#Janus sanders Headcannons

[loganofthenorth]

ohhhh now im very intrigued by your headcanons

i just want to hear it all, whatever you want to share, like character headcanons, headcanons for certain ships, or for certain aus in general, either within the actual canon non-real non-human version of the sides or a type of human au!

I recently wrote a list of Janus head cannons so I’ll find that first

*flips through book*

Ah, here they are.

Janus Headcannons

- Janus basically raised the Dark Sides. He thinks of Virgil and Remus as his children (I imagine Remus has been around longer than Virgil so he’s more like a best friend to Janus and Virgil is more like a child but Remus and Janus still have a mom friend/child friend dynamic)

- Janus likes to drink tea

- Janus likes to play chess

- Janus definitely cheats at games

- Janus is working on plans to help Thomas achieve complete self acceptance

- Janus used to be in love with King Creativity before he split into two different sides

- Janus was younger than King Creativity, and is younger than Logan and Patton, but he’s older than Roman, Remus, and Virgil.

- Janus is a neat freak

- Janus is self conscious of his snake features

- Janus doesn’t have any reflexes because he’s used to Remus attacking him and the damage just fixing itself

- Janus sometimes disguises himself as Patton to comfort Virgil when he’s going through a hard time

- Janus is a good cook

- Janus always needs to be doing something with his hands or he gets frustrated or zones out. So he writes all his plans by hand, he keeps a journal, he plays chess with himself, he knits, he cooks by hand, he makes crafts, he plays the piano, etc.

- Janus maladaptive daydreams or disassociates as a coping mechanism which is why he zones out so easily

- Janus is a control freak

- Janus is extremely protective of the people he cares about

- Janus likes sour things, he loves anything lemon flavoured

- Janus loves baked goods, especially home made bread

- Janus is good at puzzles

- Janus is easily distracted by silence. Background noise he’s fine with because of Remus and Virgil but silence makes him stressed.

I think that’s everything

I’ll reblog this with Headcannons for the other sides so that I can post one at a time

[fandoms4life]

How the sides store their braincells:

Roman: in the fridge next to his pasta art

Virgil: in dark corner filled with dust

Logan: neatly stored on a shelf in display cases

Patton: in a big group hug in a get along t-shirt

Remus: on the side walk outside, in the sun, where they rot and fester

Janus: in a vault behind a painting that remus stole for him (it has a permanentmarker moustache)

Thomas: what braincells? The sides have them all

[haydenthewitch]

unstoppable force ( Remus and Janus flirting with logan in an attempt to fluster him because nobody has ever flustered logan before) meet immovable object ( logan reading them to filth, flirting back and essentially dog walking them)

[easily-distracted-by-fandom]

Head Cannon: Every so often Roman will set up like "a fair day" in the imagination which is just an excuse to win prizes and play games with his friends because none of them can go to any actual fairs or events like that

Aww that’s adorable! My interpretation below!

Janus and Remus probably aren’t allowed for the longest time- so Janus will sometimes steal someone else’s invitation and go instead.

Virgil always gets spider themed plushies if he wins a carnaval game which causes some issues with Patton, who will flinch away from them (esp because Roman blessed the toys with the ability to come to life in the imagination) but he deals for his kiddos

Remus stole this idea, he has much more bloody carnivals on his side of the imagination (he’s tried to convince Janus and Orange to help him kidnap a light side to join multiple times)

Virgil HATED Remus’ carnivals and avoid Romans, assuming they’d be similar for the longest time. He was pleasantly surprised.

Logan is actually the best at the carnival games (because they’re not rigged). He usually gives the things he wins to the other sides (usually Virgil because he knows they help with his anxiety), but he has a few stuffed animals he snuggles for himself. He feels bad for keeping them but they make him feel safer (some of them are fiddle toys that Roman put in there for Virgil, but Logan really likes them)

Patton’s favorite toys are the stuffed puppies, but sometimes he’ll get a stuffed frog, and then wince and look at Roman.

Roman has made a bunch of duplicates of himself to run the circus tent part. He loves doing death-defying acts that would never work (the other sides don’t really show up to it. Janus does if he’s snuck in, and Patton tries to go to encourage his kiddo, but Logan doesn’t see the point in it and it gives Virgil really bad anxiety)

[enby-trash-rat]

SANDER SIDES HEADCANNONS

Remus critiques Horror Films just like Roman critiques Disney Films as seen in "Are There Good Distractions?"

I can just imagine Remus, Janus, Logan having a Horror Movie Marathon.

Remus and Logan would point out and discuss all the things that are unrealistic.

Such as:

Police and military personnel being completely useless against a killer

Falling down and crawling instead of getting up and running away

Venturing out of the house, alone, at night, after hearing widespread news reports of a serial killer on the rampage in the community

While all of them point out all of the dumb things people do in horror movies.

Such as:

Moving into a house that has a horrible history, such as a possible massacre.

Purchasing a cursed item and not throwing it out

The fact that every single time the main character manages to trip over absolutely nothing.

Going to investigate the most terrifying noise one could ever hear while alone.

[tssdresses]

cursed thought regarding our mystery orange side: janus eats green apples; so I propose orange eats oranges, clementines, other (orange) citruses, etc, but by just taking a whole ass bite out of it, without peeling it. orange motherfucker shows up tossing an orange from hand to hand, makes eye contact with the camera and bites into it. janus face palms. patton and logan are shouting no. remus is being encouraging. roman and virgil aren't paying attention. thomas is wondering what he's done to deserve this.

[yerkes-dodson-curve]

Headcanon

Logan Roman and Janus, while trying to accept the dark sides more, all bond over their mutual love for poetry and classical literature. They start a book club and have a very well-kept selection of novels and poetry, Logan making sure they're always organized, Roman careful to never mark up the books, and Janus reading them quick enough that Remus can't get a hold of them to mess them up

[monkeythefander]

Sanders Sides Angst Headcannons

@thatsthat24

CW: Angst headcannons for each of the sides

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• After Janus’ fake compliments in the courtroom, Roman has a hard time believing compliments from Thomas and the other sides.

• Back when Virgil still lived with the Dark Sides, Janus would make a cake for Virgil’s birthday every year that the two of them and the other Dark Sides could share. After Virgil left, Janus continued the tradition of baking a cake. However since Virgil’s gone Janus takes the cake to the anxious side’s old room and eats some of it by himself, leaving a bit in the room in case Virgil ever decides to come back.

• Remus has a sketch book full of drawings he and Roman made together before the mindscape became divided. Whenever Remus misses his brother he’ll look at the drawings.

• Since nobody likes to listen to him, Logan has a journal he writes all his thoughts in. The journal started off as a professional log of his days, but it’s slowly become more of diary since it’s basically his only companion.

• Patton has a closet full of boxes tissue boxes in his room because he lets out all the sad emotions he suppresses through tears when he’s alone.

A/N: I just wanted to note that if you like any of my headcannons and want to write a fanfic or make a drawing based on it you can do so as long as you credit me and tag me in the post so I can see it.

-Monkey💜

[vampypurplequ33n]

I just imagined the Sides playing Stardew Valley, and I have no regrets for what I say.

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Here’s what I think each of them would do:

Logan would probably be playing the game either like a speed run, or just think of profit. He would avoid the dateable NPCs like the plague and barely grow relationships with anyone. He would be only thinking about the tasks and nothing more. Oh, he’s also definitely finish the community center the quickest out of the other sides. He also has the most organized farm, and he’d only go to the festivals where he knows he can get something out of it, like the strawberry seeds from the egg hunt festival. He also would either sleep too early, or pass out at 2:00 AM. No in between.

Patton would be friends with everyone, have full hearts with them all, and would either marry Harvey or Elliott, mostly cus they fit his type. (Cough cough Janus/Logan) The kids would love him, he’d be full hearts with all the animals in the pen, and it would be IMPOSSIBLE for me to not see him without the golden retriever dog. Or the white cat because this is the only game where he can have a car and not be allergic to them. Also, he would avoid the mines like a plague and do all the help wanted requests even if he didn’t have the items right away. I can also see him having a not too organized farm, where 90% of that farm will be saved for animals or be a hot mess, and the 10% just having farmland that’s decently neat after Logan taught him what it could look like for maximum efficiency.

Roman would DEFINITELY have 6 saves with each of the dateable men married on each one. His farm would be AESTHETIC AS HELL with either a shed or a cabin decorated like crazy. He would be in the skull caverns or mines just killing monsters, and he’d be besties with all the female NPCs. He’d be gravitated towards Elliott or Sebastian, and probably join the save with Shane less but would still go because he’d be like “I can FIX HIM!!” Even tho after marriage he goes RIGHT BACK TO SQUARE ONE WITH THIS MAN. After all of that, he’d probably finish the community center after like… maybe year 3 or 4?? And I’m being generous here.

Virgil would choose the Spooky farm, and would ONLY start actively socializing in fall. Only because of the Halloween season. He would avoid all of the NPCs like the plague, and barely want to go to Pierre’s because of social interaction to buy seeds. He’d probably be friends with Abigail and Sebastian, and would definitely develop a crush on either Sam or Alex after maybe year 2- He would also be SUPER anxious about the tasks, sometimes to the point he’d never do them. He’d only go outside to either be in the mines, or on a rainy day. He may also call Elliott a knock off version of Roman, and definitely would say Harvey is Logan. And he would choose any of the cats, but definitely the black one.

Janus would probably say he wouldn’t bother, but would secretly play it for hours after everyone’s gone asleep. His farm would be a mix of Roman’s and Logan’s, with it leaning more towards the Logan side. He would probably call very NPC a knockoff of each of the sides, saying Linus is the closest to Remus but would more so compare him to any hostile mob instead like a slime. He would probably marry either Elliott or Alex, and would probably try to divorce them soon after marriage. He DEFINITELY would cheat his way through occasionally, only to get a loved gift by an NPC, or would get himself extra buffs if he was too lazy. Shit, he’d probably start with the cheats just cus he’d say something like “The start of the game is too slow” or something like that.

Remus…. Oh boy. He would use cheats but use it to get bombs, and explode everything. He also would drink mayo infront of all the NPCs, and gift each of them trash cus he can. He would dig in the trash every single day, and would chop down all the trees. He’d constantly pass out at 2:00 AM, pretty sure he’d be at the Saloon 60% of the time, and would probably romance Sebastian and would make Elliott hate him cus yknow.. he reminds him of Roman.

Y’all can pick the farms they’d most likely pick, but I know Logan would choose the standard farm, Patton would choose the group farm so he could play with the other sides, Roman would maybe choose the meadowlands for the aesthetic, Virgil would choose the Spooky farm, as well as Remus, and Janus would prolly pick the hilltop or forest farm just to say he can be away from everyone.

[creeky-cricket]

Bad psychoanalysis of the new sander asides video

first, THE OUTFITS FOR EVERYONE WERE SO CUTE second, THE LITTLE THINGS THAT SHOW THE CHARACTER DYNAMICS AND DEVELOPMENTS IN THIS--?!?!! virgil summoning only after patton got excited (the adrenalin) - in the beginning, he wouldn't do this, only showing up to create chaos. but now it just shows that he wants to protect the others!! roman and virgil being the only ones that are upset that the dark sides are gonna be there - showing how they have the most experience / resentment against them pls this doesn't even really contribute to my point but the way roman treats remus when he pops up is just funny to me the fact virgil knew who joanne fabric really was - might be a small detail but again, shows he's got more experience with the dark sides janus taking jabs at virgil and his gift for logan - clearly janus is having a hard time adjusting to being a light side still, plus virgil being protective of not only himself, but also something he knew logan would actually like. the subtle hints remus gives logan when he becomes frustrated - shows the kind of 'i can make him worse' mentality he's got on our poor boy (also count hint that within the next few sander sides videos we could get a logan breakdown) how virgil gets angry when janus makes fun of roman - this could just be because of the hatred he has against janus, but could also show that, despite the squabbling, he does care for roman. virgil finding romans slap funny - supports the same points as before THE ENTIRE INTERACTION BETWEEN VIRGIL AND LOGAN AT THE END- I DONT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS ONE CAN SHOW BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAYS. there's more, but last but not least: also, at the end. nico asking thomas what the message was and him not being able to answer - this shows how thomas clearly isn't sure about nico, he wants to feel good about being with him but just. cant seem to grapple with it. also supported by a previous video with pattons hesitant answer to 'what is his opinion on nico'. @thatsthat24 :3

[januscorner]

Sanders Sides Love Language Headcannons:

Logan: Quality Time

Roman: Words Of Affirmation

Remus: Physical Touch

Janus: Acts Of Service

Virgil: Gift Giving

Patton: All Of Them At Once

[maddragonfruit]

SHIT FUCK YOU SENT ME A GEADXANNON AND I FUCKIGN DELETED IT

but also Ty!!! don’t remember it :((( But im sure it was bangin

I think the head cannon I gave you was

Remus, Janus and Virgil all have a scarily high level of toxic food tolerance. Remus because he will make and eat the first thing that come to mind, like candle wax and motor oil soup. Janus because snakes don't have taste buds so while he can cook, his food can taste pretty weird cause he only feels the texture. Virgil because he lived with them for multiple years and can't cook anything aside from noodles and stuff for shit so he just got used to it.

Hope you like it!

[mountain-toes]

If you draw janus with 2 different eye shapes I love you and I'd kill for you

[8-bit-fanfic]

I havent listened to the anthology yet iukuk but I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) with whatever side u want as the speaker, I’m choosing Logan, and JANUS

“They shake their heads saying ‘God help her’ when I tell ‘em he’s my man, but your good lord doesn’t need to lift a finger. I can fix him, no really, I can.”

I love morally gray janus and while its clear this song is talking a little heavier on one side, IT WOULD BE FUN

[corals-corner]

Alright I got two Sanders Sides headcanons about the same guy

Janus instead of being in love with the original creativity like everyone likes to head canon is instead terrified of him. It’s much more fun for angst that way.

Aand Janus is rear fanged, meaning he has em at the bottom and back of mouth. Like a true fandom nerd I knew what snake he was based on (that’s how I got the rear fanged bit also) and looked up what that venom does. It’s very mild to people but not so much to birds.

Also he does not know he’s rear fanged due to how it would be pretty difficult to administer it if you are a human with those.

Oh hell yeah!

Ough fuck. Ngl I'm kinda one who thought he was in love with him lmao. But him being terrified of the og creativity has alot of potential. Imagin Janus doing everything he could to avoid him. I mean, he was(most likely) a king, and janus was part snake. I'm sure that he would have probably chased him saying he was gonna 'slay' the beast. That shits terrifying for a side that was probably a child or a teen before he split. Amd now he has to take care for one half of him while the other half pretty much hates his guts

Oh shit that's really cool actually. I had to Google "green rear-fanged snakes" lol. I can totally see that, his front human teeth are all normal but his fangs are in the back of his mouth and he doesn't even know. Imagine one day they have chicken or some other bird for dinner and out of snake instict the fangs come out

[just-your-average-author]

How ticklish would you hc each Sanders Sides character from 1-10? (Emile Picani and Remy optional)

Hmmm okay so PERSONALLY I'm a sucker for a good trope so I'm always feeling Virgil is the most ticklish.

so starting with Light Sides we have

Logan: 5 (average ticklish person, mostly have to be really keyed up to get a big reaction but ticklish none the less. can hide it the best out of all the sides)

Patton 5.5 (Slightly more ticklish then Logan, but despite that, he has some of the biggest reactions because he's having fun and the bigger the reaction, the more the others will tickle him!

Roman 8 (V ticklish!! despite being the primary Ler in the Mind Palace, he's actually the second most sensitive side. he has big hearty laughter that everyone loves if they dare to try!)

Virgil 9.5 (sweet boi, literally touch him ANYWHERE he at the very least giggles, and at the most screams. hates it with a passion ((not really)) but puts up with it for everyone else ((again not really)) )

Alt:

Remy: 4 (def ticklish in one very specific spot and no where else for some reason. will laugh alot and have fun with it but he's much more of a Ler)

Emile: (y'all don't kill me please I've never seen cartoon therapy I keep meaning to but still haven't so all I know is he's a therapist(?) so I can't really do him but for the heck of it I have him as 6.9)

TW DARK SIDES:

Janus: 6.5 (Fairly ticklish, mostly in obscure (?) places and almost none in the traditional "tickle spots". places like palms, ankles, wrists, face, and neck. He hides it well but if you're persistent he'll die)

Remus: 3 (in my personal HC I don't really like Remus all that much so I just hc him not at all but realistically I think he's a solid 3 cause that's like everyone on earth tbh. he hides it incredibly well tho)

anywho these are my personal HC thank you so much for the ask anon!!!!