#Jill Cannon

[moonilit]

This is all about Jote now

[sailormeeks]

make a poll with your five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone’s favourite

lol I wasn’t tagged I just saw some say that they tagged no one and to go for it so imma do the same!

I had so many more characters but wanted to keep a theme going lol

[lasudio]

StrangeSpot, Round Twenty Six: Hart

Miles changes his main aspiration to family because he wants to learn how to make soup. His secondary is romance so he hasn't decided he wants to get married or anything - in fact, he wants to have ten lovers at once. His latest is Dot Matrix. Boots and Cannon seem to like her too. The latter cat appears to have taught herself how to use the toilet! Go Cannon <3

Leon wants to have a baby. Things are still weird with DJ since the wedding breakup and he's following her lead on when he can get to know Omni. Not wanting to risk commitment to someone else just yet, he asks Jill if she would be willing to be an alien donor. She accepts, and not just out of the kindness of her good witch heart - Leon's one of her old teenage loves, and by donating the old fashioned way, she's ticking off a woohoo that's been a long time coming!

Poor Matthew just wanted a soak in the hot tub but he got struck by lightning. Miles pretends not to see him, or hear him over his sick beats.

[adamwatchesmovies]

Death Wish II (1982)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

I’m fairly sure everyone involved in the making of Death Wish II knew they were making trash, which begs the question: why was this movie made? This is exploitative, cynical filmmaking that does little more than re-iterate everything that was said and done in the first but worse.

After Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson) comes home to find his maid and daughter raped and murdered by the thugs who stole his wallet, he returns to his vigilante ways.

Woah, Woah! Slow down Death Wish 2! TWO of Kersey’s close ones get raped and murdered? Save some of them for Death Wish 3! I mean, otherwise what crime will the incompetent police force fail to solve, forcing Kersey to take the law into his own hands AGAIN? If you’ve seen Death Wish, you’ve seen Death Wish 2. There’s something particularly vile about this action film, and it isn’t only the excessive amount of female nudity as the hooting criminals gleefully lick their lips while ripping off the women’s clothes. Say what you will about the first but it was exactly that, THE FIRST. You needed to show those trauma-inducing moments to make you understand why Kersey would take the law into his own hands. This time, director Michael Winner's only objective is to exploit the audience. It's so manipulative you'll be tricked into wanting to see violent revenge fantasies brought to life by a man that’s way too old to play the role he’s playing. The criminals in this film do nothing BUT victimize women and torment innocent people. They're cartoons.

This picture has nothing to say, even if you haven’t seen Death Wish or its innumerable clones. We do not explore the toll this violence has upon Kersey beyond his lust for revenge. There are no moral dilemmas about the vengeance he rains down upon the thugs (which, if it interests you, includes a young Laurence Fishburne III). The topic of vigilante justice is never shown in a balanced manner. I can’t even say the action scenes are particularly exciting, or the deaths satisfying either.

Is there ANYTHING good in this film? Well, two I suppose. The first is that because the film is obviously lewd and lurid from the first few scenes, it’s never actually as impactful as it should be. It’s the most backwards compliment I’ve ever given but it’s true; by being crappy, the film manages avoid becoming offensive. This makes it “better”. Even so, it still contains gratuitous amounts of rape so maybe I’ve just become numb to it. Your mileage will probably vary on this issue. The second “good” aspect is a scene so bad it becomes comical AND checks off an item on my list of things I’ve always wanted to see in a movie. If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when a character jumps out of a window when they have no idea what’s outside. In Death Wish II, someone jumps and lands on something that kills them instantly. I’ve wanted to see that ever since I sat through 2005’s A Sound of Thunder.

Trashy, lazily written, unimaginative, tired, cheap... there are many unflattering adjectives which would comfortably fit Death Wish II. It’s wretched and I can’t imagine the next in the series will be any better. (Full-screen version on DVD, November 4, 2018)

[chrisnaustin]

If only I were she!

[jetsteelyourheart]

Update from my main account: first chapter is up on AO3

Fair warning to my bloodlines mutuals, I've been writing a fanfiction plot to redo the last book into what it should be, and the outline is already 80 pages long... I know we are a small but dedicated crowd, but I sincerely hope it doesn't suck, cause I'm doing this for us...

Ships: pretty much all cannon but throwing in some confirmed pan Adrian, trans Marcus, and gay Mia for kicks. It's not so much a ship fic as a full redo of the last book to add in all those loose ends...

Added plots: Jill gets to do things now, Olive gets to live, taking down the alchemists, whump all around, enemies to bffs, Zoe redemption, the other magic user in reeducation, adrians mental health decline, learning to manage the bond, what happened to Avery, Christian and Mia get to be characters again, angeline gets to be in the book, its a gay allegory, the fall of Jared Sage, Duncan and the Mortimers, Selkie Rowena cause why not, Sheridan, finishing the strigoi vaccine, tattoo artist Adrian, a lava pit shows up, cult ritual, showdown in a church, last night on earth, hopper is important, werewolf malachai, sydneys powers are actually impacted when she had sex but thats ok, Debbie Sage and Daniella ivashkov best friends club, Carly and Marcus on screen romance, no fucking scavenger hunts or wimpy ass villains from book 2

[lordprettyflackotara]

Creepypasta Masterlist:

Jeff the killer:

sfw & nsfw general headcannon’s

criminal

—> the one where Jeff robs a bank and you’re the cute bank teller

dollhouse || part two || part three || part four || part five || bonus ||

—> the one where you’re paired with your enemy to complete a mission for slender

did it first || part two

—> the one where jeff is obsessed with you but he doesn’t anticipate you to return the favor

red sex || blurb

—> the one where jeff can’t get enough of seeing you in his favorite color

Eyeless Jack:

sfw & nsfw general head cannon’s

till dawn || part two || part three || the finale || bonus ||

—> the one where ej needs shelter from the rain and keeps your bed warm in exchange

huntin’ wabbitz

—> the one where you accidentally stumble upon ej’s dinner time, resulting in you being his dessert

whogoesthere? || part two || part three ||

—> the one where jack saves you from a coyote & you offer him a joint as payment

after hours

—> the one in which you usually only see jack during his heats, but he decides he wants you all year round

4 am || blurb

—> the one in which jack can’t get enough of the taste of your period blood

who’s afraid of little old me?

—> the one in which you’re hunting in the slender forest, only to be caught red handed by jack, who is very territorial

make a move

—> the one where you’re a detective tasked with investigating a local cannibalistic serial killer demon

american dream || blurb

—> the one where you realize jack is better then the american dream

BEN Drowned:

video games || blurb

—>the one where you give ben a little payback

professional

—> the one where you’re ben’s favorite cam girl

mr.take your bitch || blurb

—> the one where ben wants you all to himself

Proxies:

holding the gun || hoodie

—> the one where you’re a proxy on a mission with hoodie and things get a bit heated on the way back home

betrayed || masky

—> the one where you betrayed masky and he’s not going to let you forget it

decode || ticci toby / two

—> the one where toby saves you from a bear and you can’t get him out of your head

the perfect pair || masky || blurb

—> the one where you’re the perfect partner for masky

freaky friday || the proxies || blurb

—> the one where you’re having a late night smoking session with your boys

dance with the devil || ticci toby & kate the chaser

—> the one where you’ve been kidnapped and kate offers you something you can’t refuse

blue || masky

—> the one where you’re tim wrights girlfriend and he comes to say goodbye after becoming a proxy

6 inch heels || the proxies

—> the one where it’s toby’s birthday and is taken out to a strip club to celebrate

deja vu || hoodie

—> the one where you know hoodie somehow, but you just can’t explain it

The Bloody Painter:

habits

—> the one where your abusive relationship with your boyfriend intrigues helen, causing him to become obsessed with you

art deco || blurb

—> the one where helen needs one more orgasm from you and his paintbrush is going to help him get it

hostage

—> the one where helen kidnaps you and you become his more then willing hostage

Bonus features:

forgot about jack || eyeless jack & jeff the killer

—> the one where you’re a newspaper editor who makes a story about the boys kills belonging to an eyeless jill and jane the killer, resulting in an angry eyeless jack & jeff the killer showing up at your door.

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓵𝔂pasta / 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓵𝔂mansion au:

noise w / masky / hoodie / toby / eyeless jack / ben drowned / jeff the killer & ben drowned / the bloody painter / jane the killer & homicidal liu /

—> the one where you’re the lonely maid forced to work at the slender mansion

danger || masky & eyeless jack

—> the one where you sneak into slender’s forest to see your boyfriend masky, only to find out his secret life was much more than you could imagine. now your life is on the line and masky is willing to give ej anything if it guarantees you can escape alive

world class sinner || jeff the killer & jane the killer

—> the one where jeff and jane are determined to prove they’re better then one another and you’re the perfect person to make that decision

Series:

hitchhiker

masterlist with chapters & links to different platforms is : here

—> the one in which you help the proxies back to civilization by giving them a ride. but little did you know seeing their faces made you a target. one that needed to be eliminated.

[meowbert-whiskers]

Weird ass Resident Evil head cannons because my brain is too silly

Wesker 100% got bullied by Chris and Jill when he was working with S. T. A. R. S. and cried at least once from it.

The moment Ashely got home she started crying to emo nightcore music while downing an entire pack of shredded cheddar cheese.

Luis definitely grabbed Leon's ass at least once whenever he bent down, then got the same treatment from Leon.

Leon purposefully coughs very dramatically in front of people who smoke to make them feel bad.

Chris has frequent nightmares about marrying Jill just for her to turn out to be Wesker in disguise. Every single time he has that nightmare he wakes up in a cold sweat with tears streaming down his face like he just saw the most horrifying thing know to man.

Rebecca has a penis straw some where in her house. It was a gift from Jill.

Wesker is horribly afraid of horses. Any time he sees a horse he starts running away as fast as he can. One time a horse smiled at him and he started screaming in terror.

The only reason Claire wears a ponytail is because one time when she was younger she went to a public pool with Chris and got her hair stuck in one of the drains and had to get a short hair cut. She was bullied about it for years by Chris.

Sherry is obsessed with Pokemon, especially when Leon first started working with the government since he got a bunch of money, and had a Pokemon themed bedroom. Her favourite Pokemon is Sylveon. Leon's is Pikachu because he's a dumb idiot who never saw the appeal and just wanted to make Sherry happy.

William was incredibly nerdy to the point where Annette would sometimes tape his mouth shut while they worked or else her infodump about each way to use a syringe/suture needle/any sort of medical shit they had to use. Albert didn't mind it when he rambled, though.

Chris once pranked Albert by switching his artificial sugars for his coffee with salt and hiding laxatives in it as well. Albert has never forgave him.

Jill once smacked Chris so hard he fell over and folded like an omelette. His spine has never recovered.

Leon was 100% a fan of Oingo Boingo and Weird Al. I will not explain any further.

Ada gets her nails done every other month by the same nail tech. Rebecca is secretly the nail tech.

Leon once accidentally sat on one of Sherry's Plush Charizards and got screamed at for an hour. Sherry said that she didn't want his "butt cooties" on her dragon.

Ashley loves cheese. Specifically brie.

Leon sometimes stares outside of the windows in his home while zoning out and standing completely straight. He also falls asleep like that with his eyes open. Chris will sometimes join him in watching the outside except he stands like a dad and does that thing where he has some sort of nut in his hands and shakes them around before eating them.

Chris wants to have kids, more specifically a daughter, so when Leon was on missions and Claire had to babysit her, he'd try to bond with Sherry. Sherry was horribly afraid of him and would cry if she was picked up by him.

Chris once smacked Wesker so hard his glasses went flying off. Wesker immediately got on the floor and started searching for them Velma style.

Leon unironicaly goes "YEOWCH!" whenever he gets hurt.

In the helicopter, Carlos slung his arm around Jill to try and be hot. It backfired once he realized Jill was both sleeping and drooling all over his arm. Ew.

Leon coughs like an old man on hospice.

Wesker sneezes like a kitten, especially during serious situations. He goes, "I'LL FUCKING END YOU-Achoo! (｡>﹏<｡)"

William once mistook Albert for Anette when he was incredibly tired and kissed Wesker on the lips. Neither were complaining.

This is so fucking dumb but please listen to my insane ramblings. PLEASE.

[chiffon-and-spice]

RE HC's: Attachment Style, Love Languages

(Keep in mind these are literally all HC's and if you disagree, it's not cannon so don't get your dick in a twist. This is literally just how I see the characters. Most are bisexual because… it just feels fitting to me. Idk. If you don't see a character here that you'd like me to do, please let me know.)

Characters in this Post: Rebecca Chambers, Billy Coen, Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy, Claire Redfield, Ada Wong, and Carlos Oliveira. (if you'd like a character not mentioned here done, feel free to ask <3)

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Rebecca Chambers-

Sexuality: Bi/Demi-sexual

Zodiac: Virgo

Love Language: Becca definitely expresses her love through acts of service. She may not be all that great at expressing herself through words, and being busy with work allows her little time to be close to you in person. She will do little things like fold your clothes if they're still in the dryer, make your bed, do those chores you aren't looking forward to, and so much more. She loves the idea of helping make your life a little more easier. When it comes to being shown love however, Rebecca loves words of affirmation. She thrives best when you give her hella love and reassurance. Not being good with words, she admires how freely you can talk about your feelings for her. It literally lights up her soul.

Attachment Style: Despite a lot of the struggles Rebecca has been through, she's pretty secure in herself and the relationships she gets in. Even though she struggles with her words, she's super effective at communicating her feelings when it comes to issues. Rebecca is also really good at self-reflection and will work on herself in all the places she falters, to ensure you two have the most healthy dynamic. She's super trusting of you, and does not hesitate to give out reassurance if you ask.

Billy Coen-

Sexuality: Bisexual

Zodiac: Taurus

Love Language: Billy expresses his love through physical touch. Whether it be through gentle caresses or playful pokes and punches, he lovesss touching you in any way. He can't seem to keep his hands off of you. You go out, he will kick you playfully under the table, and in the morning he's the one to cling to you and not want you to get out of bed. Morning sex is a given with him. He loves to make you feel good, and he feels best when he's touching you. When it comes to being shown love, Billy is a big fan of quality time. He doesn't care what it is you're doing, he wants to be close. You have to go to the grocery store to do some mundane task, nothing makes him more excited than you inviting him to go. He especially loves when you take time off of work or other things to be with him. Knowing you took time out of your day and your life to make room for him makes his day.

Attachment Style: Billy hasn't had the best of luck in the relationship department, especially with his past, and it makes him weary of who to trust. He's got an anxious attachment style, and while he craves love he's also terrified it isn't genuine. Billy can be super clingy at points, and sometimes struggles when you don't seem to have time for him. He needs constant reassurance, that you're for him and only him. He realizes this about himself, and always makes sure to tell you before you start dating. When given reassurance, he is the happiest boy, and he will never tire of you showing him just how much you love him.

Albert Wesker-

Sexuality: Pansexual (this is actually not a stretch as his VA played him as a queer man Link

Zodiac: Aries

Love Language: Albert expresses his love through giving gifts. Bro is not good with words and not a fan of being touched. But if he's sees something that reminds him of you, he will absolutely get it. He will shower you in gifts. You mention needing a new set of pens to take notes, he's already half-way to the store, buying the specific ball-point or gel pens you require. Working late, he's stopping by your workplace with food from your favorite place. Have a favorite show or little obession, he will buy anything for you that relates to said thing. When it comes to being given love, Albert loves acts of service. When you do things for him, it makes his life a lot easier. Especially if it's something he's not looking forward to. Nothing impresses him more than you doing something for him, when he didn't even have to ask for it.

Attachment Style: Albert 1,000% has disorganized attachment. One minute you think he's absolutely into you, and the next he is running for the hills. He's terrified of rejection, but also craves acceptance. Albert sometimes completely shuts down and doesn't talk to you about his concerns with the relationship. A lot of the time, even he doesn't know why he's being distant. It doesn't seem to matter how good you treat him, he always has anxiety about your relationship, but if you're super patient with him he can be the most tender and loving soul you can have. Often the relationship may be confusing, and Albert doesn't really talk about his feelings. Sometimes, he can even be a little aggressive and lash out, but he always apologizes and begs for you to stay.

Chris Redfield-

Sexuality: Bisexual/Demiromantic (takes bro a lot to be romantically into you)

Zodiac: Scorpio

Love Language: Chris expresses his love through acts of service, man struggles with words like Wesker and physical touch can be too much for him sometimes. But occupying himself with things to do that'll make you happy is how he loves showing you his love. He can get physical every once in awhile, but he kinda does that with a lot of people, so it isn't exactly how he expresses his love. Doing things for you also allows him to express his love for you in a way that makes him feel comfortable. Like your coffee a certain way? Chris is working his ass off to make sure you get it. When it comes to being shown love Chris surprisingly likes words of affirmation. He can't speak for himself, so when you talk about how you feel it makes him weak. He wants more than anything to be able to speak the way you do, and that's why he appreciates when you do it so well. Using your words sometimes can be a bit much for him, and makes him want to pull away, but in the long run he does find comfort in them.

Attachment Style: Chris has an avoidant attachment style. He feels like he has to go through everything on his own, and if he isn't strong enough to do it by himself then it makes him feel weak. He can seem extremely emotionally closed off at points, which makes it difficult to communicate effectively with him. He has a bit of a negative mentality, that relationships aren't necessary and he does best on his own. Good luck getting him to talk about his feelings, because this man is closed up tighter than a shell. Most of his relationships have been in the casual/one-night stand area. Chris is the first to walk off during an argument, and can definitely hold a grudge. Being patient with him is pretty rewarding however, as he apologizes after awhile. This is very hard for him, but when he cares about you, he will try to better himself.

Jill Valentine-

Sexuality: Bi/Greysexual

Zodiac: Libra

Love Language: When it comes to expressing her love, Jill loves spending time with you. She will take breaks from work, and when she works from home she will seek you out in the house. Even if it's sitting in silence, she wants to be by your side. She's very dedicated to her job, so she can't think of a better way to show you how much she cares than to distance herself from work. She loves physical touch, and nothing makes her feel more appreciated than when you touch her. Especially on the thighs or arms. It drives her wild. Underneath that badass exterior, she's a cuddly bunny. When walking around in public, and you throw your arm around her shoulders, she never feels more loved and secure. Even if she knows she can take care of herself, having you around makes her feel secure and comfortable.

Attachment Style: Despite being a bit obsessive with Umbrella, Jill has a bit more of a secure attachment style. The most issues you may have is maybe not getting her full attention at times, but she will quickly rectify it if you point it out. She's effective at communicating her wants and needs and really appreciates when her partner does the same thing. Like Rebecca, she is also kind of patient, but she won't tolerate certain behavior past a point. If she's making a big effort, she expects you to do the same. She's super understanding of your traumas and past however, and will do her best to help you. She also encourages you not to be codependent and overall just wants you both to grow as people.

Leon Kennedy-

Sexuality: Bisexual (bro fucks a ton after RE2)

Zodiac: Leo

Love Language: Leon expresses his love through physical touch. Bro is so touch starved, he gets his cuddles in any time he can. Practically clinging to you like a koala. He loves running his hands through your hair and being big spoon to you. He covers you in kisses to, if the skin is exposed, he's going for it. Big fan of hickeys to, and loves marking you in easy to see spots. He also loves recieving love this way. When you hold his hand in public, he still gets little butterflies. Pressing yourself a little more into him, when you guys are sleeping, is the hottest thing you can do for him. Practically melts from it. He loves rougher touches to. Like you running your nails down his back or biting his lips when you kiss.

Attachment Style: Leon has an anxious attachment style, and is terrified of getting close to people. Like most of the RE men it seems. 😭 Probably cause he's seen so much death. When he does start getting close, he struggles to let go. He can be suffocating at points, with how much he wants to be around you. He wants to take every second in, because he's so paranoid about it being your last together. While Leon doesn't communicate his feelings verbally, you can easily read when things are off and after a bit of work he may reluctantly open a little. He's very hard to crack. Leon is very efficient at asking about your feelings however, and will gladly hear all of your problems. Somehow, despite not knowing how to fix his only problems, he always seems to have solutions for yours.

Claire Redfield-

Sexuality: Lesbian (cry about it)

Zodiac: Aquarius

Love Language: Claire is surprisingly great with words, and loves to show it. She expresses how she loves you through words of affirmation. She will tell you she loves you every single day, and she means it with all her heart. Claire is the type of partner to send you loving paragraphs before bed, and makes sure you get a goodmorning text every morning. She leaves sticky notes everywhere to when she thinks about it, with little things she loves about you. When it comes to being shown love however, Claire really enjoys quality time. Expressing that you want to actually spend time with her whenever you can means the world to her. Growing up with Chris, who's been very busy since she was a kid, she's always valued the little time she gets to spend with her loved ones.

Attachment Style: Claire learned a lot from Chris, which made her have the exact opposite attachment style as him. Being practically raised by him and having a good relationship with him, she's pretty secure in her attachments. Even when things get rough, she's always understanding and holds out hope. Claire has always been good at being self-sufficient, so she doesn't need to be around you 24/7 or hear from you constantly. Doubts don't really get a hold of her in your relationship, and she's super easy to connect and be vulnerable with. She'll even talk about her own personal experiences just to make you feel more comfortable.

Ada Wong-

Sexuality: Bisexual

Zodiac: Gemini

Love Language: Ada never explicitly states what or how she's feeling, she's very much a woman of action. This is why she expresses her love through physical touch. Though she's not entirely clingy with it. If you're around, it could be as simple as her feet across your lap, while you watch tv. When it comes to physical touch for her, it's not the soft little gently caresses you're used to. She likes to be rough, and she will not hesitate to pounce on you. When it comes to being shown love, Ada enjoys receiving gifts. Not being given things too frequently, it means the world to her when her partners comes to her with something they bought specifically because it reminded them of her. Hell, even if it's not something she quite understands or likes, she will try to play it cool while freaking out on the inside. Despite Ada's distant exterior, she's definitely an absolute softie.

Attachment Style: Girl has got disorganized attachment style, one hundo percent. She's hot and cold with anyone she's with, and you always second guess just how she feels about you. You convince yourself that it's part of the fun, and the second you start to distance yourself as well, she's showing right back up. Ada feels undeserving of a healthy relationship, so when she gets a good thing her first instinct is to flee. Being that she isn't entirely true to herself and is always putting up a mask, it's hard for her to make genuine connections. Ada is sick of the mask however, and is so desperately ready to let it drop and be loved. Once you have her, even if it feels like you don't, you're stuck with her. She will harass you for the rest of your life, and play it off as anything but an interest in you.

Carlos Oliveira-

Sexuality: Bisexual (he came out to me in character ai, so practically cannon)

Zodiac: Saggittarius

Love Language: Carlos loves spending time with his partner. When it comes to his work, he doesn't get a lot of free time, so the best way he expresses his love by using what little he does have with you. Hell, he'd take time off just to be with you. Despite being a massive flirt, when things get serious he isn't the best at expressing himself in a way that isn't lighthearted or teasing. So instead he shows it, by dropping everything just to be around you, if you so please. During his breaks, he stops by your workplace whether it be to give you a little kiss or something more. He checks up on you with facetime calls frequently, when he's away and can't stand when work pulls him away from you. When it comes to being shown love however, Carlos very much likes things to be physical. Anyone can say words, he knows this more than anyone being the huge flirty whore (affectionately) he is, but to actually act on these things sends his heart soaring. And not just sex, though Carlos is very fond of that aspect to, he's more into the careful and intimate touches. Being hugged from behind, soft kisses along his neck, you playing with his hair, he practically folds over it.

Attachment Style: Weirdly enough, Carlos is pretty secure in his attachments, though I think he's cautious about entering a committed relationship with someone. He doesn't just feel that kind of love with anyone, and when things do go beyond flirting and hook ups, you know you've got something special with him. Carlos might not be the best with words, but he's an amazing listener and will gladly listen to whatever possible issues that may arise between you two. Even if he struggles with how to put things into words, he tries his best to open up with you as well. Carlos's work has always kept him pretty occupied, so he's never really felt too wound up about being away from his partner or having to put some healthy distance between you to. If you can work with his pretty hectic schedule, he will gladly work with you. Carlos is also a super gentle lover when no one is looking. All his rough talk and flirts are definitely for show, and the second you start getting a little bit serious with him, he gets flustered.

[sharp-silver4795]

Creepypasta Mansion HC’s

Ok, I figured yall need to know my “au”(?) for creepypasta if we gonna keep doin this.

Once again, I’m gonna put headers and color codes. There are no warnings necessary.

Color code is by the amount of work each section has to do.

None >> Least >> Decent >> too much

Housing [General]

So I’m a bit conflicted on how I think about “mansion”- either the “traditional” idea of the mansion, or (my more main version) ⬇️

I can see it as “the mansion” is an area of land, and not an actual building. Each of the creeps are grouped in different ways to live together in groups of 3-4. I tend to lean towards this one. So, for these HCs I’m gonna stick to this version.

“The Mansion” is divided into four main sections:

True Mansion: the actual mansion. Only the Slenderman/Operator resides here.

Inner Mansion: the smallest occupied area of the mansion. That being said, it has no divisions. This is reserved for most of the Proxies.

Mid-Mansion: The largest collective area of the mansion. It has four divisions. It is the most occupied.

Outer-Mansion: The largest complete area of the mansion. Has no divisions. Has the least amount of occupants.

The rest of my head cannons are going to be sorted by these areas of the mansion. The true mansion will not be included for obvious reasons.

Inner Mansion

Occupants: Rogue Proxy, Wilson the Basher, Kate the Chaser, Masky, Hoodie, Kat Hunter, Neon Spike (OC)

One cabin with two levels. The girls are on the lower level, the boys are on the second.

They have the least amount of work due to no one actually being able to get that far into the mansion grounds.

Mid-Mansion: Game Freaks

The far western section of the mid manor.

Occupants: BEN Drowned, Lost Silver, Herobrine, Dark Link, Glitchy Red, Sonic.EXE

It has one cabin with only one level, but they’re share rooms.

Mid-Mansion: Circus Freaks

Eastern most area. It actually has two cabins due to disputes between certain individuals

Despite being called “Circus Freaks” not all of them are based on a circus.

Southeast Occupants: Laughing Jack, Jason the Toymaker, Candy Pop

Northeast Occupants: Laughing Jill, Doll Maker, Candy Cane

Out of all the sections of the mid mansion, they have the least amount of work.

Mid-Mansion: Outsiders/Defensive Rebellion

So, backstory: there are two parts of the mansion called the “Rebellion”. This is because they don’t exactly “fit” with other creeps. They’re wildcards, if you will.

Called “Defensive Rebellion” because they are at the second North and South Levels.

There are two cabins, one in the north and one in the south.

Northern Occupants: Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Nathan the Nobody

Southern Occupants: Puppeteer, Clockwork, X-Virus

I will probably make a separate HC post for the proxies to explain why X-Virus is here.

The North does nothing. The south has a good bit on their hands though.

Outer-Mansion/Offensive Rebellion

Alright. The largest area of the mansion without divisions.

It has one cabin, and four occupants: Ticci Toby, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, and Liu Woods. (I refuse to call him Homicidal Liu it just sounds weird.)

They have the most work due to this being the first area of the mansion.

But they paid the big bucks 💰💰💰

They kind of solo the different areas of the OR.

Toby takes the Northeast + East, Jeff takes the Northwest + West, EJ takes the southwest, and Liu takes the southeast.

Other Stuff

To the south of the mansion grounds there is a highway that is right next to the city.

That being said, the south of the mansion is usually how people get in.

The mansion isn’t really big into fighting Zalgo and shit, they just protect the grounds for the most part.

Well, I hope ya liked this one. Sorry that my posts are really long, I just try to be thorough-

[primrosepurple234]

I know damn well that Berry Burton took one look at Chris, this 20-something year old orphan with a savior complex, and thought, “ what’s another kid to look after?”

Which explains my head cannon of why he distanced himself from Chris for the entire first game, if he was going to sabotage anyone’s chances at making it out alive, it wasn’t going to be the little medic who reminded him of his daughters, and the young man whom he had adopted in every way other than legally

(Not to say he didn’t care about Jill, he probably knew that if anyone was going to put things together about the traitor, it would be the master of unlocking)

[ghostmaldo]

𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘ RE3 Remake: Taking care of Sick Jill and Carlos (Seperate) with GN!Reader~General head cannons 𖤣.𖥧.𖡼.⚘

I am barely recovering from being sick from a week long cold and this sort of just manifested into my head and I thought, why not? Less evil in this Resident.

No warning, just natural sickness and fluuuuff

I didn’t really proof read this… my bad

Ask box open 💙

Play list I listened to while writing this—> Best of Resident Evil on Spotify ^^

~Maldo

❀ Jill Valentine ❀

~So, I picture SO and Jill have been living together for sometime in their shared apartment. It started with a slight sneezing fit throughout the day. Nothing a bit of allergy medicine couldn’t fix. However, by the end of the day SO would notice shes doing clearing of her throat more often and ask her about it. She’d simply reply with: “My throats just a little dry.”

~However, by the next morning Jills throat is completely raw, her nose is stuffed up, body aches, chill. Mad suffering. She insists she can walk it off but with some firm convincing from SO she’s politely shoved back into bed while they run to the nearest store to get her some medicine and things that are easy on the stomach. Jill sleeps the entire time their gone and only stirs agains when she hears the front door open. An instinct of hers.

~SO comes back with the best of medicine, sports drinks in her favorite flavor and of course some chicken noodle soup in the shape of stars. Upon seeing the stars printed on the front label she laughs (In a sickly way) “Stars… really?” SO nods and claims it would help her feel better.

~Having a warm bowl of soup and medicine admisintered by SO. Jill melts into the blankets and knocks out for the next several hours. She’s incredibly touched by her SO checking in on her every once and awhile. She’s always slightly aware when they enter their shared bed room, placing their slightly cold hand on her forehead or cheek to check for her temperature. But she keeps her eyes closed and allowed them to make her comfortable. It’s… a nice feeling for her.

~A real swooning moment would be when SO exits the room again. Gently closing the door behind them as to not disturb a resting Jill Valentine.

~When Jills feeling up to it. SO would help them into a warm bubble bath to help with the congestion. Afterwards, SO can suggest rubbing Vix on her chest to further help with the snuffles.

~A repeat of this cycle and after a few days. Jill starts to feel good as new. On the first day shes feeling much better but still a little groggy. Shell crawl out of bed with a blanket and find SO. Who’s currently on the couch doing one of their own activities quietly, though they are happy to see Jill out of bed. Together they take a nap with the sun rays warming them from the window. It’s the final medicine dose Jill needs to be back at 100%.

~Snuggles and forehead kisses with Jill make Maldo’s heart melt

“Thank you for taking care of me for the last few days. Ive been so use to taking care of myself I forgot what it was like to be dotted on.”

~Que a warm embrace and a tender kiss

❀ Carlos Oliveira ❀

~Carlos makes it everyone’s problem that his sick and by everyone I mean his SO. While his groaning and tossing and turning in his bed. SO finally comes to check up on him and his just laying there with these big merciful doe eyes. Before he has a chance to say anything, his body send him into a coughing fit that has him curling back into bed.

~SO: “I told you you were getting sick-“

~Pillow thrown at them from the man baby.

~Anyhow, SO proceeded to find some medicine in their apartments cabinet and a thermometer to take his temperature along with a cold rag. Poor guy did look really pale and clammy. If Carlos does have a fever, SO has to be prepared to wrestle the blankets off of him as his shivering from said fever.

“Carlos you have a fever!”

“I’m coooold!”

~Finding a can of chicken soup with stars in the kitchen. SO leaves Carlos with a movie running in their shared bedroom while they warm up the soup on the stove for him. As they read the medicine has to be taken with food or he’ll be sick and with an upset stomach-

~When he sees the bowl of soup he scowls slightly. “Haha very funny…. Staaars (S/O)” Listen I thought it was funny

~Will not let his SO leave his side. After the medicine starts to make him drowsy he literally pulls SO into bed with him and snuggles against them. And looordy is he a heater even without his blankets. Carlos claims he’ll only get better if he has his beloved next to him the entire time. With a sigh, SO relents, but faces away from him as the little spoon as a precaution to avoid getting sick themselves.

~Only takes about a day or two to recover and is ready to go back out into the world. As a token of his appreciation for dealing with him. Carlos takes SO out for dinner at their favorite restaurant.

“Hey, thanks for the last few days. I was a brat… but I appreciate you for taking care of me.”

~Que forehead kiss and Carlos wrapping an arm around their shoulders and pulling them in closer.

[xxizombiexx]

BOYFRIEND

WARNINGS- 18+, DOM!Jill, SUB!Reader, Female x Female, eating out, fingering, drunk sex, praising, slight mommy kink, tit sucking, fighting, cheating, + more!

Summary- Jill sees you alone at the bar, so she decides to have some fun with you

She is literally my wife (cannon)

Um. I don't know what came to me while writing this

Jill watched a you and your boyfriend fought for the third time that night. She shook her head in disappointment as your boyfriend left the bar angerly, as you sat on the bar stool, drunk and confused. So, she decided to do something: after all, you can't leave a pretty lady by herself at a bar. She slid onto the bar stool right next to you. "Hey." Jill said, taking a sip of her alcoholic drink. "I saw you had a fight with your boyfriend there, you alright?" She asked, looking at your pretty face.

"Yeah," You whispered. "He's--he's just drunk." Oh, Jill didn't like that. She didn't like not one bit. "Why don't you come back to my apartment with me?" Jill suggested. "It would be much safer there then here with these disgusting pervs." Jill looked into your (e/c) eyes. "Maybe we can get to know each other. Become friends?" Your frown, almost admittedly turned into smiled at the thought.

"Okay." You giggled. Jill smiled at your smile. "Okay." Jill repeated, before drinking the last of her drink.

Her apartment wasn't very far from the bar. In fact, it was a two minute walk, (when sober).

She stood in front of her door, twisting her keys into the lock, as you leaned against the wall, ignoring the fact that this was a complete stranger who was taking to her home. When Jill finally opened the door, you were the first one to walk inside. It was a nice, cozy apartment. Admittedly, you took off your heels and placed them by the door. "So, what's your name?" Jill asked, shutting her door. You turned to look at her, "Y/n. What about you, stranger?" Jill chuckled.

"A pretty name for a pretty lady." She stated. You blushed at the complement. "Jill, by the way." Jill said, throwing her keys on the coffee table in front of her couch. You sat down on her couch, and almost sunk into it, with how comfortable it was. Jill sat next to you. "So, Y/n, have you ever been with a girl?" Jill asked, as she lit some apple pumpkin candles. You gave her a confused look, but that slowly turns into realization.

"Noo, wait--are you trying to have sex with me?" You asked, giggling. Jill smiled at your response. "Maybe." She replied, leaning back into her couch. "Only if you want to." Jill said, looking over to you. You bit your lip and thought for a moment.

"What about him?--My boyfriend?" You asked. "What about him?" Jill asked, rasing an eyebrow. "He's gonna get mad, if I sleep with another man." Jill couldn't help but think about how cut she is. "Oh, but honey, I'm a woman. Plus, he won't know. It will be our secret." Jill said, placing a finger on her lips. "So, what do you say?" You, without hesitation, nodded your head. "Good girl." Jill said, which caused you to clench your thighs together. Before you knew it, her lips were crashed onto yours. Her lips were soft, and you could taste her cherry chapstick on her lips. Her fingers began to trail down to your skirt that you were wearing. You couldn't help but to moan into her mouth as she started to make her way up your skirt. Her fingers reached your covered cunt, feeling the wet spot on your panties.

"Aw, are you this wet for me? I'm honored, princess." She said, which made you moan once more. Jill then began to rub small circles on your cunt. She loved watching the faces you made when she would slowly make he way to that sensitive bud. The sounds you made were pornographic, but it was music to Jill's ears. Yet, you wondered how much better it would feel without the stupid fabric in the way.

"O-oh m-my fuck!" You practically yelled, as Jill starts to go a little faster. And this was just from her rubbing your covered clit. "You need to be quiet baby." Jill whisper into your ear. "I have neighbors. If you can't be quiet, I'mma need to make you be quiet." She then went to attack your neck, leaving purple bite marks on it. "O-okay--okay." You whispered, biting your lip to keep you moans back. "I'm-g-gonna-" You were so close to coming, yet Jill took her fingers away from you soaked panties.

"Not yet baby." Jill said, sitting up. You whined at the lack of touch. She than began to strip. Her pulling off her tank top and then her bra, to reveal her tits. Then she did the same to you, but also taking off your skirt and panties, in which she also took off her jeans and underwear. Now that you two were completely stripped, Jill laid you down on your back. "You are so beautiful." Jill muttered, taking one of your boobs into her mouth. You moaned, throwing your head back. "J-Jill". She took your one nipple and started to pinch it, so both of her boobs were getting attention.

"Your tits are so soft." Jill muttered, licking your other boob. You almost came from just her words, but she had other plans. She began to start kissing you, from your chest, to your stomach, and then finally--your core. "Mommy's gonna take care of you real nice." She mumbled, kissing your inner thigh. "P-please! Please m-mommy!" You moaned out, as she started to eat you out. She loved the smell and taste of you, she could come just from eating you out. Her tounge was incredible. It licking all the right spots and in all the right places. "F-fuck!" You moaned. "I-I" you couldn't even get the right words out. Her tounge dipped in and out your cute hole.

"Go ahead." Jill said in your cunt, causing you to roll your eyes back. "Cum for mommy." And that you did. You came all over her face.

After words, Jill ran you a nice bath. While you in the bath, Jill took the chance to put her number into your phone.

[candychasse]

Splendor Mansion Head Cannons.

Splendor used to share Slendy's mansion, separating it into West and East wings respectively. However after a not so friendly incident in the 80's involving laughing jack and Jill, Splendor chose to move himself and his proxies/helpers to a mansion he built himself.

Speaking of the proxies/helpers.. The reason why he 'collects people' so to speak is because he feels the need to give people who usually don't quite fit in a soft place to land.

Splendor's mark so to speak, takes form of multicolor polka dots in a straight line wrapping around usually one's wrists, waist, ankles, or neck.

He also uses his Proxies/Helpers to send out on missions to go fetch him a magical artifact or two. Usually something particularly dangerous which he doesn't want falling in the wrong hands. This usually causes his Proxies to step on Slender's proxies toes quite a bit.

Anyways onto the house itself. I believe that the respective mansions can travel to wherever Slender or Splendor wants them to be. Splendor rather likes parking his house on the west coast in red wood forests or beside Rocky beaches.

Splendor's mansion itself is rather hard to find if you don't know what your looking for. Basically, if you actively look for it, you'll be lead in circles, but if you could care less, congrats you found it!!

The mansion itself has colorful walls of neon and pastel hues with various plants scattered about.

Splendor asks every new person in the mansion what their preferred decorating style is. And by the end of the initiation dinner, they'll have a whole bedroom styled to their personal taste.

^ because of this, many ghosts inhabiting the mansion get very disoriented when phasing through walls.

Due to the mostly pacifist nature of the residents in splendor mansion, most of the food made is vegan or at the very least vegetarian. Although for the residents who choose to eat meat/animal products there is a separate fridge for them.

There's a chicken coup in the front yard, where in which one particular black silkie rooster is named Jeff.

Has a walk in fridge mostly dedicated to ice cream, sherbet, and popsicles.

The pantry is always fully stocked with every comfort food imaginable.

Splendor's mansion has a lot of natural light coming in the form of, a ridiculous amount of stain glass windows that are downright impressive, various skylights on the second floor, floor to ceiling windows, two different sun rooms, and while not attached to the mansion a very big greenhouse.

The mansion regularly smells like freshly baked bread, desserts, and pastries.

I feel like the decor room by room is from completely different decades, but all goes together because it's so colorful.

Like the kitchen looks like a kitchen from a 2000s sitcom. With those themed kitchen appliances sprinkled in, like a hello kitty beldner, coca cola microwave, a my little pony waffle maker, and toy story pizza maker.

Meanwhile the main living area is very Victorian. (They even have a radioactive clock!)

And the hallways kinda look straight out of a weirdcore Pinterest board.

Has first aid kits in every bathroom. (For obvious reasons lol)

[goodgrammaritan]

[xxsweetoothxx]

Okay this could 100% just be me seeing shit that's not there. But I think I noticed a thing regarding Jack and Jill just looking at how people react to Ragz and how they refer to them depending on how I draw them.

I've come to the conclusion that LJ if you redesign LJ you can literally do whatever the fuck you want so long as you don't change his nose to much and people will still look at him as LJ make him as gnc as you want! Masculin? Feminine? Androgynous? Give him tits if you like even and he's still gonna be recognized as LJ make him ratty as hell or dapper as fuck it don't matter.

but Jill, it's like God forbid she be kinda ratty or wear pants.

Cause if I draw Ragz in a frilly dress with neat hair people think it's Jill but if I draw them in a skirt with patches and messy hair nah that's Jack. And maybe that's just people know my blog because I mostly post "LJ" but even looking at the tag for Jill like... a lot of them are pretty similar to the cannon design for here! I think I saw maybe one or two that were super different.

There's nothing wrong with her being closer to the cannon design for her, obviously, but that's just a thing I noticed and thought was interesting