#James is happy sleep

[mlattegirl]

My new headcannon is that James talks in his sleep and that’s how everyone finds out he’s dating Regulus.

It starts with Remus and his wolf hearing when James is napping and Remus is in the bathroom.

Lily, Mary and Marlene find out together when James falls asleep while playing cards with them in the common room. He wakes up to Mary laughing and Marlene passing Lily a couple galleons - they don’t tell him why.

Then it’s Pete, who got up in the middle of the night for a glass of water and comes back to James curled around a pillow mumbling something that sounds a lot like Reggie please. He casts a silencing spell and draw his curtains.

Sirius is the last because he sleeps like the dead and James is always up before him. But Sirius has a nightmare the night after a full so he has to crawl into bed with James. After hearing James say “Reg baby right like that” in his ear, he realizes there are worse things than nightmares about Walburga.

[ashortdropandasuddenstop]

Homelander was relieved that the matter had been handled with, or at least partly. There was still the ancient vampire to take care of, but at least the team wasn’t at each others throats anymore. He was glad things resolved fairly quickly and that everyone was on board with the curfew and carrying the silver. It would be a peace of mind at least for the moment until they came up with a plan.

The fact that Norrington was at ease in Homelander’s apartment wasn’t missed on the Supe. Ever since their…first time, the vamp had practically moved in. It was something that had never been openly discussed, though it felt unnecessary. After all, Norrington had his freedom to come and go as he pleased, it was purely choice that he chose to remain at Homelander’s side, and the blonde had no issue with that.

Homelander turned his head to look at Norrington as the man lay down next to him, raising a brow at the comment. “Good thing you’ve moved in then, hm?” The Supe said with a smirk, brows furrowing slightly at Norrington blushing. It was clear he had something important to ask. The vamp had Homelander’s complete and undivided attention.

The question did earn a soft chuckle from the Supe. “We’ve had sex how many times now, and you’re nervous asking if we can sleep together?” Homelander asked, shaking his head as he pulled Norrington closer, allowing the man to lay on him. He leaned in and kissed Norrington softly for a moment. This probably being one of the most tender moments the two have shared. Easing back, the blonde smiled. “You’re an odd one, James. Don’t ever change.” He whispered, getting settled with a protective arm around the vamp. “C’mon, get some sleep. It’s way past your bedtime.” He couldn’t help but tease, letting out a deep breath as his own eyes closed. Homelander couldn’t remember the last time he actually slept. He wasn’t sure if he even could, but he would try.

Norrington accepted Homelander's teasing with a soft chuckle, their playful banter feeling oddly comforting. He gladly nestled closer to the Supe, allowing himself to be drawn into the kiss, savoring the tender moment. It was indeed one of their more intimate and affectionate exchanges, a stark contrast to the intense encounters they started with. James wasnt going to complain

As Homelander held him protectively and made the light-hearted comment about his bedtime, Norrington felt a warmth spread through him. It was a strange and unfamiliar sensation, the kind he had rarely experienced in his long undead life. He returned Homelander's sentiment with a gentle smile. "Well I haven't in centuries, I hardly plan on starting now," he teased.

His head rested gently on Homelander's chest, and he allowed himself to relax completely in his lover's embrace. His fingers traced delicate patterns over the strong chest beneath his hand, and a serene smile graced his lips as he found comfort in the peaceful darkness of the room. "Mm now that... is an order I'm more than happy to obey.. " he murmurs.

Within moments, Norrington had fallen asleep, his body relaxed and content as he cuddled close to his lover. But as he drifted into slumber, his movements stilled, and the illusion of life faded away.

Once asleep, Norrington's body appeared lifeless, mirroring the state of rest that vampires experienced during daylight hours. No breath, no heartbeat, nothing to betray his true nature. Only Homelander knew the secret of his undead existence. And even in this state, his face displayed an almost serene smile, as if he could still feel that deep connection and affection that bound him to Homelander beyond the veil of undeath.

Norrington remained in that peaceful slumber through the meat of the day. He would not wake before Homelander, allowing the Supe the undisturbed rest he wanted, but also meant he would be left alone with his thoughts upon waking.

The Deep stumbled forward, his legs giving way beneath him as he crashed to his knees before Homelander, gasping for breath and clutching at his throat. Panic etched across the fishy hero's face as he frantically tried to convey the horror he had just endured. His voice trembled as he managed to choke out the words, "Homelander, your stupid vampire attacked me again and this time he got me!"

@hom3land3r

[daysofnights]

smth smth sirius fucking james when he comes home after a night with a girl

[weepingbarbarianfury]

"no, little archival assistant! don't look at the table!"

Oh mein gott! zis table is full of-- wait... Jon! Jon, I think there's someone here.

Hello?

I see you!

Show yourself!

[cheeseknives]

Yes....

...why are you looking at me like that though...

[allmyandroids]

Dutra cake appreciation post 🍑

[strawberriesinmoominvalley]

no this is a mistake. you already brought one f2 driver up too early. why would you do that to another?

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

the thing is i want to take silver for his word and believe that flint got to spend his life even in imprisonment with one of his loves but also believing that is somehow as offputting to me as believing that silver killed him. or a secret third thing, that he managed to send him to that camp thing but thomas wasn't there, and flint lost all the fight that was left in him after being removed from the one thing he knew by the last person he called a friend. but the thing is, no single option is so convincing as to let me make peace with it and i'm thinking i'll have to accept both him being dead and alive at once.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Me as I catch up on the latest chapters of for the nights and days of life writing essay length comments about how Tsantu should have gotten the death penalty actually and cancel culture isn't going far enough and how can he be an ambassador when if he was on Earth after this he wouldn't be allowed within 300 feet of schools.

@mochalottie I now have a bone to pick with u and I've gotten carried away. These are not the notes these are bonus notes of melatonin fueled incredulity.

[kairospy]

Wait 👀 I thought I knew canon Reg pretty good, how do we know about him being slightly shorter than Slughorn?

I ADORE your posts!!! You’re saying everything I’ve been too shy to say. Thank you thank you thank you!

hi!!

You know that horrible, terrible, nightmare-inducing pic of Regulus from the movies?

The actor that played Slughorn (Jim Broadbent) is 1'88 cm, so roughly 6'2, and in that photograph they're standing side by side and Regulus doesn't look much shorter than 2 inches (~5 cm) at most.

I'm grasping at straws here, honestly, but everyone in the Black family is described as tall (Bellatrix is literally around 6 ft, and so is Sirius in the books), so Regulus being tiny would make no sense

And thank you so much!! I've honestly just reached a limit, seeing people speak of his character like he'd be someone with social anxiety and fear of setting boundaries and nonsense of the sort. It's true he's 90% fanon made, but let's at least be honest and not project this much -- it wouldn't fit at all into the context we have of the Black family (and what little we know of Regulus from canon)

[james-stark-the-writer]

bought and started playing Cloudpunk because i wanted to watch a video essay on it and honestly, from the video title and based on the person that made the video, i don't know what i was expecting the game to be but i don't know why i didn't expect it to be a "existential dread under capitalism" simulator, this is simply too fucking much. like the game (so far) has some really good fucking writing and really good fucking pacing and really good fucking voice acting and a gorgeous world and great design and aesthetics but like my brain is simply shutting off trying to think about the implications like it's too much. talked to Teko and my brain just switched off trying to think about the implications. talked to Eveline and my brain started to think about the implications and i completely zoned out (not really but my brain was almost static at that point although i clapped when she said "don't tell me how to label myself"). rn i'm only a few deliveries in, i just gave Never-Slow Joe his drive converter and the moral dilemma the game presented was simply too much so i am. done for the day. that is a problem for another day.

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: April 15

"Something in the Way She Moves" by James Taylor

[caruliaa]

OMG IM SO MAD. literally put your birthday in my calendar to remind myself to send an ask BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOMORROW. wahhh whatever HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! so glad i saw your silly galavant posts & started talking to you!!!!!!!!!! hope it was a great one love you!!!!! 🥳🎉🪅🎊🔥 <- oh god party got too excited there's a fire 📞☎️🚒👩‍🚒👍 thank god the firemen came. party saved

ITS OKAY DW i get tht lol i mean. i literally have done tht with my dads birthday before multiple times where i thought it was the day after it actually is so like i get tht lmao 😭 and TYSMM YOU WONDERFUL PERSON JAMESS ILUU im so glad u say my galavant sillies and we became friends you are such a lovely friend and im so glad to know you !!!!! :3 and thank u to the firemen for saving the party now we can bring out the cake 🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰 <- no candles due to the advice of the firemen

[smolvenger]

Me Every time despite my tags a W*ll R*nsome gif pops up unfiltered on my Tumblr dash in a positive way or shows something about him and C*ra’s “love story”🤢🤮

[thedevilsrain]

this is literally adorable. cmon

[archrries]

couples costume but it's King James, the closet case with SEVERE internalized homophobia, who commissioned the KJV Bible, the most widely used Bible and the version which was 'translated' to be against homosexuality,

and a biblically accurate angel