#James japp

[k-wame]

POIROT 2.02 | The Veiled Lady

[not-equippedforthis]

the gang's all here!!!

[rain-shoshana]

Arthur Hastings is your man for any rough stuff that arises!

[bramblrose]

"Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend', observed Poirot philosophically. 'You cannot mix up sentiment and reason.""Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend', observed Poirot philosophically. 'You cannot mix up sentiment and reason."

[pflanzidiezimmerpflanze]

can i offer you a fantastic four shitpost in these trying times

[avvanont]

Purrot and paws

[lazynoodlepuff]

Oh my god I can't belive that Hasting and inspector Japp having to share a room where there is only one bed is canon

I'm loosing it it's a real line in ep 8 "The Incredible Theft"

[marymcdivan]

Tiktok creators!AU

Poirot

has his true crime blog

tells the most horrifying stories while doing his skincare/moustache routine

always splits the video into two or more parts to keep the intrigue as long as possible

reposts every william hanson video

"today we're going to range births food from the most disgusting to... eatable..?"

big fan of clean core/coquette aesthetic, obviously

sometimes he starts a live stream while he's cooking

Hastings

"hi everyone, and today I'll start a brand new hobby!"

most of his videos are travel vlogs

takes "what kind of [random shit] aesthetic is you " videos way to serious and really gets upset when Poirot ignores all the 83 tiktoks he sent him

kinda addicted to gacha video games

Miss Lemon

"this vid has no tags, amd it means that the universe has a secret message for you...get a job!"

she makes tutorials on vintage hairstyles and makeup

"vintage store haul unpacking!"

sometimes she not ironically makes tarot reading streams

secretly reposts lots of silly cat vids

Ariadne Oliver

the queen of booktok

makes a lot of writing tips content

" I've spent £1000 on books. again"

reports "chemistry for beginners" videos because writes about poisons

"how to get away with the dead body and 10 more things you should NOT google even though it is for your book"

"how to work with publishing agent if you can't stand him"

James Japp

created tiktok account just to watch poirot's blog

"my trench coat collection rewiew"

tell stories from his work while making some of the british cuisine dishes

likes silly cat videos from miss lemon reports

[aesthetic--mood]

Hercule Poirot Aesthetic

[sheridoodle]

Watching the Poirot series for the first time and I’m entirely convinced this is just some eccentric queer friend group’s ‘Monster of the Week’ party.

[sunnybluetown]

✨Magician Poirot✨

[askjonathancrane]

Incorrect quotes generator, featuring Poirot Characters, GAA characters, my ocs, and @elder-sister’s ocs.

[Note: these are how I view these characters, apologies if they aren’t 100% to their canon personality’s.]

Japp: What's that?

Sonia: Chocolate.

Japp: What's chocolate?

Sonia: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?

Japp: Yeah. Grapes, nuts.

Sonia: No wonder you're so bitter.

Lemon: Where are your parents?

Iris: What are parents?

Lemon: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Hastings: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Hercule: Fake?

Carmen to Herlock: Turn that frown upside-down!

*a little while later*

Carmen: What are you doing?

Herlock, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working .

Japp: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:

Japp: Hercule, what the actual FUCK?

Sonia: Hercule, I think we have a problem.

Hercule: What, the fire?

Sonia: No, the- wait, what fire?

Hercule: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

Carmen: I have so much energy, I want to run a marathon or commit a crime... which should I do?

Themis : Please don’t get arrested.

Carmen: No promises! <3

Gina: Why not both? Get creative!

Carmen: Wonderful suggestion, thank you.

Themis : Please don’t encourage them, Gina.

Sonia: Editor's note: What the fuck?

Themis : We have to plan, we have to figure something out.

Gina: Themis , when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

Japp: Are you having another depressive episode?

Carmen: A depressive episode?

Carmen: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Hercule: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

[xxlifeisjustadreamxx]

Chapters: 20/20 Fandom: Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV), Poirot - Agatha Christie Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Arthur Hastings/Hercule Poirot, Arthur Hastings & Hercule Poirot Characters: Arthur Hastings (Poirot), Hercule Poirot, Felicity Lemon, James Japp, Original Characters Additional Tags: Case Fic, Minor Character Death, Domestic Violence, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Suicide Ideation, Violence, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Not Beta Read, Post-World War I, POV Arthur Hastings (Poirot), Pining, Explicit Sexual Content Summary:

On a late September morning, Poirot and Hastings are called to one of the most prestigious restaurants in London, the Rules, after a man locked himself inside it along with four upper class citizens, threatening to kill them. The detective does not understand how he could be of any use to Inspector Japp. However, the hostage-keeper has one simple demand. To talk to Hercule Poirot. A private and unedited account of an untold case, directly taken from one of Arthur Hastings’s journals

(Only gets smutty on a chapter near the end , which will be identified. If you don't like that, you can still read the fic)

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Hi guys! This is my first ever multi-chapter fic. Also, my first Poirot one! I don’t know if there is a Poirot fandom, if so, I’d love to know, but regardless, if you see this, I hope you enjoy it! Have a nice day!

[rain-shoshana]

These three men have something SO special (and horny) between them.

[bramblrose]

"Every murderer is probably somebody’s old friend", observed Poirot philosophically. "You cannot mix up sentiment and reason.""

[y689aa]