#J. Does v. Musk

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Walter Einenkel at Daily Kos:

Another day, another judge handing another defeat to Elon Musk and his so-called Department of Government Efficiency. U.S. District Judge Theodore Chuang released a 68-page decision in favor of unnamed current and former U.S. Agency for International Development employees and contractors who challenged Musk and DOGE’s efforts to illegally close down the department. In his decision, Chuang wrote that the defendants “likely violated the United States Constitution in multiple ways” and that “they deprived the public's elected representatives in Congress of their constitutional authority to decide whether, when, and how to close down an agency created by Congress.”

Chuang ordered Musk and DOGE to:

Restore “access to email, payment, security notification, and all other electronic systems, including restoring deleted emails, for all current USAID employees and personal services contractors ("PSCs"), whether in active status or on administrative leave”—within seven days.

Not disclose any personal information of current or former USAID workers.

Not engage in activities that would shut down USAID, such as firing employees. 

Chuang also gave Musk and DOGE two weeks to submit a plan that will let USAID return to its headquarters “in the event of a final ruling in favor of Plaintiffs.” The decision follows a federal court ruling that determined President Donald Trump did not have the authority to freeze the approximately $60 billion in foreign assistance funding Congress had earmarked for USAID and the State Department.  Musk and DOGE’s haphazard and destructive assault on federal agencies, starting with the firing of USAID’s inspector general, has been met with cheers from U.S. adversaries, all while creating the kinds of inefficiencies the GOP pretends to care about. 

Judge Theodore Chuang ruled in J. Does v. Musk that the so-called DOGE’s cuts to USAID are illegal and lawless, and stated that such cuts likely violated the Constitution.

[kalpeavaris]

Some Murder Deer headcanons

oh nooo please don't get dragged into the deer AU haha... unless...

here's some headcanons & ideas I got while drawing these funky lil' cervidae! enjoy... I guess?!

The Deers in general

They're considered "fawns" until the age of 18 years, then they're "bucks" or "does". A gender neutral term does exist in their species - it's simply "cervi".

Their antlers break in (regardless of biological sex) between 15 and 17 years of age.

Antler size can be inherited, but they're mostly fairly small.

Fawns keep their fawn spots as late as 25 years of age. The longer they persist, the smaller the fawns usually are in "final" height. Uzi's e.g stayed until she was 25 and she's fairly small for her species.

Copper-9 & the Absolute Solver

The entire story sets place on an earth-like exoplanet that - similar to alot of xenofiction (e.g Guardians of Ga'hoole) - has one main race populating the planet (in this case, species of the cervidae family)

The Absolute Solver is an Eldritch Organism that is fascinated by the different kinds of mammals and species on exoplanets, slowly incooperating itself into different planets, imitating their populating species and slowly rotting the planet from the core until it is no more.

On Copper-9 it finds the many cervidae looking creatures, taking on the shape of a musk deer like entity (no antlers, sharp canines, for some reasons wants to devour flesh) - seeing how alot of the main individuals have antlers it develops a secondary obsession with antlers.

The AS incooperates the body of a deceased deer, Cyn, which it found rotting away in a forest. After taking the corpse and making it it's host body it found a small 'family' (herd) of deer which included Tessa, a young doe aged 20 that isn't opposed to welcome new indiviuals into the herd. Her parents however, the leading pair of the herd, do not agree and cast "Cyn"/AS aside.

Intruiged by Tessa's welcoming presence despite the herd's cold aura the AS slowly managed to gain her trust by meeting, playing the role of a young doe lost alone in this world ("Cyn") - and Tessa takes the bait easily.

Long yap session short story, the AS kills Tessa, eats her remains and removes her antlers to fuse them to itself, as well as parts of her fur to appear more like her, hoping it could "become" her in a twisted sense of identity seeking.

The Solvers emblem appears on the "users" forehead and they can use it to regenerate and telepathically carry things around with them. An infected user needs blood to sustain themselves as they'll throw up anything that isn't blood or flesh (for example, the deer on Copper-9 eat a plant based diet).

Solver Users/hosts also grow elongated canines and sharp teeth similar to "Cyn"/AS and it's musk deer body.

The Disassembly Squads

The AS creates the Disassembly "Drones" like it did in the OG story, shaping them after deer. Similar to the OG DDs their true eyes sit on their antlers while the ones in their faces are just to blend in (well... as much as they blend in looking like they do LOL).

The DDs are created from slaughtered members of Tessa's former herd, including N(ari), V(erika) and J(ane).

The DDs also have long canines and eat flesh. They're larger than normal deer and while not capable of flight (lack of wings) they're extremely agile and fast, able to quickly outmaneuver their prey.

N, V and J have fragmented memories of their former lives before being killed and rebuilt which do haunt them. J and V suffer the most from this, N is spared for the most part.

J was Tessa's best friend and almost-partner back before they were all slaughtered, and she still remembers this. "Cyn"/AS promises J to bring back Tessa if she does what it commands of her - trusting it to keep it's word. It doesn't. Doomed Yuri.

J is killed off fairly early by Khan when he chases them out of the forest as he manages to pierce her heart with his antlers, which does kill the DDs - usually alot of deer's antlers are too short, but Khan's cool, so he has very big ones. B)

Uzi & her family

They're now called "Doemans" (yes, you may slap me) - and live in a fairly protected herd away from most dangers in a hidden forest.

Nori was killed by N but returned as ghostly entity. She lost her eye in a battle with "Cyn" but was able to escape before being destroyed - she now serves as some sort of guardian for the Cathedral the humans once inhabited, wearing a cross she found as roseary around her neck; knowing it holds the key to kill the AS.

Khan raised Uzi alone and is the main leader of the herd, thus he's a BADASS in this AU. He won't hesitate to fight N when he tried to kill off Uzi, even being able to chase him off.

Uzi is a late bloomer in regards to her antlers - most fawns get them between the age of 15-17 years, Uzi still hasn't gotten her's at the age of 19 and feels extremely sensitive about this topic. Do not mention it unless you want her to cry internally. She gets mocked over this by some of the fawns in her age range. :'))

Khan doesn't allow Uzi to go outside of the forest's borders until her antlers grow in. She hates this - and sneaks out (only to meet N, V and J - whoops!)

Due to her missing antlers N doesn't really recognize her as prey, so he is friendly until V and J are like "dude that's still a deer?? fucking idiot??" and he's like "but she's so nice to me :'(("

That's when you run, Uzi. And have your dad fight N. And win. Because in this AU he doesn't suck!! >:(

Uzi gets the Solver from her mother like in the OG, where Nori is infected by "Cyn" during their fight. It activates during N's attack on her.

Other people

Doll also has her Solver in this AU! She and her family originate from a different part of Copper-9 and lived with different herds which is why their language differs from those in Khan's herd. They mainly got along by communicating through body language :D

Yeva & Nikolai, her parents, where killed by V when they attempted to leave the forest for food. Doll escaped because V didn't spot the fawn hiding in the tall grass - and this activated Doll's Solver. Ever since she's wandering about alone, trying to find a cure for herself. She also loses her eye in another quarrel later on.

Doll's fate is similar to the OG show with "Cyn" eating her corpse after killing her in a vunerable position.

Lizzy & Thad are also around and they're siblings! They're the first fawns in the herd to tag along with Khan to help and find Uzi. Lizzy is still the chattermouth she is in the show and Thad likes to be active. It's the deer ADHD. Their father is the teacher (who isn't a teacher to be exact in this AU... but something similar B))

[mugiwara-lucy]

Well, what GREAT news to wake up too!!!!

Now while this is great news, I will reiterate what I’ve been saying for the past four months since Kamala stepped in…

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT AND THINK WE’VE WON!!! YES this puts us near the finish line but we are NOT there yet!! Unless we ALL do our part and VOTE all of this is meaningless!! Make Phone Calls, Send Emails/Post Cards, Knock On Doors and most of all V-O-T-E!! Get as many people as you can to vote for Kamala be it your friends, cousins, parents, grandparents, old friends from high school and college, coworkers, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wives, stepchildren (if they’re 18 and over) and the list goes on and on but every vote counts!

Because IF Kamala loses because we got overconfident and complacent at the end like we did in 2016 and we get Trump; you WILL get RFK Jr in charge of food and health, primarily WOMEN’S HEALTH.

You will ALSO get our Economy regressing to the point where we have a SECOND Great Depression namely due in part to Trump’s taxes and “biggest mass deportation in history!” plans. Immigrants are a VITAL part of our economy and if you deport ALL of them as well as him wanting a TWO THOUSAND PERCENT Tariff on imported goods? We WILL be in a trade war.

You will also get an excessively aggressive police force who Trump promises to give immunity to and says he will make STOP AND FRISK MANDATORY.

You will also get ELON MUSK running the government like he does Twitter. We all know he FUCKED UP Twitter, now imagine his dumb ass in our GOVERNMENT.

You will also have the ACA, Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security revoked.

And the WORST of this? PRESIDENT JD VANCE WILL be a thing since we all see Trump and how awful he looks. NO WAY IN FUCK does he make it four years. Trump would be even MORE horrific in his second term but Vance would be CATASTROPHIC.

And that’s not even getting into all the Project 2025 bullshit.

Don’t want any of that?

ALL GAS AND NO BRAKES UNTIL WEDNESDAY!!!

Thank You 🙏

[smashorpassgilf]

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Additional Helpers

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Jubi, @lizardperson, 35+, it/they, problematic age gap fan. too aspec for a consistent type - some of the hottest people just happen to be old 🤷 random list, in no particular order and probably incomplete: Gina Gershon, Lance Henriksen, Jason Isaacs, Mads Mikkelsen, Shoreh Agashdaloo, Kurt Russell, Michelle Yeoh, Gillian Anderson, ...?

[jailbird-junkrat-writes]

I am taking requests for both a 'Kink alphabet headcanons' and a 'fluff alphabet headcanons'

How do you request? Be sure to check out my rules and who I write for here

Pick one Character per list. Example: Hey Jailbird! Can I please have the FLUFF headcanons for Lucio? Thank you! OR Hey Jailbird can I have Spicy head canons for Junkrat, Roadhog and Cassidy for letters A, B, H, Z thank you! Basicly if you want an entire list you only get to pick one character if you want up to 4 letters you can pick 3 characters. I hope that makes sense. Haha

Below are the lists. Completed:

Fluff [Do not recall the OG, had this saved in docs]

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A. Admitting feelings. Do they admit it first? Wait for someone else? And how do they

B. Bad Habit What bad habits do they have?

C. Commitment Do they want a five-minute thing? Marriage? House and a dog?

D. Damage As in ‘what’s their damage’ are they a difficult person? Been hurt before and need help healing? Won’t let people in? ‘don’t give a fuck’ attitude?

E. Energy Would you have trouble keeping up with them? Extrovert/introvert/ambient?

F. First date Their ideal first date

G. Get away Their kinda vacation, do they like taking it easy? Workaholic and you have to drag them kicking and screaming to have a break?

H. Hygiene Do they wash once a month or brush their teeth six times a day?

I. Initiative Do they plan the dates, and cook dinner? Or do they just go with the flow and rely on you?

J. Jealous Are they jealous? How do they handle it?

K. Kiss What kind of kisser? Deep and passionate? Sloppy? Little pecks on the cheek?

L. Love Is it easy for them to say ‘I love you?’ do they love easy or do you have to really work on it?

M. Maintenance Are they high maintenance? Low? Do they need more skincare products than you?

N. NOPE What are their turn-offs? They’re no-goes when it comes to looking for a partner?

O. Opinion Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Do they listen to others’ views? Mansplain? Talk over or have a spirited debate?

P. Pranks Do they love pranks? Is that all they do? Or do they hate them?

Q. Quirk What strange little personally quirks do they have?

R. Reliable Can you count on them?

S. Scent Their perfume/cologne/natural musk

T. Temper What is their temper like? Quick to anger? Long fuse? How bad do they loose it?

U. Underwear What kinda undies do they wear? Does it change when it’s bedtime?

V. Victory Sore loser? Bad winner? Will put stones in your shoes if they lose?

W. Wild Card I will give a random ass headcanon and you will accept it.

X. XXX Would they put out on a first date? High sex drive? Once a month kinda person?

Y. Yelling Do they yell? Like when excited? Mad? No inside voice in general?

Z. Zzz Do they sleep a lot? Not enough? Night owl or early bird? Light sleeper or heavy?

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KINK [taken from another writing blog of mine] A. Anal B. Bondage C. Control  D. Dirty Talk E. Effort F. Facials G. Group Sex H. Hair pulling I. Impact Play J. Jerking off K. Kissing L. Lingerie  M. Marking  N. NOPE O. Oral P. Pet Play Q. Quirks R. Role Play/Role Reversal  S. Stamina T. Toys  U. Underwear sniffing  V. Voyeurism  W. Watersports X. Exhibition  [fight me]  Y. Yandere Z. ZzZ 

[ferrethyun]

Omegaverse | Ateez Personal Scents

Genre: No particular genre,,, just smells uwu

Warnings: none that i can think of ?

Yes this is entirely self indulgent- do I care? not at all kekkekek.... if u wanna discuss these with me tho im down so lemme know what you think! (also yes this isnt neatly presented it literally came from the notes app on my phone-) This is also written with an x male! reader in mind bc thats what i write heh

(Alpha that reads beta at first) Hongjoong: it’s so typical but hongjoong smells like the sea. but he also has notes of amber and spice? but they’re low-key. reminds me of a bonfire on the beach on a warm summers night. smth u could just. dive right into. Sea is his main scent with amber just under the waves for sure. the spice kicks u right in the face once you do smell it tho-

(Omega n only omega) Seonghwa: I’m sorry bby but ur such an omega it hurts. anywhays. hwa definitely smells of strawberries, cherry blossom and milk. his scent is mostly strawberries and milk with a v delicate floral touch hehe. the sweetest dessert kinda smell? would i eat him? yes,,, (i’m gonna move on now before i lose it)

(Beta that seems like an alpha) Yunho: Our dear Yun smells like anise, caramel and musk. his scent def makes people think hes an alpha at first,, that n how fuckin tall he is (bastard). heavy on the caramel and anise too. His scent is a very comforting kinda warmth and ppl love it. 10/10 on the scent scale

(Omega that seems like a beta) Yeosang: Yeo! Cocoa butter, peaches and lilies is the combo for him for sure. His scent is super soft n sweet but not too sweet? Hes like a yankee candle lmao. The cocoa butter is his main scent with a subtle layer of peaches over it n u can j u s t smell the lilies in the background of his scent profile. very summer bakery energy

(Alpha with audacity) San: Listen,,,, this was personal (Kinda like m jongho scent idea but thats later) Amber leather and vanilla. He smells like Dior Sauvage. this man is SCRUMPTIOUS. Very typical alpha smell and very overpowering at times. but he pulls it off so well??? the fucker. he smells good and he knows it but tbf,,, everyone does. His scent is heavy on the amber and vanilla notes tho.

(Omega with way too much audacity) Wooyoung: The ratman himself smells like mandarins, smoky wood and a hint of peony. His scent is probably a little atypical for an omega as its heavy on citrus and not florals but thats what sets him apart from others. the mandarin smell will legit kick u in the nose n this is then quelled by the smoky wood n peonies after. it can b a lil overwhelming but its very nice once u get used to it uwu

(Beta that seems like an alpha with a personality of an omega at times) Mingi: I hate to admit it but my cleaning supplies helped me with this-,,, Jasmine, fresh linen and lemongrass. I cant imagine mingi not having a more gentle floral scent??? its a very delicate and fresh kinda scent on the nose and its super pleasant. Stronger on the jasmine and fresh linen for sure. Kinda reminds me of cleaning day during the spring? delightful <3

(Alpha ppl assume is a beta?) Jongho: Another personal one. this came from two 'perfumes' I have and they absolutely melt me when combined so,,, Cedarwood, Musk and fougere. its kinda similar to sans but more,,, woodsy? Homeboy smells like the forest wbk okay- anyways, its a super traditional scent for sure (If u look at omegaverse in the more wolfy aspect like i do-) and ppl love it (me too tf) Hes def heavy on the musk and that has a hint of cedarwood behind it then followed by the fougere. good scent 10/10 would sniff uwu

[cyborg-franky]

The General Headcanon Alphabet

So I tried to make one of those alphabet prompt lists like so many people do [the fluff ones, the spicy ones, the angst etc] and there might be a few doubles but I decided to try and make a list.

Everyone is welcome to reblog this prompt list and use it/take requests I made it for FUN for all <3

I am open and doing these! send please send in TWO characters for TWO prompts each or ONE character with up to FOUR prompts each!

A. Admitting feelings. Do they admit it first? Wait for someone else? And how do they

B. Bad Habit What bad habits do they have?

C. Commitment Do they want a five-minute thing? Marriage? House and a dog?

D. Damage As in ‘what’s their damage’ are they a difficult person? Been hurt before and need help healing? Won’t let people in? ‘don’t give a fuck’ attitude?

E. Energy Would you have trouble keeping up with them? Extrovert/introvert/ambient?

F. First date Their ideal first date

G. Get away Their kinda vacation, do they like taking it easy? Workaholic and you have to drag them kicking and screaming to have a break?

H. Hygiene Do they wash once a month or brush their teeth six times a day?

I. Initiative Do they plan the dates, and cook dinner? Or do they just go with the flow and rely on you?

J. Jealous Are they jealous? How do they handle it?

K. Kiss What kind of kisser? Deep and passionate? Sloppy? Little pecks on the cheek?

L. Love Is it easy for them to say ‘I love you?’ do they love easy or do you have to really work on it?

M. Maintenance Are they high maintenance? Low? Do they need more skincare products than you?

N. NOPE What are their turn-offs? They’re no-goes when it comes to looking for a partner?

O. Opinion Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Do they listen to others’ views? Mansplain? Talk over or have a spirited debate?

P. Pranks Do they love pranks? Is that all they do? Or do they hate them?

Q. Quirk What strange little personally quirks do they have?

R. Reliable Can you count on them?

S. Scent Their perfume/cologne/natural musk

T. Temper What is their temper like? Quick to anger? Long fuse? How bad do they loose it?

U. Underwear What kinda undies do they wear? Does it change when it’s bedtime?

V. Victory Sore loser? Bad winner? Will put stones in your shoes if they lose?

W. Wild Card I will give a random ass headcanon and you will accept it.

X. XXX Would they put out on a first date? High sex drive? Once a month kinda person?

Y. Yelling Do they yell? Like when excited? Mad? No inside voice in general?

Z. Zzz Do they sleep a lot? Not enough? Night owl or early bird? Light sleeper or heavy?

[janghoefett]

Hotline Bling (Jango Fett x F!Reader)

Jango invites his favorite girl over to Kamino for a booty call.

Rating: Explicit (18+) Pairing: F/M Word count: 1.7k

Inspired by the energy of the blue tunic scene that gets me flustered. Reader has some sort of implied sexual relationship with Obi-Wan Kenobi that Jango is aware of, so he invites her over to remind her that things are much better with him. I’m literally so sorry I did this to Obi.

Warnings: 98% porn, 2% plot, unprotected sex (p in v), dirty talk, creampie, oral (f receiving), spitting in mouth, praise kink.

“Need you to come. Waiting on Kamino. J.”

There was no innocence about the bounty hunter’s message. You knew exactly what it meant.

The journey to Kamino was spent with a dull ache between your legs. How many times had you found yourself dreaming not about the Jedi Master who fucked you sweetly, but about the bounty hunter with a hundred scars who played your body like an instrument?

Jango knew about you and Kenobi. There was nothing exclusive about your relationships with either men, but you had found yourself in bed with the Jedi to feel the heat of another body as you resided on Coruscant. Obi-Wan was sweet and gentle… but Jango was dark and red-blooded.

Jango has no shame leading you inside his apartment despite watchful eyes. If a Kaminoan happened to be in the hall outside his door, or if someone recognized that you only came to stay in Jango’s quarters, it made no difference to the bounty hunter. Instead it only brings on a power dynamic that makes you feel like his prize to be flaunted.

His kisses burn like fire against your lips as he keeps you pressed against the wall just on the other side of his door. His musk is familiar; it’s a masculine scent that makes you swoon and entices your fingers to dance against his stubble. With Jango, you fall back into a fast paced rhythm despite weeks spent apart. Your bodies grind against each other without care, only greed and primal desire.

Jango turns you to face the wall suddenly, wrapping an arm around your stomach and pressing himself into your backside. Your breath hitches.

“I need to fuck you,” he breathes lowly in your ear, sending a chill up your spine.

You whimper at his words, gripping the wall for support, as your knees grow weak with anticipation. Jango slides your pants down and off your feet, and kneels to be level with your hips. His hands grip your ass, kneading the flesh before spreading your legs further apart.

You bend over further and arch your back on instinct, allowing Jango access to bring his mouth to your wet cunt. Your legs buck but his two large hands continue to support you as his strong mouth works at your center, sending shockwaves up your body.

You allow it to continue until the sensation proves to be too much.

“Shit, Jango! Take me to the bed! I- I can’t stand.”

“Yeah?” he says, smacking your exposed bottom. “You gonna let me fuck you there? Remind you who you belong to?”

“Yes!” you croak, bucking your hips.

The desperation in your voice stokes Jango’s fervor. He turns your body to face him and lifts you in an impressive feat of strength, wrapping your legs around him as he carries you to the bed.

You strip your jacket and top off your body, which you only now realize were slightly damp from your entrance to Kamino. The air bites at your skin.

Jango’s breathing deepens at the sight of you unwrapping yourself, and his eyes trace over the contours and curves of your body like a wild man. He discards his shirt easily, revealing the thick layers of a warrior’s muscles, and his hands work to unfasten his pants.

Jango’s head gestures for you to move back further onto the bed. “Bend over,” he orders simply, taking his cock out.

You shudder at the sight. Who were you to refuse him?

You do as he says, crawling up on the bed with your ass in the air and your forearms keeping you balanced.

Jango comes up behind you. Holding your hips down, he spits on your cunt, using large fingers to prime you. You bite your lip, taking deep breaths to relax, just waiting for that delicious moment…

He enters you quickly, drawing strangled groans from both of your lips. The stretch makes your legs quiver; you were just so full. Jango’s length was standard, but his girth? Feeling Jango push into you quite literally takes your breath away.

You lay there with your face pressed against the sheets and your mouth agape.

“Such a good girl,” he praises you, running a hand up your back and down your thigh. “All tight for me.”

Jango begins to move and picks up the pace quickly. You are practically soaking his length as he fucks into you, gripping the sheets in an attempt to hang onto reality. Your eyes close. Your breath is shallow and you can faintly can hear Jango’s rough breathing as he thrusts into you with strong juts. Your arm reaches back for him mindlessly as he hits something that pushes you closer towards the edge.

“Does your Jedi fuck you like this, princess?” he growls through gritted teeth.

“No…” you breathe, struggling to speak. Jango was marking you as his territory and it was going straight to your core. “He’s… he’s gentle…”

You can’t finish your sentence.

“Cockdumb already?”

Yes. You were.

He slows for a moment to bring your torso upright and continues his brutal pace. His hands come around your body, clutching at your breast and toying with your clit.

Jango starts to mumble phrases in Mando’a, and whether they were curses or praises you have no idea. “Atiniir… atiniir...” he chants. “Take it,” he’s telling you. The low vibrations of his voice push you closer to the edge as you take his thrusts.

You clench around him hard when he hits something new, coming around his length, as he supports your body. He slows to a stop after a moment, allowing your muscles to relax again.

“Come on,” Jango huffs, smacking your ass again. “Lay down.”

Obediently you move up onto the bed, laying back on a pillow and looking up at the hunter with wide eyes.

Jango takes you again with ease as he comes over you. You moan softly at the way his heat warms your chilled skin, and your legs and arms wrap around him.

“You want me to fuck you gently, mesh’la?” Jango taunts, remaining still.

“No,” you whine, grinding your hips into the bed. “Hard… please…” Your hand comes up to Jango’s cheek but he grabs it in turn, pinning your wrist down by your head.

Jango starts up a hard pace again, linking an arm under your knee. “Look how you take my cock,” he growls. “You know how good you feel on me, girl?”

Jango’s praises make you clench around him; you mewl slightly, inching closer to another orgasm.

Jango is greedy as he devours you, his strong arm snaking under your body to hold you close to him. He fills your senses while penetrating your aching cunt with strong juts, exploring your mouth, keeping his body flush against yours. Your toes curl and your legs start to shake. “Come on!” he growls.

“Fuck!” you cry. “Jango!” Your hands rake at him as you come again, pulsing around him for several seconds, but he keeps fucking you through it. Nothing exists for you in this moment except for a wave of hot pleasure that leaves you breathless.

Jango’s hand comes to grip your face, inching your jaw open with his thumb. His mouth comes down to yours - spitting inside of it - before closing your jaw back up. You whine pathetically in appreciation as you swallow. “Such a precious girl,” he coos, sealing the lewd act with a kiss.

You were stirring back to life and ready to come again. Jango never came more than once, he knew how to push through it, how to allow your cunt to milk him without spilling a drop. When Jango did finally release himself, however, it was going to be final and it was going to leave you full.

“I want one more from you,” he says with that low, raspy voice, as his thrusts become more erratic. “Come on, show me what a good girl you are, mesh’la. Show me how much you love getting fucked.”

You take his words as a challenge and begin to come again, picking up on the feeling of your last. Your hips start to grind again and your cunt pulses, eliciting a strangled groan from the bounty hunter.

“Come inside of me,” you whine desperately. “Please.”

Hearing you beg makes Jango come with a deep groan, stilling deep inside of you and leaving bruises on your skin. Your legs still tremble as you lie there in recovery, smiling at the fuzzy feeling of his seed filling you.

Kamino’s air nips at your skin when Jango moves away and you shudder slightly, still heaving with shaky breath.

“C’mere, mesh’la.” Jango grumbles, bringing you into the space under his arm. You roll over to face him, wrapping your arm around him and burying your face in his chest gladly. “Can’t have you going cold on me,” he says with an audible smile.

Rain beats down against the large windows, filling the silence.

“Do you want me to fuck you gently?” he had asked after you had called Obi-Wan gentle just a moment earlier.

You sit on his words for a moment. Was Jango trying to provide what he thought you craved? Would he have fucked gently if you asked, or was it another game to hear you beg?

“Do you have to get back to your Jedi?” Jango asks through the darkness, breaking the silence.

Your breath catches in your throat. Jango had said he didn’t mind you seeing other people, but there’s something different, something about the way his tone of voice feels detached. Something that shouldn’t be opened.

“He’s not my Jedi,” you say, avoiding his gaze. “He’s… a friend.”

You cringe at your choice of words as soon as they leave your lips.

“I don’t fuck my friends,” Jango laughs under his breath.

“Then what am I to you?” you counter. You prop yourself up on an elbow and bringing a hand to his warm chest, cocking an eyebrow at the man underneath you. Your fingers trace lightly over the contours. “A stranger?”

“Not a stranger,” he smirks. “I can teach you a few words for it in Mando’a.”

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Atiniir = “take it” Mesh’la = “beautiful”

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yes jango fett wrote hotline bling about u

[svnarintaro]

alsooo can i have sero for the alphabet prompt? i’ve been soft for him lately hehe

sero sfw alphabet

a/n: sero is so slept on :( alrighty yssa i gotchu

A - Affection (how do they show that they love you?)

he will always buy you snacks. like you will always find little baggies of candy whenever you two are together. he just shows you that he cares with the amount of snacks that he buys you. he knows what is good and he will suggest new things to try all the time

B - Beginning (how did the relationship start?)

you guys should probably be friends first, like the level of friendship where you guys can hang out and not say anything. when he asks you out it would be while the two of you were hanging out at night and underneath the stars and the moon and he just asks.

C - Cuddles (how do they cuddle?)

bby boy is a big spoon. he cuddles his homies regularly but with you he never lets go, he likes watching a show with you and complaining about how dumb the main characters are or the way that they speak kind of irritate you two.

D - Domestic (what will settling down with them look like?)

he sucks at cleaning up, like he leaves his dishes in his room all the time. you better be resiliant to remind him all the time, cause he will take forever to actually get him to clean. he does throw killer parties and celebrations are usually held at your place if you are cool with it 

E - Engaged (when will they pop the question and how?)

i feel like it would take a year after you guys graduate or dating. when he finds someone he is 100% sure that they are the one. i know for a fact that this bby is a total sucker for soft gestures, so he takes you to the location of your first date and he will propose there <3

F - Forever (how long does it take for them to feel fully committed)

he trusts you but he hopes that you don’t break his heart. he will drop his guard when you tell him that you love him with all your heart. that is the moment where he feels that he was made for you and only you 

G - Gentle (how gentle are they around you? do they usually act soft?)

trust me when i say this man is a secret simp. he will never have the heart to yell at you. he will let you yell at him but he will never raise his voice at you. he will 100% try and talk things out with you and he will try to understand you.

H - Hugs (what are their hugs like? do they like hugs? how do they ask for hugs?)

W A R M he is surprisingly a hugger, he will always wrap his arms around your waist and sway you from left to right and his hugs are long so they really make you feel loved.

I - I love you (how long does it take for them to say ‘i love you’ and how do they express it without saying it)

he is super vocal about it. he will say it whenever you want him to say it, he will tell you before you leave. no matter how long the two of you are together he will tell you that he loves you unconditionally 

J - Jealousy (how do they act when they are jealous)

passive aggressive to the max. let me tell you his tone says it all. when he tells a person off they get the message along with the harsh glare that sero gives off. he trusts you but if the person goes as faras to touch you in a suggestive way he will jump in 

K - Kisses (what are their kisses like?)

he is a soft guy, he likes kisses that are as light as a butterfly. he likes kissing you before he goes off somewhere and it is super cute. he is the ceo of cheek kisses cause that is where he likes to give you a kiss or two 

L - Little ones (how do they feel about kids? how many would they like to have?)

he is a kid guy. maybe two or three if he is able to. he would want to have sons just as chaotic as he is but if you are truly up for it he would joke about having five kids just for you two to have a baby bakusquad

M - Mornings (what are mornings like with them?)

loud and actually productive. he likes waking up and blasting hype music to wake the two of you up and the two of you have a mini dance party. i feel like he would try his best to try and make eggs for the two of you to enjoy. 

N - Nights (what are nights like with them

he hands the speaker to you cause he feels like you have the better music taste when it comes to winding down. the two of you maybe have a few friends over once in a while to play a board game or a card game. either way you always try to have a great time before you fall asleep

O - Open (how open are they about their feelings? how do they show that they trust you)

he isn’t that open with his feelings. you just have to pester him about it, whenever you feel like his smile is fake please tell him and try to get him to talk to you or else he will just collapse from the pressure of being a hero 

P - Puppy (how doting are they? do they follow you around everywhere?)

whenever he is free then yes but when he has a life to also uphold. but when he is super clingy. he will pout and whine all night until you hop into his arms and it shows :”)

Q - Quizzes (how many things do they remember about you? how many details can they recall about you?)

anything that has to do about video games or food. he forgets your birthday sometimes but he always remembers things that you want so he can get them for your birthday. he will always do his best to never forget your little habits.

R - Remember (what is the best memory for them?)

when he first celebrated your birthday he legit wrapped his give in tape and laughed at you when you had to open it 

S - Safe (how protective are they?)

he isn’t the most buff but he will always be a boulder whenever you need him. he will be the one place where you can go whenever you need to have a solid cry. you usually can come over to his place like a mess he will open his arms for you to run into them

T - Try (how many new things do you guys try?)

he is usually up to almost anything as long as it is safe and it makes you happy. he will totally be up for cosplaying with you. he is just so chill with everything that you bring up 

U - Ugly (what are some bad habits they have?)

he is insecure about himself. his elbows, his face. almost everything about him. he usually can spend hours in the mirror just to criticize himself and all the things he finds terrible. if you tell him that he is handsome and that you love him for who he is. 

V - Vanity (how much do they think about their looks around you?)

as a person who is super insecure he is always thinking about how his smile looks. he tries so hard to make himself look good for you but if you tell him to just be himself he will let loose bit by bit. 

W - Whole (do they feel incomplete without you?)

he isn’t the most clingy but he misses you a lot. he usually never tells you unless he gets super serious but he truly he is a living mess without you

X - Xtra (a random headcanon)

he smells like light smokey musk 

Y - Yearning (how clingy are they?)

not that clingy but he loves having you around all the time. he likes holding you but it’s not like he can’t live without you. he likes how the two of you are comfortable with having a healthy amount of space

Z - Zzz (what are their sleeping habits?)

sleeps like a log. he legitimately snores so loudly, but if you can deal with that you are quite welcome to sleep with him in the same bed. when he tries to fall asleep he moves his legs a lot os sometime that can get annoying but overall he is not a bad person to sleep next to. 

[kouei116]

Jakou no Lyla - Trap of musk: European night

Come, look at me. In return, I'll show you the most wonderful dream.

Well, I'm supposed to study for an exam, I thought I'll only procrastinate & play for a litttle bit, but... Welcome to the newest hell I'm currently stuck in - Jakou no Lyla (人´ω｀*)♡

It is originally a 3 part PC otome game but has been ported to the Switch. This game is one out of 3 games from triAngle project, so... there is a Spy Ending where MC will be with both guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Longer details under cut. 

Part 1 European Night - Vince Lugan (seiyuu Taniyama Kishou, e.g. Amnesia Memories Ikki) on the left hand side of the above photo - Rolan Crydelle (seiyuu Tachibana Shinnosuke e.g. MidCin Louis) on the right hand side of the above photo, my 2nd fav

Part 2 Asian Night - Korei Rin (seiyuu Okitsu Kazuyuki, e.g. Brothers Conflict Masaomi) the white hair guy sniffing MC's shoulder in 1st photo, my fav :3 - Kirei Rin (seiyuu Sato Takuya) the black hair guy at top right corner in the 1st photo

Part 3 Arabian Night - Lizaru Shanasa (seiyuu Morikawa Toshiyuki, e.g. DL Carla) the tan-skin guy with a whip in 1st photo - Jemiru (seiyuu Murase Ayumu) the guy with upside-down net bra(?lol) over his eyes in 1st photo 

The popular ranking (voted in Oct 2019) result is Lizaru (1), Jemiru (2), Kirei (3), Korei (4), Vince (5), Rolan (6). 

Vince: ... I want you

MC uses her special tattoo to seduce Vince, it is working... kinda. But Vince is a tough cookie, he realizes something isn't right with himself, grasps his short sword and squeezes his right hand on the sharp blade in front of the  speechless MC. He wants the pain to pull him away from the desire for MC.

V: Come in... Hey, turn this way. Look at me, Y...

During the Conference break, V saw MC talking with Rolan on the way to the market. He got very grumpy aweee. At the market, R fell down, MC helped R get up and her clothes got muddy too. When she returns to the palace, grumpy Vince saw her muddy clothes and told her to take a bath with him. He tried to kiss her but she pushed him away, poor V :’(

Y: Rolan-sama, please sto..

The special tattoo doesn't last long so the salon master comes to the palace to help her refresh. I thought she only has one on her chest, but apparently there is one on her back too :/ She has to keep it uncovered for 2 hours to dry. R came by and accidentally was affected by the tattoo. He started touching and kissing her back. She knows she has to push him away but she doesn't want to because she already knows abt his tragic past. She’s afraid pushing him will hurt his feeling (I'll explain his past in his route summary). She tried very hard to grab the veil, cover her tattoo and R turned back to normal, frantically apologized to her. 

R: You don't need to think about anything. Surrender everything to me...

MC (name is Shirien) is a dancer at show salon Kamal. Her parents were killed, the village was destroyed. The salon master took care of her and her best friend Aisha so she wants to do everything to repay him. The master also helped another kid (who arrived heavily injured) named Jermiru and asked MC to look after J as his older sister. MC and J works as secret spies for the master. MC has a special henna tattoo (made from teromeana mixed with medicine herbs) that can seduce men to the point they lose all reasoning. Then she uses a sleeping needle on them to make them sleep & dream that they are ichaicha-ing with her but in reality, she tries to find materials/info in their rooms for her spy mission. In addition, she collects blood of young healthy ‘excited' men to help research a cure for the salon master's sickness. The master also prohibits her to kiss the men targets because it can sway her heart (hence she pushed Vince away in the bath when he tried to kiss her). 

In part 1 European night, her clients are Theo (Vince's best friend) and Rolan Crydelle. Her mission is to seduce Vince to find out the whereabout of Pamela - Rolan’s younger sister - who they think was kidnapped by Vince when V destroyed the Crydelle kingdom. Theo will pretend to lose the drinking game and gives MC to V as a winning trophy.

V is a tough cookie to crack though, he pays 100% attention on his country/work, doesn't want to waste any time with women. In his country Lugan, women are not allowed to speak unless they are given permission. This is because in their history, a king lost part of the territory bc he spent too much time on women. That territory becomes the Crydelle kingdom. In contrast, Crydelle is led/dominated by women, while men only stays inside the house and cannot go out unless given permission by women. Rolan is a shy and naive because he is indoors all his life, he cares deeply about his younger sister Pamela, he carries a doll that looks exactly like her.

I only know a little bit about V from the common route and his appearance in Rolan's route, but he isn't as cruel as the rumour says. The more time MC spends with him for her spy mission, she realizes he (and his touch on her) are gentle and kind. Everything he does is for the benefit of his country. He did destroy the Crydelle kingdom, killed the royal family (except Rolan who was living in a secret room) so other princes at the Conference sneer at Vince during the policy discussion. Personally, I think the choices Vince suggests are actually effective and to the point, not wasting time trying to be merciful. In Rolan's good end, he even helps Rolan save MC. He gives me the IkeSen Nobunaga and MLQC Victor's vibes. 

The last Rolan photo above the cut is after the confrontation with Eleanor (who looks exactly like his sister Pamela but said she is not Pamela), R is very sad and ran to the old harem area to be alone. MC chased after him and tried to comfort him. He hugged her and started kissing near her chest, offered to make her feel good and begged her to not leave him (poor bb ;u;) MC stopped him, tried to calm him down asking him to tell her everything. In short, due to his past, R always wants to keep people happy, he thinks pleasing people is the only thing he can do to make his life has some values, the only way to keep people staying with him. MC told him none of these are true. Even after hearing his past, MC didn't look down on/feel disgusted abt him, and told him from now on, he will learn many other ways to make people happy. This makes him very happy, he asked to hug her for a bit longer ｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡

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Tbh, when I first looked at the suitors, I thought I'd go with Vince, but oughhh Rolan stole my heart during the common route. I guess not likely many people will like Rolan (he actually ranks 6th out of 6 suitors, my poor bb ;u;). It’s okay, I luv Rolan. I love his character growth throughout the route, desperately trying to grow stronger to protect MC. And his yandere doll-carrying creepy vibe. His 2nd bad end broke my heart badly ~ like CxM Shiraishi's bad end 4 level of heartbreak（ｉДｉ）I will write his route summary after I (hopefully) pass my exam.

I enjoy this game much more than I expected: kisses sound yayyy (not DL’s level of kissing & blood sucking but enough to burn my ears huehue), nice arts and BGM (melancholy music to stab on my heart even more while reading bad ends, nice!). I prefer the bad ends, they are more haunting and memorable to me; good ends everything get solved quite easily, but overall the story is fine so far. I get completely sucked into this game and finished all 6 ends for Rolan and Korei in 4 days (what is sleep, what is exam :3) Normally I only play the routes of the guys I’m interested in then move on to next game, unless I want to collect PS Vita trophies and autoplay. But I have high hope that since this game can surprisingly change my favourite from Rolan to Korei (still very close, I luv both of them lotsss) from the route story, I should read everybody’s routes properly and see who my favourite are in the end. My 2020 otome game year is off to a wonderful start already ahhh~ (*´╰╯`๓)♬

[gunnerpalace]

Do you believe Urahara was just as much a villain as Aizen, Mayuri, and Ywatch? It seems that Urahara does a lot with no consent. I can't understand why so many people love him, when he's so shady, in a bad way. Lol..

Not directly. Kisuke is scuzzy and frankly a major security hazard and problem for a variety of reasons, but his deficiencies place him as being like, a combination of Quentin Tarantino and Elon Musk.

That sounds pretty bad at first glance, but Mayuri is Josef Mengele, Aizen is Slobodan Milošević, and Yhwach is Neo-Hitler V, so he’s not really in the same company as them in comparison of badness.

Then again, I am of the opinion that if any person in the history of the human species has ever qualified for the epithet “subhuman,” it’s Donald J. Trump, and his body-count is pretty low in comparison to those of a lot of others, so bodies alone do not define a bad dude. However, even acknowledging that, Kisuke doesn’t seem quite so monstrous as the other three even if he is quite often just gross.

[insfiringyou]

BTS - One Night Stand with Suga

Contains: Smut. Angst. Flirting. Fingering. Oral sex. Face riding. Vaginal Sex.

Set a year after his break up with our headcanon girlfriend, Jeong-sun, and around one month after the (straight) threesome with J-Hope and a stranger in England.] Yoongi has sex with an African-American woman he meets in a bar.

Find out all about our headcanon universe, plot and characters here. To read each member & their girlfriend’s headcanon universe fics in order, follow the links here: RM   /   Jin /   Suga /   J-Hope   /   Jimin   /   V   /   Jungkook & Our full masterlist can be found here

(Photo credit goes to VT cosmetics)

Rated content below the cut

The low hum of nondescript pop music drifting out of the speakers did not distract Yoongi from the leather-bound book in his hands. He flicked through the pages of the diary casually, occasionally stopping to pencil in a few key dates; Hoseok’s birthday in February, then a two week trip to Taiwan in March. The flicker of somebody taking off their jacket at the table behind him caught his eye and he locked eyes briefly with the tall, dark-skinned woman seated alone a couple of meters away. Being an early Tuesday afternoon, the small bar was almost deserted. Tucking her light blue denim jacket over the back of her stool, the woman smiled before climbing onto the seat, turning her gaze downwards. The rest of her attire was understated and formal; a cream coloured patterned blouse and plain black trousers covered her curvaceous body. She looked as though she had finished work early and had come straight from the office.

Yoongi turned back to the bar as the waiter came over and asked whether he wanted to order any more drinks. Glancing at the empty tumbler on the wooden surface which had held a double shot of whisky half an hour before, he shook his head. He had only stopped for an hour of peace and quiet to reflect on the schedule management had given him earlier, outlining the group’s plans for the next two months before their next break. The bar was a short walk from his apartment, in a side road off the bustling sidewalk of the main high street, and somewhere he had been frequenting more and more in the past six months whenever he wasn’t on tour. While he never stayed for more than a couple of drinks, it got him out of his silent apartment which had suddenly begun to feel too big for him. He had come to dread days off, when the afternoons and evenings seemed to drag on and on. 

He frowned at the page beneath his pale hand as something was placed beside him with a small tap on the wood. He looked up to find the waiter putting another glass of whisky down in front of him. Locking eyes, the older male smiled and nodded behind Yoongi. 

“She asked that I bring you this.” He said, making Yoongi spin around automatically to see who he was referring to. Once again, he met the gaze of the woman seated at the small, round table and pointed to the glass with a frown. She shrugged, a sweet grin pulling at her full, pecan coloured lips as she raised her own glass in the air, saluting him in a cheers. Out of the corner of his eye, Yoongi noted the waiter retreat discreetly into the store room, leaving them alone and, with a surprising lack of hesitation, drank the liquid in one, long gulp. It coated his throat like honey, warming his stomach pleasantly as he slid off his stool and walked over to her curiously, tucking the leather diary in his pocket.

“Are you sure it was for me?” He asked with a small, apprehensive smile.

She shrugged once again. “You looked lonely.” Her voice was warm and slightly accented, a hint of toying coquetry in the tone. He felt his stomach grow pleasantly warm at the sound; it had been a long time since anyone had flirted with him and even longer since he had flirted back.

“I was just thinking.” He explained simply, honestly. 

“Lost in thought?” Her lips tugged upwards playfully and he noted the dimples in her cheeks.

He paused. “You’re Korean is really good. Where are you from?” 

Smiling at the compliment, she tapped the table lightly, encouraging him to join her. He moved silently onto the stool. Up close, he could smell her fragrance; a mixture of jammed fruit and warm musk. 

“Boston.” She replied. 

Yoongi flashed a small, toothy grin. “The Red Sox are great.” He slipped into English without really thinking and her face lit up at the comment, making her dark eyes sparkle. 

“You speak English?��� She asked. 

He shook his head but the smile remained. “Not very well.” Casting his eyes downwards, he switched back to his native language but she did not seem disappointed. 

Pressing on, she leaned forward slightly on her elbows. “Do you come here often?”

“Only when it’s quiet.” 

“Am I disturbing you?” She suddenly sounded a little apprehensive.

“No.” Yoongi looked up. “You’re quite refreshing.” 

There was the trace of a smile still on his lips and she tried to read whether he was being sarcastic in his tone of voice. She sensed no malice, but pressed on nonetheless. “Because I’m black?” She asked, raising one arched eyebrow. There was a moment of hesitation as he understood the implication of her words. She noticed his face flinch very slightly, as though taken aback by the accusation, but he covered it well for her sake and she felt herself relax. 

“Because you approached me first.” He explained honestly, speaking slowly. “How did you know I liked scotch?” He gestured over to the now empty bar, where the glass tumbler stood. 

She smiled automatically. “Just a feeling…” It was the truth. He had already finished his first drink by the time she had arrived twenty minutes before. There was a warm but slightly embarrassed pause between them before he spoke again.

“Do you teach English?” 

She nodded. “I try.” With a smile, this one less bashful, she ran a finger along the edge of her cocktail glass. The liquid inside smelled both zesty and bitter. “I work at the Yeoksam elementary school in the mornings.” 

He watched as she took a sip of her alcohol. “How are the kids?” He asked, his voice sounding simultaneously casual and interested. 

She smiled against the rim of the glass. “They always ask to touch my hair.”

Laughing gently, he allowed his eyes to briefly roam over her array of tight, off-black curls. They were beautiful, framing her dark, dewy skin like a fan, but he found his mind casting back to his own childhood, growing up in a homogeneous part of Daegu and found himself grimacing internally. “Do you mind?”

She shook her head, sending the ringlet spirals bouncing. “No. They’re just kids.” 

She finished the last dregs of her drink and Yoongi nodded towards the elegant shaped glass. “Do you want another drink?” 

She placed the tall flute on the table. “I’d love a gin and tonic.”

Placing his hands flat against the table for support, he moved from the high seat. “Hendricks or Bombay?” 

Grinning. “Hendricks.” 

He nodded once before heading to the bar which was now occupied by a few groups of suit-wearing men, clustered in groups of twos and three, clearly enjoying a late lunch break or an early break from work. He came back a few minutes later, clutching two glasses and a bottle. She poured her own tonic water into the glass of gin as he sipped his dark whisky. 

“Have you ever been to the UK?” He suddenly asked, looking up from his glass. 

She shook her head. “No, why?”

He shrugged casually. “If you like gin, there’s a lot of variety.” 

“When did you go?” She asked, inquiring. 

“A month ago.” 

“Did you meet the queen?” She smiled drily. 

He matched her tone, glancing at her cooly. “I’m not that important.” As he said it, it occurred to him for the first time that she hadn’t seemed to recognise him. At least, if she had, she was being very casual about it compared to most people he met. While he was often spotted when out with the group, he found that he could often slip under the radar when he was alone and dressed down. 

She flashed her teeth, breaking the indifferent tone of the conversation. “What’s your name?”

“Yoongi. You?”

“Michelle.” She smiled. “Are you going to have another?” Her gaze flickered to his finished drink before looking up.

“Are you?” He asked. His eyes were wide but his voice suggested he was giving her the authority to make the choice on his behalf. 

She shrugged. “I’m not at work tomorrow.” Sliding from her chair, she finished her drink in two sips. “We could pick something up on the way home.” 

He glanced at her, sensing the flirty tone in her voice and the implication of her words but wanting to be sure. After all, Korean was her second language. “Is that an invitation?” He asked. “Does it mean the same thing as in Korea?” 

She smiled, her expression full of mirth. “What does it mean in Korea?”

He shrugged offhandedly, deciding to be blunt in his explanation. “That we fuck.” 

Michelle pulled her denim jacket from the back of the chair and slid it back on over her high-necked blouse. Reaching over onto the spare chair, she picked up her handbag before turning back to Yoongi who, standing beside her, was a fraction shorter. He didn’t seem to notice or mind. “I might let you eat me out.” She smirked as they walked across the room. He laughed in reply, flashing his teeth and gums as he held the door open for her. 

***

They had decided, in the end, to go back to his place with it being closer. Stopping first at the small liquor store around the corner, she had insisted that he buy the cheapest beer, confirming his suspicions that she was clueless as to who he was. As he took them to the cash registers she tugged at his shirt sleeve. 

“How do I know you’re not a serial killer?” She quipped. 

He turned to her, a six pack of beer in his arms. “You don’t.” He thought for a moment. “We could get non-alcoholic beer if you’d prefer?”

Her lips turned upwards in a wide grin. “I’d rather take the chance.”

After entering his apartment, they headed straight for the sitting room and took their places next to each other on the two-person sofa, their covered knees touching.

“What do you do for a living?” Michelle asked curiously, snapping off the ring pull on her can of Stella Artois. 

“I produce music.” He answered simply, sipping at his own can.

“You must be successful.” She looked around the room, eyeing the sheepskin rug and large television. “You’re place is really nice.”

He shrugged noncommittally. “I do okay.”

“What were you doing in Europe?” She glanced at him as she sipped her beer and noticed a moment of hesitation as he spoke.

“Touring. What made you come to Korea?”

She smirked. “I like seafood.”

Laughing, he turned to face her fully, his expression warm. “Is that all?”

She sighed a little but otherwise remained dispassionate. “I had a Korean boyfriend. We broke up.”

Yoongi found himself thinking of Jeong-sun despite himself and felt something pang in his chest. It felt as though a low, minor chord had been struck on a piano. It had been a year, and he wondered idly when it would stop hurting to think of her. He shifted on the sofa, a little awkwardly and took a sip of beer. 

“You didn’t want to move back home?” He asked, feeling the unpleasant sensation in his torso begin to ebb away.

She shrugged and smiled. “I like it here.”

“That’s good.” He murmured, finishing the can and placing it down on the coffee table in front of them. There was a moment of silence, not entirely uncomfortable, between them, before she let out a small, breathy laugh.

“You’re not in any rush are you?” She smirked. 

He looked at her. “For what?”

“To fuck me.”

He grinned a little bashfully. “I didn’t know if you were being serious.” He admitted. He had been open to things either way. It was nice to be alone with a woman, after so much time. 

“I don’t say things I don’t mean.” She taunted, finishing her own drink. “Don’t you find me attractive?” Her long, mascara coated eyelashes battered a little. 

He shrugged at her first point. “I just wanted to get to know you first.” Realising she might take his body language to be in reply to her question, he pressed on. “You’re beautiful.” He finished, his voice casual, as though simply stating a fact. 

She couldn’t help but grin, her shoulders relaxing into her body. “So are you.”

There was another pause as he moved closer to her, a little tentatively, bridging the small gap between them. Moving his head to the side, finding the right angle, he pressed his lips, slightly open, against hers. She kissed him back, capturing his lower lip and sucking on it sensually. Her hands found his shoulders and held him still against her as he massaged  her lips over and over. Snaking his arms around her waist, he pulled her into him until their torsos touched. The kisses were slow and unhurried as they enjoyed each other and eventually, she pulled away from his lips. 

“You’re a good kisser.” She whispered, her breath warm against his face. 

The ghost of a smile touched his lips. “I like kissing you.” He admitted before moving back in, a little more forcefully. Her tongue touched his as they moved together; brushing and massaging him. Despite the increase in pressure, the pace remained leisurely; opening his eyes slightly, he captured her tongue between his lips and sucked it gently. She let out a whimper in reply and, when he let her go, she pressed her lips to his cheek softly. 

“So…” She murmured, her voice low. “Are you going to show me where the bedroom is?”

He nodded against her skin and got to his feet, pulling her up with him and leading her down the hall. He opened the door to a medium sized room, simply decorated with plain white walls. A few black and white art prints hung from the walls; the bed was made up in crisp, pale blue sheets. She didn’t question why he had clearly taken to her to the spare room; the space had a blank, un-lived in quality to it, and he didn’t comment on it. The truth was he hadn’t realised where he was heading until he already got there. Rationally, he might have dismissed the move as making more sense since he had not left his room that morning in the neatest of ways. But deep down, he knew that taking her to his own bed felt too intimate. The spare room was like a blank slate; it was the only room in the entire apartment which did not had any significant memories attached to it. 

They walked over to the bed and sat on the edge, their lips moving back together immediately as she brushed her hand over his clothed crotch, rubbing back and forth gently, working him up. Feeling him slowly growing stiff beneath her fingers, she smiled and squeezed the outline of his length lightly, delighting in the way his breath hitched in his throat. He remained silent as she slid off the duvet to crouch in front of him; collected as she unfastened his jeans and edged them down his slender hips. Nestling closer between his thighs, she massaged his covered cock a few times, admiring the stiff shape of the outline pressed against his tight boxer shorts, before tugging the waistband down to free him. 

He gazed at her submissively, as she moved closer and took him in her mouth, gliding her lips and wet tongue along him slowly, leisurely. He allowed her to work him, her mouth steadily growing a little quicker as she applied more pressure against his cock. Her hand grasped him steady and his lips popped open in a silent moan as she paused to trail her tongue gently along his testicles. He watched, passively, as she took him back into her mouth and pulled him in deep. His breathing grew increasingly breathy as she sucked him; her lips felt amazing around him and the moderate pace of her movement allowed him to feel and savour every sensation she caused with her cheeks, lips and tongue. 

“That feels good.” He whispered, his fingertips brushing the dark spirals of her hair lightly, holding it back from her cheeks. 

“Do you want me to go faster?” She asked, slipping him out with a pop and gazing up at him from between his thighs. 

“No.” He muttered and caressed her cheekbone gently. “I like it like this. Can you keep going?”

She nodded with a smile, pressing her lips against his tip before sinking back onto him. She kept her movement steady and worked him for another few minutes; savouring his quiet, throaty whimpers. Eventually, he reached forward and encouraged her to stop, touching the sides of her face gently and leaning forward to kiss her. His mouth opened against hers, not squeamish enough to care that he was tasting himself on her tongue. She moaned into his mouth as they stood up in unison and pulled each other closer. He eased his jeans and boxer shorts from his legs completely and pulled away to step out of the pool of fabric.

“Can you excuse me for a moment?” He murmured. 

She nodded. “Yeah.”

He left the room to walk down the narrow corridor to his own, meaning to get a condom. As he pushed open the wooden door, the fact that he had not invited her into this space once more crossed his mind, particularly as it would have been more convenient. He reached into the bottom draw of his bedside table and searched through the jumble of contents; phone charger wires tangled like strings of spaghetti and he pushed past them to get to the back. The small box of condoms had not yet been opened but he checked the use by date on the bottom regardless. They had been bought a long time ago with the purpose to be used with someone else. He shook the thought from his mind as he glanced into the open draw and fished out a pale blue bottle of lubricant, this one opened more recently to be used on himself when he masturbated. He didn’t think he would need it, but it wouldn’t hurt to offer. 

When he re-entered the spare room, the woman, Michelle, was unfastening the delicate gold chain which hung around her neck. She placed it on the empty bedside table and moved under her blouse to unclasp her bra, sliding the straps off under the cuffs of her shirt. He walked over to her and placed the pair of objects down on the table, beside the round medallion of her necklace. Her hands immediately moved to his shirt and unfastened the buttons as she kissed him. Easing the sleeves away from his body, she encouraged him onto the bed and crawled on top of him, her lips never leaving his as he ran his hands along her sides, under the sheer fabric of her blouse, to brush her ribcage before moving down to her trousers. He unclasped them easily and pulled away from her lips to glance at her body as he eased them down her thighs before moving to her plain, sensible underwear. She allowed him to remove both garments completely but protested as he grasped her hips and arse keenly and began to guide her lower body to his lips. Se let out a small, breathy laugh. 

“I know I said…” She paused, suddenly feeling a little embarrassed at her forwardness in the bar. She didn’t need to explain what she was talking about, she saw he understood. “But you don’t have to.”

He shook his head gently beneath her, the implication that it didn’t bother him obvious but, when she didn’t move, he gently tapped his lips with his fingers twice, his palm flat against his face, encouraging her to straddle his face. She couldn’t help but laugh at his eagerness, feeling her heart race in her chest. She wasn’t usually insecure about her body, despite the few extra pounds she was carrying, but the prospect of her straddling his face and him tasting her after only meeting a few hours before suddenly seemed imposing.

“Have you done it before?” She asked cautiously, shuffling forwards slowly; her bare crotch hovering over his stomach then chest. 

“Yes.” He replied in English without really thinking and grasped her hips, pulling her a little roughly the rest of the way until her pussy was resting against his lips. She gasped a little in surprise as his mouth opened against her without delay, coating the length of her slit in saliva as his tongue ran along her inner folds. Moaning, she grasped hold on the headboard to steady herself as his tongue probed into the tight opening of her cunt. His hands moved from her fleshy arse, under her blouse, to cup her bare breasts. She moaned, snapping her head back as his thumbs played with the hard nubs of her nipples. He continued to pleasure her as he eventually returned his hands to her waist and encouraged her to move against him, moving her back and forth across his lips and tongue; licking and sucking her clitoris with the perfect amount of pressure, with barely a pause for breath.

“Fuck. You’re really good at that.” She couldn’t help but moan loudly as his tongue returned to her cunt, circling the tight ring of smooth skin before dipping inside. 

She was soaking wet by the time he finally eased her away, sliding her blouse from her skin and flipping her gently onto her back. Pecking her lips, once, he moved back down between her parted thighs. Her pussy was slick against his tongue as he captured her clitoris between his plump lips, flicking it with his tongue before applying more pressure. Feeling breathless, she watched him; admiring the way his long eyelashes brushed his cheek as he closed his eyes, making him look dreamy and beautiful. She gasped loudly and his dark eyes snapped open, meeting her gaze across her naked body. Maintaining eye contact, he stuck out his tongue and licked a line along her entire labia, trailing upwards along her impeccably neat strip of dark pubic hair and over her stomach and chest until he reached her hard right nipple. He licked around the bud, circling her espresso coloured areola, before capturing the nipple in his open mouth. 

“I don’t think you’ll need the lube.” She quipped as he moved to the other nipple. He smiled against her skin as he let her go and kissed her on the lips once more, his teeth pressing against her gently. Pulling away, he sat on his knees and reached over to the box of condoms on the table. He removed the cellophane carefully, a little frown playing on his face as he initially struggled to the pull the little tab to open it, his bitten finger nails too short. Michelle watched him eagerly, her lips parted as she felt the pleasant trickle of her own juices from between her thighs. He succeeding in opening the box and pulled out a square wrapper. Automatically, she reached for the condom, slipping it from between his fingers and pulling it open. He allowed her to roll it down his length gently, being careful to check it was in place before she leaned back down and guided him to her. He pressed his body against hers and looped his arms beneath her parted thighs, holding her close as he pressed his tip to her opening. Reaching down, she held her slick folds open for him, gasping as he filled her. 

He started fairly slow, pushing his hips against hers and kissing her as they moaned in unison, but quickly found a comfortable pace. She captured his lower lip between her teeth and tugged it gently, watching as his eyes fluttered open to gaze over her face sensually.

“Does it feel good?” He asked after a few minutes, pulling away from her lips.

“Yes.” She gasped beneath him. “You can go harder.”

He nodded and nestled himself closer to her pelvis, pulling himself out of her almost all of the way before snapping back into her body. She swore under her breath in English and, the next time he felt her clench around him deliciously, he joined her in Korean. 

“Do you want to go on top?” He eventually asked, moaning against her lips. She had started to touch her clitoris delicately and he sensed she was finding it hard to reach her high in their current position.

“Yeah.” She murmured gratefully as he slipped out of her and they re-positioned themselves, him rolling onto his back. He grasped his erection, adjusting the condom slightly, as she aligned her hips against him and sank onto his cock. Propping himself up on his elbows, he watched her ride him with parted lips; his eyes occasionally flickering closed in pleasure. He knew she was close after a few minutes, the friction of her clit dragging deliciously against his crotch bringing her to her high. She gasped a string of curse words as she came; placing her palm flat against his bare chest to steady her trembling body as her orgasm rippled through her. 

“Are you okay?” He asked as her breathing slowed. He brushed her sensitive clitoris gently, delicately, with two fingers.

“More than okay.” She smiled, gasping. “Are you close?”

“Not long, I promise.” He gasped as he felt her cunt clench around him; her drawn out climax squeezing him. “Are you okay to keep going?”

She nodded. “As long as you need.” She licked her lips as she began to grind her hips once more, a little more clumsily in her exhaustion. A glimmer of sweat stood out on her upper lip and forehead. It didn’t take him long to follow. Grasping her hips tightly, he let out a beautiful, gaspy moan as he rocked her body against him, his eyes snapping shut momentarily as he felt his release. 

She waited until he had stilled beneath her before he rolled off him gently. His eyes flickered open at the loss of contact and he blinked a few times, reaching for the condom. She touched him delicately. 

“Let me get that…” She murmured, slipping the thin piece of latex from him carefully before knotting it off and dropping it into the small bin by the side of the bed. She leaned forward and kissed his chest as he pulled her into him, their breaths equally strained and heavy. She felt herself begin to doze against his warm, comforting skin and had to force herself to open her eyes. 

“Do you want me to go?” She asked, not really knowing how long they had been cuddling like this.

“Stay…” He murmured against her dark hair, his lips pressed against her firmly.

***

The apartment was pleasant and warm in the morning. He had switched on the radiators at some point in the night and grabbed the spare blanket from the closet. They showered separately in the morning; with him showing her how to work the taps in the bathroom.

“I don’t know how you take it.” He muttered as she entered the kitchen, fully dressed. They had slept in until gone ten o’clock and, now, the bright, midday sunlight streamed in through the windows. 

“Two sugars.” She glanced at the mug of coffee he had made her, resting on the marble counter. 

“Do you have any plans for your day off?” He asked, handing her the cup and taking a sip of his own. 

“I’m going to Incheon to meet some friends.” She blew on the liquid, cooling it down. “How about you?”

“Nothing special.” He placed his mug on the counter top. “Do you need a ride there?”

She shook her head. “No, I have train tickets booked.”

“What time does it leave?” He asked. 

“About two hours.”

“I can take you to your apartment.” He offered. 

She smiled pleasantly. “That would be nice, thanks.”

He hesitated. “Can I take your number?”

“Yeah.” She replied immediately but, as they exchanged devices to input their numbers, a moment of silent realisation seemed to pass between them and Yoongi understood that, while she would reply to his texts if he messaged her, they would not meet again. He wasn’t sure whether he was saddened by the prospect. While she was sweet and beautiful and funny, and the sex had been beyond good, he wasn’t sure whether he was ready to seriously date again. He knew he should be; a year was a long time to some, but the thought made him sad nonetheless. 

The journey back to her apartment took an extra ten minutes longer than anticipated. There was unexpected roadworks along two of the major streets, but they had left with plenty of time to spare. He glanced at his Rolex as he tucked his black Hyundai against the curb. 

“I hope you enjoy Incheon.” He said as she unbuckled her belt. 

“Thanks.” Smiling, she leaned forward, meeting his soft lips. He kissed her a couple of times, his open mouth gentle against her, before they pulled away in unison.

“Goodbye.” She said as she opened the car door and stepped out into the street. He watched her enter the block of apartments, making sure she was safely inside before he pulled away from the sidewalk and re-joined the traffic. Making a last minute decision, he took a left turn instead of a right, wanting to avoid the noisy, clinking sound of drilling from the road workers. He turned down a couple of narrow side streets before pulling back onto a wider road. He drove for a mile before he realised, consciously, where he was. Just in time, he took a quick glance to his left and watched as a couple of store fronts rushed by. The one in the centre boasted a cross-shaped neon sign above the canopy and he wondered, vaguely, whether Jeong-sun was currently at work. He quickly turned his gaze back to the road, refusing to allow himself to linger on the thought. 

***

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nsfw asks - finn edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I always use the aftercare section to talk about what kind of positions my ocs like. anyways. a switch!! when he tops, he's very gentle and caring with aftercare.. will make his partner a snack, get them a drink, clean them up. and when he bottoms he's j really clingy, he wants kisses in a warm bath with a bath bomb..

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Finn is pretty insecure about his body, he's incredibly dysphoric. But he thinks he has really nice hips! though they're a bit more feminine than he'd like, he knows they're nice. On his partner? hands... simp.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

He's pretty average with wetness? So I'll go with the fact he tastes a lil bit sweet with that hint of musk...

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Breeding kink. He really really didn't think he'd be into that and then Fennel suggested it and now he's REALLY into it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Virgin before his current bf.. No experience whatsoever. But he's soo determined.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

The Lotus! He likes how close it is..

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

tends to giggle a bit, he's kind of ticklish so.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

messy and light brown. doesn't shave that much..

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

LOVER BOY... pet names, kissing, forehead touching..

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Didn't really masturbate before Fennel and then proceeds to masturbate and send him videos every night before they move in together lmao gn.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

big big big exhibitionist.. really likes bondage, especially tying up his partner with fancy knots.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Not like.. on a stage or anything. but he's open to most places..

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

KISS HIS NECK.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

unsanitary kinks, cnc, he wouldn't take drugs..

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Likes to give! He's so eager to learn that he quickly gets the hang of it!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When he bottoms he likes when it starts slow and sensual and gets rougher the more needy his partner gets for him. When he's on top he's a bit of a tease.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not his favourite, but not infrequent.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Super game to experiment. He hasn't done anything before this so... Why not?

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

Sorcerer stamina real... Can go for a few rounds!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Probably? Probably for both..

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

BIG tease without even meaning to be sometimes.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

LOUD, bottom or top, he's a very vocal lover.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

he's really.. really into (consensual) frottage.. j rubbing is.. ugh. idk somethin sinful about it he loooves.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

cute,, small.. tiny boy.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Tends to match his partner's.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not immediately! he loves himself some pillow talk first<3

[hillchill]

have been tagged by @itshillaryrodamn and @gefiltefishwhereareweonthis

A- Age: 23

B- Birthplace: IT

C- Current Time: 21:25pm

D- Drink You Last Had: chai (w/o milk because Idon’tenjoy them together and because I have a tummy ache rn :/ )

E- Easiest Person to Talk To: uhm, that’s difficult. I talk about different things with different people, but I used to have one person I felt could talk about everything. Sadly, after 7 years of friendship, I got discarded without even a parting message and now this person studies abroad. It hurt so much.

F- Favorite Song: I go through songs a lot, I don’t think I have an all time favourite, but pretty high are Baba O’Riley, Little lion man and The Boxer (as played by Mumford and Sons, not Simon and Garfunkel), The sound of silence, Solsbury hill, Queen’s Under pressure, Lfe on Mars, so many by the Beatles, Take this waltz, and a rotation of songs by Linkin Park (who have been a constant in my teenage years).

As for Italian ones, definitely Il cielo d’irlanda (a magnificent song about the Irish sky), Songs from De Andrè (actually closer to a poet than a singer), Gli Anni by 883, some songs by Ligabue, Tiziano Ferro and Elisa, and my all time favourite Rapper who raps about environmental causes, writes songs against Berlusconi and Fascism, Caparezza.

And a hilarious Canadian band called Arrogant Worms and their satyrical songs like Jesus’ Brother Bob or The last Saskatchewan Pirate.

G- Grossest Memory: the smell of autopsies and seeing a vegetable soup exit the stomach of a lady they cut open during one. You could see the bright orange carrots floating around the broth.

H- Horror Yes or Horror No:“In real life” gore doesn’t bother me, but I don’t actively watch films that will scare me, I am someone easy to jump scare.

I- 😍?: People who have compassion, empathy and have the general sunny disposition I don’t have. People who encourage others and help them through their struggles. People who are patient and make you feel like you’re not a bother.

J- Jealous of people: Who seem to learn notions easily. People who “have their shit together” in life. People who have a better time management than I do. People who have the strength to do many things in a day and don’t get easily tired. People who are daring. People who have the money to travel extensively

L- 💛 at first sight or should I walk by again?: walk by again, and again, and again. I am like a baby deer, you really have to approach with caution because I get scared if things move at a fast pace. Unfortunately, people tend to read my caution as a sign I’m not interested.

M- Middle Name: None. My parents had the worst experiences with their middle names and they swore not to give me one, lol.

N- Number of Siblings: None :(

O- One Wish: Die happy of the life I’ve lived.

P- Person You Called Last: My mum. Look, I am Italian, this should suffice as to explain why I called her (heheheh), plus I am being a big baby because I’ve been having this dull ache all day and it’s driving me nuts.

Q- Question You Are Always Asked:  If it’s cloudy up there. Cos I’m tall.

R- Reason to 😁: my cousin’s little girl, the most adorable baby on the planet, cats, food from home, cute little surprises and gestures that let you know people care about you, Innsbruck’s mountains

S- Last song you sang to: Pocahontas (a very soulful song in German about a breakup, would recommend if only for the spectacular voice of the singer, definitely to listen to if you like Mumford and Sons)

T- Time You Woke Up: around 7 because I had very hopeful plans for the day (which I never manage to fulfil), then reset to 8:30 am, but I think I actually slid out of bed around 9 after something for my tummy had its effect.

U- Underwear Color: always had white or black but it’s because as I was little my mum never bought me underwear with designs or disney characters or whatever and I just kept doing it, even though I think I would like a colored/patterned one more

V- Vacation Destination: Japan, definitely, a well and good tour of Europe, Ireland <3 and... space? Elon Musk can I hitch a ride with you?

W- Worst Habit: worrying too much, projecting my life 5 years in the future in the possible way and then getting upset about that. Complaining about stuff instead of starting to fix my life, in general, being on the depressed/depressive side of things, a strong negative self image, comparing myself too much to said people above who “have their shit together”

Y- Your Favorite Food: Pizza over everything. And also Pasticcio and damn yes white asparagus risotto like my dad does it <3 ( i wasn’t home for Easter and MY PARENTS ATE IT with my aunt and uncle gggggrrrrrrrr)

Z- Zodiac Sign: Gemini. I used to love my birthday, but the Orange Anus decided to have my same one and now I can’t wait till he’s out of office to start enjoying it again. Which I won’t do anyway cos I’ll be getting older. So please, Mueller hurry up.

tagging: idk, I’m drained. If you like it, do it.

[opedguy]

Putin Puts Capitol Riot in Perspective

LOS ANGELES (OnlineColumnist.com), March 12, 2021.--Russian President Vladimir Putin, 68, said the Jan. 6 Capitol riot and mob scene was “stroll,” noting that over 150 rabble-rousers were arrested, facing lengthy jail sentences some as much as 20 years.  Putin finds it reassuring that whatever happened on Jan. 6, it didn’t amount to very much, certainly not the “insurrection,” claimed by Democrats in the aftermath of the ugly mob scene largely by cell phone-wielding trespassers, getting their photo-ops to jail.  Calling it a “stroll,” Putin wanted to point out that the U.S. government was never threatened, unlike the Russian Federation that faces hordes of rabble-rousers whipped up by dissident Alexi Navalny, a hero in the West for challenging Putin’s 20-year reign of power.  Putin said he was glad that his U.S. partner took the chaos and put it back in short-order, restoring stability back to the Congress at a time of political transition.         

    President Joe Biden, 78, has hammered Putin since taking office, demanding that he release Navalny from prison, something highly unusual for any head of state to meddle in the internal affairs of another country.  Putin didn’t ask Biden to release all the rabble-rousers from jail after the Jan. 6 riot.  Why would Joe join the madness in Brussels to slap the Kremlin with sanctions over an internal Russian affair?  When you look at new violence in Southeastern Ukraine, the U.S. needs Putin more than ever to help calm things down.  With the U.S. well positioned with the Pfizer, Moderna and Johnson & Johnson vaccines, the same can’t be said for European Uninor [EU], where the U.K.’s AstraZenica-Oxford vaccine has been removed from the market for causing blood clots.  However Democrats trashed 74-year-old former President Donald Trump in the 2020 campaign, he got along with America’s adversaries.        

     With only 50 days in office, Biden’s already done considerable damage to U.S.-Russian relations.  Biden won’t give Putin any credit for creating, with Moscow-based Gamaleya Sciences a safe and 92% effective vaccine.  Instead of picking a fight with Putin, European Commission President Ursula von der Leeyn, should partner up with Putin to supply EU countries with Russia’s highly effective and safe Sputnik V vaccine.  It simply makes zero sense for Secretary of State Tony Blinken to step into Russia’s internal affairs, demanding, like Van Der Leyen, that Putin release Navalny from jail.  U.S. and EU leaders would scoff at Putin if he suggested releasing a known revolutionary, calling for uprisings and the overthrow of the Russian state.  Putin’s glad that his Western partner is back to normal.  Why is Biden trying his best to wreck U.S.-Russian relations?         

    Working together, there’s little the Russian Federation and U.S. can’t do to help improve the global novel coronavirus pandemic.  Biden should congratulate Putin on his Sputnik V vaccine and figure out a way to bring it to the U.S. and promote its use all over Europe.  Amsterdam-based European Medicines Agency [EMA] has rejected Sputnik V for European consumption because there’s not enough data.  But the British Medical Journal Lancet reviewed Sputnik V carefully and proclaimed it safe-and-effective.  What more does the EMA need to know that they have vaccines shortages all over Europe?  If the U.S. CDC or FDA would tell the truth about Sputnik V, the EMA would be more inclined to use Putin’s vaccine, the first one produced on the planet, released Nov. 11, 2020, one month before Pfizer-BioNTech and Moderna.  All the Russian-bashing in Washington and EU needs to stop.    

         EU countries like the Czech Republic, Hungary and Slovakia, have already placed big orders for the Sputnik V vaccines.  Other countries, like Italy, Brazil and Argentina, have contracted with Russia’s Gamaleya Sciences to license production of vaccines in their own countries through Swiss Adienne Pharmaceuticals.  “Putin is using [the vaccine] to bolster a very tarnished image of Russia’s scientific and technological prowess,” said Georgetown University Prof. Lawrence Gostin, director of World Health Organization’s [WHO] Collaborating Center on National and Global Health Law,” making a preposterous argument.  In case Gostin hasn’t noticed, Russia has been a reliable leader in ferrying cosmonauts and astronauts to-and-from the International Space Station.  Only recently has the U.S., through Elon Musk’s SpaceX, returned to human space-flight after a 10 years hiatus after the Space Shuttle.        

     It’s time for Biden and his Foreign policy team to stop the Putin-bashing and get on the same page to help defeat the Covid-19 global pandemic.  Promoting the use of Russia’s Sputnik V only helps countries without adequate access to effective and safe vaccines.  Putin’s vaccine accomplishes the same thing as Pfizer-BioNTech, Moderna and  J&J at one-half the price, about $10 a dose.  Putin isn’t using the Sputnik V to gain more leverage on the world stage, he’s doing the world a favor by distributing life-saving vaccines where they’re in short supply.  Whatever the competition between the U.S. and Russia—and China for that matter—it’s time to improve the diplomacy and work together to eradicate the deadly coronavirus pandemic. Anything Putin can do to make vaccines more available anywhere on the planet helps global health, and benefits the struggling world economy. 

About the Author

 John M. Curtis writes politically neutral commentary analyzing spin in national and global news. He’s editor of OnlineColumnist.com and author of Dodging The Bullet and Operation Charisma.

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