#Jesus get a grip
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it’s really not that complex whatsoever if you’re not a colonizer apologist i am so fucking serious
#andor talks#i don’t even need to tag this because this is also just a fact of life#jesus get a grip#feeling gringophobic
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"all pap walks are staged by definition why are people still surprised by that" tell it to Britney, you dumb bitch, and every celebrity whos privacy been violated
learn what the term pap walk means you dumb bitch lmao
#it literally means walking in front of the paps lol#ask#anon#obviously its not referring to people who are photographed in their homes or as they're exiting an hospital or whatever#Jesus get a grip
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post itself
false flags
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tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
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buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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to add to the post i reblogged, i just want to say this
the slenderverse fandom has a huge problem with sexualizing the characters, and more importantly the actors. ive seen it mostly with evan jennings, tim sutton, and brian haight. people forget that THESE CHARACTERS ARE PLAYED BY REAL FUCKING PEOPLE. you can say you find them attractive, you can, just for the love of god don’t sexualize them publicly
why the fuck do you think most of the slenderverse cast members and creators don’t associate with their fandoms much anymore if at all? why do you think they post much less frequently? WHY DO YOU THINK BRIANS INSTAGRAM IS PRIVATE? because this fandom has such a big problem with being overly sexual with characters played by actual human beings with significant others who are, very rightfully and obviously, UNCOMFORTABLE
come on, guys. yall can do better. do whatever you want privately with your friends but please don’t make this shit public
don’t mean to be aggressive but seriously. stop
#genuinely makes me so upset seeing people be gross to them#have you seen the weird shit put in tim and brians tumblr asks#jesus christ get a grip#rant#text post#slenderverse#emh#everymanhybrid#marble hornets#mh#evan jennings#tim sutton#brian haight
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seeing depictions of the crucifixion and getting nauseous with gender envy what is wrong with me
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started stardew valley for the first time. born to remember villager likes and dislikes forced to immediately forget it the moment i take my eyes off thw wiki
#HELP. HEEEELPP <- THE FORGETTER#i have 18 different tabs open and im pretty sure half of them are duplicates. i have not made anything past 5000G i am so cooked#rn im at summer 11 ish?? i cant remember dates in real life either jesus christ GRIPPING THE COMMUNITY CALENDAR WITH MY BARE HANDS#my ass really went into this like “ill just take it easy and go into it blind so i get the newborn baby deer experience" completely ignoran#to the fact that i get anxious disappointing ppl and not having any background knowledge going into smth new. like a FOOL#also the walking speed is just slow enough to make me space out and forget where i was going and what i needed to do head in my hands#ive had to backtrack all over pelican town so many different times im in fucking adhd hell. resource management hell#im saying this like i hate it but its actually pretty fun and engaging when im not gripping my head trying to remember what i was doing#i got linus' 2 heart event and it made me whimper a little. LINUSSS LINUS I LIKE HIM. AND WILLY AND MARNIE THEYRE SO NICEYS#marnie kinda like.. reminds me of my friends mom even her face is pretty similar. shes sweet i like her. also willy calls me lad hes cool#i think im just gonna start a new save and NOT rely on the fucking mixed seed forages bc my ass was too stubborn to buy seeds#i just got sebastians 2 heart event too ughhh ive never had to work so hard for an emo boys approval. but it was satisfying#corn will fix me. its a replenishable summer-fall crop corn has to fucking fix me PLEASE#i also. made a stardew valley farmer. the one im playing as. their name is cosmo they have a backstory and everything im making#him a ref. his backstory is so fucking funny just wait#yapping#diary#puppy plays sdv
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They really did get married in Las Vegas bcz if this ain't newly married couple behaviour idk what is .
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I think that everyone who's suddenly decided to hate Luke just bc of the photos from last night should step outside and touch grass. He's a grown man, he's allowed to do what he wants.
None of that is negating his devotion to the role, the fact that he played his ass off in s3 or that he has an incredible friendship with Nic.
None of that should matter to how you perceive the show or this season's leads. Separate actor from your parasocial beliefs and you'll be happier for it. I promise.
#jesus people get a grip#like we all knew it was promo#done wonderfully might I add#and now they can rest/work#and he's free to do what he wants#he deserves the best bc he's an incredible actor and a nice human being#so please stop saying Polin season is ruined bc the promo is over and Luke appears to be in a relationship#who cares#anyways I'll shut up and go back to my gifsets#luke newton
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THREESOMES MAKE ME SO OVERWHELMED SO MANY COCKS SO MUCH CUM SO LITTLE TIME
#i have like TWENTY IN MY DRAFTS RIGHT NOW JESUS CHRIST#wally x reader x dick#reader x jayroy#iwaoi x reader#sunaosa x reader#satusugu x reader#GET A GRIP XI HOLY FUCK#there’s only so much cock a girl can think about#xi talks
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okay so. i suppose that's up for interpretation but jackie hauntings to me are a manifestation of shauna's grief and guilt everytime and never anything actually supernatural and so it's so fascinating to see "ghost jackie" after only two months of her being dead cause she's actually so close to real jackie. in s1 she was more of a haunting presence. like a fading memory almost, the most clear and present and alive in jackie's own room on her birthday. but there, in the shed with her frozen body, the memory of real jackie is still so strong it's all consuming. something something about how it consumes shauna and shauna consumes jackie
#wakey wakey gay cannibalism on tv#im slowly getting a grip on whatever happened to my brain and nerve endings during this ep jesus christ#yellowjackets#shaunajackie#yellowjackets spoilers#yellowjackets blogging
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The PJO fandom wishes no harm to the actor who would play Nico di Angelo in the show BUT would jump a 10-year-old solely because they ship Nico with a girl, not knowing he’s gay?
#jesus christ get a grip#this is so funny lmao#nico di angelo#god bless this fandom bc i surely won’t.#pjo fandom#pjo show
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tell yourself whatever you want, but if you voted for trump you voted against everything Jesus died on a cross for. your Christian values as excuse to vote him us actually a mockery. you wave with abortion theme. what about the rest of it all? shame on you. Jesus would never. i hope the mask is comfortable.
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The amount of people who truly think bi representation ONLY counts when someone is dating someone of the same gender is concerning to say the least. Buck is bi even if he goes on to date or sleep with women again, he’s also bi if he sleeps with men, he’s bi because he openly identifies as a bisexual man. It’s truly that simple. Just say y’all only gave a shit about bi buck because he was kissing a white man y’all thought was hot at this point and go because tooooo many of y’all are acting like bucks not bi anymore strictly based on the fact that he broke up with Tommy and Lou won’t be on the show anymore. Tommy did not make buck bi, buck discovered that about himself and it still applies no matter who he goes on to date or sleep with in the future.
#get a grip people seriously#go to therapy or touch some grass#something Jesus Christ#911 abc#evan buckley
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so i love your horror posts but you seem like a super obnoxious and abrasive person. you don't have to be such a jerk if people don't agree with you, i've seen so many text posts of yours like this. as if you're the only one who understands good taste or the movies you watch.
haha what like saying a compliment at first is going to mean anything after you insult me. i don't really care if people dont like my posts. I post my opinions. I also love how you posted this as an anon like say this with your chest anon.
#if you don't like my blog#womp womp#the real world is allowed to hate on people's opinions#is this about the lisa frankenstein post#jesus christ get a grip#i only ever disagree with people heavily if one they insult me on my own post or its just a healthy debate#me posting my horror opinions is abrasive#you sound insufferable and if you want to come off anon ill gladly say it again to be even more abrasive
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whoever that woman on titkok is please take her account away from her i might kill myself if i hear her voice again
#ppl post her videos here sometimes and im really trying not to be mean but literally why is she like that#i love listening to rage posting but sweet jesus she was so annoying#THEYRE NOT GONNA MOVE IN *CLAPS HANDS* THEY HAVENT BEEN DATING FOR LONG *CLAPS HANDS* THEY'RE INEVITABLY GONNA BREAK UP#havent she literally just started watching the show? please get a grip and calm down and you have zero authority to call ppl stupid gurllll#“bucktommy is DOOMED from every interview” okay??? chill#her reaction video got me i wanted to smack her every time she looked at the camera like it was soooo performativw#stop squirming bc two adults are flirting w/ each other you are GROWN ffs
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i’m too old to have anxiety i feel like an awkward teenager #embarrassing
#why do i have chronic stomach and headaches#why am i sitting outside someone’s house for 15 minutes because i was so scared of being late#but i’m also scared of every car passing by#jesus christ get a grip!!!!!!!#you’re an adult!!!!!#mari.txt
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