#Jeremy Agriche

[umi-adxhira]

ᝰ.ᐟ SERENITY | 012

FANDOM: TWTPTFLOB

WARNINGS: Dion

AUTHOR'S NOTES: It's now later heehee

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You’re in your room, brushing your hair as the morning light filters through the window. The second day of Yggdrasil has arrived, and you prepare yourself to step out once more into the world of nobles and hidden dangers. Your movements are slow, methodical - anything to delay the inevitability of leaving the comfort of your room. I never thought brushing my hair would be so calming. I guess I never really got to appreciate it since I always needed to get ready fast for school since I wake up late almost every morning.

Your new maid is out fetching your breakfast. You don’t know her name, and you don’t plan to. There’s no point in learning the name of someone who might not last. Elaine had died almost immediately, and while you had felt a moment of disquiet at her passing, it had been brief. No bond had been forged, no attachment made. It had been easier to let go that way.

You set your brush down, exhaling softly. It’s better this way. A knock on the door disrupts your thoughts. You blink, turning toward it. "Come in." The door opens, and there stands Dion. He lingers at the threshold, his eyes unreadable, his presence heavy despite his silence. Something about the way he stands there, unmoving, makes the air in the room feel thick. You shift slightly in your seat. "You can come in, you know."

Dion steps forward, his movements sharp yet strangely hesitant. Then, with no warning, he slams the door shut behind him. The abruptness of it startles you, your heartbeat quickening for just a moment. "What’s wrong?" you ask, your voice softer than he expected.

He doesn’t answer. He walks across the room until he stands right behind you, his appearance visible in the mirror in front of you. He reaches forward, taking a small section of your hair between his fingers. His touch is deliberate, his thumb grazing over the strands in a slow, thoughtful motion. You freeze, your hands stilling in your lap, still holding your hairbrush.

He’s never done this before. Not like this. "Dion?"

Still, he says nothing. A few moments pass before he finally speaks, his voice quieter than usual. "I’ve been thinking a lot."

The weight of his words settles over you. Your mind flickers back to last week once more. I never even thanked him, did I?

An odd guilt twists in your chest. Dion had done something no one else had, and yet you had let it pass without a word of gratitude. That realization urges you forward before you can think better of it. You stand, stepping toward him. He watches you, his gaze unwavering. Why does he always look at me like that? As if he’s searching for something only he can see.

You don’t allow yourself to hesitate. You reach up, pressing a quick peck against his cheek. The briefest touch - a whisper of warmth against his skin. "Thank you."

He doesn’t move. He doesn’t speak. He only stares at you, the usual blankness of his expression made, “You already thanked me,”

A heartbeat passes. Then another. I DID??? THEN WHY HAVE I BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR SO LONG??? DID I ACTUALLY FORGET I THANKED HIM? AND NOW I KISSED HIM. ON THE CHEEK. WHAT DO I DO?!?

Without a word, he turns away from you and makes his way to your bed, sitting down heavily. His posture is loose, his hands resting between his knees as if deep in thought.

The door opens again. Your maid returns, carrying a tray of food. The moment she sees Dion, her hands tremble slightly, though she keeps her head down. She places the tray on the table before glancing hesitantly at him. "D-do you need anything, sir?"

Dion barely acknowledges her. "Leave."

She does, nearly tripping over herself in her haste. The door clicks shut behind her, leaving the two of you alone once more.

You make your way over to the table, lifting a sandwich from the plate. Without much thought, you take a bite, barely noticing the crumbs that fall onto your lips. The silence between you and Dion is thick but not uncomfortable.

He watches you as you eat, his gaze unwavering. You feel it, the weight of it pressing against you, but you don’t shy away. He’s always watching. But why does it feel different now?

You tear off a small piece of your sandwich and hold it out to him. "Want a bite?" He exhales through his nose, the closest thing to a scoff, and declines with a small shake of his head.

A faint smile tugs at your lips. You don’t push further, simply returning to your meal. The crumbs stick to your fingers, dotting your lips. Before you can wipe them away, Dion reaches forward. His thumb brushes against the corner of your mouth, slow and deliberate, swiping away the stray crumbs, similar to how he treated your hair a few minutes ago.

Your breath catches. His touch lingers just a moment longer than necessary before his hand falls away. Then, without warning, he shifts. He kneels on the floor before you, his head lowering until it rests gently against your lap.

Your body stills. "Dion-"

"Let me stay like this."

His voice is quiet, almost tired. It’s rare to hear him sound anything but composed.

Your free hand hesitates before lifting, fingers threading into his dark hair. It’s softer than you expect, silkier. You stroke lightly, feeling the way his muscles relax ever so slightly under your touch.

A part of you wonders why he’s doing this. Is this comfort? Is this something else entirely?

You exhale, allowing yourself to simply exist in the moment. The warmth of him against you, the rhythmic rise and fall of his breath. The intimacy of it all is subtle, unspoken, yet undeniable.

Minutes stretch into an eternity. His breathing evens out, slow and steady, while your fingers move in soft patterns through his hair. There's something grounding about it, something that makes your heart ache in a way you don’t fully understand.

You lower your gaze to him, watching the way his lashes fan against his pale skin, the way his hand has slowly clenched into the fabric of your dress as if anchoring himself. Is he afraid I’ll disappear? How cute.

A strange sort of tenderness wells up in your chest. Carefully, you let your fingers trace along the back of his neck, feeling the tension still coiled beneath his skin. Dion never asks for things. He takes. But this… this is different.

Your voice is quiet when you finally speak. "You can stay as long as you need."

He doesn’t respond, but the way his grip tightens just slightly tells you everything you need to know. The morning light shifts, casting long shadows across the room. And still, neither of you move.

[loeh]

Just imagine the Agriche children trying to convince themselves that they aren't interested in milf!reader, who is their fathers young wife.

like okay sure you are near their age but they'd never be interested in someone like you who had given everything up (without your consent) just to become their father's wife.

sure they pitied you but the urge to protect and take care of you was just platonic or was it?

i mean the only reason roxana ever hangs out with you is because in the novel you were said to be one of the prettiest woman and she just wanted to make sure if the novel was exaggerating or not (it wasnt), there is nothing wrong with admiring your fathers wife's beauty although just ignore the lingering gazes on your bosom, after all she is just a growing kid. <3

as per for dion, he never was interested in you but your parenting methods. you would be the only one to raise your children in such a...normal way despite being an Agriche. his fascination started at one of his mother's tea parties (he crashed the party since you were there <3) where he witnessed you shielding your kid from the horrors of his mother's party and going as far to berate his mother for organizing such an event in front of a child. from that day onwards, he had become a hawk who observed you for the duration of time he was in the estate, well hawk who had perhaps become too involved that he forgot he was watching his father's wife satisfy herself with her fingers but evidently failing.

jeremy swore he just wanted to find the woman who fascinated his sister roxxie but to think he walked in on you getting bathed by your handmaidens was just embarrassing for him (he was warned vaguely). he had thought he was done for, when you calmly wore a robe and told everyone to leave, thinking you were surely going to tell his father and sister, but no, instead you had just opted for talking to him in a gentle voice explaining his mistake. sure he didn't like you at all at first but slowly and gradually he too fell for you and well started thinking more about your first meeting, yk the one where you were naked<3

when griselda got to know her father had married a young woman close to her age she was intrigued and just wanted to meet her. not knowing that the woman she'll meet would have been the famous painter, [name]. She was fascinated how the people of the manor did not worship the mere ground you walked on for you were perhaps the talent of the century yet somehow the great artist such as you didn't want her to disclose your identity. this woman was already heads over heels for you, no need to explain and agreed but, won't you draw her like one of your french girls in exchange for your secret? <3

in conclusion, all the siblings came together to protect you from the sky white haired pedelian!

[ddivilove]

To have the Agriche males vying for your attention? That was something entirely different and something dangerous.

DION AGRICHE loves you, although he does not express it. Nor will be probably ever due to his inability to express most of his emotions. Perhaps he'd show it in a subtle way, but he would never make it fully known to the public. He watches your every move, obsesses over every little thing you do.

If someone tries to take you away? He will shove them, beat them up, or even kill them on some instances where the male found the admirer very irritating. It was not irrational, not at all. You were his, and whether or not you knew so did not matter to him. He will make sure no one dared take you away.

JEREMY AGRICHE would be very open about his love for you. There is no denying the way he'd flirt in front of the people who he knew would like you in a sense. Men and women alike. He'd hold your hand, grab your waist, and pull you close to him just to make it know that you were his territory.

If anyone badmouthed you, they'd receive the same fate or worse. After all, torture was nothing new to the Agriche son. He would very much torture just about anyone who dares wrong you in any way. His darling did not deserve such treatment and never will. He is hell-bent on making that known and assuring that that will never be a situation deigned on you.

LANT AGRICHE, the head of the Agriche himself, obsessed with you? It was unlikely that he'd hide it. Not at all. He'd ask for your hand on the spot, buy you from your prestigious but greedy family, or perhaps he'd kidnap you instead. The man seemed to have a liking for this sort of violent and forceful act.

He would shower you with gifts, try to keep your mind off the fact that he'd taken you away from your family to be his instead of being married off to an old man, a suitor way over your years. He would keep you close, but not close enough to let his guard down and relax his ways with you.

He'd be very firm. Firm enough and strict. Strict enough to punish you, or threaten to, for even thinking of running away or proposing an idea he did not like. He'd also urge you to have his children, urge to breed you. Reason and convince with ease.

In the end, you were theirs, and they enjoyed that idea. Relished the thought of you wrapped around their finger. It made them happy and so much so.

♡ the temptress's taglist . . . @d10nsaint , @dion-s-lawyer , @dreamlessnight , @yumieis , @im-in-love-with-fairytales , @synthe4u , @achy-boo , @writerig

[orngbanana]

DION AND JEREMY FIGHTING OVER YOU

gotcha buddy❗❗

Jeremy and Dion fighting over their S/O author's notes: oh boy

• congratulations! (or not) somehow you managed to get both the top ranked agriche sons to fall for your charms, isn't that nice? on one hand yes, two gorgeous men are now fawning over you endlessly, but on the other…

• dealing with jealousy from both sides is tiring enough but witnessing them mutually clash at any rare chance is just exhausting

• while jeremy likes to think he's above this kind of behavior he's still the same brat he always was, pulling you somewhere private at one sight of his older brother and proceeding to hiss and complain about the man as if just one word from him will whisk you away

• jeremy is a huge pouter and we all know that, he's already bad with roxana but with someone he wants to spend the rest of his life with--he just gets worse; asking you where you've been, shrilly accusing you of liking dion’s company more than his, and why wouldn't you?! his brother’s a prick and a crazy jerk but you’d probably still like the mature air clouding his presence, maybe someone as childish as him just isn't enough– stomping his feet and growling just to then pitifully, and somewhat subtly, beg for your attention when you get mad and ignore him

• so once he gets the chance to meet dion in person he won’t hesitate to try and provoke him, or bribe him, because he knows his brother's a stubborn person despite his deceptively somber appearance and getting him to piss off and away from you is something he's determined to accomplish, even if it'll lead to a fight

• unluckily for him, he underestimates how exactly stubborn dion is

• you didn't have any qualities or characteristics that someone like dion would usually get captivated by, you barely got a glance from him before, but your endless nagging and worrying managed to worm your presence into his dead little heart, instead of annoying him to the point of killing you, somehow

• he's less quiet when he's with you, sometimes noting things around you that would catch your interest or letting out a barely noticeable huff when you try to make a joke, interactions with him are surprisingly comfortable when you get used to him

•but getting used to his slowly brewing bouts of jealousy is challenging, you don't really notice when he's jealous unlike with jeremy, he'll talk less but maybe he's just not in the mood for conversation, he’ll scoff at the mention of his younger brother but their relationship is already rocky at best

• it's not that dion sees jeremy as a rival, he barely acknowledges him at all, but your heart is easily drawn to pathetic things and the possibilities of you simply abandoning him for someone he sees as lesser than him are endless, so he can't help but indulge the younger agriche whenever he picks a fight

• it gives him an excuse to take his annoyance out on something, at least

reader requests r surprisingly fun ^^

[rouecentric]

MORNINGS WITH HIM.

What's it like waking up with him in the morning? — romantic , gn!reader / fluff . / no tws .

JEREMY, by all means, isn't a morning person. He hates the thought of having to getting out of his soft and comfortable bed, leaving your sleeping self alone just so he could wash and dress himself.

But if it's the weekend, the two of you don't have any plans, and you're still asleep by the time JEREMY is awake, he gleefully stays in bed longer just to see you wake up.

JEREMY, though, always wakes up later than you, so you usually have to pry his hands away from you just so you could go to the bathroom or dress yourself.

DION doesn't really sleep that often, neither does he come home often due to his missions. But on the rare days where he did come home and slept, he always wakes up before you, leaving a rose and a note if he had to go to his father's office, unable to start the morning with you. But once the agrece manor burns down? You and DION are always with each other in the mornings, with one of you making breakfast while the other preps the table.

DION, uncharacteristically, would stay in bed longer than intended if he woke up earlier and saw you hugging him while sleeping.

CASSIS likes to start his mornings with you, so he'd always wait in bed until you woke up. He sometimes brought you breakfast if you felt too tired or unwell to get out of the bed.

He enjoys watching your morning routine, be it you brushing your hair, stretching, eating breakfast or even you doing your makeup, CASSIS will watch with hearts in his eyes.

CASSIS especially enjoys eating breakfast with you, conversing about your plans, any dates you might want to go on with him, or even about the minor things, such as any interesting plays you heard of, music, or even flowers!

[dyinggirldied]

Characters with the same name in manhwa

(Tumblr gets funky so i cannot enter their names below but from top to bottom is Penelope - Jeremy - Deon - Aria)

[snailsgoingdowntown]

Small idea thing may or may not be canon to my story

Yan! Dion agriche x fem! Reader

Arranged marriage

Warnings: slightly implied slight codependent behavior, jealousy, mention of murder attempt(s), mention of past murder, toxic familial (?)relationships, toxic marriage/relationship, some yandere themes probably. Please tell me if I missed any.

NSFW kind of warnings: suggestive and implied dub-con-ish, and definitely a sexually frustrated Dion

Can be read as it's own thing not sure if I'll include this in main story so POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR 'HELP I REINCARNATED AS THE FEMALE LEAD'S SISTER-IN-LAW"

MINORS/BLANK BLOGS/BLOGS THAT DON'T INTERACT WITH FANDOM RELATED THINGS DNI

I couldn't get this out of my head and I just needed to share it so bad it was eating me up alive.

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Lowkey think Roxana would pour affection (platonic) at you just to annoy Dion aka small bouts of revenge once she realizes he has a soft spot for you (aka stealing your time, smiling sweetly at you, maybe even make physical contact via pushing your hair back or the very rare looping her arm around yours as you walk in the garden together. Inviting you to dinner sometimes when Dion returns from a mission, getting in his way of his own little goal of spending time with you. Basically becomes your 'bestie' (she denies she cares about you but we all know that's a lie) and enjoys the glares Dion sends her way whenever you're having fun with her and not him.

And truthfully, despite knowing she's using you for something, you enjoy her company after a while. However, you're unable to fully give in and become essentially a sister to her or a 'bestie' because at the end of the day, she is still Roxana Agriche, an Agriche and general and you genuinely cannot see yourself becoming an important person to her or anyone else, still thinking everything is a test to see if they should dispose of you or not.

And while you're aware your husband has a 'thing' for you or even 'love's' you, he's still an imposing figure, still a man who didn't blink twice at killing his own half-brother and would gladly kill one of his step-mothers just to see Roxana cry. So, really, despite your smiles directed at the blond and your sparse forms of 'affection' to your husband, you don't really accept what they show you. Because at the end of the day, you grew up in two very different environments and you are not meant to be here. Your definition of 'love' is vastly different from their own and while Roxana knows how healthy 'love' is supposed to be, it's been so long since she's received it properly. Meanwhile Dion has a hard time understanding it still.

The story has been changed enough. And you're not sure if it should change some more.

And maybe it's because of that you unknowingly refuse to see just how soft Dion Agriche is with others (no where by much, just by like 00.6% since they're not you. ) had become ever since you entered the scene. Because if you acknowledge it then you'll start to see him as a decent person - everything he is not.

Also Jeremy would literally crash any alone time you have with Dion out of both spite for him (he's too weak to fight him just yet + Roxana probably doesn't want them to fight and he's her #2 fan - Cassis takes 1st place and you 3rd.) And some werid younger brother like affection he has for you.

And Dion would definitely steal you away once the opportunity arises and if they were normal siblings he would stick his tongue out at Roxana but since they're traumatized af they just glare at each other so sharply it could cut skin. Proceeds to awkwardly show you affection that both makes you uncomfortable and feel some pity for him because damn, Maria and Lant are horrible parents. If he acts nice enough he might get a kiss on the cheek before you scamper away otherwise (from experience) a make out session you really shouldn't enjoy breaks out but he still gets cock blocked by someone OR you stop him once his fingers start to undo the strings on your dress or his kisses travel to your neck instead, and his excitement is very much noticeable via his actions and the budge in his pants he doesn't even bother trying to hide. Sure, he's very attractive. However, pushing the fact you're still wary and/or 100-80% scared of him aside, he's big and it hurt badly the first time and you really, really like having working reproductive parts and the ability to walk + your gut tells you that there's a chance he won't stop at one (1) round.

Every night you stay up questioning if you're actually in a coma and not reincarnated.

After all, why else would these people concern themselves with you? Why else would they start to get closer to you? Why else would Dion Agriche proclaim that he's your dog?

[fleeingmoonlight]

The shining sun and the maniacal moon

A tale of two Jeremys

[what-is-wrong-with-everyone]

guys, I think I have a type....

[murasaki-cha]

For those of you who don't know my favorite character in Roxana is in fact Jeremy. I love him deeply. Very.

But instead of making a long ass post in all the ways I would defile Jeremy Agriche and vice versa with so much graphic descriptions that would have me banned from tumblr

Here are some tumblr posts I associate with him

[umi-adxhira]

TWTPTFLOB TURNS INTO ANIMALS

AUTHOR'S NOTES: Thanks to the glorious @orngbanana. Btw Charlotte, Maria, Sierra, and Sylvia are all platonic

I. ROXANNA AGRICHE - MOTH

A very pretty yellow moth with red accents, similar to the poison butterflies but with more of a sheen

She stays with you most of the time, perched on the top of your head or on your finger if you're wearing a hood

You had to research what moths eat because you didn't want her to die (she thanked you once she turned back)

Jeremy wanted to look after her for a while, so you agreed. Unbeknownst to you, he didn't know that moths are attracted to light

He set fire to some logs in a forest during the night when on a mission and was startled when his sister was moving towards the fire (bro was scared shitless)

After returning her to you, you decided to read a book in the gardens. Roxanna was resting on a button on your gown, as you both read the pages

Overall a very well behaved moth 10/10

II. DION AGRICHE - HOUND DOG

A black-purpely dog with bright red eyes (they glow in the dark bro trust) with rough fur yet fluffy ears

He rests his head on your lap to pass the time. He doesn't want to lean into dog stereotypes where you throw him a bone or dog toy, and he races to catch it (you did it once, he was not amused)

Kinda like your guard dog, bit Fontaine in the ass one time when he was talking to you and barked at servants to leave you both alone

He doesn't like to admit it, but he likes having his ears rubbed. He unconsciously wags his tail and you refuse to let him know that

He refuses to admit he's a dog. He tried walking into Lante's office and was promptly escorted out, not without a bark or two

Licks your hand when you eat food when there's some sauce or crumbs left. It's not that different when he was human, but it's cuter now

Overall 9/10 (+2 if he allows cuddles)

III. JEREMY AGRICHE - CAT

Small blue cat. Idc fight with the wall but cat Jeremy is a baby

NEEDS to be touching you. He went to sleep on the pillow next to your head and woke up with his ass in your face

He can be a bit much, so attaching a small bell on your dress, and he'll be pawing at you for hours, or until he gets hungry

Sometimes, you hand him over to Roxana, and when she hands him back, you hear stories on how her brother tackled one of his younger siblings to the ground by scratching their face. It was funny, according to her

Gives your face licks when he wants your attention, and nuzzles into your neck when he's feeling eepy

I feel like at one point when he was drinking milk from a bowl, Dion saw and tipped Jeremy into the bowl, and he was just drowning, wailing at you to come save him

Overall 8/10 good kitty

IV. LANTE AGRICHE - DOG

Similar dog to Dion, but just bigger ngl. As his favourite spouse, you are tasked at looking after him (good luck)

He works all the time, so him being a dog is a blessing in disguise. He expects to be treated like a King

He refuses to go out of his room. Assassins could come to kill him in his vulnerable state, or worse, his own children

Barks almost constantly, when he wants something from the servants and they're just there like ??? because they can't understand dog (he kills them after)

Refuses to be at your feet. He needs a pedestal so he can feel superior to you even as a dog

Overall 4/10

V. SYLVIA PEDELIAN - BUTTERFLY

The most beautiful butterfly ever. Silver-blue wings with yellow accents

She actually spends most of her time with her brother, but he feels bad for you so he told (ordered) her to spend time with you

Actually feels bad and tries to do things to cheer you up, even though she can't really do much since she's a butterfly

Tries to impress you with cool tricks, which just makes her dizzy in the end, but they're amusing

Overall 6/10

VI. CASSIS PEDELIAN - DOG

A chihuahua. Partly because I think he would be small but also because I really like chihuahuas, and I'm not even a dog person

Quite similar to Jeremy in terms of attention. While he's quite independent for a dog, he still likes to lick your face awake and give you nuzzles

Sleeps on your lap or chest with a tiny blanket on top of him. He finds the normal ones too stuffy on his body and needs something light

If you don't pet him once every three hours, he will literally die. He may seem like he doesn't care, but he just sits in your peripheral vision sadly wagging his tail

Can actually jump really high. Jumped from the foot of the bed in the edge to the dead middle of it, and landed on all fours (our little acrobat)

Overall 8/10 very cuddly dog

VII. CHARLOTTE AGRICHE - DOG

Smaller than Cassis, bigger attitude than Lante. A red dog with green eyes and almost spiky fur

She bit someone in the ass for funsies not knowing who she bit because she can't see that far above her (it was Dion)

Likes running around the place until she gets tired, then gets annoyed when you haven't caught up yet

5/10 because she's cute

VIII. GRISELDA AGRICHE - FOX

Brown. Idk man

Very respectful, very mindful, very demure

She's also independent. She doesn't need to be touching you all the time, she's fine with just resting near you

She nudges your thigh with her head if she wants something, but that's about all the contact she makes

She'll notice you being sad that she doesn't want to touch you, so instead, she'll rest on your lap, and you play with her fur (she falls asleep to it)

9/10

IX. MARIA AGRICHE - SNAKE

Okay, no

Slithers around everywhere, especially to wherever Sierra is

Since she's s snake, Sierra doesn't mind hanging out with her, despite the fact that she's mildly scared of snakes

Gets lost easily. You have to get Fontaine, Jeremy or Dion to help you find her (they all say no)

Overall that slippery bastard is a 4/10

X. SIERRA AGRICHE - MOUSE

Can and will hide under the cabinet shaking in fear so Maria doesn't find her (she finds her anyways)

Roxana looks after her with you, so she doesn't get herself killed

Will sleep under a pillow, just high enough that she can breathe but not too high that someone will notice she's under there

Overall 6/10 (+1 if she doesn't hide that much)

©️umi-adxhira [18/10/2024]

[melonminnie]

LEGENDARY! ₊˚⌗ 🪐’pedelian family x fem! Reader (platonic)

A/N: this is a experiment so bear w me

The girl blinked once, twice, thrice, even before sitting on the bed, staring at every corner of the room, not going unnoticed by anyone.

This certainly wasn't her room. This... this was different, more historic with its colors and architecture. The bed was large, looking straight out of a fairytale - a fairytale she didn't belong in.

Without a second thought, she stood up from the bed, her mind still racing. Maybe she had been kidnapped while she was asleep? By a very... rich person? She didn't know.

Upon exiting the room, the rest of the house matched it, decorated with fancy pillars, carpets, paintings, and tables that belonged in a fantasy novel or something. Pictures of four silver-headed people, not including her, hung upon the walls multiple times.

She recognized them - or one of them - but she couldn't quite put her finger on it. It felt very nostalgic, almost as if she'd been there multiple times. Was her past life just a dream?

And as if on cue, a girl with pretty silver hair and yellow eyes as bright as the sun came into view.

She smiled at y/n and ran up to hug her. "Y/nnn, good morning."

And almost immediately y/n felt as if she’d known the girl her entire life. She smiled back meeting her eyes.

“Good morning Sylvia!”

Strange when did she know her name?.

-very old old old old draft bc I need to somehow get back into writing

[famouspeaceenemy]

୧┆,'Jeremy Agriche Dating headcanons...🔪

“𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐝~”

-

𝐓𝐖: 𝐆𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠.

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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲... 𝐈𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭, 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝(𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬) 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐇𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝(𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝) 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐝!

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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲...𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦? 𝐔𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮!

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(𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐮€𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡!)

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𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥(𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐗𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐱 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨!) , 𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲(𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧) 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞! 𝐈𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫? <𝟑

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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲 . . . 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝟏𝟏/𝟏𝟎 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝! (𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚�� 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬! 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭! 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭! 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐭𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞~)

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𝐁𝐮𝐭! 𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞, (𝐘𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐚) 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 <𝟑 (𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 :( 𝐨𝐡 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧)

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𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞.

[orngbanana]

the siblings working at a coffe shop!! yippe!!

[rouecentric]

AAAAA okay, so I saw that your requests are open... (this is my first time requesting anything so im a bit nervous)

about your post with the lante x grandkid!reader, IT WAS SO GOOD, and yes, i totally understand the family's shock about lante doting on his grandkid. this is the same man who established that familial love is unnecessary, was it not?

we got lante's perspective of his grandkid... but what about the other family members? will they like the grandkid as well? or will they be indifferent / dislike them?

(this is a bit wordy im sorry ☠️)

how would the agriche family react to grandchild!reader being doted on by lant agriche? / headcanons, death, typical things you'd expect from a fic that's about the agriche family, gn!reader.

THE agriche's reactions are mixed, honestly, and they thought that dion having a child was enough of a shock, so to have grandchild!reader being doted on by the lante agriche would mean that the usual "balance" (or what was left of it) in the family would no doubt be thrown out the window.

there would most likely be more hatred and indifference than adoration when it comes to the grandchild, especially once they start taking on some of lante's traits as well, but some of the only people that i could see liking the grandchild no matter what would honestly be maria and sierra, as they most likely took on the role of a maternal figure in the grandkid's life since their mother died while giving birth.

roxana, as obvious as it is, would most likely resent the reader because of how doting lante is when it comes to them, especially since not only did they automatically gain lante's favor, but they also are the child of dion, her brother's murderer. however, she might open up to the reader and eventually get along with them if the reader doesn't exactly idolize the agriche head because of his actions, hell, she might even use the reader against lante.

jeremy's neutral when it comes to the grandchild, honestly, he probably never personally met the child more than twice on his own volition, since he would rather cling to his half sister than interact with some snotty baby. but there is a chance that he would have more encounters with the grandchild once they're around four to seven years old.

grizelda.. it's hard to say on whether or not she likes the kid, really, but the grandchild would most likely idolize her, and grizelda is at least a bit kinder at first when it comes to the kid, so the two of them would possibly be close, with the grandchild seeking out the older woman's attention or help.

however, charlotte hates you without any doubt. charlotte doesn't like you because of how easily you get lante's favor and attention, causing her to usually harass you without lante usually knowing, but she does bite back her tongue whenever there are other people present, however, she mellows out when she's older, and there's a slight chance for her to apologize! but don't get your hopes up, because she's stubborn as hell.

fontaine despises you, as you were not only lante's favorite in th family, but also because your birth reinforced dion's position on the top three candidates for being the future head of the agriche dukedom. hell, he isn't even above trying to get you killed, since all is fair in this household that didn't have any morals, no?

dion, your father, was indifferent towards you, he didn't really care for your mother, either, since it was an arranged marriage orchestrated by lante himself for his own benefit. sure, he may have taken care of you in his free time, but his emotional baggage and childhood trauma definitely wouldn't have made him a good father, most likely being emotionally neglectful, even if he sometimes doesn't mean to be distant.

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*Y/N walking into the Agriche manor drawing room*

Y/N: Xana, is Dion sleeping or dead?

Roxana: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Jeremy: Yeah, so did I.

Dion: Okay first of all, fuck you-