#JM GONNA CRASH OUT ACTUALLY

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Why does wanting to talk to people always feel so embarrassing 😭😭

[butgilinsky]

the last year // jm

warning; language, angst, fluff

summary; jj and y/n’s falling out drives a wedge between her and the rest of the group until she comes back to the outer banks after a year of never seeing any of them

word count; 2.5k+

jj x reader, platonic john b x reader (although i was half considering to make it a john b x reader but i didn’t so, enjoy)

also, let’s just all pretend that the pogues are in the summer between their junior and senior year bc i’m not 100% where they are in school

she hadn’t been home in almost a year. she’d spent her entire junior year across the country because of a boy with blond hair and blue eyes. the boy that smoked weed more than anyone she’d ever met. the one that carried a lighter around with him at all times, messing with it when he got nervous. 

she would never tell jj it was his fault, but she didn’t have to. she didn’t have to tell him that after everything they’d been through, her moving across the country to live with her mom for a year was because she fell for a boy that didn’t fall for her. 

it would’ve been okay if they hadn’t gotten into that stupid fight. the stupid fight that started at the boneyard over who got the last beer of the first keg, making the other wait for the next keg to crank out a good beer. it was stupid at first, but the fight continued on the ride home and had no intention of stopping even when they got back to the chateau. 

reasons for the two to fight kept piling on top of each other, and it seemed impossible to stop screaming at one another. the two that never fought. the two that had practically been inseparable, along with john b, since they were playing in sand boxes. the two that always laughed with each other and snuck into the other’s bedroom when they couldn’t sleep. 

she was the only person he ever let into his house, though it was usually after the sun had set and his window was her entry point. she was the only one that could help him through nightmares or anxiety attacks. he was the only one that she snuck into her room after curfew, and snuck out of her room at odd hours of the night. 

he was the only one she told about her parents’ divorce when she was a kid, and he was the only one she let herself cry in front of. they were each other’s person, and it all came crashing down over one stupid fight that escalated too quickly. 

“i don’t love you. i’ll never love you.”

the words felt like someone shoved a knife through her heart. it felt like no pain she had ever felt before. she had no intention of telling the boy she’d been in love with him since he brought her hand picked flowers in the eighth grade, but it just slipped out. and out of every reaction she had thought up in the past three years, that wasn’t one of them. 

john b tried to convince her to stay. he begged her not to leave. his best friend could be a dipshit at times, and he knew that, but he couldn’t lose y/n because of him. he couldn’t lose her right after he lost his dad. he was feeling the same empty feeling that she was feeling, though for completely different reasons. 

and she kept in touch with john b, as promised. she told him that under no circumstances was he allowed to tell the others that he still spoke to her, and he promised he wouldn’t. so the two talked as much as they could. between john b’s phone getting shut off, and the two being busy with other things. 

they talked as much as they could, and nobody found out about it. kie had suspicions that he was talking to a mystery girl, but she never would’ve guessed it was y/n. she thought y/n up and left them without a second thought, and for a while, kie blamed jj. the two got into fights about it almost every night for almost four months after y/n left. 

she left without a word to the others. she told john b to tell the group she loved them, but she was moving in with her mom. she had no intention of coming back, and kie resented jj for a while because of it. pope tried to tell her it wasn’t jj’s fault, and that y/n leaving without a word was grounds for resenting the girl herself, but kie couldn’t do it. 

so when y/n stepped off of the ferry, bag slung over her shoulder and exhaustion causing her head to throb, she felt scared. she was scared the entire way to the chateau, the journey was excruciating as she was left alone with her thoughts, but she dealt with it. 

she dropped her things off at home, thanking her dad for everything he was helping her with and said goodbye quickly. she’d seen her dad over the past year a few times, but she hadn’t seen her friends. she needed to see them. 

so she knocked on the doorframe, the screen giving her a poor view of inside the house, but she could make out some things. she could hear a few voices from inside before a figure stood in the line of the door. she could hear the whispered ‘no fucking way’ and she could see him running to the door. 

the door was pushed open and she was immediately lifted off of her feet with her head buried in a mess of hair. she laughed softly at the bruising grip around her torso, but she ignored the lack of breath and wrapped her arms and legs around the boy, squeezing him back. 

“what the hell are you doing here?” he was now standing a few feet from the door, his excitement had pulled them away from the door and off of the porch. 

“i came to see you, obviously.” she laughed softly, feeling the boy pull back and look up at her with a stunned expression. 

“why didn’t you tell me?” he had a goofy smile spread across his face, staring up at his best friend he hadn’t seen in what felt like a lifetime. 

“it wouldn’t have been a surprise if i told you, b.” he smiled wider at the nickname he hadn’t heard in almost a year. he let out a content sigh at the fact that she was really right here in front of him. 

y/n raised her head, smiling at the sight of the small group that had flooded out onto the porch. kie was leaning into pope’s side, a hand covering her mouth and y/n could see her glassy eyes despite the space between them. pope was smiling widely, and y/n chose to ignore the fact that sarah cameron was standing on the porch, figuring she’d ask about that later, despite the slight discomfort in the girl’s expression at the sight in front of her. 

and though she knew it would happen at some point, the sight of jj still seemed to put her into shock. he was staring at her as if he couldn’t believe she was even real. he couldn’t tell if he was dreaming or if this was all actually happening. the pit in his stomach that had only left a few months ago was coming back, along with a slew of other emotions. 

but y/n ignored it for now, her smile only faltering for a moment. it dropped for a second before she forced it again and smiled softly at the boy, her chest practically exploding when he smiled back at her. 

john b looked over his shoulder and cursed under his breath, letting the girl back on her feet and not a moment later, kie was running over to her, her arms latching around the girl’s neck. y/n laughed, staggering back at the forceful contact and hugging her back. 

“hi kie.” she whispered softly, rubbing her hand up and down her back when the girl started crying. 

“you didn’t say goodbye.” she cried into the girl’s neck, y/n’s smile dropped softly. 

“i’m sorry, lovely. i should’ve told you.” kie pulled her face out of the girl’s neck, wiping underneath her eyes and punching y/n softly, though it made both of the girls smile and let out soft laughs. 

y/n’s eyes flicked over to sarah again, who was still giving her a hesitant look, now beside john b who was still smiling like an idiot. y/n hugged kie again, leaning her lips close to kie’s ear. 

“what the hell is sarah cameron doing here?” kie laughed loudly at the question, telling her she’d explain later. 

kie pulled back, only moving off to the side when pope gently moved her to the side and wrapped y/n in a hug just like kie had done just minutes prior. y/n laughed into pope’s chest, humming in content at the feeling. with a final squeeze he let the girl go, smiling down at her before dropping a hand on the top of her head and messing up her hair. 

she swatted pope’s hand away quickly and punched him softly in the chest before shoving him off to the side. she looked back at jj, who was stood in the same place he was when she first looked at him. he was staring at her hesitantly, biting on the inside of his cheek as he tried to gauge the situation. 

he had been the one that started the fight, and the one that ultimately drove a wedge between them, so he gave her the reigns. he regretted everything that he said to her that night, though he never got the opportunity to tell her that. she shut him out. she shut all of them out- all except john b, though none of them knew that. 

but she just smiled at him, the urge to hug him far stronger than the hurt she had felt a year ago. 

“you gonna come down here and hug me maybank?” he smiled at that, though it surprised him just as much as everyone else who was looking between the two of them to find out what they were going to do. 

so he jogged down the steps of the porch and over to her, lifting her off of her feet just like john b had done previously. and he hugged her tighter, if that was even possible. she latched onto him as much as she could, her ankles locking behind his back and her arms wrapping around his neck tightly. 

she dug her face into his neck and he did the same, both of them getting lost in the moment. their breaths ran shaky, which was quickly ignored. she felt jj’s breath stutter and her neck grew wet, which made her heart crack. 

“it’s okay, j.” she set a hand on the back of his head and scratched at his scalp gently, hearing a soft sniffle from the boy. 

“it’s not okay.” he shook his head quickly, his sniffles never ceasing. 

she looked up at the group behind jj, still gathered on the porch and sent them an apologetic smile, wondering if this is how it had been for the entire time. john b ushered everyone inside, smiling softly at y/n before shutting the door behind them. 

y/n pulled back slightly, her hand on the back of his head never moving, still scratching gently. her other went under his jaw and pushed his head up, forcing him to look up at her. 

“it’s okay.” she tried to assure him, a small but bright smile still on her face. 

she unwrapped herself from him, stepping back onto the ground in front of him and wiping his cheeks clean of tears. he was shaking his head, guilt and blame towards himself flooding him completely. y/n rolled her eyes, letting a soft laugh pass her lips. 

“jj, listen to me.” she whispered softly, cupping his head in both of her hands. her thumbs ran over his cheeks as she smiled brightly at the boy crying between in her hands. “i needed to go, and that’s fine. i had to deal with my own problems away from you guys. all of you, okay?” 

he stared at her, but didn’t move. he didn’t agree that it was all okay. he’d run her off, driving a wedge between him and her, as well as her and the rest of her friends. he hated that he did that to her. 

“i had to fall out of love with you, jj.” she whispered softly, running a hand through his hair that made his eyes fall shut. 

“did you?” he looked back at her, his eyes boring into hers and the ache in his chest needing some sense of relief. 

she shook her head gently, still smiling though he could see the pain in her eyes. the memories of the past few months coming back to her. her one task at hand failing miserably as she thought of the blond boy every single day. she couldn’t shake him, and she knew exactly why. 

“no, i didn’t. i don’t think i’ll ever be able to, but i can live with it now. so, it won’t matter. i won’t act any different-”

“what if i don’t want that?” he cut her off quickly, nerves racking his body as he waited for her reaction. 

“what?” she stared at him in disbelief, while also taking time to figure out if she’d heard him correctly. 

he nodded slowly, staring at her carefully. she didn’t understand, but she hoped she heard the right thing. 

“what if i want you to love me? what if- what if everything i said a year ago was absolute insanity and stupid and idiotic and-”

“jj.” she put a finger on his lips gently, her eyes starting to glaze over as she stared up at the boy with a soft smile. “just spit it out.” 

“i love you. i’m in love with you. and i should’ve known that back then, and i’m sorry i made you move away and i’m so sorry i hurt you. i was a fucking idiot and i should’ve-” 

she smiled through his rant, shaking her head as she slightly tuned out his words and lifted herself onto her toes, pressing her lips against his gently. his hand moved to hold the back of her head, pushing her closer against him. she hummed softly at the contact, jumping and turning when the sound of cheering filled the air. 

they both looked back at the door to see the pogues standing around the door cheering and clapping loudly, which made y/n laugh before looking back at jj. he flipped all of them off, rolling his eyes before looking back down at the girl. 

“i’m sorry i didn’t say that a year ago.” she shook her head, scrunching up her nose at the thought. 

“doesn’t matter now.” she whispered softly, smiling when he leaned down to kiss her again. “now how about you guys catch me up? for starters, you can tell me when sarah cameron started hanging out with you guys.” 

jj laughed loudly, just as kiara had when she asked her earlier. he nodded down at her, stealing one more kiss before taking her hand and dragging her back up to the chateau, evidently to explain the last year to her. 

[tyonfs]

seriously fuck this app for not letting me reblog in peace 🤬 god knows how many times i tried i lost everything i typed 🧍anyways sending this here instead ^^

i may have alr forgotten a huge chunk of what i wanted to say but this i haven’t— i love loooove love their friend group so much. esp how loving and caring and protective renjun is over mc!! :( also, mc and jaemin’s dynamic? whew loved that sm. how they could just naturally transition to lovers (horny ones at that — but that’s more jaemin rlly that bastard) and their closeness as friends is still there yk what i mean ;-;; tho i found all the chaos so much fun hhhh. yeonjun just mentioning he’s interested in her but haven’t rlly acted much (or at all even lmao) on it since yet suddenly became the source of chaotic misunderstandings(?) NSHSHSHS

THE SEXY SCENES 🧍 despite how annoyingly horny jm can be love how he unknowingly(?) just put her needs first without expecting her to reciprocate it right away (hope i remembered this correctly i know he like,,, realized it a bit late after that, god i hate my mind) of course he cares about her more than he realized this idiot. there’s the awkwardness but damn oh damn the intimacy it’s all so fucking hot but u could feel there’s alr more to it than just lust :( love these stupid babies.

and oh my god when he was streaming!!!!! but the way i pictured it like the times he’s on their huya lives?? ykno when he just runs his mouth nonstop while playing GODDDDD very annoying yet endearing yes jaemin annoys me so much but i l word ok ok ok

they’re so stupid but understandable everyone is vvv likeable here btw :( will never stop thinking about how they just have such great chemistry. as much as yeonjun was slandered here haha let’s not forget how when it’s bad experiences it’s compared to hyucksNSHSHSHSHSHS i enjoyed reading this a lot it’s so much thank you :(( one of the great ways to start this year. (…..being whipped for njm ig)

love his character development here btw hands down. i cannot move on about his fucking twitch tshirt tho NDHDHDH m gonna throw that away myself if i could. ALSO oh my god i just remembered it’s so funny how someone always walked in on them HAHA the confession — as cringey and awkward(??) as it was, that’s just so them yk and to top it all off jaemin forgetting to end his stream 💀💀💀 ok again. this is so enjoyable to read thank you so much i hope you have a great day and a great year ahead u deserve the best ;;;;

tumblr’s bugs strike again 😞😞 i’m so sorry it crashed on your reblog love D; but ??? omg you rlly typed it out again for the ask THATS SO NICE OF YOU :(( and pls this is such a long ask i’m like sobbing over the fact that you took the time to write all of this and you have so many thoughts about my fic ☹️💗 i had to bring out my notes app to make sure i typed out everything i was feeling while referencing back to this ask !!!!! 😳 thank you sm for reading and sending this like !!! IM SO HAPPY 😭😭

i’m so glad you liked the friend group together !! i’ve always wanted to write a fic where the friend group was well fleshed out and had important roles (and this actually wasn’t the fic i was going to try it out on) but it served as a good stepping stone and your words make me feel more hyped to improve :’)) although they didn’t have many scenes together, i loved them too 🥰🥰 i get emotionally attached to my own characters sobsob and YES RENJUN !!!! he’s my ult too :’) actually i ult half of dream so i cant defend myself but !! he made their arrangement soooo romeo and juliet for a little 😭 and i love writing protective (but sorta chill??) best friends ♡ AAAA PLS IT WARMS MY HEART TO HEAR THAT YOU LIKED MC AND JAEMINS DYNAMIC that’s like everything for me 🤧💘 i rlly wanted to preserve their friendship even while they were treading the line between fwb to lovers, but there were those little moments like jaemin calling mc creepy for staring at him and mc telling him to shut up when he made a dirty joke :’))

HAHAHAH poor yeonjun 😭 the whole situation is a fictional representation of friends exaggerating a memory of a guy saying he’s interested in you, and then proceeding to hype it up without realizing they’ve looked to deeply into it 😵‍💫 but man yeonjun’s officially branded as The Infamous Litterer™️ in jaemin’s eyes

AHHH IM GLAD YOU LIKED THOSE MOMENTS :’)) <33 yesyesyes!! mc didn’t exactly realize she had feelings at first but i like to think ab it like “she fell first, he fell harder” bc jaemin completely lost his confidence when he realized he liked her a lot and didn’t want to push her too far. he didn’t go all the way with her bc he realized right before but yes he didn’t expect her to reciprocate what she wasn’t ready for :’) little did he know that mc is like the biggest virgin but extra horny 😭

PLEASE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT hes so cute when he games i’m sobbing but yes that mouth RUNS i lov when he talks fast HAHAH like in the mafia games he spits bars to his advantage to make everyone else give up trying to understand 😭😭 also i’m so glad you liked all the characters :’)) my goal was to make them all have their charms even with little screentime(??) LOLL and 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ hyuck having girl trouble And the awkward first-time story 😞 free him from the slander i bestowed upon him

GLAD I COULD START UR YEAR OFF WITH SELF INDULGENT NA JAEMIN CONTENT THO 😎😎 it’s what the nanadoongies deserve 🧘‍♀️ AND AHAHA YES they were always walked in 😭💔 first by renjun, then by jaemin’s twitch stream audience, and then by mark (but at least they were mostly safe for mc’s first-time !! until jeno walked in during the aftermath 💀)

but thank you sm for leaving me such a sweet and heartfelt message angel !! i’m so touched that you put in all this effort to type this out for me 😭😭💖 i hope you have a wonderful day/night and a great 2022 ahead !! ♡ sending my love and support your way :]

[ahgastae]

worst chefs in seoul (outline) – kim seokjin x gn!reader

➥ word count: 3.9k | reality/cooking show au | crack | fluff

➥ m.list

➥ a/n: we’re back at it again with another wip i never finished lol. this one is the outline for what was intended to be a social media au (as evidenced by some of the notes i left for myself), though it’s likely that’s not how it actually would’ve come out. i’d love to hear some of your thoughts/reactions, and i hope you enjoy ♡

day ???

start w y/n and yoongi goofing off on twitter

the whole y/n eating a moldy grape thinking it’s a kiwi thing

and yoongi panicking bc of it

could transition into them talking about the finale episode of their favorite show: worst chefs in seoul

they’re both huge fans, and equally complete disasters when it comes to culinary skill

yoongi likes the show bc he likes the competition aspect and tbh he got addicted after y/n forced him to watch the first season w them

y/n also likes it for that reason, but the main reason they watch it is bc of a certain kim seokjin

anyway, they talk about the finale, and then yoongi says something about the next season’s ‘nominations’ coming up soon

y/n jokingly says they’re going to nominate yoongi bc of that one time he made tacos with dog food

and yoongi fires back w the time they managed to light the microwave on fire making cup o’ noodles

they agree to let each other live

…..for now

sike!

the two actually do end up nominating each other w/o the other knowing

y/n honestly just thought it would be funny if yoongi got picked and yoongi was like “fuck it why not”

little did they know…..

while the nomination guidelines assure that the selection process is completely random, this is a reality show

meaning for anyone w a brain that’s obviously not the case

contestants are actually chosen by the show’s assistant producers and approved by the chefs themselves and then the higher ups

but who are those assistant producers??

none other than park jimin and kim taehyung

neither of them keep their involvement with the show a secret, and one takes it a teensy bit more seriously than the other

anyway, they’re usually told to find a batch of contestants (that they feel) would conjure up the most drama for the show

it is tv, after all, and they have to keep people watching

and that part is crucial

to their credit, they do (somewhat) succeed for the most part

jimin selects yoongi and namjoon from the nomination pool bc he thinks joon’s clumsiness w yoongi’s nonchalant nature will work for max chaos

and taehyung chooses y/n and jungkook bc while their competitive drives are similar, y/n’s subdued nature has a big chance for conflict w jk’s out-there attitude

(how do they know all this? they’re experts at what they do leave me alone)

day ??? 2.0

y/n (and yoongi, secretly) is ecstatic when they get the emails/DM/whatever that they’ve been “chosen for the next hot season of worst chefs in seoul!”

but then yoongi asks if it’s allowed for them to know each other and accept the nomination

like they’re best friends. is that going to present some kinda problem that’ll get them both kicked off??

should only one of them accept it?

(he’s immediately ready to sacrifice his own nomination bc he knows how much y/n cares about this stupid show)

y/n says they’re not going to let him do that bc they were both chosen, meaning they both should get to go

but—

“it’s fine!! we can just pretend we don’t know each other when we’re on set!”

and so they’re off

to some undisclosed location in seoul

day 0

jimin and taehyung are the first to greet everyone, collecting all four contestants together for a tour of the dorms

and y/n starts texting yoongi in a panic bc both of their dumbasses forgot that the contestants are separated into teams as soon as they arrive

yoongi prolly says smth like i’m two feet away from you why are you texting me

(y/n reminds him they can’t make it seem like they know each other)

yoongi acts like it’s not that big of a deal

prolly says there’s a good chance they’ll end up on the same team

and if they don’t they can just hang out in the dorms when the cameras are off and away

which is when jimin loudly announces that this season, each team is getting their own dormitory

and that contestants will be required to stay in their dorm while filming the season, except for approved ‘outings’ for the show

he moves on before anyone can ask what that means

they’ll be allowed to pick whichever dorm they want to stay in for the first night, since they want to get the contestants’ reactions on camera when they reveal the teams

but after they’re revealed tomorrow, it’s your dorm and your dorm only

y/n and yoongi automatically gravitate towards each other

they end up together in the ‘new’ dorm, which yoongi grumpily notes is practically bigger than their whole apartment

y/n wonders if they ended up in seokjin’s dorm, and gets excited at the thought of this being a ‘test’ to see which chef’s team they’ll be on

to which yoongi asks what makes this dorm his?

“idk i just...feel his aura in here”

“.......okay, weirdo. i’m gonna go ‘feel his aura’ in the bathroom and take a—”

“yoongi!!”

y/n can either ask what yoongi thinks of the other contestants or they can both pretty much blow them off entirely for the time being

idk which yet

day 1

next morning, the contestants are woken up bright and early by none other than our favorite assistant producers

the wake up call comes in the form of a new group chat between the six of them

along with a link to ‘download’ the calendar for the shooting schedule

(which is really an app/virus that disables certain functions on their phones)

((such as most social media and texting numbers outside their ‘parameters’))

after that’s all hashed out, jm & t explain that this group chat is for any and all notifications and updates about the show, as well as any questions and/or concerns the contestants might have

like

“can i just vote to eliminate myself now and go home?” and

“how do i get this fucking thing off my phone” and

“when do we find out what team we’re on??”

the answers to which are

no

you’ll find out when filming is finished

and right now!

they tell the contestants to get up and get dressed as their first day on set officially starts now

y/n and kook immediately jump into action and leave the gc

joon lags behind a little confused but follows the flow

yoongi, ever the people person, gets aggressive when they don’t answer his questions about their goddamn malware

“is this even legal?? are you even fucking allowed to just disable our devices like this?”

“what if there’s an emergency??”

“looks like you’ll just have to find out, huh?”

yoongi’s phone then crashes and won’t let him unlock it until the first block of filming is finished

jm: “oops ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ”

day 1 recap

we find out through our superfan what happens during the first episode

(maybe do something like this person is some kinda press/‘news’ account dedicated entirely to w.c.i.s. and the two chefs)

((mayhaps they leak the contestant list before it goes public??))

((jimin and tae could have some kinda unspoken rivalry w them lol))

anyway the story is told through them in a series of twitter threads

(plus a few messages from y/n to yoongi freaking out about the teams they get put on)

first event of the day is: the team announcements

yoongi and joon end up on team kim seokjin and y/n is on team jyp w kook

being split up puts a bit of a damper on their plans, and with this stupid cell block they don’t know if they’ll even be allowed to talk to each other

none of them get much time to react, though, as they’re then shuffled off to their respective kitchens

where they finally meet their respective chefs

and, lo and behold, y/n is goddamn terrified

jinyoung is even scarier in person than he is on tv

“don’t laugh at me yoongi!! this is the guy who made a girl sob on live television!”

“and now ur gonna be the next person what’s the problem lmao”

while y/n tries to get past their fear, they’re given their first official task: work together with their new partner to create a meal of their choice

the catch is that they aren’t allowed any help from their chef yet

and since the teams were just announced literally like 10 minutes ago, none of them have had much of a chance to get to know each other

(the network knows this, and does this on purpose since most of the seasons’ first episodes are spent either arguing or being completely lost)

things go about as well (read: badly) as expected

y/n and kook soon discover their very conflicting personalities and spend the majority of the round bickering back and forth about what to make/how to do it

meanwhile yoongi slaps a piece of sliced cheese directly on the stove while joon runs around like a chicken w its head cut off

in the end, team jyp somehow manages to come out victorious

they cobble together some (semi) edible banana milkshakes to present to the judges

(‘together’ meaning y/n wanted to make plain vanilla milkshakes and kook switched it for banana milk when they weren’t looking)

yoongi and joon tried (keyword being tried) to make grilled cheese

but between yoongi’s cheese-to-stove method and joon dropping their two pieces of burnt toast right before the timer rang

they didn’t get many points

as their reward, team jyp has the honor of picking what they’ll be making tomorrow

they’re given the rest of the day to think and talk it over while team ksj is told to reflect on what went wrong in today’s trial

back at the dorms (now in their separate teams), y/n finds that yoongi finally graces them w a response

(and that they were right about which one was ‘seokjin’s’ dorm)

yoongi tells them about ‘that little shit’ locking him out of his phone and that he honestly just wants to get tf out of there contract or not

y/n convinces him to stay and stick it out, if not for them then for the prize money at the end

yoongi then asks what dish they’re going to pick for tomorrow, and asks if they can pick something he at least has an idea how to make

cue y/n saying that they were thinking of suggesting one of seokjin’s signature dishes but not knowing if kook would go along w the idea

“he kept trying to switch out our ingredients for banana milk and i don’t know how to tell him to knock that shit off”

“honestly you know i’m not one to take charge but he wasn’t even listening to me!! what’s to say he’s actually going to listen to the PROFESSIONAL chef here to help us??”

“aNd SPeAkINg oF THaT”

cue y/n whining about how they wanted to be on jin’s team and it’s not fair that they both got stuck w jinyoung AND a bratty kid on their team

yoongi sympathizes since he was looking forward to them being on the same team, but makes y/n agree that if he has to give the competition a chance then they have to give kook one too

“i mean yeah he seems like a bit of a dumbass but isn’t that why we’re all here? bc we have no fuckin clue what to do in the kitchen?”

hmm...fine they’ll give him a chance

but they still think he’s a lil shit and don’t really wanna talk to him at all, let alone reach some kinda compromise on what to make

they don’t get much or a choice, though, as they both receive a mysterious message from...jungkook? in another group chat?

the contestants find that they have all been manually added to another gc

except this one is missing the two assistant producers who love to breathe down their necks

everyone but jk is immediately suspicious

is this some of trick to get them to screw up?

to break some kinda hidden clause in the contract none of them actually read?

wasn’t that thing they downloaded supposed to block incoming messages like this?

“but wait, yoongi, then how were we able to…?”

but as of right now, they don’t get any answers

and they’re all too afraid to ask anyone but each other

“well we’re all here so...we might as well get to know each other right?? :D”

this is where we get our first in-depth look at the four people stuck on this show together, who in their lives nominated them and why

(y/n and yoongi’s lying skills are put to a bit of a test as they each rush to pull stories right out of their asses)

kook talks about bambam and says his nomination said smth about “adding banana milk to everything f*ckin thing he makes”

he doesn’t really get why that was enough to land him a spot on the show but he thought it would be pretty cool to be on tv and just went along with it

namjoon talks about hobi and emphasizes that he’s not that bad of a cook

he just gets nervous and confused when it comes to recipes and cooking which expresses itself in the form of his unabashed clumsiness

joon then asks if they’ll really be prevented from having any outside communication until filming is finished

he, like yoongi, questions the legality of deceitfully installing the block on their phones

y/n says there probably was some kind of hidden clause that allowed them to do that, as they “can’t imagine seokjin would take part in a competition that abuses its contestants”

to which joon replies that they don’t actually know seokjin so they can’t really ‘imagine’ anything about how he will or won’t act

right as yoongi is about to jump in and tell him to back off, jungkook decides that that’s way too much legal talk for him

he forces changes the subject back to the gc as a whole and says that even if they’re prevented from talking to their friends he’s happy they’ll “at least have each other :D”

y/n feels like part of that is directed at them and feels bad for how they thought he was ‘just a dumb kid’ before

namjoon, however, is still hesitant

he’s not sure if this chat could get them in trouble in regards to the show and their contract and what not and says that they all should probably delete it just to be safe

but that is unanimously vetoed by y/n and kook (and yoongi, reluctantly) and they decide that if the block allowed it to pass through then it must be allowed

before joon can argue anymore, they all receive a message from tae in the ‘official’ gc

he briefly explains the lights out policy of the dorms and tells them that they’re probably going to want a good night's sleep for their ‘big day’ tomorrow

yoongi then says smth like “well...guess that’s lights out then” and jk responds excited as ever w “night guys!! see you all in the morning! :)”

and y/n can feel their soul leaving their body for even thinking anything ill about him

day 2

contestants are woken up bright and early by alarms they didn’t set

(“oh great, so they just hijacked every app on our fucking phones then”

jimin tells them all to hurry up, get dressed, and meet the chauffeur outside bc they can’t afford to be late

(“literally! every second you waste is money docked from the network’s wallet! so get your asses in gear, guppies!”)

y/n and kook get outside first, but yoongi and joon are nowhere to be seen

y/n decides to text the q & a gc to get the dirt on seokjin

they kinda start sucking up to jimin and tae to see if they’ll reveal any info, particularly about what the chef is like and if it’s possible for him to talk to the ‘other’ team’s contestants

and while the producers are pleasantly surprised that one of the contestants actually want to use that gc for something other than yelling at them

they unfortunately can’t give much info besides what most people already know

and confirm that one of the chefs talking to the other’s students was probably not allowed, but that it’s also never really happened before so they’re not really sure lmao

(“taehyung!!” “what? was i not supposed to say that?”)

jimin cuts the conversation short there as yoongi and joon arrive and they all get on the shuttle for the set

taehyung does say one last thing tho

“good luck!! hopefully they don’t tear u up too bad!”

but first

our superfan gives us the downlow on the competition and how it works

after being split into teams, the contestants will rotate between ‘training’ w their chef and competing against each other in timed trial rounds

prizes can be won for both events, but the ones for the trial rounds are generally more competition based while the ones for the training rounds are more about luxury/quality of life while filming

each trial round win counts as a point towards the team’s score in the competition

only trial rounds affect this score

once a certain number of points has been reached (5), that team moves into the next phase of the competition

instead of working as a team, they are split up and now have to work against each other to win the favor of their chef

and in the finale, after one last big cookout competition, an individual winner is chosen and crowned a ‘former’ worst chef in seoul

once the contestants arrive on set, the chefs reiterate that today is just a training round

(they all let out a collective sigh of relief)

and it’s a good thing everyone woke up so early bc they’re just in time to learn how to make breakfast!!

“it’s not like we had much of a choice-oof.”

“anyway! team jyp, since you won the pretrial round yesterday, you get to decide what both teams will be learning how to make today. so, y/n, jungkook. think carefully. what do you want for breakfast?”

y/n is about to suggest seokjin’s signature strawberry and cream crepes when jungkook, who is still half asleep, blurts out “omelette”

(also i’ve decided that jackson is the host of the show now and i’m not changing my mind)

and it’s decided. they’re makin’ omelettes

(y/n is only a little bit peeved)

shuffled off to their separate kitchens, y/n is reminded of just how terrified they are of jinyoung

sure, they thought he was scary yesterday when they realized they were on his team, but now he has to actually teach them and they can’t help but think he’s going to make them into an idiot sandwich by the end of the day

as such, they try to keep half-asleep kook in between them and jinyoung at all costs, even if it meant running around the kitchen like a lost puppy

jinyoung, fully aware of how the show portrays him and how fans view him, notices this almost instantaneously

but he unfortunately doesn’t get to pull y/n aside to address it before jungkook starts digging through the fridge for banana milk and almost throws the entire carton of eggs on the floor

professional chef jyp mode: on

and they’re off

it’s a little difficult with y/n dancing around the kitchen anxiously and jungkook’s absolute aversion to being told what to do (as y/n predicted), but jinyoung manages to whip them into shape long enough to (barely) make a ham, cheese, and “green onion? wtf is that?” omelette

team seokjin, however, does not favor as well

yoongi apparently doesn’t know what tf a green onion is either and just throws in whatever green vegetable he can find while jin is struggling to keep namjoon from setting himself on fire

….and it turned out to be celery

that, plus joon somehow managing to burn the omelette to a crisp, costs them the training round

y/n and kook start to celebrate their victory and actually working as a team when jackson informs them that their ‘prize’ is they get to eat what they cooked while the other team gets whatever is left over on the catering table

“i hope you listened to your chef!”

“...jungkook, please tell me you used actual milk in this”

“um…”

back at the dorms, the contestants share their thoughts on their first day of training, as well as their first official day w their chefs

(also include y/n saying something about their banana milk omelettes actually not being half bad)

y/n immediately recalls how much they were terrified of jinyoung, almost cutting their finger off when he glanced over their shoulder when they were slicing the green onions

jk agrees, adding smth about how he didn’t think a scowl could ever be so intimidating

“it reminded me of my mom’s face when she found out i tried to pierce my own ears in the bathroom in middle school!! i was too afraid to push the needle all the way through and walked around with it in my ear all day until one of my teachers finally noticed and sent me to the office!”

...ok jungkook

during all of this, yoongi and joon are both like...wtf

“seokjin was literally nothing but nice to us. even when namjoon almost set his sleeve on fire lmao”

“hyung how did u manage that” “doesn’t matter”

jungkook thinks the difference in the chefs is hilarious, but y/n is only upsetti spaghetti

they go on a bit of a rant about how badly they wanted to be on jin’s team

saying something about how jinyoung is scary and mean and they’re almost positive he can sense their fear or something and probably use it against them while jin’s team would be so much better on the sole fact that they wouldn’t feel like he would turn them into an omelette for getting something wrong

cue jk being all babey asking “you...don’t wanna be on a team with me? :((“

and y/n immediately PANICS and tries to explain that NO, it’s not HIM but yoongi saves their ass by saying that seokjin is just their favorite and that’s all

jungkook feels better, but then namjoon is like “hol up. we all just met. how could you possibly know that?”

insert more y/n fumbling and jk confusion

yoongi (once again) covers w some bullshit story that he was able to just guess that based on what y/n’s said in the gc so far

joon wants to question it further, but jungkook informs them that the lights out call just came in before he can

another yoony/n sigh of relief

in private, y/n freaks out to yoongi for almost blowing their cover to the others

prompting a short conversation over whether they think they can trust them or not

y/n admits that they’re warming up to kook, but is a little suspicious if namjoon will keep their secret yet

convo ends with yoongi saying something like “well, the kid’s right about one thing. at least we know we have each other”

end.

[spiralesbian]

ALRIGHT

here’s my full Stranger Avatar Sasha Archivist timeline:

(also, thanks to @artbyblastweave for being so interested in my lil au!)

SEASON ONE

sasha james is hired as the head archivist of the magnus institute!

her assistants are jon, tim, and martin

tim takes the thematic role of martin (aka getting tormented by my worm wife jane, and stays in the archives)

sasha reads thru statements and is a skeptic! she really does not believe it’s real until jane comes along.

“tim……………………..did you die here?”

“no, but every time i come to work i die a little more inside.”

cute timsha moment in the supply closet tho.

until martin kool-aid-mans through the door and gets them out of there

jon used to work in artefact storage so he hides in there. he’ll be fine

i actually can’t remember how they all get out but they do it KKJSDGFJHD

sasha takes everyone’s statements. tim is fucked up, martin is also fucked up, jon is actually fine though he seems pretty normal about this whole situation most definitely.

sasha realizes this is a bit more than a regular archivist job.

SEASON TWO

sasha gets paranoid of course. she learns more about gertrude because she never got the chance to meet her

she takes a statement from a guy named michael shelley. weird dude. then helen shows up :)

jon is most definitely himself he is just a normal regular grumpy jon i swear :)

sasha starts to manifest her powers a little bit. she doesn’t know it, but she is an avatar of the stranger, and a prisoner of the eye.

she starts to notice more things about jon? similar to this comic but with jon

eventually she + tim + martin help get jon out of the grip of the NotJon. this is my au and i get to choose who dies (it’s no one because i miss the s1 archival assistants too much).

jon is pretty fucked up from this though and at like a season-3-tim mindset already.

fucking goddamn leitner avatar of the fucking whore shows up to trap the NotJon in one of his shitty fucking novels. fuck this guy tho

he’s like Sasha We Must Talk and shes like okay but stay 8 ft away from me at all times you bitch

she leaves the room for 10 minutes and pipe murder occurs. good riddance

wait are the cops in the season i genuinely can’t remember. if they are, their roles don’t change very much. melanie and sasha feud, battle of the bi queens

SEASON THREE:

uh oh! girlie’s be framed for murder! she crashes at her ex gf georgie’s flat. also the admiral is there don’t think i would EVER cut him out of this story

(also jon is georgie’s ex too because i think that would be fun JDHBFHS)

sasha learns abt an upcoming web ritual (mirroring the unknowing), all that shit. gets kidnapped a ton of times, as usual.

helen is like “i am going to kill you because i hate gertrude <3 i was that dumb bitch’s assistant for too long” but michael busts out of the door like Hi Guys and traps her in the hallway.

sasha also gives her statement about a leitner she found as a child that marked her. its a stranger book and we learn her edgy orphan origin story how her parents were both murked by the stranger. fucked up if true!

back at the archives jon is like so fucking tired of this shit honestly and now martin is also pretty paranoid. also jm romance subplot is still very present!

tim is just trying to protect sasha at all times and he’s pissed she keeps leaving the country and getting fucking kidnapped

(remember when jon persuades the traffic cop?) sasha starts to fill her archivist role in a different way. she can shapeshift into the subject of a statement and uses her affiliation with the eye to coerce statements or info out of people. (example: if she needed a live statement from the guy in #90 Body Builder, she could temporarily make herself look like jared hopworth to the guy and ask “what happened to me?” or “what did i do?” and the guy would be like well he built some fucken bodies i guess let me tell you all about it) while reading the statements in america that refuel her, she fully shapeshifts into the statement giver while reading out loud.

once again i truly can’t remember daisy + basira’s roles until the end of the season. also melanie get shot by the ghost at some point

anyways sasha gets kidnapped by trevor and julia and they gerry lays out all the shit for her and she’s like ah! i’m fucked

tim offhand mentions the web ritual to martin and he loses his shit cause he’s marked by the web blah blah this isn’t a web!martin thing i swear i just need someone to fill tim’s role in the ritual and a lonely ritual would be fucking boring as hell as we learned from ass man peter lukas. i hate that man

so they make the plan to stop the web ritual (which is fucking hard when the offense knows your every move) so sasha, basira, daisy, jon, and martin go.

tim stays back at the institute to burn shit and distract elias. elias does some fucked up shit as usual and it makes me sad

the ritual starts! they have a plan to blow it up and run but like. u know how it goes

instead of the unknowing-stranger-dream-sequence, we get everyone kinda mixed up in a huge spider’s web on the big stage and its still quite confusing because this ritual not only manipulates the prey, but also the prey’s perceived reality. the web is also in current control of the buried coffin cause they think that shit is kinda fun. they yeet daisy into it.

hard to describe what happens, but basira keeps her cool, jon is a bit lost in his own mind, sasha tries to use her powers to escape but fails. she manages to get through to martin through the strings and mounds of spiders and she tosses him the detonator.

[squishing spider noises]

SEASON FOUR:

martin doesn't die, i told you i can't kill the og archival assistants! he does lose most of one leg though, he took the blunt of the explosion.

sasha in da hospital in da coma. tim is mad he can’t wake her up and then my man ollie says “ur fucked up mate” and she wakes up

(and because coma jon has such wild hair controversy, i’m establishing that her head was shaved when she was in the coma. it grows back thru s4. it she keeps one side shaved cause she’s cool)

meanwhile tim is recruited by that dumbass man you know who i don’t even wanna say his stupid fucking name

sasha gets daisy out of the buried. they become avatar pals!

(there is the biggest blank in my memory where all of season four should be. at this point i should just relisten to the entire fucking show but i would literally just forget it all again)

melanie says hm. fuck this! and blinds herself. she goes to live with georgie (and that’s the moment jon and sasha realize they are both georgie’s exes FHFHDJD)

tim continues to fight the lonely pull. he thinks that since p*ter l*kas is tied to the institute, he can blind himself out cause melanie was successful. he is wrong. he is also interrupted by elias midway, and only blinds one eye, and loses most of his sight in the other. elias’s hold on him is weak, but this just drives him way farther into the lonely.

gotta be honest i remember the end of season four but like i couldn’t visualize what was happening at the end so i like don’t understand what happened JGDKFJGD but sasha intervenes (???) and peter yeets tim into the lonely (???) and sasha jumps in (??????) after him. elias is just there i guess?

instead of “look at me martin,” sasha finds tim and at this point her form is warped and hard to recognize because of stranger powers, and tim is almost 100% blind, so she says “don’t look at me, see me. see me tim, it’s me.” and finally creates a clear image of herself. “it’s...it’s you. you’re my sasha.”

they break free and go to scotland i guess KHSDDKDSF

idk what happens with jon and martin im losing continuity at this point. fuck it, they smooch <3

“ah these are the statements.”

“yes. basira said last week she’d send some up as soon as the archives weren’t a crime scene. and she wasn’t sure which ones you’ve read already, so she, she just said she’d send a bunch.”

“.........Hello Sasha.”

(alternate ending: personally i think sasha would read through each statement before speaking them aloud cause that’s what i would fucking do, so she would get this statement and be like “lmao tim come look at this elias trying to prank me dumb bitch think i’ll start the apocalypse for him. fucking little puny bitch boy. anyways what do you want for dinner?”)

SEASON FIVE:

“just. listen.”

“...i’m dead. and you have been chosen to be my replacement as head archivist. hopefully, this means you, jon, but if someone else is hearing this, and elias has made a different choice for some reason, then these words are still very much intended for you.”

sasha in full stranger avatar mode and is like 8ft tall and her faces shift a lot as they go through the realms. except the stranger is the second to last one (the panopticon is last obviously).

helen and michael actually talk shit out in the spiral hallway and now they are mlm wlw solidarity and both like tim and sasha are such bi and trans icons <3 this is so fun don’t you love the fearpocalypse <3

oh daisy n basira trapped in the hunt, and jon and martin are trapped in the stranger. wtgfs + the admiral are like in space or some shit idk but they are ok :)

not much to report other than she is my monster wife <3

i really don’t have many theories to how everything in s5 is gonna pan out, and i would like to closely mirror the actual show, so maybe as we get closer to the end i’ll build more on to this! thanks a lot for all the notes on my first sarchivist post!! also if u wanna make art this specific au DEF tag me in it i’d love to see!!

[ana-deaky]

Overtime || Joe Mazzello x Reader

A/N: The inspiration started out as a headcanon and I ended up writing it as a story and also basically originated from an absolutely normal chat with the JM Wife Squad (Shoutout to you all). This is for and because of you all and hence dedicated to you all!

Tags: @amethyst-serenade @fairestkillerqueenofall @jd-johndeacon-or-jackdaniels @painandpleasure86 @thosequeenboys @brinteylovesaliens @crazylittlethingcalledobsession @importantpersonllama @supernaturalee @lapofthemusicgods @spunkytown

Words: 1550

Warnings: Full Smut ahead, 18+ content basically

You were getting ready to get off work when the phone buzzed. "Y/N, could you come in for a moment?", said your boss. "Be right there, Mr. Mazzello". You stood up and straightened your black pencil skirt and gray shirt before walking inside the office.

Joe was already talking to one of the sales people and he waved you in and asked you to take a seat while he continued to talk to the guy. You could see that he was being more argumentative and more in-charge of the room with the way he was talking to the guy. If looks weren't making him more attractive, this very much did. "Now get out of my face", said Joe so angrily which visibly turned you on, you crossed your legs to get some friction. Joe turned to you just then and he asked, "Is there anywhere else you have to be at tonight?". "Um.. nothing comes to mind. So, no I guess", you said. "Good. Because I need you.", said Joe and you felt your cheeks flush and blurted, "What?". "I meant I needed your help with something.", said Joe.

The overtime was mostly filled with work and Joe was out of his blazer and the first two buttons of his shirt unbuttoned and you couldn't help but stare at him. While he was busy running his muscular hand through the copper brown hair and his eyes moving scrutinizing each word on the papers in front of him. That's when you realized his fingers snapping in front of your eyes, "Hey!", said Joe, "You are supposed to help me out with this. You seemed distracted", he said looking into your eyes. "I'm sorry.", you told. "Are you though?", he asked tilting his head to one side, "You don't think that I haven't been noticing you zoning out in between meetings and everything.", he said. You immediately felt the bloodrush, "And that", he said pointing to your cheeks. You squeezed your thighs together and didn't notice Joe walk over and lean on the table.

Your immediate reaction to his move was springing up from your seat. Joe reached out to grab you on either sides by your arms and crashed his lips on you. You kissed him back with all the passion you had in you until Joe pulled away. Joe asked, "What do you want?". You whispered him “You, sir.", "I see how it is", he said and turned to the table and sweeped the entire contents on the table in one swift motion and moved behind you. He leaned on one edge of the now empty table and spoke after what felt like hours, "Take down your hair and unbutton the top two buttons of that blouse", sounding dominant as ever. You did as he told as quickly as you can.

Joe walked over and he brought your shirt down to expose your breasts. He licked, sucked and nipped on your nipples and fondled your other breast taking his sweet time as you writhed under his arms while pornographical moans escaped your mouth and he repeats the same while he switched his mouth to the other breast. You were moaning and whimpering and occasionally letting out "Oh please", as he attacked on your breasts. And stopped his attack abruptly.

You could feel his scent, lingering around you as he walked behind you, the cologne he wore everyday, and now he was smelling your hair. His hands were twirling around your hair for a moment and then moving down your abdomen and you could now feel his hands on the hem of your skirt, he dragged the skirt up bunching it up right above the stockings stopped appearing and walked to the front. And moved to stand in front of you. "You are one sexy woman.", he said excitedly like a child who just unwrapped his present.

"Are you going to be a good girl for your Sir?", Joe whispered into your ear. You nodded. "Words, Y/N.", Joe said swatting your bottom lightly. "Yes", you told. "Yes what?", growled Joe pulling your hair. "Yes sir.", you told. "Kneel", he said and you were there on the floor. "You've told me what you wanted, now it's time for you to show me what you want.", said Joe patting your head.

You reached for his belt, unbuckled it, unbuttoned them and unzipped it. You pulled his pants down along with his briefs. You looked at his turgid cock, your mouth watering and you had your fist over his length and was about to take him in when he pulled you off the floor by your hair roughly.

"I changed my mind.", he said, "I can't wait anymore. I've waited for long now. Now, strip down to your panties and lie back on the table with your eyes up and knees apart", commanded Joe. You were quick to take off your clothes off and kicked it off to one side and now you were in your pale pink panties. You could feel Joe's eyes all over you, studying each of your movements as you sat and moved up the table and lied back and parted your knees allowing full view of your clothed crotch to Joe.

It felt so long, so exposed as you laid like that and you couldn't hear any movement in the room. You felt Joe's fingers tracing up your leg ever so lightly and you felt his thumb over your clothes clit, toying with it. The sudden contact made you groan. He moved down to move your panties to a side and slid one finger inside you. He hummed as his finger slid in so easily. He withdrew his finger from your pussy and urged you to open your mouth and pushed the finger inside your mouth for you to suck on while his mouth went down your pussy, licking a long stripe for which you moaned at the fact that this was actually happening and you could feel Joe smirking against your pussy.

The next thing you knew was him pulling off your panties to expose you completely and parted your legs and went down you. He took his finger from your mouth and started finger fucking you as his tongue was playing with your clit. You could feel yourself getting closer and closer as he increased the speed in which he was pumping his fingers in and out of you.

"I'm close, Joe", you told in between moaning and panting. "Let it go, I've got you now. Come for me.", Joe told and you were over the edge and calling out your name. "You've done well, baby", Joe said now lying on top of you, his entire weight pressing over your body. "That was.. very good", you said as you were coming down from your high. "I'm glad you enjoyed it. Because I'm not done with you. Yet."

You looked at him, knowing exactly what would happen. His eyes burning with lust and desire. He adjusted himself on top of you and rubbed the tip over your now sensitive clit, up and down your pussy lips. You tilted your head in pleasure giving room to Joe to suck on your collarbone as he sucked hickeys on them. He eased the tip in your pussy folds ever-so-slowly and pulled out to leave you hanging, just to get you all riled up. "Please", you cried over and over again as the torture continues and Joe replied, "All good things to those who wait", and with that he pushed into her in one quick motion knocking the air out of you. He licked your breasts at the same time to calm you down. Your hips were rising up from the table to meet his as he gained rhythm. And you could feel yourself getting closer even faster than the first one.

"I'm close Joe. Please don't stop", you cried out. "I'm there too. Where do you want me?", said Joe continuing the punishing rhythm. "Inside me.", you cried out and then both of you chanted and screamed each other's names as if that's the only word you both knew as both of you came together, Joe keeping still inside as his cum coated your walls and rested the weight on top of you for a while.

As both of yours breathing calmed down, Joe pulled out of you and lied by your side and left saying, "Be right back". You were still lying on the table. He muttered as he reemerged the room saying, "Hi" carrying a bottle of water and a box of tissue on each of his hands and he was wearing his pants. "Hi", you said getting up and crossing your legs. "Do you want me to... um... clean you up?", he asked. "No, god no, I've got this.", you said getting the box of tissues from his hands. "I'm gonna um use the washroom if you don't mind.", you said gathering your clothes. "Cool", he told.

By the time you got dressed up and returned to his cubicle, he was fully dressed with his blazer on and was starting to gather all the stuff from the floor. "Oh. Let me help you with that.", you said. "Oh it's no issue I was already done with it.", said Joe looking up from the table, "Do you want to..um.. get some dinner? There is a great restaurant around the corner.", Joe asked. "Sure.", you told. "Let's leave shall we?", asked Joe retrieving his coat.

[yoonminist]

wait I've asked you this before but it probably didn't get to you anyway not to be delulu but was there ever a moment that made you think, for even a second that ym might actually be dating? As in for me, it was that vlive award thingy and they had that "i like to see your face"?? moment, jm taking the pen from jk to write his name right under jimin then later us finding that there's a heart between their name, it really made me go AHHHHH??!. The fact that it was all on live didn't help a bit.

THE SIGNING MOMENT I KNOW...... for me don’t even get me started on 160309 aka the legendary you know i know kkul fm aka when yoongi went live for his birthday and jimin crashed it with tae + a cake he bought him specially just because he heard him whining about how he didn’t have one and then he was super shy about giving him an expensive sweater as a gift to the point where he said he was gonna leave if yoongi didn’t like it (the fact that when yoongi was trying to guess what it was he asked Is It Something Small That Twinkles) and was weirdly possessive of him the whole time and then when yoongi asked for birthday wishes at the end jimin got all shy and just whispered You Know and yoongi replied I Know and they spent the next night not getting any sleep because they were up all night talking together i refuse to even THINK about this...... but yeah when i found out this happened i was like okay this is Love love

[taonsil]

'tao then tried to take care of jm too in return' can you give details about this one?

ye! I’m just gonna ramble ok 😷so, in 2013 when K&M were first promoting and living together full time tao was entirely a baby with jm. tao loved pranking jm and acting up with the cute whininess, he seemed very amused by how jm would play with him and manhandle him a bit to get him in line and what a brat he could be with him. fan reports especially from around mid-‘13 said tao was basically a naughty puppy and he loved physically pulling jm around lol their relationship was very much the baby and mama roles with taozi enjoying being the baby (lbr he Always enjoyed that tho.. [pulls up slide That time they got drunk at the after party and tao captioned their selfie mama and son]). things got Deep by the end of the year when tao made that post holding jm’s hand and thanking him for his care. then just, a lot happened and cemented their roles as way more than playful. they undeniably got much closer after kr*s left and over the course of their first tour - a lot on jm’s part, he was keen to interact with tao and let tao play around and be silly with him even to the extent of messing around during parts they shouldn’t have. tao suffered numerous injuries and needed a lot of mama care and attention, and he’d often crash in jm’s hotel rooms with hunnie and stay up all night confiding in jm. so, after all this, tao stopped willingly only being taken care of. seho actually already had a vacation planned when tao insisted on taking them to sanya because he wanted to treat them - he paid for and planned the trip himself. he started sticking closer to jm in activities and trying to be a joy for him (which ofc tao always is :P). he didn’t always do it well but he really tried to take care of himself and worry jm less. then he tried to step up as [me voice] shadow leader and imo this was super significant bc..well he’s the maknae, he’s not the face or voice people expected to be prominent alongside jm. over winter '14 tao was sick constantly, his body was just giving out on doing the flip in overdose and he often didn’t land it and was piling up injuries, he had fevers..he was really getting into a mess and jm was constantly dusting him off, asking people to appreciate him and wish well for him. and alongside this time it was award season, and tao took it upon himself to stick to jm like glue. he talked in place of jm (which..I don’t think any of the others would have done bc it just. wasn’t appropriate OTL but that’s taozi), he changed their line up order to stand by him during acceptance talks, he joint held the awards with him. their overdose choreo moment was getting rly out of hand ajshs and he was doing odd little affectionate things for jm rather than just receiving them (wrapping jm up in his scarf..it killed a man (me)). basically by the start of '15 it seemed like jm was sharing their important moments with tao because tao wanted to be there with him, and that was not tao’s role at all. tao wasn’t popular or important but he was alongside leader like he belonged there. I was geared up for cmb to legit be the sutao comeback lmao. this might not sound much but..he didn’t grow out of being a bab and wanting all of the attention and play, but he did grow into trying in his own way to be there for jm alongside the constant care jm gave him (´；Д；`)

(also this post if you’d like more sutao history (*・♡・)ノ⌒* http://taonsil.tumblr.com/post/162064588623/

[agentstegosaurus]

Taegi Fluff/Crack University!AU (Part 1)

More University!AU Taegi 

ft. clueless wingman Jimin, Taehyung’s hazard-proof noodle arms and Yoongi’s fabulous hand technology (when I say “hand technology” it is exactly not what u think it is bcs this post is rated PG u nasty) 

It started with Jimin receiving a text message from Taehyung at approximately 9:56PM

Kim Taehyung: JIMIN I DID SOMETHING BAD

Park Chiminie: ??? istg if this is u trying to sext me again, i’m gonna have to tell JK 

Kim Taehyung: nO wTF that was ONE TIME LISTEN

Park Chiminie: ????

Kim Taehyung: I RIPPED OPHELIA’S DRESsasjfdkjhkjashdasdnnsdnlasnd

Park Chiminie: ????????????? YOU DID wHAT 

-Apparently, Taehyung had a little accident while he was having a little fun after theatre rehearsals. 

-’Having a little fun’ actually meant Taehyung wearing one of the female cast member’s outfits, wiggling around like a lava lamp and then tripping on his own feet before breaking a nearby prop into halves. 

“You should’ve seen Namjoon snap. He got his teeth on Taehyung’s skull in a millisecond. Honestly if I spent one full month making nothing but styrofoam trees only to have some bish ruin it, I would’ve ripped their head off clean too.” - eyewitness, J*ng H*seok

-Everyone flipped absolute shit bcs their Hamlet performance was due in 2 days 

-Taehyung later received a text message from Jimin telling him to go see “Senior Min (Fashion Design): 010-*******” to get the dress fixed bcs Jimin knows Tae would’ve stitched the sleeves to the corset instead of actually fixing the torn helm. 

-This was how Tae ended up at the campus dorms in “Senior Min”’s dorm room

-They sat on the carpet between the span of Yoongi’s study desk from his bed after Yoongi whipped out his tools and sewing machine, set out to work and Tae marvelled at his expertise. 

-This was fine bcs Yoongi just got through a massive pile of assignments so he was free + Jimin is his surrogate child of sorts 

-It was silent till Taehyung started to make small talk. At first, Yoongi was just “FML what is with this kid” till he unknowingly found himself listening and later, replying back to some of Tae’s random questions 

YG: I cant believe you were b-boying in this.

TH: I was just having fun and tbh it was fun 

YG:

YG: I’m not even gonna ask why u were wearing a dress in the first place 

-By the time Yoongi was done stitching back up the torn parts of the dress, it was already almost 1AM and there were no more trains back to where Tae lived off-campus ((so he wanted to crash at Yoongi’s))

-Taehyung was sort of shy about asking for this favour bcs Yoongi already saved his ass for the dress but he totally just winged at it bcs honestly if he didnt he had no choice but to sleep at the student centre in the sock-smelling ambience bcs it’s 1AM, none of his friends/course mates were replying to his text messages, NJ, Jin and HS who lived outside of campus already left, and JM+JK were having “alone time”. 

-Initially Yoongi was like “omfg this kid” bcs he was just plain tired but he said yes anyway bcs he was a responsible, generous university senior totally not bcs he found Tae hot

-So after Taehyung placed his shoes aside, shrugged off his hoodie and was snug on the carpet, with one pillow and wrapped by layers into a burrito, Yoongi switched off the lights.

[tayegi]

I feel like all those misogyny anons are young girls or if not they shouldn't even blame everything on the OC????? Literally. All. Of. Them. Are. Doing . The. Same. Thing. It's a whole messy relationship. Don't blame one character when the others are doing the exact same shit!!!!

All the beautiful messages I received are under the cut ^^

But I just really REALLY wanted to thank everyone for sending me such wonderful asks. Right when I was about to lose faith in humanity, you guys came out of nowhere to restore my faith. I really REALLY appreciate it. I was srsly even considering deleting Equilibrium because I refuse to let this disgusting misogyny spread, but now I realize those misogynists are thankfully just the vocal minority. 

I really REALLY appreciate this, guys. You always know what to say to make me feel better when I’m at the cusp of giving up. I LOVE YOU

Anonymous said:BRUUHHHH shit just got real in equilibrium. Seeing the development of the story, I knew it was gonna come crashing down soon but damn. This story is so interesting and I really enjoy reading stories with very flawed characters. JK was really pissing me off like he's so damn controlling and it's amazing how people don't see equal fault in all three of them and point fingers at the girl???? Like wtf what story are y'all reading cause last time I checked they were all using each other lmao

Anonymous said:wtf??? how is oc manipulative and a bitch??? can't they that jk is the bitch here?? like he's so selfish and conniving and omg I'm just so angry after that update. not at you because damn girl you can write but like ahhh why wont he just let her touch jm like I just wanna Hug her tbh. I hope she finds the right man. u go girl!!Anonymous said:Omg I come back to this nonsense? I hope you don't let this affect you too much. I don't get why women are always blamed. If anything as I was reading I felt bad for the OC the most honestly. Shes insecure because she got bullied when she was younger and then this angel Jimin comes and he's nice to her and she gets attached. Jungkook takes advantage of the situation so it works out in his favor. For 6 months he was the only one who knew what was really going on.

Anonymous said:Wow I was so surprised to see that people were angry with the OC She is so pitiful and desperate Plus Jungkook's actions are so sick he knows she doesn't love him but he knows she won't leave him because of Jimin so even in this situation he is still using Jimin to manipulate the OC They are all so fucked up

Anonymous said:Really hope all the shitty misogyny doesn't put you off after how hard you've worked! please remember theres shitloads of us who really do appreciate your work and as much as people don't openly voice it, we're still all here in the background, internally voicing our opposition to the minority that obviously don't see the wealth in your work x so fuck them and do your shit because you want to! it's annoying that some aren't understanding it in the way they should but just know the rest of us dox

Anonymous said:I think the problem is not that the OC is women. The problem is that the readers are narrow-minded fans that blindly favor there idols.. U kno, when the bias also clearly did smth wrong but they only blame the other side... Tsk tsk. But the thing that I'm worried is that the story probably won't have an happy ending :c I know it's not ok but I want to OC has a new start with Jungkook (I am sorry Jimin!) or she would be sick of this relationship& too hurt& move out and be a roommate with Tae

Anonymous said:Hey, please don't regret the story cause of some of these mysogynistic idiots. I mean ofc if it makes you uncomfortable to write it then do whats best for you. But i love this story because of the complex nature of this messed up relationship, and your amazing writing. I love how you present selfishness in all three of them. The good and bad in them. You write in shades of grey instead of black and white and its truly amazing. Anyway i hope i didnt say something wrong i just love your work.

Anonymous said:Thank you for standing up in what you believe in. It's one thing for males to be misogynists (which is still HORRIBLY WRONG, fuck them) but for females to behave like one too? It's just disappointing. Us women get enough shit everyday as it is. We should be empowering each other instead of looking at each other as threats BLEEGH! Anyway I loved the latest chapter of equilibrium and pretty much everything you've written.... 🤗

aloneandlovingit said:I appreciate you so much for always calling out these misogynistic people for their shit. Whenever something goes wrong in a relationship it's always the woman who is blamed and the man is made to be a victim even if they're both in the wrong. The worst part is that these anons are probably young girls who were brought up to think this way and this just perpetuates the culture of women being against women and it needs to stop! Anyway I loved the new chapter as always and I love you 😘

Anonymous said:Why and how are people talking shit about the oc???? Wtf.. Equilibrium's so well thought and well structured, people in love do stupid shit, get over it. Jk is being fucking selfish and emotionally using them both, and if people wanna blame someone, blame the right guy. I really rope that the oc get out of this mess, cause girl u don't deserve all this bull shit. and fuck all this misogynist people +

Anonymous said:I'm so shook. I'm leaving this ask to let you know that the majority of the female population all over the world is still NOT on the mysogynous side! Girls, read carefully before you speak! Lu has written everything not only beautifully/intriguingly but also in a crystal clear manner (come on, you don't actually need to interpret things, make a list of who's done what and you'll see that each character is just as manipulative and opportunistic as the other)! Cheers Lu, this is a masterpiece.

Anonymous said:I can't believe people are saying the OC is a bitch?? what about jungkook who proposed this relationship for "fun" and had motives??? and jimin who only likes jungkook and shuts the OC out??? i've been wanting to rip jimin's throat out since he entered the fic

Anonymous said:I could be missing something, but I don't understand the outrage towards the OC when she is just desperate to hold on to the first person who treated her like a real person. That is why I think she is 'attached' to Jimin. The same goes for Jungkook being 'in love' with the OC since she is the first person to ask him a 'meaningful' question that wasn't superficial (coffee shop convo). My heart hurts for the OC because she has to fight so hard for Jimin's attention when she deserves better.

Anonymous said:I seriously can't see how these people are so blind. It was obvious that they were all using each other before and in the latest update Jungkook basically said he never cared about Jimin. How did they miss that? And Jimin rejected the OC until Jungkook proposed they all date. Wow. P.S. I had a feeling Jungkook would be the first one to break. Love your writing and don't let these people ruin Equilibrium for you.

Anonymous said:I almost feel bad for the anons who feel the need to antagonize the OC so much... But it actually fucking hurts. To think that every time that both men and women are in the wrong the woman is the one punished 110% of the time... Ugh I'm so sorry that this had to open our eyes to all the brainwashed idiots out there still perpetuating such hard-lined misogyny. But keep in mind that there are still lots of people who don't stand for this shit and never will, stay strong and love you!!!! 💖💖💖

Anonymous said:Equilibrium is one of my favs and it so upsetting to see people turn the story into something else because they are too blind to see their precious oppas do anything wrong.

Anonymous said:Are people serious? Its so obvious that jungkook and jimin are doing the exact same thing as the oc. Jungkook is only in the relationship for the oc. Jimin is only in it for jungkook. How can you blame the oc for being manipulative but not fault them

Anonymous said:but notice how no one is going "aw poor jimin jungkook tried to abandon him thank god the oc is caring and didn't run away with him" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 ppl are unbelievable. I'm so sorry this is the reaction ch 10 is receiving lu. pls don't let it discourage you. use your voice and the fact that a lot of ppl read the fic to EDUCATE AND TEACH YOUNG WOMEN. stopping now won't accomplish anything. I think you have enough influence with your writing to get something across to these young women and help them

Anonymous said:I want to tell you that equilibrium is honestly so beautiful & your writing is really amazing. I've only recently discovered you but I am upset I didn't find you before! As for the main character & the boys: HELLO THEY ALL PLAYED EACH OTHER FOR THEIR OWN REASONS!!!! Like why is everyone mad at the OC when each character was in the relationship just to be with the one they liked? Anyways the last part with Jungkook & the OC in the hallway is so nicely written! I hope you have a nice day! 💙😄

Anonymous said:I can't believe the amount of ppl mad at the oc rn when jungkook was literally doing the same thing??? so was jimin???? they were ALL playing each other, dont ppl understand that?! that's the whole point of this fic, y/n is in love with jimin, jimin is in love with jungkook, jungkook is in love with y/n. It's all just one big love triangle and they're all lying to each other by being in this relationship. I'm sorry ppl aren't getting that, but pls don't let that discourage you from writing it :(

Anonymous said:*reads the asks saying rude things about the Equilibrium OC* :/ *sighs* Why are people only focusing on the OC??? Jungkook is just as bad, and really no one wants to be with everyone in that relationship. :/ The OC wants Jimin, Jimin wants Jungkook, Jungkook wants to OC. Putting all the blame on the OC is just stupid. :/ I'm sorry you're having to deal with those anons. I wasn't around for what you were saying about In Bloom, but I can see how similar stuff to this would put you off of it. :/

Anonymous said:reads other anon messages - sighs - guys... look below the surface before you immediately judge the narrator. JK doesn't deserve sympathy--he's using Jimin to get to Y/N, Jimin is using Y/N to get to JK, and Y/N is using JK to get to Jimin. No one's innocent of this. In addition, the way he just roped Y/N into giving him exclusivity wasn't exactly fair or unproblematic... So they're all guilty, and the drama's so gooooodddd

Anonymous said:Thank you for the update. I haven't read it yet but in really excited about it!!! I'm really sorry about all of these random rude misogynist ppl who just came out of the blue tho.

[jm-loves-sm]

April 2, 2020

I had the honour and privilege to work out with the entire Squadron 69. Being the innovative journalist I am, I wanted to get knee deep in the story. I wanted to "experience" the story. And that story is how these incredible athletes get in shape for a gruelling 82 game season. Things did not go as planned, and before there are lawsuits, I want to get my side of the story public.

The morning started out like most mornings. I headed to Hortons and grabbed a 6 pack of crullers because I had to carb up big time in order to have the energy to out-bench Marky Mark. But I knew the day was in jeopardy when the Hortons lady said, "Sir? You know you aren't allowed in here. I'm gonna have to call the cops." I picked up a chair and threw it at the donut display which shattered the glass while I yelled, "WHY??" I continued on my path to the fortress, tired and hungry. When I arrived, Taylor Davenport was standing at the door and he offered me a mimosa. He said, "Welcome JM. I hope your dreams come true today."

When I entered the gym I said, "HOLY SHIT" And then Sydney yelled, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" It turns out, I didn't walk into the gym. I walked into the bathroom while Sydney was taking a number 2.

Finally, I found the real gym. It was so amazing that I yelled, "HOLY SHIT" Marky Mark comes up to me and extends his hand to and says, "Come with me, if you want to lift." I started laughing because that was a play on The Terminator. But then The Hoff took me aside and said, "How dare you?" I didn't know what I did wrong, but I saw one single tear come down Marky Mark’s cheek and then Maria puts a purple robe over Marky Mark’s shoulders and escorts him out. The Hoff looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Mark thinks he's the Terminator for real. You've insulted him."

I sat in a corner for a bit because I had just made the sexlord of the team cry. I certainly didn't feel welcome at that point. I watched the boys working out and I noticed someone doing deadlifts that I didn't recognize. I walked over to him from behind and said, "Excuse me sir?" The man slowly turned around and revealed himself to be.....TYLER?!?! He flashes his gold teeth at me and then whistles for the Dallas Stars to come. They pop out of nowhere like mice and surround me. I yell, "TAYLOR, SYDNEY, MARIA.....HELP ME" But they were gone.

It was a trap all along. I knew that I had been forsaken. Tyler pulls out a long metal rod from his pants and says, "Time to pay the piper." Suddenly, there is a loud crash from the sunroof and Marky Mark comes down on his trusty bat grapple. He grabs me in his arms and yells, "NOT THIS TIME TYLER" He pushes a button and we zip up to the roof. He then asks me how much I weigh. So I go, "None of your fucking business actually."

Tyler and the Dallas Stars run outside to try and cut us off. Marky Mark looks down on them from the roof and pulls out a miniature hockey stick and says, "Game on" Marky Mark pushes a button and the mini stick turns into a full size adult stick. He then starts swinging it wildly in the air like a madman. I didn't know what the hell he was doing until the momentum of the stick actually carried us off and we flew towards the horizon like a helicopter. Tyler raises his fist and says, "Where does he get those wonderful toys?" And then Timothée comes out and says, "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Tyler laughs at him and says, "You copied that from Batman the movie (1989). You're an idiot"

the end

[wonderlings]

TAGGED

I got tagged by @firstlovemv for the ‘Get to Know Me’ Tag thank you so much for the tag💕💕

Name: Ashlyn

Gender: Female

Star sign: Aries

Height: just a bit under 5′4

Middle name: Camacho

Put your iTunes on Shuffle. What are the first 6 songs that popped up?

Lost Stars - Adam Levine

Sad Songs - The Maine

We Don’t Talk Anymore (pt.2) - JK and JM

When The Cherry Blossoms Fade - I.O.I

The Fault In Our Stars - Troye Sivan

REALLY REALLY - WINNER

Grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 23. What’s line 17? “the best evolutionary psychology acknowledges this while insisting that we understand evolutionary roots of behaviour..” lmao this is from my textbook

Ever had a poem or song written about you? actually yeah! my ex girlfriend wrote me a song when we were dating, honestly it was the cutest thing

When was the last time you played air guitar? lmaoo not to long ago

Who is your celebrity crush? ofc kim taehyung 

What’s a sound you hate/love?

Hate: squeaky pens, the high pitch noise you can sorta hear when the tv is on but nothing is playing, loud bad quality speakers, literally all the tapping noises my apartment makes

Love: Wind chimes, at concerts when the crowd sings all together, the ukulele and violin, tae’s deep voice, jungkook’s high pitch airy singing, background coffee shop noise, babies giggling, sound of waves on the shore

Do you believe in ghosts? oml yes

Do you drive? If so have you ever crashed? aha whoops no i still dont even have my learners

What was the last book you read? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Do you like the smell of gasoline? not particulalry

What was the last movie you saw? The Internship

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? One time stepped on a nail that was sticking out of a board, and then sprained my ankle on the same foot a week later

Do you have any obsessions right now? lmao bts as per usual

Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? i don’t think so, at least not angry ones at least, just grudges that won’t go away even if i want them to

In a relationship? aha nope

im not gonna tag anyone atm but if anyone else wants to do this free free <33