#Job Scraps

[wickedzeevyln]

Beautiful City

Beautiful city, beautiful city dressed in stone and glass,where people sleep on cardboard boxes showered with spit from a dirty look of a man in suit, Beautiful city, beautiful city dressed in stone and glass,where people line up for scraps we know as jobs and promised a morsel of bread and the rest to for taxes, Beautiful city, beautiful city dressed in stone and glass,where potholes are like…

[radiance1]

Danny: Hey, I need you to be my boyfriend for a week.

Jason: What.

Danny: My parents are coming over and I've apparently accidentally talked about a partner more than once and only realized when they said they wanted to meet them.

Jason, currently still solidifying his power as a Crime Lord: Excuse me?

Danny: Let me get this out of the way, I do not consider you at all a person of romantical interest and a friend. But I need you to act as my partner for only a week until my parents go on their merry way over to my sister, okay?

Jason: Is there, quite literally, no one else to ask this?

Danny: You're my only friend who lives in Gotham, plus we share the same apartment.

Jason: That's almost sad.

Danny: You in?

Jason: Sure, why not.

===

Maddie: Danny, honey.

Danny: Yes mom?

Maddie: I don't mean to.... question, who you choose as your parent but. Well, me and your father was just wandering if he was a... [Maddie gestures with her hand] you know, one of those.

Danny, uncomprehendingly staring at his mother's hand: What.

Maddie: Oh dear, how do I bring this up. You know, one of those.

Danny: Mother I need more context.

Jack: If your boyfriend a crime lord!?

Maddie: Jack!

Jack: What? Beating around the bush wasn't helping!

Danny: Say WHAT?

===

Danny: Hey dude, thanks for helping with this even though you didn't need to!

Jason: No problem, I wasn't doing anything too [Crime Lord activities flash through his mind] important.

Danny: Can you believe my parents thought you were a crime lord though? Weird am I right?

Jason:

Danny: Jason. You are scaring me.

Jason: Haha, yea that's weird isn't it?

Danny: Jason.

Jason: Well, I have to leave now to attend to my totally real and totally not crime related job at the ice cream shop.

Danny: [Squints eyes]

Jason: [Internally sweating bullets]

Danny: Suuuuure, bring me back some ice cream though.

Jason: [Thumbs up and leaves]

[stickerclub2005]

Dinosaur Stickers from The Paper Magic Group - Unknown Year

[nhura]

What's up guys I'm going to be a panelist at RATIOCON 2024 giving an improvised presentation on how silly and weird this guy is

[lurking-loaf]

Have you ever drawn and hidden little doodles of the DCA while at work?

Just scribbled one or two during a moment of free time and tucked them someplace?

There are now 19 of these silly things scattered around a 136 sq. ft (41.45 sq. m) space.

The thing I'm unsure about is whether I gather them up or leave them for future employees to find when the time comes for me to move on from this job.

[opikiquu]

goobly goob gooberton

[iianian69]

those who know

(all characters [or things] are either characters i kin or am kinsidering)

[burirammin]

WIP ⚠️ 🚧

this is 1/3 crop of the og drawing. gonna go fuck around with color and composition for the next week (or maybe more who knows) so please have this :)

Bonus : Logos time laspe!!

The most enjoyable part of it all if you ask me. Weirdly therapeutic. (also the only part that could work as a video because the others are pure CHAOS)

[mikichko]

sukuna’s evil and all but he stutter steps when he hears you ask, “why go beat up innocent civilians when you can beat this pussy up instead?”

like did he hear that right? yuuji’s pretty little girlfriend would never say something like that.

right?

he does a comically slow turn to look at you and you’re just scrolling through your phone, sipping your tea. his eye starts twitching cause, there’s no way.

but he’s gotta make sure.

walks over real slow to the counter you’re sitting at, he’s gotta be real careful not to spook you. just in case y’know.

asks in a low voice, “what was that?”

you don’t even give him the decency of looking at him, just pull a condom from your pocket and slam it on the counter.

“i forgot you’re a little slow when you’re using the head on your dick. brought a visual aid to help you out”

sukuna licks his lips, tapping the little square before a sly grin spreads across his face.

you’re right, after all.

why would he waste his time doing something so primitive when he can make better use of his time to teach you some god damn manners.

[starrysharks]

"don't waste my time, darling. you'd better make for a good fight."

lunette strikewhite, better known as just lunette, is a key character in reassassination. prideful and smug, she fights without gloves, leaving her life and career on the line just for the excitement of it all.

[calciumdreams]

doodle page for the best skeleton

[circuscountdowns]

More about Amara please!! Anything at all, super curious.

🥺 ❤ I'll give you a whole lore dump asdlfj

personality wise, she's a very sweet, very anxious but smart nubian goat. She is a cartographer and navigator that loves to explore.

Originally, I wrote her as Aym's wife in my cotl au's Far future (like after the Bishops' deaths far), where the twins had sailed to distant lands to see the world. Aym had settled down on an island I pictured as Greece/Rome and met her and had two kids!

On that island a war breaks out between the goats and the wolves and it doesn't look Good, so Aym sets Amara and their kids on a boat, hoping his moon amulet and old missionary talisman will get them across the sea to the cult of the lamb. Amara had hid a fatal wound from him as they set off, and she successfully gets the kids to the Lighthouse pier, succumbing to her injury. The Lamb and Narinder are alerted, find a note from Aym that explains everything. And I had it so Lamb couldn't resurrect people from different gods/faiths as the reason they can't bring Amara back and must raise her kids with hope that Aym would one day make it home if he's even alive.

But in the rp that she's more prevalent in and isn't set that far in the future, she's alive and happy--she traveled to the lamb's land with beloved friends and has made a home as a follower where she's met Aym and maps out the gates and falls in love <3 (also her backstory for becoming a cartographer is when she was young, and the goats were at war with wolves, she had been taken as a prisoner but managed to escape. She got lost in the woods and had to figure out her way back to her herd on her own. She had to lead the goat soldiers back to the wolf camp to save the others, and she swore to never be lost again. my girl can find her direction anywhere.)

I love her very much <3

thank you for asking!!!

[battystims]

brett hand stimboard~ for anon that's SUPER anonymous and definitely not fairly obviously the person with a brett hand icon that just followed this blog

👔 🪪 👔 / 🪪 [🙂] 🪪 / 👔 🪪 👔

[ominoose]

𝐎𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Characters: Steven Grant, Cecil, Basil Stitt Summary: Oscar Characters dating a gn! reader that dabbles in witchcraft (written secularly) Warnings: None

☽ 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭

+ When Steven first finds out you dabble in witchcraft, he's intensely curious. His attitude is essentially "Wot's all this then?". At first, he relates it back to everything he knows on Egyptology, comparing any practices you do to that, "Oh! That's similar to what the Ancient Egyptian's did!" or "Hm, that's not how it would've went down back in Ancient Egypt...".

+ He ends up doing a ton of research, half of which isn't even applicable to you, but he likes knowing the ins and out of things, it's his love language. He wants to show genuine interest and care both because its his way of showing he places important on your lifestyle, and because he's genuinely curious.

+ Tries to be as respectful as possible. He knows from Marc being Jewish the amount of importance certain identities or practices can have to people, so with you he's doing anything he can to take it seriously, whether its not touching things or giving you silence to work. That said, he can be a bit teasing sometimes, especially when you give him things, "Hope you didn't put a little hex in my tea." or "What're you going to do, turn me into a frog?!".

+ If he finds out you've left a little sigil note in his work bag to ward off negativity (Donna) or you invite him to join you in making a nice, charged soup, he's ecstatic. Rambling and smiling like a sap, honoured you've involved him.

☽ 𝐂𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐥

+ "Are you... The Blair Witch?" No matter how many times you may tell him you're not the stereotypical, evil, hexing old witch that only brews evil potions in a cauldron, he doesn't fully believe you. Anytime you go outside and someone is rude to you, by cutting you off in traffic or saying a mean word, he's side eyeing you warily, mentally picturing you cackling as you put their hair into a bubbling green vial.

+ The above isn't to say he's scared of you, he's not. Cecil's quite laid back about the whole thing, it's just another facet of you to take in his stride. You're leaving water in jars outside to make moon water? Sure, cool. You need him to pick up certain herbs when he's getting shopping? No problem, (unless its anything other than rosemary and thyme, then he has no idea what the herb is). You want to weave him an intention bracelet? "Aw, babe, that's so romantic."

+ Doesn't understand how it works and perhaps never will. When he's watching sports and his favourite team loses, he'll be sighing and turning to you to ask if you can do something, "Can't you like, manifest them to be less shit? Use your moon water, the moons ball shaped, thats, like, symbolism, right?". No matter how much you try to explain the inner workings of your craft, he will not understand. In his mind, his partner does this weird stuff but it's cool and he will never get on the wrong side of them because he will end up going missing in the woods.

☽ 𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐭

+ Basil is absolutely stoked to have a witch as a partner. He thinks it is the coolest thing ever and romanticises the whole thing a fair bit. All of what he knows about witchcraft comes from pop culture, his mind is full of cliches. When you're forced to tell him that you cannot summon lightening or banish thunder clouds, he's quite disappointed, but quickly bounced back, "It's fine, whatever! You can still hex monkeys, right?"

+ He will watch you in awe if you do anything, asking questions about what something does, why you're doing it, why you're using that, what does that thing mean. Eventually he'll learn and get used to your practices, and it becomes part of his routine with you, he looks forward to seeing you do any rituals.

+ When he's more used to your witchcraft and it does become routine, he might even ask to join some of it, "Can we make a spell jar together? Or will it blow up on me?". When he accepts his scar and mantel of 'Lightningface', completely letting go of his ego and outside perceptions of him, he's ready to delve in and explore new things which your witchcraft helps him do. It's another thing to help ground him, its not exactly common and if he'd spoke about any of it in his past peer groups he'd be ostracized, but now he finds strength in that.

[theriverbeyond]

i must confess i have once again commited the cardinal sin of picking up a new crafting hobby

[motherforthefamicom]

finished redoing the customs of my ocs (jason, left. reagan, right) i mentioned in this post =D

it was a ton of fun finally painting again, i had a bit of trouble (eapecially w reagan since i have no pictures of her original custom) but i think they turned out really cute nd thats all that matters X3

also heres a pic of them w max for good measure (another oc from their little story, i might make him a custom one day since his designs changed a bit but id want a dupe of his base for that, so hes just gonna stay unchanged until then)