#janon jasks

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Not everything is about race

I am a black american dealing primarily with white americans I assure you everything is always about race for me and that's not something I choose

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haven't seen much latenight trainwreck posting did you finally break free of the apps?

lmao no

one of my apps hotties follows me here now so I'm playing it so cool

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Did you go to lunch with your ex yet?

nope not yet, we've been chatting though

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How was your date???? 👀

lol it was good...she's like, here on tumblr which is why I haven't been updating the trainwreck tag lmao

terribly sorry to you anon, the one person who is as intimately invested in my dating life as I am lmao ❤️

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Hey I think I saw you in public but I was too nervous to say Hi

I assure you, you did not see me in public sorry!

Last time I was outside was the 16th and before that it was probably a few months

I'm a cryptid who only goes outside when I have a date or a doctors appointment

you should say hi...even if it's not actually me maybe you'll make a friend

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What do you mean by "brain glitch"? (from the tags of the username lore post)

oh uh...i don't want to get deeper into it right now because I'm congested and tired and i get worked up about it but i'll post the original musing under the cut as some...context i guess?

My brain glitches out a lot.

There are just times when someone presents you information and nothing could have prepared you for it so your brain just keeps replaying the information. Trying to look at it from all sides. Trying to find an angle where it makes more sense (or less sense...if I'm being honest I'm more often trying to deconstruct something so it makes less sense. I don't...I'm uncomfortable with too many truths)

I should back up.

Someone told me they thought I was brilliant yesterday.

Me? g l i tch

What does that even mean? I'm a living breathing shitpost. A cosmic blackhole swirling through the internet trying to avoid any meaningful conversations like the plague.

Sometimes I get caught up. Sometimes we all get caught up. (sometimes people are just so wrong)

I should back up more.

I refuse to live in a world where there isn't something that can be counted on to be True. And yet, sometimes I'm presented with something the resonates into the oldest parts of me.

There's something in here with me that is older than me.

I'm not brilliant I can't even string together a coherent set of statements. I can't even communicate this Idea that stretches me out and makes my whole being transparent

Start over.

Inside every being there is a

g l i tch

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date fit?

lmao no pics this time sorry! but it was the same dress you guys have seen before! (the black/orange skeleton one)trust me i looked good

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Hi long time listener first time caller just wondering: Do the people you date know how lucky they are to be with someone so face melting hot? Because fuck

the minute they take it for granted the relationship ends ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

thanks bb 😘

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I don't know what it is but even with the universal gay piercing (septum) you look straight

Oh I didn't get the memo apparently it's be mean to Julia for no reason day

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Hey I was just wondering if you're planning to finish Bodies Woven in Sin? Totally fine if not! No pressure!

oh lmao uh you're about to be on an emotional rollercoaster sorry

i did finish it!

i will not be posting it for editing reasons

maybe I'll edit it one day and get it posted but I have so many other writing projects the likelihood is low sorry!! thanks for enjoying it though!

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Why don't you talk about narcicissm anymore? Did the trend attention wear off?

I still talk about it when it comes up. This might surprise you but I have other things going on in my life outside of my diagnosis.

And my outspokenness about npd has nothing to do with trends it has always been out of a desire for people like me to be treated like the human beings we are instead of like some larger than life supervillains from which all evil springs

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good luck septum piercings stink

you know you can clean things, right?

I know no one is washing their water bottles or the bottoms of plates or their legs but I want you to know it is possible to clean any number of things especially things in your nose

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well? did you match with the pineapple?

lmao no it was a cishet man which is the only brand of person I do not date regardless of werewolf status

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Pretty little blackbird, can't wait to see your dyed hair!

I AM a pretty little blackbird!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(there's another one in the queue but ive been drunk for awhile now so like what even is a quality selfie you know)

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I keep going to message you but then I remember you're a narcissit. Good job lulling people into a false sense of security

~ooooo~ the scaaaary narcissit blogger

you don't have to follow me or incessantly look at my page or constantly check when my anons are on

like one of us is being weird and mildly dangerous and its not me

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how's your latest date partner going? any red flags yet?

Great! 3rd date on sundaaaay 🥰

green flags all the way down so a very cordial suck it to the haters