#Jericho is baby

[scrunklyraven]

@gooseworx

Lizard man without the man part

[they-call-me-youngermoney]

rk boys video chat !!!

(just an excuse to draw them at slightly unflattering angles) (also to draw nines bundled up in a blanket)

day 7 of @starryeyedstray's dbh prompt list ['rk series']

[thesogunckus]

I’m still mad at him for killing my precious. Nice eyes tho bro, mind if I punch the shit out of them?? 🥰🥰

[be-jargogled]

Jericho Sticks Gets Nothing

This is not me wishing the worst on him because I think he deserves it, but rather the opposite. I adore Jericho. He is hands down my favorite character of the EOM crew. HOWEVER it is out of this love that triggers an undeniable urge for him to get absolutely NOTHING to himself.

I hc that he falls in love with Marius and Lethica at different times, but he would of course never say these feelings out loud because "Miss Lethica is too kind" and "Sir Marius shouldn't feel like he owes me something" and Virgil's right, they wouldn't love me anyways. So canon moves on, and Jericho holds out on the slightest bit of hope that maybe just maybe one of them would address his feelings...! But then they see him eat the hag, and Briggsy keeps saying they should kill him, and Yorgrim is getting more upset with him, and Farryn just wants her best gal back- But perhaps most hurtful is he sees the spark between Marius and Lethica. He sees how they look at each other, just like those halflings, all twitterpated. As they keep getting closer and closer Jericho realizes that Virgil was right, they couldn't love him, he was so stupid to think they could.

He thinks it'll get better but it doesn't. It gets worse. Jericho hasn't ever had a toy, or a proper friend, or a warm hug when he felt hurt or upset, but this- this other guy comes in. This guy they barely know! And sure maybe Hugo is a child and deep down Jericho knows he shouldn't feel Jealous over a child, but it wasn't fair. Even if they're a little broken he has toys. And even if it smells he has a room. And now Hugo has his friends too and it's not fair! They were Jericho's friends first and now he just wants Marius and Hugo and all of them who were clearly lying to be flayed alive for ignoring him- But no no no that was a bad thought.

So Jericho gives away his first ever toy and watches as Hugo lights up with joy and Hugo gets fed and comforted and Jericho has to watch it all happen. Virgil is there whispering in his ear about how Jericho shouldn't have expected something different, Virgil says he's Jericho's only friend. Jericho starts to believe him again.

Then after the whole Virgil taking over his body several times and eating up all of em secrets and Jericho's friends. His closest friends are gone just like that. And after the whole P'zuzu (Pazuzu?) banishing thing, Jericho grows so dependent on Virgil, on Raum, on his only friend and his brother. But now Marius and Lethica and Briggsy want to talk to Virgil instead of Jericho. It's not fair. They say they care for him but they keep asking to hear from Virgil and it's Jericho's body! Not VIRGILS body! But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't. He'll get through it.

Jericho Sticks is used to getting nothing after all.

Anyways enjoy my ramblings

[smallturtlebomb]

small art dump :p

[rudeouijaboard]

Uzi Doorman’s invention: The Zoomba, her son’s favorite toy.

Components: One Roomba, one hemorrhoid donut, one car seat’s headrest, and two belts

[nebuladreamz]

MOM THE FUCKING DEMON POSSESSED ME AGAIN AND IT DIDN'T WANNA WORK ON ANIMATRONICS BANGS HEAD

Singles under the cut!

[theenemyod]

Thinking about how almost all magisterium students originally only came to the Magisterium to learn magic not everything they were put through

[wordy-little-witch]

Edge of Midnight incorrect quotes

Farryn: What’s it like being so tall?

Jericho: Is it nice?

Marius: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

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Yorgrim: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Briggsy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.

Briggsy: *slams books down in front of Lethica*

Lethica: You could of said literally anything else.

Briggsy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.

Lethica: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Briggsy: You look good in that hoodie.

Jericho: You know where else I'd look good?

Briggsy, zero hesitation: Mari's bed.

Jericho, at the same time: In a hug- wait, what?

Marius:

Briggsy: did I stutter

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Briggsy: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

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Lethica: What do rainbows mean to you?

Farryn: Gay rights.

Briggsy: There's money.

Marius: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.

Yorgrim: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Farryn: What do I get?

Jericho: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Farryn: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

Jericho: It won't be you.

Farryn: I'll get my coat.

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Jericho: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Farryn: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Jericho: But pink.

Lethica: And it's hot.

Jericho: PINK!

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Jericho: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Virgil: CAW >:}

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Jericho: What do you all intend on majoring in?

Yorgrim: Respecting the dead

Farryn: Minecraft.

Marius: Criminal justice and psychology.

Briggsy: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life!

Lethica: Minecraft as well.

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Farryn: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

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Briggsy: Here comes the lightning!

Briggsy, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Jericho: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

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Farryn: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Jericho.

Jericho: I don't rightly think I like myself all that much.

Farryn: Alright, square up.

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Yorgrim: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.

The rest of the party:

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Briggsy: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird, but emotionally? Imagine the toll!

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Virgil, the bird in question: >:}

Jericho, trying to flirt with Marius: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.

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Marius: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Jericho: I wrote you a poem.

Marius, already crying: You did?

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Yorgrim: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container.

Farryn: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

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*when the party drops food*

Marius: Eh, oh well.

Yorgrim: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Lethica: FUCK!

Briggsy: *just gets more food*

Jericho: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Farryn: *eats the food off the ground*

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Jericho: I am going to need you to swear-

Briggsy: Fuck.

Jericho:

Jericho: ...swear as in promise.

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Farryn: Ow!

Jericho: What’s wrong?

Farryn: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Jericho: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Farryn: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Briggsy: *raises hand*

Yorgrim: *puts their hand down*

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Lethica: What scares you guys the most?

Farryn: Werewolves!

Marius: Sharks.

Jericho: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Everyone:

Jericho: also locusts - them critters are horrible for crops, lemme tell ya-

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Marius: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Jericho: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*

Briggsy: Rude.

Lethica: That's fair.

Farryn: Not again.

Jericho: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Yorgrim: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Jericho: Awww, thanks-

Yorgrim: That’s not a good thing.

Jericho: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

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Marius: What's wrong with you?

Briggsy: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Jericho: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

Virgil:

The party:

Jericho: see, it's funny, on account of it being real

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Farryn: You're a lying piece of shit!

Marius: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Lethica: I'm leaving and I'm taking Jericho with me!

Yorgrim, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Jericho: Due to some personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Yorgrim: Did Marius say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Jericho: THE REASONS ARE MIGHTY PERSONAL–

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Briggsy: Which country has the most birds?

Briggsy: Portu-geese!

Lethica: That's a language.

Briggsy: Portu-gull?

Lethica: Good recovery.

Farryn: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Jericho: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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Marius: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Jericho a little bit.

Farryn, holding Marius's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Marius: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Farryn: My mistake.

[anenbyraccoon]

Scene:

Me: walking back and forth in my room. Clutching my arm, phone inches from my face. It's almost midnight, but nothing can pry me away.

Would you guess it's a dnd campaign?

Edge of Midnight is currently breaking my brain

[luna-the-cretar]

I can’t verbally express just how much I love Lethica so far. She’s beautiful, she’s a badass, she’s sarcastic, she’s genuinely kind and compassionate despite the goddess she worships (unlike Marius, who I get the vibe that he’s playing at being kind and compassionate BECAUSE of the god he worships. I could be wrong, but that’s the vibe I’m getting so far), and just. I love her, she’s great.

Lethica, please have my hand in marriage, thank you very much

[sandcatart]

👉👈

[alex-is-the-king-11111]

Me when I'm about to play Mama by MCR on repeat for an hour and cry

[quill-tastic]

[rudeouijaboard]

Father-Son Dapper Duo

N and Jericho

[s0re-loser]

Chris Jericho makes his debut for Raw is War August/09/1999