#pill baby

[jazzstarrlight]

Jnx X Wisteria - Recycled Relative

A briefly short story of how Jnx & Wisteria become parents to their son, Kaage.

[abrahamdraberham]

Dropping in some more content for yall

[rudeouijaboard]

Jericho Doorman, firstborn son of N and Uzi, main character of my fan fiction: The Life of Jericho Doorman.

Would have posted it on AO3 itself, but as it turns out, that’s harder than setting the clock on a VCR.

[weebsinstash]

Ok but yandere miguel falling for a darling who doesn't want kids definitely has the "I can fix her" mentality. Especially even if you express no interest in kids or taking care of them, you do so with plants or animals.

Like what do you mean you dont want kids? The last like 4 weeks basically every hour you wake up to bottle feed a litter kittens. Clearly you're just coping from not having one already. It's ok, he's happy to help you make one.

Ok but like for real in the actual movie when Miguel is explaining the Arachnoid Poly Multiverse to Miles, one of the canon events you can see is getting married, so, a significant relationship, romantic, platonic, or otherwise is a canon event for every Spider. I've thought of "youre off in your own dimension being single when Miguel MAKES you have a relationship and eventually decides it has to be him bc you HAVE to get married or have babies WITH SOMEONE" to "this is a Reader who lost their home universe and you live in Nueva York now and it's unclear if you're supposed to even be following canon anymore or if you're an anomaly but one day Lyla tells him the model says he COULD be your husband maybe idk "

Miguel, totally not having unspoken intentions and definitely not having baby fever: so... do you ever think about... finding a husband and getting more serious? Maybe having a few kids?

Reader: I don't really see anyone loving me like that and even if someone somehow did i don't think I'm really a good motherly type

Also Reader: *once heard Miguel's stomach growl and brought him some food, asks him how he's doing and if he's gotten enough sleep, constantly holds Spider Cat cradled like a little baby and literally calling it and Meows Morales your babies, Miles sneezed once and you got him a tissue and asked him if he's drinking enough water, you like informing and teaching other people about your interests and gets really excited when you teach someone something they don't know, you like watching your plants grow and get taller and bloom under your care*

Miguel: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

[onenicebugperday]

Ivory spiky isopod, Laureola sp., Armadillidae

Captive bred by The Isopod Barracks, Olympia, Washington

The Isopod Barracks on Facebook // Instagram

Photos shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!

[souraesthetics]

What girls want

[girlfailurefelix]

thinking about how while we all make the “doomed by the narrative” jokes about tony, it’s so much worse than that. the narrative tries so so hard to save him multiple times throughout the novella and yet his tunnel vision with the ggy mystery always leads him to doom himself

[valiah-posts]

Glitch posted this photo of Nori’s room and….

Is that a photo of baby Uzi? 🥺🥺🥺

[stimming-puppet]

eraserhead baby stimboard with the color pink and themes of comfort and medicine x/x/x|x/x/x|x/x/x

[rockingtheorange]

Different occasions Same smiles

[ratbugs]

photos from my duckie colony 🌱

//rubber duckie (cubaris sp.)//

[hoshigray]

hoshi ………. im pregnant ………….

That's what happens when your breeding kink goes off the walls and dares me not to pull out

[meownotgood]

i think we as a society don't acknowledge boxer!aki from ch. 46 enough

when he gets animated..... huuu...... uuuuu... godddddd I can't muster a single coherent thought like JUST LOOK AT HIM......

and the way aki fought this guy who looks way more buff than him but aki didn't even break a sweat!!! aki doesn't even look tired!!!!!! he's so lean and tall and pretty in that one panel like what if I just died fyfucikkkk

[endless-ineffabilities]

just ~ what ~ in the seven fucking hells are they doing to Daemon Targaryen?

[selfmedblves]

~ i love my benzos ~

[oh-gh0st]

heeeyyyy it's been a while 😅😅 sooo three days ago it was Shinrei's birthday (march 19th) andddd this marks 1 year that my first ososan oc was born 💜and i wanted to commemorate it