#Jan rutta

[oensible]

cant stand his ass

[endeus]

this is separate from my big post of the celly but. heres asky rubbing macklins head :)

[fossore]

[Video Description/transcript: Over a blurred background is a cutout image of Joe Thornton holding a sign reading "Describe Jumbo." The image disappears and the background unblurs to reveal the Chelsea Piers East Rink as members of the Sharks organization walk past and others practice on the ice. As they walk past, people look down then speak to the videographer, implying there's a sign with a prompt.

Nico Sturm: He's got a nice beard. Fabian Zetterlund: Goat. Beard. Legend. Jeff Ulmer: Beard. Ty Dellandrea, following after Ulmer: Sniper. Loud. Macklin Celebrini: Life of the Party. Mikael Granlund: Really good hockey player. Jack Thompson, following Granlund: Exciting. Fun. Thomas Speer, with someone saying "Say beauty" in the background: Beauty. Henry Thrun: Funny. Ryan Warsofsky: Comedian. Vitek Vanecek, getting close up to the camera: Best guy. Mario Ferraro: Makes a high pitched "aaah" sound as he walks by Alex Wennberg, smiling: Oh, beauty. That's a great one. Jan Rutta: Very nice and funny human being. Tyler Toffoli: Animal. Jake Walman: Awesome guy. Barclay Goodrow: Bearded legend. Timothy Liljegren: Jumbo's the most positive guy I've ever met. Never have a bad day. Mackenzie Blackwood (next to Kunin with the camera focused on Luke Kunin then moving to him): Big beard. He's a fun guy. Luke Kunin (at first copying Blackwood then adding on): He's a fun guy, oh! Legend. Mario Ferraro, again: Repeats the same high pitched sound as previous. Cody Ceci: Unbelievable career. Great player. Givani Smith: Oh, just a great person. Brian Wiseman: Huge personality, infectious energy, and a legend. William Eklund: The. Goat. That's two words. Klim Kostin: Real gangster. Will Smith: Um. Fun and energetic. Dan Rusanowsky: Joe Thornton is one of the greatest people I've ever met in the game of hockey. A kind man, a real team player, and one of the greatest championship type personalities I've ever known. Carl Grundstrom: Great.

The starting image of Joe Thornton reappears, this time filling the entire screen, and the video ends.]

[kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou]

hockey team thickness - San Jose Sharks 2024 VERSION (roster as of 25.07.2024)

[nationalhammerleague]

could you meat tenderize mario ferraro and jan rutta and flatten them each time theyre hit?

hitting mario ferraro and jan rutta with hammer

[mensuited]

[againstthegrainphoto]

The Assigned Fish™️

[maljic]

suck it, Kreids

[oensible]

watching jan rutta make pasta on a bolts video/natural gas advertisement, he said he put too much pasta to plate it nicely and he started taking the pasta back out of the pan im gonna cry

[rustasche]

There is sooo much going on

Rusty playing defense with smooth moves.

Some Rutta-Palmieri tension... Will they kiss?

And a dramatic Jon handoff slowmo??? (Looking at @maljic )

[endeus]

capital-s Striking

[fossore]

Sharks' nicknames (via SanJoseSharks on X, posted 26Nov24)

[Video description: A quick flash of the video thumbnail, William Eklund smiling overlaid with the question "What's your name and what do your teammates call you?" On a teal background. Then it switches to a shot of Givani Smith while someone says "What your teammates call you" with the overlaid caption "What's your name and what your teammates call you." Givani Smith replies "Uh, G or Smitty." Captions match responses throughout unless otherwise noted, with small differences of spelling and punctuation. Mikael Granlund, opening a door: Granny Will Smith, following Granlund through: Kibble (The video editor adds the text note "Kibble: confirmed 😂🐶"). The video switches from players exiting the locker area with their sticks to re-entering after practice. Ty Dellandrea: Ty, teammates call me Delly or Taco. Nico Sturm: Nico Sturm, uh, Sturmy. Vitek Vanecek: Hi, my name is Vitek Vanecek (pauses, looks down possibly to re-read the question, then looks back up) "V." William Eklund, holding a crochet doll of himself along with his gloves: William Eklund, Ekky, Eks, yeah, Wille, Swedish nickname (Wille is transcribed as Vilje). Ryan Warsofsky: Ryan Warsofsky. They call me Wars. Mario Ferraro: Mario Ferraro. Mar. Alex Wennberg: Alexander Wennberg. Wenny (Someone in the background repeats "Wenny" several times). The camera moves to the far end of the short hallway to show Fabian Zetterlund who was behind Wennberg as he gave his answer. The video speeds up as Zetterlund wanders aimlessly without approaching the camera and the caption "*trying to stall 😂*" appears. Toward the end of this Zetterlund smiles at the camera operator and approaches, but stops before comfortable talking distance and appears to read the question. Liljegren enters the hall and joins him, then says something indistinct and they approach the camera together. Fabian Zetterlund: Fabian Zetterlund (said with Swedish intonation, the note "Ok Swedish 🇸🇪" appears). The call me Fabbe. Timothy Liljegren: Timothy Liljegren and they call me Lily. Jan Rutta: My name is Jan and my teammates call me Ruts. Luke Kunin: Luke. Kunny. Sticks. Cody Ceci: Name's Cody Ceci, guys call me Cece. Jack Thompson: Jack Thompson and they call me JT or Tommer. Jake Walman, holding a few unopened boxes and packs of pokemon cards: My name's Jake Walman, teammates call me Wally. Tyler Toffoli: My name's Tyler and the call me Toff (Toffoli looks behind himself at someone off camera as he says "Toff." Toff is pronounced with an "O" sound like in "toe" not with the same sound as the first half of "toffee") Barclay Goodrow: My name is Barclay, teammates call my Goody. Video description end.]

Notes: Video taken after practice at Sharks Ice on Nov 1, 2024. In addition to the big things noted in the description, several of the players are carrying candy bars (and other unidentifiable objects). The yellow jerseys have to do with PP practice. More Eklund + doll pics (the creator self IDs in the comments). Slightly more detailed view of the pokemon packs.

[pensfan4lfe2]

WOW, this is A LOT!

[petals-armor]

NO WAY

[careypricey]

PIT -> MTL Jeff Petry, Casey DeSmith, Nathan Legare

SJS -> PIT Erik Karlsson, Dillon Hamaliuk

MTL -> PIT Rem Pitlick

MTL -> SJS Mike Hoffman

PIT -> SJS Mikael Granlund, Jan Rutta

[stereax]