#JoCrap

[zwei2x]

Ink pinup of Jocat! Drawn with his permission! :)

[kaleenjackson]

If you play D&D, Pathfinder, Starfinder, or any other Tabletop Rollplaying game (TTRPG) I beg you, as a fellow player and enjoyer of these things, READ AND SIGN THIS OPEN LETTER!!!!

Hasboro and Wizards of the Coast (WotC) want to force a licensing change on this community. What change, simple, they want to force everyone to pay them or die. They want to kill off Paizo (the makers of Pathfinder) and other similar companies by forcing them to pay 25% of their REVENUE, not profits. Taking the money away before the people who actually write the rules, the modules, the rulebooks, and create the art to fill those pages are paid for their work. This could mean skyrocketing prices for those books. They also want all new systems in those games to cease production (like Pathfinder 2E). They want to kill platforms like Foundry where we can play our games without paying WotC for the privilege. This would leave Roll20 as the lone platform to play TTRPGs online and the worst platform at that. (I've literally played on google slides using the archive of nethys and my irl dice to play Pathfinder, and it still worked better than Roll20 does.)

This could also lead to them coming after creators of D&D content, be it songs, parody guides, or even podcasters and YouTubers who play for our fun like Tabletop Champions and Oxventures. This could end up extending to people who publish, host, or blog about homebrew rules, settings, and systems.

Literally every part of the unique, non WotC, D&D experience could be threatened by these changes.

Please read and sign the open letter at the top of the post to help prevent the death of TTRPGs as we know them.

[darkwingphoenix]

Also, he tried to get Julieta and Pepa into Dungeons and Dragons a few times when they were teens, using his visions as guidance on the rules.

His tutorials of choice? Crap Guide to D&D, that's what.

Needless to say

The girls hated it

@ramblesanddragons made a post about how Bruno would look into the future and see Star Wars and stuff and how he would love the Mars Rover and then I started thinking if he might rant about those things when sick and then this madness happened. It completely got away from me, especially in the end, I'm so sorry. This doubles as a get well soon story for you @ramblesanddragons hope you feel better soon

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"Tio Bruno? Everything alright?" 

Mirabel's question, although uttered silently as to not attract too much attention, has - of course - attracted the attention of the entire family. 

'Because they are busybodies, every single one of them,' Mirabel thinks with fond exasperation, conveniently ignoring the fact that she is just as bad. 

Hence, her question. 

But honestly, Bruno looks… bad. Not 'straight out of the walls malnourished'-bad, but bad enough. He does his best to act like everything is fine, but Mirabel sits next to him at the breakfast table and she can see the sheen of sweat on his brow and the red tint to his cheeks. 

Her tio blinks at her owlishly, a vacant look in his eyes. "Huh?" 

"Are you alright?" Mirabel doesn't bother keeping her voice down. The whole family is more or less openly staring by now. 

Bruno blinks some more and then waves his hand dismissively. "Ah sure, sure. Of course. Just a bit of a headache and I stubbed my toe. The force has forsaken me today." 

Mirabel blinks. Bruno owlishly blinks back. 

"The… the what now?" 

Bruno shrugs and tries to put some butter on his knife, but somehow he can't seem to make it stick. "Miercoles. I wish I had a lightsaber right now. Would cut through this butter like… butter. Heh." 

"Uh-" 

"Luke's lightsaber. I like his color best."

"What are you-?" 

Pepa and Julieta groan and get up from their seats. Julieta gives her brother a quick kiss on the forehead (announcing "yep, a fever" to the gathered crowd) and then hurries to the kitchen to make him some healing soup. Pepa takes the knife out of Bruno's hand and butters his bread for him. 

"Don't worry about it, kids. When your uncle has a fever he sometimes talks about some weird stuff he's seen in the future." 

"It's not weird." Bruno mutters,nibbling his now buttered toast. "It's the war among the stars." He turns to Antonio sitting on his other side and pats his head. "The force is strong in you, young padawan. I can feel it." 

Antonio has no idea what that means, but he beams anyway. "Thanks Tio." 

"Wait wait wait?" Camilo leans forward. "There is gonna be a war among the stars?" 

Pepa tries to shush him, but it's too late. Bruno is already getting to his feet. He wobbles a little but keeps his balance by putting his hand on top of Mirabel's head. The girl is too perplexed to argue. "In a galaxy, far away! It's a period of civil war and the spaceships -" 

"Spaceships???" 

"Enough." Pepa snaps. "It's the fever talking. There is no war in space. And I don't think there will be, it's just your uncle talking nonsense. We can't go up to space." 

"We so will. We will be all over the place." Bruno disagrees. He lights up. "Like Opportunity! Opportunity will be up there." He lifts his head to look at the ceiling and to the horror of all but Pepa, who merely sighs, he starts to cry. "Oh Opportunity! Far away from home, but so brave. Oh, such a brave, little rover. You did good. You did really good. Everyone loved you. Will love you. Will have… Will have been lo-... Will have to have love-?" 

"Okay, he's messing up his tenses. That's our cue to get you to bed." Pepa interrupts his confused ramblings. "Tell Juli to bring the soup to his room." 

She takes her brother's arm to lead him away. Dolores gets up and walks up to them. "Do you need help, Mama? Should I cancel my date with Mariano?" 

Bruno stops and takes Dolores' face between his two hands. 

"No! Don't you dare! That's a good himbo you got there. The best. The perfect blend of hunk, jock and decent man. Don't you let him get away, Queen!" 

Pepa looks so done as she pulls him away. "Come on Bruno, there is some nice soup with your name on it waiting for you." 

They disappear around a corner but the kids can still hear some of their conversation. 

"Aw, that sounds fab af. Shut up and take my money, sis!"

"I have no idea what that means, hermanito." 

The kids all stare at each other in various states of bafflement, worry and confusion. 

"What is a himbo?" Dolores breaks the silence. "Is that… Is that something good?" 

"I'm sure it is." Agustin reassures her. "But maybe don't ask what it means either?" 

"Why?" 

"Well… once during a fever Bruno told me that the women of the future would consider me a dilf. I asked him what that meant and he wouldn't tell me but then Juli kinda forced him to tell her but then she refused to tell me! But every now and then she will look at me and whisper that word and just… giggle."

Felix pats his shoulder with an understanding air around him and all present get the distinct impression that he has a similar story to tell. 

The grandkids all exchange looks and silently agree, there and then, to never ask. 

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Yang: Hey, has anyone seen Ruby or Jaune?

Weiss: Yes. They were having a discussion about a video game character that devolved into a shouting match.

Yang: That's surprising. What Character?

Weiss: "The Handler"? I think?

*BOOM*

Jaune: (Climbing out of a destroyed wall) She's Kind! and Helpful! A hell of a lot more than you're being right now!

Ruby: You just think she's Cute! You Jocrap Shitposter!

Jaune: She is Cute! Plus She's got more meat on her bones than you, Because her diet is more than Cookies and Chicken Nuggets!

Ruby: THEY'RE DINO NUGGETS! You uncultured Hypocrite! What do you Like the nickname "Pard"?!?!

Jaune: AT LEAST IT ISN'T VOMIT BOY!

Yang: Wow, they are really going at it.

Weiss: Me and Nora have a bet: If it ends in the making out and going at it in bed Nora gets 1,000 Lien. If one of them ends up in the hospital, Nora becomes my maid for a week.

Yang: Hey Weiss?

Weiss: Yeah?

Yang: Do you think it was smart to tell me that bet about my sister?

Weiss: ...

Weiss: I now realize the mistake I've made. Please don't kill me.

Yang: I make no promises.

[temporalwitcher666]

i just started watching my adventures with superman am holy fuck clark looks exactly like JoCat but if he was as buff as JoCrap and minus the catboy part.

[cubyquiz]

cuby quiz #140 was jocrap from youtube (jocat) (d&d) and the hint picture is them wielding the best weapons. and the text is the components to fireball, the best spell you will ever need in DnD

[asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors]

JOCAT IS NEUTRAL GOOD AND I WILL NOT STAND THIS SLANDER!!!

… JoCrap is Chaotic Evil tho, yeah tha- that’s fair.

Alignments of various D&D youtubers

PuffinForest: lawful evil

Zee Bashew: neutral evil

Jocat: chaotic evil

Runesmith: lawful neutral

XP to Level 3: chaotic neutral

Tulok the Barbrarian: chaotic good

[baba-the-yagaa]

Noble Banquo!

Drawn in red pen because I forgot to switch the colors

[octy-in-boots]

I'm in Miitopia Hell

And I love every minute of it!

Kiri is the first Mii I made for this game, and now that I've got twenty forty-something characters worth of experience I decided to do an overhaul of Every. Single. Character...

I was very impressed with myself for making Essek with pentagon highlights and discovering the cheekbone shaders worked well for defining the bridge of the nose. Note the number of parts used.

Things changed quite a bit today. I lightened the skin tone (I may have gone a bit too light, I can adjust later), added some highlights and shadows to the entire face, narrowed the eyes and changed the iris color (using Essek's card from the Munchkin game as reference), added some jewelry, and darkened the brows.

Looking at it now, I still want to go in and tweak a few things and polish it up.

Pumat Prime is probably my favorite transformation thus far. Respectfully. So handsome! So friend-shaped! So... you get the picture. Unfortunately, I had the short-sighted idea to make him the king. I have regrets.

Allura! I made her the Great Sage, and have zero regrets. I think her new face is better overall (still need some color adjustments for the lips), but I miss the old bangs. Easily fixed! I made her eyes smaller so they look less buggy now.

Next on the list of overhauls: the rest of the Mighty Nein, all of Vox Machina, the DM and a number of NPCs that I adore.

Bonus: JoCrap and Tanjiro!

This is still very much a work in progress, but if you're interested in having these Miis in your game, my access key is 5KLPHXW!

Be sure to check back periodically for updated faces (my creations will have ※ at the beginning of their names).

[little-noko]

Yes the youtuber ! Jocat himself wanted a dakimakura of Jocrap so that’s what we did ! Really nice dude you should check him out ! This dakimakura is now available on the loading crew craft store ! Art(c) AlainaPrana & Little-Noko JoCrap(c) JoCat | PATREON | TAPASTIC | PICARTO | DEVIANTART | TWITTER | STORE |

[professor-lith]

drew the whole party from Jocat’s Crap Guide to D&D, i love all of their designs

[fenikeizu]

[flightlessfeathers]

Got bored and decided to try and do a thing after watching some ppl try and make Jocrap on yt...also I’m alive :3

[mysticdragon3art]

When your solution to everything is Fireball.  lol  (Maybe I’ve been watching some JoCrap lately.)  A quick Figure Friday with Nendoroid Lina Inverse. (4/2/2021)

[nidailylife]

When your solution to everything is Fireball.  lol  (Maybe I’ve been watching some JoCrap lately.) #figurefriday #figurephotography #nendoroid #LinaInverse #slayers #nendography