Jin isn't affected because he just mesmers himself out of the effect. Slowly they get the rest of the team too.

Attunement swap

[olexxorodnixxsxyswifxx]

Jenna, as you seemingly asked not to do this without warning: I think that by the end of today I will remove you from 2 your positions.

1) You can't just start working for somebody, then saying that you are deaf to what this person says.

2) I had no idea that you are supporter of TSLA and even worse Vatican: it seems like branch with Corrosion didn't implement in reality, remaining in 'imaginary' part of plane: this exactly says in favor of precision of those predictions.

2.1) Exactly second Musk died recently, not Dernholm. But of course TSLA published something about robotaxi and closed at 244~55. But exactly second Elon Musk died, we have this information, I have this information.

And you can't say that you will be growing price of TSLA today to 250 because it was Dernholm who died, and she is nobody, and you consider 250 to be fair price. I don't fucking care about what you consider as fair.

3) Albert Wesker is me, not Joe Alwyn. I am very grateful for that you raised topic about mirror again.

4) Jenna, I am not nobody, and I spent about year collecting all materials from around the world introducing myself and I am very much aware about who I am. You instead decided not just to deny all my lifestory, you threw about 90% of it away in garbage dump.

5) Elon Musk raped my wife, I mean exactly first Taylor. To be growing TSLA, saying 'VOI' and taking photos with dogs didn't have immediate effect but when on the next day after death of second Musk TSLA opens at 235 and then jumps to your 250, because you believe this to be fair, then

6) Do you know how and why first Taylor became my wife? Because I enjoy this life as well. I am alive and Catherine helps me. Whereas people as Macron and NIN are preparing people like you, teaching them obviously incorrect rules and statement, so then you could be marching towards your death with self confident face.

7) I just consider people who follow TSLA as degenerates

Your freshness and attractiveness that you had initially, very quickly disappeared after you related yourself to TSLA. Jenna, humans are not dogs and the moment you started to question this, you started to lose attractiveness for me, because you dragged with yourself whole toilet legacy of Selena Gomez, second Taylor, Lauren Maybery, and all other such people and this is just a killer for any female sexual attractiveness

8) As I said, I enjoy this life as well. Suggested in Cube Zero, obvious and absolutely realistic way of making enormous money using my abilities, that are not being bound by Vatican, Chubays, or even personally you: it's absolutely necessary to find both girls and also this is something that I can do, that belongs to me by 100% and I can use in any way I like.

You are creating another artificial delay through growing TSLA, and destruction of TSLA is not just necessary for market trading, it's necessary for survival of USA, and also just because humans are not dogs. You can understand this by checking whether you have tail.

9) Markets have to react predictably to my actions and they did. Before you came: do you think you will be telling me that by your opinion fair price look differently from the way they appear under my impact, and all possible other bullshit, then saying that my resources belong to Russia or Vatican, then proclaiming all killed people as crystal balls and saying that this organization belongs not to me but to Putin, then trying to strangle me with my own money, and you will be able to live in such way showing me tongue and thinking how smart you are?

10) In other words it seems to be impossible to keep you in quality of Grandmaster and Grand Master: maybe your views will change but we don't have to survive under your current views

Neither I have to tolerate imperfection by letting you to remain at supreme position

[idfendyr]

What are you if you listen to Taylor Swift songs but don't like her as a person.

Because I can't be swiftie, don't with what that fandom has become. They literally justify bullying, harassment, stalking and literal death threats as "defending her" and then wonder why people don't like them. You are giving people as reason to hate on you and your artist.

And Taylor not stopping or calling them out even once is also the reason they go running around rampant. Unless it directly involves her, personally, she won't say anything and then they think they have every right to do what they do.

You sent his ex death threats. Stalked him. All because they broke up?? How insane can you get. It baffles me that people switch up so quickly just because they break up, then feel the need to "defend" Or "support" their artist, as if they were a part of the relationship and knew everything that happened.

And I'll be honest, in my opinion, I don't like Taylor as much anymore, one because she doesn't call these unhinged lunatics out because at least Selena Gomez calls her fans out to try to stop them. An effort. Second, the whole Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy situation was so fucked up to me.

IN MY OPINION, WHAT I THINK, emphasis on my opinion because you aren't allowed to have one in swifties eyes, Taylor going to matty healy so fast after they broke up was so weird and sus to me I think she may have been thinking off him or something while she was with Joe. I don't care what anyone else has to say, but the folklore theory of her being james and Joe being Betty and Matty as Augustine makes a whole lot of sense to me.

If that is the case, the fact that she tries to victimise herself is baffling to me. And all the swifties without critical thinking following along is just ugh.

Joe Alwyn didn't deserve all the shit swifties put him through. Taylor can write songs see 2 guys after they broke up but God forbid Joe answer the question the interviewer asked him during and interview. God forbid he answered respectfully. The swifties didn't like that he was talking about it now. You people act as if they both didn't want their relationship private. Like he isn't comfortable with his private and public mixing.

If Joe answered one question back them about him and Taylor, more questions would pop up and he didn't want that. That wouldn't be keeping it private. He didn't want that. Respect his decision about his private life.

And I don't like Travis Kelce.

I don't like him. I don't know why, I don't like the vibe. I don't care if they are happy and supportive. I don't like him.

And all those people shading and comparing Joe and Travis, grow up.

You can't compare a gentleman and a man child.

You can't compare someone who speaks up about Palestine and someone who is living in ignorant bliss with his gf in their own world.

You can't say Taylor and Travis dont know. The whole world knows. Taylor knows what's happening on the internet. If your excuse is that she's doing shows and safety, one can have a million excuses.

And of your excuse is that she's not a politician, grow up, she gets into plenty of politics, not that you need to be a politician for speaking up about Gaza. And everyone around her supporting Palestine doesnt count as Taylor supporting. It doesn't count that she went to one fund raiser sges ago and gave 500 at most for the ticket out of the billions she has. It doesn't count if she's friends with Lana who's a Zionist. There's more I'm sure. But you get the point.

There's other artists on tour who are speaking up.

And the donations to food banks and speaking up about rights? If you care about people's rights and conditions, you care about EVERY persons rights. If you nitpick who you want to help and not then you're doing it for show in my eyes.

And her bf is just unbelievable. I don't even want to talk about that man child.

And frankly I've lost a little respect for Taylor these past months.

My gosh that's a lot but I said what I said.

All the unhinged swifties that want to go off are just going to prove a point, I'm sure.

[the-invisible-queer]

Thoughts on the Jonas Brothers and their spouses' met gala looks?

In the past? I doubt any of them are showing up this year because Nick has the flu, Pri is still in Europe shooting and Joe is going through his life changes

Has Kev and Dani ever gone? I couldn't find any pics and I feel like I've only seen Prick and Jophie in the past

But yeah I'll share my thoughts on their looks

Idk what year these looks are from and don't feel like looking it up out of laziness and idk if I got every year they've gone but I tried.

Jophie trigger warning for those who need it

Joe & Sophie

So THIS is what I think of when I think of Joe at the MET Gala because the image of him with his hand on Sophie's pregnant belly gets me every time. 🥺

Despite how things ended their love was still beautiful while it lasted and their love gave us two beautiful girls

Their fits are good. I LOVE his cape(?!?) or the tail of his jacket. Could do with more chest hair but that's just ME

His hairrrr 😩 and the facial hairrrr he could get me pregnant if he wants

Sophie's dress is simple but still pretty. I know I kept reading about her wearing flats - hence why they're almost the same height for once. But I mean who expects a pregnant woman to be in heels all night?

Her hair and makeup is giving AU Morticia Addams - which they did do Morticia and Gomez for Halloween one year and it lives rent free in my head

Then we have what might have been their first MET Gala together? Maybe. Like I said I'm not sure.

Joe is wearing my favorite color which looks *chef's kiss* on him. Always love seeing my guys

Sophie's dress is gorgeous and looks so fucking good on her

And then we have whatever the fuck this was:

They both look incredible as expected. I mean they're both hot as fuck.

I like her bodysuit more than his turtleneck.

Can't not mention how short my guy is next to her in those heels I'm lowkey obsessed with it

Nick & Priyanka

Nick wasn't with Pri yet.

I believe this was the year they got married but they had a very quick and short romance. Like they went on one date and then he proposed and they got married a few months later ALLEGEDLY

I love this fit. Simple, elegant and it looks good on him. Though I don't like the shoes.

I wish his hair was better so I could use this for Lip but Lip would NEVER cut his hair that short.

Was this the religious theme year? The one when Chadwick and Rihanna won the whole night

I don't know what was going on. What the hell was the theme?

But hi bald 👋

I really love his jacket. It's giving me Baz Luhrman Gatsby aesthetic.

I have a love/hate relationship with her trench coat dress with a train. Like she obviously looks incredible. But also why? I'm not mad at it. Just confused.

LISTEN

This is one of my least favorite Nick looks and I cannot pinpoint WHY!

It's not the stache because we learned I'm like the only person besides Pri who didn't mind the Bruno stache. Could be the eyeliner which I usually find hot on men but I guess he's the exception. Sorry, Nick. 😔

She's giving the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland. Reminiscent of Iracebeth in Burton's Alice in Wonderland with the hair.

I love her fit. I hate his.

NOW

The photo of them looking at each other makes me want to throw up in a good way. I love how in love and obsessed with each other they are. It's one of my favorite photos of them.

Probably my least favorite look of Pri's for the gala. The dress is gorgeous and I love the gloves, but the outer layer looks like a giant sleeping bag with drapes.

Not a fan of her hair either. HOWEVER she still looks hot as fuck. Like there is no possible way she could ever look bad.

Nick looks good. Like the leather jacket and the tie with the broach(?) shaped like a dragon(?). Simple but it works for it.

I'll be the first to ADMIT Nick doesn't need much to look good because he looks good in most fits. He's handsome and most clothes look good on his form.

[fmhiphop]

Pop Stars and Vocalist Compete for Best Original Song

As the Oscar's approach their 25th anniversary, preparations begin. The nominees for best original song involve several soloists, alongside other prominent popstars. Featured in films for their original written and performance of the songs - Disney/Marvel's Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, Sony's Devotion, Paramount's Top Gun: Maverick and Pixar's Turning Red, among others. Best Original Song - Short List Lady Gaga, Billie Eilish and Finneas aim to be on the category's shorter list (prior Oscar winners). After seven years, a new track releases from Rihanna placing her in the same race which will be put out on Dec. 21.   The Oscar nominations for 2023 will be unveiled on January 24. The 95th Oscar Academy Awards will take place Sunday, March 12, 2023.   Oscar Nominees - Best Original Song   Rhianna - Lift Me Up After returning from a years-long gap the fashion icon and singer has returned. In Black Panther: Wakanda Forever features the uplifting song that is co-written with the film's composer, Ludwig Goransson, writer- director Ryan Coogler.   Lady Gaga - Hold My Hand   This sentimental ballad features in Paramount's film - Top Gun: Maverick and is written by Michael Tucker.  Potentially, Gaga could earn a second Oscar for her original song after A Star Is Born "Shallow".   Jazmine Sullivan - " Stand Up" Sullivan and co-writer Dernst “D’Mile” Emile II (Oscar winner Judas and the Black Messiah's "Fight for You") tribute the legacy of Emmett Till.     Taylor Swift - Carolina Highlighted in Sony's Where the Crawdads Sing, has swifted the singer into already a Grammy nomination and potentially earn two possible noms (All Too Well: The Short Film).     Joe Jonas and Khalid - Not Alone In the final credits of Sony's war drama Devotion are Joe Jonas and Khalid. The two wrote the song alongside Bernard Harvey and Ryan Tedder.   Selena Gomez - My Mind & Me   The singer and actress recently released her Apple documentary starring her life on and off- camera, Selena Gomez: My Mind & Me. The title from the film represents her personal struggles with mental health.   Doja Cat - Vegas   Featured from Baz Luhrmann's Elvis is the rapper's song but annex vocalist Shonka Dukureh's recording of "Hound Dog."     Billie Eilish & Finneas - Nobody Like You   The dynamic duo constructs three tracks for Pixar's Turning Red - the others " 1 True Love" and "U Know What's Up" - in the style of a fictional boy band, featuring Finneas as one of the vocalists.   Written by: Abbi-Rae De La Rosa| @justabbi_ Read the full article

[whatsupbomb]

🙄Natal chart/synastry astro notes🙄

Woman with Sun in your 2nd house might accuse you of having a secret affair with her man

Woman with Sun in your 8th house might accuse you of using her man for money

4th house person is somebody who wants to have shrex with you. To them it'll feel like a new birth since it's a house of womb. They'll want to know you better cause 4th house are traits that are hidden from everyone because they're passed on by our ancerstors, and we often want to break any ties with them cause we refer to ourselves as "individuals"

Men with Aquarius placements are good at hiding their grief. Their faces look tense from the pain they won't release. You can see how hard they try to always smile, but, usually, it comes out as a tragic smile (you can see it in Aquarius Sun Tom Hiddleston)

Capricorn moms will make sure their daughters hate them cause they don't want them to feel loved. They're harsh with finances: you won't get a piece of them unless you prove to them that you suffered to deserve them. Also, they're abusive towards women who attract attention of men which are resources for Capricorn women (Maddy Perez from "Euphoria" is a Capricorn)

Something grandiose always happens in your life days before Solar return of your close person. You literally change your views on someone or something at these times since Sun is the 1st planet that's activated when you're born. Most of the times it's tragic and painful events where you have to leave toxic surroundings

If you blend DNA asteroid (#55555) Persona charts of both partners into a Composite chart, it will show your child and traits you'll teach him

Planets/asteroids on ASC in Composite chart are about traits which are the most valuable for your partner in you and relationship. For example, with Vesta on ASC he wants you to be a virgin since vestas in mythology hid from men

Women with strong Juno (on house cusps on in Conjuction) will never give up on a person who's not interested in them. They might have multiple crushes because they just want men to feel their love. I have Juno on ASC in DNA Persona chart, and the way I always think about men who don't even know me is crazy. Funny how Juno is about being committed to one person

Juno might tell about who's gonna propose to you or people who're obsessed with your presence like Joe Goldberg in "You". Check for strong Juno in Solar return chart for the year someone confesses their love or proposes to you

Planets or asteroids in Conjuction to Juno are about your traits people get obsessed with or how they try to flirt with you. I have Juno Conjuction "Sunflower" asteroid, and my mom always gives me sunflower seeds. And I know damn well she has feelings for me cause she behaves like my boyfriend all the time🙄 Actually, Juno is abusive love which keeps you trapped in someone's life

Gemini Suns like to chase their crushes. They won't sleep until they see them in reality. Reminds me of stalkers who take photos with dozens of celebrities until they collect all the "trophies". Also, they have a strong connection with their mom. They might date somebody much older or somebody who's much younger who can become the mother of their children

Gemini Sun men respect women like it's their goal in life. For example, Chris Evans who hid his sexual fling with some actress (Lily James?) from media out of respect or violently tried to prove to everyone he doesn't date Selena Gomez. Funny how out of all that he posted his stick to millions of followers🙄 He was like: "It's not me, it's my twin who did this"

Gemini IC natives talk to themselves cause they're not interested in other people. They feel they have a long lost twin who can understand them and try to find him in random people. I, as a Gemini IC native, often fall in love with people thinking they're similar to me and then get disappointed when they're not like my illusion of them. They also might not know who they're or what the heck they're doing on earth until they found their soulmate

Gemini houses and planets/asteroids on it are traits of your soulmate, where you might find him or what you can do to attract his attention (1st Gemini house should be considered before 2nd Gemini house if you have several Gemini houses)

Planets/asteroids on DSC show why the opposite sex might be interested in having a relationship with you. They often express bad traits of these planets/asteroids. And that's how you know your crush is interested in you😎

Planets/asteroids on DSC are toxic traits of your partner. If he's of the same sex or transgender, check planets/asteroids on IC

6th house in natal chart of a woman is about how men treat her when they already know her. 7th house is about how men treat her when they don't know her

People with Sun in Square to our Sun always want to come into our dreams (for example, Aquarius wants to meet Taurus in Taurus' dreams). It happened to me 4 times, I swear

2nd house in Composite chart is how your partner will treat you when you're already in a relationship. 1st house in Composite chart might show how you'll meet him and what he'll think of you

Partner's planet Conjucting your South Node is what he'll feel sorry for and how he will help you get rid of your sorrow. He might cry because of this planet. Very intense aspect which helps South Node person to realise her weaknesses and solve her problems

Venus in a man's chart is his beauty archetype while Mars in a woman's chart is her hero archetype

Planets or asteroids on DSC are things which will come later in life. You might want them since young age and be impatient about them because you'll have to work on them. They'll show traits which will get people turned off by you or they'll laugh when you'll express them

Planets or asteroids on ASC are traits you're born with. It's your fate and life lesson. You'll feel alone and afraid because of them. Nobody will understand them or try to make you stop expressing them (for example, Megan Fox with Mars on ASC who fights against abusive men in Hollywood and nobody acknowledges it like when Michael Bay tried to laugh at her accusations in front of all the media)

People with strong Juno (on house cusps or in Conjuctions) have super loyal fans who never forget them even when they lose their fame. While people with strong Jupiter are victims of "cancel culture"😒

People with strong Jupiter (on house cusps or in Conjuctions) always get betrayed and left alone. They don't believe in eternal love and have many flings. Playboy archetype

5th house sign can tell a lot about how you'll deal with house invaders. Cancerians in the 5th house will fight you with their claws. Pisceans in the 5th house will be like: "Okay, steal whatever you want, but don't disturb my reading process". Scorpios in the 5th house will make a plan how to catch you out of nowhere

Girls with Proserpina (#26) on Ascendant grow up to be very protective of themselves. They're harsh and scary with disturbers (for example, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Momsen, Elizabeth Gillies, Helena Bonham Carter). That's because their mom might be infantile and not ready to upbring them. Their mom hates them

People with Sun Opposing your Sun will accuse you of doing something they did and might try to put you in jail for their crimes. Might indicate older brothers and sisters

Planet or house in Opposition to your Sun are traits of older brothers and sisters. I have Sun Opposing 8th house of inheritance, fame, recognition and big money. My older sister is a spoiled child. My mom gifted her all her golden jewelry, she gets expensive gifts, has dated many rich men, has a job at a famous company, is obsessed with bying expensive clothes and make-up. She likes to fight with me for mother's love and is very clingy to her because she likes it when mom gifts her something

People with strong direct Pluto can't stop spending money cause they think they deserve them after working very hard. They like to relax and be comfortable. They prefer quality over price

Jupiter Conjuctions are about trying very hard to achieve something after many mistakes. They show your regrets (what you never did, but wanted to do)

With Mars Conjucting Jupiter man can have multiple baby mothers

Rx Pluto natives know how to treat themselves. They have strong individuality and will destroy anyone who doesn't like them

Check out Pluto to see your ways of relaxing or favourite travel places

Rx Mercury natives are intuitive when it comes to who drives them to their destination. Good placement for traffic controller

Venus aspects is when you feel beautiful or how your partner spoils you

Natal chart of your dad is gonna tell how your male partner will treat you. Actually, check synastry of your dad with yourself

[korasonata]

So, I know it’s not model stream day but I had a bunch of leftover quotes that I cut from the original Joe and Cleo model stream posts due to length. Was originally planning to compile them all together and make a larger master post when they finished the castle, but the list was getting a bit long so decided to do it in parts instead 😅 So here we have all of the other moments I greatly enjoyed that got cut from the first few posts.

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STREAM 1

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Cleo: See I can cut straight! But if anyone asks you from the police, I can’t. You didn’t see anything.

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Cleo: I’m feeling very put out by my chat at this point, because it’s just sort of like “are you sure you didn’t screw up?” No I’m sure I didn’t screw up, leave me alone! Oh…..

SILENCE…

Cleo: …I might have screw-…

SILENCE

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Cleo: I love it when Joe goes silent, cause you know he’s having a meltdown. And that’s quite funny.

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Cleo (in response to Joe explaining the use of “Moshi Moshi”): It’s Joe. I don’t know if Joe lies or tells the truth on any given day. But I’m assuming this is correct.

Joe: People are saying “but what if Joe’s a fox?” Well that’s why I said Moshi Moshi! See? And I didn’t go away.

Cleo: I- I’m a fox…I can’t say it….It’s fine…

Joe: Yeah, that’s ok.

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STREAM 2

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Cleo: is that Cleo’s hands? No. They’re an imaginary persons hands.

Joe: it depends if you’re watching my stream or Cleo’s.

Cleo: I mean that helps.

Joe: if you’re watching my stream, it’s my hands.

Cleo: if you’re watching Joes stream it’s probably Joes hands. If you’re watching my stream, it’s probably an alien entity.

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Joe: we actually got a super posh nail salon near me now, and so I was kind of thinking like “oh I should- I should go there and get the green- the chroma green nails before I do this.”

Cleo: oh god Joe.

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Cleo: This here is a map of what the things should be. What the heck is part 10? I’ve got to find par-

SILENCE

Cleo: ok well I found where part 10 is.

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Joe: Cleo’s going to have plenty of time to catch up, don’t worry.

Cleo: Catch up from the leading position that I already had.

Joe: Yeah. Well, but to make up for any lost time that you’re currently antago- or not antagonizing. Agonizing over. I’ll know when your antagonizing.

Cleo: Oh yea-you will know when I’m antagonizing.

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Joe (reading chat) : “How do you determine the limits of Cleo’s patience?” Uh, “are they redefined every time you test them?” Ummm…

Cleo: *laughing* interesting question Joe. I’d like to hear your answer to this.

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Cleo (about Joes model): it’s very small. We’re not comparing size though.

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Cleo (reading chat): both Bdubs and Joe have small castles *laughing* We’re not gonna talk about Bdubs’ small castle.

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Joe: My beard keeps brushing the ringlight which the camera is attached to, so I’m worried it’s vibrating the camera when my beard hits it. And it’s tickling my chin. Which is very very strange.

Cleo: *snort laughing*

Joe: *laughing* Cause normally no one tickles my chin during a stream.

Cleo: *still laughing* It’s not a common thing.

Joe: No, we don’t have like a reward tear for that with channel redemption.

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Joe (talking about cutting his beard): maybe I should just go trim this one part so I’m not bumping the camera.

Cleo: I- I… I mean, if you wanted to do that on stream I would not- (trails off)

Joe: Oh, you- oh! I guess I can get a mirror out, hold on. I’ve got a mirror, so let me see.

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Cleo: you know what Joe? I don’t know.

Joe: That’s ok Cleo. I don’t know either. That’s what makes us a good team. Mutual ignorance!

Cleo: CLUELESS!! CLUELESSNESS!!

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Cleo (about Xisuma and Pearl): We don’t bully each other. Cause I’m always right. That’s how it works.

Joe: Mhm.

Cleo: …the way you said “mhm” Joe made it sound like you don’t think I’m always right.

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Cleo: To be fair, I do quite like the model making.

Joe: Yeah, other than the fact that it’s like really stressful, it’s really relaxing!

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Joe (doing a face camera expansion): “EXPAND JOE!” Do do do do!

Cleo (singing the Adams Family): Do do do do!

Both (in harmony): Do do do do!

Cleo: Do do do do! Do do do do!

Joe: *click click*

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Joe (explaining about his Gomez Adams suit): I went to a tailor in another city.

Cleo: And you just went “Give me the suit that Gomez Adams wears!”

Joe: No! I looked at all the suits and then selected the one that Gomez Adams wears!

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Cleo: Ghostbusters! *laughing* Don’t bust the ghosts, they’re just trying to make a living guys. Do you know how hard ectoplasm is to get?

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Joe: Well, but like, for example, if you think about how much CO2 we waste on air conditioning every year, and the fact that people feel a chill when they like, walk through a ghost. You could just have like a- a big ghost that like walks around with you inside of it. As like an air conditioning suit.

Cleo: I don’t- I don’t want any ghost inside of me? Just…saying?

Joe: I mean I guess technically you’d be inside of it, but like…

Cleo: I’m not sure if that makes it worse or better.

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Cleo (reading chat): “Is the crying to make the paper more supple?” No. The crying is to make us more willing to accept our life choices. That have lead us here.

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Cleo (in distress): NO! Why would you do that?! WHY?! Why?! Why? Why. Why?!!!

Joe: What happened? Your cat do something?

Cleo: No no no. This is the roof. The roof has decided to not. And now I am deciding to not with the roof!

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Cleo: Sorry, I’m just trying to keep things together.

Joe: Keep it together, Cleo! Keep it together!

Cleo: I mean, some one of us- one of us has got to.

Joe (desperate): One of us has got to keep it together Cleo, and it’s you! There’s no way the one keeping it together is me!

Cleo: *uncontrollable laughing*

Joe: Sobbing intensifies!

Cleo: Everything hurts and nothing is ok!

Joe (deeply distressed): It’s fine!

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Joe: At my previous jobs, I would tell them that I don’t want this job. I don’t want this career. I’m good at this technical stuff that you need, and can do it at a price that you can afford. But my priority is being able to drop off my kid at daycare and pick her up at daycare. Everyday. I- My- my then wife will never be available to take care of that child because she’s a PHD student. If the kid is sick, I am taking the day off to take care of her. If you don’t like it? You can find somebody else.