#Janons

[dandysworldhcs]

oh my cod it’s a worm!!!!

anyways…Finn becomes fast from his ability bc water spills from his bowl and lands on the floor. His ability is just him sliding around on a wet floor. Cod forbid he wear socks.

also Brightney and Pebs #1 therapists in Gardenview (Pebs is a wonderful therapy dog)

— Janon

i forgot therapy dogs existed and just accepted pebbs as a therapist

[dandys-confessions]

[seduis-moi]

Cabaret star Leda Petit

Photo Jocelen Janon

[modlings]

”Heya, Jules! Uh…”

“…I was gonna ask if you had something like some cards or a board game I could borrow cuz I’m bored but, uh… You good? You okay there?”

— Janon, slightly concerned

“ YES I AM PERFECTLY FINE... AHA .. anyway yes I do!!! I have, Uno, exploding kittens, sorry, monopoly, chess, checkers, pictionary, and a lot more I'm not remembering. Look on my shelves if what I named isn't what you wanted!! ”

[ratexplody]

”Ello fellow Anon”

— Janon, @janonwoahhhhh

Hello Janon!! What brings you to the inside?

[shrimpy-bitchy]

Shrimpo, Buddy, gurllll,

Apologies if somebody already asked, but what’s your opinion on Looey and Connie?

I’m not one to usually be hateful but I hate that ugly ass balloon. Please get the thumbtacks.

— Janon, already getting out stuff for new years

YEAH I WILL SO I COULD STICK THEM IN YOUR COPYCAT THROAT!!!, CONNIE AND LOOEY???? I HATE THEM!!!!, CONNIE IS A STALKER IN A MAKING!!!! AND LOOEY IS ANNOYING!!! HIS NAME IS SO HARD TO SPELL

[ask-gardenview]

Toodles, IPad kid, anklebiter 1,

you doin’ okay? Have you played with legos before? Can you do basic addition?

Rodger, cane needing-glass, Sherlock in a nutshell,

anything new you found out that’s interesting? Who do you think is the best to go on a run with? Any tips on surviving past Floor 5?

Glisten, zestival festival, drag queen,

…Got any makeup tips?

— Janon

"Yeah, i'm alright!! I've got some legos in my room, I think, and I can add things!! Can't subtract, though. And I'm not an ankle biter!! That's only my twisted!"

"Nothing particularly interesting, but the best people to go on a run with..? This sort of ties in with the tips, but I find we do well with Pebble, Goob as a backup distractor, Glisten due to his wonderful extraction speed, Vee because of her ability and extraction speed, and a healer if possible. Not always required, but it doesn't hurt. I've gotten pretty far with them."

"Hmm.. none in particular, come back later and I might be able to think of some."

[halloween-hack-anon]

”Alriiiight, so you asked for mulch ooooor?”

— Janon, with yet another bag of mulch

Yes, I asked for mulch! Give me some!

[It reached out for the bag, either trying to grab it out of their hands or have them hand the bag to it.]

[reckless-glitch]

ok but seriously is there anywhere we can find you in the event of a tumblr shutdown?

theoretically i have a bluesky (recklessglitch) but i dont currently use it though that would change if there was suddenly no other option

obviously i have a discord (brightsmith) if you want to wordlessly send me memes or also actually chat

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Attack on Trump Fuels Fake News about Stabbing of Bolsonaro

Left and right used the episode to revive false narratives about the 2018 attack

About to turn six years old, the stabbing by Adélio Bispo on then-presidential candidate Jair Bolsonaro in September 2018 continues to fuel fake news and distortions, both on the left and right.

The episode resurfaced after the attack on Donald Trump this Saturday (13). Shortly after the crime, Congressman André Janones (Avante), an ally of President Lula, posted: "Now we know what the militiaman went to do in the USA as soon as he left the presidency. It's the 'Fake Stabbing' setting an example."

This Sunday (14), Carlos Bolsonaro (PL), son of Jair, reposted an old interview video of former minister José Dirceu (PT). In the post, Carlos suggests that Dirceu had classified the stabbing as "our mistake" – distorting the statement by the PT member.

Continue reading.

[dandysworldhcs]

skibble me gits

anyways

design hc mixed with regular hc time!!!

Idk whether someone has already put this hc in or not, but I like to think that one of Toodles’ eyes looks (and functions) like an actual magic 8-ball. (I like to think her left eye is the 8-ball eye bc my left eye’s sight is worse than my right eye.)

Ask her a questions and she’ll just shake her head around and her eye just gives you an answer like an actual magic 8-ball. She has answers just built into her, but if she concentrates hard enough, she can make an answer different from the regular ingrained ones.

When Gardenview was open, I like to think she had a lil stand where she just does that. Give her a yes or no question and she’ll answer. Also makes me hc that she has a good intuition for a literal 8 year old.

— Janon

OH MY GOD THANK YOU JANON I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

[dandys-confessions]

[uty-confessions]

has…has anybody gained the courage to check what character ai doing to the uty characters? is anybody gonna check if they’re being normal

-Janon staring aggressively the character ai fandom

okay this piqued my interest so im gonna go check things out over there. first character will be starlo, of course

seems quite normal except for the. sleeping with your enemy one. lets try ceroba next

oh! i wasnt expecting her to be normal-

ah.

moving on!

surprisingly this is the weirdest thing i found for him after quite a bit of scrolling. which is good i suppose he deserves better

martlet has basically Nothing weird

and i dont even dare to look up clover so i think we win chat

[modlings]

”oh yeah uh Jules. I forgot to actually play Uno with anyone so I played uno against myself. I lost twice. Here’s your uno cards back.”

Uno cards acquired!

…Of course, a singular reverse card is missing.

Good cod it’s been a while since that interaction heggehsfehshsb

— Janon

“ yeah...thanks, how- how do, you lose to yourself??? ”

[janonwoahhhhh]

”Small confession: I’d genuinely be okay with eating this.”

“I’d eat the jurger.”

[shrimpy-bitchy]

Shrimpo, Krampus’s Cousin, Scrooge

I’m so sorry

Hear me out on the number 8 from number blocks, Steve Urkel, Sylvia from Wander over Yonder, and Shellsea from Fish Hooks. — Janon, bouta spill all their worst hear me outs

OH MY GOD MY EARS ARE BLEEDING STOP