#JDKFKFKFK

[hxy0k]

I hate gay hobbies, what do you mean I’m looking up God lore to correctly portray a hypocritical God cockrider (not literally) I made up like a week ago in my head in mind of an assignment I halfassed super hard for a class?

[aurorasgate]

jdkfkfkfk BABES YOURE SO SWEET😭🩷 ive been having a good long weekend for sure🥰

[madimoo31]

Oh my god

My friend and I are about to watch Shadows of Mystacor and then I’m forcing her to watch Princess Prom (it’s my favorite don’t judge me)

It’s her first time watching she ra

[gible-love-nibles-archive]

Going to sleep, but before I do, choosing violence 💞

@crickiss

(Please reblog! I like reading tags :] )

[polyamraven]

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[soobasaur]

hello ^^ i read your minchan boyfriends headcanons and i really enjoyed it :) can i request a minchan parents headcanons pls if that's ok? thank you <3

minchan as parents headcanons

hey stupid, i love you

minho x chan headcanons

a/n: anon i literally love you cus i love this trope so much like tysm for asking this because i love writing /reading minchan as parents!! might be cus of my daddy issues ಠ_ಠ anywayz i made jeongin their kid in this cus i’m too lazy to come up an oc ;-;

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minho didn’t think he wanted kids, but after taking care of three cats and his boyfriend being a child at sometimes...how different could it be?

apparently very different

he was the first to bring up children to chan one night, his sister had dropped off her five year old niece for them to take care of for a couple hours

and seeing chan with kids made his heart go jdkfkfkfk

so afterward when they were both slumped on the couch tired out, as casually as possible he went

“maybe we should look into getting a kid?”

thankfully chan wasn’t holding a hot beverage, otherwise he would’ve spilled it over himself

he barely managed to sputter out a response but just ended up nodding

“yeah, i’d like a kid.”

and that was that

they both looked into adoption soon after, waiting for their applications to get approved before anything happened

it took a couple of months but they ended up getting matched with a little boy, who they named jeongin

the day of his birth was as hectic as you could imagine

minho running around making sure they had everything and chan figuring out how to attach the new car seat to their newly bought minivan

but the moment they spotted jeongin in his little crib was worth it

the nurses taught them how to do a swaddle, it took chan a couple more tries since he was clumsy with his fingers

but he eventually got it !!

minho was the one who carried the carrier to the car, a small smile on his face as he buckled their new family member in

the first few nights werent as rough as they’d thought

neither of them had a proper sleep schedule either (due to chan’s insomnia) so they didn’t have trouble getting up at night to tend to their son

they were used to running on low sleep so they didn’t miss it too much

they ended up moving to a bigger house so jeongin could grow up running around a bit more and have his own room eventually

all their friends pestered them for pictures everyday, which they happily supplied

chan was definitely the i love you so much i’m gonna embarrass you dad

jeongin knew if he wanted chocolate for a midnight snack chan was the one to ask

the amount of things like that him and jeongin have gotten away with together jskskdk

what minho didn’t know wouldnt hurt him...!

when jeongin started school minho was a sobbing mess

he didn’t think he would be! but when he and chan walked back to the car after dropping him off he just broke down crying

and chan was like “babe he’ll be back in a couple hours,”

and minho was like “he’s growing up sobs,”

chan most definitely made jeongin watch kids friendly anime with him, and got him into playing video games

minho was like let’s get him into reading!! and chan brought home manga

minho was like (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) not what i meant but ok

minho was more strict out of the two of them, chan had a hard time saying no

for the first couple of months they sent their cats to minho’s sisters house until jeongin was a bit older

and after meeting the three cats jeongin fell in love and begged for more pets

leading chan to bring home a fish

how could you say no to a three year old jeongin :((

u cant!

minho let them keep the fish but gave them both a scolding

felt like he had two kids sometimes!!

chan loved going to the park with jeongin though, he felt no shame in running around like he was five with his son

halloween was so fun

minho loved to make them go on family costumes

and since jeongin was just 3 he went along with anything

jeongin makes a cute shark >///<

he must’ve taken off his dad chan because jeongin was almost as clumsy as chan, if not more

no amount of baby proofing could prevent them both from tripping on thin air

minho did not understand 🧍

overall they would be the bestest dads ever

and any hateful stares they got was met my a glare by minho

>:(( it was 2021 anyone could have a kid!

they raised jeongin on letting him be whoever he wanted to be

he wanted barbies? cool with them

he wanted toy cars? also cool with them

taking care of their chaotic friend group made it easy for them to care for jeongin

minchan perfect parents (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

thanks for reading ⁂

[marvelsbanner]

hi i’m sorry to bother you but you’re soft!nat x reader fic makes me so 🥺🥺 if you’re taking requests can you do another fic where it starts out soft but then turns into absolute filth with nat railing r with the strap and the next morning not being able to walk and maybe with the use of babygirl bc jdkfkfkfk

Your wish is my command 

Hope you enjoy it!

[dollwritesarchive]

please DJKDKDKD a daredevil comic would be so cool tbh.

manifesting that you do JDKFKFKFK I'd use the Chris evans meme but I can't attach it on anon omd

I literally haven't received a birthday gift in years and it's so </3 -fay

JDKDKSK I WANT TO TEXT YOU BUT WHATSAPP IS DOWN AND ITS PISSING ME OFF >:(

I don’t really get gifts either, I don’t even get people wishing me happy birthday dkdkdk BUT I might buy my own gift tbh

[perigelion]

turns out adding these to telegram is really easy and im just. JDKFKFKFK

[peeterparkr]

13 followers away from my next milestone jdkfkfkfk

[vicky-monteblack]

Pq estoy tan pega con la Celia Cruz. AYUDA jdkfkfkfk lul

[solids-archive]

yall out here w blogs with specific themes and perfect aesthetics nd here i am rbing cat pics and then some like jdkfkfkfk

[username-pantufla]

Yo me jotie a tu mina como hace un año y nunca pero nunca me pescó ni para salir a comer 💔 suerte la tuya no más

Jdkfkfkfk ella es así 🙄, nunca pesca a nadie eso hace que me guste más 😊, como es tan difícil me hace valorarla más 💪🏻... Y si sé que tengo mucha suerte

[perigelion]

JDKFKFKFK thought i heard a sound through my headphones n im just lying here like. Afraid