#JACK THE PERFORMER THAT YOU ARE

[sparksflys]

IT WAS INCREDIBLE OMGGG I LOVE BLEACHERS SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶🫶

[sluttyhenley]

I've had some time to think and you know what your real problem is?

"Bully in the Alley" 1x06 | The Artful Dodger

[oneofthosenightbees]

Some new cotl ocs based off a recent save of mine

[scoliosisgoblin]

I'M QUITTING ART‼️🗿

MY FRIEND SAID MY YB LOOKS LIKE ANIMATED ADAM SANDLER‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I HATE THAT GUY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

DO YOU SEE IT ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ I DONT 🙏🙏

[diangelosdays]

next to normal

[pancakehauses]

The cast of Next to Normal (+ Nitai Levi, + the Donmar cast of The Band's Visit) performing Light on March 4th, 2024, at a celebration for Michael Longhurst upon his departure as Artistic Director of the Donmar Warehouse.

[ultimate-marysue]

I have this massive AU for the Batfam (and DC in general) that spawned from a very sleep deprived "You can't just gender swap Batman, there are implications" and honest to God, it's the one thing keeping me sane.

[djevilninja]

SWV: Tiny Desk Concert

Been looking forward to this for about a month!

[thedreadvampy]

my friend invited me to go with them to a show tonight

and the thing is it was not good. it was a cabaret with some amazing circus acts but each of them got like. 5-10 minute slots. and were interspersed with 20+ minutes EVERY TIME of some of the most tedious standup work I have ever seen from the MC and the same 5 physical comedy bits repeated ad nauseum. this guy literally did a Borat bit. in the year of our lord 2024. he sang 2 entire rounds of the Family Guy theme.

and it just KEPT GOING. it was meant to be a 90 minute show, which imo is already a slog for a show starting at 11:30PM but within the bounds of reasonable. it finished. at fucking 1:50 AM. ALMOST TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF THIS SHIT. and it did not help that the 5 bits were all of the 'OH NO SOMETHING HAS DISRUPTED THE SHOW' variety which is funny for a bit, less funny when you're literally 45 minutes past the end of your scheduled finish and still fucking going.

HOWEVER. what I did not realise was that this was in fact. my friend's favourite comedian. and if I had known this I might not have gathered up my stuff and walked out during the curtain call and probably would not have announced on the way out, 'that was the most tedious fucking thing I have ever endured.' and I almost certainly, when someone overheard me complaining about the length and tedium and said 'yeah it ran a bit long huh,' have replied, at the actual near-shouting top of my voice, "I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF."

I feel. bad for spoiling the show for them.

in my defence I have been very tired this week, I got home at 2:30 AM, and raked seating really hurts my hips so I was in agony by the end of the first hour. but mostly I'm just a bitch who loves to hate tbh.

[soullessjack]

rip jack you would’ve loved raising an army of the dead with dipper pines

[it-was-maroon]

I know it won’t happen, but I need a rep prologue that just says “I’m a girl kisser, xoxo Taylor”

[jeanstapleton]

inexplicable pang in my heart whatever

[kingslionheart]

If we say we have no sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us. That's why bad things happen to me. It is about the sins of my father. And my sins.

[ennaih]

Every Film I Watch In 2023:

277. Modesty Blaise (1966)

[ladamedusoif]

This is literally me in bed right now having just watched Golden Circle in full for the first time.

I just… what the fuck was going on and why did Whiskey deserve being minced but the president who actually planned mass death just got slapped in handcuffs?

He wasn’t actually “working for the other side”, Harry, he was traumatised and grief-stricken and had had to relive the horror of remembering what happened to his girl and their boy all over again.

Goddammit.

And don’t get me started on the “let’s make sure they see him as pure bad because he’s implied to be sexist and racist” shit.

I should not be this irate about that fucking movie. 😂

Anyway. I choose to believe this man is absolutely fine and living his best life and later exposed shady shenanigans at the “distillery” or something.

[hoperaypegasus]

Cool Jobs I Made Up But Still Wish We Saw in Beyblade

Bey Designers

People who design the ideas of beys and how they look and make them. There are really popular ones who make tons of beys and others who make specialized or more unique and custom ones. They typically are either loved or hated by mechanics due to their designs.

Performers

I’ve talked about these before but these bladers work with their beys to create a visual performance like performers do in Pokémon and unlike regular bladers, would be judged by the audience to see who wins. I do think this would be pretty popular too since we see bladers who already are combining performing with battling.

Blader Consultants

Ok ok, so Chao-Xin says that one of the reasons he likes beyblade is that the outfits are cool… have there be people who help bladers come up with their initial costume and style that makes them stand out as a blader. That would just kinda be cool though I do think mainly rich or very famous bladers would use them regularly.

Beyblade Trainers

We kind of see this in Coach Steel (ok, he kinda also does bey design to from what we see him do to modify Striker), but he runs a gym. I was mainly thinking that besides beyblade gym trainers, successful bladers might take on the jobs of basically being personal trainers/tutors to newer or less experienced bladers. Basically the beyblade equivalent of personal trainers.

Blader Fashion Designers

I’m just saying that there’s no way they’re wearing regular street clothes if it survives everything they go through in the show. Like seriously, what jacket can survive being surrounded by tornadoes constantly or what gloves can withstand catching a quickly moving (and therefore very hot) metal object without any damage and still look decent? There’s fashion made specially for bladers and therefore there must be blader fashion designers.