#Jamie lambsbridge

[bug4932]

help sylvester

[senviva]

devastatingly intelligent!

[phthalosblues]

made a lil comic

Full without text

Original screenshot

Really happy with all of their designs

[byronvera]

“I’m sorry it took me so long,” he said.

(only on arc 11 so no spoilers please)

[lyrelarkisforthebirds]

Just accidentally sold a friend of mind on Twig by sharing with him an out-of-context screenshot of a Jamie/Sy scene. I thought he’d simply find the scene charming and we’d move on. Instead, now he has a link to Taking Root 1.1.

My friend says he’s never heard of biopunk and that he’s not too familiar with body horror.

Have I committed a sin?

[its-wormin-time]

twig sa arc?? hmm

currently at the foot fetish bondage roleplay arc I guess wish me luck i dont know if im going to make it

[estavionpira]

jamie dallon... sylvestr lavere...

[schmeetles]

What happen d to Jamie was a brave and powerful masterstroke of homophobia. But a futile attempt of wildbow desperately trying prevent people from shipping himself with a cute blonde nerdy version of himself.

[henghost]

jon arbuckle: I don’t like the me that says yes to garfield

oh, that's easy. i just put the lasagna in a box in my head and lock it

[lilliankillthisman]

"If I was Wildbow and I'd written Amy Dallon I wouldn't have gone on to write-" well yes but you probably wouldn't have written Jessie Ewesmont either. You probably wouldn't even have written Jamie Lambsbridge! And then where would we be...

[dw-flagler]

BLONDE WILDBOW CHARACTERS

Every wildbow character with hair color described as blonde or similar to blonde. Characters are listed in alphabetical order.

A character's category is determined by their debut appearance. Though Lisa Wilbourn appears in both Worm and Ward, she will be listed as a Worm character, and not as a Ward character.

WORM:

Ashley Stillons I (Damsel of Distress)

Ava ? (Cuff)¹

Brad Meadows (Hookwolf)

Carol Dallon (Brandish)

Crystal Pelham (Laserdream)

Dean Stansfield (Gallant)

Elijah Mathers (Valefor) (Later dyes white)

Elle ? (Labyrinth)

Emily Piggot

Eric Pelham (Shielder)

Gabriel Maxberry (King)

Glastig Uaine/Valkyrie

Greg Veder (The Worst)

Hero

Hoyden

Jaager Charles (Gasconade) (Appears ONLY in PRT Quest)

Jeanne Wynn/Brown (Citrine)

Jessica Biermann (Fenja)

Katherine Oldershaw (Grace)

Kurt Wynn (Harbinger/Number Man)

Leonid(?)

Lisa Wilbourn (Tattletale)

Marissa Newland (Sundancer)

Melody Jurist (Cricket)

Mike ? (Lightstar)

Missy Biron (Vista)

Mrs. Knott

Neil Pelham (Manpower)

Nessa Bierman (Menja)

Oliver ? (Oliver)

Principal Blackwell

Riley Grace Davis (Bonesaw)

Sam ? (Prism)

Sarah Pelham (Lady Photon)

Tammi Herren (Rune/Scribe) (last name presumed)

"Tom Moss" (Acidbath)

Victoria Dallon (Glory Girl/Antares)

"White Fairy"²

Blonde Adjacent:

Alabaster (white hair)

Kamil Armstrong (white hair)

Madeline ? (Winter) (white hair)

Paige Mcabee (Canary) (yellow feathers, hair unknown)

Polka (white hair)

Scion (gold hair)

Scrub (white hair)

The Simurgh (silver hair)

Worm has: 38 blonde characters, and 8 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 46.

WARD

Ashley Stillons II (Swansong)

Ashley Stillons III (Damsel of Distress)

Axehead? (Presumed)³

Bianca ? (Goddess)

Harbinger V (Limerick)

Hunter ? (Mincemaid)

Jay ?

Kathlee Rosenthal (Monokeros)¹

Lachlan ?

Lionwing

Moose

Mr. Drowsing

Nate ? (Reconciliation)

Paris

Rain O'Fire Fraizer (Precipice)

Ryan ? (Cradle)

Samuel Vasil

William Giles (Scapegoat)

Blonde Adjacent:

Anita Vera (white hair)

Christine Mathers (Mama Mathers) (silver hair)

Coiffure (silver hair)

Colt (Colt) (bleached hair)

Dino (silver hair)

Egg (yellow hair)

Engel ("glowing" hair)

Enyo (silver hair)

Foggy Idea (gray dyed hair)

Nailbiter (bleached hair)

Presley ? (gray-white dyed hair)

Vince Crowley (poorly-bleached hair)

Voltrage ("pale" hair)

Ward has: 18 blonde characters, and 13 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 31.

PACT:

Blake Thorburn

Chloe Duchamp

Diana Thompson

James Thorburn

Joanna Duchamp

Lea Duchamp

Lola Duchamp

Paul Thorburn

Penelope Duchamp

Peter Thorburn

Rose Thorburn Jr.

Rose Thorburn Sr.

Roxanne Thorburn

Sandra Duchamp

The Briar Girl

Blonde Adjacent

Malcolm "Fell" Atwell ("light" hair)

Pact has: 15 blonde characters, and 1 blonde-adjacent character, for a total of 16.

TWIG:

The Baron Richmond

The Duke of Francis

Duncan Lambsbridge

Emily Gage

Gordon Lambsbridge(?)

Helen Ibott

Jamie Lambsbridge

Jessie Ewesmont

Lord Carling

Lord King

Lord Leeds

Marcella

The Duke of Francis

The Twins (counts as 2)

BLONDE ADJACENT

Lady Glora ("pale of hair")

Lara (white hair)

Nora (white hair)

Twig has: 15 blonde characters, and 3 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 18.

PALE:

America Tedd

Anthem Tedd

Avery Kelly

Edith James

Eloise Miraz

Freak (of Freak & Squeak)

Gillian Ross

Liberty Tedd

Reggie the Composite Kid

Snowdrop

The Family Man

Ulysses Miraz

Wallace Davis

BLONDE ADJACENT

Mrs. Schaff (white hair)

Crooked Rook (white hair)

Gemma Duchamp (Grey hair)

Luna Hare (white hair)

Pale has: 13 blonde characters, and 4 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 17.

CLAW:

"Valentina's Mom & Sister"

Claw has: 2 blonde characters, and 0 blonde-adjacent characters, for a total of 2.⁴

Notes

¹ Both cuff and monokeros are noted to have dark hair in Ward while having blonde hair in their original appearances (Worm and WD Helena respectively).

² White Fairy is Mr. Gladly's girlfriend and a prolific redditor who is seen during the leviathan battle and the PHO greg interlude. deep cut. As a mortal enemy of greg veder, please treat her with appropriate respect.

³ Axehead is never seen in ward. However, Titan Skadi (who forms from Axehead) is described as having golden hair. I am presuming that this is from axehead the human having blonde hair.

⁴ Literally 1 person told me any characters from claw. i haven't read it. there's more than 2, but i haven't seen anything.

[bug4932]

chwig fanart

[lakesbian]

genuinely are we even sure wildbow knew what he was doing all those times he randomly had sylvester launch into bringing up how "jamie 2" holds immense psychological power over him in the "sylvester lambsbridge is not fucking normal about people who hold psychological power over him" novel. im genuinely not sure anymore if he realized he was setting up the world's biggest swing for something potentially awesome before he missed it

[phthalosblues]

Sylvester how do you keep fumbling such baddies. They are falling at your feet and you don’t even care. You fumbled Mary Lillian and Jamie in the same arc. Wtf.

[regentdidmanyquestionablethings]

Everybody starts talking about how awful it is to have Sy on your team as an imposter (nobody argues that they should stop immediately killing/voting him out though), so Sy, needing to be useful starts concocting some batshit scheme to use his limited time to kill off whoever he calculates to be the biggest threat to his teammate(s).

Jamie is the first to recognize that Sy's imposter teams have started winning, but waits to see exactly who Sy kills depending on his teammates out of curiosity.

Ashton is the first to bring up the pattern, which initially impresses everyone that he was able to catch on to Sy's scheming, until it surfaces that he only found out because the last time he was Sy's teammate Sy killed Helen first, which despite being the optimal strategic play made Ashton sad, so he bugged Sy to tell him why he did it until Sy caved and explained it to him.

Evette is dead.

the lambs amongus. sy gets killed round 1 every time. but then he starts making it his mission to sow as much chaos as possible in the brief window he has to type before he gets voted out

[nonplatonicsubtext]

"sy twig isnt a girl" this is transphobia. i thought we were all about subtextual readings around here SMH

its not the SAME. she needs to be a cisgendered horribly bigoted little fujo shit who thinks its funny to joke about dog and catcher fucking but would get grossed out if jamie came out to her.

also sylvester lambsbridge is the most cisgender boy on the planet.