#JSchlatt

[gorgeousbabyprincess]

Im so normal about this

this made me feel something…

[deadrevoiver]

i hate them

[rencantstopfalling]

A Christmas Promise

Stop this image is so stupid sorry, but I had this thought on christmas eve so sorry it's late

Gn!Reader

Cw: Fluffy, slight angst

You and Schlatt had been dating for about 3 years and now live together in New York. For the past year or so the relationship got really serious, with subtle mentions of kids and marriage. Well, not so subtle from you. Throughout the year, especially the months leading to christmas, yoy made many hints that you wanted schlatt to propose. From calling him Hubby casually, fo singing him songs like 'Santa tell me' and 'Santa doesn't know you like I do'. He would just chuckle and wave you off.

Now it was christmas eve, and Schlatt had agreed to let you guys host the. Christmas party. It was extra special because both of your families were meeting for the first time. You thought surely tonight would be the night, that he would finally pop the question.

As the night went on as you sat pretty in your christmas dress, Schlatt got progressively more drunk. Laughing loud and stumbling a little. By the time everyone left around 11, he could barely stand. To say you were disappointed was an understatement. As you carried your boyfriend to bed, and getting him into more comfortable clothes, you questioned if you had pushed him to far. If he was now second guessing your relationship. As you crawled into bed Schlatt wrapped his arms around you, and forced you into his chest.

As he nuzzled his face in your hair he mumbled how much he loved you and how pretty you were tonight. Then you hear him say the words that are just as good as a proposal,

"I know you wanted me to propose tonight, but this isn't how I want to do it. I want it to just be you and me, but I promise it will happen."

Then almost immediately he doesn't off to sleep, and you do as well with a big smile on your face.

And safe to say he proposed the next morning when you two were opening gifts.

[thatsquitepoggers]

At the same time. Next question

Both. Next question

[k1ru-https]

My Shayla…

[flamingpaige]

some people don’t realize this…[REDACTED] can be held with one hand only

[schlatt-love-bot]

Classroom Dad - Schlatt x Teacher!Reader Headcanon

I got the idea of Schlatt being a “classroom dad” in my head and couldn’t get it out omg, so enjoy my ramblings! For this, Teacher!Reader is at the elementary level :) 

When you met, Schlatt was both in awe of your profession and confused 

“So…listen, I get loving kids and loving learning and all that mushy gushy feel good shit…but you mean to tell me you only get paid that much for dealing with those little shits? …why do it?” 

After dating for a while, though, he began to love the crew of kids in your classroom just as much as you did, maybe even a little bit more 

“Tell me, did the kids give you any more gossip during indoor recess? Is Johnny really into Samantha??” 

He would get a kick out of the stories you’d be bringing home each and every day

On the flipside, though, he would know exactly when you walked through the door on a tough day, were behaviors were out of whack or a lesson didn’t go as planned 

“Awwwh, baby, come ‘ere, talk to me. I’m brewin’ you a cup of tea, and then you can tell me everything that went wrong today.” 

He had a blanket on standby for when the days got so tough you just came home and needed to cry it out 

After being together for so long, he had a strong understanding of just how emotionally taxing the job was, and how much came with it

Would HAPPILY play student for you when you needed to practice a lesson or activity you’ve never done with a class before 

“Babe this worked out perfectly! I forget that you have the IQ of a 4th grader sometimes…”

“Hey! Not nice! I could walk away right now and leave you to figure out why my animal cell and my plant cell look exactly the same!”

Heard you complain once about your district not providing you with a class set of materials you needed, and he IMMEDIATELY bought in on the spot

“Babe, why did a case full of number 2 pencils just show up at our door…?”

“You said the kids needed them…” 

It’s gotten to the point where if he sees something he thinks you need in your classroom or something your students would like, he buys it and presents it to you 

“Schlatt! A guinea pig??” 

“What! I figured you could use a classroom pet!! I wanted to get a classroom cat, but figured those shitheads wouldn't be able to handle it....plus allergies, y'know?” 

Constant supplier of fun trinkets and toys for your classroom prize bin

“Schlatt, the kids are complaining about the ratio of squishies to stickers…” 

“On it, boss. More squishies will be at our door by the end of the week.” 

Your students BEGGED you to finally meet their infamous “classroom dad”

“Guys…Mr. Schlatt works a lot, I don’t know if I could get him to come by and visit…” 

You mentioned it in passing during dinner one night, and Schlatt’s eyes lit up 

“You mean to tell me…they want me there? To meet me? What can I do?” 

And suddenly you’re having a “secret reader” come in at the end of the day to read the next chapter of the book you’re reading as a class 

The kids were excited, thinking it was one of their parents, like they were used to from 1st and 2nd grade 

But when Schlatt walked through the door??

You were chopped liver, these kids were treating him like he was a damn king in the classroom! 

“Mr. Schlatt, how is it living with Miss (Y/N)?” 

“Well, how is she in here?” 

“She’s kind and cares about us, but she can be annoying with the amount of work she makes us do…”

“Yeah..that sounds about right, kiddo.” 

You were making a mental note to never do this, ever, again

Until you noticed just how engaged the kids were in listening to Schlatt read 

Schlatt was doing his best performance, making up voices and giving the kids a show

They were listening to every word coming from his mouth, hook, line, and sinker 

…until he left them on a cliffhanger

“WHATTT???”

“MISS (Y/N)!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?” 

“MR. SCHLATT PLEASSEEEEE, KEEP GOING!!” 

He looked at you with his best puppy eyes 

“Yeah, Miss (Y/N), can we keep going?” 

You chuckled, shaking your head as the entire class plus your boyfriend were begging to continue reading the book

“Guys, I wish I could let Mr. Schlatt continue, but your buses are about to be loaded in 5 minutes, we need to get ourselves packed up and ready to go!” 

The kids, and Schlatt, let out a collective groan before shuffling to get their belongings together

Schlatt lingered, waiting until every last kid left, helping you with closing down your classroom for the day 

“Yknow, toots, that was actually a lot of fun.”

“Good! I’m glad you thought so…we could definitely use a secret reader again for when we start Frindle…”

“You know I’m your man, baby. All you need to do is ask.” 

You told Schlatt to leave without you, needing to do a couple more things before leaving for the day

Reluctant, he left without you, greeting you at the door with your favorite slippers, a glass of wine, and dinner already made 

“I get why you come home so exhausted, now, I was only with those kids for what, 30 minutes? I’m absolutely exhausted!” 

You let out a laugh, glad he understood your daily exhaustion on a personal level now 

“Seeing you with those kids, though…it’s got me thinking…” 

You raised your eyebrow, signalling him to continue

“What if…what if we start workin’ on our own little gremlin…” 

You nearly choked on your wine, cheeks beginning to get hot with blush 

“Think about it, doll, and then get back to-” 

“Yes. We should. In fact…we should get started right now..” 

Not much dinner was eaten that night, but both you and Schlatt certainly had your fill of dessert…

[ameilioninone]

I WANT HIM AND HIS TUMMY!!!

[schlatt-is-president]

"Carnally" means in a way that relates to the physical feelings and wants of the body, mate. So they're over sexualizing you. I recommend the tar and feathering tactic. Or mayhaps arson!"

”Oh damn. Meh, only if they pay me.”

“If they don’t pay, then I’ll get violent.”

[statics-stars]

I don't know about you all but my Roman Empire is about how so many of the old twitch streams I've watched have not been uploaded to YouTube or anything so there's no way to look back at old memories unless you find someone that still has old vods downloaded from 2019-2021 that will probably not share them so you have to look for these things yourself, these things being literally considered lost media in present day.

I'm saying this cause I spent the last 2-3 hours trying my best to find old Jschlatt Smplive vods to no avail since apparently a lot of them are "lost media"

I'm totally not upset by this at all,,, totally!! /srac

Anyways if you want to help me find some of these vods just message me if you have anything or if you want to check in on what I have

[frogmoisturethief]

it’s gonna swallow him

the cashmere doesn't like him as much as he likes it

[buckys-goodgirl]

GOOD DAY TO LIVE NEAR NY

hopefully actual look alikes go because hasan’s was so bad nobody looked like him

[ronispadez-art]

For some reason I can't post this on the reddit 😿

Commissions+tipping

[marsandwich]

sigh i can’t stop thinking of male stripper schlatt. i would book him so fast 😞..

[mads-hemmo]

Baseball Boy - College AU

Baseball player! Schlatt x Sorority Girl! Reader

Part 4

Schlatt moves down south to play baseball for a Division 1 school. At a party, he meets a girl who is the exact opposite of him. She’s a sorority girl who obviously has money and a very strong southern accent. She believes there is good in everyone and Schlatt isn’t as much of an asshole as he is letting on.

CW: douchebag frat guys, bitchy sorority girls, mdni

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

The sorority house is full of girls getting ready for the FIJI party. You and your friend plan to pregame, but know you can’t do it at the house. The plan was to go to Alex’s room as you have done in the past. The one thing that is on your mind is Schlatt. You wonder if he will be in the room or if he will hold up on his word of going to the party with you.

You look at yourself in the mirror after finishing up your makeup. You decided to fully embrace the alien theme. You are wearing a green tank top with a metallic silver mini skirt and white boots. Your hair is tied up in space buns. Your entire body is covered in green glitter especially on your chest.

“(Y/N), are you ready?” Gia calls, knocking on your bedroom door. You catch a glimpse of the cowboy hat you own in your closet and grab it on your way out.

“Yep! Ready to go!” You say, opening your door. You and your friends have decided to all dress like aliens, all taking your own spin on the theme.

“You look hot! Are you planning to get laid?” Lucy asks, checking you out.

Haley hits her arm. “Can’t a girl just look hot for herself,” she says.

“Thank you, Haley. Y’all know i'm not into anyone,” you say.

“Not even Asshole?” Lucy asks, giving you an expecting look. You know she means Schlatt who isn’t as much of an asshole as he lets on. Are you even into him? The thought doesn’t completely disgust you as it has with other guys. Schlatt is different. He doesn’t want to fuck you just to say he had or use you because your parents have money. He really only knows you and not your background which makes it better.

“His name is Schlatt and he’s just a friend,” you tell her.

“See he’s an asshole, you don’t even know his first name and Alex told us he’s a dick at practice.”

“Whatever,” you say, making your way to Alex’s and Schlatt’s dorm room. You know better than to argue with them. They don’t know him like you do. Unlike them, you have got to see the real him.

When you arrive at their dorm room, Alex opens the door. He’s wearing denim overalls with no shirt underneath and a cowboy hat on his head. “Howdy partners,” he says in a bad southern accent even though he slightly has one already.

You wave to him and walk past him. You see Schlatt sitting on his bed scrolling on his phone. He hadn’t looked up from his phone even when you and your friends walked in. You walk over to his bed. “Hey Schlatt,” you say.

He looks up from his phone. His eyes immediately land on your chest and they widen a bit. Schlatt’s cheeks start to redden. “Hi,” he mutters out. His eyes slowly check you out. “You really went all out.”

“Thank you. I love themed parties,” you tell him. “Oh I brought you a cowboy hat to wear.”

Schlatt looks at the pink, bedazzled hat in your hand. “I don’t think it’s really my style.”

You laugh. “Sorry this is all I had. You don’t have to wear it. I just figured you probably weren’t dressing for the theme.”

He takes it out of your hand and puts it on his head. “How does it look?” He asks, causing you to laugh so hard, a snort comes out. You cover your mouth and he smiles at you.

“It looks great. Really brings out your eyes.”

He takes it off and hands it back to you. “How is this the only cowboy hat you own? I thought you’d have a closet full of them along with some boots.”

“I’d thought you’d figure out by now that I’m not that kind of southern,” you laugh a bit.

Lucy walks over to the two of you. “(Y/N), Haley set up the drinks if you’re ready to pregame,” she looks at you, ignoring Schlatt all together.

You look up at Schlatt. “Haley bought stronger stuff than just beer and white claws,” you tell him. “We usually play drinking games to help us get a buzz. We have some mixers if you want to make a drink.”

Schlatt just nods, following you. You grab a white claw. Schlatt looks at the options, seeing the harder drink options are cheap vodka and Malibu. He grabs a beer just to be safe. “Oh, is he drinking with us?” Gia asks, looking at you.

“Yes I told you I invited him. Also he’s right here, you can ask him yourself,” you tell her.

“You can drink with us, but you owe us money since we all chipped in,” Lucy says to him.

“Are you serious? We’ve never had a guest pay. If it’s that big of a deal, I’ll Venmo you.”

“Sorry not all of us come from money like you do.”

“Alright what game should we play? I brought cards for ring of fire or I have Buzzed,” Haley pipes up, breaking up the tension.

“Let’s play, Buzzed. Get to know Schlatty a bit,” Alex says, hitting Schlatt’s arm slightly.

“Don’t call me that,” Schlatt says, taking a sip of his beer.

Everyone takes a seat in a circle in the middle of the room. Schlatt takes a seat next to you. Haley puts the stack of cards in the middle and grabs the first card. “All players who are using someone else’s Netflix account, drink.” Everyone takes a sip of their drinks.

Gia grabs a card. “If you prefer cats over dogs, leave. Just kidding, drink.”

You and Schlatt both take a drink. “You like cats?” You ask him.

“Yeah. I’ve always wanted an orange one,” he tells you.

“I’ve just always wanted a cat, but my parents wouldn’t let me get one.” He smiles at you.

Alex grabs the next card. “Take a drink if you are wearing black underwear, you sexy thing,” he reads while moving his eyebrows.

You and Gia both take a drink. Schlatt looks over at you, his cheeks redden a bit thinking of what they look like. You tap his shoulder. “It’s your turn.”

He nods, grabbing a card. “Take a drink if you’ve ever made a woman cum before.” Schlatt, Haley, and Alex all take a drink.

Schlatt looks at Haley and you can tell he’s confused. “She’s gay,” Lucy says with an eye roll. “Asshole,” you hear her mutter under her breath beside you.

You ignore her and think inappropriate thoughts about Schlatt making a woman cum. You wondered if he could make you cum as well. You start noticing how nice and big his hands are until you get interrupted. “(Y/N), it’s your turn,” Haley says.

“Oh right,” you say, grabbing a card.

The game continues and tensions grow between you and Schlatt. You learn he’s obviously done a little more than you. Your mind is so busy, you forget that you’re playing a game. You can tell everyone is starting to get a little tipsy. Gia and Alex are all over each other, Lucy is being more of a bitch, and Haley is trying to keep everyone on track.

“It’s a little after 11. Do yall want to take some shots before we go to the party?” Haley asks. Everyone agrees and gets up. Haley sets up the shots of the cheap vodka.

You throw back the shot like it’s nothing and you feel Schlatt’s eyes on you. When you look back at him, he takes his shot to avoid eye contact. You start feeling a strong buzz as you go to grab another shot. When you go to grab a third, Schlatt stops you. “You might want to slow down,” he tells you.

You agree, deciding to finish off your white claw instead. As everyone finishes off their drinks, you all walk to the FIJI house. When you arrive, you see Fisher at the front with his frat brother, Rhett. They are both dressed in sleeveless flannel shirts with no shirt underneath. “Hey (Y/N), didn’t know an alien could be so hot,” Fisher says to you, ignoring all your friends.

“Thank you,” you say, awkwardly. Schlatt and Alex hand the guys their $5 entry fee. You hear the sounds of rap music blaring as you walk into the house. Everyone makes their way to the dance floor while Schlatt stays to the side. You make your way over to him. “Come dance with me.”

“I don’t dance,” he tells you, looking down at you.

You start giggling. Schlatt raises an eyebrow at you. “You get it? It’s like High School Musical. It's even funnier because you play baseball.”

He just slightly smiles at you. “You’re so drunk.”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just a little tipsy.” You giggle and start dancing a bit to the music. You accidentally rub against him and he lets out a little groan. Schlatt covers it up with a cough.

“If you want to dance, your friends are over there dancing,” Schlatt says, pointing over to Haley and Lucy dancing.

You give him a fake little frown. “Okay. I’ll be over there if you need me,” you tell him.

You make your way over to your friends. “(Y/N)!” They cheer as you dance with them. You feel Schlatt's eyes on you, so you start moving your hips more.

You dance for a while then feel a pair of hands on you. You think it’s Schlatt until you turn to see Fisher. You recoil your body away from him. “I just want to dance with my friends right now,” you tell him, kindly.

“Oh cmon, (Y/N), it’s just dancing,” he says, continuing to touch you.

“Like I said, I don’t really want to dance with you right now.”

“Don’t fight it baby.” He grabs your arm.

You feel his hand being ripped off of you. “She said she didn’t want to dance with you,” you hear Schlatt say next to you.

“Dude, this is between me and her. She is just being a little bitch,” Fisher says.

Schlatt’s fist connects to Fisher’s face. You gasp as you see Fisher fall on the floor. “Don’t talk about her like that. If I see you near her again, it will be much worse, Asshole,” Schlatt says.

Some frat walk over. “You have to leave,” Rhett says to Schlatt.

“Don’t worry, I’m out of here.” Schlatt says, walking out of the house.

You follow after him. “Schlatt!” You call out.

He turns around to you. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have done that.”

Before he can keep talking, you put your arms around his neck and pull him into you. You press your lips to him. You feel him relax as he kisses you back.

The kiss starts to heat up a bit. You pull away. “Thank you for saving me. It really means a lot.”

“Of course. There’s many things I can’t stand and douchebag guys are one of them,” he tells you. You smile at him. “Let me walk you back home.”

You agree and let him walk you back home. When you finally arrive at the sorority house, you stop before you go inside. “Will you stay with me? I have a room to myself,” you tell him.

“I don’t know. Are you sure? You’re still a bit drunk.”

“I’ve sobered up a lot on the walk. Please,” you say, giving him puppy dog eyes.

“Hard to say no to that,” he says, following you upstairs to your room.

As soon as you shut the door behind you, his lips press against yours again. You feel in absolute bliss as he moves you both over to your bed.

A/N: Thank you so much for reading!! The next part is going to be mostly smut so that’s exciting! Please let me know what you think!