#janon jasks

[reckless-glitch]

haven't seen much latenight trainwreck posting did you finally break free of the apps?

lmao no

one of my apps hotties follows me here now so I'm playing it so cool

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date fit?

lmao no pics this time sorry! but it was the same dress you guys have seen before! (the black/orange skeleton one)trust me i looked good

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Hi long time listener first time caller just wondering: Do the people you date know how lucky they are to be with someone so face melting hot? Because fuck

the minute they take it for granted the relationship ends ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

thanks bb 😘

[reckless-glitch]

I don't know what it is but even with the universal gay piercing (septum) you look straight

Oh I didn't get the memo apparently it's be mean to Julia for no reason day

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Hey I was just wondering if you're planning to finish Bodies Woven in Sin? Totally fine if not! No pressure!

oh lmao uh you're about to be on an emotional rollercoaster sorry

i did finish it!

i will not be posting it for editing reasons

maybe I'll edit it one day and get it posted but I have so many other writing projects the likelihood is low sorry!! thanks for enjoying it though!

[reckless-glitch]

Why don't you talk about narcicissm anymore? Did the trend attention wear off?

I still talk about it when it comes up. This might surprise you but I have other things going on in my life outside of my diagnosis.

And my outspokenness about npd has nothing to do with trends it has always been out of a desire for people like me to be treated like the human beings we are instead of like some larger than life supervillains from which all evil springs

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good luck septum piercings stink

you know you can clean things, right?

I know no one is washing their water bottles or the bottoms of plates or their legs but I want you to know it is possible to clean any number of things especially things in your nose

[reckless-glitch]

well? did you match with the pineapple?

lmao no it was a cishet man which is the only brand of person I do not date regardless of werewolf status

[reckless-glitch]

Pretty little blackbird, can't wait to see your dyed hair!

I AM a pretty little blackbird!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(there's another one in the queue but ive been drunk for awhile now so like what even is a quality selfie you know)

[reckless-glitch]

I keep going to message you but then I remember you're a narcissit. Good job lulling people into a false sense of security

~ooooo~ the scaaaary narcissit blogger

you don't have to follow me or incessantly look at my page or constantly check when my anons are on

like one of us is being weird and mildly dangerous and its not me

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how's your latest date partner going? any red flags yet?

Great! 3rd date on sundaaaay 🥰

green flags all the way down so a very cordial suck it to the haters

[reckless-glitch]

Don't you already have a lot of partners?

depends on your definition of a lot

I have two

I will not rest until I am dating every adult in the world as is my right as a bisexual problem

[reckless-glitch]

Not to dude bro© in your ask box, but GW not letting Owlcat make Argenta romanceble is so sad. Especially since her story has those elements and then right at the peak, it all comes crashing down. Almost like Owlcat wrote her where she was meant to be a romance option, then had to back out at the last minute because of GW's decision.

dude bro-ing in my inbox is literally the most tame my inbox has ever been you're fine

AND YOU'RE RIGHT! it hits all the video game romance points and thank everything I looked at romance options beforehand otherwise I'd have been even more broken up about it 😭 I don't usually go for lady romance options in games because my girl type is hyperspecific but I really love argenta 😭😭😭

[reckless-glitch]

How do I know if I am a hot mutual or just a mutual?

Ah excellent question

Have I ever seen a selfie you've posted? (you are a hot mutual)

Have you never posted one? (you are presumed hot mutual)

hope that clears things up!🥰

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So that new person finally showed some red flags?

???

you mean the lovebombing post? that was about the fucking shit ai bro i went out with

stop chomping at the bit for me to have a bad time its fucking weird

[reckless-glitch]

hey! did you have that date with that woman? I remember you were panicking a little because you hadn't dated a woman in awhile just wondering how it went 💚

so remember this

that was her the morning of the date

i uh

i cancelled lmfao

i've got a date tuesday though! with a very nice enby (their word not mine I know a lot of nonbinary people don't care for it) who hasn't once called me something weird or gone on a two hour long monologue about fucking me