#JUST KILL ME NOW GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[localgardenweed]

Just as I sat down to continue working on the ask blog lore I get a little visit from the ao3 author luck fairies and my laptop refuses to turn on

It turned on earlier after a bit of button pressing but i sat there for 15 minutes pushing the on button for long times short times rapid times put the charger in put it out disconnected everything connected everything gave it a pep talk stared at it for a good 30 seconds and NOTHING

I can’t let this happen NOW OF ALL TIMES NOT ONLY DO I HAVE ASK BLOG SHIT I HAVE AP ART SHIT TO DO TOO HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT NOW my school laptop is even shitter it can’t handle photoshop and crashes and lags if i even dare go beyond 300 pixels x 300 pixels and i cant download medibang cause i need the administrator code so im screwed there

I dont even think we have the budget to go and buy a new laptop rn and my aunt isn’t around to give me hers as a hand me down like my current one and buy herself a new one with her big girl money so we’re triple screwed

So many medibang files lost if this things dies rn. And also imma have to buy minecraft AGAIN so this is just perfect. Luckily thats the only blow major blow the rest are fine ill live without my 5 krita files and hopefully roblox will save my studio files and if not well there is already a better hetalia roblox game anyway, and like sure my hetalia x danganronpa rpgmaker game will be lost to time but i never finished it and it was shit so it doesn’t matter anyway. Everything else i either sent to friends or is for the best it dies and fades away with the sands of time

TLDR; We’re royally fucked laptop wont turn on and it has everything i need for the ask blog and also school shit and dont have the time/money to get a new one right now

[toutallyahoe]

Prompt List

Decided to make my own and here we are now. Feel free to repost, or request a prompt and character~

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1. "I swear I though it was a good idea..."

2. "Tell me why am I doing this with you again?"

3. "Sorry but I didn't remember asking for your opinion."

4. "I haven't sleep for like 38 hours."

5. "I don't think that's healthy..."

6. "Have you seen this dumbass?" *holds a photo of __*

7. "I swear to all your fucking playboy magazines that I will slap you, __."

8. "No. No you can't have that!"

9. "But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

10. "For goodness sake, __! It's because it's for a kid and your a fucking 28 years old adult!"

11. "I didn't think that would actually work..."

12. "Have a little more faith in me, __!"

13. "Faith? Hell no dumbass! Now look at the damn road!"

14. "Everytime I see her/his/their face, I feel like throwing up."

15. "I feel like that burrito is slowly coming back again."

16. "Hey, I got th-- oh my God-- CAN'T YOU ATLEAST PUT SOME PANTS ON?!? JEEZ!!!"

17. "Admit it, you love me."

18. "Beg. I feel powerful."

19. "Your so God damn stupid!"

20. "No. Regrets."

21. "If it wasn't for both my hands broken, I would've punched you by now."

22. "Listen up asshole! I've been inlove with you for awhile now and it's about time you fucking know it!"

23. "I... I didn't expect this... Like... At all..."

24. "Is this your final form of stupidity or are there more?"

25. "Probably should have went for the blue one, huh?"

26. "Can't you just man up and ask her/him/them out?"

27. "You don't just ask that fine piece of art out, __!"

28. "I seriously doubt that but go ahead."

29. "Wish I had the patience to not fucking punch you right now."

30. "You have beautiful eyes... You know that?"

31. "I... I thought I loved you..."

32. "What about us?"

33. "Did you already ask someone to be your date?"

34. "Tried. End up embarrassing myself in front of her/him/them..."

35. "Can't you see, you've already got the perfect girl/guy/person inlove with you!"

36. "I... I didn't mean for this to happen!"

37. "Hey, um, I just want to say... YOU GUYS LEFT ME IN THE FUCKING PARKING LOT!!!"

38. "I swear if you wont shut up now, you'll regret it."

39. "Bold of you to assume I want to live/have money/give a crap."

40. "I'm just gonna yeet myself now."

41. "That's it! Im done! I can't deal with this shit anymore! See you all in never!"

42. "You're literally made of of metal."

43. "Can't I just surprise the love of my life?"

44. "You can't if you scare the crap outta them!"

45. "Please tell that was you __..."

46. "I'm surprised your still here."

47. "Imagine the shock I/she/he/they went through when I/she/he/they discovered that it wasn't real!"

48. "I don't seem to recall saying that..."

49. "I just like like you..."

50. "So... It's a date date?"

51. "Is it wrong I find her/him/them attractive like that?"

52. "God damn it __! You useless lesbian/gay!"

53. "Close your mouth there or else flies would come in."

54. "So, about that bet I won."

55. "Listen, I don't care who the fuck are you. But if you lay a finger on my friend again, she/he/their the least of your fucking problems."

56. "Um, quick question but... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?!?"

57. "Your window was open. You seriously need to lock them, like, what will happen if someone went inside?"

58. "__, you're staring at her/him/them again."

59. "I swear that girl/guy/person is the most perfect thing in the planet."

60. "You could've asked you know."

61. "You sound like a twelve years old going through puberty."

62. "We get it! Your adorable!"

63. "I. Want. To. Fucking. Sleep."

64. "Knock knock motherfucker and open up!"

65. "Hurry up! It's so cold outside!"

66. "You. Me. Cuddle. Now."

67. "Get you sexy ass back here now."

68. "How are we dating again?"

69. "That... That wasn't porn..."

70. "I get so turn on when she/he/they does that..."

71. "Is it bad that I wanted to kiss you?"

72. "I can't believe you forgot your own birthday."

73. "Did you just call me daddy?"

74. "Mistakes were made."

75. "I admit it... That wasn't one of my greatest plan..."

76. "You shot the fucking guy!"

77. "It didn't kill him, didn't it?"

78. "You look cute when your angry."

79. "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"

80. "No. Just please shut up for once."

81. "Who made you cry?"

82. "I swear I'll protect you..."

83. "I just can't leave her/him/them behind!"

84. "Go! Leave me and run!"

85. "I-i can't! I love you!"

86. "Well, your an idiot for doing so."

87. "W... Was it just a lie...?"

88. "Tell me the truth, please!"

89. "I wish you the best."

90. "Did you ever looked back and thought about us?"

91. "I... I'm sorry for this... I didn't for you to get hurt..."

92. "Well too bad! I did!"

93. "I did this for you!"

94. "You did this for yourself!"

95. "Go away and leave me alone."

96. "I never stopped loving you. "

97. "Promise me that you'll survive this..."

98. "I don't tend to break my promise any time soon."

99. "Will it hurt? Dying I mean..."

100. "No. It'll feel like falling asleep."

[wetookanoath]

Season perimiere! Okay, so the Jimmy Hoffa disapperance...

My mans have their own channel now, I’m so fucking proud of them. They deserve everything in the world, oh my god. I’m so emotional.

Fun fact: I never knew who Jimmy Hoffa was until today. I always hear the name and thought, that’s a cool name, but never knew who he was.

Ryan opening and closing his file while Shane smiles at it, dhsnkmdbkef. They are so cute and I missed them SO MUCH.

The fact that Shane saying the mob is very handy and shit is so... normal, when it comes out Shane’s mouth, lowkey says a lot of the kind of chaotic being he is.

Why are their accents so fucking terrible, oh my God. I love them.

Their laughs remain the best of my week. Thank you for my life, boys.

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“If I saw you in the car, I’ll go, it’s alright” I’M ON TEARS. RYAN TRUSTS SHANE TO THAT DEGREE, THAT’S BEAUTIFUL. @ haters, waht’s good?

“Come in, Ryan!” “Okay, I’m never getting into a car with you ever again” lmao, not with that face. “GET INTO THE FUCKING CAR!” byeeee.

Eww, censorship. But yay for the boys making it clear it was an accident, thanks fan on twitter who asked!

“That’s a good De Niro face” it fucking is, WHAT THE FUCK.

Also, I’m living for how much Shane is making Ryan laugh this episode. I missed seeing them every Friday and this is the kind of shit I love. Even when the fucking lighting of the episode hurts my sOUL.

What a good way to make yourself look innocent by flying the room the second you get asked about the shit, jfkdsmf vjfkdmfnj.

Okay, I’m in love with the way this episode is edited, lighting aside. The graphics are so, sooo good, and just editing in general is so well done. Wow, kudos to those guys!

*Boys talking about how you can admire the Mafia’s sense of community and loyalty* “... Yeah, don’t kill people”, by the way lol.

Ryan talking the whole ass truth about the Fast and Furious franchise, how the family has killed fuckton of people, jfnkdjfnei. Also, this man and those voices he makes... wow. Murder me.

“I’m gonna start using that one in the office. You cutting that coffee line again, I’M GONNA PULL YOUR GUTS OUT!” hfdjskjnhejwjwef, Shane Alexander Madej, BuzzFeed’s resident demon, everyone.

“Don’t talk to Shane in the morning”, why he sounds like if he has experience dealing with demon Shane in the mornings, lmao-- Imagine, Ryan seeing Shane coming with his blank expression and walking the other way around, knowing he is all evil that morning.

FHDSJNBJ SHANE WHAT THE FUUUUCK. True Crime, the season when we laugh about people killing other people. OH NO, HE’S EATING IT NOW, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Isn’t this Iceman dude the one Chris Evans made a movie about? Man, Evans isn’t scary enough to be THAT.

Shane genuinely upset you can get killed by the mob, rhbewinefrh honey no. Ryan’s little laugh, fdijkmsj.

“Ugh, you gotta get off those boards” Shane sounds so DONE, I can see Ryan coming in hot with every single weird ass theory about everything, filling Shane’s ears with bullshit all morning and then, “So where did you get this one from?” “This board in--” “OH MY GOD”.

LMAO, character grown! These two, I love them. “Ten years later, two assholes talking about the disappearance of you... Little they know, maybe you were with the Go-go Dancers in South America” awwn, Ryan.

Also, didn’t he and Matt said on a couple of instastories he [Ryan] is a Go-Go boy? hjdsndfjskmnjekfm.

Executive Producer, Ryan Bergara :’)

[theoldgods]

Kingsman 2 spoiler thoughts under the cut! Overall I didn’t hate it as much as I initially feared I might.

For one thing, the requisite objectification of women scene itself, going straight up into Cara’s vag, was shorter than I feared somehow. The women in general were treated pretty abominably, though, with the possible exception of Ginger Ale. I’m especially pissed about Roxy--the candidate who actually won the Kingsman position in the first place--being casually offed 15 minutes in. What was the point of bringing her back, then? (And unlike with, say, Merlin, I think there’s less of a chance of her being magically resurrected, if only because Sophie Cookson does not have the fanbase that Mark Strong does. It definitely chaps my ass that we can get resurrected Harry and Charlie (especially Charlie, wtf, who was rooting for THAT) but probably not resurrected Roxy.)

A lot of character arcs don’t quite make sense--Whiskey being all pro-killing comes out of relatively nowhere, for one thing. I wonder if a lot of it got left on the cutting room floor, where apparently the rumored Ginger Ale/Merlin romance got left. (Mark said they definitely filmed quite a bit of more explicitly flirting/romantic stuff that didn’t make it, and I think I read that the first cut of the film was something like 3 or 4 hours long, so there’s a lot that’s gone.) I did like that stuff from the first film that was initially cut, like the breakfast scene (!), did make it in here.

And SPEAKING OF CUTTING ROOM FLOORS, I’m extremely confused by Merlin in general. Don’t get me wrong, he was beautiful, Mark was great, and his death was stoic and brave and all that, but whyyyyyyyyyyy with those set pics of MERLIN IN A KILT AND GREEN-SCREEN STOCKINGS AT EGGSY’S WEDDING IF HE’S NOT GOING TO BE THERE WHY DO YOU TEASE ME. God. Was MV going to resurrect Merlin and decided not to? Did Mark just want out of the franchise and so they decided at the last moment to write Merlin out? I’m going to just...ignore this tbh, just as we all did with Harry after the first movie, and see if they decide to magically resurrect him too if they make a third.

(Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy can’t both halves of my ship be alive at the same time? FFS.)

Anyway, despite the obligatory het romance aspect, and Tilde having no actual agency of her own really, I actually didn’t mind Eggsy/Tilde too much. And despite Eggsy getting married, there was a ton of ship fodder for him/Merlin and him/Harry (especially the latter), so I’m sure people who really ship those are bittersweetly happy in some way. I certainly really liked Harry in this, especially the flashbacks, and found this softer version of him fun and kind of sweet. (And Colin speaking Italian was of course fun.) I also really liked Elton John, and him getting to take out his own captors while in full Elton John Stage Dress and wearing those pumps and feathers was hilarious. (He was also completely hitting on Harry with the “backstage pass” line, don’t @ me.)

I’d probably give it about 3/5 stars currently, whereas the first was more like 4/5 stars for me. I’m not sure how I’ll feel about it once it’s had time to sit with me--the sloppy plotting will only become more apparent, and it might depend on if we hear word of the possibility of Merlin returning or not, since his death really colors a lot of the film for me right now.