#JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST
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These fatal fantasies giving way too labored breaths 🥵
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All of my friends are having relationship problems and from the perspective of an aromantic, it really feels like they’re all causing problems for themselves on purpose. Like what are you doing. Don’t you have hobbies.
#I love them BUT JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST just stop trying to date people !#it always goes bad why are you still trying ?#I cannot comprehend it
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OH MY GOD IM DONE. IM DONE IM FREE. I NEVER HAVE TO WRITE ANOTHER ESSAY AGAIN <-lying to himself
ohhhhhhhhh my god okay. okay. done all the writing. its coherent its a normal word count. now i just need to fix the formatting and upload it. im almost fucking done. jesus christ.
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JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE
HOW IS HE SO FUCKING HOOOOT LITERALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH
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I've gone full circle to being horny on main again from ONE fucking panel bro I can't. What is wrong with me. Literally what is my problem. What is my deal. Jesus fucking CHRIIIIIIIST.
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I have been up for like 2 hours now for an 8am class and I woke up to the thought of,,
A few weeks ago I went to a burlesque show, and they had a couple that preformed shibari, and so this man had his partner suspended from a rig and he was moving them and tying them and it was just so crazy sensual and like romantic? It was the only part of the show with like softer music and the room was so quiet and the experience was wildly intimate…
So now I’m thinking about it and I know sensual and romantic comes off as very Hyunjin coded, but the dude has such a commanding presence and there was this like silent connection between the sub and the rigger (no words were exchanged the whole time) that gives it such a Minho-esque vibe,, like i just know he would love the fact that he doesn’t even need the verbal confirmation of trust, it’s the eye contact through the entire performance and the body language, all that shows how much you love and trust him. He’d have a strong domineering front but he’d melt inside..,
Idk,,, I’m just thinkin bout it,,,
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JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST WHAT THE FUCK?????? THIS IS SO HOT AND I GET WHAT U MEAN ITS SOOOO MINHO…. i love writing him as a skilled dom LMAO hes so delish to me
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On one hand: I don't think being blunt is a bad thing and I honestly feel like a lot of the issues I have are straight up misogyny because women are expected to be super nice all the time and I AM nice but I hate bullshitting people and I would rather be direct and nice than swallow all my feelings about everything oall the time
On the other hand: ohhhhh my fucking god it causes me soooo many problems Jesus chriiiiiiist
#i truly dont know how people dont realize im extremely blunt and straightforward#my mom is like accusing me of writing hidden insults into ky notes to her AND shes mad when im honest and defend myself#like pick one! either i am someone who will pretend everything is fine and write passive aggressive notes#or i am someone who is overly blunt and unemotional!#fuck!#fuck this! it is fucking sexism!
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knew it would be bad leaving for a long weekend during this work environment but jesus chriiiiiiist i never thought it would be like this
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Sometimes I really cannot stand the fucking holidays. Like Jesus fucking chriiiiiiist
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shakira jesus chriiiiiiist
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jesus fucking chriiiiiiist i nee dto. curl up into a ball and die on the ground. a nd die. and fall off a cliff. and die . i am NOT god's strongest soldier pleaseeeeee i'm never going to have internal organs again
REAL FOR THAT. I'm hold8ing your hand and giving you beeverage I LOVE OYU YOU WILL SURVIVE!!! YOU GOT THIS I BELIVE IN YOU.
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just one more final for the semester then im done with college jesus chriiiiiiist
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I love u Jesus Chriiiiiiist Jesus Christ I love u yes I dooooooooo
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I JUST STARTED S3 AND JESUS FUCKING CHRIIIIIIIST MAN
since i still have my amazon trial and i already rewatched gomens in 3 different dubs i started watching the boys and jesus cristo
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Noah via Instastory on September 8, 2020
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*boyfriend stops eating*
*I stop eating*
*boyfriend starts eating*
*I start eating*
*boyfriend stops eating again, gets distracted, and does something else for the rest of the night*
*I stare longingly at the food for three hours until bed*
Boyfriend: Wow haha we have such similar eating patterns! I love how you only eat half and save the rest for later like me! :)
Me: Sure thing babe :))))
#proana#Ana#anarexja#Ana memes#proana memes#kill meeeee#I can’t wait for him to go to work#so I can fucking EAT#Jesus Christ I’m going insane#I love him#it’s not his fault#but I can’t have someone watch me eat every meal forever#Jesus chriiiiiiist
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