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madame-fear · 2 years ago

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ahhh im sorry i request so much 😭

but just imagine gotham jonathan x reader cuddling up on the sofa watching a film or something i would melt omg! maybe making him watch a chick flick or putting on a horror so he can “protect you” (because he wont say it but we know hed want you to cuddle up to him scared)

your works always make me so happy they’re so good and so cute tysm i love them!!!

(and yes fem!reader is absolutely fine!)

~🦈 anon once again :,)

Hiii dear anon! 💕💕 No need to apologise for requesting! In fact I love receiving your requests so much, keep em coming!! 🥰❤

It would be so adorable to see Jonathan protecting the reader from a horror movie aaaaa😭😭🙏

Here it goes, anon!! Happy reading!💞

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My Protector | Gotham!Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow x Fem!Reader

Plopping down to the couch and covering yourself with a big, warm blanket, you waited for your boyfriend to come back with the snacks you just bought. Your boyfriend suggested that, after you came back from work, you could have a movie night together. Of course, you agreed.

Turning all the lights off, your boyfriend sat next to you, putting the bag full of snacks & candies in front of you as he covered himself with the blankets. "Shall we get this started?" He said looking at you, with a face filled with excitement as you nodded. "We shall! I'm excited to see what movie you chose for tonight." Oh god, you were truly oblivious. Even if you knew him like you knew yourself and it was too obvious, you didn't expect the movie he was going to play.

"Just wait and see." He said as he began playing the movie he chose. It didn't take you long to realise it was a horror movie. You weren't too much of a horror fan, mainly because it scared the hell out of you and always made you have nightmares, but he obviously wasn't aware of that. You tried to keep your cool, and act as if you weren't panicking and constantly expecting jumpscares.

You flinched and slightly jumped at several jumpscares. Noticing this, he turned around to look at you as he placed a hand on your arm, rubbing it. "Are you alright, baby? Do you want me to change it?" You placed your hand on top of his, and shook your head as you tried to cover the fear you felt. "N-No! It's ok, I just kind of didn't expect that." Your voice was shaky, but you hid it by talking fast. He nodded and gave you a small kiss on top of your head. His kiss reassured you, but you were still afraid of what was yet to come.

He was completely thrilled and fascinated by the horrific scenery of people facing their worst fears, the scenery was full of blood and it was too violent. The dreadful screams of horror made you feel even more terrorised than before. Your whole body was shaking, and the only thing you could do was cover yourself even more with the blankets holding a tight grip to them in a protective manner.

You didn't notice, but you instinctively began getting closer to his body, unconsciously wanting him to protect you. You reached a point where you were practically clinging to him, your body still completely shaking in fear, and you were hugging yourself. He couldn't ignore that, you were too precious for him. Fear was something fascinating for him, but it didn't look good on you at all.

Being completely blinded by the fear, you jumped and released a quiet gasp at the sudden feeling of his arm being placed around your shoulder. Noticing how obviously afraid you were, he paused the movie. "I know you're afraid, angel, but it's just a movie, they're all actors and they're fine." He said, as he softly caressed your cheek with his thumb. You looked back at the paused scene for a few seconds, and then turned around to look at him, nodding. "A-Alright. I'm sorry, it's just that the whole plot feels to real, and it made me scared." You shyly admitted to him. "Don't be. Everything in there are just special effects to make it look more realistic, see?" He said, pointing t the blood and at the dead bodies in the scene. You already knew that, but his explanation made you feel reassured, and it became clear to you that everything was fake.

You nodded again to him, a smile was now growing in your face at his complete sweetness. "Fear is something thrilling to look in people's face, but it just doesn't fit you." His comments made you giggle, as he smiled back at you, his heart beating fast at the sight of you looking so cutely giggly. You kissed his soft cheek, and tightly hugged him, feeling the warmth in his body. "Thank you so much, Jon! I feel much better. I love you." He began rubbing your back, and returning the tightness of the hug.

He kissed again your head, making your cheeks get lightly flustered. "I love you too, my angel." He quietly muttered to you, but it was just enough for you to hear. The love he felt for you was just too much for him to handle, you are the light of his life. He wouldn't admit it to you, but he absolutely loves it when you cling to him, wanting him to protect you from fear. He likes the thought of you seeing him as your one and only protector.

"Do you want me to resume the movie, baby? Or do you want to watch something else?" He nearly whispered to you. You shook your head in response. "No, it's all clear now. I want to keep watching this, just resume it." He contained a smile for himself, the comforting effect he had on you was way too visible. "Alright." Giving you one last kiss, he resumed the movie and you two kept watching it. You were still clinging to him, he was way too sothing for you, his presence and warmth was like your own safe space.

Half an hour passed by, and the movie was nearly finishing. He had an arm placed around you, rubbing your back. He gently played with your hair with his other hand as his eyes were still focusing on the movie, and your arms wrapped around his body. Your head on his chest suddenly began feeling slightly heavy, and a faint, quiet snoring could be heard. He looked down at you, only to see you in a peaceful slumber.

He smiled to himself at your angel-like face. As much as he was enjoying the movie, he preferred to enjoy his time with you. He didn't want to wake you up, but he had to, so you two could get comfy in the couch. He carefully shook your arm, making you softly open your still sleepy eyes. "Let's get in a more comfy position, shall we?" He said, knowing you'd be too tired to get up and go to bed. You sleepily nodded in response.

He moved and laid all his body in the couch, just like he would in bed. You lazily crawled, and laid in front of him. He covered your bodies with the blankets, especially yours, covering it up to your neck. As he tightly wrapped his arms around your delicate body, he closed his eyes, and you pressed your head against his chest, being able to listen to his heartbeat.

"It's ironic." You lazily mumbled. He furrowed his eyebrows, and began stroking your hair. "Hm? What's ironic, love?" He could feel a little giggle coming from you. "The fearsome Scarecrow calming a scared person. And is also good at comforting." Your comment made him chuckle, realising the ironic situation, while you now had a broad smile on your face.

"True. But this is different, because you're my one and only love and light of my life. I can't stand seeing you filled with fear." He calmly kept stroking your hair, as you could feel your cheeks getting flustered. "And so are you, my dear." You quietly mumbled. Slowly opening your eyes, you lifted your head and leaned your face close to his. "I love you, and thanks for taking good care of me." Cupping his rosy cheeks, you softly smashed your lips against his, and he immediatly gave in to the feeling of your lips.

"Good night, my fear reaper." You whispered, and went back to pressing your head against his chest, his heart was beating faster than before. "Sleep well, angel. I love you too." He gently kissed the top of your head, and embraced you in a warm and loving cuddle as you two drifted off to sleep. You were extremely proud of your protector, and you couldn't be any more lucky to have him in your life.

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dourpeep · 3 years ago

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IT WAS 2AM WHEN I SENT THAT SO I HELD BACK MY SIMPING FOR COLLEGE ALBEDO A LITTLE. tried not to send all my brainrot so I didn't just send a wall of text into your inbox LOL. Some others I thought of were:

- Mona giving astrology forecasts and compatibility readings in this au and Albedo may have asked her about the two of you

- Going to botanical gardens or museums with Albedo but for some reason it feels like a date even when it didn't intent to be. You tug on his sleeve now and then when you see something he might be interested in or even when it's something that excites you, and Albedo can't help but have a soft look in his eyes that he can share this moment with you! Somehow it results in the two of you holding hands - just so neither of you stray from each other of course - and eventually, intertwined fingers. You hear someone say that the two of you seem like a cute couple and you know Albedo heard it too, but neither of you say anything. You feel his hand squeeze yours a little tighter and respond in kind. The two of you are too embarrassed to look at each other but can't help the smiles on your faces.

- Lending Albedo some of your favourite books for pleasure reading and you've left tiny tabs on lines that you like. Perhaps this is before Albedo realizes his feelings so when he reads particularly romantic lines, he wonders if this is how he feels about you. Or did you mark these pages because you feel this way about someone? His stomach is in knots to the thought that you may be intrested in someone that isn't him and he settles for it just being prose.

WHAT YOU WROTE WAS SO CUTE AAA. THANK YOU FOR SIMPING FOR COLLEGE BEDO WITH ME!!

Tugging his hand and not letting go omg . . . you tend to just intertwine pinkies or play with his fingers absent-mindedly that Albedo becomes so accustomed to it so he starts to offer you his hands without a second thought.

WAIT. I gasped at Albedo being a cuddler. He's a little delirious when he first wakes up but you're so comfy that he hugs you a little tighter, asking if you've slept well. You try to reply while worrying about whether or not he can feel your heart thrumming in your chest.

What if Klee is staying with Albedo one night and the three of you fall asleep cuddled up together. Alice comes back early in the morning before any of you are awake and takes a picture. She sends it to Albedo later and he sets it as his phone's wallpaper.

Albedo staring at your lips winded me, thank you.

YES TO THE SWEATERS. I bet Albedo would have the softest and coziest sweaters too! Imagine it being a little cold out and you see Albedo across campus so you bound over to him and give him a hug. You nuzzle into him and mumble out a little 'hello' and say he's warm. You feel his laugh rumble through his chest while he greets you back, wrapping his arms around you

And I LOVE ALL YOUR HEADCANONS! I believe I found your blog around the time you posted Albedo's snort headcanon and it was too much for my heart!! I held tight to that headcanon and never let go lol. I also thought the science + college headcanons you had of him were really nice despite not being necessarily romantic!

Side note: I looked up that lobster fact and that's so cool!!

The Lobster Fact(tm) is my go-to ice breaker and it always fails. I'd imagine it's normally the same w/ Bedo OTL so sad...not many wish to know about potential lobster immortality.

I'm glad that you love the headcanons though!! I enjoy writing for Albedo so so much as you can tell ehe

That being said--if it makes you more comfy to send stuff in a few bursts of asks, I don't mind :DD I'll answer them as usual nodnod

OKIE DOKIE

"...Mona, yes?"

"Ah, I was expecting you to come around sooner or later, Kreideprinz."

Really, Albedo didn't mean to stumble upon the Astronomy major, but for some reason the thought of you has been on his mind and the campus' observatory just so happened to be on the way. With the meager hope that...maybe he'd find some sort of answer (in what, he wasn't really sure himself), there she was.

Luckily, she knew just what he was there for.

The moment that she twirls her hand with a wave, telling him that there isn't anything to worry about, the apprehension creeping within his chest at the thought of seeing you next-

disappeared.

It's not often that he turns to less orthodox methods, but he wouldn't lie. Knowing that--at least in Mona's opinion (which tended to be correct, anyway)--the two of you were undoubtly compatible? Something about how your constellations were intertwined...

In fact, Albedo turns a little theory around in his mind. Though based in old folktales, the idea that you gravitate towards those who are made of the very same stardust as yourself, suddenly made sense.

Or, perhaps he was just being hopeful.

Little does he know that you most definitely asked Mona about the same thing earlier that day.

AHHHHH BUT OF COURSE-

Any of those kinds of places--Botanical Gardens, Art Museums, Aquariums, Zoos, Museums in general--Any place where you're able to utterly lose yourself in your surroundings and look around in awe, really, are your go-to date outing destination!

Usually, it's just the two of you, maybe with Sucrose or Timaeus if it's for a particular class, as well as the occasional Klee in tow whenever Alice is busy with work.

But in this case, fingers interlocked, it's just the two of you on a impromptu trip to the art museum downtown after seeing a promotional banner about a new exhibit. Once inside, you rush along, Albedo trailing close behind with a light squeeze of your hand. The large area used for temporary exhibits isn't far from the entrance, so it's not long until you skid to a stop.

All along the walls are incredibly detailed oil paintings, the thin layered strokes glistening in the light. Albedo takes a moment to whisper to you about how oil paint works.

Due to the thinness of the paint and it's transparency, light passes through every carefully placed stroke, allowing for a unique sort of depth that isn't achievable with other painting media. You smile, the artificial light of the art exhibit making your features glow and Albedo can't help but wonder if you are like those paintings.

So complex, so carefully created in an image perfected with time. Your eyes search his and you say his name and Albedo clears his throat when he realizes he's been staring.

"Do you like this one?"

Ah, you must've assumed he took a liking to this particular painting.

His eyes shift back to it, taking in the sight of the balance of color, the composition, then back to you. He only stares a second longer before nodding.

Whether or not you realize the view he likes is you is something that he dwells on as you both make your way to the next painting.

If you had a penny for every time that someone comments on the way you compliment each other, you'd probably be able to pay off your tuition for next semester.

Okay, perhaps not, but the idea still stands.

You're only just at the end of the art exhibit when the security guard wishes the two of you a lovely date. Something about how young love is something to be treasured, something about how the two of you already seem so natural and comfortable in each other's presence.

Before you can mumble out an explanation, Albedo just squeezes your hand, gentle as always, and smiles.

It's a compliment, right? For someone to see how close you are, even if you really are just friends, is a good thing.

Ignoring the warmth that spreads over your cheeks, you smile and turn your head away shyly. Squeezing his hand back, the thought of what it'd be like if you were together crosses your mind.

Just as you lend books to him, he lends books to you. Surprisingly, this time it just so happens to be a poetry book--something that you expressed interest in a week ago but ended up not getting.

Within, he's left colorful notes with his neat, slanted writing.

Short discussions (presumably questions to himself) of what the poet must've been thinking, different possible scenarios, are peppered throughout the book. But one just so happens to catch your eye. Rather than a question, it's a statement. Simple, short, and...sweet.

'You carry the aura of the stars.'

The little yellow sticky note pasted beneath a love poem to the night sky stands out. Suppressing a flutter in your chest, you continue reading through the poem book with a few giggles at Albedo's musings until you find a note with most of the words crossed out.

It's entirely unlike him, the way that the dark ink scribbled over the words, making them illegible.

But at the bottom was a continued attempt--one you presume he was satisfied with by the way it lay pristine on the colorful paper.

'You look. I fail to speak.

Your mind, so brilliant as it is I wish to see behind To further appreciate the one I love.

I can only hope one day you shall let me in, So for now I wait patiently by your side.'

Who could he have written this for? You can't help but stare at the poetic attempt, knowing full well that Albedo seldom does something without meaning.

The book closes and you tuck it back on the shelf to ask about later.

AAAAA YESYESYESYES I LOVE THAT CUDDLE PILE W/ ALBEDO AND KLEE

Even though Albedo's a grade A student and certified genius (he's adamant in his denial, shaking his head and mumbling about how he just studies hard), he's not entirely a stickler for rules.

Well, that is, Aunt Alice's suggestion that Klee goes to bed by 9.

Instead, the three of you settle in the common room of Albedo's place in a bundle of pillows and blankets at the demands of a pillow fort.

The tv blinks on accompanied by the near silent click of the remote.

"What should we watch?"

Klee always ends up picking the movie. This time, she wants Alice in Wonderland, commenting on how the bunny is like her best friend Dodoco and the blonde girl on screen is named after mommy. Albedo doesn't bother correcting her, even though he knows quite well that dear, sweet Dodoco is a chinchilla.

Between sips of juice and a few mouthfuls of popcorn, the three of you fall asleep, Klee curled up besides you and Albedo's arm draped over you both.

Even when the sun is up in the sky, you sleep peacefully.

So, naturally, Aunt Alice has a spare key just in case something like this happens.

Immediately she's met with the sweetest view--her two kids (she's practically adopted Albedo as her own at this point) and--

Hiding a cheeky smile behind her hand, Alice can't help but sneak a little closer when she spies the way that you and Albedo somehow gravitated closer, his face buried in your hair and yours resting against his collar. Wedged between you with tousled hair, Klee snoozes peacefully.

She snaps a picture, followed by another, and another, and a fourth for good measures before meandering into the kitchen to prep something for breakfast.

Might as well let her three favorite people enjoy the comfort of sleep for a little longer...

You wake up the moment that Klee wiggles her way out of the blankets, nuzzling against the warmth radiating under your cheek.

Nice and cozy. Smells nice...wait.

Eyes fluttering open, you're met with a familiar birthmark and the nearly gone scent of Albedo's cologne.

You nearly pull away until the arm, now wrapped around your waist, pulls you closer accompanied by a satisfied sigh. Ah. You shut your eyes tight when you realize that Albedo's going to be asleep for at least another thirty minutes, resigning to your fate gladly.

Of course, Alice takes the opportunity to snap a few more pictures when you've finally fallen back asleep.

YES ALSO ALSO

Speaking of Albedo and sweaters and warm and also the just mentioned cologne. A little fun tidbit--not only are you familiar with the scent of his cologne because he wears it often, but it (in this au) is actually one that you picked out some time back. You probably were at the store together smelling some of the perfumes when you came across one that you were pleasantly surprised by.

Specifically, something that's lightly floral, a little warm but sweet with a hint of earthiness.

The pros? It fits Albedo perfectly! It also kinda sticks well and his place faintly smells of it.

The cons?? Well...you're embarrassed to say that hugging Albedo tends to drag on a little longer than anticipated because it's just such a comforting scent-

Not because you associate it with Albedo or anything-

Ehe

Man I really went to town again, didn't I?? Well, I'm glad that you enjoy my headcanons :DDD Albedo just seems like such a sweet person??? Like endearing in a way that just is...him. If that makes sense.

Brain go brrrrrr

I'll admit that my favorite headcanons for Bedo are mundane and domestic ones though! Like these! Just the little moments where there's nothing really going on except for him and you and ahhhh yesyesyes

Okay that's all-

#anon asks #albedo #albedo headcanons #genshin impact albedo #albedo x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact fics #genshin impact drabbles #modern au #college au #modern au albedo

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24hlevi · 4 years ago

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Could I request headcannons of what dating Sang-Wook is like? (They/Them pronouns please!) also we have the same name

omg that’s so cool how we have the same name :0 and i hope you enjoy this !

Modern AU bc i hate canon for what they did to sangwook

Dating Pyeon Sangwook

- ah, sangwook, the bad boy with a heart, how could one not fall in love with him?

- you two first met when you both were at a restaurant at the same time and you had gotten stood up by your date

- sangwook, who was close by, noticed after about 20 minutes that you were still by yourself and that people were giving you odd looks so he walked over to you and asked “is this seat taken?”

- you were caught off guard by the man but when you looked at him you just shook your head, “oh, uh no.”

- then sangwook sat down in the chair and said to you, “i noticed you were here for a while by yourself. i’m assuming it was for a date so, i will be your new date.” he flashed a small smile at you

- you were completely shocked that someone who looked like they could easily take you down in a 1v1 fight would actually be nice and help you out like this

- in the end you were just like “...okay.”

- so you two had your little “fake” date which ended up becoming a real one in the end because you two learnt a lot about the other and wanted to talk more

- he would totally walk you home as well and give his number that he wrote on a napkin

- obviously you texted him and you two talked more before setting up another date

- ok so i think he would totally be the guy to have a motorcycle and show it off to people

- which means he would give you rides all the time and it would be so cool like aaaaa imagine having your arms wrapped around him as he drives during the night and seeing the bright city lights

- he probably struggles with showing his love for you so he often gifts you things or writes notes and put them up anywhere for you to see like “you look amazing today :)” or “i’m getting off work early so we can go out tonight”

- gifts would be small things that he knew you had been wanting like jewelry or clothes

- but for anniversaries/birthdays he would go big because he knew you deserved it for putting up with his bullshit

- he’d usually get some type of expensive gift with his savings and get you something like a brand new outfit that would be from some designer brand or the newest phone you wanted

- he learns to cook for you since one time you were sick and he had to make food and well...it didn’t go so well

- but he gets better at it and soon he’s your own personal 5 star chef

- he loves laying in bed with you and watching movies until one of you falls asleep simply because he likes being around you

- after around half a year into your relationship he asks you if you want to move in with him and you said yes which made him so happy

- he may not be the type to show his feelings very well but he really does love you :(

- he always falls asleep with his arms around you in some sort of way

- he needs a lot of reassurance so please tell him he’s doing a good job and that you love him

- dates are usually very casual or something crazy fun

- on your third date he took you to play paintball and it was pretty eventful with how serious he got with it once you figured out he was competitive

- he would definitely teach you how to defend yourself in case he wasn’t there and something bad happened

- but he would also teach you little things that he knows like how to knock someone out with one hit

- he’s really the sweetest guy once you get past his cold demeanor :(

#sweet home hc #sweet home x reader #sweet home #pyeon sang wook #sweet home imagines #sangwook x reader #answered #request #anon ask

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draftingteacups · 3 years ago

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You know how sometimes two pokemon combine their moves togheter as one big move? (usually it's during Pokémon showcase) what about combining magic with a pokemon move to attack your enemy?

That sounds so cool

That. That would be amazing 👀👀👀

Pokemon Anime levels of explosions and smoke, obscuring everything until it miraculously clears.

Idia, get your IRL anime level combat scenes here like yes-

Vil, we've got the special effects for that movie in this cute lovable shark creature that digs holes in the ground- alskjdklas

Imagine Happiny flinging Deuce towards the enemy as hard as she can and using that momentum, Deuce unleashes Bet the Limit like aaaaa- Idia really called it on Deuce being like a shonen protagonist though alksdfjlka

Many times I'm tempted to draw scenes from my fanfic or the scenes in my brain because it just persists existing in my mind until it's out there.

Anime tournament scene though with Pokemon and Magicians fighting, that just sounds badass.

#ask #twisted wonderland x pokemon #magic #pokemon moves #combining #idia shroud #vil schoenheit #happiny #deuce spade

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vilsoo · 2 years ago

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Please share your plot theories or ideas! I'd love to hear/read them! 🌸

aaaaa thank u cherry for stopping by and hearing me out !! just press read more bc its LONGG (like william’s dick—)

• i rlly would love the movie to be centered around the five victims going after william which leads to him being springlocked in the end. the five children (jeremy, susie, fritz, gabriel, cassidy) and as well as charlie and CC (evan).

• features the bite of 83 and everything that happened after which may not be accurate to the timeline. but then again this is just my own plot i’ve come up with in my head lol

• the movie will have the same cinematic style as how IT and Stranger Things are filmed (with the retro and 80s aesthetic going on). the pizzeria would look attractive and glowy, all the cool kids hang out there, the animatronics have the accurate designs (spring bonnie and fredbear) and yeah.

• i imagine the beginning of the movie to be centered around cassidy and michael as platonic friends who go to high school together hanging out at the pizzeria. this is when the bite of 83 occurs. michael bullies his little brother, blah blah blah, bite of 83 occurs, and everyone’s traumatized. the bite of 83 is also very graphic with evan’s frontal lobe literally fucked up. michael is in deep shit.

• after cassidy witnessed the whole thing, she’s curious about william afton’s design choice for his animatronics. how they look like killer machines to her. even though she’s fond of the afton family, she’s sometimes suspicious of michael’s dad.

• cassidy as a person is very bubbly but very ambitious. she’s got her braces on, wears yellow sometimes with her outfits (colorcoding and foreshadowing her demise as gf) a lot about her character is developed in the beginning of the movie where she becomes likable as one of the lead female characters, has future goals and achievements shes working for after graduating, etc, etc. her quote is literally “the one you shouldn’t have killed” so her motive of going after william with such anger and revenge after being killed by him will make sense.

• cassidy gets murdered around the first 20-28 mins of the movie (i rlly dont know what else to fill with it since i’ve only centered it after cassidy) by sneaking into the pizzeria late at night to investigate william’s creations in the parts and service. she is then taunted by some creepy sfx, like echoes or subtle movement, then a jumpscare by william afton and then a chase scene.

• cassidy tries very hard to fight for her life. she’s a strong girl, but not strong enough to get away from william. she constantly struggles as william stabs her in the arm. it’s a very gruesome fight of cassidy still fighting for her life with her injuries, her pleads, and her fright. just when she thought she got away from him, another loud jumpscare happens where william grabs her from behind and holds her throat.

• cassidy would be tearing up, begging for him to not do this, etc, etc. and even though william coos her for a bit in hopes he’ll spare her life, he slits her throat with the knife by surprise. her bleeding body collapses near some golden freddy prototype and leaves her there to die.

• fast forward, the four other kids were killed including charlie, and william is growing insane. michael loses himself. then years later, after the death of his little brother and his sister (i’m not sure where we’re gonna place elizabeth’s death scene), he’s working at the pizzeria.

• oh yeah, famous fnaf youtuber cameos. (markiplier, mattpatt, possible dawko and cory as background characters or voicing animatronics??)

• evan afton and cassidy find each other in spirit form. she found him wondering around the pizzeria and she tries her best to comfort him. prolly an emotional part of the movie as they harbor inside golden freddy together out of anguish, anger, dismay, etc. they both had their own problems with william.

• as william does whatever he does, cassidy in her spirit form haunts him. she taunts him with sfx, hallucinations, whisperings, etc. like some kind of shadow. there will be flashing images of her dead corpse, bleeding and jumpscaring him in his nightmares. cassidy has been holding in her anger of ruining her life. she’s the most vengeful spirit and only cares about ruining william’s life after what he’s done. is is also hinted about torturing him in some kind of eternal hell.

• charlie is harboring the five kids since their souls are trapped in the animatronics. she takes care of them as if they’re in some kind of therapy circle LMAO

• charlie, the kids, cassidy/cc somehow meet up wondering around the pizzeria and cassidy insists on a plan to kill william. but charlie is not fond of her plan, she just wants to rest peacefully along with the other kids. charlie anc cassidy have a little tension from their disagreement, making cassidy emotionally manipulate her by saying she doesn’t understand *our* anger, sympathizing with a serial killer, etc.

• honestly i just want cassidy as the girl boss female horror movie icon of the movie LMAO

• when a plan is sorted out with all the dead spirits, it’s executed perfectly when william falls for it. after making a quick stop one rainy night to the pizzeria, the spirits become visible on charlie’s lead, terrorizing william and scaring him shitless as he runs through the pizzeria.

• cassidy, out of bitterness and vengeance however, dips the plan and scares william when she comes alive in her dead corpse. surprisingly after all these years her skin is not rotten LFMAOAO but she’s not rlly a zombie, it’s mostly a hallucination of her dead, bleeding body chasing him through the pizzeria (like wanda from the tunnel chase scene in multiverse of madness)

• then, william is lead to a room where the spring bonnie suit is. all souls are surrounding him outside the door as william makes threats, then he notices the spring bonnie suit. when cassidy barges in first, william has the suit on, taunting her until the raindrop from the leaky roof drops on him.

• the kids are speechless, charlie is horrified, and cassidy is utterly shocked after witnessing william getting springlocked right before their eyes. charlie does her best to hide the kids while cassidy stands before them, feeling a bit complacent and silently pleased when he dies before her eyes in the most painful way.

• the souls are freed including evan, who was crying, but cassidy ignores him. since her revenge was fulfilled, charlie and evan are no use to her anymore. they finally leave, while cassidy stays and stares at william’s corpse with a smirk on her face.

• “welcome to hell, william.”

#( 🌸 ) — anon.#fnaf movie #fnaf plot predictions

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planetdream · 3 years ago

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ship your moots with skz members? 👉👈

aaaaa i’ve been wanting to do one of these cause i think they’re so cute <3 was trying to align all my besties w their bias but sometimes fate has a plan....

— @skzkkun with chan <3 | what can i say really? tia and chan would be that couple that's always touching each other in one way or another...not even anything horny, they just can't go more than ten minutes without holding hands. they send each other those silly little heart memes and will start flirting with each other in the middle of the group hangout. and some of the time it doesn't even sound like real words??? just a series of mumbles but they understand each other so well. they're the couple that has something embarrassing happen to them in broad daylight—but they just end up laughing it off and going about their day.

— @ballelino with minho <3 | dee and minho are that couple that leaves the group hangout early (they left after an hour) because they would rather be with themselves, alone. no words, just eye contact between the two before they get up and leave 💀 they both have this (non-sexual) dominant aura that could come off a bit intimidating but they're so silly when you really notice them. i think you two would have dates regularly: food dates, phones dates, visiting you mid-shift dates, etc etc. they're the couple that older people see on the street and compliment bc of how cute they are.

— @youn9racha with changbin <3 | ella and changbin both have this cool, sleek aura that surrounds them. where they kinda seem a bit intimidating but they’re actually the opposite: silly and filled with so much wonder for how the world works. not only that but they're filled with sooo much love. i feel like they’d see each other eye to eye and understand things for what they are rather than what they seem to be. they're the couple that you meet at the movie theater and complain with because the movie sucked—only to realize you have mutual friends.

— @hynjnhwng with hyunjin <3 | obviously i can’t ship myself w hyune but mint and him would be such a perfect match! they’re both super artsy and i think they would learn from and teach each other so many things. they’re that couple that you see at the coffee shop or at the grocery store just fucking around and doing cute little things. literally, the couple that little kids walk up to and give little rocks or flowers (and in some cases lint) as gifts bc they think the two of them are cute :(

— @eroskz with jisung <3 | both val and jisung have a similar energy—they’re both so sweet and kind, and kinda dorky. i just feel like they’d get along well with each other. when one of you is excited about something, BOTH of you are excited about something. they would be that couple you see at the park on the swing set that's obviously built for kids, but it won't stop them from having the time of their lives until one of them falls flat on their face trying to outdo the other...

— @moonhoures with felix <3 | i don't think i've ever heard moon talk about stray kids (but i know you like them right?) but let me tell you why she and felix would be the cutest: they're both super soft. the couple that tries so hard to finish each others sentences but fails and when they finally do it, no one notices 😭moon and lix would be the couple that people go to for advice, they always lend themselves to others, and it's really admirable. they're the couple that you see in a restaurant feeding each other—and one of them is making airplane noises.

— @jptrskz with seungmin <3 | both alice and seungmin give off similar energy to me and i think they’d compliment each other really well. they’re both so caring and i could only imagine them bickering a bit about who is gonna take care of who 🙄 just a never-ending cycle bc they love so deeply. the couple that keeps to themselves but they're really nice and after you speak to them you notice that you see them EVERYWHERE. they have so many hobbies and so many things that they like to try and it's sooo cute :((

— @gyuphorias with jeongin <3 | i know lix is your bias but hear me out, you and jeongin would have such great chemistry together. just...college boyfie jeongin and moon??? he's visiting you during your shifts at the library...bringing you snacks and stuff. is always hanging around your place, just because he wants to be in your area. they're the couple you see in the cafe with one of them cramming for finals and the other just looking all lovingly at them :(

#💌 — mail time #🫂 — moots <3 #now i gotta know who my moots ship me w 👀#sdjhakjhsdask this was rlly fun

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toorumochi · 4 years ago

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Hello~ I created some KaruShuu Headcanons for you guys~ hope you enjoy ❤️🧡 (Questions ain’t mine, I just answered them) Also some of them are based off fanfics I have written/read.

Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

KARMA IS A BITCH AND IS ROCKING THE FERRIS WHEEL SEAT WHILE SHUU IS HOLDING ONTO THE POLE FOR DEAR LIFE

Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Hm. Both. Lmao

Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Karma is the sexy time, always time and Shuu is the relaxing time one BUT. That doesn’t mean he isn’t playing along with Karma

Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Karma. Karma walks around at least half naked maybe some boxers - and it’s not like shuu doesn’t enjoy watching his manly man walking around the house beefy af and flexing his muscles without even trying but he still tells karma to put some clothes on

Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

I DONT CAREEE HOW SOFT THE ARGUMENT WAS. KARMA SLEEPS ON THE COUCH.

Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

BOTH DO. BOTH DO TAKE PICS OF THE OTHER ONE AND THEY TEASE THEM WITH THE PICS LATER ON

Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

I would say that Karma was the first one who said ‘I love you’ and the ‘bc I love you’ feels like smth Shuu would say

Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Shuu likes to wear Karmas, and then:

“...shuu pls give me my clothes back I swear I have nothing to wear-“

Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Karma would be the one with cool dreams and wake Shuu up but since Shuu is a supporting bf/husband he will listen to him ❤️ and when it comes to nightmares, I would say that Shuu gets them but Karma is always there to comfort him ❤️❤️

Who is more likely to cheat?

No❤️ but if it’s in a video game- karma. He is a little bitc-

Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

NDNSNSNSBD KARMA WOULD MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT LIKE

“Wait whattt??? You have a crush on me? Omggg stahp I’m blushing now”

“......Karma we are dating-“

Or better!

“What? Omg- really? You actually have a crush on me? Damn Shuu why didn’t you tell me”

“...Karma we are marrIED-“

Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Karma is a little bitch and he would start with maybe splashing some water onto Shuu and then Shuu turns to face him with a straight face “oh it’s on”

Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Both initiate duets; anywhere and everywhere - and Shuu is the better singer. Karma sounds like a bitch

Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Hmmm maybe Karma would take it easy with the hand holding; like he would start taking Shuus hand when they are at home and when it comes to public he lets it be and waits for Shuu; cause if he is ready to hold hands, Karma is ready too.

GRABBING BUTTS- OMG PLS. KARMA. KARMA WOULD. AND AND HE WOULD TEASE SHUU ABOUT BEING HEAVIER THAT HE IS AND SAY THAT HIS ASS IS 4KG HEAVIER.

AND THE ARM SLIDING AROUND THE WAIST- *slams fist on the table* KARMA WOULD DO THIS ANYWHERE LITERALLY ANYWHERE.

AND THE BELT LOOPS- SHUU. SHUU WOULD THIS BUT LIKE HE WOULD DO IT AS A SIGN THAT HE IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND WANTS TO LEAVE SO HE SHOWS IT TO KARMA THAT WAY AND I THINK ITS ADORABLE.

Who likes to write the others name on their wrist?

Karma would doodle his own name on Shuus arm during study sessions or so ksksksks bonus: Shuu does NOT wash it off, when in the shower, he has this one hand stretched out so the water won’t touch the doodle.

Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Shuu. Both is Shuu. Pls.

Who is more protective?

Karma is pretty protective- but not in an obsessive way, more like taking care of Shuu and his health as well as his eating habits and sleep

Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

Karma would just talk and talk till Shuu falls asleep but karma KEEPS ON TALKI-

Who drives and who has the window seat?

Karma drives bc he is the most terrain oriented and besides, Shuu likes to drink from time to time (like coming back from parties or so) so there is no way that a drunk Shuu at the steering wheel would survive.

Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Shuu would fall asleep in Karmas lap (DURING SHREK MARATHONSSS 🥴 Idk if anyone gets that but in my fanfics on Wattpad Karma is OBSESSED with Shrek lmao so Shrek marathons >>>) and Karma would carry him to bed.

Who cuts the others hair?

I would say Shuu would cut Karmas hair, pls he is perfect at everything. (.......except cooking and baking *clears throat*)

Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Shuu is hella bad at sexting, but when he is drunk he is the god of flirting lmao

And the encouraging ones- hm... both djdjdjd

Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

AAAAAA NOOOO *war flashbacks: “You’re my Moron” fanfic ending II”*

Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

KARMA KARMA KARMA WOULD. KARMA WOULD START TO RANDOMLY SLOW DANCE WITH SHUU IN THE KITCHEN AND THEN KISS HIM AAAAA

Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

KARMA DOES THIS IN THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE TIMES PLS

Who kissed first?

OH OH!!!

I think!!! That if maybe Karma was the first one to confess bc come on, Shuu has a reputation so yea, but when it comes to first kiss- Shuu would. Shuu would be the one who kisses Karma like totally randomly, maybe hanging out at each other houses and watching a movie and then Shuu leaNS IN AND KISSES HIM AAAAA-

Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

JDJSJSHS KARMA WOULD ORDER TAKE OUT BUT ONLY WHEN THEY ARE MAKING MOVIE MARATHONS AND THE FOOD RUNS OUT- AND THE THREE AM WATER GETTING IS SHUU BC HE IS JUST SCARED OF THE DARK YES.

Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

YES. THIS. SHUU WOULD. Since he plays many instruments, he finds himself creating love songs for Karma butttt he wouldn’t give them to him bc he would be too embarrassed ndndndnd on the other hand, Karma would write poetry and stories for Shuu like very dorky ones and cute and Shuu finds it adorable on the inside but he has to keep his reputation and standards and stuff like that up so he just says it’s stupid but let me tell you, that boy loves Karmas poetry and stories

Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

KARMA WOULD TRY TO IMPRESS AND THEN BAM. HOSPITAL.

BUT. JUST BC KARMA IS A DORK, IT DOESNT MEAN THAT SHUU ISN’T. IMAGINE SHUU TRYING TO BAKE SMTH FOR KARMA FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE FUCKS UP SO BADLY THEY HAD TO CALL A FIRE DEPARTMENT-

Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

KARMA WOULD WEAR GLASSES BUT HE WOULDN’T BE EMBARRASSED BUTTT SHUU WOULD FIND HIM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE

who worries about what they will look like when they are older?

BOTH, they worry that they won’t be good looking enough for the other one

who hogs the blanket?

Karma is a hoe.

who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts?

Pls, Shuu would rather die than not eat his own pizza left overs butttt Karma sometimes wont finish them and Shuu gladly accepts 😩❤️ (also a fanfic reference, bc Shuu loves pizza in that one fanfic so yea-)

who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie?

BOTH BUT WHEN THEY ARE WATCHING A MOVIE TOGETHER AND ITS SAD THEY WONT ADMIT NOR SHOW IT

who talks while playing video games?

KARMA WOULD CONSTANTLY TALK AND THAT WAY HE CAN BEAT SHUU BC HE DISTRACTS HIM BUT SHUU ALSO TALKS BC HE HAS QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GAME

who sings along with the radio?

KARMA SINGS BUT HORRIBLY AND SHUU IS THE TYPE TO HUM TO THE SONGS

who would enter them both into a talent show?

KARMA BUT NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, RIO WOULD FORCE THEM TO DO THAT BEFORE KARMA CAN EVEN THINK OF IT

who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking?

DO I NEED TO ANSWER THIS? 💀 (Shuu.)

who would throw the other into a pool?

KARMA WOULD THROW SHUU INTO A POOL. IDC. HE WOULD. B U T SHUU WOULD QUICKLY GRAB ONTO KARMA AND THEY BOTH LAND IN THE POOL. I DON’T MAKE THE RULES.

who shops for groceries?

THEY BOTH DO BUT KARMA IS MORE ORIENTED DJDJDJ

who kills the spiders?

PLSSSS SHUU IS S C R E E T C H I N G AT THE SIGHT OF A SPIDER. KARMA IS THERE TO KILL/GET IT OUT TO SAFETY BUT BEFORE THAT, HE CHASES SHUU AROUND THE HOUSE WITH IT

who is the morning/night person?

SHUU IS A MORNING PERSON AND KARMA A NIGHT PERSON. BUTTTT ON SOME DAYS- *EHEM* SHUU ISNT A MORNING PERSON BC THEY HAD S-

whO PROPOSES?

KARMAAAAAAAA

I thinkkk that I have more of those- as soon as I find them, I’ll post them here 😩��

#KaruShuu #assassination classroom #assclass #akabane #karma #karma akabane #gakushuu #Gakushuu Asano #gakushuu assassination classroom #karma assassination classroom #Karma x Gakushuu #Karma x Asano #headcanons

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doodleybugg · 3 years ago

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✨ Wolfstar Ask Game!✨

When did you get into wolfstar and why?: i read the books and just immediately got hooked, and when the movies came out AAAAA

Which wolfstar fic hooked you?: atyd (i’m boring)

Top three favorite wolfstar fics: atyd, utb, and hmmmm maybe mdmn

Why can’t you quit them?: ughh they’re too cute :(((

Would you rather be friends with Sirius or Remus?: i caN’T PICK!!!! ughghg both? is both an option??

Who breaks your heart more often?: oh this is harder than i thought it’d be omg

Ideal career for Remus? For Sirius?: for Remus i always loved him as a teacher, it’s just something he really excelled at. hmm Sirius would definitley do something risky, something Remus would hate so maybe an auror??

Sirius and Remus are being sent to a desert island for a week with plenty of food and water. Each are allowed to bring three additional items (no wands). What do they bring?: hmmmm

Sirius: pack of cards, maybe a lighter, and ofc ofc a huGE blanket for some remus snugglesssss

Remus: a book (duh), a knife or something, and hmmmm a pack of cigs and he’d borrow sirius’ lighter

Favorite non-wolfstar HP character?: jamesie ughghg

If you had to pick one, enemies to lovers or friends to lovers?: friends to lovers would be more of a better pick for me, i HATE having enemies, but i see the appeal to both

Would you rather read a fic that made you laugh or one that made you cry?: cry, all the way

Five songs that scream wolfstar to you (feel free to include the wolfstar-est lyrics!):

1. i think you’re really cool by guardin (come home, let’s synchronize // my soft lips caress your thighs // you get me so fucking high // the voices in my head collide) okay but imagine this but it’s remus pining over sirius while he’s in azkaban even though he knows he shouldn’t cuz all that he’s aware is that sirius killed all his friends, but some part deep down knows sirius is incapable of that and keeps their love burning

2. mostly dead by joseph dubay (i hate the way he talks to you // so overconfident, going bald by thirty two // oh, what a ‘manly man’ // he’s so above the law // well, i’ll paint my nails // and i’ll break his jaw) sirius when remus was with grant = these lyrics

3. pinkish by gerard way (now i could’ve been // washed away // rescue me, mother // fragile and holding my hand // accidents grades // marks that we left on each other // pinkish in color again) idk how to explain but YES

4. astonomy by conan gray (we've traveled the seas // we've ridden the stars // we've seen everything // from Saturn to Mars // ss much as it seems // like you own my heart // it's astronomy // we're two worlds apart) sirius’ pov from in azkaban :ccc also he’s named after a constellation ofc

5. daddy issues (remix) by the neighborhood and syd (but when you told me the whole story, i felt like throwing up // i could see it on your face, it was rough // left a bad taste on your tongue // and she didn't even take any drugs // she would rain all day, couldn't wait for her sun to shine // and you made it shine // there when she cried, you saved her life) sirius = daddy issues, remus = daddy solution

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carapeace · 5 years ago

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(ok so the keep reading thing is being Weird And Mean so i had to repost the whole thing)

(i’m sorry @involuntarydiaphragmspasm if you got multiple notifs for this i was tryna figure out how to make it work aaaaa)

but here it is if you want to read!! sorry i just saw the shark and kinda ran with the first idea that popped into my head and thus may have not captured all the other emojis well enough oops

Thanks so much for the ask!! 💞

There were few things in this world that Nino Lahiffe was afraid of.

And when he says few, he means very few. Heights? No problem. Snakes? They were cool. Spiders? Irritating, but not scary. (Unless you happened to be Anansi.)

But sharks?

That was at the top of his fears list. Public enemy number one. Maybe it was seeing Jaws when he was five years old or maybe it was the turtle in him, but he hated sharks.

The rest of his fears list was remarkably small. The dark (since he was a kid), blood, public speaking, and Kagami Tsurugi.

(He couldn’t help it. She terrified him.)

So he was not thrilled, to say the least, to be trapped in an aquarium with nobody but Kagami to keep him company.

This was gonna be a long akuma fight.

They were all there in the first place because Marinette was paired up with Adrien on a marine biology project, and the two of them had to go to the aquarium to research, and of course Marinette couldn’t spend more than five minutes alone with Adrien without spontaneously combusting so she had to invite Alya as backup and then Alya invited Nino so she wouldn’t be third-wheeling and then Adrien asked Kagami and by some miracle she could come.

So the five of them went to the aquarium that day, Marinette and Adrien taking notes on the animals and Alya marveling at how cute the two of them were and Nino trying not to show how scared he was. He had no idea what Kagami was doing--he refused to look at her, because you never look your fears right in the eye.

Alya noticed he was acting apprehensive about halfway through, and she nudged him. “Everything all right, babe? You’re looking kind of pale.”

He nodded, managed a smile. Not even Alya knew how scared he was of sharks. And he couldn’t explain it to her now--she’d probably laugh. (Not in a mean way, in a boy-isn’t-it-ironic-that-I-made-you-face-your-worst-fear-by-accident way. He loved his girlfriend more than life, but sometimes she could be kind of tactless, and he didn’t really feel like having this conversation.) So he waved his hand. “Yeah. Everything’s fine.”

She clutched his arm and pointed straight ahead. “Look! A tunnel!”

He looked. It was indeed a tunnel.

She started pulling him by the elbow, holding up her phone. “We can watch all the fish swim around us! I’ve only seen this kind of thing in movies--c’mon!”

Marinette and Adrien were already inside, taking notes on the animals that they saw and reading the signs. Kagami was following them. She stepped into the tunnel and the blue light washed over her--she looked like a kid stepping into a candy store, her eyes lighting up, her mouth dropping open at the sharks swimming overhead and all around.

That was one long tunnel... Nino couldn’t even see the exit.

He gulped.

“All right.”

He took a tentative step inside the tunnel, trying not to cringe as a shark passed by overhead. Alya was all over everything, reading signs about the water pressure, about all the different animals. She always looked ethereal when she was passionate about something.

Nino tried not to imagine a shark swooping down and biting her head off.

Don’t think about that, don’t think about that...

Quite suddenly, there was a loud siren that made them all jump. Akuma alert, the loudspeaker blared. Akuma in the jellyfish hall. Please shelter in place immediately.

Oh, shit, Nino thought.

Marinette went pale and dropped her notebook, Adrien lunging and catching it just in time. He handed it to her. “I think... I think I have to go to the bathroom.”

“Uh, yeah... I think I left my purse in the touch pool room,” Marinette stammered. “I don’t want to lose it during the attack.”

They shared a glance, then sprinted toward the tunnel exit and out of sight.

Alya had to call Nino’s name several times before he heard it, and when he turned to her, she grinned and held her phone up. “I’ve got to film this. Ladybug and Chat Noir will be here any minute!”

And she ran off, too.

Not a minute too early, because the loudspeaker kept saying please shelter in place and then suddenly the ends of the tunnel were starting to close and the siren was going off and everything was too loud and he was trapped.

Nino Lahiffe was trapped in an enclosed tunnel, facing two of his five greatest fears in the face.

Shit shit shit.

Fear number five still hadn’t moved. She was staring at the sharks, eyes wide, washed in the blue light from the water. She followed a shark with her eyes.

Nino sat down and tried not to tremble.

Shiiiiiiit.

Then, so suddenly it made him jump, she snapped her head toward him, eyes locking onto his. Like an owl. Or a shark. “Nino, is it?”

He cleared his throat. “Yes.”

“I don’t think we’ve met.”

“Yeah.”

Silence. Nino tried not to watch the sharks. He pigeon-toed his feet inwards. This nightmare couldn’t be over fast enough.

The silence was actually kind of peaceful, he thought. If he didn’t think about the sharks. Or Kagami. If he just thought about the water, the coral, the calmness of it all--

“Is Nino a full name or a nickname?”

He jumped again. “Jeez, dude, don’t do that, you scared me--”

“Oh,” said Kagami. She looked down at her feet, and he swore she looked--sad? No. Trick of the light.

“Nino’s my full name,” he said quietly. “I don’t have any nicknames.”

He made the mistake of looking to the left then, and a giant shark passed by, so big his whole body could fit in its mouth. It took him a minute to realize his arm was trembling and another minute to steady himself.

He leaned against the wall that had trapped him in the tunnel, hoping it would open, wondering if it would make him feel better or worse to play some music right about now. On the one hand, no more awkward conversations with Kagami. On the other hand, a shark could easily attack him and he wouldn’t hear anything.

He decided the safest bet was to leave the headphones off.

“What’s your blood type?”

“What?”

Kagami turned towards him. She looked so much like a shark in this light that it gave him the shivers. “Your blood type.”

“I don’t know.” And he didn’t really want to talk about it. Blood was fear number three. He didn’t much feel like adding another fear to the pile right about now.

“That’s very interesting. Marinette didn’t know hers, either. I suppose it’s a French thing, to not know your blood type. I am O.”

“Huh.”

She resumed her post, watching the animals. He’d have thought she was a statue, how still she was. “Do you like sitting there?”

“What?”

“Sitting where you are. Do you like it?”

Nino shrugged, and then the impossible happened--she walked over next to him and sat down.

This day could not get any worse.

She looked at him, and somehow he found himself looking back, even though you never look your fears in the eye, Lahiffe, what are you DOING?

“Do you drink orange juice?”

He shook his head to clear it and looked at the ceiling--no, don’t look there, there are sharks. There was a fear everywhere he turned. The safest bet was just to look at the floor.

“Yeah, sometimes,” he said to his sneakers.

“Me, too,” she said.

And then something weird took hold of his words and suddenly he choked out “do you like soda?”

She shrugged, looked up at the sharks above. “My mother says that soda has too much sugar. But she allowed orange juice. It was the sweetest drink I had as a kid. I always loved it. Sometimes I had it for dessert.”

“Orange juice for dessert?” he cried.

Kagami looked at him with a weird expression on her face. “Yes. What?”

“Nothing,” he mumbled. “It’s just--you should try soda. When you get the chance.”

“Okay,” she replied, and they lapsed into silence.

Nino thought of Alya, whether she was getting herself into trouble or whether she was staying safe. He really hoped she was okay, that she wasn’t in too much danger.

“What’s your favorite animal?” said Kagami.

“Turtle,” replied Nino without thinking.

Kagami cocked her head. “Why?”

“They’re--” he thought. “They’re survivors.”

Kagami nodded sagely, like he’d just said something very wise.

“What about you?”

“Dragon,” said Kagami. “Even though they’re not real in the technical sense. They’re powerful, in a special kind of way. But if I had to pick a real animal... sharks. I’ve never seen one in person before.”

Sharks.

Of course this girl’s favorite animal would be sharks.

Kagami frowned. “Is everything all right, Nino?”

Nino filled up his lungs, emptied them. He stuck his head between his knees.

“I’m scared of sharks.”

It was very strange saying the words out loud. He’d never told anybody that, not even Alya. Not even Chris. And now here he was, telling his fifth fear about his first fear for no particular reason--what was going on with him today?

There was a few seconds of silence, and then Kagami said, “Oh. Was that why you looked so uncomfortable?”

Nino nodded.

“I’m sorry, Nino.”

Nino blinked. “It’s all right. I’m sorry--I shouldn’t have even--forget it.”

Silence for one two three four five six seven heart-stopping seconds--

Then Kagami reached out a tentative hand and placed it on his shoulder. She left it there for a few seconds and made something that resembled a smile, and it dawned on Nino in that moment that maybe she was a little bit afraid of him, too.

She retracted her hand and wrapped her arms around her legs, curled up in a ball. Both of them watched the water overhead.

He turned to her. “What kind of music do you listen to?”

“I don’t.”

He laughed. When she didn’t join in, he stopped. “You’re serious.”

She nodded. “My mother says it’s a distraction.”

“You don’t listen to music?”

She shook her head, looking politely bewildered. “Is that bad?”

Nino, in a split-second decision, pulled his headphones off his neck and placed them on her ears, sweeping her hair out of the way. She sat up straight, surprised. “What--”

“Trust me.”

He picked up his phone and scrolled through the library--a song that Kagami would like. What song would Kagami like? He barely knew the girl. Ten minutes ago she was his fifth greatest fear, and now...

Now he didn’t know.

He picked out a lofi song, slow and calm, with a low beat that always reminded him of the color blue. He pressed play, and at first Kagami looked surprised, but after a couple of seconds she relaxed and started to close her eyes.

That day was the first time Nino had ever seen Kagami Tsurugi smile, eyes closed, head leaned back on the floor of the aquarium during an akuma attack while Ladybug and Chat Noir were off doing who knew what and there was water on all sides of them and the sharks swam and danced overhead.

It was gorgeous.

By the time Nino left the aquarium that day, one of his fears was gone.

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #nino #kagami #involuntarydiaphragmspasm #thanks for the ask ily #this was super fun #i totally got carried away it's way longer than i thought it was gonna be #but anyway here you go!!!

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fox-meat · 4 years ago

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1,4,9,10,17,20,21,22, 24,26,38,42,49,51,53,55 (a nice one),58,60,63,65,66,67,73,74,75,76

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Hmm I'm not shallow, but sort of? Like I definitely have a type, and it's mostly just like, if you don't look like a cismale Chad I'm probably into it

4. Are you in a relationship? SEVERAL....... Okay I'm currently dating two like, systems? One with one other member, and one with a lot (some I don't know) and dating people within that system! Along with also dating people in my own system haha

9. Describe your perfect mate OKAY SO my biggest like quality I need is someone who makes me laugh. I never wanted to be in a relationship where humor wasn't a thing, and luckily I've never had that problem!!

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I do!!! T///T I'm a big, soft romantic eheheh

17. Do you like kissing in public? SOMEWHAT I don't like, like, full on making out, but little pecks are great!!

20. Do you shower every day? God no, I'm depressed, bitch. Probably 3-4 times a week if that.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Hhnnnggg no. Honestly I'm like, always in the state of, I can't imagine anyone having feelings for me tbh xD

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? My Pred, probably lmao, he's always thinking of me cause he's a soft little cow

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? OH I HOPE SOOOOOOO /)////////(\

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? YES!!!! Right now, like four people have and !!!!!!!! That's incredible especially considering the shit I've been through!!

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? YEEESSS,,,, some people who like, it happens a lot when I first make a friend, if they're NICE I get like "Oh no is this a crush???" vibes, but I let it die down before I act on it. There's a lot of people who I get bad vibes from at first then we CLICK.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Oh god forever. My hands don't really wander much, I like holding faces or shoulders haha I only really "wander" if it's like, planned to go further

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? I have a LOT OF PARTNERS I'll just write about the boyfriend who SENT ME THESE Okay my favorite thing??? That he's mentally ill as well, has his own issues, and still knows that mental health isn't something that gets better in a day. That there's gonna be ups and downs and he's always here for me!! He's very supportive and loyal I love him so much

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Hhnnn there's a lot of them actually, I care about my friends a lot!!! I try to help people a lot ;;w;;

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? LMAAOOOOOOOOO yeah, my bf's ex, who's a toxic little shit that blocked us and tried to say we hurt them. Then their friend who THEY kept telling us was toxic came to us, showed us everything the ex said, and we had the SAME EXACT screenshots about the FRIEND that the ex sent!!! Ridiculous.

55. Share a relationship story. Aaa a good one!!!! Okay um, I choose my first visit to see my BF in person!!! I got to borrow a car and come visit for like, almost a full week! I came during Thanksgiving, got to meet him and his family, we went out shopping and out to eat like every day, I was crying so fucking hard when I had to leave AND NOW I LIVE WITH HIM!!! After just over a year from that first visit!! We've been living together since late January of this year <3

58. What are five ways to win your heart? OH MAN okay uh -Call me by nicknames!!!! -GIVE ME GIFTS listen... I'm materialistic, but not for expensive things. Give me a cool rock. Send me a cute pet on CS. I'm a happy fox. -Tell me how much I mean to you!!! God I love the reassurance, ESPECIALLY when I'm like doubting my place in people's lives I get so self conscious aaaaa tell me I mean a lot to you and i'll MELT -Hmm I guess this is more flirty/sexual but, I love being lowkey threatened o////o like, tell me how you wanna hurt me, control me, that sort of thing -BE POSSESSIVE/CLAIM ME like,,,, holy fuck my heart's beating just THINKING OF IT. Like okay, to be clear, I'm poly, I'm gonna date other people so if you're ACTUALLY not good sharing do not do this xD But like, my partner will jokingly do this and I love it aaaa I also have friends who do it and i love iiittt~ Like just "my Lyric" AAAAAAAAAAA

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Three years! That's counting body age, not like system member ages. (They're all adults though, if anything they're older than me xD)

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? H... having sex? I mean I guess it's like, anything past kissing? Like, touching and stuff I would consider "sexual activities" I guess?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? OOOHHHH /)///////(\ eeeheheheh, I like being kissed, kissing on my neck, nipping/biting, teasing my nipples, th-those sort of things, and like GRINDING AGAINST ME aaaaaa //////

66. What is your favourite roleplay? OOOHHHHHH I love getting my ass kicked, like beat me up, cut me up, mark me, HURT ME Also, I'm usually a bottom, but I like to fight back >:3c

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? I've said it once I'll say it again: The movies. I love going to the movies SO MUCH I love being in a dark room, seeing something cool, honestly??? If I could like go to the movies and see like 3-4 movies in a row, I'd do it. I WANT POPCORN AND A DRINK THO, candy we can sneak in LOL

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Ooooohhhh I don't actually,,,, know! Like I just like people being nice to me!! Calling me cute nicknames, petting my head, all of that hehe

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I don't have one, I don't think?? I'd like to have like SOME fandoms/interests the same but like???? other than that, I'm not huge like into "THEY MUST BE ATTRACTIVE" but I also might hit like the rose-colored-glasses stage cause there aren't many people in the world that aren't attractive to me?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OKAY SO okay oh my god so when my bf and I started dating we would call EVERY TIME I was driving and talk, and I loved it SO MUCH aaaa but like So every morning we would call and we had this little "heeeyyyy~" we would do every morning and like Okay so, at one point some shit was going down (with his asshole ex ruining our lives) and we broke up And after we got back together, he was like "One thing I really missed was your little heeyyyy~s every morning" AND THAT WAS SO SWEET AND SAD AND CUTE I LOVE YOU BABY

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I.................. y'know. I'm not a sweet person I don't think asldfkjsdf I mean I gush and talk up my loved ones all the time so like !!!! I don't think I do anything amazing?? Uuuhhh best I can come up with is like, teasing my bf with feeder stuff when we're out, and he gets so EMBARRASSED it's so cute though hehe

THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTIONS BABY I LOVE YOU!!!!!

#anon #fox answers #aaaaaa thank you baby!!!!#pred #Anonymous

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lemonsandstrawberries · 5 years ago

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The Pitted Olive, part 9

fandom: Stony (Steve x Tony)

universe: Drag Queen!AU (Tony Stark as a drag queen)

summary: Steve and Tony make another big step in their relationship and Steve starts to understand that Tony is the only one for him and plans the biggest step of all.

length: 6 596 words

disclaimer: this fic is written strictly for entertainment. I am not a specialist on drag and my whole knowledge comes from mainstream media. if there is something you will find incorrect or offensive in any way, there is always an option to contact me and politely voice your thoughts instead of flaming. thanks!

a/n: alright, so we are moving forward! promise next chapter will be sooner. hope you will like this chapter, if you do, remember to leave feedback, reblog and like!

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The Pitted Olive, part 9

(part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8)

Steve bit his lip, legs bouncing impatiently on the bed. He tried to keep his mind occupied, but the twisting feeling in his lower stomach didn't allow him to.

Dating Tony was great. Each day, Steve felt more and more in love with the quirky brunet, enjoying both the female and male sides of his boyfriend. It was exciting and refreshing and so different from the previous relationship Steve's had. Of course, it wasn't all sweet, and sometimes they had some disagreements, but always found a way back to each other, and it just made the bond between them stronger. Their dating time wasn't that long, but Steve already felt that Tony was the one for him and by the way Tony smiled at him, touched him, slept curled into him, he could feel that Tony thought the same about him. It was a good, mature and honest relationship. There wasn't a thing he would be afraid to tell Tony. He was an open book.

Maybe except one thing.

He really, really, really needed to pee. And Tony locked himself in the bathroom because apparently, that was what drag queens did in their free time, which was spending the said time on grooming themselves. Okay, maybe not all, as Steve couldn't imagine Bucky with a facial mask on and cucumber slices on his eyelids, but it was definitely a thing that Tony did. Somehow Steve couldn't imagine himself banging on the door and demanding Tony to leave his home spa, just because he had a need. There should be some intimacy in their relationship.

It was either ruining the fragile veil of intimacy or he would wet his pants.

"Babe!" Steve called, knocking on the bathroom door with his knuckles. "How much longer will you take in there?"

"A while!"

Nothing like a precise answer. Steve leaned his forehead against the cool, painted wood. Just man up and ask. "I need to use the bathroom, can I come in?"

"Uh. Yeah, sure!" Tony called back, his voice sounding a bit amused that Steve even had to ask about that. Well, maybe using the bathroom in front of your partner was just another step in becoming a couple. They bathed together, slept together, Steve even sometimes partook in Tony's home spa rituals, it wasn't like either of them would see something new.

Oh, how very wrong Steve was.

"AAAAA!"

A blood-curdling scream ripped out from Steve's throat when he saw one of the most terrifying sights in his life. Before entering the bathroom, he tried to imagine what he might see - he pictured Tony, in a bubble bath, some grey goop smeared over his face, just the usual set while Steve would say something charming and witty, like that Tony was already pretty and didn't need all this stuff and Tony would smile at him, the drying mask cracking a little with the movement. Then Steve would do his business, wash hands and go, like if he never was there. Instead, he ended screaming his lungs out in sheer terror.

When Steve forced himself to end the screaming, he pressed a hand to his rapidly beating heart, chest having with every breath, eyes wide and darting from the contents of the bathtub to Tony, sitting calmly on the edge of the bathtub. Opposite to Steve, he was opened and relaxed and kept looking at his boyfriend with his head tilted to the side gently, both interested and amused at the way Steve flattened himself against the door in panic.

"What the hell is that?!" Steve shrilled, pointing a shaking finger at the bathtub. In the water, in soap suds, was floating an ominous mass of black hair, tangling and curling around each other, the bottom of the bathtub almost entirely covered.

"It is my wig," Tony laughed, reaching his hand into the bathtub, taking out the long, wet hair. It was the knee-length wig, the one with perfectly straight, silky smooth hair, Steve found incredibly sexy on Red Velvet, but he might reconsider that statement after today. The black strands were hanging down miserably, dripping with water and it was like something pulled out of a horror movie. The view sent a shiver down Steve's spine, and Tony didn't seem bothered, used to it. "I am washing them," Tony explained simply, pointing Steve's attention to more plastic containers stacked on the washing machine, full of black hair of different texture.

Steve shivered again, half expecting a severed head to roll out from a corner any second.

"Give me a heads up next time you do this, okay?" Steve seethed, making his way to the toilet and keeping away from the bathtub the best he could, as if afraid that a hand would pop out from the mass of hair and reach for him. It was a miracle he didn't wet himself, considering how full his bladder was.

"I didn't think it was necessary," Tony said calmly, gently lowering the wig back into the soapy water. His lips quirked into a small, mischievous smile he tried to hide and Steve narrowed his eyes angrily - of course, Tony was pleased with frightening him.

"Eyes on the wig," Steve warned, feeling Tony's curious gaze on him. There was a small disappointed whine, but Tony obeyed, giving his boyfriend some privacy.

After a while, Steve pulled his pants up and flushed the water, feeling better. He took the coffee-scented soap and washed his hands, noticing in the mirror, that Tony stopped paying attention to him and was elbows deep in the water, washing the long strands gently, trying not to tangle them.

"Babe, remember that we are going for a dinner to my ma's tomorrow," Steve reminded, drying his hands. There was a pause and Tony's head dropped lower at the mention.

"Yeah, I remember," Tony said, resuming the washing.

Steve knew that after all, they went through, Tony feared facing his mom. He could understand that, but he really wanted them to meet. Both of him and Tony were used to hiding who they were and to break this cycle, Steve felt that it was essential for his mom to meet Tony as Tony. His boyfriend.

"It will be fine, babe," Steve assured, walking closer and leaning down behind the brunet, pulling him into a comforting embrace.

"I know," Tony sighed, not sounding too convinced.

Steve wanted to do something soothing, tell his boyfriend that it would be fine, and there was nothing to worry about. Just the floating mass of black hair was so unsettling and Steve couldn't take his eyes off of it.

"Uh, sorry, no," Steve shivered again, quickly standing up. Tony looked puzzled after him. "I can't be here while you are doing that," he apologized, voice wavering with panic as he pointed at the bathtub. "Just… no," Steve said breathlessly and walked out from the bathroom in a hurry. Before he closed the door behind himself, he heard Tony bursting into cheerful giggling, that he should find offensive, but he was too relieved with getting out alive. The longer Steve thought about it, the more convinced he became that long hair was overrated and that short wig, with curly, chin-length hair looked the sexiest on Red Velvet.

***

"Are you feeling alright?"

"Uh? Yeah, sure, why?"

"Well, you're squeezing my arm kinda hard. And you squeak."

"I don't-" Tony planned to deny, but then he heard his own high pitched voice. "Oh God, I do," he said, sounding defeated and lowered his voice down to his warm baritone, leaning his forehead over Steve's arm.

Steve smiled softly, watching his boyfriend curling into him, as they kept strolling down the street, closer and closer to his mom's place. On their way, they had already picked the earlier ordered pastries from Sam's bakery, including Tony's favorite eclairs with a chocolate glaze and a custard filling, and a bouquet of wildflowers, Tony insisted on getting for Sarah. It wouldn't feel right to come empty-handed for such an important meeting.

"It will be fine, babe," Steve said in a low, comforting voice. It felt like he had repeated those words over one hundred times already, but he could understand and sympathize with Tony's nervousness. Tony was always so confident and full of bravado, and there was something incredibly sweet in seeing him so vulnerable. Or more, in allowing himself to be so vulnerable in front of Steve. No mask, no filters, just Tony.

"What if your mom won't like me?" Tony asked in a hushed voice, brushing his cheek over the material of Steve's smooth leather jacket until he could look at Steve.

"My mom already likes you," Steve reminded gently.

"No, she likes Tony, the makeup artist," Tony sighed, "what if she won't like me as your boyfriend? What if she thinks that I am messed up in the head and corrupting her darling little boy and stopping him from living the picture-perfect life with a loving wife, five kids and a dog in the backyard?"

Steve snorted. Was that what Tony thought Steve wanted in his life? Sure, Steve could picture himself as a husband and a father, but it was way too early for that discussion. Having a dog was a different story.

"I would love to have a dog," Steve said, smiling at the idea. He never had pets growing up and dogs were wonderful companions and friends.

"Dogs are messy. Cats are better."

Somehow Tony being a cat person didn't surprise Steve at all. Even with his goatee and groomed appearance he resembled a cat.

"Hey, Steve…"

"Hm?"

"You didn't answer."

Steve blinked, thinking back into their conversation what Tony meant before it dawned on him. He didn't answer. And times changed and the truth shouldn't be shocking. There would be always people who would have a problem, but it shouldn't stop anyone from living and being happy.

"I don't see why I can't have all of this with you," Steve said cheerfully. He felt Tony hiding back into his arm, solely to prevent Steve from seeing the spreading blush on his face, Steve couldn't see anyway, but felt the heat radiating from his boyfriend's face.

***

"Ma! It's me! I brought a guest!"

Quick, light footsteps. Steve could exactly point out the moment, when Tony instantly regretted his decision of coming and wanted to run, just as his mom rushed to Tony, hands reaching for him. It seemed comical that Tony could think that this scenario could end with anything else than pulling him into a hug.

"Oh, honey!" Sarah greeted Tony in a compassionate voice, arms wrapped around the shocked brunet in a comforting manner. Tony kept still and after a moment of hesitation, very timidly returned the hug, sending beaming Steve confused looks.

"Just look at you," Sarah drew back a bit, running gently her palms over Tony's cheeks. "I thought Stevie was exaggerating when he told me that you were having a complete cack attack."

"Uhmm…" Tony just looked back at Sarah, unsure how to react. Subtly, he turned to Steve, looking for help and Steve had to hold back to not start laughing at his boyfriend's panic.

"Cack attack means being nervous. You know I am half Irish, right?" Steve said in a light tone, taking his shoes off while trying not to jostle the bag with pastries.

Tony frowned gently, already familiar with Rogers' family fair complexion and occasional freckles, but he didn't think much about it, assuming that Steve got his pale skin after his mom.

"Why are we standing here?" Sarah smiled, giving the couple some space. "Dinner is on the table, take off your shoes and wash your hands-" she ordered, falling in a motherly routine and Tony opened his mouth, knowing that he had to set things clear first.

"Wait, Sarah," Tony started, pausing when Sarah looked at him, giving him his full attention and that startled him a bit. There was no easy way to say it, and he just needed to get it out. "I am sorry. For misleading you," Tony said, his voice shaking a bit and shoulders sagging down. "And those are for you," he handed the bouquet, his voice flat, "thanks for… having me over."

Sarah took the bouquet with a gentle smile and smelled the colorful flowers. In the meantime, Steve managed to pull his shoes off, and looked at Tony with a frown on his face. His usually so confident boyfriend, looked as if expecting to be kicked out any second and Steve knew that they would have to work on that, bit by bit.

"Tony, you did so much for me, I don't think I can ever thank you," Sarah said, putting her manicured hand on Tony's cheek and smiling warmly. She didn't mean only the makeover, but it also played a role, helping her feel comfortable in her skin once more. The biggest change was in Steve - she saw her son standing a little taller and prouder, flourishing thanks to the relationship he had with Tony. Of course, she would prefer both of them to be honest with her from a start, but after Steve had told her Tony's story, his background, his fears, and the rejection, she knew she couldn't ask of him to confide into, after all, a stranger. The perspective of building a good, trusting relationship from this moment, was good enough for her.

Slowly, Tony started to smile, Sarah's words getting into him and soothing him. It was a good beginning.

"Now, as I was saying," Sarah clapped in her hands, "shoes off, hands clean and we can sit to dinner -"

"Ah, ma! One more thing!" Steve interrupted this time, taking a step forward and standing next to his boyfriend. He took a deep breath and smiled, wrapping an arm around Tony's shoulders. "Ma, this is Tony - my boyfriend."

The introduction was late and happened in the wrong order, but it was enough to bring the carefree atmosphere back.

"I know, silly!" Sarah laughed, turning around and walking to the kitchen. "Now hurry up, or dinner will get cold!"

Tony looked shyly at Steve, almost as if asking what happened and if it was all okay, and Steve pulled Tony more to himself and squeezed his shoulder, hoping to give his boyfriend some reassurance and smiled encouragingly. For him, everything went fine and he had a very promising feeling about this evening.

***

The dinner went surprisingly well. In the beginning, Tony was still tense, but Sarah went out of her way, to make him feel welcomed and accepted, and before the dessert, Tony got back his charisma and chatted with Steve's mom just as easily and comfortably as during their first meeting. And maybe that was the reason why, when Steve was asked to go to the kitchen and get the pastries, he lowered his guard down, and walked back into the living room, almost spitting out the cream puff he had managed to push into his mouth.

"Oh my God! Is that Steve?"

"Mah!" Steve protested through the puff pastry and whipped cream when he recognized the book his mom was holding, laying open into Tony's lap as both of them were cooing on the couch. The album with photos from his childhood.

"Dear, don't talk with your mouth full," Sarah reprimanded, glancing briefly at her son, and focusing back on the photos. "Here is Steve when he was eight years old."

"Oh my God, you were so tiny!" Tony cooed in a high pitched squeak, not believing that the small, gaunt-looking boy was his Steve.

"He was always of smaller posture," Sarah said in a warm, motherly voice that showed how concerned she was for her son back then, "he got sick almost all the time. It was because he was such a picky eater! Nothing ever tasted right to him, he just wanted to eat white bread and cheese and ketchup."

Tony laughed, and Steve decided to not interfere, even if the bonding time was happening at his expanse. Instead of taking part in the conversation, he got a plate and piled some cream puffs on it, digging in. Sarah eagerly explained every photo and Tony was taking it all in, smiling and nodding and asking questions. At that moment, Steve started to wonder if Tony had any photos from his childhood because Steve would love to see them one day.

"Oh, and this was from one of the scariest days in my life!" Sarah said, pointing at one photo. Tony's eyes immediately followed there and widened when he recognized who was in the photo if he wasn't mistaken. "Steve, you remember this, right?"

Steve leaned to the front, grinning at the two rascals. "Oh, yeah, it's from the day I met Bucky."

"Bucky and Steve were inseparable," Sarah explained, shaking her head in fond exasperation, "they constantly got into trouble together, but it was expected when you think about how they met! Want to tell the story?" Sarah asked her son.

Steve shrugged with a boisterous smile. "There is not much to tell. Some kid pushed me and I fell into the dirt. When I turned around, Bucky was the first person I saw so I assumed he was the one who pushed me and I lounged myself at him. Bucky tried to shake me off, but I kept pummeling him so he started to hit me back, while all the other kids were cheering. Bucky gave me a black eye and I punched him in the jaw, busting his lip. When blood started to gush out, other kids got scared and scattered, and I and Bucky were the only ones left. I told Bucky to come with me because my mom is a nurse and she would fix it. Mom did patch us up but she also whooped our asses for fighting."

"Just imagine how frightened I was when they both stood in the doorway looking like that! I thought someone assaulted them!"

Tony listened to the story, smiling warmly, his fingers positioned delicately at the edge of the photo. He was looking at a photo of two boys - both in dirty clothes and with red, swollen eyes, clearly from crying and stubborn looks on their faces. The dark-haired boy had a split, bruised lip, the blond boy a black eye. Bucky and Steve. His drag daughter and his boyfriend. Tony couldn't stop smiling.

"I wonder what happened to Bucky. You lost touch after his family moved to Ohio, right?"

"Um, yeah, but I met Bucky a few weeks ago. He is back in town."

"Oh, he is? That's wonderful! You never tell me anything, Steve!"

"Sorry, ma, it slipped my mind."

"You should invite him over next time! Where did you meet him?"

"Uhhh..." Steve hesitated. It was too soon for this talk and he had to move around the topic delicately. "At a bar."

"Was it the same bar where you met Tony?" Sarah asked in an enticing voice, not knowing the full love story behind Steve and Tony's relationship.

"Uhmmm..." Steve sent as insecure look towards his boyfriend and Tony didn't move, but his jaws tightening nervously. Just when everything seemed to be going so smoothly, they had to meet another bump on the road. "Uhm, kindaaa," Steve said, trying to dance around the topic.

It was a brief, tense moment, and Sarah narrowed her blue eyes before her face relaxed. "Ah, you boys and your secrets," she said in a fond reprimand, "it is okay, Stevie, you can say gay bar - "

"Actually, it is a drag queen bar," Tony said unexpectedly.

Steve felt like the air was punched out of him and stared in shock at his boyfriend. This wasn't a part of the plan. Steve was perfectly aware that Tony's night job would be discussed sooner or later, but he had no idea his boyfriend would bring it up so soon. By the way, color drained off Tony's face, Steve could read that Tony didn't plan it either, it just slipped.

"Drag queen?" Sarah repeated slowly, letting the words sit heavily on her tongue.

Tony dropped his head down. There was no way for him to back away from this, and he sent a sorry look in Steve's direction, aware that the truth might cost them their relationship and he wouldn't feel hurt with Steve taking his mother's side. Family was the most important.

"I am not a makeup artist," Tony confessed, voice coming out strained and pained, "I am a drag queen. Well, three times per week I am a drag queen, sometimes four when I have to fill in someone's shift," Tony tried to joke, but stopped immediately seeing the analyzing look Sarah was giving him. "So, yeah, that's who I am," Tony ended, looking down at the album in his lap, fingers once splayed over the photo from Steve's childhood, curling into a fist from nervousness.

Sarah didn't say anything. She frowned deeper, perfectly groomed eyebrows furrowing, eyes framed with dark long lashes narrowing, lips contoured and colored with a coral lipstick thinning. All the changes in her face where thanks to Tony, who guided her in the makeup and skincare world. Steve felt that the calculating look wasn't any longer pointed at Tony, but at him and his blue eyes met with his mother's. There was some confusion in his mom's eyes and a silent question if Steve was okay with all of this. Slowly, Steve smiled at his mom, hoping to communicate his thoughts properly - he was accepting every aspect of Tony, both his male and female side and couldn't imagine his life without Tony in it any longer. Sarah didn't have to approve of it, but it wouldn't change Steve's mind. No matter what, he was staying with Tony.

Seemed that Sarah understood. After all, if Steve was at peace with Tony's lifestyle, she wouldn't be the one trying to force them to change. At the end of the day, the most important factor for her, was if her son was happy and seemed that Tony made him a happy man. Not only Tony, as Sarah also valued her friendship with Tony.

"Thank you for telling me this, Tony," Sarah said in a warm tone, putting her manicured hand over Tony's fist, trying to soothe him. "That required a lot of courage. You are a good person and you make my son happy, that's all that matters to me."

Steve had to contain himself to not jump up from the couch and yell out in happiness. Instead, his smile grew bigger, finally feeling at ease with himself. Everything was out, no more secrets and his mom accepted all and each of them. It was an amazing feeling.

"Okay," Tony said after a while, his voice trembling with emotions, and the whole happiness Steve had experienced was gone, when he noticed that tears were building up in his boyfriend's eyes. "Thank you," Tony sniffled, overwhelmed with the amount of love he was receiving from practically a strange woman, while he never got even a fraction of that kind of support from his parents. Things would happen differently in his life if he would grow up with a parent similar to Sarah.

"Oh my gosh, dear, come here," Sarah said, reaching her hands to Tony and cradling him to her chest, noticing how very distressed he became. She brushed her hand over Tony's hair, soothing him and Tony accepted the hug, even closed his eyes, savoring the moment. It has been a long time since the last time he had received a hug like that, not by a friend, not by a lover, but by a parent. Tony could feel the unconditional love Sarah had for Steve and it felt like she was building the same feeling towards him.

"Okay, now," Sarah started, discreetly wiping her own tears when Tony drew away from her, "one of you boys explain to me what exactly a drag queen is."

Steve felt like falling off the couch in shock, and by Tony's face, he knew his boyfriend thought the same. The long look Sarah gave Steve became clear now - not even knowing the meaning behind the word, Sarah had to make sure that whatever the words meant, Steve was okay with it, and when she saw that Steve was, she had accepted Tony too. Steve always knew that his mom was a special woman and she was just proving it to him every day. Smiling, Steve took out his phone and selected the photo album titled 'The Pitted Olive' planning to introduce his mom to Miss Red Velvet.

***

It was somehow hilarious, that both Steve and Tony had to try very hard to convince Sarah that the woman in the photo and the man sitting on the couch next to her are the same person. At least three times, Tony had to explain the whole getting into drag process (sparing the gruesome details, like covering up eyebrows and tucking in) and Sarah listened with sparkling eyes, at awe of Tony's skills. After hearing that he performed as a singer and wrote his own songs, Sarah became full of hope to hear Tony sing, who suddenly became bashful, claiming that he sings only in drag, which made Steve laugh because he heard Tony sing multiple times under the shower. After a lot of requests and encouraging applaud, Tony sang some lyrics in front of his boyfriend and his mother, much to Sarah's delight and Steve's happiness.

The day could end in a very different scenario, and yet it had the best outcome. Steve couldn't be happier and when he was leaving his mom's house, holding a hefty grocery back full of treats his mom had prepared and insisted on Steve taking it, he saw his mom and Tony, heads close to each other and engaged in a conversation that looked secretive.

"What are you talking about?" Steve asked, putting the bag with food away and sliding feet into his sneakers.

"Nothing!" Tony chirped, smiling brightly. Steve narrowed his eyes but smiled back in the end. Someone was in a good mood.

"We were just discussing our next meeting," Sarah explained to Steve, "some of my friends want to meet Tony and get beauty advice."

"Oh," a flashback of the drag queen meeting in Tony's apartment came immediately to Steve's mind. Or the home spa evening he and Tony had from time to time. "Am I invited too?"

"No," Sarah laughed and winked at Tony, "it is girls only," she said and Tony chuckled.

"Fine," Steve agreed, taking his boyfriend's jacket and offering it to him. "If that is another beauty kind of talk, I have plenty of that back home."

For goodbye, Steve hugged his mom, and Tony got a hug too, and they went out, strolling down the street in the crisp air, Steve holding a bag with food his mom had given him. They didn't walk far away, when Tony stood on his tiptoes and out of blue smooched Steve on the cheek.

"Hm? What was that for?" Steve asked, looking at his boyfriend with a smile.

"No reason," Tony answered, leaning his head over Steve's shoulder. "Just because."

Just because was a good enough reason for Steve. He stopped, and turned to face Tony, and leaned into a kiss. Sweet and long. And this time, Tony didn't even wince, just ran with the affection, right in the middle of the sidewalk, not covering from curious eyes around them.

"Hey, so want to go to my place and eat what my mom made?" Steve asked in a playful tone after the kiss ended.

"I am kinda full, but - oh," Tony grinned, understanding the hidden meaning behind the words. "Aren't you a smart cookie," Tony cooed, flicking Steve under his chin softly, "I would love to, but I have to go to work."

"You are working today?" Steve asked. From what he knew, it was Tony's free day. "Did something happen at the Olive?"

"No, not at the Olive. In the shop. Rhodey already sent me like three emergency text messages."

Steve's face dropped a bit. That sounded serious and Tony was oddly calm.

"It's probably nothing big," Tony soothed, his posture still relaxed and eyes sparkling happily. "Last time, Rhodey called alarm, it turned out Riri and Harley secretly planned to turn Chevrolet Camaro into a transformer. Rhodey found blueprints and all, and they even started to modify the car. Maybe this time they succeeded and I really want to see that - to discipline them," he corrected himself.

Steve laughed. He would love to spend the rest of the day with Tony, but he understood that as a co-owner of the company, Tony had to be flexible. "Okay. Will I see you later today?"

"Sure, will drop to your place after I settle things at work," Tony said, taking a pack of cigarettes out of the inside pocket in his jacket and put one in his mouth.

"Don't make me wait for too long, mom gave us boxty dumplings and barmbrack, and you might not get any if you show up too late," Steve warned with a smile.

"What's that?" Tony asked, unfamiliar with traditional Irish food.

"You will see later. Just don't get too full on anything," Steve enticed, hoping that a little bit of mystery would motivate his boyfriend to come home sooner.

"Sounds good," Tony smiled, taking the unlit cigarette out of his mouth and standing on his toes to kiss Steve for goodbye. Their lips met in a quick kiss, but something else also took place during the short moment.

"I am taking those," Steve said, and before Tony could understand what Steve meant, he saw his boyfriend holding a pack of cigarettes.

"Hey," Tony protested, sliding hand into his jacket and searching for his pack, finding empty space.

"Don't worry, I will leave you this one," Steve said, pointing to the cigarette Tony already had been holding, "for goodbye. And tomorrow I am buying you a nicotine gum."

"You know I can buy another pack, right?" Tony asked, squinting eyes at Steve.

"Go ahead," Steve waved his hand in a carefree manner, "just so you know, my mom can accept a lot of things, but not willingly giving yourself lung cancer."

That made Tony stare owlishly and Steve felt triumphant, hoping for that stunned reaction.

"I will see you later, babe!" Steve smiled, turning in the direction of his apartment.

"You are ruining my singing carrier, Steve!" Tony called when he got his voice back. The signature raspiness in his warm baritone was solely thanks to smoking cigarettes.

Steve didn't answer the obvious provocation, just smiled. On his way back home, he would have to stop at pharmacies and do some research on nicotine gums.

And maybe visit one or two jewelry stores.

***

"Hey, Steve, how's your head?"

"Uhhh?" Steve looked up from his phone, seeing Clint next to him and smiling brightly. Tony had been running late and Steve was waiting outside Red Velvet's changing room, looking through some catalogs. Who would have guessed that choosing an engagement ring could be so daunting?

"I asked, how's your head?" Clint repeated, voice wavering with amusement at the last words.

Steve sighed deeply. It all was giving him a headache and it had to show. "Honestly, I want to propose to Tony and I am looking for a good ring, and it is exhausting."

The previous amusement immediately disappeared from Clint's face. He stared at Steve, eyes wide open in shock and at loss of words.

"Ooooh, did you ask him, did you ask him?" Bucky came skipping to them, grinning from ear to ear. "I bet he answered with something stupid!"

Steve frowned, not knowing what Bucky meant, while Clint still seemed stunned.

"I am gonna ask you again, maybe this time you will get it right," Bucky clapped in his hands, his grin spreading, "hey, Steve, how's your head?"

The frown on Steve's face just got deeper. Luckily, Tony finally showed up, walking at a fast pace, late for his drag routine.

"He never had any complaints," Tony said in a rush, taking Steve by the arm and turning in the direction of the door, hurriedly opening them. "Go, go, go! I don't have much time!" Tony urged, forcing Steve to stumble into the changing room after him.

"Hey, don't tell anyone!" Steve called, needing Clint to keep the big news to himself.

"Tell what?" Tony asked, closing the door, and Steve caught the glimpse of Bucky waving his hand in front of Clint's eyes, trying to get a reaction.

"Thaaaaat - Loki ate Thor's sandwich again," Steve lied smoothly, and Tony laughed, buying it. It was a plausible scenario after all. Not having time to lose, Tony sat in front of his station and Steve took his place on the couch, his thoughts drifting away and distracting him from the current moment. The catalog with engagement rings was still opened in his phone and his and Tony's conversation, the one from before they had entered his mom's house, kept repeating itself in his mind. The words he had said came easy to him, rolling off his tongue smoothly, like if it was the most natural thing and something bound to happen, but just with Tony and no one else. He couldn't imagine wakening up and falling asleep next to anyone else than Tony. He wanted Tony's lips to be the last thing he tasted in the evening and the first one in the morning. Touch him, love him, kiss him. Only Tony. But was it the right decision? It was a huge step, they had a good thing going on, and a too soon proposal could ruin everything.

It was almost frightening how quickly all those feelings grew in him, almost rapidly, without any control. That was just such a Steve thing to do, to jump forward into his feelings, to let them succumb him entirely. It was exactly the same when he had seen Red Velvet for the first time on the stage, falling hard for her, and with time falling even harder for the man who brought Red Velvet to life. It was haste, poorly thought out decision to ask Red Velvet to met with him, and only good things came out of it in the end, but what if he already used up the amount of good luck in his life? What if, from this moment, everything would just go downhill? He was lucky, very lucky and had great people around him, and maybe it was the moment to slow down and enjoy what he had, instead of cutting off bigger and bigger slices of the cake life handed to him.

"Hey, Steve, how's your head?"

"Uh, my what?" Steve blinked owlishly hearing Tony asking him a question. Not Tony, Red Velvet. Somehow he missed the entire transformation process and saw Tony, all dolled up in red material, sitting in front of her makeup station. She was putting some sparkling earrings on and watched Steve in the mirror, her eyes shining with mischief.

"I asked how's your head?" she repeated, red lips curling up as if she was expecting some coded answer Steve had no idea about.

"Ummm… fine?" Steve answered insecurely, not understanding why he was being asked that again. Red's smile dropped to morph into somewhat fond expression when she thought how cute and oblivious her boyfriend was. Steve didn't get to ask more questions, because Red continued to talk.

"You must be really somewhere else right now. Not that I am complaining," Red Velvet finished putting the earrings on and reached for the transparent lip gloss, applying a shiny coat on top of the red lipstick and smacked her lips together with a wet sound, "but it is the first time when seeing me change didn't give you an instant boner."

"Red!" Steve hissed, a blush covering his face and he looked at the door, almost expecting someone to hear that. Red Velvet smiled dedicatedly, but there was some shadow of the mischievous smile Tony had from time to time on her face.

"And now your face matches my dress," Velvet joked, standing up and smoothing the red satin draping over her body.

Steve groaned and rubbed his forehead. In minutes, Red would be called to the stage and Steve would have to scurry to the audience, taking his seat next to Sam at their usual table. The timing was wrong, but he knew he wouldn't be able to enjoy the show, without getting it out from his system.

"Hey, Red…"

"Hm?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Sure. Just make it quick, honey, I have a show to perform."

"It is just -" Steve rubbed his forehead more vigorously. "I have something to do, but I don't want to mess it up and lose what I already have. I don't know if I am doing the right thing here."

"Is this about your job?"

"My job?" Steve asked, looking at Red Velvet, not expecting such turn of events.

"You were complaining about your job a lot lately," Red Velvet hummed, coming closer to him, hips swaying with every step and high heels clinking on the floor. Steve furrowed his eyebrows in thought. Well, maybe. To be honest, he was pleased with his job, finding it quite easy and manageable. Just customers were sometimes a pain in the ass, but all jobs had ups and downs. "I am sure you have a lot of more options, we can brainstorm later and find something suitable for you," Red said in a comforting manner and Steve buried his face in the material on Red's stomach and she ran her long fingernails through his hair delicately, scratching his scalp. Such simple touch and he was already melting out of pleasure.

"I already found something suitable, I don't know if I am good enough," Steve admitted, holding Red around her hips. It was a cryptic message and he didn't want to give more than necessary. At least not yet.

"You won't find out until you try, honey," Red said, putting her hands on Steve's cheeks and urging him to eye contact. Together, they did many things none of them dared to do alone. Whatever Steve meant, it would be just another thing Tony would support him on and celebrate if succeeded or comfort if failed. "And If you fly or if you fall, least you can say you gave it all."

Steve blinked rapidly, the words sinking in. "That… That was really good," he said in awe, temporarily distracted from his dilemma.

"What?" Red asked, smiling in an amused way.

"What you just said. It sounded great. Like song material. You should write it down and use it as lyrics to your next song."

Red Velvet huffed a delicate laugh out. They would have to work on Steve's knowledge of drag. "Maybe later. I will see you in the audience," she said, placing a sticky kiss from her lipstick on Steve's forehead and walking out from the changing room.

"Good luck!" Steve called after Red Velvet, knowing that she didn't need any, and would knock the audience out of their boots, just like always. And Steve wouldn't want to miss it, so he hurried to take his usual seat with the perfect view on his lady.

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sometimeswritingsometimesdying · 5 years ago

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indiana jones AU because i re-watched one of the movies tonight and i have a lot of feelings

okay. so. this is long so i’m not even gonna finish this tonight okay.

Logan as Indiana Jones so,,, Logan Jones (”Logan is my name!” ”Logan’s the dog’s name, Junior!” “Dad shut up >:(”)

Patton is a “researcher” ;) (you’ll see why later) that Logan meets while looking for his father who has been kidnapped

his father is probably Deceit let’s be real (although idk how he would fit the character but i guess i can make adjustments)

Virgil as Marcus (as in,,,, the one guy with all the information who starts the journey with Logan but at one point get kidnapped as WELL and just did not sign up for all the shit that he goes through)

Roman is a rival treasure hunter who accidentally ends up on their adventure as well (as in he didn’t want to work with them but then he realizes that they’re going against bigger, eviler people and he wants to help them) (also he might’ve taken a liking to a certain dark haired boy ;)

basically the plot is that *clears throat*

there’s a flashback at the beginning, where we get lil Logan being a treasure hunter at like 15 years old

as in he steals an artifact from a band of bad dudes who just wanted to sell it for money

yeah so that’s the difference between Logan and Roman

Logan believes the artifacts should be in a museum while Roman doesn’t see their value

anyway, we also see Deceit being not-the-best-dad

don’t worry he gets redeemed

back to the present we have Logan teaching at his high school i guess?

it’s the 1930s btw so just so y’all know the nasties are gonna come in later

and by nasties i mean the uuuuuuh hitler guy

and i’m including this because there is one, and i mean ONE scene where they’re burning books and everyone is asking hitler for an autograph because like,,, that was one hell of a brainwashing i swear, but they accidentally push Jones into the crowd and he has his journal in his hand and there is this one moment of tension where him and hitler look at each other and then he just opens the notebook and signs it WITHOUT realizing what is written in it and it’s just one of the best scenes of the whole movie because of how much of an idiot he is okay

the whole movie makes fun of him basically

like at one point Jones throws a nazi general out the window of a dirigible and he’s like “he didn’t have a ticket” and there’s a moment where everyone looks at each other before they all take their tickets out to show they have them

okay sorry this is getting long

anyway, its part of the movie (technically) and they’re the main villans which like i don’t even know if they had the rights to show that on tv but yeah

BUT i’m getting ahead of myself

basically, Logan gets called in by this rich guy to observe a rock

turns out it has a secret message for finding the Holy Grail (although it’s half broken so,,, only half the info is there)

which Deceit has been looking for his whole life

so Logan is like “yooooo” and wants to go tell his father about it (and he wants to find the Holy Grail)

but the rich guy tells him that his father has disappeared

so Logan takes Virgil with him and they go to Deceit’s house and find it a mess

and Logan remembers about a packet that had been delivered to him that morning and he opens it and guess what?

it’s Deceit’s notebook!! it’s full of all the notes he had ever taken for finding the Holy Grail

and both Virgil and Logan are like “yooooooo”

i don’t remember how but they come to the conclusion that Logan’s father is in Venice, Italy

so they head over there! how fun ain’t it!!

also, they’re told (by the notebook i believe) that they should meet Professor. Moore there

and they do!! and guess what?

Its our boy Patton!!

yeah he’s the “professor” that they’re supposed to meet

okay but their first interaction goes like this (and this is directly from the movie oKAY) (that movie’s fucking timeless i swear)

Patton: “Mr. Jones?”

Logan turns around to him and Pat’s like “I knew it was you, you have your father’s eyes.”

Logan checks him out let’s be real

that’s what happens in the movie and you know what he says?

he goes “And my mother’s ears. But the rest is all yours ;))”

and Patton goes “Oh, too bad all the good parts are already taken”

y’all i lost my goddamn mind

its way off character but SHUT UP JUST IMAGINE THE SCENE

let’s just say i find it way too funny

Jones is so fuckin horny in this movie i SWEAR

like the gal’s a spy, right? yeah he STILL WANTS TO BE WITH HER SDLFKJJKL

he’s a himbo except he doesn’t respect women

but Logan does and he’s much less of a himbo

anyway, EVENTUALLY, they end up talking, and they go visit the library (that is inside the church) because that’s what the notebook says

oh wait i forgot, Patton gives them a piece of paper with roman numerals written on it that Deceit wrote before disappearing

they figure out the numbers can be found in front of a mosaic window in the church that is drawn in the notebook

so they do and they also figure out that the last of the numerals is on the floor so Logan breaks the floor

poor harrison ford he was actually strong in that movie

anyway go look up the scene because it is to die for i swear

okay so Patton and Logan end up exploring the tunnel they find after breaking the floor and it turns out its the catacombs

oooo yay!! they almost die

as in, these lil’ bitches set the catacombs on fire

and they escape through the sewers and get out by the manhole

sorry that word is just,,,,, hm weird

okay and they have an epic boat racing scene with the people who set the catacombs on fire because the peeps want them dead but they didn’t die

oh also the peeps knocked Virgil out in the meanwhile

look a lot of stuff happens in this movie

anyway boat racing stuff and they kill some of the peeps

HOWEVER they do find out that the peeps are part of a cult that wants to stop people from finding the Holy Grail

ya and apparently Logan’s dad is being kept prisoner in a castle in Germany

so they find Virgil and the three of them end up in a hotel

you can imagine what happens with Logan and Patton okay they flirt a whole lot and uuuuh look just watch the movie okay i don’t want to write it out

its a similar relationship except you take out all the abuse shit because that ain’t cool okay

when they wake up all the rooms are upside down and messed up and guess what? it’s because some peeps (i don’t remember who) were looking for the notebook because they ALSO want to find the Holy Grail

but anyway, Logan, Patton and Virgil decide to head to the castle were Deceit is being held apparently.

but it’s very very late here and i need to go to sleep so i’ll just post this now and i’ll continue it some other time

idk where remus will come in (i’m asking for help here aaaaa)

i am gonna change some things

like,,, Patton is not gonna be working for the nazi in this because uuuuuuuh i really don’t wanna write that

so i also need to figure that out

ooooooooh wait what if he worked with Roman and so that’s why he tricked Logan

he gets redeemed tho

plus roman isn’t gonna be unsympathetic or anything

maybe a bit of a jerk at first but he warms up to our lil group anyway

aaaaaaaaa okay i think i got that

#sanders sides #logicality #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #deceit sanders #remus sanders #ts fic #Indiana Jones AU #y'all i'm so freakin excited about this AAAAAAAAAAAA #yeah okay but please let me know if you like it and stuff #maybe y'all could even send asks and stuff :D #but yeah i'm very excited about this and i hope you all are as well #implied prinxiety #sympathetic deceit #sympathetic remus #well that's the idea

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mic-and-cheese · 6 years ago

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Please info dump about your husband...I wish to know more about him!

AAAAA OK I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET THIS FAR

Idk where to start so I’m just gonna ramble?? I guess??? Puttin it under a readmore bc it’s long as FUCK

I think one of the most interesting things about Buddy is his backstory? Like he used to love supers but now hates them because his idol rejected him? I’ve seen a lot of different interpretations of his past, and I apologize for starting off on this note but Buddy comes off to me as someone who was neglected as a child, so he has trouble with empathy, other social skills, and doesn’t really have a way to healthily deal with stress, which lead him to go down the path he did. I think he was born in a small southern town, but moved to Metroville and became enamored with superheroes because he’s now living somewhere where he can see and meet them personally. He views Mr. Incredible as a father figure because of a lack of a father or other male role model in his life and he probably feels like maybe his life would be better or that he’d be more loved if he had powers, and he’s been constantly told and lead to believe that he can’t be a hero without powers, so telling him that is a sore spot for him.He started messing with machines and learning how to fix them because his family didn’t have enough money to fix or replace things around the house when they broke and he found that he really had a passion for building and creating. Of course, he’s a really smart kid, he loves to read and loves math and science and did well in school, but some adults kinda thought he was a nightmare to be around cuz he’s a lil bit bratty and tries to get attention, but he got along well with teachers and other adults who recognized that he was talented and gave him the attention he needed. Buddy is really used to having to cause a lot of trouble to get what he wants or to be listened to, which is a trait he still kept into adulthood. His first real invention that wasn’t just him tinkering around with whatever he could find was his rocket boots, and he made them with spare parts he found or bought. He’s met Mr. Incredible a few times before, but he was hoping that being able to show off his talent would impress him enough to let him be his sidekick.Ever since he was young he’s always been an entrepreneur, making money by fixing stuff for neighbors and taking other odd jobs.Even after he was rejected he still loves superheroes, or at least the idea of them, even though he doesn’t really like them as people anymore but I’ll get to that later.The interesting thing about him really is just how much I can estimate about him just from what little info we know about him in canon, and how many ways there are to interpret him. I’ve seen him be interpreted as a kid who was spoiled and didn’t know how to deal with rejection, and while I can’t say I like that interpretation, but it is possible. Even though his backstory is interesting, his personality is just…??? Lovely??? I mean it’s really not but I think it is. He’s just??? so geeky and adorable and I love seeing him get so excited over superheroes even though he has a love-hate relationship with them, and he’s just fearless and probably a bit of a dare devil? He really seems like the sort of person who would try anything at least once and doesn’t get embarrassed easily. I mean it’s just so amazing how he’s an evil mastermind but like, he’s still Buddy ya know? Like he still has his excitable, nerdy, funny personality, but he can also be downright terrifying? It’s interesting from a character writing standpoint of course but like, just? On a personal level??? I mean his personality alone flusters me because everything about him (save for uh, the murder) is something I find obviously given the subject of the blog, really attractive. Like he’s not afraid to be himself or play around and he embraces self-insert esqe enjoyment so like??? How cool is it to have an f/o who may also have f/os or at least be supportive of self inserting!!Of course even though theres a lot about his personality that’s cute, there are a lot of things that aren’t, so he’s not really the best with empathy, and he can be pretty cruel, petty, selfish, and he has difficulty opening up to people but I do think that he’s open to learning and changing with someone he trusts, and can be really sweet when he wants to, even if it is a little awkward.One thing I really love about him is how you can tell that he’s got a life and interests outside of Kronos. Like yeah he’s really focused on his plan obviously, but his personality is just so strong in the things around him and the things he does and says that make him feel so much more dimensional. For example, a lot of his tech is integrated with or inspired by nature, so I really think he likes biomimicry, probably because he’s learning how to one up nature, aka basically what his entire motivation is. I love that he’s obviously just got cute little tics like how his eye twitches in the lego games or how much he likes to gesture and hum and whistle. (also his humming is so cute oh my god)And I’m just constantly in awe of how smart and resourceful he is. I mean my love of tropical islands aside, Nomanisan is just… impressive. Like its so ingenious to build his base literally into the island in a way that makes use of its natural features, such as the underwater landing pad, secret exits, underground passageways, and of course the lava wall, and I just can’t help but wonder how he came up with all of that and how long and how much money it took? And thats just taking about the things on the island that are canon. I mean, from my own speculations I figure that the island not only has that amazing lava wall, but is built to redirect the flow of lava to prevent any volcanic activity on the island, keep lava and ash away from expensive tech (the rocket and mantajet for example) and provide power to the island via geothermal energy. Maybe even a little use of wave energy too if necessary since it’s a pretty good option for a place surrounded by water. I assume Buddy chose the island for its resources, (namely a metal alloy that one of the books mentioned) considering he’s made it pretty self sustaining with what it already has after implementing all his tech. The location, being far from any other place, really, and outside of any governmental jurisdiction is good too, so when you really think about it, he probably could have gotten away with a lot of the things that he did, which is, uh, pretty impressive to say the least, not to mention the real world location of Nomanisan (Easter Island) doesn’t face the sorts of hurricanes and harsh weather you’d expect for a small island in the middle of no where.And I mean??? He’s a genius inventor villain who is still extremely in tune with nature to the point that it inspires some of his inventions??? How cool and unique is that??? I’m sure the island must be an amazing place to be, I mean the beaches and caves, rivers, waterfalls… it must be such a joy to explore. And I dunno, I’ve always imagined that working for Syndrome could be kinda fun sometimes. I mean, he is a pretty funny guy with a good sense or humor, and surely guarding and what not all day must get boring, so I’m sure he’s not opposed to having some fun every now and then.And he’s certainly not ashamed of what he considers fun either! I have a feeling he’d like scale models and collectibles and would go to the ends of the earth for a rare one that he particularly likes, especially if they’re ones he gets to build himself. I’m sure he’s a huge fandom geek as well, like name any 50’s-60’s sci fi movie and he knows it by heart. And with all his animal inspired inventions, I’m sure he loves going out in nature and watching the unique wildlife of Nomanisan. Given Easter Island’s own wildlife, I’m sure sharks and whales, and even some really interesting lizards would be pretty common around there. (And given how much forest it has in comparison to Easter Island, I’m sure there’s A LOT more than that. Maybe even rare species only native to the island.) I also really see Buddy as the sort of guy who just loves new and exciting experiences, no matter what it is. Like if it’s something he’s never done before, he’s on board!With all that in mind it’s just so wonderful just how much of a well rounded character he is. I mean he’s happy, nerdy, childish, and excitable, but he’s also bitter, revenge driven, and unempathetic. That being said, his relationships with other people all have such an interesting dynamic to them. He adores Bob for his ingenuity while still hating him enough to try to kill him and his family, and he cares for Mirage but doesn’t really know how to show it. Like I said earlier, I think he was neglected as a kid, so he never really learned how to properly regulate his emotions, so a lot of the time he’s pretty conflicted. He’s an extrovert who wants to be loved and adored, yet he’s too scared to trust after being betrayed. He has a hard time relating to people and thus doesn’t understand how his actions can hurt them when he means well, for example, betting Mirage’s life or saving people from his own robot without proper regard to his surroundings that a truly well meaning hero would have (aka, throwing a tanker truck just to make a spectacle out of saving a mother and child with no regard to what damage the truck could have done).Of course, while his scenes with Mirage can be interpreted as him not really caring for her, I think it’s the opposite. I think he knew that betting her life was the only way he could have saved her (he couldn’t have pulled her away from Bob, shocking Bob could have shocked her, and if he had shown any weakness for her, Bob could have used that as leverage against him, whereas if he shows no remorse, if Bob had killed her he’d just have a dead lady on his hands for pretty much no reason). Granted as well meaning as he was, I don’t think he understands how that hurt Mirage. He sees that he saved her, and doesn’t expect her to be mad about it, but the reality is that she honestly does have a right to be mad about her life being risked, especially when he never clearly communicated that his intent was to save her.Somehow I’ve gone this far without even talking about why I like him??? I mean I don’t even think I’ve ever fully explained why I like him. I’ve tried, sure, but I don’t even think it’s something I can actually convey in words? But I’ll try??? Anyway, he’s literally everything to me, and I don’t just mean that in a sappy romantic way. I’ve always been fascinated with him since I was 6 years old and saw the movie for the first time. He reminds me of happy memories with my dad who passed away some years ago because I saw the movie with him and I remember how much it confused little 6 year old me. Like the fact that the movie started with interviews was the wildest thing to me, and I don’t even think I could even comprehend the plot until much later on. But during that first experience, I don’t know what it was but something about him always stuck with me. Funnily enough one of the things that stuck with me was his joke from Jack Jack Attack and that was the first joke that I knew I didn’t understand but knew I would someday and I literally made a mental note back then telling myself that I knew I’d understand it, and well, thanks for remembering that 6 year old me, because I get the joke now and it’s still funny to me. (I also never actually realized that the guy silhouetted in front of the lava was supposed to be Syndrome until like last summer and I always just thought that was something that was never explained haha.) Anyway after seeing the movie with my dad, he asked me who my favorite character was. I said Violet since I thought saying otherwise would have been weird at the time, but in reality it’s always been Syndrome and that’s just an important memory to me.And now he’s that memory and so many other things to me. He’s what finally helped me recover from a rough couple of years by showing me that people could still create wonderful and impressive things despite being cast away by someone that they once adored and that my success wasn’t based on their approval, which finally helped me shut them out of my life and become so much happier. He helps me manage my anxiety because all the things that make me scared would be nothing to the guy who still wore a cape and rocket boots even after they nearly got him killed. And of course, I love him because he’s nerdy, excitable, brave, and smart, and even because I feel like I can understand his lack of empathy. He’s just such a well rounded, multifaceted character that it’s almost hard to believe he’s fictional haha. With all that combined, he’s one of my my special interests too! I mean it’s hard not to want to know everything about such an interesting guy right?But even if you can’t see the appeal in his personality, it’s no question that he’s just amazing in terms of his accomplishments alone. I mean he can’t be any older than like, 28 max (I consider him 25 though, since the closest we ever get to a canon age is mid 20’s) and yet he’s a billionaire with his own private island, at least one successful company, and groundbreaking tech that makes today’s tech look simple, but he did all in the EARLY SIXTIES.The mantajet in particular is just awe inspiring to me, mostly because I love planes, but I mean, most planes take 15 years just to be conceptualized. Buddy created a completely automated, uniquely shaped, supersonic, semi-aquatic jet with the ability to hover in under that time. It’s like if the SR-71 Blackbird were a luxury all-terrain vehicle! And I am just so endlessly impressed that it can go underwater, like I’m sure its entire design was based around that ability, since the engines would have to be strong enough to withstand literal tons of water going through them, which is why I suspect they’re placed in those cavities above the wings, to direct air and water to go through them in the right way while also keeping them intact in the impact! (they may be waterproof but they are unfortunately not (or maybe fortunately, depending on how you look at it) uh,,,, Syndrome proof) And the “manta feelers” probably help the plane hover and also serve as the landing gear??? UGH IT’S GENIUS, SUCH RESOURCEFUL GENIUS.Of course I’ve gotta talk about the design of his aero boots too!! He’s come such a long way since the rocket boots!!! I’m so proud of him!!! The new boots are just as genius as the mantajet, really. They have vents in the sole, probably to either keep them from overheating or to draw in oxygen to use for combustion. I love how the metal strip is implemented into the heel and up the back of the boots, that’s probably where the fuel and engines are housed, and man, I can’t imagine how much power they’d both have to generate, those tiny little engines. I’m sure they run on some pretty efficient stuff. And how the soles of the boots look like they can come off of the main boot itself, I’m sure that makes for easy maintenance! I also love how the animators added the detail of the screw in the arch of the boot so that it articulates properly, rather than just saying “yeah whatever he can walk fine somehow with these half-metal boots.”And then there’s Zero Point Energy??? I mean, ZPE is actually based off a real scientific concept that would essentially harness infinite energy. I think about this on the daily and I still can’t comprehend it. He harnessed infinite energy. In the 60’s. And made a device small and powerful enough to literally generate it in the palm of his hand. Since all of that energy is generated in his gauntlets, it’d have to pass through his hands to reach his fingertips, so not only can he generate it, but he created a suit that can conduct infinite energy around him so that it doesn’t hurt him. Like no wonder he’s so protective of ZPE. (On that note, this is exactly why I think he designed his suit and not Edna or Galbaki. He’d never trust anyone else to design a suit with his most valuable tech built into it)Not to mention, how interesting is it that a ruthless serial killer villain like him chooses a technology that doesn’t harm his target and instead just freezes them in place!Also also can I talk about just how amazing the other features of the gauntlets are? I mean they hold a small bomb that can produce a big enough blast to in theory kill the nearly invincible Mr. Incredible. He’s got a laser powerful enough to make a clean hole through the roof of a house, and those gauntlets can take a hell of a beating too, considering it was thrown all over the city during the final Omnidroid fight with minimal damage. Oh also the little sliding cover over the buttons is cute.Ok ok, next there’s the energy prisons. I assume they work on ZPE since they’re able to suspend victims in mid-air? I literally shouldn’t be so excited about this thing but I can’t even get over how ingeniously HORRIBLE they are. I mean I don’t want to get into any details, cuz if I do I’ll go into scarily gruesome territory but those things are terrifying. They work with almost any sort of super he could possibly be keeping prisoner with such a pretty simple idea really, just by suspending them against their own weight. The only fault in them really is that Violet can get through them, but he may not have necessarily known that beforehand since I doubt he had any force fields to test them on (or at least any “organic” ones).Implementing the monorail system is such a perfect idea too!! It makes it easy to get around, keeps guards from getting lost, works on all terrain, and keeps supers from seeing things they don’t need to see, so long as they stay on the tracks they’re supposed to be on.And speaking of hiding, while not technically tech related, I don’t know if he knows about the KRONOS carved in the cave, but I bet you he does know about that cave and all the other hard to reach areas of the island, since there’s an I2 deleted scene that shows he knows how Gazerbeam died, and the guards know to split up to catch Dash in one of the caves. Also related to Kronos, I like to make fun of his computer room for it’s impractical at best, dangerous at worse design, but listen. The security system. It’s brilliant. He’d have to engineer some sort of substance that stays compact and non-sticky while not in use, but that can quickly expand and maintain its strength to capture intruders. And the victim would still have to be able to breathe through them too?? And like how do they come off?? I’m sure that’s an interesting process too. The “fire randomly” approach is also interesting, since it pretty much leaves no escape. And what about under the walkway??? Like what’s way down there??? I don’t even have a theory for that, really. And and and how does the security system for that room work? Does it recognize unfamiliar noises perhaps, since it was triggered by Bob’s suit tracker, cuz if it were triggered by just random noise, I’m sure Syndrome or Mirage would have accidentally triggered it before. Oh, also also also x3 the computer screen automatically shuts off once the security system is activated, which is a nice touch, so that the enemy can’t get any more info as soon as the system is notified. Having only one way in and out of the room is clever too.I JUST WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT NOMANISAN’S SECURITY PROTOCAL OKI wish we had seen more of the technology that he used for Mirage’s message too. Like, he obviously uses the voice matching and scanning technology on the island (the security bird and life probe) but what about that illusion effect on the tablet?Also I mean, I’m sure being an arms dealer during the Cold War in itself has got to be extremely lucrative, but that doesn’t even account for how high tech his other weapons that weren’t mentioned must be.Ok, ok I think that covers all of his other inventions. I haven’t talked about the Omnidroid yet because hooo boy do I have some things to say about that beautifully terrifying piece of tech. I love that he used an iterative process on it to build upon its design (also the idea that he respects the strength his self-proclaimed nemesis enough to build up the robot to prepare to fight him), and I’ve actually gone back and tried to figure out the reason behind the changes he made in each iteration. And listen. How long do you think it took him to build and test all those robots? A few years maybe? Nah son, using the movie’s timeline, I’ve calculated that if he were working at a consistent pace throughout the project, it’d take FOUR MONTHS. 10 highly advanced ai robots. Fully drafted, programmed, built, and tested in 4 months. Oh and did I mention HE CREATED AI. LIKE ACTUAL AI.And his control over the Omnidroid (at least Omnidroid 9 anyway) is brilliant too. He’s got perfect control over it, and the reason I bring that up is because Omnidroid 10 tried to kill him. I’ve spent a long time wondering why he had perfect control over 9 but 10 disobeyed him, and my conclusion is that he implemented some new code in 10 that would make it act more destructively, thus making it more difficult to control but he never actually expected it not to listen to him because he didn’t actually test it on the island since, uh, having a 10 story tall rampaging robot on the loose near your base isn’t a good idea. I also headcanon that 10 was built to self destruct when defeated so that no one could trace its origins back to Syndrome had he won and been considered a hero.With that long ass section out of the way I’d finally like to bring up that if Syndrome did indeed create all of these inventions, that’d made him a computer programmer, aerospace engineer, possibly a civil engineer, a chemist, the inventor of harnessing infinite energy and ai, and thats only what I can think of off the top of my head.Another one of my favorite things about Buddy is that I love how easy it is to imagine him as a way more fleshed out character than he really is. On multiple occasions I’ve heard other people say that he seems like someone who would love conventions, or probably be an internet troll, and other things of that nature that relate more to his interests and personal life. I mean sure, anyone can headcanon anything for any character, but the way people headcanon Buddy just feels very… natural? Very fitting? Like, he’s a character that’s very easy to imagine having a life and hobbies outside of his evil schemes.Another little interesting thing is how he’s pretty much his own downfall. I mean sure a lot of his losses can be attributed to the Parrs defeating him in some way, but his most glaring faults are usually things that he could have prevented had he acted a little differently or planned a little differently. I dunno I just think that’s interesting for no particular reason.And one more thing I haven’t really discussed/seen discussed as much as I really think it should because it’s an interesting part of his character is does he see himself as a hero or a villain? And There are some interesting interpretations to that question as well. For example, if he views himself as a hero it’s probably because he doesn’t believe that superheroes are actually good people at heart, and that they just put up a facade of being kind and helpful to the public, which he uses to justify his atrocities. Or perhaps he legitimately does see himself as a hero for wanting to give normal people the opportunity to be super, or maybe he thinks that he’s doing a service to the world by killing off the people who are simply putting up that facade of good, or perhaps he sees himself as a victim deserving of a “redemption.” And if he sees himself as a villain, maybe he doesn’t understand or want to acknowledge the full weight of his actions, because it’s all a game to him, or maybe he does see himself as a bad person beyond redemption, so he decided that being a supervillain was fated or required of him. Regardless of which idea he believes, it’s obvious that Syndrome very much so lives (and has always lived) in his own fantasy world where things do play out exactly like how comic books do, and that his actions have no real weight to him (except when he feels like he’s been wronged, because he views himself as the protagonist or antagonist of the “story” aka making his own emotions relevant “plot points,” even if no one elses’ emotions (except maybe Bob’s) have any importance to him) because it’s all a comic book in his mind.Anyway there’s my nonsense rant

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