#Jared kleinman hcs

[sincerealev]

Thank you @milksteakkk for giving me an excuse to talk about them too 🕺🏻

Here goes:

Alana is a lesbian, and Jared is gay. Mlm 🤝 wlw solidarity

The way Alana discovered she was a lesbian is that she was watching a movie with Julie Andrews and then she was just hit with the realization

→ (Yes she had/has a crush on Julie Andrews, especially in The Sound Of Music)

Honestly, I think she'd enjoy vintage musical movies

Jared probably had a celebrity crush on Keanu Reeves at one point. I thought of this just now and it just made sense to me

Jared is the shortest of the friend group. Like, 5'5

→ Alana is slightly taller than him, like 5'6 or 5'7 (and then Evan is taller than her, like 5'9, for reference)

Jared's wardrobe is a mess, in the way that generally every morning he'll just put on whatever he finds first in his closet, doesn't take time to meticulously choose clothes that match

→ His favorite shirt is one that has a picture of a bowling ball knocking some bowling pins, and in comic sans it just says "bowling" underneath

Alana is the opposite, of course. She chooses her outfit of the day the night prior

Honestly, she's very grandmacore

→ She lives with her grandma too (yes, I know in canon she said her grandma died, but also, everyone has two sets of grandparents so shhh,,)

Jared collects stuff like miniature dinosaur figures or rocks. And also has a vast collection of comics, from vintage comics to the newest ones

Alana loves baking, when she's not busy with school work and such. Almost every week she'll come to school with baggies of cookies, or a Tupperware with cake to share with her friends :-)

She volunteers in a local library

Jared is kind of lazy, or more like distracted when it comes to school, but he also doesn't slack. He always ends up doing his assignments, studying for tests, and getting good grades (but the majority of the time he leaves stuff for the day before, which he regrets everytime)

When he's bored in class Jared will color in the squares in a notebook page with pencil

As patient and calm as she is, Alana can visibly get angry if you get in her nerves (this refers to Jared most of the time). She's good at controlling her anger though

→ Both Alana and Jared bicker a lot, honestly. It's kind of funny to see

Jared has three pairs of glasses. One of them are prescription sunglasses, which he uses to feel cool

For college, Jared studied software engineering or computer science

As for Alana, maybe she studied law or something to become a lawyer maybe?

→ I thought of that just now because I feel like she's very good at debating, and she's very neat and organized in everything she does, loves public speaking, uses logical reasoning all the time... Y'know. Tell me what you think :0

I think that's enough hcs or this will get very long. What do you guys think 🕺🏻

Here's a drawing of them (ft. Evan) me and my gf @devildarling08 made :-) (it's from a boarding school AU we made together)

[homo-phoneic]

Jared likes pushing his friends drinks off tables like a cat. They are all used to it by now but it's still really annoying

[spacexriri]

jared kleinman listens to mcr /hc

[thesillychro]

hmmmm, for the character asks how about 2 12 and 22 for jared kleinman?

JARED YAY!!!! He's my favorite in deh

2. That's actually a tough one, but I like how he's described to be insecure and all that cause ik damn well he is not the way he is just for nothing (if this makes sense)

12. Tbh I'm STILL on with the Jared and Alana potential weird friendship thingy,,, considering like everything?? I like to say "oh gay/lesbian (hc!!!) solidarity haha" but I think about them a LOT

22. I don't read fics too often BUT I would want people to portray him more accurately (obviously). I feel like some fanfic writers make his shell(?) break too easily and it doesn't feel right. I like when they make him make a. typical Jared joke every now and then tho cause his humor is one of my favorite traits I think

Idk if any of these make sense BUT JARED!!!!!!!!!!!

[astrochemstry]

Jared Kleinman HC: having a crush on him, you don't wanna admit it but everyone knows

I was lying in bed and then i got this idea and it sounded really cute so i made it a reality asjdfbasjh im having a brainrot

Reader is gender neutral and its romance

OK SO JUST IMAGINE

YOU LIKE THIS GUY

YOU DON'T WANNA ADMIT IT BCS HES COCKY AS HELL

BUT EVERYONE KNOWS

E VE RYO NE KNO W S

YES EVEN HIM

OK lets go to the start so

SO I HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOK AND STUFF BUT

I DO THINK JARED WENT TO SCOUT CAMP AS A KID TOO

SO you met there

And as in met

He accidentally uh

Well yk those log things you gotta walk on??

He slipped and accidentally bumped into you

And you fell on the mud lmao

Bro was trying vv hard not to laugh actually

“Kleinman, apologize to (Name).”

“Sorry.”

hE AINT GOOD AT THIS FORGIVE HIM PLS

Ok so like youre still mad but

Throughout your time there he makes it up with

aCTS OF SERVice

sO some hcs here are from @/bemorecronch pls check them out vv good at writing jared and hilarious as hell

So one of their hcs is that if he likes u he randomly gives u food

oH diD I NOT MENTioN??

THIS GUY LIKES YOU TOO

So like one time you dropped your snack and like vv frustrated bcs you fell in mud and now your snack fell in mud

So he goes up to you and shoves his spare sandwich onto you

Youre like ???? but then he jsut raises and eyebrow

“Don’t you know how to eat or did that dirt change everything in you??”

You choose whether you smacked him or not

But like after that and everything, he sat with you and just ate with ya

Then the crushing started

SO YEARS PASS

WELCOME TO HIGHSCHOOL OR WHATEVER TOOK PLACE IN DEH

yOU MEET AGAIN

“Arent you that mud person from camp??” “Arent you that asshole who shoved me??”

Sassy conversations

Murphy siblings live for it tbh

They love you

And then heres the thiNG

SO ONE TIME AT THE CAFETERIA

You guys just sat together and ate bcs i mean thats what you did at camp too

You guys we’re vv close and be reminded you have a crush on him

So liKE your body started to heat up and ik for some skin colors it wont be visible youre blushiNG BUT SINCE YOURE SO CLOSE HE CAN FEEL THE HEAT

Hes concerned bro “are you okay??”

“Yes im fine- just-” tHEN HE PLACES HIS HAND ON YOUR FOREHEAD

TO CHECK YK

Totally not an excuse to touch you

coIUGHGHcouG HH

So like you just froze?? Bcs oH SHIT ohIUSHAHH????

Alana was there and you were like oh thank god

But alana

aLANA KNOWS

ALANA SEES IT

But dw she doesnt like say it out and tease you

Takes you away and stuff “Oh god! (Name) are you okay? Lets go to the nurse.”

She doesnt take you to the nurse lmao

“So, you like someone?”

React how you want she aint gonna fall for you denying it

anYWAYS SHE DOES KEEP IT A SECRET

But like its you who, well, makes it less of a secret lmao

Like youre very expressive abt it

Everyone knows

The school knows

And you guessed it!

JARED KNOWS

Bro is happy as hell you like him back but don't forget hes a little shit

Teases you tbh

Like if youre sitting down and reading or smth hes just like “oh whats that??” and gets vERY CLOSE

From acts of service to physical toUCH

If you like passed a test or something he just awkwardly goes up to you and pats your back

“Good job” “uh thanks”

Hes silently crying inside bcs of that

Ok but like one day lets say Alana encourages you to confess

So you do and like when you see Jared youre just

Oh shit oh fuck oh no nope nO

But like he sees you and he just goes to you like “whats up??”

Its just casual

Too casual

So you didnt wanna confess in like a crowded hall lol so you tell him to meet you at some place like uh idk you choose

So Jared

Aint dumb ok

An asshole but this shit is fucking smart

And first thing he thinks is ‘theyre gonna confess. Definitely.’

No doubts bcs he knows u like him lmao

So you meet

And bro got a huge smirk on his face

“Soo- what did you want to talk about?”

Hes just so calm?? And casual? That youre freaked out and suspicious bcs you expect him to spit out some mean things and stuff

“Uh- this is- wait uh” “go on.” “weLL- uH”

Then he laughs

You guys know what im talking about

“You sound like Evan” hes wHEEZing

“LOOK i LIKE you okay???”

“Everyone does” “No i mean- the- the like like”

Bro acts like he doesnt understand

So uh yeaH you kiss hiM

Look he knows u like him but hes still shocked bcs daMN

In the end, he just goes “oh i know you do. Everyone does.” with a smiLE

Smack him smACK hiM

[fly-like-a-grayson]

Jared Kleinman headcannons (Panic Attack)

A/N: Under a read more because trigger warnings (I need to remember to write triggers/warnings on my writing) I’m not sure if these are good :/

TW: Panic attacks 

-You were stressed with school recently

- Final exams were coming up and you really needed to get high grades on all of them

- The night before, you were trying to do a last minute cram for history

- You realized that you barely were able to remember anything and then your doubts came to life

- You thought that you’d fail and then you imagined all the things that would come with that

- Your parent's disappointment, you doors of opportunity closing, teasing from people that somehow found out your grades, you letting yourself down

- Then the panic started

- At first, they were just sniffles, then it turned to whimpers, then simple crying, and finally sobbing

- You started to shake as your sobbing grew louder

- You were very thankful that your parents were visiting neighbors, so they couldn’t hear you at all

- You just assumed it was an extreme sob, but the more you were left alone with your thoughts the more your anxiety heightened

- Then you felt your hands tremble

- Your eyes felt sore from how tight you were clenching them shut

- Your breathing quickened at you could feel your chest ache

- You weren’t in control of your own actions

- You didn’t even feel like you were in your own body

- You didn’t even notice you had texted Jared asking him to come over

- You don’t remember him climbing in through your window

- You weren’t even able to yell at him for putting a hole in your window screen

- When Jared saw you, every happiness he felt was sucked out of him

- He immediately pestered you with questions

- “What’s wrong?”, “Did someone hurt you?”, “Do I need to hurt someone?”

- He didn’t even notice you were having a panic attack until he crouched next to you and saw your shaking hands

- He pulled you close to him

- He remembered you saying something about “grounding” when you have an attack

-  “Hey, Y/N. Tell me 5 things you see.”

- You continued to sob, not paying attention to him

- He took your face in his hands so you’d look at him

- “Come on, Y/N. Five things you see.”

- It took you a moment to get the list out of your mouth

- “You, my desk, my radio, my clock, and my pens.”

- “Good, 4 things you feel.”

- “Your hands, my fuzzy socks, the carpet, um…”

- “Come on, you’re doing great. One more thing.”

- “I’m, my sweater?”

- He held you close as he went down the rest of the list

- “Three things you hear?”

- “Your voice, the fan, the music from next door.”

- “Two things you smell?”

- “Your terrible cologne and the blueberry candle.”

- “That’s mean and the last one, one thing you can taste.”

- “Um, the pizza I had before for lunch.”

- He rubbed your back, “Now, repeat.”

- You had to repeat it about 3 times until you felt yourself calm down

- Your shaking hands stopped

- The grounding worked, but being around Jared helped also

- Jared rubbing your back helped your breathing go down to normal

- When you were finally calm, Jared wouldn’t let you even look at your study guide

- He pushed all that onto the floor and pulled you onto the bed with him

- He ignores your protests and places kisses all around your face

- You tried to push him off, but you actually enjoyed it

- He smiled and continued

- Jared nuzzled into your neck

- “I love you”

- “I love you too”

- He pulled you as close as he possibly could

- He wanted you to feel better and forget all about your anxiety

- You held onto him just as tightly as he held onto you

- Jared is your rock

- You felt safe with him

- He felt the same with you

[reprisedpiece]

Jared Kleinman being comfortable about his figure (HCs)

Request: “Do you think you could do a Jared fic/HCs about him being very comfortable/confident about his figure? I feel like Jared find always have him being an insecure boy and I just wanna see him be happy and thrive. Thank you!”

Note: i got so tired writing ‘five years’ (long ass mike faist x reader fic) that i decided that im just gonna finish one of those headcanons request and here it is ! also, prepare yourself bc guess who’s posting ‘drop your pants’ (ben platt x artmajor!reader) part 2 in a few days ;---)

MASTERLIST

okay let’s do this

jared being confident about his figure is one of the cutest shit you’d ever witness

that boy would be SO proud of his muffin top

like one day, you’d be baking in your place and as you put the batter in the lil muffin wrappers, he’d casually just lift up his shirt

“babe you know it’s a good muffin when its shape looks like this”

he says as he points at his cute lil chub

and when he finds a muffin that represents his chub a lot, he’d be so excited

“Y/N LOOK IF YOU PUT A HEAD, ARMS, AND LEGS, ITS GONNA LOOK LIKE ME”

lots of drawings and doodles on said chub

he’d draw eyes on his tummy and make his belly button the mouth

he’d make it talk

especially when you’re feeling a bit down

“y/n talk to the tum tum”

“jared what are you doing”

“cmon talk to it”

“no leave me alone”

“please”

“for fucks sake kleinman what do u want”

“babe pls i literally spent minutes drawing the face, appreciate it. do you even know how hard it is drawing a face upside down?”

speaking of belly buttons, he’d probably volunteer to let you do body shots on him im jus saying

i just see it

((((obviously, doing that would lead to waaaay more stuff ;---) but that’s not why we’re here))))))

AND ONE OF THE CUTEST SHIT THAT I IMAGINE

ofc it was a common thing for you and jared to hang out on your/his bed

like u guys wont even be doing the nasty, you’ll just lay there and rest

jared would sometimes cuddle with you, shirtless

and you’d be happy as hell bc he’s so warm and cuddly

he’s hold you close to his chest or sometimes you’d lay your head on his stomach and he’d play with your hair

either way works for you two

but some days, he’d be on his phone A LOT

like he would be playing a game or watching videos

so when you want a lil attention from him, you’d blow raspberries on his tummy

he’d bite his lip to keep himself from smiling when you do so, trying to seem like he didn’t notice you

but you’d continue doing it and eventually he’d be in a fit of giggles

he’d then pull u up to his face and give u a kiss

“man i can never ignore you when you do that”

ALSO, ticklish jared?? he’d squirm a lot every time you poke his side

when ever he’s feeling a bit mad at you, you’d always poke/tickle him

and he’d laugh but quickly put on his angry face

“y/n, no.”

but you’d still do it anyways

you wouldn’t stop until he groans and smiles at you 

he’d just be so comfortable being around you with his chub out bc he knows you love him and everything about him

bonus stuff ! (for ppl who aren’t too confident with their bodies aka me)

he knows that just bc he’s confident about his figure doesnt mean you would be confident about yours

he wouldn’t expect you to be as comfortable as he is

him being open about his body might but less pressure on you so you’d also feel a bit comfortable around him

but he knows there are days where you just can’t

and he wouldn’t force you to be comfortable around him

he’d respect that sometimes you wouldn’t want to be touched/held around your middle

he also wouldn’t question too much whenever you wear something super baggy to hide urself

instead, jared would just whisper how much he loves your body

he’d tell you his favorite parts and such

he’d also talk about how he loves your chub, even when you don’t

“babe it just means i get to love more of you why wouldnt i want that”

he knows he cant change your mindset in a blink

but he can help you manage it

and slowly show you ways to appreciate your body

like whenever you’re feeling down about your figure, he’d suggest that two of you would go for a run and/or eat something healthy (even if he doesnt like it; he just wants you to feel good about yourself)

he’d be super snarky to people who makes mean comments about your figure

“bITCH i’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT-”

“jared omg it’s okay let’s just leave-”

“NOT WITHOUT GIVING THIS ASSHOLE WHAT HE DESERVES”

he’s just

he wants you to appreciate ur body as much as he does, if not more

he’s willing to do anything, he’d be patient as hell

he wants you to hear good things bc you’ve had enough of the bad things coming from ur own head

that’s why he won’t be afraid to bite off the heads of ppl who have nothing nice to say

jared loves u too much to let you hold urself back !

[hxveidoneenough]

Jared x NotNerdy!Reader HC

ANOTHER REQUEST again I've never really done HC'S so like I apologize ahead of time -You and Jared had a creative writing class together this year - That was how you two really met and became friends, and more or less a couple without the official label on it - like sometimes he would hold your hand and you had kissed like a time or two but neither one of you really like brought it up ever - it was something that was moving p fast and like there was a lot you guys didn't know about each other - Well one day, you wear your dad's star wars shirt to school because you couldn't find any clean ones of yours and the shirt was pretty cool so why not??? - the whole day goes by pretty well until you get to creative writing and Jared sees your shirt and he is like - '!!!!!!!! U lIkE StArWaRs' - He starts going on and naming off characters you've never heard of and you just slowly shake your head - Jared is so confused now and he just like tilts his head like puppies do ( u know the German Shepherd ones with the EARS) - you start to explain that you've never really seen any of the movies and it was your dad's shirt - jared's jaw like basically hits the floor once you finally sit down beside of him - "What about star trek?" - you shake ur head - 'Game of thrones?' - 'nope' - ' Doctor who?' - 'who's the doctor?' - 'Harry potter?' - again u just shake your head and jared starts like spazzing -Hes like throwing his arms around and basically screaming about how dissapointed he is until your teacher yells at him to shut up - the rest of class is spent with him going on about all these things he thinks u should know - ' Have u ever even played a video game????' - when you shake your head no this boy loses it and literally groans so loudly - when the bell rings Jared grabs your hand and pulls you out of the school towards his car informing you that you were gonna 'fuckin' learn today son' -when you get to jared's house he like pulls you downstairs and you don't even get a moment to say hello to his mom before hes shoving you in his room and slamming the door. - ' you best be getting comfy!!!!! you're gonna be here all weekend!!!!! a bitch is gonna fucking learn!!!!!" - about like 6 hours later and you're both sitting on his bed with a bowl of popcorn - Jared let u borrow some clothes so you're wearing a pair of his sweatpants and a tshirt that you really dont wanna give back bc it smells just like him - he does that stupid yawn and put his arm over your shoulders thing but u just laugh and learn into him - u guys finish the first two star wars movie he had put in when he finally speaks - 'so what do u think u fake nerd' - 'it's ok' - ' JUST OKAY?!' He screams as he starts to go on this rant about his favorite characters - Jared likes JarJar Binks don't fight me on this - the two of you end up staying up all night watching the star wars movies until you fall asleep on his chest and he just looks down at you and smiles - to himself he just whispers 'maybe (y/n) being clueless was a good thing.' bc you're so hot and you're in his bed!!! wearing his clothing!!! - he just really likes u and he's glad he can show the person he likes all these things that he likes without being shot down -that's all I got for now im really bad at HC'S i promise I'll get better

[readbyred]

Meeting Jared at summer camp

Fandom: Dear Evan Hansen

Pairing: Jared Kleinmanx Gn!Reader

Warnings: none

A/n: this is a part of a larger fic I'm working on so I’ll keep it vague

It's like this kid has made it his mission to ruin your summer

He’s crude, rude and always acts like he’s better than you

And on top of all that he seems to always be around to make a snarky remark when you are trying to enjoy life with your friends

But the thing that annoys you the most is his bragging

He always claims that back home, he's treated like a god

He has a lot of friends that are cooler than yours and insists on having a super hot vixen girlfriend that is, just by the way, hotter than you

You wonder why here at camp he doesn't even have a half of that

Not that you think about him often! Pff, he’s just some guy you hate

Anyways

As you start to get paired up more (in order to break the obvious tension between you two) you notice he’s sort of… Alright

He makes you laugh and doesn't always seem so inattentive like he did before

Worryingly enough you started to find him interesting

He still looks down on you but his act is slipping

You two still are not friends of course!

Just two campers who have to spend time together, nothing more

But it would be a lie to claim that inviting him into your friend group hasn't crossed your mind

You doubt he would accept though

As lonely as he seems he’s equally proud

So you do nothing and let the summer go by

Only a few days before departure you were proved wrong

After a failing out with your friends, your group scattered around, not wanting to sit together

You decided to sit alone

That's when you heard someone plop down on the log by your side

“God, (Y/n) you look pathetic”

It's none other than Jared Kleinman, of course

Whether you decide to ignore him or actually dignify him with a response, he can tell something is off and stays by your side

Finally you ask him, why he did that

“I just felt bad looking at you (L/n), you were sitting here all alone”

He tries to play it off as if he was doing you a favour

But he’s not looking at you when he says that

And his voice doesn't seem so convincing

It's pretty clear he needed company as much as you did

Or more

So you smile

Maybe Jared isn't so annoying after all

[sincerealev]

OHMG HI I love your deh fanart please feed me with some headcanons for my five bbs 😔🙏🙏

Hello!! Thank you so much, that means a lot <3 /gen

I've made some posts already with hcs of the sillies, you can find them here:

Evan hcs

Connor and Zoe hcs

Jared and Alana hcs

So, HERE'S MORE HEADCANONS THEN 😼😼

(ty to my awesome gf for helping me think of hcs cuz my mind was almost blank at the moment of writing this 😭🫶)

Connor helps Evan study for math tests, and Ev helps him with literature assignments in return <3

Evan constantly "steals" his boyf's clothes, and jokingly claims that there’s “an imaginary contract between them” that states that, the moment they started dating, Connor's clothes also became his

They enjoy watching horror movies together <33 (Connor got him more into horror movies). They'll have sleepovers a lot, and have horror movie marathons past midnight

"Hey, Ev... What if we watched [horror movie] and kissed during the scary parts? 🖤"

Their favorite horror movie to watch together is Scream (1996)

Alana and Evan are besties 🫶 Like, very close friends

Sometimes they'll have sleepovers, and Alana will tell him gossip about the school (which she's got a ton of). Even of people Evan doesn't know of, but he eats it all up 😭. But they'll also gossip about their crushes/partners,,

(before Evan and Connor started dating) Alana would sometimes give Connor advice to ask Evan out and stuff

And Zoe would give Evan advice on how to talk to and ask out Connor

Alana and Evan are library buddies, and during college they both got jobs at a Barnes And Noble

Zoe and Jared are one chaotic duo. They'll text and facetime a lot, sending each other memes, and also will plot different pranks to pull on their friends lol

All five have pets:

Evan has his golden retriever, Aspen, which I've talked about before 🫶, Connor has a white ragdoll cat, Winter, which I've also talked about... Alana has a bunny named Cocoa, Zoe has a ball python named after a Greek god (I always forget which one), and Jared has a tortoise named Sheldon (of course (also Sheldon turned out to be a girl lol) )

(more under the cut cuz this post is getting long)

Zoe and Jared will put their pets up against each other and have them race

Jared for some reason can do a near perfect Mickey Mouse impression 😭 And he likes using it all the time around his friends. For example...

Con: (after Jared said something that annoyed Connor) Kys.

Jar: [Mickey Mouse impression] Ohoh!! That wasn't very nice, pal! ☝️🐭

Zoe is also guilty of stealing clothes... She's stolen some of Jared's graphic tees, and is yet to return them 💔

The whole gang loves going to Alana's house, because the energy there is just perfect: All cozy, and feels like home. Alana's grandma is very fond of them all too <33 And will give them all delicious food and deserts when they go visit

Murphy twins headcanons!!! Zoe will sometimes read through Connor's diary, which he doesn't know...

The twins will pull pranks on each other a lot (their parents are already used to this)

One time, Connor put fake spiders in Zoe's bed while she was sleeping. That next morning wasn't very pleasant

Connor and Zoe will ALSO constantly steal from each other's closets; Lucky for them, they're very close in size

They love going to the mall together and being goofballs

On family road trips, the twins will always argue over who gets to control the music

Though they won't admit it to anyone or each other, everyone around them can tell they get along very well and love each other <3

Oh yeah... I don't remember if I've said this one before, but they also argue a lot over who was born first (they're both convinced it was themselves), but their parents have never told them because that'd just be fueling the fire more lol

Now for Evan and Zoe... They give each other music recommendations

Zoe will recommend music from Feeltwood Mac or TV Girl, and Evan will recommend Radiohead songs

Zoe treats Evan as if he was her own brother (where Zoe is the older sibling, obviously 🙄 (Evan is literally older))

Zoe will never grasp the concept of Evan and Connor being together. How can such a nice and polite guy like Evan be with such a mean old ogre like.. her BROTHER?? 😞

Since Evan is close with Alana, Zoe’s gayass will ask certain questions,, such as, “What’s Alana’s favorite candy?”

Jared and Evan hcs: Jared honestly considers himself to be part of Evan's family. They have a cousin type of relationship, and Jared honestly looks up to him (He’d never admit that)

They play video games at Jared’s house, and one of their favorite games to play is Cuphead (you know who is who. Evan's also VERY bad at that game, but he still enjoys playing)

There will be moments where they both geek out over something they both enjoy, like a new comic book series releasing or something

Evan will always be the first person Jared goes to for advice

From when they were younger, Jared had stolen multiple of Evan’s toys and to this day is YET to return them (they both forgot, obviously)

And finally, some more Treebros hcs to finish off:

Evan is often Connor’s “muse”, when he draws or paints (he's got MULTIPLE drawings of Evan, and when Connor shows them to him he gets very shy <3 But Evan is always VERY impressed)

Sometimes they go on late night drives and will park in empty parking lots,, and then kiss <3

Connor has convinced Evan to try shotgunning with him, and it was definitely an experience 🦋

Evan is obsessed with doing his boyfriend’s hair and styling it, he'll do ponytails or even braids

[c-e-c-r-o-p-i-a]

what are your kleinphy headcanons? (if u have any)

I DEF DO

- Connor secretly thinks Jared’s very very funny. he refuses to admit it

- these two are the enemies to lovers type. Jared flirts by picking on people he’s into, and Connor’s defensive, so he takes it as an insult at first until Connor accidentally laughs at one of the insults and they both end up laughing about it together

- “Kleinman” and “Murphy” when they’re flirting. u can rip this HC from my cold dead hands

- Jared’s parents adore Connor, and Connor’s parents are not fans of Jared

- TRY AND TELL ME their first kiss doesn’t happen when they’re fake-threatening each other and Jared notices how close they are and goes “are we about to kiss rn? Lol” and connor goes “you tell me”

- tall n skinny meets short n thicc??? HELLO????

[nothingunrealistic]

from bwaySHO’s Jared Goldsmith: The SHO Must Go On...line!

bwaySHO: We are gonna talk about more than Dear Evan Hansen in just a moment, but I have one final question, which is: as an actor, what is your favorite song to be in or moment of the show?

GOLDSMITH: I do love Sincerely, Me, ‘cause I think it’s just a fun burst of energy. […] There’s this one scene in act two, in school, where Jared has some really funny lines, he references Fiddler on the Roof, and he says “miracle of miracles” and it’s really delightful and just funny, almost as if Jared and Evan were in Fiddler on the Roof together in middle school, which is very funny to me. And I like Good for You, it’s kind of Jared’s final moment, and you kind of see a little more of his vulnerable side, which is nice to show.

[fungalfunghoul]

Connor has definitely begged Jared to let him give him a stick n poke tattoo and Jared only agreed to it because Zoe called him a chicken

[astrochemstry]

Halloween with: Jared Kleinman

HAHA JARED KLEINMAN!! Will be doing this for my favourite characters tho :)) also so i can tell people,, pLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING. I AM DYING.

“Happy Halloween fuckers!!”

He loves trick or treating

Once went as a bowling ball

Once went with his scout uniform

Evan: ???

Jared: Don't look at your Park Ranger like that, Hansen

He asked you to be someone from Heathers one time

“Be the Heather to my Veronica please”

He said please

hes being kind

If not he will set your alarm for 3:00am and play stacy’s mom

You have no choice.

You guys tried to play croquet but he played it as if he's bowling

You lost one croquet mallet bcs he managed throw it somewhere over the fence

You guys went as Beetlejuice and Lydia too

Both of you went into a haunted house

He acts like hes some buff guy who isnt scared lmao

He actually starts sweating the moment you guys got tickets

You guys got in and nothing happened

He was relieved for a moment

“Maybe its broken. Could’ve seen you freak out or something.”

Then some guy jumps in front of you and he screamed

Very loud btw

You guys don't go to another haunted house until hes over it lmao

Also he loves candy!!

Whenever theres houses that leave some baskets of candy outside

He tries to find gummy bears

Would actually fight a kid for one tbh

But you or the others stop him

You guys watch horror moviessss

He aint scared of IT after chapter 2 actually

Halloween bowling btw

No one competes with him on bowling stuff

Bcs he always wins

Dunno if im gonna add more actually probably will but thats it for now!! Feel free to add more!

[connor-murphy-trash]

Hey guys! I want to get back onto this blog a bit so I figured that tumblrs “#ShareYourPride” challenge would be fun! But instead of doing them daily (because let’s be real, I WILL forget) I figured I would do this as an ask list! So tell me what days question you would like me to answer and I will be more than happy to!!

Also if you would like me to use these to write head cannons for any of the fandoms I write for feel free to mention that in your ask!!

Here’s the list!!

[justanotherhamilfan]

Dear Evan Hansen characters in online lessons hc

EVAN

-Teachers have to ask him to turn on the camera

-he won't turn on the microphone

-he just leaves the meeting when he panics

JARED

-he often forgets to mute the microphone, and when he laughs at memes everyone can hear it

-sets on Avatar funny images, for example some funny meme cat, pepe frog

-doesn't pay attention in class because he's busy browsing memes

ALANA

-She's ALWAYS first to the meeting

-always turn on camera

-she'll probably set his ID photo as his avatar, or leave her initials

CONNOR

-usually doesn't connect for lessons

- has the logo of his favorite rock band as his avatar

- never turns on the camera

(if I screwed up my English here, write, I'll correct it, it's 1am and I want to sleep)

ew shit, I forgot about Zoe