#Jammer kp

[rocketmoment]

the jam

[n00bcat1234]

Cutely Jammers your trombone

[wolvesbaneandbuttercups]

Drew myself and Nightshade

-Jamz

[festeringthoughts]

silly furry game

[sweetsweetsaturn]

KAIJU PARADISE REDESIGNS

[kaijublogg]

Hey Jammer, do you and Nightshade ever get into arguments over music taste?

"Surprisingly, no!"

"...Though I HAVE accidentally unplugged his stereo which resulted in me being a puddle once."

[ak1w1i]

Rainbow themed rainbow Jammer(edit) stimboard!!

x . x . x x.🎧. x x . x . x

[exams-will-make-me-cry]

Yes, YES.

NIGHTVIBER.

GIMME.

I WANT THEM.

LET ME HAVE THEM.

LET ME VIBE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT!

So the gootraxian fusions eh?

[notoriousmasc]

Fat Ragh is so powerful, so you have any other fat d20 character thoughts? Personally a massive fan of our stoner friend Max Durden

i mean, fat ragh is just... like... canon? like that's just how he looks. he's been drawn like that since the boy's night one-shot and only ever not drawn fat in his introductory art, where he was wearing a big letterman that would hide a belly anyway. i find it kind of silly to say "fat ragh" as though that's an au or a headcanon or anything, since that is, again, just a trait he has in the show we're watching

that being said: kristen applebees, kingston brown, squak airavis, amethar rocks (most lou wilson PCs tbh), kugrash's human form, theobald gumbar, ostentatia wallace, KP hob, gerard of greenleigh, aaaaaaaaand lets say whitney jammer. also canonical fat king buckster $ boyd owns my heart and i know in it that he's married so happily and capitalistically to a tiger with a pyramid scheme

[dim20-stims]

Non Intrepid Heroes Campaigns:

Mice and Murder:

Lars Vandenchomp 🕯️

Misfits and Magic:

Evan Kelmp 🌑

K 'Dream' Tanaka 💖

Whitney Jammer 🏀

The Seven:

Antiope Jones 🐉

Danielle Barkstock 🍄

Nonna Wallace 🌿

Ostentatia Wallace 💍

Sam Nightingale 🐚

Zelda Donavan 🐐

Shriek Week:

Seven 7️⃣

Megan Mirror 👻

Mothman/Meyalth 🐍🦋

A Court of Fey and Flowers:

Andhera 🦇

Binx Choppley 🦋 / 🧦

Delloso De La Rue 💐

Delloso De La Rue/KP Hob 🌹🏵️

Gwynedolin Thistle-Hop 🪷

KP Hob ⚔️

Lady Chirp Featherfowl 🦚

Lords of the Wing 🐦🐦‍⬛

Lord Squak Airavis 🦤

Viscountess Grabalba 🖤

Wuvvy 🐏 / 💌

The Ravening War:

Archdeacon Raphaniel Charlock 🧅

Colin Provolone ⛵

Karna Solara/Delissandro Katzon 🌶️🥩

Lady Amangeaux Epicée du Peche 🥭

Lady Melys of House Manuka 🍯

Dungeons and Drag Queens:

Cat Tree 🪴

Gertrude 🪄

Princess 🎀

Troyann 🐳

Twyla 🍂

Mentopolis:

Anastasia Tension 📰

Conrad Schintz 🗞️

Dan Fucks 💜

Fanny Fawnsworth 💝

Imelda Pulse 💥

Stacy Fakename 🪽

The Fix 🐍

Burrow's End:

Thorn Vale ⚡

Tula 💙

[jammysheadspace]

HSISIIIII I SAW THE ASK GAME UHM. FOR SOME REASON I ASSOCIATE YOU WITH STRAWBERRY JAM AND THE JAMMER FROM KP JSJSJSJSJJDHD

HEY GUESS WHAT? THE NAME ACTUALLY DOES COME FROM JAMMER!!!!

[someginger05]

Traitor (A Warhammer 40k Fan Story)

Traitor is a three part story taking place in the Warhammer Sci Fi universe. This story follows a slightly different history from what we know from the 30,000 millennium with new horrors, new monsters and new traitors. There is no one who can be trusted as of this time. The most vital resource in this period is the truth.

Part 3 (Finale): Shall Blood Be Spilt

The time had come. In the skies above, the void burned with the wrath of war. The recent dust clouds had spread across the skies, turning the clouds of Colchis into a canvas of light and chaos. The White Scars had arrived some time before now but since they had, there was no word of the World Eaters. The communications from the world’s surface to the void was cut off by the dust clouds and enemy jammers. The entire world was in silence to one another. Cities burned in the distance, creating a ring of fire and smoke. Kadal wandered the battlements, across the world there had been drop pods and forces deployed in many of their bases, it was only a matter of time before they too would face down their cousins.  

Kadal saw Word Bearer and Ultramarine stand side by side; no eyes left the sky. The infernal thunder above lighting their armour in a beautiful, yet horrific display. Kadal eventually found his way to Marakos. The two stood inside a quiet bunker tower watching the world burn. “It is quite a sight is it not cousin… I am… sorry for your loss Kadal” Marakos expressed from his stoic helm. Kadal had removed his helm, looking onto his cousin while Marakos continued to look outward. “The Emperor protects Marakos, we bearers of the word know this more than any other. However, … I am having… concerns…” Kadal returned, facing Marakos. The Ultramarine fell silent for a moment and turned to face Kadal, “What concerns you…? cousin?” Kadal looked down, gripping his helm tighter. 

Kadal turned his head to look to the fortress, “When I asked you… about these new KP rounds… you assured me that your own men made better fitters for the ammunition… you assured me that it was no slight… when Drusas spoke to me and was to explain his sights on Caliban you interrupted and whenever Caliban was dared uttered, you and your legion recoil… I never knew the 13th to be the… squeamish type? Or even the caring type…” Kadal expressed with pain painted across his stoic features. Marakos changed his composure and reeled back, “What are you insinuating Kadal? Has our brotherhood proven nothing of my legion’s care? What of every battlefield in which I nearly lost my life for you and you for me too?” Marakos asserted, standing tall. Kadal gripped his battle mace and continued to speak, “I am truly sorry brother, I have questioned far too much this battle… but you must understand, we are in no standard war… we face our own upon our own. Trust is a resource that rapidly depletes as the roars of war grow closer”  

Marakos leaned forward, his helm placed firmly onto his head as his hand found itself upon the shoulder of Kadal. Kadal took his hand from his mace as he stared into the crimson eyes of Marakos. With a sudden flash of light, for a mere moment Kadal felt Marakos jolt, the Ultramarine’s bolt pistol finding itself at Kadal’s chin. Kadal reacted swiftly as his head tilted ever so slightly to the right. The bolt ripped through the side of his face; parts of his skull blown to bits. He grabbed Marakos’ arm, twisting it downwards and headbutting him, the cracking of the skulls shattered what little silence remained. Marakos fell back as Kadal lunged forward, his mace high and bloated with power. Marakos responded with his power sword with the two meeting in a blast of light. This clash signalled the traitors beyond the bunker. The sky fell as the White Scars descended in their drop pods in a rain of fire. 

On the battlements and defences, the Ultramarines opened fire upon the Word Bearers. Word Bearer artillery and defences began to fail as systematic failures plagued the machines. In a fraction of a second, hundreds of loyalists were gunned down. Kadal and Marakos continued their duel until the two suffered a grievous blow as a White Scar drop pod tore apart the front of the bunker. The tower collapsed as the captains came to blows. Every strike erupts in blue and red light. The remaining Word Bearers fled to temples and remaining fortresses while their bolter rounds were pitifully ineffective against the armour of the Ultramarines. 

Kadal and Marakos stood from the rubble, their brothers massacring one another in the dust. “Brother! We need not fight! Join us! Please! I never wanted this! I wanted to warn you! I wanted… to give you the quick death you deserved!” Marakos yelled over the roar of thunderous battle. Kadal lunged forward, “How dare you! You are no brother of mine! No cousin! You renounced that role the day you drew Imperial blood! You permitted me to be a quick death traitor! I shall not grant thee the same!” The two clashed once again, White Scars bikes roared across the rubble with merciless brutality. The Word Bearers cried for aid, but it did not come as the world burned.  

Kadal managed to get a great hit upon the leg of Marakos. The captain of the 13th came to the ground as he looked upon his cousin. Marakos’ helm had shattered, half of his humanity peering through the gaps. Kadal raised his mace, “In the name of the Emperor! In the name of humanity! I am Kadal! Son of Lorgar! Chosen of Him! Eternal warrior of the Imperium! And I am your executioner!” The mace fell, a smile of catharsis came across Marakos’ face as he closed his eyes, this was until Kadal was thrown from his point, spitting blood as he flew into the burning husk of a fallen turret. He could not stand; he could see and breath, but he was paralyzed. He looked weakly to the attacker, the ancient Drusas had saved Marakos and damned Kadal. 

Marakos managed to limp his way to the dying Word Bearer. Fighting back his emotion and tears Marakos raised his shattered power sword, “I am so sorry Kadal… you are my cousin… you may not see me the same, but I will always remember you with honour… I am truly sorry… son of God… In the name of the Emperor… I Marakos of the 13th legion present the loyal, glorious and eternal with the greatest gift I can bestow a loyal son of the Emperor from a traitor… sleep now brother… your service shall live for eternity… my treason will die with me” Kadal looked up at Marakos, no longer holding back the pain as he spat his last bloody attack at the captain, “I-I will never grant a traitor like you what you desire… you disgust me… but m-mostly cousin… you disappoint me… you… sadden me… enjoy your fate… I shall enjoy mine!” Kadal activated his hip grenade and in a fury of flame and a hymn, the Word Bearer erupted into light and wrath. Marakos was too thrown back while Drusas took most of the explosion. 

Marakos came out of his haze, his leg blown off and a shard of Kadal’s mace stuck in his neck. Drusas moved forward his steps shaking the ground, “Captain Marakos. You truly are honourable, but your morals brought you to blood. Your weakness will die with you” The goliath raised his arm and brought it down as Marakos kept his smile, “You were right Kadal, my treason dies with me… I am sorry cousin…” Marakos closed his eyes as the darkness swallowed his fading life. The crushing blow rang out like thunder among a storm. Drusas stood over the ruins, “The captain has fallen, so too has the Word Bearer captain fallen with him. Burn this world, see their people crucified and their temples ruined. Show them the true power of Chaos. Show them the truth to the universe.” Drusas said over his communications as he turned to an advancing Word Bearer squad which he brutally crushed in terrifying swiftness. Colchis would burn and so would the Galaxy under the banner of the Promethean. 

Writer's Gratitude:

This is the end of Traitor! Any and all constructive criticism will be appreciated as I have never undertaken anything of this sort before and would appreciate any and all help. Thank you if you have read this fanfiction! I hope to expand the lore for the Promethean Heresy eventually but for now I wanted to start with a short story about two of my most favourite legions in this fantastic universe. Thank you for reading! Stay tuned for more stories! I am excited to see you all again! Welcome to the Promethean Heresy!

[b0wwyy]

Hi guys I’m planning on posting kaiju paradise xenogender for mostly fun , and here are two I made today!

1: jammer charic: a xenogender relating to jammer from kp

2: watermelon shorkic: a xenogender relating to watermelon shork from kp

Both coined/made by me :D

Watermelon shork was requested from a friend

[tafadhali]

I posted recs of 25 of my favorite fanworks produced this year over on my DW and thought I should cross-post them here! List is arranged alphabetically by fandom and is a mix of fic and vids from 2023 (that weren't created for Festivids or Yuletide, because I always rec a lot from those challenges).

The Shipping Forecast series by leupagus (Broadchurch, Alec Hardy/Ellie Miller, 23k)

Ellie Miller and Alec Hardy, drifting together.

📺 I Wanna Be Evil by lilly_the_kid (Child’s Play | Chucky, Tiffany Valentine, fanvid)

You're sweet, my dear. Prim and proper.

beneath your weary heart by waveridden (Dimension 20, Ricky Matsui/Esther Sinclair, 10k)

It’s a comfort, having a name that is right. It is a comfort knowing that she is Sorrow and sorrow is her and they are one and the same. This is who she was meant to be. It is always who she was meant to be. And yet. (Or: Esther becomes the fury of Sorrow.)

📺 Mastermind by BeatriceEagle (Dimension 20, Brennan Lee Mulligan, fanvid)

"We support you as a DM and as our friend, but also you're our enemy." —Siobhan Thompson

Not According to Their Fanfiction series by AgentStannerShipper (Dimension 20, Evan Kelmp/K Tanaka, 63k)

Five tropes that did not live up to the fanfiction, and one that did. Spring semester at Gowpenny, a lot of feelings, and a lot of growth. Also featuring Evan's shadow (my beloved), true jock Jammer, Sam being the figurative wine aunt friend, Evan being a Good Boy, and K being exactly as horny as canon made them.

your heart, love by ASongofSixpence (Dimension 20, KP Hob/Delloso de la Rue, 8k)

Rue learns about something special that happens to goblins on All Hallows' Eve, and has big feelings about the use of the word 'monster.'

📺 After All by periru3 (Everything Everywhere All at Once, Jobu Tupaki, fanvid)

It felt like a winter machine that you go through and then / you catch your breath and winter starts again / and everyone else is spring bound

Chemistry by Twilightcitysky (Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, 122k)

Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo). They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of. That's all about to change.

come raise your flag upon me by trinityofone (Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, 5k)

Aziraphale persuades Crowley to accompany him to Heaven, to be Forgiven. Things get...weirder before they get better.

Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings (Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, 18k)

Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time. "Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking. "No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.

📺 Hate Me by killabeez (Interview with the Vampire, Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac, fanvid)

“I love you with my whole soul, and I will always love you,” he confided to me. “You are my life. I have hated you for that and love you now so much that you’ve been my instructor in loving." —Blood Communion: A Tale of Prince Lestat

Bones and Blood: A Jurassic Park Survivor’s Story by avocadomoon (Jurassic Park, Billy Brennan/Alan Grant, 10k)

Billy was still staring at him. His face looked narrow and shadowed in the spotty kitchen lighting. Alan always thought about geometry when he looked at Billy: angles and rays and points and transversals. He was beautiful in the way that math was beautiful: like an equation that was beyond Alan's abilities, too complex for him to handle. But there, nonetheless. Holding all the secrets of the universe, if only Alan could figure out how to solve him.

Extended Disconnection by lick (Murderbot Diaries, Ayda Mensah, 91k)

Dr. Mensah's perspective from Chapter 8 of All Systems Red through Exit Strategy.

📺 They Don’t Care About Us by avg (Murderbot Diaries, “Human One” Refugee, animatic)

The story of a refugee.

Friday Keeps Coming Next by rattyjol (Nine Worlds, Artorin Damara & Cliopher Mdang, 38k)

Cliopher and his Radiancy break time. Again.

Embers by alfgifu (Nine Worlds, Cliopher Mdang, 126k)

A novel-length prequel to Hands of the Emperor about Kip's early years in service

A Most Restful Vacation by Quasar (Nine Worlds, Jemis Greenwing, minor pairings, 106k)

Jemis is invited to attend the investiture of the Viceroy of Zunidh, which promises to be a delightful trip with Almost No Adventures along the way.

An Officer and a Gentleman by cedarboots (Persuasion, Anne Elliot/Frederick Wentworth, 47k)

“Eight years changes a person, but not beyond all recognition. Fred Wentworth and Anne Elliot, years after a final break, find that they are more alike, in some respects, than they thought before.” (Butch4Butch AU)

first base by octothorpetopus (Sports Night, Casey McCall/Dan Rydell, 118k)

Dan Rydell was born in 1969 in Hartford, Connecticut. He came to life in Minneapolis in 1988. When he met Casey.

Sugar in Your Hand by WerewolvesAreReal (Star Trek, James T. Kirk/Spock, 13k)

Kirk meets a Vulcan, marries a Vulcan, and apparently outrages the entire Vulcan government in one day. He's an overachiever like that.

📺 Hate to Say I Told You So by findmeinthealps (Taskmaster, Alex Horne, fanvid)

Alex Horne being Alex Horne.

home is where by oliviacirce (Ted Lasso, Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso, 6k)

“Ted learns that sometimes when you ask people what they want, you (just might) get what you need.”

in the cards by jedusaur (Ted Lasso, Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, 4k)

Whenever he says he's not feeling anything, that's when Dr. Sharon pulls out the fucking cards. Roy can't fucking stand the fucking cards. They're plain white with plain black text, each displaying the name of a different emotion, and he's supposed to go through them and decide whether he's feeling each thing or not. It's fucking stupid, it makes him feel like a fucking toddler, and worst of all, it fucking works.

Second Nature by MoreThanSlightly (Ted Lasso, Keeley Jones/Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt, 27k)

The first time they switch, Jamie’s fucking Keeley. It’s amazing, best sex of his life, and he wonders what it feels like for her—good, by the sound of it—and then a second later, he’s looking at his own face. He’s lying on his back staring up at himself. “What the fuck,” he says in Keeley’s voice.

📺 Cockroach Motherfuckers by eruthros & thingswithwings (Multifandom, fanvid)

A celebration of all the queer characters you can't bury. Or, if you do bury them, they don't stay down for long.

[sweetsweetsaturn]

[yao1-sex]

Heya Maxxid, Here's some kp screenshots-

Got Vip Jammer first try :DDDD

Nice!!

I got vip nightshade the other day!