#Janons
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dandysworldhcs · 22 days ago
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I like to think that Rodger can just…switch out his eye for some other thing via cartoon logic or something. He defaults to an eye but he can make it a nose, ear, or mouth. Don’t ask how.
Also, given that the DW cartoon exists in game, I think Gigi came out S3, Glisten and Finn came out S2 (not on the same episode-), Scraps actually debuted a few episodes before Goob did, and Poppy and Boxten debuted at the same time.
In the same vein as that, sure, Shrimpo debuted s1. But he only appeared in two episodes that season because he hated interacting with other toons. And then season 2 hit and omg yay he’s finally talking to other t- OH COD HES BULLYING THEM OH GOOD COD
Also *throws scraps into a ceiling fan*
— Janon, back from hibernation
i agree with all of these
ALSO HI JANON
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ratexplody · 3 days ago
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”Ello fellow Anon”
— Janon, @janonwoahhhhh
Hello Janon!! What brings you to the inside?
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shrimpy-bitchy · 2 months ago
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Shrimpo, Buddy, gurllll,
Apologies if somebody already asked, but what’s your opinion on Looey and Connie?
I’m not one to usually be hateful but I hate that ugly ass balloon. Please get the thumbtacks.
— Janon, already getting out stuff for new years
YEAH I WILL SO I COULD STICK THEM IN YOUR COPYCAT THROAT!!!, CONNIE AND LOOEY???? I HATE THEM!!!!, CONNIE IS A STALKER IN A MAKING!!!! AND LOOEY IS ANNOYING!!! HIS NAME IS SO HARD TO SPELL
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ask-gardenview · 4 months ago
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Toodles, IPad kid, anklebiter 1,
you doin’ okay? Have you played with legos before? Can you do basic addition?
Rodger, cane needing-glass, Sherlock in a nutshell,
anything new you found out that’s interesting? Who do you think is the best to go on a run with? Any tips on surviving past Floor 5?
Glisten, zestival festival, drag queen,
…Got any makeup tips?
— Janon
"Yeah, i'm alright!! I've got some legos in my room, I think, and I can add things!! Can't subtract, though. And I'm not an ankle biter!! That's only my twisted!"
"Nothing particularly interesting, but the best people to go on a run with..? This sort of ties in with the tips, but I find we do well with Pebble, Goob as a backup distractor, Glisten due to his wonderful extraction speed, Vee because of her ability and extraction speed, and a healer if possible. Not always required, but it doesn't hurt. I've gotten pretty far with them."
"Hmm.. none in particular, come back later and I might be able to think of some."
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modlings · 3 days ago
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”It’s not your birthday? Welp. It is now, buddy! Happy birthday, Jules.”
— Janon
“ Wow i was just rebirthed.. ”
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allthebrazilianpolitics · 7 months ago
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Attack on Trump Fuels Fake News about Stabbing of Bolsonaro
Left and right used the episode to revive false narratives about the 2018 attack
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About to turn six years old, the stabbing by Adélio Bispo on then-presidential candidate Jair Bolsonaro in September 2018 continues to fuel fake news and distortions, both on the left and right.
The episode resurfaced after the attack on Donald Trump this Saturday (13). Shortly after the crime, Congressman André Janones (Avante), an ally of President Lula, posted: "Now we know what the militiaman went to do in the USA as soon as he left the presidency. It's the 'Fake Stabbing' setting an example."
This Sunday (14), Carlos Bolsonaro (PL), son of Jair, reposted an old interview video of former minister José Dirceu (PT). In the post, Carlos suggests that Dirceu had classified the stabbing as "our mistake" – distorting the statement by the PT member.
Continue reading.
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uty-confessions · 7 months ago
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has…has anybody gained the courage to check what character ai doing to the uty characters? is anybody gonna check if they’re being normal
-Janon staring aggressively the character ai fandom
okay this piqued my interest so im gonna go check things out over there. first character will be starlo, of course
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seems quite normal except for the. sleeping with your enemy one. lets try ceroba next
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oh! i wasnt expecting her to be normal-
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ah.
moving on!
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surprisingly this is the weirdest thing i found for him after quite a bit of scrolling. which is good i suppose he deserves better
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martlet has basically Nothing weird
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and i dont even dare to look up clover so i think we win chat
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reckless-glitch · 2 months ago
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Not everything is about race
I am a black american dealing primarily with white americans I assure you everything is always about race for me and that's not something I choose
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caretaleandotherstuff · 4 days ago
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eats. your blog
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bo-deuxtons · 10 months ago
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dandysworldhcs · 7 days ago
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The Food Police I fear are hunting me ;-;
anyways *brings down big ass infographic about toon biology/anatomy/whatever the hell*
JANON YAPPING HOURS BC LISTENING TO TACOS TIRADE ON REPEAT JUST UNLOCKED A FERAL PART OF MY BRAIN
So.
Similar to the hearts in game, toons have three (actual) hearts to distribute the ichor in their body so that they won’t catch sickness or. Erm. Twist. 
If a toon gets very sicky wicky/injured, the two smaller hearts will slowly start to fail. Once a (sick) toon dies, their body just reduces itself to ichor and the ichor will eventually form a type of twisted. The only way a toon can recover from this specific version of dying is for someone to go to a revive machine which. Yeah I think you can guess. after being revived, they have to go back to the lobby via the train area. 
If a toon gets fucking one shotted (Lethal twisteds….uh…getting hit by a train ig) then only the main heart implodes and the other two hearts just slowly fail. If a healer acts quick, the toon can be healed and cured (which is a very difficult and probably complicated process), which is what makes Vintage Toons. Other wise, infected ichor or other things can infect the toon and. Yeah that’s definitely a twisted
The main reason Gardenview has a revive machine just. On hand. Is bc of casualty reasons. The mains were made first and toons weren’t expected to need three hearts at the time since Delilah. Is not an expert yet, and because of multiple times the mains had shit immune systems, Arthur and Delilah got tired of having to make sure the mains don’t fucking die and made a revive machine. I have a vague idea on how it would. Theoretically work? Ref of the toon and toon remains/ichor goes in and toon comes out. Idk about this though.
the only reason twisteds appeared, like, 2002-ish and not immediately after gardenview opened is because of multiple rules on how to interact with toons and because Tisha and other janitors either reported things or cleaned up any ichor
I probably missed a few things and there’s probably a lot of holes in this bc I thought of this mid-Finn drawing buuuuut hey at least I can jumpscare y’all with this brick wall of a hc/explanation
— Janon, the yappinator
AUGHHHH TAHNK YOU JANON!!!
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shrimpothebestingardenview · 3 months ago
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Shrimpo, shrimpster, krill,
….To put it simpler….uh…
Do you vision right?
— Janon, putting up Christmas stuff in November
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I GUESS SO??
(STOP THAT!!!)
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shrimpy-bitchy · 2 months ago
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Shrimpo, Krampus’s Cousin, Scrooge
I’m so sorry
Hear me out on the number 8 from number blocks, Steve Urkel, Sylvia from Wander over Yonder, and Shellsea from Fish Hooks. — Janon, bouta spill all their worst hear me outs
OH MY GOD MY EARS ARE BLEEDING STOP
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therealpythagoras · 10 months ago
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Quase 6 meses depois do lançamento, finalmente temos uma versão gratuita (pirateada) para download do primeiro livro sobre o Janonismo Cultural, escrito pelo próprio André Janones. Crucial para o entendimento da batalha nas redes que resultou na vitória de Lula em 2022, e como ela deve ser continuada e utilizada no futuro.
Segue o link para a página do livro no site Arquivo da Anna (Anna’s Archive, site confiável sem risco de vírus), onde ele pode ser baixado em formato .epub.
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modlings · 2 days ago
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”’Ey, mods? Is there any board games around or something, like, I dunno…Monopoly? Clue? Operation? Jumanji?”
— Janon
“Janon! It’s nice to see you around here! I think Jules has some board games in his office.”
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gorewhore333 · 2 years ago
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Leda Petit, burlesque queen on The Entertainers (2015) by Jocelyn Janon.
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