#Italian meme

[trecciolinoooooo]

Ha delle poppe giganti. Intendo davvero delle imponenti tettone. Un vero set di mammellone. Possiede delle tettolone. Imponenti mega tettonone. Un gran bel paio di super mammelosenoni gigantesche super mega extra tettone. Mastodontiche ipergigasupermecro extra poppellone. Ouooouao. Quelle sono davvero un paio di grosse super tettone da mami. Cioè davvero senoni da furgone del latte; macchine del latte così imponenti da causare seri problemi alla schiena. Una coppia di gargantuesche colossali titaniche mastodontiche mongolfiere sessuali, sto parlando di bocciosissime bocciose tettose zinne, vaste titaniche astronomiche divine mostruose elefantine angurie mammarie da milkshake podinose tettose lattiere

[schmedterlingfreud]

Thinking deeply about Veneziano and Romano recreating a moment like this.

Still thinking about who the cameraman is and who the runner is. Romano's more likely to fight with a wild crow, but the cameraman's accent is from Naples, so...

[sofiiif]

Mi sono svegliata simpatica

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I woke up silly today

[sayitaliano]

Favorite meme at the moment: VA BENE LO STESSO! (it's okay anyway!/it's still okay!)

(From this video of Lundini)

You can use it when things aren't exactly as supposed to/perfect, but they're still okay/good. (He said it cause Roma football/soccer team won just by one goal back then but "it was good anyway!", they still won).

[diana9241livejournalcom]

Daniel Molloy to Armand for ALL the interview

[cruccabastarda]

THIS MEME IS IN ITALIAN BECAUSE YES

[la-principessa-della-squadra]

Melone as the Monster of Florence

Meme source Here

Melone: "If only there was some good in the world and everyone considered himself as their brother there would be less worry and less pain And the world would be much more pleasant"

"Bravo Bravo, noi condividiamo. Ma ora siamo davanti alla corte d'Assise e lei è imputato di sedici omicidi. Lei di questo si deve occupare"

(Agreed,agreed, and we do support that. But now you're standing before the Assize Court and you are charged with sixteen murders. That is what you need to worry about.)

[unfioreapezzi]

[mccek]

Meme all’italiana #50 (8)

[amypihcs]

Hello my always supportive friends, from our dear Planet of Apes! Yes, I'm in Calabria, in my dad's little town, a place called Sersale. This town is quite a new one, she's 400 years old and stuck on a mountain this makes for very tiny alleys. Enter guest starts my brother, cousin, aunt 1 and uncle 1. Aunt 1 want to go to the cemetery and wants me and brother to go with her. Alright, all the happy fam jump into the car (meriva opel) and uncle 1 has the great idea to TRY A NEW ROAD.

So we start climbing in the older part of the town, god knows how the car manages. We ask then for directions to a lady that directs us to a downright going alley called Via Mazzini. We get into that hoping the Gear will hold and always trusting Uncle 1 (he's great and i love him so much, i trust him in EVERYTHING) the alley... starts... getting... even... tighter. We arrive at the tightest place and start scratching with the side mirrors when two ladies of the town 'ambush' us and start screaming encoring aunt 1 and cousin from inside the car. We are stuck.

Brother hops down from the car to go check if it fits, then uncle1, aunt1 and i hop down. The older lady recognizes aunt1 and they start chatting and catching up on 50 years time they hadn't met. Usual climb up, get some almond milk, chatting in sersalese, recognising and recalling siblings, cousins, nieces and nephews, recognising brother and i as 'your little brother's children, how they look alike!' 'yes, claudio, u' piccirillu, remember him?'.

While they catch up i call first aunt 2 who doesn't answer, then dad. Dad calls uncle 2. Dad and uncle2 get to us, we start laughing. i call aunt 2 'becuase eeeh call her amy!'. Dad, brother and I are sent to the mechanic. The mechanic will take 10 to 15 mins to reach us. i communicate as such to the relatives in loco

The epic trio gets back there. aunt 2 joined the party, they're all chatting and laughing together. After a bit Aunt1 and 2, Cousin and I go away, the men™ stay. While we're make our attempt at the flower shop the mechanic arrives and unstucks the car. Uncle 1 and brother rejoin us on the road.

And we live happily ever after! Only in monkeland!

[schmedterlingfreud]

When you unwrap your panettone and you find out that it doesn't have the glazed crust…

[vvalliu]

[sayitaliano]

oggi mi sento in vena di recuperare questo vecchio meme, un mood decisamente totale (almeno saltuariamente per la mia testa bacata)

tipo, mentre si aspetta l'arrivo di qualcosa (tipo l'esc) o la fine di qualcosa, si può dire "QUANTO MANCAAA??!!" Mi ricordo a scuola a volte qualcuno chiedeva quanto tempo mancasse allo scadere dell'ora di verifica quasi così.

[diana9241livejournalcom]

Kit Villiers, Susan Villiers, Sandie the whore, sir Thomas Compton, Francis Bacon, Frances Coke, baby Charles& Edward Coke after George&Kate's wedding

Trnaslation: we want not create embarrassment but the groom likes cock

[disappointing-critter]

The Italian urge to let Ascanio in on 8th of January

[sayitaliano]

slavoj zizek email is a mood