#Ivan & Janis

[royaltystudios]

Bored in HL English and made this.

[the-laiblog]

[widespot]

It doesn't take Ivan long to locate the Just Off Campus Arcade, the place to go for anyone on campus looking for a game (other than chess).

"The great thing about that game is, they got input from actual astrophysicists when designing the planets!"

"Hi, Ivan!"

"Think you might be up to rethinking that virginity scenario?" "I'm not going to worry about it. Girls just want to have fun, you know?"

[ion-mailbox]

Ulder's Regret

So this was the wip I mentioned for the past couple of posts. It took 14 hours in total over several days.

This is a mix of Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581 by Ilya Repin; Pietà by William-Adolphe Bouguereau; Nāve (Death) (1897) by Janis Rozentāls.

I wanted to have this horrible mix Ulder of realizing what he's done to his own son (exiled for doing what Ulder would have done for the city and Isolating him to his abuser), Wyll's limp posture where he could be dead or unconscious (but instinctively relaxed in his father's arms); and Mizora taking/hurting Wyll under Ulder's nose.

I also used some inspo from iguanamouth's depiction of an incubus for Mizora's lower half where a demon couldn't completely disguise themselves. Also I have a version of wyll's backstory where Mizora is a lot more of a long con manipulator, part of it where Mizora looked like a human when Wyll first met her (like in his Ea version) and she slowly dropped the pact into his mind before Wyll finds out about Tiamat.

Mizora's tail is a gibbon viper or something like that while Wyll's is an hognose (a snake who's best defense is playing dead).

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Heeells yeeeeeaaahh, thank you Riva Darling! <3 If someone knows that I love talking about my shit, it's you and Jani. And also everyone else who made the mistake to talk to me too much.

La Sicilia dell'eterna notte (This one isn't on ao3. yet.) It's become October with me answering this ask, but what better month for a ghost story, even one that takes place on a warm summer evening? I think this one is best served by not spoiling anything and just inviting everyone to read it on their own. What I love about it is how many different interpretations each reader has of the ending! From bittersweet to gruelling existential dread, you can read this ghost story either way.

The Spoils of Syracuse WILL YOU PLEEEASEEE READ MY IMPERIAL ROME SETTING FANFICTIONS. WILL YOU. This one has it all - Thukydides. Plutarch. Because Michele is as much a Roman citizen as he is Greek. Pan fucking goat, dick gnome and pissing Herakles statue. Banter. Sexual tension and actual sex. Longing! Implicit discussion of cultural and military justification of Empire! Most of all, it's Harry and Michele sitting in their Ostia flat and talking about what life could be and how happy they are to know each other.

I stayed with you Sure, maybe that one could use a little overhaul after six years. But I still like it at its core and I think all the drabbles about how Yao and Ivan try to navigate their relationship are quite interesting, insightful and funny. Also, man, I miss writing their friends.

Somebody With Green Eyes Wonderful TurGre One-Shot if I say so myself. This one is for all you slowburn bitches. And the fact that it's modelled on a real city I know well makes it feel particularly real to me. If you like a Sadık with a softer side and also him bitching with Gilbert bc there is not enough room for two egos in this town - Check this one out.

Joyeux Anniversaire Lapin Or I KNOW this has a very limited impact on everyone except me and Jonah, but I love this one. All of Hugo's relationships are on display, all the little intricacies of his life, and of course it always circles back to Leo. If you like found family tropes and the more sickeningly fluffy and stuffily Germanic (They're Swiss and Liechtensteiner), the better, you will want to read this one! (Or if you like fucknasty sex, just skip to the last chapter).

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Dle slov paní ministryně Jany Černochové má vláda Petra Fialy svůj GroupChat. Už kolikrát jsme na FB řešily, co by si někteří ministři psali (a jakmile by si psali jenom Ivan s Vítkem, Jurečka by je okřikoval, ať si to nechaj do soukromých zpráv xD), kdyby takový chat měli, a... oni ho fakt maj :D

Doufám, že tam řádně pomlouvaj Bureše, Pitomia, Medůzu, dvojKarla i Dluženu, případně, že si sdílejí memísky :3 Přeci jen tam skoro všichni mají smysl pro humor. Až na Blažka. Ten nemá nic, včetně páteře.

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I love seeing your ER pieces. What is the name of the fashion you draw them in most of the time? Your Godwyn and Fortisax are just stunning! All of your art is stunning! Hope you have a nice day

Oh, thank you!

tbh my MA and PhD were both generally focused on material culture/fashion history, so I am incapable of giving a simple (and not terribly self-indulgent) answer to this. 

Because of ER’s setting I try to stay pretty faithfully between the late Middle-Ages and Renaissance when I look at silhouette references (or medieval silhouettes with late-Renaissance/Baroque fabrics/colours - I try not to go as far as French Rococo because its too goddamn shiny and pastel). At the same time I have no qualms just making things up, be they part of the silhouette or patterns or whatnot, as long as they fit with the overall look.  

Except for when I do an honest costume study, my stuff is not at all hyper-realist - so it doesn’t really translate the sumptuous quality of the references I use for inspiration. It’s a little easier when I write because I can describe them - in which case I try to stay fairly accurate or work from an exact model I’ve seen in a painting. But just to have some of them here for pure, unadulterated visual pleasure: 

If you want to see the real/similar textures of some of these velvets, take a look at the ancient Venetian textile production house of Bevilacqua. 

Otherwise I have no qualms pulling inspiration from fantasy/semi-historical inventions. Jany Temime’s work on House of the Dragon creating an entire visual language based on familiar late-medieval silhouettes and Byzantine ornament is one of my absolute favourite sets of reference. Could you ask for more than Laenor’s long doublet or Rhaenyra’s coronation outfit, or even Otto Hightower’s subtle but delicious mix of varying textures in black?

I haven’t ever really pulled from my own area of expertise (late 19th/early 20th) for ER-specific art, but a huge chunk of my research focused on the costume design of Leon Bakst for the Ballets Russes in the early 20th century - an absolute master of his craft if you want to see concept art before concept art existed. An inheritor (and contemporary in some cases) of some of the brilliant artists of the Russian Silver Age, including my personal favourites Ivan Bilibin and Viktor Vasnetsov (whose work I have used to model Miquella, for example). 

tldr; I look at pretty things.

[angevepelis]

Pedro Almodovar

Una mujer ve pasar el tiempo junto a las maletas de su examor que debió venir a recogerla, acompañada de su perro. Ella y el perro, que no entiende que su amo lo haya abandonado, lo esperan.

A brilliant plastic surgeon, haunted by past tragedies, creates a type of synthetic skin that withstands any kind of damage. His guinea pig: a mysterious and volatile woman who holds the key to his obsession.

After a casual encounter, a brokenhearted woman decides to confront her life and the most important events involving her estranged daughter.

Drama | Maternidad. Melodrama. Familia Sinopsis Dos mujeres coinciden en una habitación de hospital donde van a dar a luz. Ambas están solteras y se quedaron embarazadas por accidente. Janis, de mediana edad, no se arrepiente y está exultante. La otra, Ana, una adolescente, está asustada, arrepentida y traumatizada. Janis intenta animarla mientras pasean por los pasillos del hospital. Las pocas palabras que intercambien en esas horas crearán un vínculo muy estrecho entre las dos, que por casualidad se desarrolla y se complica, afectando a sus vidas de forma decisiva.

PAIN AND GLORY

R (Language|Drug Use|Some Graphic Nudity) / 2019, Drama, 1h 53m / 96% TOMATOMETER 91% AUDIENCE SCORE

An aging Spanish film director in the middle of a creative crisis revisits memorable events of his past

Victims of the Franco regime continue to seek justice. 100 tomatomeer 85 audience score

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CHAVELA The life of Mexican singer Chavela Vargas, who gains worldwide fame for her beauty and charm and her interpretation of traditional ranchera. 95 tomatometer 81 audience

A waitress adds a special ingredient to an arrogant loan shark's meal in one of several tales dealing with extremes of human behavior. 94% TOMATOMETER 92% AUDIENCE SCORE

Raimunda (Penélope Cruz) works and lives Madrid with her husband Paco and daughter Paula. Her sister Sole (Lola Dueñas) lives nearby and they both miss their mother Irene (Carmen Maura), who died several years ago in a house fire along with their father. A former neighbor from their hometown reports that she has seen the ghost of Irene and both daughters do not believe her. After a murder and a family tragedy, Irene's spirit materializes around her daughters to help comfort them. R (Some Sexual Content|Language) 2006, Comedy/Drama, 1h 51m 91% TOMATOMETER 89% audience

TALK TO HER

Male nurse Benigno (Javier Cámara) becomes infatuated with a complete stranger when he watches dancer Alicia (Leonor Watling) practicing from the anonymity of his apartment. After being injured in a car accident, Alicia is brought to a nearby hospital, where Benigno serendipitously happens to be her caregiver. When wounded bullfighter Lydia (Rosario Flores) is brought into the same ward, her companion, writer Marco (Darío Grandinetti), begins to bond with Benigno. R 2002, Drama/Romance, 1h 52m 91% TOMATOMETER 93% AUDIENCE SCORE

ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER

R 

1999, Drama/Comedy, 1h 39m

98%

TOMATOMETER95 Reviews

93%

AUDIENCE SCORE50,000+ Ratings

LAW OF DESIRE

When porn director Pablo (Eusebio Poncela) reluctantly breaks up with his boyfriend, Juan (Miguel Molina), he encourages him to stay in touch. Juan moves away to live in a lighthouse and eventually writes his ex, but in the interim Pablo has taken up with a psychotic new lover, Antonio (Antonio Banderas). Antonio intercepts their correspondence and flies into a towering rage, terrifying Pablo, but also inspiring him creatively as he works on a play about his transsexual sister (Carmen Maura). NC-17 / 1987, Comedy/Lgbtq+, 1h 40m

100% TOMATOMETER 82% AUDIENCE SCORE

WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

When Pepa Marcos' (Carmen Maura) lover Ivan (Fernando Guillén) suddenly leaves her without any explanation, she embarks on a strange journey to discover why. On the way she meets a variety of eccentric characters, including Ivan's son from a previous relationship (Antonio Banderas), his fiancee Marissa (Rossy de Palma) and a Shiite terrorist cell who have been secretly holding her best friend Candela (María Barranco) hostage. It's a film noir take on the romantic comedy. R 

1988, Comedy/Drama, 1h 28m

92%

TOMATOMETER36 Reviews

89%

AUDIENCE SCORE

MATADOR

Forced to retire after a goring, matador Diego Montez (Nacho Martínez) has since become a teacher. Among his students is Angel (Antonio Banderas), a naive boy so perversely desperate to impress that he attempts to rape Diego's girlfriend, Eva (Eva Cobo). He fails, but turns himself in regardless, also confessing to a series of murders he's recently seen in psychic visions. A lawyer (Assumpta Serna) steps in to defend him, but the police are unconvinced Angel is the real culprit. NC-17 

1986, Comedy/Drama, 1h 42m

92%

TOMATOMETER26 Reviews

78%

AUDIENCE SCORE10,000+ Ratings

LABYRINTH OF PASSION

Outrageous people, including a desperate empress and a terrorist with an acute sense of smell, seek happiness in Madrid. 1982, Drama, 1h 40m

92%

TOMATOMETER13 Reviews

68%

AUDIENCE SCORE

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Pjevačica Jana Todorović sa suprugom Ivanom Todorovićem napravila je gala proslavu za 18. rođendan njihove kćerke Kristine. Ivan se ne pojavljuje u javnosti, a sada su svi zajedno pozirali fotoreporterima, a mogli smo da ih vidimo srećne i nasmijane. Kristina nije skidala osmijeh sa lica, pozirala je sa djedom, tatom i mamom, a Jani se u pogledu moglo vidjeti koliko je ponosna na svoju…

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[widespot]

Nagard Anya Hoh

Kurt is an actual senior now, as well as Senior Man! Perhaps he should start taking a stronger leadership role? On the other hand, Sean's almost a junior now, and really into it.

One of Sean's younger brothers, Ivan, is on campus now, so Sean invites him over, along with anyone who cares to come from his dorm, and the sorority. He needs friends in the sorority!

Ivan brings a nerdy kid who turns out to be Hi's little brother, under pressure from his family to pledge. The sorority has a new member from the new crop of freshmen already - the house needs to step up.

"One of the great advantages of the frat is that grant money accumulates. With a good balance of brothers, you can have great parties without worrying about breaking the bank. The smart brothers bring in the grants, the fun brothers bring in the friends, everybody benefits!"

"Older brothers can also invite graduated partners who are still willing to bang college boys and give them valuable experience!" "Wow, that is a perk!" "That's…not what the Greek system is for!" "I assure you, it is one of the things the Greek system is for!"

"Hm…if it were purely a matter of geometry I'd have this in the bag, but hand-eye coordination is necessary to implement the geometry."

"If recycling were only pursued more thoroughly and aggressively, it could be so effective!"

"Don't you look hot spinning around there?" "Hi, Janis! Love your hair - awk! You distracted me!"

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Protecting Suboxone (Respiradone)

In the 1960s, waves of a new revolution were sweeping over Los Angeles.

The 1950s saw the takeover of Los Angeles, by the Foreign Office, MI-6, on the diamond bet between Hughes and Nimitz, Charlebois and MacArthur.

A straight Marine, "Gay Ray", and a gay general, "General Doug".

It was either the Yakuza's Japan, an entire nation of textbooks voting for Adolf Hitler, or a movie fan audience under DARE, gateway drug theory.

Hiroshima happened, Home Depot and the Hayes family came, and now the chiseler wrench, was the screw wrench.

Ray won, with his sword tattoo on a globe, reading "Avid Lamsa", Greedy Fly. Not "Semper Fi", China Town.

An elite RTS counselor, Charles Manson, had been force requisitioned through the Los Angeles Police Department, for MI-6; the architect of the Vietnam War, for Senator Kennedy.

They took his cock and balls, while he was trying to free Sharon Tate from Jewish psychiatric ardour; taken off the streets, for smoking a beedy, a cigarette in rolling paper, not marijuana, and having been induced to suck off Roman Polanski in his sleep, hypoxia; a conversion to Islam, invented by Aisha, the Jewess.

An underage girl, tormenting a marijuana dealer, Muhammad, into obscene rages, at why everyone thought he was living with an underage girl whose parents had given her marijuana.

But Charles Manson, had lost his erection, to modern pharmaceuticals.

Even Charlie and Sharon working together, to print "Frank Zappa", her lyrics, and his comic writing, "Batman 1966", based on Superman's logic, could not save the pair, at love at longest sight.

The Los Angeles Police Department was cracking down, so they sent Kennedy's elite soldier, ZODIAC, "Willie the Pimp" in Frank Zappa's music; "Bobby McGee", of Janis Joplin fame, Steve Charlebois, the special monitor on the situation deployed by "Gay Ray", his father.

Steven Charlebois had to suck the Sheriff's dick, John Wayne Gacy Jr., coming back home.

But little victories are rare, in law enforcement; however, in intelligence, they are guaranteed.

The Saud Malay connection, under USMC terms, had been severed, defeating Adolf Hitler forever, leading to decades of detention slips and military intelligence soldiers, Adolf Hitler swiftly kicked on his boot on his car, from America and his "wheel", the Ace Five straight.

In 2003, Megan Dalee, a Hopkinton Highschool graduate, had developed "Suboxone"; a cover, as Fentanyl or heroin poisoning as a recovery, actually "Respiradone"; rumored to be chemical castration.

Emancipated from her parents, with the new invention, a potato needle, the erection and semen were sustained, however amphetamines damage to the male fixation was undone, and the same product staple through her patents degree, remained on the product.

But that's the new story, of "Chet".

Where did "Mini-Peebo" go, your old friend, "Quinton Reed"?

We had to scramble dozens of MI-6 Mossad operatives, hunting Megan Dalee, emancipated from her parents for the service contract for Respiradone.

Hunkered down, inside her little Orchard Hill dormitory room, at UMass-Amherst, with Jewish patent thieves out of England and the Anglicans, trying to seize her, for a prostitution's debt, to control the patent outside her law degree.

Naturally, David Charlebois, had to take action.

"Affirmative Blacktion".

David Charlebois, a Nazi, knew when the white man had betrayed him; it was time to take his secret weapon out, "Gay Niggers From Outer Space".

It was time to elect Barack Obama, and eliminate Scott Peterson's police selection, and the Coen Brothers, the Nutsies, Adolf Hitler.

And so it he did, with Rich Coughlin, Jenna Williamson, Brian Monaghan, Daniel Cheeseman, Joshua Moen, Andrew Donson, Ryan Cunningham, Chris Sweeney, Justin Walsh, Ivan Tomasic, Matthew Lennox, Allison Haimes, and Nicholas Maynard, wiped off the ground.

When he got his Medal of Honor, he was ordered to report the proper condition of any American spy, "paranoid schizophrenia".

He had seen a house wife, on time share, "a Nun".

And as for "The Beans", the cigarettes, he wanted to get back home for them regularly. If the Medal of Honor, got diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia, an American spy (hospital, not corrections), it would all be reversed, and pot bust pimping would return.

The Yakuza.

[littlesistersti]

Creative final project for a Short Story course. I chose “The Handsomest Drowned Man in the World” by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. I interpreted the story with themes of idolisation and such.

That influenced my process: I chose Markiplier as the “model” because he has a lot of shirtless photos out there so it was an easy find and because he is a major idol \ icon who gets a lot of fawning over. I chose to put a blank spot over the face to represent how everybody has their own sense of “handsomest man in the world” and has their own idols. I could’ve put the words “your idol here” but one, forgot in the rush, and two, thought it would be nicer in a different way to leave it blank. Like that self-portrait with the green apple 🍏. I forgot to clean up the mic wire or whatever it was. I asked the class to guess and my prof thought I might’ve used Jason Mamoa. Honestly, I could’ve because he is very big, a strong icon\idol fawned over, and played a character relating to the sea. Fits the role of Esteban. Don’t know why he escaped me.

Sources of the images used!

Water

Photo by Fabrizio Conti on Unsplash

Photo by Noah Usry on Unsplash

Wood

Single log: Photo by Dave Hoefler on Unsplash

Many logs: Photo by Ginevra Austine on Unsplash

Photo by Yasemin K. on Unsplash

Shirt

Photo by henri meilhac on Unsplash

Photo by Taisiia Shestopal on Unsplash

Canvas

Photo by Olga Thelavart on Unsplash

Linen

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

Flowers

Yellow field: PicsArt photo from @ macmmaya

Red: Photo by Jani-Petteri Tammi on Unsplash

White Daisy: Photo by Linus Belanger on Unsplash

Blue: Photo by Oscar Ivan Esquivel Arteaga on Unsplash

Amber: Photo by Sergio Arteaga on Unsplash

Orchid: Photo by Philip Graves on Unsplash

peony/rose: Photo by Juan Rojas on Unsplash

Bright yellow sticker: weirdly enough, it’s all over PicsArt with many names attached

Other brush tools of flowers

Misc.

Wrist compass: Antik .it CODE 6076A WRIST COMPASS

https://www.antik.it/Antique-compasses/6076A-Wrist-compass/

Scapular: Cedar House

https://cedarhouse.co/premium-brown-scapular-brown-and-cream-our-lady-of-mt-carmel-regular-17in/

Holy water: Fatimayyc Gift Shop

https://www.fatimayycgiftshop.ca/product/holy-water-bottle-4-oz/28

Side note: Linus Belanger has plenty of fantastic photos for any of your “homely” or “cottage core” collages. Giving me small town where there’s a secret society of kid wizards maybe.