#Jesus Conversations
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Food and Fellowship
DISCLAIMER: This post is not for everyone. I hope it is, but that would make me delusional. My intention is always to provoke thoughts and laughter. If it turns you on, well, that’s unintended, but you’re welcome. How was your day? I am tired of riding the TTC with homeless people who smell like pee and are unpredictable because they are mental. And every time before I sit down I stare at the…
#Humor and Satire#Jesus Conversations#journaling#Religion and Modernity#Satirical Reflections#social commentary#Urban Life Observations
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i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media
#sjonnie.text#i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and#they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself.#IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS#AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT#i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ#text post#anti instagram#anti tiktok#anti influencers#anti capitalism#20k
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Eddie posts a TikTok that was filmed in almost complete darkness late at night. You can just barely make out the angles of his face in the moonlight when he’s like, “Run that question back by me, Stevie.”
Steve: Do you think our pets have low self-esteem?
Eddie: Right, that’s the question.
Eddie: And the answer is no. They got high self-esteem like their dad.
Steve: But I’m insecure!
Eddie: I was talking about me.
Eddie: I preform on stage and am married to one of the hottest guys I know.
Steve:
Steve: Who’s the other hot guy you know?
Eddie: You, ten years ago.
Steve:
Steve, heavy consideration: That’s a good answer.
#their pets are not - in fact - insecure#Ozzy kills it everyday as a service dog and he knows it#and Joan thinks when you say ‘Jesus’ you mean her#(one of her main hobbies is scaring the shit out of Eddie so often when some did say Jesus Christ they were talking about her)#these are normal conversations they have when neither can sleep for a few days#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington
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genuinely one of the most life-ruining things i've seen today. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuyck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what t the fuck what in the fucking fucking fuck seriously what the fuck im about to start screaming what the fuck what the fuck dnt you know how abnormal i am about them what the motherfucking fuck aHELP ME
#i need to be medically sedated.#all i wanted out of this season was an acknowledgement about those two and how they're dealing without their dad#and i wanted at least one conversation#and i got both#PLUS THIS#what fo you fucking MEAN we finally get a childhood snapshot of rafe and sarah im about to be so violently ill do you understand how#important this is to me#we are on the raod to reconciliation babey#thank you jesus and also god#sarah cameron#rafe cameron#outer banks season 4#obx s4 spoilers#outer banks#mine
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According to this study, women diagnosed with [anorexia nervosa] at the age of 15 years are likely to live 25 years less than predicted for the normal population; women diagnosed at the age of 20 are predicted to have 36.6 years of life remaining, versus 60.5 for the normal population; and for those in whom AN starts at the age of 25 the estimate of years of life remaining is 32.2, versus 55.5.
https://sci-hub.st/https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0378512213001254
#jesus christ#this is what i was talking about earlier about how teen girl suicide mortality stats are in a sense “wrong”#because the eating disorders teen girls tend to choose as a suicidality outlet are on a time bomb and aren't counted as successful suicides#and im not arguing that they should be#im just saying a lot of girls try to starve to death for a good ten years of their teens#but cant because children's bodies are extremely resilient#and then they end up dying later from the suicide attempt#same can be said from organ damage/hypoxia from overdoses i guess#anyway i never see this discussed in the teen suicide conversation and im not advocating definitions be changed i just think its important#eating disorders#disordered eating#anorexia#anorexia nervoa#anorexia nervosa#bulimia nervosa#i should put a bunch of pro-ana tags on this but i cant be fucked to look up the current ones im sorry
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buck and eddie talking at the graveyard in 6x15, background music removed (x)
#THIS IS THE MOST QUIET ONE YET JESUS#feels like i am intruding on the most personal conversation they've ever had#buck opens up#like. eddie takes IN what he says#they trust each other with this <3#911edit#buddie#911 abc#911#background music removed#mine: video#mine
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Based on The Light of the World by William Holman Hunt; Absolutely adore all the designs of the brotherhood AU by @0ketlyn-s @tea0w0stache and @elijah-doodle :)
#Jesus trolls art was not on my 2024 bingo. I had way too much fun with this#also I was drawing this (secretly?) while my friends were having a long personal conversation about religion. Dramatic irony#trolls#trolls brotherhood au#brotherhood au#john dory#branch trolls#trolls fanart#had to guess at branch's design at this age. Basically just made him smaller lol#y'ever fully render a piece and only THEN notice your anatomy mistakes. Yeah that's why the flat and rendered are a spot the difference gam#(/j)#man these tags got rambly#art
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Do you see my vision
#I should’ve posted this to my comics blog but I still haven’t linked that to this acc yet ah well#based on text conversations w my friend#anyway take it#fae.txt#marvel#spider man#spideypool#spideytorch#spideydevil#spideycat#spideyvenom#Jesus idk all these ship names ok um#petermj#petergwen#spideysilk#I think#parksborn#I might move spideysilk to the doomed yaoi category#hmm
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Jesus is my older brother, not my dad.
other christians don't seem to feel the same?
am i missing something where he insists on such a thing except perhaps with actual little children?
#christianity#tumblrstake#Quakers#i just want to know what y'all think#progressive christianity#some christians see themselves as his children#but again most chrsitians are sippin trinity juice so the Father is the Son? egro Jesus can be Dad#i guess i'm not a true monotheist bc if Jesus is a child of God and told his disciples to call him friend. he is my peer#Jesus is my peer - big brother - mentor - friend#God the creator is my Mother/Father/Parent(s) as well as Jesus'#Jesus and I are both children of God and Jesus is my teacher/my respected older brother/ my friend#i think the Holy Spirit is what generally moves around among humans and through humans. experiencing God through others.#also an internal prompting on what direction to take (which typically needs to undergo through discernment) but is sometimes an act rn thing#hence the gift of the Holy Spirit being gifted to us#but now i'm getting theological in the tags#did i mention that all of this is through my christian lense and a muslim could have a different perception and be just as valid#and thats on different ways people see the Divine and how the Divine presents Godself/selves to different people#i know this because Heavenly Mother was at my conversion experience. she offered an invitation - an embrace#and i took it immediately a wept#and i think that presentation was intentional bc i may not have/wouldn't have reacted the same way to Heavenly Father#our relationship is good now - Heavenly Father and I -currently on the rocks in my “ God#in my “God - why?” era. shit has been dark. and people are commiting atrocites in your name#i do pray for their smitting. but only in a way God with Hir cosmic justice sees fit#and for softened hearts more often but on one occassion it was “plz get these sinners in line” and pulling out psalm 94#Godposting#religion
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If anyone allows Zhang Teng to get in again, I'll kill them!
AI DI + talking about & attitude towards death KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#i'm obsessed with this guy. did you know. COULD YOU TELL.#not included: ai di trying really really hard to kill zhang teng with his own knife#being gifted a shotgun and getting really fucking excited about it#cdy literally saying to him 'if this was 4 years ago you would have killed a bunch of people by now'#and every single line in the 'die before you' ep13 scene bc unfortunately it isnt like i could fit the whole conversation into this set#basically he's feral and should also be allowed to do whatever he wants all the time forever#anyway i'd like to thank god and also jesus that after *gestures* all this AND chen yi getting shot (hah) no one died in this show#.................it would have been really funny if zherui had though. like. it would have been ironic. to me.#because he's always the guy telling ai di to be less violent and then ai di has to scold him about Real Gang Life okjdflkasjdflk#i love to bully that guy idc. <3
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reading xie lian’s POV is actually hilarious once you realise xie lian isn’t oblivious at all, he basically guesses most things immediately, he’s just taken the veteran autism tactic of “it’s too much effort to figure out when it’s appropriate to mention that i know something, so i’ll just pretend i don’t know until someone says it aloud”. sometimes it turns into a bit. the truth might be embarrassingly obvious, but social cues are hard, and xie lian has infinite time to wait for the other person to blink first.
#tgcf#autistic xie lian#xianxia jesus#meta stuff#like. he knows. for a great many things he knows instantly#and acts like he knows#but he’s not going to be the first to acknowledge it#because as an Autistic he has no sense of scale whether he has like. reasonable ground to say things.#like he’s old enough that i’m sure he could figure it out if he tried#but he’s tired he prefers to wait#like he knew who hua cheng was from the second he got on the ox cart#that’s why he baited hua cheng into the conversation#and hua cheng also knew this that’s why he let himself be drawn in#like. they’re 800 year old gods they know this#but also xie lian is like. is it rude to call him out. i have no idea.#so he kind of pokes around for evidence that would give him an excuse to admit he knows it’s hua cheng#but then when fengqing show up it’s funnier to pretend he doesn’t know#like. never say that xie lian isn’t committed to the bit in his old age
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Black Kier is an innie-brand incentive. Do you understand? Lumen gives innies little tastes of power and ownership in order to reward them for good work. They have done the same for Natalie and Milchick, giving them a “re-canonicalized” version of Kier because that is what Lumen thinks will make them feel connected to the founder. “This is what power looks like. Hold it, cherish it. Power does not look like you, but if you please us then we can pretend it does. If you are good, you will almost be as good as us.”
#severance#severance season 2 spoilers#severance show#severance season two#severance apple tv#severance spoilers#seth milchick#mr milchick#mr milkshake#natalie severance#Lumen does not see innies or POC as people#god it’s sickening#and black kier and white Jesus are on the same spectrum#but you’re not ready for that conversation
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i love when characters have bizarre fucked up toxic violent freudian homoerotic relationships with their own alter egos
#jesus of suburbia and the narrator would have a very nice and normal conversation except that what they’re saying makes no sense and#jesus manages to smoke every last one of the narrator’s cigarettes over the course of it#st jimmy and tyler durden would beat each other into the hospital in a way that is functionally gay sex#ryddles
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y'all acting so upset over a daddy kink being brought up in a CANON RELATIONSHIP with Buck looking PERFECTLY HAPPY ABOUT IT as if we didn't all see that look on Buck's face when Maddie asked him why he had a ring cutter
#buck is INTO THIS SHIT#tommy didn't “bring it up out of nowhere”#youre telling me you've never had a serious heartfelt conversation and immediately followed it up with a joke/flirt to lighten the mood??#because you're a fucking liar if you try to say that#BUCK STARTED FLIRTING FIRST#DID YOU NOT SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE SAID THE WORDS DADDY ISSUES#jesus christ hes allowed to flirt with his boyfriend#i am a tommy stan#he has done nothing wrong#bucktommy for the WIN bitches#stay mad#argue with a wall#911 abc#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy
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Esther 6:1-11 (NIV). [1] “That night the king could not sleep; so he ordered the book of the chronicles, the record of his reign, to be brought in and read to him. [2] It was found recorded there that Mordecai had exposed Bigthana and Teresh, two of the king’s officers who guarded the doorway, who had conspired to assassinate King Xerxes. [3] “What honor and recognition has Mordecai received for this?” the king asked. “Nothing has been done for him,” his attendants answered. [4] The king said, “Who is in the court?” Now Haman had just entered the outer court of the palace to speak to the king about impaling Mordecai on the pole he had set up for him. [5] His attendants answered, “Haman is standing in the court.” “Bring him in,” the king ordered. [6] When Haman entered, the king asked him, “What should be done for the man the king delights to honor?” Now Haman thought to himself, “Who is there that the king would rather honor than me?” [7] So he answered the king, “For the man the king delights to honor, [8] have them bring a royal robe the king has worn and a horse the king has ridden, one with a royal crest placed on its head. [9] Then let the robe and horse be entrusted to one of the king’s most noble princes. Let them robe the man the king delights to honor, and lead him on the horse through the city streets, proclaiming before him, ‘This is what is done for the man the king delights to honor!’ ” [10] “Go at once,” the king commanded Haman. “Get the robe and the horse and do just as you have suggested for Mordecai the Jew, who sits at the king’s gate. Do not neglect anything you have recommended.” [11] So Haman got the robe and the horse. He robed Mordecai, and led him on horseback through the city streets, proclaiming before him, “This is what is done for the man the king delights to honor!”
“Listening Through Restlessness” By In Touch Ministries:
“Sometimes a sleepless night is a sign that God has something to say.”
“When we’re too preoccupied to hear God’s voice, He may get our attention by giving us a restless spirit. The book of Esther gives us a wonderful example of this. In the sixth chapter, we see that King Ahasuerus “could not sleep, so he gave an order to bring the book of records” (Est. 6:1). As a result, the king became aware of an assassination plot against him that had been foiled by a man named Mordecai. The ruler made plans to honor him.
What the king didn’t know, however, was that Haman—one of his royal advisors—had targeted the hero Ahasuerus wanted to celebrate. Not only had Haman plotted to hang Mordecai (Esther 5:14), but, as this month’s Bible study explains, he’d also planned to kill all the Jews. Because of Esther’s request (Esther 7:2-4), the king intervened, saving not just Mordecai but the entire Jewish population.
Now, what started this process? It was a restless night. The king did not know why he couldn’t sleep, but we know—he had insomnia because God was trying to get his attention. The Lord had something important to say to Ahasuerus, and His way of getting through to him was an unpleasant night of sleeplessness.
How often has this happened to you? In such moments, ask the Lord, “What is it that You want to tell me?” You’ll discover that God can and will speak to you.”
#esther 6:1-11#god speaks#conversations with god#god loves you#bible verses#bible truths#bible scriptures#bible quotes#bible study#studying the bible#the word of god#christian devotionals#daily devotions#bible#christian blog#god#belief in god#faith in god#jesus#belief in jesus#faith in jesus#christian prayer#christian life#christian living#christian faith#christian inspiration#christian encouragement#christian motivation#christianity#christian quotes
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i want to say first of all that i fully respect a community's/denomination's/culture's right to have closed practices. i am not entitled to other people's traditions, and when i am a guest in a space i understand that everything is not automatically for me. and i know i do not have to understand to respect.
and also! when i go to a catholic church and can't receive communion i want to fall on the floor weeping. what do you mean i can't have him he's right there. sorry my baptism was the wrong kind of baptism. i'm hungry and you want me to become someone else before being fed.
#lutheran alert but will NEVER understand closed communion. i respect it. but i do not get it#none of us will ever be holy enough to hold jesus within us but we do every day anyway. and so we are#communion is what brings me to god. to put a barrier of entry on that. to say you have to believe certain things or be in a certain state?#idk it doesn't sit right with me.#again i respect it i have catholic family ik the beliefs/history/good intentions.#but i need to come out as an open communion fan#roman catholicism didn't exist yet at the last supper. jesus said do this in remembrance of me.#everyone who does this has already fulfilled the requirements to be present at the table#i think that was the only hard part of my grandfather's conversion. that he could break bread for me at the altar but couldn't give it to m#i would give anything to watch him preach one more time (he's retired/sick now)#but more than that i would give anything to be fed by him again. to eat with him as our lord commanded#just once.#i will have to be satisfied with the foretastes of the feasts to come that i have received from/with him. we'll have that again
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