#Jjba Lisa Lisa

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They are very silly! JJBA part 2 but hamsters!! :D

I made stickers and a Button of these guys! Heres the links if you are interested!

Button Link! Sticker Set Link!

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I wonder how the Battle Tendency crew would react to a friendly Himbo! Pillar Man! male reader who was the only survivor and last of his kind? No one, not even reader, knows how he survived. But, he somehow did. He's usually happy all the time and sometimes jokes about his trauma but he can get serious if needed. He wants revenge against Kars for killing his family.

Reader after telling his tragic backstory: Isn't that crazy? 😄

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea! 😃

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

I love this idea. Himbo reader is best reader.

Joseph and Speedwagon were still trying to cope with everything that just happened, beating Sanvento, the pillar men's connection to the stone masks, and the death of Von Stroheim. They returned to New York and reunited with Erina, before heading to Italy.

He befriends Ceaser, meets his mentor Lisa Lisa, and begins hamon training. Things are going great, but of course life has to throw a massive wrench in the way in the form of a another pillar man.

Your stony body was quite the shock for Suzi Q to find, she ran and reported it to Lisa Lisa. You were stared at, everyone worried. If you awakened, you could kill them all. But, something compelled them to drag you to a shaded area where you awakened. They were on guard, but you didn't attack, instead you freaked out and raised your hands in surrender.

"I come in peace humans!" You exclaim.

They don't believe you, they think you're going to attack the second they turn their backs. Lisa Lisa activities her hamon, and you smile?

"Wait, members of the hamon yribe survived?!" You ask in shock, not angry but happy, like an excited puppy.

The group looks confused and have you explain yourself.

Caesar, straight up flabbergasted and mortified: Wha- I- How the hell are you even alive?

Reader: I have no idea!

Lisa Lisa: Have you heard of someone called Kars?

Reader: Kars? *face goes dark while he poses dramatically in true Pillar Man fashion* I have not heard that cursed name in years.....

They ask you to explain.

" Kars attacked, me and my people, we fought against him. I ended up being stabbed after he slaughtered them, I had attacked with more vigor but I still got injured. I remained entombed for centuries until I met you all, Isn't that crazy?" You explained.

"Final question, are you with us, or against us?" Joseph asks.

"With you all the way, friends!" You declare.

Lisa Lisa

Pleasantly surprised by you friendly demeanor

Glad you're not planning to kill them

She feels kind of bad for you

You both bond over losing loved ones

When she sees you act dumb... she is so confused

You are an ancient powerful being that could kill them all, but you stand out in the rain not moving

She doesn't know who's more ditzy, you or Suzi Q

She finds some of you antics funny

Catches you traning at night, is proud of you for trying to get better

Has a list of things you can do and touch in her house... it's a small list

Doesn't laugh at you or mocks you

Thinks your heart makes up for you lack of brain power

Tries to act as a therapist for you and your trauma

Is kind of like a mom to you

Lisa Lisa: Reader when did you eat today?

Reader: *bright smile* Last week!

Lisa Lisa: *facepalms* Dear, let's get you breakfast.

Reader: ok 😁

^ these kind of interactions are daily

She ruffles your hair and laughs with you

She gets a little nervous when you start ripping into Kars

Wonders where the soft kind Pillar Man she loves went

Teaches you how to act in the world

Joseph Joestar

You're his new best friend

You two are a Josuke and Okuyasu type duo

He enjoys your friendliness

Thankful you were not planning to kill them

Is a little worried about you

When you joke about your trauma... he doesn't laugh

Wants to help you

Asks you about your family to make you feel better

Is willing to spar with you in the middle of the night... sometimes

Teaches you how to adapt to the modern world

Teaches you a few things he knows

Feels bad that you lost everything to Kars

Whenever you do something dumb, he questions how you survived centuries

Calls you "Love" and "Handsome" but you don't understand the flirting

Is annoyed with how dense you are

"You're as dense as the rock you were trapped in!" Becomes a common phrase he uses with you

You two are peas in a pod

Ceaser Zeppeli

He doesn't trust you

You're something that could kill them all, so he doesn't trust you at all

It's only after he sees how dumb you that he starts to let his guard down, only a little

Your "coping skills" makes him a bit worried

Tries to keep his distance but your friendly nature draws him in

Once he trusts you, he tries to be the older brother to you

Also teaches you things about the world

Is horrified by your story, and the way you joke about it

It takes him a bit to realize your jokes are your "coping skills"

He is proud of your warrior spirit

Wishes he could spar without one of you getting hurt

"Sei un idiota!" This something he commonly says to you whenever you've done something dumb

He calls you "second Joseph"

Tries to help you cope in a proper way

Is now a friend of yours

Feels your hate for Kars and wants to help you get revenge

[whos-hotter-jjba]

[hangingoffence]

mother and son supremacy!!!!!!

variations and closeups under the cut

[cinamintyy]

JJBA sleeping hc's:

Part 2 of these hc's: ☆

A/N: I really liked doing the first part, so im doing one for battle tendency. (Has been in my drafts since August...)

Characters: Joseph Joestar, Ceasar A. Zeppeli, Lisa Lisa.

Joseph Joestar:

☆sleeps naked... (I just feel that for him)

☆If not naked then with boxers

☆Either sleeps for a long as time or not at all, either way still has a shit ton of energy

☆Snores... like he snores like a dad

☆Takes up the whole bed AND sleeps like a rock, so you either sleep on a tiny crevice of space or on him

☆He just gets so hot... which depending on the season, is either a blessing or a curse

☆ 5/10 (giving him that cause he's either one or the other)

Ceasar A. Zeppeli:

☆Pretty little princess #1

☆Probably wears satin nightwear to bed

☆has the best covers, I'm talking Egyptian cotton, cashmere. The works

☆His body heat stays neutral on the outside, but I like to think he fluctuates very easily.

☆He buys matching nightwear for you two

☆He likes holding you while he sleeps. It's very comforting for him

☆He has a strict night schedule or his sleep gets completely fucked and he'll be tired for the whole next day

☆ imma give him a 10/10 for obvious reasons

Lisa Lisa:

☆Pretty little princess #2 (except she's a bit meaner)

☆Strict bedtime routine

☆Bath, skincare, prepare room, herbal tea, sleep.

☆always wears short loose nightwear, if it's colder she'll just add more blankets

☆sleeps like a dead person. Once she picks her position, she stays in it the whole night, not making any peeps.

☆If you two are cuddling she is the big spoon, she hates the way it feels when breath tickles against her neck

☆If you bother her during any of this she's kicking you out of the bedroom for the night.

☆She loves you but she needs her beauty sleep

☆Wears a sleeping mask

☆8/10 deducting 2 because of how mean she can be sometimes, but otherwise really sweet)

[goattrucksss]

Every true jojo fan knows that they're counterparts bc both of them have long hair and cool sunglasses (i can't remember the words for Gyro's "sunglasses" but we're just going to pretend they are).One of my biggest dreams is to see these two fight because both of them are part of my favorite characters and idk how to explain it.

Both of them have unorthodox ways of teaching (experience is your best teacher),unlike Gyro,Lisa Lisa was willing to kill from the start,i want to see spin vs hamon,Lisa Lisa has more experience when it comes to hand to hand combat and hamon meanwhile Gyro has a stand (please don't beat me up for thinking Ballbreaker is a stand or i'm going to cry and make everyone here uncomfortable) and he has the golden rectangle and stuff.Both of them are very good at their respective abilities so yeah.Side note i kind of dislike how this drawing turned out but i needed an excuse to talk about this and to draw them so i still like it in a way

[gothearts]

Doodles from a voice call with friends.

[signanothername]

Drawing old man Joseph made me miss young bitch Joseph, say hello to my second fave jojo/part <3333

Dialogue in the second artwork is a ref to this masterpiece

[starry-blue-echoes]

so we've made the jojos were...creatures...vampires, what else? I think the next logical step is making them mermaids when they get water on them. the merstars

B E T

for extra fun, what if they're like. The mildly eldritch Giant mermaids. Like, the ones that could hold a human in the palm of their hand

just. The Joestar family are essentially literal legends. Jonathan used to be Dio's friend and companion, protecting his ship and crew by swimming alongside them until one day he was betrayed and his skeleton was then hung up like a skeleton and ever since the family has distanced themselves from humans, save for Speedwagon and Erina since they were Jonathan's close friends

now the whole series has been shoved to the water. Maybe George II was a half-human who just kept growing until he had to be moved to he water permanently, but fell in love with his childhood friend Elizabeth who would visit him and even bought a home on the seaside. Maybe one day she was followed and George was slaughtered, and while she was able to get revenge she was forced on the run to escape legal repercussions

now thanks to Erina and Speedwagon she lives on an island far by the coast and almost an hour away from anyone else where she does her best to teach and raise her son in peace. Being only 1/4 mer Joseph could probably pass as a human, albeit a pretty large one, but there are some traits he struggles to hide should any person try to get too close, like having slightly strange eyes and patches of scales and gills

Suzie was a mer who'd pass through at regular times in the year and she and Joseph slowly fell in love with each other. They'd go on long swims into the sunset and stare at all kinds of plant life. Joseph would bring Susie all kinds of Land Foods to share and he learns how to cook specifically so he can share it with her. Susie tells him all about her travels around the world and deep in the ocean and brings back souvenirs. It didn't surprise anyone when they announced their marriage and Joseph purchased a boat so he and Susie could travel together

Holly grew up in the ocean and on a boat. She would swim alongside her mother and father as they travelled, going where she pleases. Susie and Joseph weren't surprised when she fell in love with the musician who would always play his songs by the sea. When Jotaro is born, he has a sort of a split custody of sorts. For the school year he lives with his father on land and attends human classes, and then during the summer break and any other long breaks he travels the ocean with his mom and interacts with other mers

Fibsh People Go Brrrr

[macabrecocktail]

lullaby for gods

[seraphimhoney]

what the jjba part 2 characters say when they're upset

btw this is canon araki spoke to me in a dream

joseph: "they say i can't run from all my problems but just fucking watch me"

caesar: "i bet this is somehow joseph's fault"

suzie q: "i'm gonna delude myself into thinking this isn't happening right now"

lisa lisa: the deeply upset mother stare

kars: "kill yourself"

esidisi: "i'm really gonna do it this time"

wammu: "this is but a test of my willpower, and i shall persevere"

santana: "fuck it i'm going back to the stone"

speedwagon: "jonathan wouldn't have treated me like this"

granny erina: "when i'm dead you'll be fucking sorry"

[yamayukao]

I wanted to reach out, but I never said a thing.

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 1 Match 33

[zay-does-things]

I'M SCREAMING

are we gonna have a problem?

[hajnarus]

Jojo-mom colour switch

[jeonseoguu]

lisalisa and her british woman swag