#Jacob Reckless

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have you done your daily click

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[not-amethyst-anymore]

Guuuuuuuys, I wrote a song about Reckless and I mailed it to Cornelia Funke!

This was the mail I sent

This was send back, then I sent the song...

And then Cornelia replied ^v^

I'm really happy right now!!! 😁😁😁

(Ps: should I post the song on here?)

[nervouslittlewreck]

I was today years old when I realised Reckless' Jacob & Will are Cornelia Funke giving us Jakob & Wilhelm Grimm? As in, the brothers Grimm, authors of multiple folk / fairytales?!

[samtpfoteundhasenfuss]

“Sie war fasziniert von Drachen und hatte wie Jacob den Traum, eines Tages ein Drachenei zu finden, das noch einen Funken Leben barg.”

[childhoodfriendstoloversshowdown]

Round 1 a #2

[ Image Id. An image of the cover of The Graveyeard Book by Neil Gaiman, illustrated by Chris Riddle II, and an image of the cover of Reckless by Cornelia Funke. End ID]

[soft-tiny-fox]

[the-bastard-and-the-pup]

Nerron: I just saved Reckless!

Jacob: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!

Nerron: When did we establish that?

Jacob: Like three seconds ago!

Nerron: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...

[bisexualityjunkie]

god he’s so fuckin cute im gonna scream and cry and shit my pants

[temeyes]

Since you've mentioned them, can you imagine the absolute chaos the Frye twins would cause if they were part of the 141?

Makarov wouldn't even make it two minutes in a fight against them lol

Evie would def get along really well with Price and Gaz since she's level-minded like them!! and prolly be besties with Ghost since they both favor stealth tactics and knives. Soap and Jacob however,,,

i agree tho, Makarov would've been done in the first 2 minutes of MWIII reboot if Soap and Jacob ever teamed up LOL

[thesere1418]

Can we just talk about the fact that the fandom is so small? Seriously, books are absolutely awesome, Cornelia offers us a whole universe, and there are twenty people who talk about it? The fourth book was not even translated into French (I am French, but luckily I know enough about English to be able to read the book in that language anyway.) Why are there so many people talking about these books?

[burdenedbyeternity]

@theresastargirl liked for a one liner from jacob reckless.

"Yeah uh...trust me , you really don't want to pet a unicorn."

[j4degoyl]

Will & Jacob Reckless

Margaret Atwood - Morning in the Burned House / Ilon Wikland - The Brothers Lionheart / Phoebe Bridgers - Motion Sickness / Stranger Things S1 / Joan Tierney - The Elektra Complex / Ritika Jyala - The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire / Cornelia Funke - illustrations from "Reckless: The Golden Yarn" / Madds Buckley - Brother

[not-amethyst-anymore]

Humans: Ahw man, we keep losing to the goyl, how wil we ever beat them?

Jacob: I shall end your suffering. I know an ancient weapon against stone...

Humans: Yes? Show us!

Jacob:

[keepingupwiththecullensblog]

🌟🐺 Welcome back to "Keeping Up with the Cullens," or should I say, "Keeping Up with Bella and Her Emotional Support Wolf"! 😂🐺 Yep, you read that right. Today, we’re diving into the wild, somewhat questionable choices of Bella Swan as she navigates life post-Edward. And by "navigates," I mean she's pretty much using poor Jacob Black as her personal emotional support wolf. The twist? Jake doesn’t even know he’s a shapeshifter yet! Talk about a surprise coming-of-age moment. 🐺😅

So here’s the tea: Bella, still reeling from the "OMG my vampire boyfriend dumped me" blues, somehow convinces herself that hanging out with a 16-year-old kid is the solution to all her problems. Never mind the fact that she's 18 and technically supposed to be the "responsible" one. 🙄 Instead, Bella’s like, "Hey, Jake! Wanna fix these death traps—oops, I mean, motorcycles—with me?" 😏 And Jacob, being the sweet, puppy-eyed guy he is, is all in, thinking he’s just helping his crush out with a cool project. 🚲💥 It’s like Bella’s version of therapy, except instead of a licensed professional, she’s got a lovestruck teenager with a toolbox. 🧰❤️

Now, let’s pause for a second. What would Charlie (or Edward, if he wasn’t off in vampire brooding land) think about Bella suddenly getting into motorcycles? 🚔😱 They’d freak out! But Bella? She doesn’t care. She’s like, "Rules? Who needs them?" And there she goes, dragging poor Jake into her rebellion. It's almost like she’s using Jake as a stand-in for her lost thrill-seeking with Edward. I mean, nothing screams "I’m okay, really" like convincing a kid to fix motorcycles you know your dad would lose his mind over. 😂🤦‍♀️

As soon as Bella starts hanging out with Jake, it’s like magic—she unzombifies! 🧟‍♀️✨ Suddenly, she’s reacting to life again, as if the fog has lifted and she remembers how to smile. It’s like she’s got her own personal mood ring, and Jake is permanently stuck on "happy." 😄 Charlie’s delighted to see Bella living life again, but if he knew what was actually going on… yikes! 😬 Meanwhile, Mike and Angela are all like, "OMG, Bella’s back!" 😃🎉 But Jessica and Lauren? They’re just annoyed, probably thinking, "Great, now we have to deal with this again." 🙄 Seriously, it’s like watching someone who’s been in a coma wake up and immediately decide to run a marathon. 🏃‍♀️

But here’s where it gets even more ridiculous. Bella’s not just hanging with Jake for the company. Oh no, she’s using him as a human (or should I say wolf?) bandaid for her shattered heart. 💔🐺 Poor Jake doesn’t even realize he’s being friend-zoned harder than anyone in the history of crushes. 😩💔 He’s just trying to be a good friend, and Bella’s like, "Yeah, yeah, that’s nice. Now, fix this motorcycle so I can break my promise to him." 🚲💨 At least they decide to do homework together twice a week—of course, because they still have to pretend to be normal teens, right? 😂📚 Nothing says "teenage rebellion" like calculus homework after a day of fixing motorcycles. 📝🏍️

And just when you think Bella might be turning a corner—BOOM! 💥 She sees "Sam’s cult" jumping off cliffs and immediately thinks, "OMG, someone call an ambulance!" 🚑 But Jake’s all chill, explaining that it’s just cliff diving for fun. And Bella? Of course, she wants to try it! Because why not? What could go wrong with adding "potentially fatal leaps off cliffs" to her growing list of questionable life choices? 😂🤦‍♀️ Honestly, this girl definitely needs professional help. 🛋️ Maybe she’s got a bucket list we don’t know about that just says "Give Charlie a heart attack" in bold letters. 😂📋

Even though Jacob’s magically helping her reconnect with life, Bella’s still having nightmares. 🌙😱 She wakes up screaming almost every night, missing her sleep bodyguard. Maybe she should ask Jake to sleep over since Edward isn’t around to protect her dreams. I mean, what could be more comforting than having your emotional support wolf on standby? 🐺😴 But honestly, can you imagine Jake’s face if Bella did ask him to sleep over? He’d probably turn into a wolf just out of sheer awkwardness! 😂

Jake, bless his heart, has no idea what he’s in for. He’s just trying to help his friend, but little does he know, he’s being used as a one-stop-shop for all of Bella’s mental health needs. 😳 And the worst part? He’s not even aware that he’s about to become a literal wolf, which is a whole other can of supernatural drama that’s just waiting to explode. 🐺💥 It’s like he signed up to be in a buddy comedy and accidentally walked into a horror movie instead. 🎬😱

It’s like Bella’s got her own personal therapy wolf, except she’s not exactly paying him in kibble or belly rubs. Instead, she’s paying him in emotional whiplash and unintentional manipulation. Seriously, Bella, maybe a shrink would have been a better idea? 🛋️😅

So, what’s next for Bella? More reckless behavior? More using Jake for his fixing skills and emotional support? Probably. Let’s just hope she doesn’t drag him into something even crazier—though with Bella, that’s almost a guarantee. Stay tuned for more wild antics from Forks’ most melodramatic human! 😂🌲

[ghostsessioned]

I have a feeling Riley would try to be like: behave otherwise I'll tell the police or whatever about what happened to that store you burnt down

Parentage: sure but you are letting us into your house which is technically harbouring criminals sooo you have no chance. Good try.

HAH 100%