#Jealous!Antony

[waffleboyy]

Hi, if you’re still doing the art requests…

Could you draw that Fairy GodParent swap you mentioned earlier? (pls I’ve always wanted to see it)

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

read julius ceasar and good gravity i have several questions

[msnihilist]

Idea for a fic I just had, sharing it because I will probably never write it:

CH.1

During "Lost in Fairy World," Hazel and Dev stumble upon Timmy's old Chosen One statue, of himself holding the White Wand. Hazel is intrigued to see a statue of a human in Fairy World, and wonders if he was a godchild, like them. Dev doesn't really care, and is exceedingly jealous of whatever this human did to get himself memorialized this way.

When Cosmo, Wanda, and Peri catch up with the kids, Hazel asks about the statue. (She's already got her own amazing story written in her head, lol.) Dev says something to the effect of, "What did this loser do to get a statue of himself?"

Peri immediately takes offense to that, snapping that Dev isn't allowed to call him a loser. "Well, why not? What's so great about him?" "He's my brother."

Wanda and Cosmo are very uncomfortable with this conversation and visibly saddened. But they tell an abridged version of the story since the kids are curious and Peri didn't really remember it all, since he was a baby at the time.

Through the story, Wanda and Cosmo get caught up reminiscing, getting stuck on the funny little details and wishfully recounting their misadventures with Timmy. It's clear that they love him very much. (Hazel isn't jealous. She isn't.)

Hazel asks where Timmy is now and doesn't get an answer. After the five of them get back to Earth, Cosmo and Wanda retire early for the night and Peri is quiet with Dev, too.

CH.2

Dev thinks that they should track this "Timmy Turner" down. (He wants to prove that he's better than this guy, but doesn't want to admit to himself why he wants Peri's love/attention like that.) Hazel thinks they should leave well-enough alone, because talking about Timmy made their fairies so sad. (Sad like how she gets sad about Antony, but at least she can call her brother. None of the fairies spoke about Timmy in the present tense.)

Dev convinces her by saying that it'll make them happy if they can reunite the fairies with Timmy. Hazel reluctantly agrees.

It's pretty easy to track Timmy down. Turns out that he lives in the city, and his buckteeth are the same as they are on the statue. Dev and Hazel immediately clock him. They come up with an excuse to talk to Timmy by stealing his wallet and then "kindly" returning it to him. After which, Hazel insistently talks about anything and everything to Timmy, because what's he gonna do? Tell two kids to fuck off?? No, he's a polite adult and he endures this weird interaction.

Except Hazel and Dev then keep following Timmy around, learning his schedule so they can keep talking to him. Hazel needles little details about Timmy's life out of him, and realizes that he's lonely and clearly missing something. This makes her determined to reunite him with Cosmo and Wanda (even though a part of her desperately doesn't want to share). Dev is still convinced that Timmy is a loser. He speculates that there's no way this guy saved the planet, and Cosmo and Wanda were probably just talking him up.

Either way, Hazel slowly forces Timmy to be friends with her. He is an adult, so he's slow to admit that he's lonely enough to be friends with a ten-year-old, but Hazel reminds him of a kind girl he used to be friends with as a kid wears him down and he grows to tolerate and then even enjoy running into her around the city.

CH.3

Hazel eventually arranges for Timmy to meet her at the fountain, and also asks Cosmo and Wanda to be there in their human forms. She's super excited for them to finally meet again!! (Dev doesn't tell Peri about this — he doesn't want to admit that he's worried it will go too well if they do meet up again.)

Except that when Timmy arrives, Cosmo and Wanda aren't happy to see him. They look completely devastated. Timmy greets Hazel and awkwardly introduces himself to Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo bursts into tears and flees. Wanda sticks around long enough to mumble an excuse and then also leaves. Timmy is confused, and Hazel doesn't know what she did wrong.

When she finds Cosmo and Wanda, they confess that they have been keeping an eye on Timmy. How could they not, you know? But it hurt too much to see him living his own life, doing fine without them. They started godparenting Hazel in part to have a distraction, so that they aren't thinking about Timmy and aren't watching him. Seeing him in person brought those ten-thousand years of hurt to the surface.

They also explain to Hazel that Timmy doesn't remember them at all, and that's the worst part — that all of the love they had for each other ended up meaning nothing at all, that they got too close to a godkid and paid the price and there's nothing they can do about it.

Hazel is crushed, but also not giving up. She tells them that Timmy does need them, he's an adult but his life is still empty. No one ever really stops needing their parents.

Wanda, tearfully, says, "But we're not his parents." That's the reality of their situation, and they have to face it no matter how much it hurts.

CH.4

Her plan a bust, Hazel leaves Wanda and Cosmo alone and goes to talk to Dev about what happened. She wonders how awful Peri must feel, sympathizing that she wouldn't know what to do with herself if she just woke up one day and Antony didn't remember her.

Dev (who is getting really fed up with hearing about Timmy) can't and refuses to empathize. He says that he's always been fine as an only child, and if he's supposed to be a "distraction" for Peri, then the least he could do is act like Dev is a priority instead of moping about someone who doesn't even care about him all day.

Hazel asks where all of this is coming from, Dev sneers that Peri hasn't been the same since they visited the statue. Peri doesn't talk about it, but it's clearly about Timmy. Hazel tells him that Peri is obviously hurting, and Dev snaps that he's hurting, too, and Peri should be doing his job. (Why do people only care about him when its their job?)

Hazel simply asks Dev why he's hurting, and Dev freezes. He doesn't really know how to articulate all of his upset and anger, and that forces him to pause and quiet himself. He then admits to Hazel that everyone is so obsessed with Timmy, even she's been hanging out with that loser more than him. And Dev just. Misses them. Wants attention. He wonders if anyone will care about him if he were to disappear, the way that the fairies care about Timmy.

Hazel assures him that she would care. She'd cry over him for 10,000 years at least! Which makes Dev giggle, even though he's still trying to be upset. Still, Hazel apologizes. She was trying to make everyone happy, and she didn't realize that she was failing him. Dev brushes her apology off, saying, "It's not your job to make me happy — it's Peri's. He's just been slacking."

Hazel also admits that she's jealous of Timmy, too. She feels bad for being jealous, but that doesn't mean that she's not. She knows that Cosmo and Wanda love her, but she also knows that she'll never replace Timmy for them.

The fairies finally reveal that they were listening the whole time. (After they left, Cosmo and Wanda went to Peri to tell him about what Hazel and Dev were doing behind their backs. Peri is at first upset that Dev kept Timmy a secret from him, but also acknowledges that he isn't really surprised. Dev is a complicated, hurt kid, and he needs more than what Peri has been giving him, especially lately.)

Cosmo assures Hazel that she can't replace Timmy, but no one could replace her, either. She's wonderful all on her own, and Cosmo and Wanda adore her — they wouldn't want her any other way.

Peri apologizes to Dev for not doing his job. Dev awkwardly accepts, then tells Peri that his job is to grant wishes, not "care" about Dev. Peri teases him by saying, "If that was my job, I would be working over-time." He says that Dev isn't a "distraction," at all, and that if Peri didn't want to be with him, he could leave at any time. Reaffirming that he's here because he wants to be spurs Dev into hugging Peri, albeit only briefly.

With all of the apologies and hugs out of the way, Dev asks to see Da Rules. He flips to the section about losing your fairies and says, "It says here that a godchild must lose memories of their fairies and all things magic... But it doesn't say that another godchild couldn't wish those memories back."

The fic ends with Timmy at the fountain again. Hazel approaches with Dev, and the fairies in their human forms. She asks Timmy if he remembers the three of them. Timmy confesses that he doesn't. Hazel grins: "I wish that you did."

Fin

[makedatmoneymayne]

✨✨Welcome (Back) to The Boys: pt. 2✨✨

--Y/N's name is now Khadijah Wright--

Antony Starr x Black Reader

Warnings: fluff MAYBE, smut for sure yawll

Antony's POV👹

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I woke up on the right side of the bed grabbing a mug of tea, sitting on the couch assuming I had enough time to relax. Picking up my phone, looking at the time, it was actually 2:30 pm, now scrolling to see 20+ messages from the cast GC. Oh shit I got to pick them up! I ran off to get ready, hurrying to grab my keys driving down the highway. I pull up to their hotel for the time being waiting for Chace, Jack, and Jessie. They all get in the car collectively yelling at me.

"The FUCK were you, you know we gotta go get food." Jessie expresses

Jack buds in, "Did you see the message about some women coming to cater our set? Their food looks good as hell."

"This "Khadijah" girl is the only thing that looks good as hell in this pic Eric sent, look Toni." Chace turns his phone around showing me.

"One sec wait till I get to the red light." I stop and grab the phone, eyes immediately going to her. "Khadijah you say? Yeah she is definitely one of a kind." She looks so good dayum.

I zoned out thinking of all the possibilities next thing all I hear is "Lalalalalalala Ouuu" being yelled at the highest octave by Jessie and Jack and what seem to be three other women. I glance over to see Khadijah struggling trying to roll her window up. Smirking to myself, I zoom off noticing the girls aren't going the same way as us.

Me and Chace enter my trailer continuing our conversation from before.

"Yeah man Khadijah... I don't even know what to say she's just so sexy" Chace stares into space with you on his mind.

"Yeah she's sexy I get it let's go we gotta go to the set." I laugh walking out lowkey feeling a little jealous.

As i'm stepping on the last step I see her, Khadijah looking fine as ever. Before I can say anything she begins to run the other direction with her friends. "What's with them?" Chace looks at them fading into the distance to set.

"I honestly don't have a clue but I forgot my lines go without me." I say seeing him heading the same way as the girls.

I sit in my trailer going back over my lines one more time for everyone's sake. Once I finished up, I walked out my trailer not really paying attention to the walkways, looking at my lines. I feel a head bump into me, ready to cuss this person out I look down seeing her again, Khadijah. She looks apologetic and I couldn't help but to admire her beautiful features, she's gorgeous. I'm smirking down at her next thing you know all i hear is "Oh shit i'm so sorry!" I laughed a little at her, she looked adorable.

I shook my head and only said "It's okay darling." Staring into her eyes, looking down at her juicy lips as she bit the bottom one.

She shook me out my state of staring, to her yelling, "COME ON YALL WE GOTTA BUSINESS TO RUN!"

I watch her run off to her car the girls jogging to catch up. I notice Julaya from the GC, her lipstick's FUCKED. I turned to find Jessie next to me looking at Julaya jog away.

He turns to me and says, "Man they are really nice women."

I stare at him with Julaya's lipstick all over his face. I couldn't help but to cackle loudly walking away.

In the distance I hear him yell "WHAT?" "Wipe your face Jess!"

Continuing my walk to set with Khadijah on heavy on my mind, I walk into building to see a boxes of pastries. Opening one of them, I notice these large filled croissants. Hoping that this one is chocolate, I grab one and bite into it.

"Her baking is just like her. Fucking beautiful."

"Who's beautiful, lover boy?"Eric randomly pops up behind me.

Jumping out of my skin, "The pastries man the pastries!"

"Hmmm you look like it's the best thing you ever had." Eric laughs.

"Cause it is, it's fuckin' phenomenal." I had to gush about it some more.

"Want her number so you could order more?" Eric asks not even registering the admiration of you on my face.

I hate when I accidentally speak out loud, but right now I fucking love it. I had to calm myself down typing her number into her phone.

"ALRIGHT BOYS LET GET ROLLIN'!" Eric yells getting everyone's attention to lock in.

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I'm back at my hotel now, packing my bags. We have so many interviews like tomorrow's comic con in New York and all I could really think about was texting her, but how would I even start.

"Hey baby dis Antony" sounds fucking hideous.

"You're so fucking sexy, I wanna touch parts of you no-one else can touch." Straight forward.

While i'm thinking about all the introductions I could do, I finish up packing my 2 cases. I decided to go with..

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My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️:

Me: Hey Khadijah this is Antony.

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Ashy as fuck I know I sort of panicked. Next thing you know I feel my phone vibrate 3 times. Throwing my covers across the bed, I open the messages shocked but glad at what I see.

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My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️: Hey baby I was just thinking about you😈.

Me: Yeah, In what way and how much?

My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️: *Has sent a blurred picture* A lot daddy.

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My breathing's irregular, this can't be the same Khadijah from before all shy and easily embarrassed. Now she's showing me her fingering herself with two fingers. In the picture she has it angled to where I can see everything; the desperation of her eyebrows knitted together biting her lip, her hard nipples on her heavy boobs, to that sweet creamy pussy. I couldn't help but grip my now hard dick, slowly stroking it through my boxers. I get so focused in on how wet it is, cum in the midst of oozing out her fingers wet up to the knuckles. I didn't even notice that she texted me 2 times. It's 2 am I have to be awake in a few hours for this flight, couldn't sleep then and most definitely can't and WON'T sleep now.

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My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️:Did you like it daddy?

My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️:I'm sorry if I got the wrong message I just thought we had a lil something

Me: No baby i'm thinking about you too

*Blurred Video Sent*

My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️:Can I see you baby I need that RN.

Me: I'm sorry I have a flight in a few hours. I shouldn't even be up now

My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️:*Blurred video sent*

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After I sent her a video of me stroking myself moaning her name, it was like she was hooked. The video ended with me smiling at the camera dick in hand. She wanted to see me and to be honest, I was excited. Ever since I laid eyes on her and that body I wanted to feel her gripping my dick as her ass bounced off my thighs. But I had to think about time sake I would be tired and cranky as fuck on the plane but happy. I couldn't I needed my rest, but that ASS OMG.

I cut myself off watching the video to my surprise seeing her ride her fingers ass clappin with the sounds of her beautiful moans. Stroking my dick faster moaning like im with her.

"I'm cumming so good for you daddyyy ahhh!!!" she begins to squirt on the camera moaning with desperation, her natural ginger locs drenched by her sweat.

I can't even respond with a video of my own before i'm cumming all over my stomach and chest, moaning like I never have before. The person in the hotel room next to mine, which is Jensen can even hear.

"Shut the fuck up Toni we gotta wake up in 2 hours bud." He yells from the other room

"My bad man" I laugh even though i'm slightly embarrassed. After cleaning myself up, I end the night sending her a picture of the aftermath of her video, ignoring her messages she recently sent to I can go to sleep without interrupting anyone else.

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My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️:Ughh nooo i want itt

Me: *Blurred video sent* Well you got it baby, get some rest I'll see you soon.

My (Soon To Be) Baby❤️:Okay daddy goodnight, I'll be waiting for that.☺️

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My alarm clock rings LOUD and it sounds like hell. Gasping awake hearing it, I got immediate memories of last night. I couldn't help myself but to ask "what happened to the shy Khadijah?" Shaking that question, I freshen up for the flight to New York. Biggest smile on my face from Boarding to Landing.

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~~I might really do ts fr my imagination is WILD~~

Enjoyy!!

[wylldebee]

Lots of likes for my Derry Girls In Bridgerton AU, so here's a couple of ideas/scenarios I imagine would happen: —James being friends with the older Bridgerton lads. He's cute, he's awkward, and they love to tease him like he's a fourth brother. James has crushes on all of them. Penelope totally understands the Colin crush. It happens. She doesn't blame him. —If any of you think Michelle's dislike for the English and James doesn't exist in this world you are wrong. That shit burns just as hot no matter what universe she's in. —Lady Danbury is the only person who can get Colm to get straight to the point in his stories. She is practically worshipped in the Quinn household. Remember that 'swear on Dolly!' scene? Think that but with a portrait of Lady Danbury. —After Antony scares away Daphne's suitors, she threatens to marry Colm if he keeps interfering. He tries to call her bluff. Colm comes around the next day with flowers. Benedict sketches Antony's shocked, pale face and Daphne's evil smile, and it's framed pride of place in his room. Eloise wants a copy. Antony has never been more happy when Daphne marries Simon. —Violet is 100% friends with the other mothers. She has people who understand what it's like to have such dumb kids. —Erin sees Lady Whistledown as her rival. Penelope is giggling away on the inside. Erin joins Eloise on trying to unmask her. They almost get arrested. Erin tries to do her own paper. She somehow gets out of trouble with the Queen. —The only person who knows about Claire's sexuality outside the Derry Girls is Penelope. She never puts Claire in her paper. They're actually friends. They still don't understand why people say they look alike. Colin doesn't see it, either. —Orla is the most sought after in the entire group. Eloise is fascinated by her. And also a bit jealous. Mostly about how Orla can be, well, Orla and gets away with it. —Sister Michael is actually a noblewoman but people call her Sister Michael because she's scary like a nun. All the Bridgerton kids are intimidated by her. Earlier season 2 Kate was like '👀' when Antony ran tail between his legs at the sight of Sister Michael.

[uncleclaudius]

Ptolemy, the last king of Mauretania. Ptolemy was the son of Juba II of Mauretania and Cleopatra Selene, making him the only known grandchild of Cleopatra VII and Mark Antony. Just like many other children of the client kings of Rome, Ptolemy spent his youth in Rome learning to be a loyal Roman ally under the supervision of his maternal aunt Antonia Minor.

Ptolemy became king of Mauretania in 23 AD. In 40 AD Ptolemy was executed by Emperor Caligula while visiting Rome, allegedly because the latter was jealous of Ptolemy's splendid purple cloak. He was probably the father of a daughter named Drusilla. Many years later, this Drusilla married priest-king of Emesa and there is some speculation that she was an ancestor of Roman Empress Julia Domna.

[lickthecowhappy]

Good Omens season 3 and Shakespeare’s Antony and Cleopatra

S3 speculation

This is my called shot. I see a lot of assumptions for a Persuasion plot but I don’t think we’ll get Austen again.

“Age does not wither nor custom stale his infinite variety.” - Crowley (debatable to whom he is referring) “Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety.” - Enobarbus (referring to Cleopatra)

For the purpose of this, I will abbreviate Antony and Cleopatra to A and C, and Egypt to E for psychological priming purposes.

A and C are living in E. They’re happy to stay there together with one another. Unfortunately, the leadership in A’s homeland recall him to sit on the ruling council. A regretfully leaves C alone on E. 

Back in his homeland, A is forced into a partnership with someone to assure his loyalty since the others in charge are concerned about his loyalty to C. C finds out and is jealous.

A and the others in charge broker an agreement with their main threat but as soon as A’s attention is elsewhere, the others in charge betray the agreement.

A is furious and leaves his homeland to go back to E and his love C. They fight for E together. 

Let Rome in Tiber Heaven above melt and the wide arch Of the ranged empire fall. Here is my space. Kingdoms are clay. Our dungy earth alike Feeds beast as man. The nobleness of life Is to do thus; when such a mutual pair And such a twain can do ‘t, in which I bind, On pain of punishment, the world to weet We stand up peerless.

The plot continues, but Antony and Cleopatra is a tragedy, and Good Omens is a comedy. There are other plot points I think could be incorporated (A believing C has died, C being captured, themes of self-sacrifice and no longer fitting the mold you were made from) but for the basic, general plot, this is where my bet is placed.

[folie-a-deux]

man i just love reading fics where Will finds Hannibal and Antony in Florence and gets jealous asf hdjdskd

and this is my favorite one so far... spoilers of my favorite parts of the fic under !!

WHEN I TELL YOU I WAS YELLING

This is why the audience needs more of jealous Will Graham !! hfsdhsh

[fountainpenguin]

Riddle watches New Wish - Post #15

Work Her Magic

There is some seriously cruel irony in posting the episode where Hazel's mom clearly wants to engage with her, but can't right now because she's busy (and thus Hazel's upset about how her mom is always working) IMMEDIATELY after the double-length episode where Dev was unable to get his dad's attention whatsoever. What the heck, Hazel? Did you learn nothing?

I love Hazel's parents so much. They're adorable. Marcus being a little jealous about how his wife's always talking to her publisher / coordinator when he wants to plan a date night is fantastic.

-> Assistant, that's her role.

omfg, the title card was grown-up Hazel?? I was multi-tasking on these notes and thought that was her mom. She's ADORABLE.

What the fliiiip? I'm not sure I've ever loved a design more... This is so good. Her color scheme is the same. She's still predominantly blue and those pink bits resemble her shirt stripes, and she's still got green shoes. That's impeccable. A+ thoughtful design.

I love her... I have no 'fic ideas for her at this exact moment, but I like her a lot.

Is the silverware at this school made of wood? Wanda has a funny texture on her disguise.

Hazel is gossiping about herself with her mom at lunch. I'm bracing for Hazel to find out info she'd rather not hear, but so far everything is just Angela gushing over her. I love that.

-> She didn't have a bad word to say, only how much she loves her daughter. Pure...

Antony!! And it was indeed a hand-me-down shirt!

I have some questions about these posters.

Terrible brand name.

I enjoy how Wanda has consistently put on shades this season. I was going to make a joke back in the dinosaur episode about how she did that in the OG series too. I think it was only twice, but those scenes are some of my signature memories of her (The Musical & trying to get her son out of Crocker's house during "Fairly Old Parent").

This was Cosmo as Rice President of Pixies Inc. (to me).

omg, ceiling sprinklers. The detail! Very curious to learn more about how these environments were rendered.

Return of the Meerkat-adjacent voice! Daran Norris!

???

Date night is back on!!

"So, you're probably wondering how I got here..."

Crock to the Future

Crocker?? Huh. Can't say I'm surprised.

-> I've always headcanoned Crocker with witch genes due to the Alden Bitterroot connection. I wonder if he's aged or looks the same (In "Secret Wish," he looked the same after aging 50 years and claimed it's because he was altered to look like that even when he was 10, so it prevented further signs of aging).

-> My theory is that he'll resemble Jorgen and have a patch around his mouth. No justification for this beyond "That seems to be the style to symbolize an older character from the OG series." I still want to know if Doug Dimmadome is dead.

-> If this Crocker turns out to be Kevin, I'm gonna lose my very last marble. Doesn't look likely though due to the freckle placement in that title card. But can you IMAGINE...

Marcus only has 9 toes... Wh- Why does he have more than 8? I thought everyone had 8. Did he cut it one in half with the weedwhacker and count it separately?

The Galax Institute is celebrating its 96th annual event. If that's an in-city location, Dimmadelphia is at minimum 96 years old.

-> He's 100% meeting Crocker at this parascience convention. If he meets the Fentons with that ghost machine, that'd be great.

A.J. NAME CONFIRMATION!! ... I don't love it because I headcanoned him as Archimedes Junior and I think that's cooler than Anthony James Jr., but I'll accept it! Curse my slowness in getting my A.J.-centric multi-chapter out.

-> A.J. founded the Galax Institution at age 10 and is Marcus's hero. First of all, I love that, and second of all... good to know. I was pretty sure Dimmadelphia was still close to Dimmsdale, but it's always nice to have confirmation.

Also, I am once again asking people who have strong feelings that Chloe is a Mary Sue to give me their opinions on A.J., who ends world hunger in Season 2, works with the government at age 10, can build a time machine in 10 seconds with paperclips and string, and who apparently founded the Galax Institute as a child. They would be friends, I think.

Don't actually give me your opinions, but I do think about them a lot.

-> I'm sad my Happy Peppy Betty plotline has her moving to Brightburg instead of Dimmadelphia. It's not like I knew this was coming, but... SHE.

Angela (to me): This is my super hot husband. I love him very much and anyone who calls his interest in parascience dumb will get a high heel to the eye.

I can't believe Mark is banned from the institute. A.J., I have some questions.

Oh, there he is! Baby face...

Huh. I don't have anything to say.

I'm unclear as to why Cosmo and Wanda aren't trying to avoid the magical detectors? Why can't they just leave? I feel like this plot would work better if they'd been sleeping inside Hazel's bag.

I like how Mark, his ship, and Dark Laser's ship are in the mural.

Oh, he has aged:

I'd LOVE to see Crocker interact with A.J. I don't think we'll get that lucky, but it would be fun.

-> I've been thinking this since Episode 1, but I'm starting to seriously debate changing all the times I had Crocker say "cryptozoology" in 'fic to "parascience" instead.

I am super puzzled that A.J. went into parascience after all the time he spent with Crocker. He certainly seems to believe it (unless there's a plot twist that he just wants to give people the opportunity to discover things but he doesn't personally believe in it), but like... that's a STORY. Are we gonna talk about that?

-> This dovetails so nicely into my "Norm & A.J." AU and my head is in my hands but there is nothing I can do about it right now. help.

Oh, I didn't clock that he was a janitor here. Either I was typing and missed that or it was said off-screen. Also I enjoy him crawling without using his hands.

/blinks. Wadjet dying in Age of Mythology sound effect, is that you? Usually in shows, I just hear the donkey sound (I think it's the same one Minecraft uses). This is a surprise.

It is the same sound; I looked it up. I don't know what to do with this information.

Is Crocker going to take Hazel's bag, but open it and ignore Cosmo and Wanda on the outside?

-> Wanda, why don't you just leave? I don't understand.

Wanda: Crocker used to terrorize our last godkid. Cosmo: And before that, he WAS our godkid Roy, Viv, and Chloe awkward monkey puppeting somewhere:

I mean, Chloe was also terrorized a little, but...

Okay, so... Cosmo and Wanda have clearly explained the godparenting basics to Hazel. She's aware she'll lose her memories. But... why didn't we get to see that?

The miserable godkids plot and the memory loss haven't been explained well in this series and I'm a little surprised, seeing as that's one of the biggest pieces of worldbuilding in the OG show. Since Hazel seems to have a loving home life, I wasn't sure if either rule was still canon until Poof-Peri showed up.

Wanda: Crocker would have to cover the entire building in a butterfly net to catch us. Which is impossible! Me: /"Viral Videots" flashbacks

Oh, please give me a sequel to one of my favorite jokes in the entire series...

Eh, I'll take it. I'm disappointed Cosmo and Wanda can still float, though. Hey, you guys aren't supposed to do that!

Hazel: I wish Crocker stopped trying to reveal fairies! Wanda: Oh, we can't do that, squirt. As long as the building's covered by a butterfly net, we're powerless!

W... Wanda? What exactly are you saying? You wanna run that by me again?

I like how A.J. came prepared for Crocker to interfere so he brought a back-up award to give to Marcus, haha.

... Hm. I feel slightly unsatisfied, but I'm not sure I could put into words why. I didn't really have expectations and yet I feel confused.

[toxycodone]

the boys is currently filming at my school and it’s sort of funny because there are tarps haphazardly tied over certain statues and signs that i’m assuming is to protect them from the weather, but it is much more amusing to imagine they’re trying to hide what the “SCHOOL OF [covered letters]IMEFIGHTING” could possibly be

LOOOOOOOOOOOL OH. MY GOD??? SERIOUSLY THO...i am so jealous i would be tweaking hardcore if the boys was filming where I lived. My God.

if you stumble on Antony Starr can you please tell him I need Homelander to actually fold me like origami. thanks.

but also tell him he's a fantastic actor how he manages to portray the most pathetic yet terrifying man ive seen in a while is. crazy.

[waffleboyy]

I remember seeing a post on here that said Cosmo and wanda would be a better fit for dev and peri would be a better fit for hazel cuz now I can't stop thinking about Hazel basically treating peri like her big brother , wanting to do the same things they did together and then one day antony comes to visit and peri's like "hey, I do all that stuff with hazel" and getting a bit jealous as he's replaced for some time. Also I think it would be funny if peri was like "ah Hazel looks like a way easier kid then dev! This'll be a piece of cake" but realizes alot of her problems are internal when she asks once in a while "do you *want* to be my fairy god parent or is it because you feel bad for me" and he's like oh boy...

And also during the finale Cosmo was so in tune to Dev's struggle as he literally points out that dev is making all these grand wishes to get his dad's approval. Wanda would also be such a good voice of reason when dev is acting out of line, plus they've dealt with unruly kids in the past and have so much experience under their belt which is definetly needed for a complicated case like dev, as well as them LITERALLY being parents, like the complete set of a mom and a dad, could probably help dev and AUGHHHH I think it would be so cool if there was an episode where they switched god parents or something ...

[kaijuboarcreations]

So I Just Saw the Sweeney Todd Revival

Impressions: (Don't read on if you don't want spoilers for the show)

It was damn amazing. I've seen many versions of the show over the years and this one still managed to give me the same emotional whip lash that my first viewing did.

-Josh Groban was amazing both as a vocalist and actor. I always look forward to what different actors bring to Sweeney Todd and he really brought out an unhinged, emotional take on the character that I really enjoyed. He played the pure madness perfectly, and he shows a clear progression from a relatively sane start to his break at 'Epiphany' to his downward spiral in the second act.

-Annaleigh may be the best Mrs. Lovett I've seen yet. She managed to make Mrs. Lovett the perfect level of obnoxious. She was not afraid to get on the floor, crawl into Josh's lap (jealous), and just do generally crazy shit without seeming like she was "trying too hard"

-Noted the choice of Lucy having dark hair (the reprise of 'Johanna' alludes to Lucy having the same color hair as Johanna). It doesn't give it away as much as having her be blonde but I'm not a huge fan of directors trying too hard to make a twist a total surprise. Not that my feelings are that strong on the matter.

-Is Beadle low key queer coded or is that just me? (Like he DEFINITELY limps his wrist several times. "Always an honor to serve my friends and neighbors 💅")

-Hard to beat Tobias actually being a child. I get why they opt not to go with actual child actors, though dude was a college graduate.... I mean he did a good job don't get me wrong I'm not at all trying to throw shade at anyone's performance, they were all great but I couldn't tell from the ensamble at the opening who has Tobias and who was Antony because they looked the same age and I feel like that's a problem.

"Tell Mrs. Lovett to give you some ale" why shouldn't she? You are clearly in your twenties

-I believe this was the first time I've seen the ending include Tobias going fully mad. Who can blame him? He was locked in with newly deceased corpses and just found out he had been eating humans. All versions have him certainly not quite right in the end seeing as he does Sweeney in, but every version I've seen in the past has a more stoic Tobias rather than the babbling madman route.

-They did a job to ease you in to the blood and guts part of the show. You don't see any blood until act two. The deaths in act one are either in shadow or cut off before the finishing blow.

-Daniel Yearwood and Maria Bilbao were a great Antony and Johanna. The direction for the subtle ways that Johanna mirrored Sweeney were very well done

[theantonian]

One last kiss before I die

“My love ! My love !” Charmian and Iras approached and attempted to raise her, but she waved them away. “No ! Leave me alone with him.” “Egypt, I am dying !” issued in faint syllables from Antony’s lips. “No ! No !” she shrieked. “Oh, ye gods, who have wreaked your cruelty upon me, now be kind, and give me back his fleeting life !”

“Grieve not, my Cleopatra,” he murmured, raising his heavy eyes to the beautiful face he loved so well. “Blessed be fortune that permits me to die near you ! Oh ! Cleopatra, my last thought is for you ! I am cold — come closer to me.” She wound her arms about him, and pressed her face close to his. “Oh ! fatal destiny !” she moaned. “My love, we loved each other too much. The gods were jealous of us.” “I do not accuse the gods — fate — had I the choice, I would still take the life they have given me — it has been a glorious one — a Roman, I have had for a conqueror no other than a Roman. I have lived, loving and loved by you. In death I am still happy. I am near you. Happy ! Do not grieve for me. All Caesar has is as naught to this. I die for you, and in your arms. Kiss me, my sweet !” She pressed, in a long passionate kiss, her warm lips to his already cold in death, and, in that kiss, Antony’s soul sped to the Great Unknown. Suddenly, the queen raised her head, and gazed wildly upon the ashen face. Then, she shrieked aloud: “Dead! Dead!” Charmian and Iras hurried to her side. Iras cast her arms about the queen, while Charmian bent over and closed the staring eyes of Antony. The queen seemed frozen into marble, so white and rigid was she. She falls onto her husband's chest and faints.

[eternalsa2z]

Just Desserts

"Surprise! So good of you to come and celebrate the most important thing in your life - me!"

"You don't remember? Antonie, the gender non-conforming person you used to bully? Call names? Push around in the locker room? You were sooooo obsessed with me and my sexuality that I'm shocked you don't recognize me!"

"Then again I suppose I'm quite different. On the outside at least. I go by Marie now but nothing's really changed. I was a better person than you then and I'm even better now."

"Why'd invite you? To celebrate our anniversary! This mark three years from the first day you called me 'fruitcake'. So I thought we'd have a little special desert to celebrate. It's a fruitcake..."

"Ah ah ah! It's not for a naughty boy like you. It's packed full of the special supplements I've been taking to become 'that bitch'. More Marie, Antonie less. Unless...secretly you want some?"

"Just kidding. I know you've always been jealous of me. Wished you could be pretty like me. But unfortunately for you these glorious Elixir supplements didn't make me a better person...they made me a better bitch."

"So you're gonna watch your goddess have her cake and eat yours too. I'm just gonna get prettier, meaner, and honestly probably a better bully than you. That is something certainly worth celebrating - getting just desserts!"

[theinsanecrayonbox]

FOP: A New Wish e24-30

woooooo more FOP! we got so many things going on, so let's get down to business

Episode 24: The Treble with Rivals

there are schools that have band and orchestra? i thought they were the same thing, just if it was bigger it got labeled orchestra. weird.

there's a Nmusic Phairy...why didn't you run Fairy Idol? are you actually a Muse?? that would explain the stupid spellings...but those are fairy wings...

and wait, isn't wishing for musical talent to do at an audition technically participating in a competition...not that we follow that rule much these days

so the difference between Band and Orchestra seems to be that one is strings and one is wind and brass based...despite orchestra having winds and brass sections

also what school thinks it's a good idea to give children only 1 week of practice before putting on a concert??

ooo musical fae wood.

again why is band vs orchestra a thing?? everything in band is in orchestra normally; is it because orchestra is harder to get into so the left overs get band then? that would make sense i guess...

you know, i'm kind of sad there was no Jets vs Sharks musical number this episode given that it is two musical groups/gangs fighting one another

oh hey it's older brother; makes sense since he's featured next episode. hurray continuity!

so...i think i got too focused on an insignificant detail this episode, but to be fair there wasn't much to this one. not bad, but not one of the stronger stories

Episode 25: Rattleconda Racers

ooo we finally meet the older brother!

haha little sister is jealous of big brother's new girlfriend. classic.

ah the poorly worded unintended wish. also classic.

wonder if Antony thinks he's dreaming right now, because he's far too nonchalant about this

heh Wanda getting too deep into the RP

geeze this is the second rough punk lady of the series

oh NOW it's against eth rules to use magic to cheat huh? yup typical Da Rules logic. but wishing yourself out as a no-go is a classic for the trapped in the board game story, so...

dawwww sweet sibling moment. and very good story beat; so far yeah Hazel's been learning to deal with all eth changes and has adapted well, but she's a kid so of course when her brother is back she reverts only to realize that things are different and even she is different. good story telling.

oh he just thought he was imagining everything, mk

overall, very classic setup and payoff, but it worked very well. good story!

Episode 26: Dig a Little Deeper

subterranean rock monsters huh? we've had those before...like twice (Engine Blocked and The Big Fairy Share Scare i think)...hm...

oh hey Alec Schwimmer is the writer??

oh right, Hazel likes rocks...we haven't touched that since e1 i think

yeah Dev with his O-pair drones and talks of cooperate takeover, that's totally Goblin like...

coolest, shiniest, and out of this world rock...is it a Wonderstone???? and a different universe??? O.o????

Cosmo's argued with his echo before, hasn't he?

another lost wand plot? uhg...i guess it's the least egregious sin they could pull, but still, we just had one of those with the FNaF episode

oh it's a rockman not a moleman...which the synopsis did say, so why is that a surprise to me??

threatening to drop the heroine in lava. heh. and Hazel nerd correcting lol. love you girl. but none of the rockmen look like they're made of laps lazuli (i too am a bit of a rock nerd girl)

oh that triangle one was bluish, i guess they could be lapis

oh and a last second reminder that there's Peri around

so this was an interesting one. technically low magic, and Hazel got to nerd out. i liked it

Episode 27: Operation Birthday Takeback

the return of Vicky! also, nice that we're focusing on a birthday that isn't the main protagonist first; didn't we do that in the original...Tootie's birthday was established before Tim's...in s0 and the main series...and Vicky was the problem in both of those too....huh...

oo this is also a double (full 22 min) episode. fun!

awww Dev, your dad sucks. but still good highlighting how he treats Peri; he thinks Peri should know what he needs/wants since the O-pair drones are programed to do that PLUS the fact that Dev doesn't even know what he wants

adult Vicky...has the earring from her 18 year old self in Channel Chasers...but she doesn't look like she should be in her 40s (oh eye bags, yeah sure that's 40s uhuh)...and being a birthday performer?? that's not an occupation i ever thought she'd had

CHIP SKYLARK!!! and if it was an oldie hit that Jazmine's mother listened to, then yeah it's gotta be 20 years in the future

ok, her using child slave labor does track, but as a party performer? that sounds more like a daycare setup...

we are referencing Nectar of the Odds! so yeah it's very telling that Dale is THAT inattentive if he'd hire Vicky with that being their history

the Dale-cave is funny and so over the top, not gonna lie. but oh yeah, Dale is the new Crocker, and he has the funds to do that (and huh, dad obsessing over the best friend...the Dimmadomes are the Osborns...ok Superverse Dev is a Green Goblin analog)

Dev nearly spilled the beans! but then again he answered the door with Peri not knowing it was Hazel so...not surprising (Foop returns later; does Dev loose Peri and Foop swoops in to take over??). yet he could probably get away with claiming he was a new advanced O-pair drone if he had to

commercial break; there's a commercial for NW and there were clips i don't recognize?? punk adult Hazel?? O.o?? excite! (yet again with the punk ladies; is this going to be a recurring thing?? is that a bad thing?)

why are you guys writing on his white board thing?? even Peri realizes this is a bad idea

heh the under the table graffiti; this show puts cute little details in the environment so well

ICKY VICKY SONG REVENGE MONTAGE TIME!!!

Chinfinity War poster in Dev's room! and is that baby Poof as Darth Maul in the other poster?? O.o i know he dressed like that before, but that feels super random

yeah get Dev a lemonade, he can't have a milkshake remember

awww Dev saved Hazel, so sweet...to bad a third act breakup is happening again

the fairies finally learn that Vicky is here, and a Timmy name drop! but Peri's reaction is actually kinda gold lol

Vicky kissing up the perceived parents, yup. and hey Peri did turn into an O-pair drone. and a coupled decades, so yup 20 years minimum

and here comes the third act breakup. but very interesting that he thinks she manipulated him...because that's all anyone has ever done to him

ok we mentioned 2001 (when the series proper started), and if this is set in real time, it's 2024 so that's 23 years...ok so yeah, NW is 20 years after the original series up to at least season 7 (since that's when Foop appeared). we are slowly figuring out the timeline folks!!

awww Peri is trying. and Dev once again self sabotages himself because he doesn't know how to cope (so that's why Foop comes later, he wished Peri away). i gotta say, i think Dev might be the best character

this was practically a perfect episode. low magic, but the problem wasn't caused by magic. it's very character heavy, but deep in lore. and it advances the central plot points. A++ team!!

Episode 28: Potazal Pohtahzal

weird name, but ok. also the return of Mother Nature huh? is this yet another redesign (spoilers: yes it is)

Sparky?? "when did we get a dog"??? O.o!!! nonononononononono!!!!!!! oh wait it's the trash can she's mak pretending, ok, that's safe. DO NOT give me a heart attack like that show!!

ok so the wish of the day is unlimited french fries. so...this is Just Desserts light, since only she's getting them not the whole world, and it's about eating only 1 food type instead of a healthy balance

oh a musical number, ok i guess

oh hey a map!!! and not a very...correctly cut up map...so don't know how accurate this is, but it looks like Dimmadelphia is in Illinois...yeah this isn't a good map, i don't seem to exist on it so *shrugs*

Da Rules says you talk to Mother Nature about when your godkid turns into a food item huh? how does that make sense?

and yup new redesign for Mother Nature. not a terrible one i'll give, much better than the others so far (Cupid, Father time)

of course she'd go and eat the source potato. so to fix it she's...going to chop herself up??? O.O!!! SHOW!! child dismemberment??? of course it wouldn't happen, but still! i love you

and we just grow a new one and everything is fixed. that's fine

the moral of the story is moderation and sharing and eating properly

the trash can actually barked/talked....no, nopenopenopenopenope, idc if it was just a button gag, nope. we do not want (all of) s9 to be canon to this timeline. no

Episode 29: The Haunting of Wells House

lol another horror movie parody title, nice. also Marcus focused, and ghost focused, ok, i'm into it (can't be scarier than them threating to canonize Sparky last episode after all)

Hazel filming youtube videos with her dad. cute.

daww i was almost hoping the scary movie Cosmo and Wanda was gonna give them would be the one from Timmy's 2-D House of Horror about the haunted volcano. but zombie fairies is cool too i guess....we did have a zombie plague earlier in eth season after all...

oh haunted fairy video tape. fun

and now we're a ghost hunting show, even in the night vision green

i like the detail that Ghost Pepper (heh the multi level puns of that name, great job) has limbs that disconnect

HA! Jorgen's a priest to perform an exorcist. that's great, and funny, especially in his camo smock

does Jorgen have a whole haunted collection of VHS tapes?? wut?

so this one was alright. it was a quick one and done romp.

Episode 30: Best of Luck

the return of Foop!! or, Irep now...why would he stick with the mirrored name instead of changing to Anti-Peri? as a baby, that's silly, but ok sure, especially since Poof changed his name as an adult, maybe that's normal so the Anti-faries do similar. and c'mon, Anti-Peri sounds like Anti-fairy even...maybe that's why they didn't do it? and also, his full name is Periwinkle, so it should be...an unpronounceable mess backwards...why not just Anti-Peri??? meh, oh well, lets just see how this goes i guess.

who's hands are on the title card?

oh NOW we are siting Da Rules about taking a competition prize. also, peri came back after being wished away? mk, won't argue that. but yeah Da Rules prevent chaos, thus why the djinn are more annoying. but i get it, Dev's annoyed by Da Rules, giving the opening for Irep to arrive

and arrive he does...and looks like an idiot being a block head. Peri didn't stay a ball, despite circular heads being a thing.

wait when did that calendar start...it's currently May huh? interesting...why were orchestra/band tryouts in the middle of the school year? or should that have been an earlier episode, since there was no clear evidence of Peri to time stamp it...but there was glasses-less Dev...still, this means that summer break is getting close, so interesting...also means that Anthony's visit would've probably been spring break, so again why was band/orchestra tryouts in the middle of the school year??? if it was one or the other maybe, implying that they share the same class timeslot so it's a half year program, thus the kids that play instruments in both go full year-why am i STILL hung up on that??? (it's like when i got stuck on e1 of BNHA about how the goo guy's volume should've exceeded the soda bottles and was his brain a thing was every cell of his body sentient...) MOVING ON!

wow i think this is the first time Da Rules has stated that they can't kill anyone with magic. that's kinda weird...especially since Marrianne did do that (by starting WWI)...oh maybe she's the godchild that made that a rule, ok i can buy that

also you guys have dealt with Anti-fairies before, why wasn't that a go to idea?

this rock paper scissor game has move moves than the Big Bang one, geeze

dawww Dev lashing out because he's sad and falling back to his old ways

oh hey we're following the rule about "when a fairy quits any magical being can fill in"...just like Fairy Idol where another blue chaos entity took over...i wonder if we'll get genies in this series

oh Jorgen swoops in to save the day! because no 2 weeks notice...that was never a thing before...dumb, but oh well, we didn't want Irep to stay around.

dawww Dev still lashing out even as Hazel tries to extend the olive branch. and ooo he's gonna be researching Anti-fairies...he gonna break out Irep isn't he....ANTI-FAIRY PLAUGE UPON THE WORLD!

so hey good setup for a future plot point i hope! and again, it does make logical sense to evolve things in that direction. very fun!!

oooo next week says there's an episode with multiverse stuff??? exciting! still loving the show, keep it up!!