#JD Coin

[cocajimmycola]

genderslush (gender) & genderslushie (gender system)

genderslush (gender)

a gender which feels like a slushie, slurpee or icee.

genderslushie (gender system)

a slush gender which feels like its a [x] flavoured slushie, connected to both [x] and slushies, etc.

taglist: @radiomogai

[australet789]

nah, sorry i 100% prefer movie!JD to musical!JD

He is way too romanticized in the musical, specially when the whole thing is about NOT romanticizing suicide because how it became "mainstream" because of Heather C's death.

Martha's and Heather M's stories are there for that, to show how there are damaged kids no one would listen. Making the last part about JD dismisses their arcs, makes it about JD doing it out for "love" of Veronica, when he wasnt, he was just trying to prove a point.

For me the musical takes that nuance away

[sharkbytes662]

good god the jacksons diary fast pass😭😭😭

[unworthyelevator]

This is your friendly reminder that Jackson's Diary is going to be returning THIS SATURDAY March 4th

[relto]

this stupid mess of a situation.

dokja, whispering: hey, just say you like them too. quickly.

junghyeok: no. (don't wanna)

dokja: ugh come on, just one time, close your eyes and-

nirvana: STOP WHISPERING IN FRONT OF ME!!

junghyeok, loudly: i have no interest in men!

uriel: GASP-

nirvana: I AM NOT A MAN!

uriel: O.O

nirvana: also not a woman. but anyway.

[citrine-elephant]

resisting the urge to dive into the lore of gears of war again oh no

[pampam101]

i should just reblog this every week. FUCK

anybody read that new fast pass episode of jacksons diary because- *gets shot*

[izscha]

I love your art and posts! Do you have a favourite XS piece of art you've made?

When it comes to serious XS fanart, it'd be these two:

Big fan of burgundy red and I tend to use it every time I want to emphasize the intensity of the pieces I make. So these two turned out pretty well!

I especially love the contrast between these two pieces — on one piece, Chase smirks at Wuya's attempt to intimidate him by wrapping her hand around his neck as aggressively as she could; on the other piece, Chase struggles to escape the grasps of Hannibal's vine-shaped arms wrapped around him, with Hannibal's silhouette casting over him.

Two sides of the same coin.

My favorite shitpost art on the other hand would be JD gifting Chase a vase. My proudest work yet.

[cocajimmycola]

rainbowslushie

a slush gender which feels like its a rainbow flavoured slushie, connected to both rainbows and slushies, etc.

requested by: @synthroinalien

taglist: @radiomogai @ballerinoloverboy

[alohaasaloevera]

I have coined Dear Reader as the second Klance Bible. Literally have never been so excited when a fic updates. November 30, 2022, I saw this little cool fic with an interesting premise and it literally was like a new restaurant around the corner which has the BEST food you have ever consumed but no one really goes to eat there since it’s mainly unknown, and then people start going there and more and more and more until it’s considered a household name. Really happy for heavily_caffeinated because DAMN THEIR WRITING IS SUCH BANGER. So bangerful. Dare I say bangerlicious.

I actually had a dream about it 💀💀💀. It also was one of the reasons I decided to get an ao3 account in the first place.

ALL HAIL DEAR READER. It’s gonna be a while until we get a fic that’s as BANGER as this one.

What if ColeyDoesThings makes a video analysis on this??? OH MY LM & JDS GUYS WHAT IF SHE DOES???

ALL HAIL DEAR READER

ALL HAIL DEAR READER

ALL HAIL DEAR READER

ALL HAIL DEAR READER

ALL HAIL DEAR READER

ALL HAIL DEAR READER

[thediamondarcher]

WELL WELL I SPOT A FELLOW JACKSON'S DIARY FAN, SHALL HARK WILL I

I'M MISSING JD SO MUCH AHHHHHH I NEED SEASON THREE NOW

i haven't used my coins in so long because the only reason i buy them is for Jackson's diary

[gothicprep]

jd vance, in case anybody missed this, was on tucker carlson in 2021 and made a comment about how america is being run by childless cat ladies who are miserable and hate their lives and want everyone else to be as miserable as they are. he's walked this back and said he didn't mean it Like That. but as it turns out, a lot of republican women are childless cat ladies for reasons having nothing to do with being socially liberal. turns out, they're not thrilled with it.

there are two pieces to this. there are the specific politicians he mentions as representative of the cat lady phenomenon and it's interesting who he picks – harris, aoc, and buttigieg. put a pin in that. there's also the comment itself, which strikes me as worse. this isn't something that was or could be misinterpreted. it's very clear what he meant. this seems like a way of offending a lot of people among his potential base. it's not commentary on abortion or even a pro-natalist, positive towards children stance. it's just insulting and the type of thing you'd expect to see right wing internet trolls say about taylor swift. in that context, you can say, "okay, this is a provocateur or a troll or a bot or whatever". it's much more alienating coming from a politician. it's very on par with hillary clinton's "basket of deplorables" or obama's "bitter clingers".

why a basket? i've always wondered about that.

anyway, you're expressing this sort of snide contempt for your perceived political enemies in a way that ends up alienating people who might have actually been gettable voters for you. he had a certain archetype in mind. he's not thinking about the swing voter who desperately wanted kids, couldn't for whatever reason, and now has pets instead. she still overheard. and the thing is, in social situations, you don't know which person is which.

i'll let you in on a little secret: when someone who's in their 30s or older says "i chose not to have kids" it's a coin toss whether that person is being sincere or telling you a polite social fiction. people don't say to an acquaintance that they desperately tried to have children, but had fertility struggles or couldn't find a stable relationship. these things are incredibly personal.

the other thing is, like a month after this interview, buttigieg and his husband adopted a kid, so get wrecked james

[cat-eclipse-m]

intro/masterpost

BIO>>>

NAMEZ?: michael/mike/mikey, karim stone (not my real name lols), myekari, gweb (nickname only the specials can call me >:3)

NATIONALITY+RACE?: british, eurasian (europian+asian)

SEXUALITY/GENDER?: ace+demi, transmasc/demiboy

PRONOUNZ?: meow/star/xe/it or they/he/she (for simplicity's sake, star/they)

LIKEZ?: the arts, generally (includes music, drama, art, etc), soft plushies, fidget items, baggy clothing

AESTHETIC?: my fav aesthetic gotta b scene/grunge with a mix of neon but i normally wear casual/streetwear

STAR SIGN?: pisces... yeah man im vry sensitive

TUMBLR @???: cat-eclipse-m, previously gweb-is-dead. i wanted my new handle to be a play on words, and i chose "cataclysm", so... cat... eclipse... m!!!! also cz i like kitties and the moon (nighttime is the BEST time)

PET PEEVEZ?: when ppl talk over you/interupt u in the MIDDLE of a convo, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE HYPERFIXATING!!! LIKE BRO??

MELTZ ME: things that make me go gooey inside include things like when ppl tell me they got something for me and its something they KNOW i'd like when i've never told them. reading the lil signs makes me so happy :3

~ i use :3 XD X3 XP :P etc a lot and unironically heeheef // helpful when using tonetags like /j /srs /sarc so yk thx ^3^

~ i have adhd (mixed) and i used to be medicated (not anymore!!! i've escaped the shackles >:3)

WOAOAHIA - me when my friends/mutuals reblog my posts;

~ personas importantés ~ (MOOTz)>>>

~ @27-cats-in-a-trenchcoat

~ @moku-and-his-madness

~ @radioactive-mammothade

~ @buffporcupine

~ @howlctts

~ @just-type-it

~ @555cat

~ @tinybitofhope

~ @agentldiddy

~ @fartcowboy

~ @aspenii

are my posts viewer friendly? well... they can include;

~ suicide/suicidal ideation

~ self-harm/scars/bruises/cuts/physical trauma

~ gore/blood/gutz

~ murder/violence/weaponry

~ harsh language/profanity

~ suggestive??? <(by this i mean i culd post abt shirtless gay men wait wh-)(i nver post straight up NSFW/nudity btw,)

OBSESSIONS; (COLOURCODE: WEBTOONS // VIDEO FORM MEDIA // HOBBIES)

kill the dragon (ktd), one coin clear (occ), my s class hunters (msch), school bus graveyard (sbg), clinic of horrors (coh), hand jumper (hj), interpretation of the shadows (iots), bugtopia/monsters n girls (idolomantises), not so slient (nss), jackson's diary (j'sd/jd), batman: wayne family adventures (b:wfa), nerd and jock (with olga + tiger) (naj+ot), marionetta, potion witch (pw), silent screams (ss), winter before spring (wbs), between the branches (btb)

helluva boss/hazbin hotel (hellaverse), arcane

drawing, listening 2/creating/writing music (lyrics), making comics (sometimes), animating every so often

MASTERPOSTS BELOW!!!;

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RANDOMS/SONA STUFF

MY OWN WIP WEBTOON

FANDOMS MASTERPOST

HOLIDAEZ XD

thkxs guys, love you <3

[crystal-cloudzz]

Heathers Incorrect Quotes because it’s my New Obsession

JD: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Ronnie: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. JD: Absolutely not.

Ronnie: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. JD: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Ronnie: Bye JD! Bye Heather! Bye Heather! Bye Heather! Bye JD! Heather: You said ‘bye JD’ twice. Ronnie: I like JD.

Ronnie: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right JD: Looking right because you left Heather: Looking up cause you let me down Heather: Looking down cause you fucked up Heather: What is wrong with you guys

Ronnie: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. JD: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Ronnie, pointing: May I sit there? JD: That's my lap Ronnie: That doesn't answer my question, JD.

Ronnie: JD… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? JD: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Ronnie: Ronnie: I wrote sanitize, JD.

Ronnie: Change is inedible. JD: Don't you mean inevitable? Ronnie, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Ronnie: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. JD's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out…

JD: I can explain. Ronnie: Can you? JD: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Veronica: So what do you do? JD: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers. Veronica: Wow, impressive. JD: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Veronica: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail JD: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

Veronica: What is your biggest weakness? JD: I can be uncooperative. Veronica: Okay, can you give me an example? JD: No.

Veronica: What the fuck is wrong with you?! JD: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Veronica: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

JD: Accidentally hits Veronica in the face JD: Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay' JD: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Ronnie: What’s wrong with you?!

Veronica: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE JD: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Veronica, desperately, as JD bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE JD: Oh! B positive. Veronica: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE JD:

Veronica: How do I deal with my enemies? JD: Kill them Veronica: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution JD: Kill them only a little?

Veronica: Go to Hell JD, tearing up: I wish I could

JD: Someone will die. Ronnie: Of fun!

Veronica: Is something burning? JD: Just my love for you. Veronica: JD, the toaster is on fire.

Veronica: JD, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! JD: Well of course I have. JD: Have you ever tried going mad without power? JD: It's boring.

JD: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Ronnie: Twelve, actually. JD: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Ronnie: Yours! JD: That's right: no one's.

[octuscle]

Really awesome work with Justin Bieber. Is it possible to use a chronivac program or a luggage to live an alternative live of justin drew bieber?

The case you get looks pretty used. Cheap imitation leather. Lots of suitcase stickers. Most of them super old-fashioned. Pan Am… TWA… Damn, how long have these airlines been out of business? According to the luggage tag, the suitcase definitely belongs to a John Daniel Bieber. And the last address is the YMCA in San Francisco.

The contents of the suitcase are absolutely great. Everything you need for the next flower power party. From the 70s boots to the comb for an afro hairstyle (which you don't have), it's all there. Yes, the suitcase smells musty and the polyester shirts reek of sweat. But you can wash them all. You'll have a look at it tomorrow. But for tonight, it's enough for you to put on one of the cool chains. Looks great. But now you're tired and you have to get up early tomorrow. So you go to bed and fall asleep almost immediately.

It's 7 a.m. when you are woken up by noise in the dormitory. Blimey, he's already getting up at this time?!?!?!! A group of backpackers pack up their things and noisily leave the dormitory. If you're already awake, you might as well piss. You jump out of bed naked and shuffle towards the washrooms. Peter is standing next to you. Also naked except for his sunglasses. And except for a joint in his mouth. He lets you take a drag. Okay, the wake-up call wasn't that bad… Nevertheless, you go back to bed slightly stoned and sleep until your morning boner wakes you up almost painfully. You always get the best erections after smoking weed.

You look in your suitcase for reasonably clean clothes, get dressed, pick up your guitar and head towards Union Square. The bourgeoisie are about to break for lunch, so you can get a really good deal. Thank goodness you have enough time to grab a coffee at Compton's Cafeteria on the way.

JD has had the most success with young female office workers. But there were also plenty of younger and older men who were his fans. His guitar case quickly filled up with coins and dollar bills. Tonight he and his buddies would be able to have another hot evening. And who knows, there might even be enough for tomorrow and the day after…

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Here's an interesting request. It mostly focuses on the reader finally making the perfect version of the Butcher Gang (Including Carley)

Whoever thought it was a great idea to "reverse-engineer" the Butcher Gang to fix their monstrous appearances was clearly an idiot.

It was sloppy work, only succeeding in making them look even worse than the first time they emerged from the Machine. And it never stopped cranking out clones of them, who eventually overran many parts of the studio and led to Lost Ones and all other trapped within fear them.

They weren’t even called their original names anymore..only Piper, Striker, Fisher, and Slicer.

It was quite sad that people like Allison didn’t remember their true names. You always knew them as Charley, Edgar, Barley, and Carly.

Yes, even you considered Carley to be a worthy member of the gang, a tough and sassy lass. You adored the idea of her in the cartoons, but unfortunately her creator’s dream was never realized, as both of them became the laughing stock of JDS.

After replaying Jane’s tape a few times, you understood how much this character resonated with her. It reminded you of Susie and Alice Angel’s connection, in a way, but you knew how that turned out--with them becoming one and the same, striving for beauty and perfection that was always somehow just out of their reach.

Though now that the studio’s power was in your hands, you could improve upon things within the Cycle. You were able to make significant changes that guaranteed a better life for everyone trapped inside.

Among them? Giving Susie the perfection she desired.

But then you wondered, ‘why can’t I do the same with the Butcher Gang?’

After all, you pitched the idea of bringing the crew back when Archgate purchased the franchise. Despite them being the show’s antagonists, you wanted them to have a sense of wholeness, too.

While you may never know what happened to Jane, you hoped to at least make Carley an official part of the gang; if not in the real world, then perhaps in this world it was possible.

But unfortunately, even she faced rejection here, as during your first trip in the Cycle, you found a Slicer shoved into a crate near that tape. She seemed dead, though the moment you looked away...she was gone.

True to her character, she was quite the trickster, with aggression to boot as she would startle you often. She’d lunge out at you when you least expected it, swiftly retreating to the ink pipes before you can catch her. And you’d have little time to think as irritable Lost Ones would come along to investigate the commotion.

Fortunately, you’re now able to anticipate her better, keeping the crate shut tight in some Cycles, while in other you tried out ways to contain her with little success.

But you finally devised a method, believing you could finally give her the life her creator wanted:

One with a perfect Butcher Gang quartet.

The first order of business was capturing the clones with the help of traps set up by Porter, Tom, Allison, Bendy, and Henry. Then you banished all the ones you could until no more could be found.

Back in the real world, you were at the drawing board--in a literal sense--and made a bunch of 2D references to run through the Machine, before returning to the studio to see what happens. 

It was just a series of trial-and-error. Some clones emerged as monsters, others far worse..and some even fused together.

You had no idea how all of those perfect Boris clones were created. Even the Ink Demon had doubts that you’ll succeed (though only because he still has that same grudge against them, akin to his toon counterpart).

Nevertheless, you refused to give up.

Then one day you visited Little Devil’s Lounge...and finally made a breakthrough:

At one of the tables sat four perfect Butcher Gang members right before your very eyes.

Charley, Edgar, Barley, and even Carley were all there. They were apparently gambling on slugs, as you heard the clinking of coins and laugher that sounded perfectly normal for their characters. Carley was arm-wrestling with Barley, as the other two cheered them on, applauding as she won the first round.

Your heart was soaring with joy, seeing them so alive and animated. 

You did it! 

After putting all of your blood, sweat, tears, and ink into this project...you made them real!

As much as you wanted to meet them right away, they seemed to be having a grand old time by themselves. You didn’t wanna startle them like you did when you saw Bendy for the first time.

Besides, considering they’re an actual gang, they might just bring you trouble, seeing as the toons here still didn’t take too kindly to their creators. You understood this as shared resentment over Joey, but it would be a while before they ever warmed up to you.

Maybe another day you’ll introduce yourself to them. You were satisfied with just seeing them in the inky flesh.

So you simply smiled and walked away without them noticing you, eager to tell your friends the great news.

‘It seems dreams do come true down here, after all..’