#Jezza Kyle

[druggonaut]

I just found out that our disgraced national treasure, Jeremy Kyle has done the classic Right Wing Pivot. He's moved on from manufacturing false situations and manipulating poor people on his namesake show, now he anchors for TalkTV doing the classic tabloidesque reporting on such timeless tropes as "immigrants = big bad and behind all social ills" and "god damn Poors on the Dole™ getting more money than nurses".

Good to know that the lil domestic abuser has moved on and remained undeterred by the axing of his False "Reality Show".

I sure wouldn't mind his blowing up in a car full of hammers , that's for sure.

[guiltygearxrd2]

no one fucking told me that bridgerton is just jezza kyle for dnd players what the fuck man

[rinhaler]

i fancied jeremy kyle when i was like 16 is that bad 🫠

NAWT JEZZA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[waglifeornolife]

Where is Jeremy Kyle when you need him

jezza, fancy doing a one off?

[meetrex]

Rex was invited on the set of Jeremy Kyle to surprise Finley, a very special and very brave little boy!

[fags-whiskey-razorblades]

PLL and Jezza Kyle day Need to cheer up

[thatpapsmearrrrr]

I want to catch penguins and call them all Graham.

[voyager221141]

“Grannies are supposed to knit, not roll a spliff!”

Jeremy Kyle

[redwylde]

I watch Jeremy Kyle for the controversy.

[jegulusofwesper]

Do they all have to get their teeth done before they go on? Like you never see anyone with Jezza teeth they’re always sparkling

My love island thread 🏝 🧵

[pastelbabekunst]

He can keep it

[balillee]

i reckon dream smp characters would star in a fucking incredible episode of the jeremy kyle show

jeremy: and, according to the dna results, you are not tommyinnit's older brother!

wilbur: *holding jezza at gunpoint* i think you better read that again fella

jeremy: and in this episode, we're going to be dealing with a trio of guys who split up after an amnesic episode led to one of them being excluded from the foundations of their new country!

jeremy: so this here envelope will reveal the true, legal owner of the discs mellohi and cat. open it, dream, you prick

dream: *absolutely fucking seething*

[faunahudson]

I feel like all those episodes of Jezza Kyle and Doctor Phil should have prepared me for the day that my Dad got a girlfriend who’s my age.. and yet no.. no they absolutely did not. Like don’t get me wrong I always knew my Dad would win sleaze bag of the year award someday.. I guess I just didn’t think that 2021 would be the year that he won.

[wrong-intherightway]

You can't make this shit up😂

[mrjc1]

Me every time I have to explain the basics to one of the boys when they get their heart broken 😂 yawnnnnnn

[jezzacorbyn]

I love calling the corbynator 'jezza' because when the Blues hear 'Jezza' they think Jezza Kyle so I can say 'we need jezza' and they'll think of Kyle when in reality I'm advocating for socialism

ok but “corbynator” fucking slaps too, wow