#JOKES ON YOU BABE!

[usertoxicyaoi]

"Is it unrequited love?"

COSMETIC PLAYLOVER (2024). EPISODE ONE.

[podcastwizard]

saw a billboard advertising a low calorie pasta as having "the same amount of calories as a salad." brother if you saw the salads i ate you'd hurl

[anpanman95]

help even the way they scowl is different

the coquettish ‘I didn’t get my way’ scowl

and the deranged ‘I will get my way’ scowl

War Wanarat really said get yourself a man that can do both.

[deathbypufferfish]

Proving a point gone wrong... 🤕

[tommytomatoe]

in this fandom, david shaw has two partners:

(thefablefox.art’s angel icon!)

[marciliedonato]

putting croatia and switzerland playing after each other was hilarious like “mama i’m going to waaaaaaaaar” then right after ”i dont wanna go to war” was deadass like germany “i dont feel hate” followed by finland “put your middle fingers up” levels of iconic.... i ❤️ cinematic parallels

[ant-thebooknerd]

Do you guys want to hear a really funny Shatter Me joke?

Adam Kent.

[chubsette]

Never underestimate the average voters women-hating tendencies

[bodega-catto]

Bottomed so hard he uked

[cjlouwho]

I can't stop laughing because this little post I made caused this person to apparently lose their fucking mind and forget what jokes were

[trentcrimmisgay]

respectfully everyone who believes in buttons resurrecting izzy is like “haha i know it’s delusional” but i’m a different breed of delusional in that i do not think it’s delusional. like. to me it seems absolutely in the realm of what this show would do. like, if (when) we get s3 it’s going to happen

[thatbuddie]

los angeles wasn't built in a day

buck/eddie | rated m | chapter 1/5 | 10k (this chapter) | getting together, fake dating (in a sense)

“We’re not going to pretend to be divorced just so Chris can get into a summer camp, Buck,” Eddie says, trying to sound convincing even as he starts to feel his resolution crumbling inside of him. “Why not?” Buck asks, sounding genuinely baffled, like he can’t understand Eddie’s refusal at all. And how does Eddie begin to explain the irrationality of his rational denial? He can’t tell Buck the real reason he can’t go through with it. He can’t tell him without having to reach into his chest, clawing out his heart, setting it down at Buck’s feet still beating, and saying, “Because the only thing worse than loving you knowing I can’t have you would be having to pretend like I didn’t love you enough to keep you with me forever.” (or the fake ex husbands to fake husbands to husbands fic.)

(read on ao3)

[girlbossblackbeard]

the whole "gentlebeard" vs "blackbonnet" debate is so funny to me bc it's obviously both, it just depends on the situation. gentlebeard is when they're sharing soft smiles and sweet marmalade and looks of adoration. blackbonnet is when they fuck nasty

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“gender is a social construct” okay so why are you bullying people using neopronouns 🤨

[purrvaire]

black sails + shitpost I have on my phone (pt. 4/?)

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[decaf-mother]

Unhinging my jaw like a snake to suck that monster's dick.