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demonformsoupcan · 10 months ago
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Me: *gets off Obey me to scroll tumblr for a bit
Tumblr ads: "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE GAME OBEY ME??? YOU SHOULD PLAY IT"
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koszmarnybudyn · 5 months ago
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This was made because I read a fic "Proximity" by rosesofenvy and now i'm yearning.
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hopeswriting · 1 month ago
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reminder that if you back tsuna into a corner he
A) sends you right back into the worst prison for mafia criminals you just escaped from, but even worse than before (enjoy being unconscious and tied up in your one room swimming pool for the next 10 years)
B) freezes you with flames burning so hot they turned into ice (< this isn't how the zero point breakthrough is explained in canon but it's the more dramatic explanation), fully knowing you were already frozen by similar ones for 8 years until, like, a month prior
C) burns you fucking alive and also undoes the last 10 years of your existence across all existing timelines. also he won't think anything about it afterwards ever (?????? like. it's not that he didn't deserve it, to be clear, but damn. 😭😭😭 middle schoolers when you just want to take over the world(s) for a bit, smdh 🙄)
D) is willing to become the boss of the most powerful mafia family in the world with a bloodstained history if it means getting the opportunity to get his hands on you and kill you beat the shit out of you. but you're lucky he likes you so you could stay on very thin ice long enough for both of you to clear things up
E) gangs up against you with all the current and future strongest people in the world, and then punches you so hard he makes you see the light of doing the right thing despite your centuries years old deep rooted hatred which singlehandedly kept you alive as an undead person
also reminder he did all that while he was only 14 years old. this is all things he did in less than a year.
this is tsuna's resume during the course of less than a year of proper mafia business.
so, you know. the next time he goes "i just want my friends and i to be safe and happy and live in peace. 🥺🥺🥺 please don't make me fight you to make it happen? 👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺👉🏽👈🏽🥺"
just maybe, consider listening to him
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glfry · 3 months ago
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The answer to why Hank wears their goggles (not really)
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(Reading out chat) "Krinkels does Hank wear the goggles because it’s cool, or because his eyes are so ugly it would cause someone to die after seeing them?" Maybe he’s gonna go swimming this afternoon, and just doesn’t wanna deal with the overhead of putting them off and on again. He’s ready- he’s READY. He gets to that pool, he’s jumping straight in, eyes open.
He might even have eaten right beforehand - cramps be damned!
…I didn’t say Hank can swim.
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sweetlullabyebye · 4 months ago
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Already made a post about Charles not being the biggest fan of Monty but rewatching the show just makes it even more obvious like
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Edwin might've been worried about Crystal but Charles looks like a kicked puppy seeing him go talk to Monty
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Then Edwin's just acting super weird and so is Monty and Charles is taking it very well
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And all of a sudden Monty is nice to Charles?? And Charles looks so smug like "everyone likes me eventually" and all (meanwhile Niko cannot be bothered, stay hydrated)
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Also if he wanted to keep up the friendliness after Monty's been nice to him, maybe he could've not refused the case despite everyone else agreeing (even Edwin)
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And then he's just thrilled everytime Monty and Edwin are together 👍
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mitskiluvr · 11 months ago
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sorry i’m a megumi apologist because i, too, would lay on the floor crying and throwing up if i was just forced to watch my own hands tear apart my sister and the man who raised me
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askgardenerwoods · 12 days ago
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hi Emma! Who do you consider your friends do you have a crush on anybody?
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" For crushes... "
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#ITS SO SO FUNNY HOW MUCH PAIRINGS FIT MELLY? i felt like i needed to draw her as the greed talked about in the bible#AND MELLY POTENTIALLY KNOWING WENDY FOOTE BEFORE THE MANOR? omg... im so excited to see their lore#2022 me would be so sad emmamelly is not bros otp no more#NOT THAT EMMAMELLY IS BAD AND GONE heh.#swaytura on the mind though u feel#idv#identity v#emma woods#identity v gardener#survivor ask blog#idv gardener#ask emma woods#identity v ask blog#mentions:#melly plinius#wendy foote#give her like 20 seconds before she crushes again trust#a moment to talk about ships:#I dont got a defined crush/relationship for Emma! I love all her ships ^^ it's so silly to see other peoples portrayals and hcs#I started off shipping Emma and Melly because of garden scenarios and how they'd share a mutual bond through their nature expertise#Tracy and Emma are one of my OG ships too! super cute! From gears to plants they both have their own parallels to learn from eachother#when I first started this blog I used to talk to this Mun and they started sending me Emma and Naib artworks!#my goodness their excitement was contagious ^^! I hope theyre doing alright.#To that one Kurt/Servais and Emma shipper I see you! the pairings are super calming and I think itd be interesting to explore their past!#Someone posted Lucky x Emma here too and heh.. I totally get you. theyd get into such shenanigans together and they seem sweet!#Then I've been seeing alot of Norton and Emma recently on tiktok! Theres this one artist that draws them in such silly scenarios#But everytime I think about shipping them I get flashbacks to a minecraft server with nortnaib and i feel like damn... betrayal </3#how could i do that to my nortnaib besties#Then when playing with my friend on IDV I noticed they had Mary and Emma room pictures and yknow what? go queen#hcs are very much appreciated :) maybe when i open asks again i'd love to hear everyones thoughts.
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allovesthings · 26 days ago
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That one scientist in Batman/Nightwing Bloodborne: you stand by helpless as your parents are brutally murdered, then tell me I have no right to vengeance.
Dick:
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alxastrx · 5 months ago
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I'm not gonna say that I think Svsss would have been a better novel if Shen Qinqiu had developed a paternal relationship with Binghe and teaching them both that there is more to relationships than romantical love or friendship, and that it would had significantly lessen the creepy "I dated the student I met when he was a minor and I was a grown man and also there's ton of unnecessary sex scenes" whole thing they had going on BUT...
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Got to see Sonic 3 yesterday & basically:
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Safe to say ✨️I✨️ enjoyed it
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doobledabbadoo · 5 months ago
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french tomato but 10% more bastard
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robitoclast · 9 months ago
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Me posing in Pictures
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s2pdoktopus · 5 months ago
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Just posting A-Xie's hairdos to accompany the other one
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'Cause Jin Ling is very Jiang Cheng-like, Jiang Cheng should have a very Jiang Yanli-like daughter
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pcktknife · 8 months ago
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hehe
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thestalkerbunny · 5 months ago
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An old oc meant for Induction that I just never got around to designing. Sister Sen, the Sin Eater.
Sin Eaters at a time were real people who actually did 'take the burden' of other's sins who had passed at the price of their own eternal soul just so they could survive another day. But in this case, a Sin Eater is an actual monster that does consume Sin itself (Often when it is 'transferred' to a piece of food by confessing your sins while preparing/holding it.)
Sin Eaters are relatively harmless creatures that often settle themselves in small tight knit communities and feed off Sin. However, if they are starved of it for too long and neglected, they can become dangerous where they will attack people regardless of the gravity of their Sin to suck it out directly from their body and could seriously hurt you.
Sister Sen was one of these dangerous Sin Eaters Skoll came across while traveling through Arkansas a number of years ago and managed to 'tame down' enough to bring her back to New Chicago. Her 'Face' is actually drawn on as Sin Eaters lack actual eyes and use their long tongues to heat sense things similar to a snake.
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PURE FORM Sen.
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magic-pincushion · 10 months ago
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God I’m imagining Lena screaming everytime she meets with an avatar/associate but it’s like a fake scream that she does out of politeness. Like “Ah, they like fear right? Well then I guess I’ll just scream as a greeting to keep them happy”
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