#Janons

[dandysworldhcs]

I like to think that Rodger can just…switch out his eye for some other thing via cartoon logic or something. He defaults to an eye but he can make it a nose, ear, or mouth. Don’t ask how.

Also, given that the DW cartoon exists in game, I think Gigi came out S3, Glisten and Finn came out S2 (not on the same episode-), Scraps actually debuted a few episodes before Goob did, and Poppy and Boxten debuted at the same time.

In the same vein as that, sure, Shrimpo debuted s1. But he only appeared in two episodes that season because he hated interacting with other toons. And then season 2 hit and omg yay he’s finally talking to other t- OH COD HES BULLYING THEM OH GOOD COD

Also *throws scraps into a ceiling fan*

— Janon, back from hibernation

i agree with all of these

ALSO HI JANON

[shrimpy-bitchy]

Shrimpo, Buddy, gurllll,

Apologies if somebody already asked, but what’s your opinion on Looey and Connie?

I’m not one to usually be hateful but I hate that ugly ass balloon. Please get the thumbtacks.

— Janon, already getting out stuff for new years

YEAH I WILL SO I COULD STICK THEM IN YOUR COPYCAT THROAT!!!, CONNIE AND LOOEY???? I HATE THEM!!!!, CONNIE IS A STALKER IN A MAKING!!!! AND LOOEY IS ANNOYING!!! HIS NAME IS SO HARD TO SPELL

[ask-gardenview]

Toodles, IPad kid, anklebiter 1,

you doin’ okay? Have you played with legos before? Can you do basic addition?

Rodger, cane needing-glass, Sherlock in a nutshell,

anything new you found out that’s interesting? Who do you think is the best to go on a run with? Any tips on surviving past Floor 5?

Glisten, zestival festival, drag queen,

…Got any makeup tips?

— Janon

"Yeah, i'm alright!! I've got some legos in my room, I think, and I can add things!! Can't subtract, though. And I'm not an ankle biter!! That's only my twisted!"

"Nothing particularly interesting, but the best people to go on a run with..? This sort of ties in with the tips, but I find we do well with Pebble, Goob as a backup distractor, Glisten due to his wonderful extraction speed, Vee because of her ability and extraction speed, and a healer if possible. Not always required, but it doesn't hurt. I've gotten pretty far with them."

"Hmm.. none in particular, come back later and I might be able to think of some."

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Attack on Trump Fuels Fake News about Stabbing of Bolsonaro

Left and right used the episode to revive false narratives about the 2018 attack

About to turn six years old, the stabbing by Adélio Bispo on then-presidential candidate Jair Bolsonaro in September 2018 continues to fuel fake news and distortions, both on the left and right.

The episode resurfaced after the attack on Donald Trump this Saturday (13). Shortly after the crime, Congressman André Janones (Avante), an ally of President Lula, posted: "Now we know what the militiaman went to do in the USA as soon as he left the presidency. It's the 'Fake Stabbing' setting an example."

This Sunday (14), Carlos Bolsonaro (PL), son of Jair, reposted an old interview video of former minister José Dirceu (PT). In the post, Carlos suggests that Dirceu had classified the stabbing as "our mistake" – distorting the statement by the PT member.

Continue reading.

[uty-confessions]

has…has anybody gained the courage to check what character ai doing to the uty characters? is anybody gonna check if they’re being normal

-Janon staring aggressively the character ai fandom

okay this piqued my interest so im gonna go check things out over there. first character will be starlo, of course

seems quite normal except for the. sleeping with your enemy one. lets try ceroba next

oh! i wasnt expecting her to be normal-

ah.

moving on!

surprisingly this is the weirdest thing i found for him after quite a bit of scrolling. which is good i suppose he deserves better

martlet has basically Nothing weird

and i dont even dare to look up clover so i think we win chat

[reckless-glitch]

Not everything is about race

I am a black american dealing primarily with white americans I assure you everything is always about race for me and that's not something I choose

[bo-deuxtons]

[shrimpothebestingardenview]

Shrimpo, shrimpster, krill,

….To put it simpler….uh…

Do you vision right?

— Janon, putting up Christmas stuff in November

I GUESS SO??

(STOP THAT!!!)

[therealpythagoras]

Quase 6 meses depois do lançamento, finalmente temos uma versão gratuita (pirateada) para download do primeiro livro sobre o Janonismo Cultural, escrito pelo próprio André Janones. Crucial para o entendimento da batalha nas redes que resultou na vitória de Lula em 2022, e como ela deve ser continuada e utilizada no futuro.

Segue o link para a página do livro no site Arquivo da Anna (Anna’s Archive, site confiável sem risco de vírus), onde ele pode ser baixado em formato .epub.

[gorewhore333]

Leda Petit, burlesque queen on The Entertainers (2015) by Jocelyn Janon.

[dandysworldhcs]

ily mod cheeky ily

anyways I don’t remember whether I put this in or not but I like to think s3 was like a little festival arc. The DW cast head over to the coastal part of their town for a lil festival where Vee and RnD got a whole theatre. The season finale has all the toons making lil acts to perform but hijinks ensue bc Dandy and Astro have no clue what to do for their acts (Showtime Panic). I like to think Astro in Stage Fright foreshadows this. The reason the festival is happening is because it’s the week where (in the show) the town it takes place in got founded (and possibly, ‘irl’, it could be when Arthur thought of Dandy). This is the main reason why I think Gigi and Looey’s circus troupe debut s3. This isn’t canon bc of Argumentive Woes, Pebble in Day Out, and that one storyboard of Flutter and Dandy which disprove this but ITS CANON IN MY HEART I PROMMY

— Janon, yapping for once

BRO I LOVE THIS

Things like these make me wish dandys world was an a actual show

[shrimpy-bitchy]

Shrimpo, Krampus’s Cousin, Scrooge

I’m so sorry

Hear me out on the number 8 from number blocks, Steve Urkel, Sylvia from Wander over Yonder, and Shellsea from Fish Hooks. — Janon, bouta spill all their worst hear me outs

OH MY GOD MY EARS ARE BLEEDING STOP

[flm5]

Agora eles querem a extinção do PL inteiro

Quem patrocina a “causa” é aquele deputado de fino trato da ditadura, André Janones. E quem recebe a bola levantada e a leva adiante é Paulo Gonet, o procurador da ditadura. O pretexto é o de sempre: o partido “patrocinou” a “tentativa armada de derrubada do estado de direito”

[uty-confessions]

now. Dalv x Starlo is Corn Yaoi. El Bailador x Starlo is Dancing Stars. Mo x Starlo is Accidental Yaoi. Dalv x Mo is Bloodmoney. I just thought of El Bailador x Dalv being Concert Yaoi or something. What the fuck is El Bailador x Mo called. Need to know for crackship reasons.

—Janon, doing a bit of research lol

☆

[reckless-glitch]

I thought your "big ex" was a woman? did I get mixed up on which ex you were going to lunch with? please tell me it wasn't your most recent ex

...do you ...keep notes or something? jfc

my big ex is in fact my ex girlfriend who is a dude now and is who I went to lunch with

all but two of my exes have switched their genders since I dated them (one was already trans) which tracks because my real type is "people who are doing something interesting with their gender"

also my most recent ex can go to hell forever no worries about me making THAT mistake again